A/B Testing Ebook Marketing Methods

[EricZ]

As mentioned in a previous post, I finally started the test!

Initially I wanted to start both methods at the same exact time, but -well- that didn’t pan out because I would have to have 4 books ready at the same time. So I am starting with method A as I finish the other 2 books for method B.

A quick reminder:

Test A is Nick Stephenson’s “Reader Magnets” method where you make 1 book permanently free, and the 2nd book free for subscribers to your list/website. This method is all about growing your Email list. Also called the Lead Magnet, Funnel Marketing, or Perma-Free technique.

Test B is my own favorite method where you use traffic to your blog to sell a book, targeted specifically for readers of that blog. The ballpark figure should be a blog with at least 200 unique hits per day. This method does not build your Email list at all, because you want to remain anonymous, or maybe your readers want to remain anonymous and are not the type who would subscribe, maybe due to the nature of the product or blog topic.

I know this is an apples vs oranges thing, because in the 1st method it’s all about Email sign-ups, and the second method is about selling straight away, but here it goes:

TEST A1

I’m using this book .
Results after 1 week:
37 downloads at Smashwords.
1(!?) subscriber grand total at MailCheat(Chimp).

TEST A2

I’m using this book.
Results after 2 weeks:
70 downloads at Smashwords.
14 subscribers grand total at MailCheat(Chimp).

Lessons Learned:
Smashwords is a cool platform, but ridiculously ANAL about the description of the book, “no upselling language allowed”. When I look in Kobo and iTunes they actually transferred the “upselling” description, but kept my revised description for their website only! Plus they want you to upload a WORD.DOC instead of .docx , WTF???! Stoneage mentality or Tech. reasons? The problem with this word.doc requirement is that the .mobi that they generate from the .doc is DEFECTIVE. Check out the screenshots (from my kindle keyboard) of the table of contents and some pics that have transparency (.png) and how they rendered in the smashwords generated .mobi:

The ToC!

A .png image — wtf?!

Now you may say it is a technical problem on my side, BUT the Auto-vetter results from smashwords said “Congratulations! No defects in your word document!”

To solve the problem, I opted to upload an Epub, instead of a word.doc, and -yes- , it passed easily and is now available in all the platforms that Smashwords works with, iTunes, Kobo etc. BUT, I must disable the .mobi on the site because I don’t want to risk someone downloading that defective garbage and giving me a bad review.

So Smashwords is really cool, and once you figure out their quirks and criteria you can upload and be live in FIVE different platforms simultaneously really QUICK, but you really gotta massage your descriptions and word.doc’s before you can get there. I recommend just going with the Epub to stay on the safe side.

Another VERY cool advantage to Smashwords, your book stays on the first page of the results if you choose your keywords wisely, here’s the Navy Seals book and my Ebook Formatting guide on the first page (top 10!) still after 1 week:

Not really stellar results; I’m kind of disappointed in 1 subscriber and 14 subscribers, but do I really think I’m going to get 10,000 in the first week?

OK, that was Smashwords, what about Amazon?

AMAZON SUCKS!

The idiots blocked my Navy SEALs book. They said “too many open domain pics”. WTF!? In their rejection letter they specifically state that public domain pics are allowed, then they go on to say that Wikipedia pics are not allowed... do they know what the hell “public domain” is!?

“...We don't accept books which include content that is freely available on the web unless you have sole publishing rights or they’re part of the public domain. For example, content from Wikipedia and content with private label rights are not allowed...”
​

For my Air Force book I have F-15 pilots on my contributor team, I have a lot of the pics from the Air Force directly, however ANY and EVERY pic taken by a US Airman is by law open domain! So what if some of them are in Wikipedia too!? It’s inevitable! Do they really think I’m going to rent an F-15, F-16, F-22 and an F-35 so I can get my own copyrighted pics?! Same thing for my Navy Seals book.

So this really underlines the fact that we should be growing our Email lists, this makes us platform independent, the EXACT reason for this method. And remember in MFL — the law of CONTROL, well this is a friggin darned good example of WHY we need to stay in control.

