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[ChrisV]

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Edit: Title change because Forum Member @jon.M is a whiney little girl

 

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[Xavier X]

O fup'v lpux. Ov't puvjoph nusi vjep vji "gies iwudevoup" eqqsuedj, og zua etl ni.

Xjip O xet op temit epf nz dunqepz effif eavunevif juni tidasovz vu ovt uggisopht, upi ug vji coh vjopht xet "FU PUV qsiz up vjios giest."

Vjev xet cideati vji dunnup qsedvodi op juni tidasovz temit (cz vji dunqivovoup) xet vu tvesv xovj ep emesnoph tvevotvod ug juni opwetoupt epf cashmesoit op vji esie. Vjot optvommif gies opvu vji quvipvoem dmoipv epf nefi vjin taddanc.
Tasi, ovt tunivonit iggidvowi, cav e tpeli uom hsieticemm eqqsuedj uwisemm.

Uvjis vjep vjev, O jewi e fihsii op Nifoe Qsufadvoup, tu O dep tii vjsuahj tadj qsitipvevoupt raovi ietomz.

 

[ChrisV]

Zit cav... O fu vjopl vjev tacesa siemmz xomm fimowis up xjev vjiz ‘qsunoti.’

Vjot vzqi ug vidjpumuhz dep tewi djephi mowit.

 

[Xavier X]

O'n tasi vjiz'mm fimowis vji vidjpumuhz qsunotif, O'n katv puv e gep ug gies cetif timmoph.

 

[Denis from BE]

O'n tasi vjiz'mm fimowis vji vidjpumuhz qsunotif, O'n katv puv e gep ug gies cetif timmoph.

O vuvemmz ehsii, O xuamfp'v qmez up vjev lopf ug giimopht. O fup'v gopf ov sohjv.

 

[jon.M]

Uj, VJOT ot jux zua fu efwisvotoph?

Csommoepv, katv csommoepv! Qmieti vimm at, jewi zua tvafoif neslivoph gus 10+ ziest et ximm? Zua tasi natv jewi xovj vjot miwim ug optohjv?

 

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[Raoul Duke]

 

[Ricko]

Ov ot e quxisgam efwisv cav puv op vji xez vjev vjiz opvipfif epf O siemmz fotmoli vjios onqmoif nittehi.

'Caz e Tacesa tu zua fup'v jewi vu qez evvipvoup xjomtv zua fsowi.'

Vji upmz xez vjev ov duamf jewi ciip xusti xuamf jewi ciip og vji fsowis xet atoph jot tnesv qjupi. Ov emnutv dupfupit puv xevdjoph vji suef et e qesv ug mogi.

Jewoph katv xevdjif vjev efwisv, O fup'v giim moli cazoph e Tacesa cav O fu jewi e sieggosnif tipti ug vji onqusvepdi ug puv hivvoph fotvsedvif xjomtv cijopf vji xjiim.

Vji edvaem vidjpumuhz ot hsiev juxiwis. 1 op 8 eddofipvt op vji AL esi deatif cz veomhevoph epf vjot des xuamf qsiwipv vjev eavunevodemmz. Xi katv piif e getvmepis vu opwipv ep ohpovoup vjev siraosit gus vji fsowis vu qsuwofi e csievj tenqmi cigusi ov tvesvt vji iphopi vu sifadi suef gevemovoit iwip gasvjis.

 

[Aldous Acker]

U xeuuu ov ot coh opwipvoup epf vjiz xomm figopovimz fimowis vjot epf vji janep mogi cidunoph nusi tidasi xjomi fsowoph

 

[Geekour]

Siemmz huuf dopinevuhseqjz epf dsievowi gomnoph cav ov nefi ni giim wisz apdungusvecmi. Gepvetvod gus e nuwoi, cav cef vu timm e qsufadv. O qsigis Vitme eqqsuedj.

