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- Aug 13, 2018
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Dude.
Your username is honey badger.
I'm going to reframe your whole post as the predator talking. (The predator is much bigger and stronger than the honey badger, by the way.)
But HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE.
Predator: I'm gonna wear you out. You know how you were sold, told, and shown nothing but the script? Yeah, that was me. And you bought into it not even realizing there was another way. Hahaha, gotcha!
You: Honey badger don't care.
Predator: I'm out to convince you that the only people who followed other paths successfully had rather different (note, better financial) starts in life. I'm going to keep on making every effort to make sure you're not exposed to people who actually did well on their own. And I'm going to scream into your ear that you are so far behind the power curve it's embarrassing.
You: Honey badger don't care.
Predator: I think you were just too stupid to question those things. And I'm not ashamed to keep you focused on being too busy fighting forced religious oppression. I'll keep beating the drum that your only purpose for existing is to be a servant to a husband and yep, that is your only value on this planet.
You: Honey badger don't care.
Predator: It was way too late in life when you started to wake up to reality that 'working hard at my job' was NOT going to get me even remotely close to the life I want. So it's over. Too late. Too bad, so sad.
You: Honey badger don't care.
Predator: Pathetic. Look at you, still working solo; you still have a day job since the business does NOT have reliable income; and even before this you were working your f/t job plus p/t job(s). That proves it's destined to fail.
You: Honey badger don't care. Watch me succeed in the face of all of this.
Predator: No. You're worn out. You're tired.
You: Honey badger don't care.
Predator: That dim prick of light at the end of the tunnel? Forget about it. It's way too far off right now to ever materialize. You have no passion. You have no tech skills. You don't know coding. You're not an inventor. You're not particularly prone to great ideas. What chance do you have?
You: Honey badger don't care.
Predator: Every need you've ever thought of, a quick search shows it's already out there and solved for people. Your growth is going to be painfully slow and very time consuming. Why bother?
You: Honey badger don't care.
Predator: In the meantime, I'm going to be relentless at wearing you out with the day to day grind of juggling it all. When your current contract ends, it's over. That tiny bit of imperceptible momentum you have worked so hard for? Worthless.
You: Honey badger don't care.
Predator: No matter what, I'm going to keep you tired. Worn out. Exhausted. Don't expect a break. I'm going to ramp up your ADHD until the previous freakouts looked like diddly-squat. If I can help it, things are going to keep going sideways. The one thing I do support is that you're mad at the world, our economy, the culture in the area of the country you live in. Keep up the good work.
You: Off I go. No rest for the weary as they like to say. Tomorrow's a new day.
Hey look, the honey badger won the day! That predator did its worst and still didn't manage to make a dent in your resolve! #applause
Your username is honey badger.
I'm going to reframe your whole post as the predator talking. (The predator is much bigger and stronger than the honey badger, by the way.)
But HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE.
Predator: I'm gonna wear you out. You know how you were sold, told, and shown nothing but the script? Yeah, that was me. And you bought into it not even realizing there was another way. Hahaha, gotcha!
You: Honey badger don't care.
Predator: I'm out to convince you that the only people who followed other paths successfully had rather different (note, better financial) starts in life. I'm going to keep on making every effort to make sure you're not exposed to people who actually did well on their own. And I'm going to scream into your ear that you are so far behind the power curve it's embarrassing.
You: Honey badger don't care.
Predator: I think you were just too stupid to question those things. And I'm not ashamed to keep you focused on being too busy fighting forced religious oppression. I'll keep beating the drum that your only purpose for existing is to be a servant to a husband and yep, that is your only value on this planet.
You: Honey badger don't care.
Predator: It was way too late in life when you started to wake up to reality that 'working hard at my job' was NOT going to get me even remotely close to the life I want. So it's over. Too late. Too bad, so sad.
You: Honey badger don't care.
Predator: Pathetic. Look at you, still working solo; you still have a day job since the business does NOT have reliable income; and even before this you were working your f/t job plus p/t job(s). That proves it's destined to fail.
You: Honey badger don't care. Watch me succeed in the face of all of this.
Predator: No. You're worn out. You're tired.
You: Honey badger don't care.
Predator: That dim prick of light at the end of the tunnel? Forget about it. It's way too far off right now to ever materialize. You have no passion. You have no tech skills. You don't know coding. You're not an inventor. You're not particularly prone to great ideas. What chance do you have?
You: Honey badger don't care.
Predator: Every need you've ever thought of, a quick search shows it's already out there and solved for people. Your growth is going to be painfully slow and very time consuming. Why bother?
You: Honey badger don't care.
Predator: In the meantime, I'm going to be relentless at wearing you out with the day to day grind of juggling it all. When your current contract ends, it's over. That tiny bit of imperceptible momentum you have worked so hard for? Worthless.
You: Honey badger don't care.
Predator: No matter what, I'm going to keep you tired. Worn out. Exhausted. Don't expect a break. I'm going to ramp up your ADHD until the previous freakouts looked like diddly-squat. If I can help it, things are going to keep going sideways. The one thing I do support is that you're mad at the world, our economy, the culture in the area of the country you live in. Keep up the good work.
You: Off I go. No rest for the weary as they like to say. Tomorrow's a new day.
Hey look, the honey badger won the day! That predator did its worst and still didn't manage to make a dent in your resolve! #applause