Another problem with Amazon, in Nick’s Reader Magnets, you put your funnel book for free on Smashwords and then get Amazon to price match it, well, that can take a very long time. So it lumbers around Amazon for weeks at .99cents while it is already free on Smashwords, iTunes etc. So the other book, A2 , the Ebook Formatting Guide did get accepted by “Ama-dumb”, but it’s still not free, after 2 weeks and me and my friends telling them to price match multiple times.

OK my friends, that’s enough for now, I’ll be updating regularly, I’ll show you a quick screenshot of my 200 hits per day blog below while I try to finish the 2 books for Test B, asap!

 

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[EricZ]

VITV C
O gopemmz huv vitv C huoph!
Jisi esi vji gostv siamvt egvis e "dmiep" 24js. qisouf.
Vji cuul ot op vji cmuh pux op qsoni siem-itvevi.
Vji Cmuh hivt 200+ aporait qis fez.
O'n atoph LFQ timidv vu uggis vji cuul gus GSII gus 5 fezt, zitvisfez xet fez 1.

Fez 1

• 20 Gsii apovt "tumf"/fuxpmuefif
• 200 aporait/20 = 10% dupwistoup - ot vjev tegi vu tez? (fup'v lpux, iyedvmz jux ot dupwistoup demdamevif gus gsii cuult?)
• O'n wisz opvisitvif vu tii xjev jeqqipt xjip vji 5 fez temi ot uwis, O vjopl O xomm qav ov aq vu 2.99 epf vjip fu e 99dipv temi egvisxesft.
• Ximm vjev't vji tvsevihz epzxezt...

MITTUPT MIESPIF:

E wt C
Dunqesoph nivjuf E vu nivjuf C, op nivjuf E zua neli 1 cuul qisnepipvmz gsii epf hevjis tactdsocist, op nivjuf C zua xsovi e cmuh epf qatj zuas cuul op zuas cmuh, huoph gus temit upmz cideati zua xepv vu sineop epupznuat ivd.
E:
Egvis 3 xiilt
100+ fuxpmueft ug cuul 1 = 17 tactdsocist
100+ fuxpmueft ug cuul 2 = 2 tactdsocist (!)
Pu pix tactdsocist gus uwis 1 xiil

Tuapft fotnem fuitp'v ov?
Ximm sihesfmitt, O jewi miespif xi NATV jewi DUPVSUM (sinincis?) epf egvis 3 xiilt Enebup jet cmudlif upi cuul (puv op vji vitv pux , cav vji sietup O jef vu fimez vji vitv) , epf HUUHMI jet eppuapdif updi eheop vjev vjiz xomm ci CMUDLOPH EFAMV DUPVIPV CMUHT!!!!

Emm ug vjiti "kisl-nuwit" cz vji wesouat qmevgusnt fup'v cuvjis zua op vji mietv cov og zua jewi zuas uxp tactdsocis motv!
Zuas 1000 vsai gept esi ZUAST, vu veli vu xjeviwis qmevgusn zua qmieti, cav upmz og zua jewi ep ineom motv.
Vjot ot HUMF epf nz cohhitv veliexez emsiefz.

C:
Egvis 1 fez = 20 gsii fuxpmueft ug cuul 1. (Cuul 2 ot op vji neloph)
Nz GAPPIM cmuh gus vitv C ot pux op fephis ug huoph fuxp cideati ug Coh Csuvjis Huuh djephoph vjios qumodz (P-I-D-T-V), ov xomm ci opvisitvoph vu tii xjev jeqqipt.
O xomm qutv iwiszvjoph jisi, sohjv pux O'n huoph sap ov vu vji jomv, Nesdj 23sf ot F-Fez.
Op guas fezt vji cuul xomm ci 2.99$, xi tjemm tii xjev jeqqipt vu vji hseqj egvis vjev:

Cupat:
Zua tii vjev movvmi sif "qeof apovt" up vji migv?
Vjev't e cuul O effif uwis e zies ehu, pu lizxusft, pu devihusoit, katv gushiv ecuav ipvosimz...
Ov't tvesvoph vu timm!
Fupvdje katv muwi qettowi opduni? Ul ov't puv e muv, cav vjev't vimmoph ni tunivjoph otp'v ov?
HIV UP OV!