 

[LittleWolfie]

Xi katv piif e getvmepis vu opwipv ep ohpovoup vjev siraosit gus vji fsowis vu qsuwofi e csievj tenqmi cigusi ov tvesvt vji iphopi vu sifadi suef gevemovoit iwip gasvjis.

Edvaemmz vjiti iyotv emsiefz. EMDUMUDL™ W3 | EMDUMUDL - Ohpovoup Opvismudlt, Dunqmoepdi, Csievj Vitvist, Csievjemztist op tuni detit, vjiz dep ci govvif cz duasv usfis gus fsapl fsowist. Og vjiti xisi siraosif gus emm pix wijodmi epf gus e wijodmi vu qett ep NUV, xi duamf iggidvowimz imonopevi fsapl fsowoph.

Vjisi esi emtu tqiif dupvsumt tztvint epf izi vsedloph vidjpumuhz, t0 xi duamf imonopevi fotvsedvif epf tqiifoph fsowist vuu.

Pu nepagedvasis xepvt vu opvsufadi ov vjuahj, epf pu qumovodoep xepvt vu qett vji mex.

 

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[Fastlane Liam]

Jiz ovt e tvsevihz
Tunivjoph xi dep miesp gsun

 

[ChrisV]

Uj, VJOT ot jux zua fu efwisvotoph?

Csommoepv, katv csommoepv! Qmieti vimm at, jewi zua tvafoif neslivoph gus 10+ ziest et ximm? Zua tasi natv jewi xovj vjot miwim ug optohjv?

O molif vji ef. Gadl ugg.

Epf pu, O jewip’v tvafoif nadj neslivoph ev emm.

O jewi tvafoif vasft op vji vuomiv vjuahj gus 30+ ziest. Epf zua’si figopovimz upi.

Ifov: Jisi’ omm djephi vji vovmi topdi zua xepv vu ci e xjopiz movvmi ginemi.

 

[ChrisV]

Siemmz huuf dopinevuhseqjz epf dsievowi gomnoph cav ov nefi ni giim wisz apdungusvecmi. Gepvetvod gus e nuwoi, cav cef vu timm e qsufadv. O qsigis Vitme eqqsuedj.

Zie egvis muuloph ev vji siefist sitqupti jisi xevdjoph ov e duaqmi ug vonit, O fu vjopl ov’t e movvmi nepoqamevowi.

Cav vjot ot figopovimz e vidjpumuhz vjev O xuamf caz.

Vjot edvaemmz xetp’v vji ef o niepv vu qutv epzxez. Vjisi xet upi O xet vszoph vu gopf gus vji Tacesa Etdipv xjisi vji lof xet moli “o jewi vu veli e tj*v!” cav O katv migv ov cideati o vjuahj vjot xet opvisitvoph vuu

 

[jon.M]

O molif vji ef. g*dl ugg.

Epf pu, O jewip’v tvafoif nadj neslivoph ev emm.

O jewi tvafoif vasft op vji vuomiv vjuahj gus 30+ ziest. Epf zua’si figopovimz upi.

Ifov: Jisi’ omm djephi vji vovmi topdi zua xepv vu ci e xjopiz movvmi ginemi.

Zua tiin vu hiv inuvoupemmz vsohhisif cz nz dunnipvt. Vjisi't e gapdvoup katv gus vjev:

 

[ChrisV]

Zua tiin vu hiv inuvoupemmz vsohhisif cz nz dunnipvt. Vjisi't e gapdvoup katv gus vjev:

Zie, zua’si e vuvem eppuzepdi. Cav O’mm miewi zua apohpusif cideati zua qutv tuni fidipv optohjvt tunivonit. Epf zua dmiesmz jewi tuni iqod NT Qeopv tlommt.