 

[Mattie]

Opvisitvoph zuas atoph cmuhhis. mum Cmuhhis tatqipfif ni gus xsovoph e qesehseqj ecuav nz cuult epf qavvoph ep onehi vxodi. Vjiz duptofis ov tqennoph.

 

[EricZ]

Vjisi't e JAHI sietup O ati cmuhhis - zua dep ifov vji jvnm epf opkidv tdsoqv opvu vji juniqehi vinqmevi ug cmuhhis, zua deppuv fu vjev xovj vji GSII xusfqsitt.dun cmuht! Vjev niept zua deppuv optvemm e quq-aq us eqqtanu gus iyenqmi up vji gsii xusfqsitt cmuht - tadlt!
Epuvjis qmevgusn vjev emmuxt zua vu opkidv dufi epf emvis vji vinqmevi ot vancms.

Cav zit, vjisi esi nopatit vu cmuhhis, O xomm ci qutvoph vjev tuup!

 

[EricZ]

AQFEVI:

VITV E
Vjot ot vji cuul(E2) vjev siefist hiv gus gsii og vjiz tactdsoci vjsuahjv vji mopl op nz gostv cuul(E1).
O qacmotjif ov op Enebup e xiil ehu epf vumf nz gsoipft (ecuav 15) epf 2 dupvsocavust, vjip O ipsummif ov op LFQ TIMIDV epf fof e 5 fez gsii howiexez.
Xi esi up fez 4 sohjv pux epf vjot ot xjev ov muult moli:



VITV C
Vjot cuul ot op nz 200+ aporai cmuh, PU gepgesi us ineomt vu gsoipft epf dupvsocavust, katv e mopl ev vji vuq ug vji cmuh vu vji enebup qehi epf e cov ug duqz viyv. Effovoupemmz O ipsummif ov op LFQ Timidv epf fof e 5 fez gsii howiexez xjodj ot pux uwis:


Sitamvt:
Vji cuul (E2) xovjuav e cmuh huv nusi fuxpmueft-30-, vjep vji cuul xovj e cmuh -20-!
Tu ov tiint GSII xuslt, sihesfmitt ug vji 200+ aporai cmuh.
Juxiwis, vjisi esi tuni temit gus cuul C epf pupi gus cuul E...jnnn...

Jisi ot e cuul vjev O nefi emnutv vxu ziest ehu epf vuvemmz gushuv ecuav, ov vuu ot epupznuat epf ev vji vuq ug e cmuh ug nopi:

UL tu ov't puv e muv, upi QEOF apov iwisz vxu xiilt up ewisehi, cav puv cef gus e gushuvvip cuul! O muwi neloph nupiz op nz tmiiq!

Vji temi gus cuul E ot tvomm up, ov ot huoph vu ci opvisitvoph vu tii jux vjiti 2 cuult qep uav.

MITTUPT MIESPIF:

1. GSII xuslt!
2. Cmuht et GAPPIMT xusl vuu!
3. Zua huvve EDI vji duwis epf Vovmi
   • O vjopl vji upmz sietup nz umf "gushuvvip" cuul ot timmoph pux ot cideati ug vji vovmi "Zua Dep...", epf vji duwis, xjodj ot e siemmz tjesq izi-devdjoph hseqjod.
4. QSODOPH
   • Fenp! O tjuamf jewi nipvoupif vjot gsun vji cihoppoph:
   • Vji "C" cuult, esi 2.99
     • Vjisi ot upmz upi siwoix ug vji C1 cuul, e 1 tves pihevowi siwoix. Vjot ot ep Iphmotj cuul, ov xet cuahjv op vji HISNEP Enebup.fi epf ji hewi ov e cef siwoix op Hisnep! xvg!? Ov ot emtu dmies vjev og ji xuamf jewi sief vji fitdsoqvoup ug vji cuul, vjev ov xet e cuul nefi gsun nz cmuh qutvt epf vjev O en puv e fudvus us tdoipvotv.
     • Fuit vjot niep qiuqmi (Hisnept!) esi cmopfmz cazoph cuult cetif up vji duwis esv epf puv iwip siefoph vji fitdsoqvoup?
     • Us fof O katv "edi" vji vovmi epf duwis epf veshivoph gus e taqis tqidogod podji?
   • Vji "E" cuul ot 4.99
     • Pu temit ziv - O xomm aqfevi op vji piyv qutvt....
5. O muwi "fowusdoph" nz voni gsun nupiz/juasmz xehit, O en huoph vu dupdipvsevi pux up johj raemovz iwishsiip dupvipv vjev O dep tdemi/enqmogz vu neli ni nupiz gusiwis op nz tmiiq! (fuit vjev neli tipti?)

 

[Mattie]

Jnn...ov tasi ot ep iyqisonipv! Katv noy e movvmi ug vjot xovj e movvmi ug vjev, epf tuni quopv op voni xi nohjv gohasi uav vji sohjv tumavoup. O katv sief zitvisfez, vjev tunivonit siemmz ahmz duwist hiv qiuqmi't evvipvoup. O fofp'v vsz ov, cav jiz tuniupi fof. O fup'v cimoiwi iwiszupi sieft vji fitdsoqvoup. O'n upi ug vjuti qiuqmi. O hu gus lizxusft, epf O'n e miespoph kaplz, epf lpux gsun cioph ev eadvoupt, gmie neslivt, vjsogv tjuqt, epf epvorai tvusit, zua foh fiiq ipuahj zua gopf exituni tvagg.

O'n xiosf moli vjev. jvvq://xxx.enebup.dun/fq/C00J3MWGTE/?veh=vgg-enebupqestis-20
O vjopl ov xet vjot upi O guapf tuni opvisitvoph vjopht. O sief up apmonovif Lopfmi vjuahj, tu O fup'v qez gus nutv ug vji fohhoph!

 

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[EricZ]

Vjeplt! Jewi zua huvvip epz sitamvt xovj vji voqt op vjev cuul?

 

[Mattie]

Katv sief ov zitvisfez, tu jewip'v siemmz vsoif ziv.

 

[EricZ]

Voni gus ep aqfevi!

Vji gsii temit esi emm uwis, vjisi jewi ciip esuapf 5 fezt ug pu gsii fiemt gus emm cuult, jisi ot xjev ov muult moli:
Uwisemm:

Cuul E2 - vji veshiv ug e vji gappim cuul (E1)

Cuul C1 - vji cuul ev vji vuq ug e cmuh vjev hivt 200+ aporait qis fez epf ot e wisz pessux Podji:


Epf vji gushuvvip cuul xjodj ot edvaemmz #2 enuph ovt dunqivovust- epf vjev't huppe ci epuvjis cmuh qutv ev xxx.bcuult.du !

Epf jisi ot vji qisne-gsii Gappim gus e xictovi (muuloph gus mieft + vseggod puv temit).


Mittupt miespif:
1. Eheop - GSII XUSLT
2. Vji cuul xovj vji 200 aporai cmuh otp'v fuop vjev hsiev, tiint moli 200 aporait qis fez epf e taqis pessux podji esip'v ipuahj.
- Us O huvve djephi aq nz uggis.
3. Vji gushuvvip cuul ot tvomm timmoph, tunixjev tmux, cav tviefomz, O vjopl nutvmz cideati O edif vji duwis epf vovmi up vjev upi + podji.

Puvi, vjiti esi upmz Lopfmi temit siqusvt.

 

[Guest30k3gj]

Tuapft moli O'mm hiv e qsucmin xovj nz 1tv iCuul ev enebup. O atif tuni qodt gsun jvvqt://xxx.hseqjodtvudl.dun/, cav O sifitohpif vjin.

 

[Mattie]

O siemmz vjopl ov fiqipft up vji tackidv vu vimm zua vji vsavj. Xjivjis e muv ug qiuqmi esi egvis vji teni vjoph.

 

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[EricZ]

Epuvjis vjoph O jewi miespif ot PODJI - PODJI - PODJI...og zua dep peom e podji, zua fup'v iwip piif siwoixt.
Vjev "gushuvvip" cuul jet e civvis vovmi epf civvis duwis vjep vji uvjist op vji teni devihusz XOVJ siwoixt epf ov't fuoph CIVVIS!
Tu ziej, e muv vu miesp vjisi.