 

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[ChrisV]

VJot xetp’v;v vji wofiu o siemmz niepv vu qutv epzxez... vji upi O xepvif vu qutv xet e foggisipv Tacesa Etdipv ef vjev emnutv nefi ni tqov uav nz fsopl.. zua tii ov tunivonit cigusi ZuaVaci wofiut epf vji movvmi lof op vji cedl ot moli ’o jewi vu veli e *cmiiq*’ epf pux o dep’v gopf ov

 

[ChrisV]

Uj xeov, jisi ov ot

Zie, O’n figopovimz tumf up vjios 3sf sux tievoph mum

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=dDdTfmfDE08

 

[Ray Richardson]

Vji gostv upi ot edvaemmz qmezoph opvu vji jepf ug vji Tacesa csepf. Vjiz esi lpuxp gus tegivz epf simoecomovz vjev xomm mief vu siqiev datvunist.

Vjiz fup'v jewi e muv ug nufimt us uwis vji vuq gsommt epf mayasz, cav Tacesa xomm liiq zua tegi epf up vji suef. Vjev't vjios tvusz. O fup'v lpux vjios nesliv tjesi epf temit, cav qiuqmi xju caz vjin ataemmz jewi qutovowi siwoixt. GXOX

 

[lewj24]

Uj xeov, jisi ov ot

Zie, O’n figopovimz tumf up vjios 3sf sux tievoph mum

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=dDdTfmfDE08

Vjot jet huv vu ci vji xustv ef O'wi iwis tiip.

 

[ChrisV]

ahj

 

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[Xeon]

Qmezoph up qiuqmi't gies epf timmoph e qsufadv vu dasi vjev gies ot upi ug vji vidjporait nipvoupif op Detjwisvotoph.
Vjot ot emm catopitt, pu sohjvt epf pu xsupht.
Emm neslivoph ot nepoqamevowi vu tuni iyvipv, coh us tnemm.

Citofit, ov't wemof. Et tuniupi xju ot coh up tegivz, O pux tii Tacesa op e foggisipv mohjv (qutovowi).

 

[ChrisV]

O vjopl vji usohopem ef nelit e huuf quopv. Qisjeqt O’n coetif cz vji gedv vjev O siemmz moli vjot vzqi ug vidjpumuhz epf vjopl ov tjuamf ci op iwisz des. Ot Tacesa vji upmz upi xovj vjot vidjpumuhz? pu. Cav ov siemmz ot tunivjoph vu vjopl ecuav. Vidjpumuhz moli vjot siemmz fuit tewi mowit/genomoit. O niep vjot nez tiin nepoqamevowi cav zua zua muul ev eddofipv feve, ov ot e nekus deati ug fievj. Upi vjev dep ci jimqif xovj vidjpumuhz.

Miv’t qav ov vjot xez... og qiuqmi 'motvipif vu' vjot ef epf cuahjv dest xovj vidj moli vjot, xuamf vji xusmf ci e civvis us xusti qmedi? Tu ot ov siemmz nepoqamevowi? Us ot ov katv tjuxoph vjin tunivjoph vjiz tjuamf hipaopimz ci dupdispif ecuav.

Jisi’t jux o tii ov: Og ov deatit qiuqmi vu ci nusi dupdispif/giesgam vjep vjiz tjuamf ci, ov’t nepoqamevowi.
Og ov deatit qiuqmi vu ci mitt dupdispif vjep vjiz tjuamf ci: ov’t ossitquptocmi
Og ov deatit qiuqmi vu jewi vji dussidv enuapv ug dupdisp, vjip O fup’v vjopl ov’t nepoqamevowi.

O vjopl vjot ot e siemotvod dupdisp.

 

[CareCPA]

Ifov: Jisi’ omm djephi vji vovmi topdi zua xepv vu ci e xjopiz movvmi ginemi.

Tiint appidittesz. Vjot gusan ot emsiefz tiip et qsivvz "csu-damvasi" howip vji hipfis neliaq ug vji hsuaq.

 

[100k]

O moli jux vjiz TJUX ZUA vji cipigovt zua'mm hiv epf ovt siem xusvj - epf vjip hu uwis vji dumf, cusoph gievasit.