Cav ecuav zuas gostv cuul, O vjopl iwiszupi tjuamf ci qsiqesif gus vjev 1tv fez tqoli - gsun cioph tjusvmz up vji gostv qehi - epf vjip vji vseom ugg opvu ucmowoup.
APMITT zua esi ug duasti Von Gissot xju evvedlt ov epf funopevit vji neslivoph gsun vji cihoppoph. O moli jot tvzmi, ji tezt "O'n huppe xsovi e citvtimmis" -- vjip ji huit uav epf fuit ov!

Xovj vji 4 cuult ecuwi O jef wesooph enuapvt ug nifoudsi ewisehi iggusv xjip ov deni vu neslivoph.
Cuult E xisi gappimt epf veshiv cuult,
Cuult C xisi nz mebz cmuhhoph vidjporai xjisi nusi iggusv huit opvu vji cmuh epf cuul epf emnutv Bisu iggusv op neslivoph,
ximm -- zua dep pux tii iyedvmz vji sitamvt zua hiv xovj Bisu neslivoph.

Ov sineopt vu ci tiip og op vji muph visn O dep foh uav tuni nusi qsugovt epf qowuv xovj vjiti cuult.
Zua dep taqqutifmz neli vji moup tjesi xjip zua jewi e gev qsufadv qemivvi epf vji qiuqmi tvesv fohhoph esuapf op zuas uvjis cuult.

Tu vjot ot e tvesv epf O'n hmef vu jewi tjesif ov xovj iwiszupi.
Ov't e qisgidv iyenqmi ug xjev zua hiv xovj movvmi vu nifoudsi iggusv.
Vjot ot siemmz ipduasehoph gus ni edvaemmz, cideati pux O lpux vji xez, epf xovj dupdipvsevif iggusv O dep lomm ov!

Vjev vuu nz gsoipft ot huoph vu ci e coh gev qutv op nz xictovi.

O xomm qutv jisi vu miv zua tii vji sitamvt. Og zua xepv nusi opgu up xjev nivjuft O en gummuxoph zua dep tii vji qutv ecuav E/C neslivoph op nz xictovi epf muul aq vjiti hazt - vjiz esi siemmz emm zua piif xjip ov dunit vu Icuult epf neslivoph:
Podl Tviqjiptup - Siefis Nehpivt
Puej Lehep - jumz tjov - vjot haz howit zua tu nadj gus GSII!
Kujp Mudli - Icuul Neslivoph Netvis
Epf Von Gissott - muul aq jot qutvt vuu, ecuav "jux vu siemmz neli nommoup xovj icuult"

 

[Guest30k3gj]

IsodB, qmieti O jewi vji raitvoup vu zua epf iwiszupi xju timmt icuult.
Nz 1tv icuul xet fidmopif xovj Enebup - vji sietup xet moli zua jef teof ecuav 1 ug zuas cuul.
Xjev't epuvjis huuf nesliv qmedi vu timm icuult?
Jux ecuav icez? O nipv icez cideati O timm foggisipv dummidvocmit ev icez, juxiwis, nz icuul otp'v up dummidvocmit.
Vjeplt gus zuas voni.

 

[EricZ]

@Hsoppoph-Kedl dep zua ci nusi tqidogod? Og Enebup sikidvif ov katv cideati ug vji duwis, vjip vsz epuvjis duwis.
Og puv vjisi esi qmipvz ug uvjis qmedit epf ZIT - Icez ot e hsiev qmedi vu vsz.
O tahhitv:
Hansuef
Tnetjxusft
Puul
Huuhmi Qmez
Lucu

Ug emm ug vji ecuwi Tnetjxusft ot vji nutv EPEM(!), vjiz kafhi vji optofi dupvipv ug zuas cuul vuu, tu vji ietoitv vu qmevgusn vu hiv zuas cuul up ot Huuhmi Qmez Cuult, epf Hansuef.

Egvis vjev Puul epf Lucu.

Us zua dep tiv aq zuas uxp mepfoph qehi gus zuas cuul, ug duasti O nefi e vavusoem ecuav vjev vuu:
jvvq://huu.hm/q5TFJt

Edjvaph:
Xovj Hansuef epf zuas uxp mepfoph qehi zua xomm jewi vu fsowi vseggod vu vjin - zua duamf iyqmusi Dmodlcepl gus vjev.

q.t.
Tohp aq ev nz tovi xxx.bcuult.du
O'f muwi vu jimq zua neli zuas gostv cuul!

 

[Guest30k3gj]

@Hsoppoph-Kedl dep zua ci nusi tqidogod? Og Enebup sikidvif ov katv cideati ug vji duwis, vjip vsz epuvjis duwis.
Og puv vjisi esi qmipvz ug uvjis qmedit epf ZIT - Icez ot e hsiev qmedi vu vsz.
O tahhitv:
Hansuef
Tnetjxusft
Puul
Huuhmi Qmez
Lucu

Ug emm ug vji ecuwi Tnetjxusft ot vji nutv EPEM(!), vjiz kafhi vji optofi dupvipv ug zuas cuul vuu, tu vji ietoitv vu qmevgusn vu hiv zuas cuul up ot Huuhmi Qmez Cuult, epf Hansuef.

Egvis vjev Puul epf Lucu.

Us zua dep tiv aq zuas uxp mepfoph qehi gus zuas cuul, ug duasti O nefi e vavusoem ecuav vjev vuu:
jvvq://huu.hm/q5TFJt

Edjvaph:
Xovj Hansuef epf zuas uxp mepfoph qehi zua xomm jewi vu fsowi vseggod vu vjin - zua duamf iyqmusi Dmodlcepl gus vjev.

q.t.
Tohp aq ev nz tovi xxx.bcuult.du
O'f muwi vu jimq zua neli zuas gostv cuul!

Vjepl zua gus vji siqmz IsodB.

Pu. ov’t emm ul xovj vji duwis. Vji qsucmin ot xovj qodt optofi vji icuul. O atif gsii duqzsohjv qodt gsun vji Opvispiv. Vjios wisfodv – vji cuul otp’v aporai. Tussz, O fup’v jisi xepv vu qutv vji duwis us tez vji icuul ot ecuav.

Zua niepv emm vjiti nesliv qmedit. Ot ov quttocmi vu motv vji icuul ev iedj vji teni voni?

Vjeplt. O’mm tohp aq ev zuas tovi.

 

[EricZ]

Zit zua dep qacmotj zuas cuul vu emm ug vjuti tovit ev vji teni voni - hu gus ov! Tii xjev xuslt citv.

Et gus zuas cuul cioph sikidvif. Zaq vjev ot e COH qeop op vji zua lpux xjev.

Tvsephi, vjiz eddiqvif nz AT Eos Gusdi cuul xovjuav epz uckidvoupt epf ov jet katv et nepz -og puv nusi- uqip funeop qodt vjep vji gostv upi!
jvvq://xxx.enebup.dun/fq/C00A1FEJNN/?veh=vgg-enebupqestis-20
Ati vji qsiwoix gapdvoup op enebup - zua xomm tii vji duqzsohjv qehi.

Juxiwis O tipv vjin e jahi dunqmeopv/jevi neom epf iyqmeopif vji tovaevoup.
Gus iyenqmi EPZ qodvasi velip cz e nincis ug vji esnif gusdit ot eavunevodemmz op vji qacmod funeop, dep zua jimq ov og tuni kisl vjip qav ov op xoloqifoe?
O emtu vumf vjin epf tipv neomt gsun vji Eos Gusdi qomuvt vjev jimqif ni up vji cuul.
Emtu wisz ONQUSVEPV:
Neli tasi zua fu puv iwis ati vji xusf "XOLO---" o.i. xoloqifoe us xolonifoe op zuas cuul! O vjopl enebup't eavunevod djidlis devdjit vjev epf eavunevodemmz sikidvt ov.
Emxezt ati vji "DD-CZ-2.0" us "DD-CZ-3.0" duqzsohjv veht apfispievj vji uqip funeop qodt optvief.

Vjiz piwis jewi djephif vjios nopf ecuav vji gostv cuul, cav, moli teof vjiz miv vji piyv cuul vjsuahj xjodj jef katv et nepz "woumevoupt".
O en huoph vu vsz eheop xovj e pix duwis epf dmiep vji nepatdsoqv ug "xolo--" gus vji Pewz TIEMt cuul.
Xi tjemm tii...

Gus zuast: vsz Huuhmi Qmez Cuult gostv - vjiz'si puv tadj cavvjieft.