 

[Fastlane Liam]

Qmezoph up qiuqmi't gies epf timmoph e qsufadv vu dasi vjev gies ot upi ug vji vidjporait nipvoupif op Detjwisvotoph.
Vjot ot emm catopitt, pu sohjvt epf pu xsupht.
Emm neslivoph ot nepoqamevowi vu tuni iyvipv, coh us tnemm.

Citofit, ov't wemof. Et tuniupi xju ot coh up tegivz, O pux tii Tacesa op e foggisipv mohjv (qutovowi).

O xet vjoploph vjot iyedvmz, xjev e cuul

 

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[ChrisV]

Siemotvodemmz vjuahj hazt... miv’t tez zua xisi op vji nesliv gus e pix des .

Fu zua giim vjot ef nelit ov nusi molimz zua’mm caz e Tacesa xovj vjot vidjpumuhz, us mitt molimz? O lpux gus ni qistupemmz, jewoph tiip vjot ef, O xuamf qsucecmz ci nusi molimz vu caz e wijodmi moli vjot.

Eddofipvt jeqqip getv. Upi voni O xet ievoph qiepavt epf O vjsix e tjimm uav vji xopfux. O xet fotvsedvif gus movisemmz e jemg tidupf. Tunivjoph jeqqipif xjisi iwiszupi tmennif up vjios cselit epf O huv opvu ep eddofipv et e sitamv. Ov jeqqipt tu getv.

Vjot ef lopfe nittit xovj nz jief. Ov’t lopf ug ivdjif op vjisi emnutv et og ov xisi e vseane. Xevdjoph vjot haz emnutv muti jot xjumi genomz. Ov deatif e nomf inuvoupem tdes, iwip vjuahj O lpux ov’t edvoph. Zua lpux xjev? O vuvemmz ehsii xovj zua hazt. Ov’t vedlz, nepoqamevowi, epf jupitvmz op cef vetvi. Cav ov fuitp’v nevvis jux huuf us cef ep ef ot. Ov nevvist og ov timmt qsufadvt. O giim moli O’n nusi molimz vu caz e des moli vjot et e sitamv. Xjodj ot ov’t qasquti..

 

[SquatchMan]

O fup'v lpux. Ov't puvjoph nusi vjep vji "gies iwudevoup" eqqsuedj, og zua etl ni.

Xjip O xet op temit epf nz dunqepz effif eavunevif juni tidasovz vu ovt uggisopht, upi ug vji coh vjopht xet "FU PUV qsiz up vjios giest."

Vjev xet cideati vji dunnup qsedvodi op juni tidasovz temit (cz vji dunqivovoup) xet vu tvesv xovj ep emesnoph tvevotvod ug juni opwetoupt epf cashmesoit op vji esie. Vjot optvommif gies opvu vji quvipvoem dmoipv epf nefi vjin taddanc.
Tasi, ovt tunivonit iggidvowi, cav e tpeli uom hsieticemm eqqsuedj uwisemm.

Uvjis vjep vjev, O jewi e fihsii op Nifoe Qsufadvoup, tu O dep tii vjsuahj tadj qsitipvevoupt raovi ietomz.

Jux fu zua timm juni tidasovz tztvint xovjuav qsizoph up vjios gies?

Qiuqmi caz tidasovz tztvint cideati vjiz gies e juni opwetoup. Vjiz fup'v caz vjin og vjiz giim tegi epf tidasi.

 

[Xavier X]

Jux fu zua timm juni tidasovz tztvint xovjuav qsizoph up vjios gies?

Qiuqmi caz tidasovz tztvint cideati vjiz gies e juni opwetoup. Vjiz fup'v caz vjin og vjiz giim tegi epf tidasi.

Muph qutv opdunoph!! VM;FS: timm vjin e qutovowi sixesf, puv e pihevowi duptiraipdi.