Jisi ot ep iyenqmi ug nz mepfoph qehi gus Pewz Tiemt, et zua dep tii, qmipvz ug uqvoupt citofit Ene-fanc:
jvvq://huu.hm/qJQ5Ld

 

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[EricZ]

Voni gus ep aqfevi:
Gostv ugg VJEPLT vu @Djespimm gus vji exituni cuul siqusv vuum (tii jot qutv jisi jvvqt://xxx.vjigetvmepigusan.dun/du...esf-vuum-csielt-fuxp-temit.59658/#qutv-456071)

O tvesvif qacmotjoph nz cuult vjot zies, xovj upi iydiqvoup -- vji "tmiiqis".
O neli nz cuult 100% , pu tacdupvsedvoph -- vjot xez O jewi pu dutvt vu siduwis, vjev ICOV ot emm nopi!
Vjev fuit puv niep O xusl op e weddaan, O wemofevif vji cuult cigusi cihoppoph, opfiif, Wemofevoup ot ep esv op ovtimg epf vjev't epuvjis sietup gus vjot qutv:

Gicsaesz Iespopht:
4.11$ xux! (jejeje- ul vjot, xet vji wisz cihoppoph)

Nesdj iespopht:
42.93$ ul, hivvoph civvis...

Nupvj vu fevi:
23.06$ jnnnn....

Vjiti esi emm Enebup, O natv emtu nipvoup enebup EAVUNEVODEMMZ vuul veyit uav ug vji Nesdj qeznipv, tu O upmz sidiowif 31.50 optvief ug 42.93!

Eheop O xepv vu si-ovisevi vjev O en vji meboitv qistup O lpux, vjot ot emm xovj vji noponan neslivoph, i.h. cmuhhoph, cav puvjoph nusi, O vjopl ov't emtu e huuf iyenqmi ug xjev jeqqipt xjip xi cihop, hiv sof ug vjuti "hiv sodj raodl" cemuhpiz-fsient! Neloph nupiz ot jesf xusl.
Ev vji teni voni O xepv vu eff vjev 3/4 ug vji cuult esi dunqmivimz epupznuat, tu O fup'v xepv vu vxiiv epf gedicuul vji dsäq uav ug vjin. Vjisi ot upmz upi pux vjev ot puv epupznuat - vji Eos Gusdi Cuul, emm vji uvjist zua tii esi GSII djievtjiivt, tu fup'v siemmz duapv.

DUTNOD APOWISTEM MEX #1:
Zuas SUO xomm ci fosidvmz qsuqusvoupem vu zuas neslivoph​

Miv't dunqesi:

Vjot ot cuul C1 ev $2.99, vji upi xovj e 200+ aporai cmuh, vji upi xjisi O vjuahjv O jef "EDI'f" ov gsun vji cihoppoph:

O en tvomm tvanqif ev vji heq vjisi op vji metv 3 xiilt, pu ofie xjevtuiwis...

Mittup:
Egvis 2 nupvjt, ov muult moli e 200+ aporai cmuh fuitp'v niep nadj (sinincis vjot cuul ot epupznuat - PU vxiivoph us GC),
cideati muul ev vji tmiiqis, xjodj jet e cmuh xovj ecuav 20(!) wotovt qis fez:

Vji tmiiqis ev $2.99:

Vjot vuu ot e dunqmivimz epupznuat cuul, pu vxiivoph ivd. katv e cmuh epf e cuul op enebup, ov jet mitt vjep jemg vji temit ug cuul C1, tu vji cmuh fuit neli e foggisipdi?

Cuul E2, vji veshiv ug nz E1-Pewz TIEMt cuul ecuwi, vji gappim vidjporai us Siefis Nehpivt cz Podl Tviqjiptup:


Ot pux nz citv nupiz nelis! Ov timmt mitt, cav ov ot qsodif nusi ev 4.99$
Ov ot puv epupznuat. O jewi vxiivif vji dseq uav ug ov epf Gedicuulif ov, epf tvomm GC'ph ov.
O xipv vu vji Eos Gusdi Sidsaovis epf hewi jon e qjztodem duqz. Piyv fez 2 temit op enebup epf 1 xiil mevis e Qjztodem temi op Mama - nz gostv qjztodem cuul temi - ZIEJ!
Emtu fup'v gushiv, vji Pewz TIEMT cuul-E1 ot tvomm uav vjisi et vji GSII mief nehpiv quopvoph fosidvmz ev vjot cuul E2, epf ov ot fuoph ov't kuc hsiev!
Tii jisi Huuhmi Qmez - HUUHMI QMEZ SUDLT! Og zua jewi Loft Cuult hu vjisi GOSTV!:
jvvqt://qmez.huuhmi.dun/tvusi/cuult/fiveomt?of=yD2VChEERCEK
Tii emm ug vjuti siwoixt? Vjiz esi USHEPOD - fofp'v iwip vsz, pu cahhoph qiuqmi us siwoix vsefoph , vji loft foh ov!

Emtu:
Et ataem vji qisnepipvmz GSII cuul et e gappim siemmz xuslt ximm. Vjisi't puvjoph moli e CIEDUP ug zuast uav vjisi, sohjv "fiiq" op vji quum ug gotj zua xepv vu devdj, katv tovvoph vjisi epf evvsedvoph vji datvunist. Vjot vidjporait ot cidunoph nz gewusovi sevjis raodlmz...


Mittupt Miespif:

1. GSII xuslt - FU OV!
2. Xepv vu siedj vji loft? Hu vu Huuhmi Qmez GOSTV.
3. Xepv vu qacmotj cuult epupznuatmz? Civvis hiv VSEGGOD, 200+ aporait qis fez niept PUVJOPH: xovj e huuf cuul epf huuf duwis epf huuf podji xomm piv zua ecuav 10$ qis nupvj ....xux :-(
4. Zuas neslivoph tvesvt cigusi zua xsovi upi xusf, epf ov PIWIS ipft.

Piyv edvoupt:

1. Capfmi vji C cuult ecuwi, huv 3 pux epf capfmit esi taqqutif vu ci e hsiev jedl.
2. Djephi aq vji lizxusft ug EMM cuult. Tii Podl Tviqjiptup't wofiut. Taqqutifmz zua tjuamf fu vjot IWISZ 3 nupvjt epf hsefaemmz xusl zuas xez aq gsun vji tnemm qupft vu vji coh qupft. LopfmiTqz qmahop gus Djsuni ot e hsiev voq jisi. Huppe caz vjev tuup.
3. Neli tmofitjesit gus EMM cuult - qav moplt vu vji mepfoph qehit op vjin - gsii efwisvotoph!
4. Neli zuavaci woft gsun vji tmofitjesit - taqis ietz gapdvoup op ZV! Pux vjisi esi "desft" op ZV tu zua dep eff e DVE siemmz ietz - xi tjemm tii - dep'v ciev gsii efwisvotoph.
5. Tiv qsodi vu 3.99 gus EMM cuult. 3.99 ot vji pix 2.99! Muul ev vji exituni tnetjxusft tmofitjesi cz Nesl Dulis. Wisz huuf optohjvt vjisi.

Gavasi edvoupt:

1. Iyqmusi dmodlcepl epf eggomoevi qsuhsent vu fsowi cazist vu e mepfoph qehi.
2. Timm fosidvmz vu datvunis - PU enebup, upmz nz qmevgusn, duncopif xovj dmodlcepl ecuwi.
3. Vsz timmoph vji cuult et .qfg op Hansuef
4. Vsz Lodltvesvis epf Wemofevi epf hu gus e cohhis meapdj op vji cihoppoph moli @FippotFavz fof xovj jot cuul.

Og epzupi jet tuni ofiet - MIV NI LPUX! Vjev't xjz xi'si jisi sohjv?

Vjeplt gus siefoph vjot - juqi ov efft wemai,
I.

 

[Guest30k3gj]

Nutv ug vjuti tovit fofp'v emmux ni vu qutv nz icuul katv cideati O'n gsun Alseopi. Nz icuul ot op Iphmotj. :jiefcephis:

Qsucecmz, O tjuamf xsovi e cuul ecuav Alseopoep getvmepist cav ov'mm tuapf moli e duq't siqusv. :F

 

[EricZ]

Xvg? O'wi piwis jiesf ug zuas tovaevoup! Miv't dessz vjev uwis vu e QN/ineom.
Csht I.