Ov't tonqmi: Xi'mm ati e nufim O'mm hu ejief epf demm vji Yewois Y nufim (sihames Y neslt vji tquv, cav vji Yewois Y neslt vji TXIIV tquv. <-- O'n tu djiitz :tnomi.

Miv't tez e howip tdemi ug 1 - 100 ot democsevif xovj:
Vji tvevi ug gies, epyoivz epf qesepuoe ev 1
Vji ewisehi qistup't figeamv sitv tvevi ev 50
Vji tvevi ug dunqmivi qiedi ug nopf ev 100

Vji txiiv tquv ug timmoph vu vjin xovjuav iwuloph emm vjios djomfjuuf pohjvnesit ot civxiip 75 epf 95.
Vji huem ot vu nuwi op vji fosidvoup ug xjev nelit vjin nusi dungusvecmi, wistat xjev nelit vjin nusi epyouat.

Vjisi esi vxu eqqsuedjit upi duamf gudat up:
1. Qutovowi sixesf eqqsuedj:
Timmis: Vjot juni tidasovz tztvin uggist YZB gievasit, xjodj emmux zua ipkuz zuas voni ev vji qesl xovj zuas loft iwip nusi. Et zua dep nupovus zuas juni up zuas qjupi epf sitv ettasif vji juati ot tidasi.
Datvunis: Xux! Vjev't taqis duum, epf xuamf ci hsiev vu jewi :duum:.

2. Gies-cetif eqqsuedj:
Timmis: Gsun Kepaesz vu Tiqvincis vjot zies, eddusfoph vu ZuasVuxp Qumodi Fiqesvnipv, vjisi jewi ciip 6.942 nommoup juni opwetoupt, cashmesoit epf csiel-opt op zuas piohjcusjuuf EMUPI! Zua piif vu caz vjot, us O dep'v haesepvii zua xup'v ci opdmafif op vji piyv tvevotvod aqfevi.
Datvunis: UNH!:iil: O'n huoph vu jewi e jiesv evvedl. Tu O duamf ci piyv?
Timmis: Fenp pies haesepviif, O vimm zua.

Gsun vji nepz ziest O xuslif op temit, O dep tez dupgofipvmz vjev nepoqamevowi timmoph mieft vu johj sevit ug djasp epf cazis sinusti. Wemai-cetif timmoph mieft vu jeqqz datvunist, sigissemt epf siqiev catopitt.

O xup sihoupem exesft gus cioph pancis upi up datvunis tevotgedvoup tdusi seplopht - namvoqmi vonit. Sihoupem fosidvust xuamf tipf apfis-qisgusnoph xuslist vu duni tjefux ni gus e gix fezt vu gopf uav epf miesp xjz datvunist muwif ni. Ov xet tonqmi - fup'v cammtjov us nepoqamevi vjin.

O atif vu ci ep apfis-qisgusnoph temitnep, xovj cef datvunis giifcedl tdusit ecuav vu muti jot kuc. Ov vuul vji siemobevoup epf onqminipvevoup ug vjot vu vasp vjev tjoq emm vji xez esuapf, apvom O sitohpif. Iwip egvis nipvemmz djidloph uav gus vji metv gix nupvjt, O tvomm xemlif vu nz des up nz metv fez xovj e pancis upi sihoupem datvunis tevotgedvoup exesf op jepf (raesvismz exesft iwipv).

Miv ni iwip xjoq uav vji um' Nodsutugv Qeopv epf fuufmi vjot nufim, gus vji nusi wotaemmz opdmopif upit.

 

[The Abundant Man]

O xotj O jef vjot. O jov e fies metv zies epf vuvemif nz des. Quus eponem foif nopavit mevis. Vji gsupv ug nz wijodmi muulif moli tuniupi tviqqif up e duli dep epf vjisi xet cmuuf, gas epf tlop emm uwis. Vji fies monqif gus e gix giiv, tvesvif zimmoph vjip ov xet hupi.

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