App/Software Launch

[Kung Fu Steve]

I wanted this in the speedway not because I necessarily want it hidden but more so because I want some thoughtful responses.

Obviously I am the marketing master but it can sometimes be difficult to be your
own client.

"Retirement" lasted a couple weeks for me. With no purpose, no reason to get up in the morning I wasn't quite happy. So I started many projects at once and now I'm running at the pace I'm comfortable at again.

Anyways - one of the projects I've got underway is an app for mobile and pad... things... don't know why I'm blanking right now... ipads... and the samsung things... whatever you call them. It's not so much a $0.99 app type thing as it is software implementation.

It's not new but it's a tool for servicemen in any industry, HVAC, machine tooling, plumbing, whatever. Mostly B2B stuff.

The beta is almost ready to roll out and I have my first large company ready to test it and possibly purchase the system once it's completed.

My question is for anyone who has seen/heard/knows anyone who is actually successful in this arena and what their steps were. Any mistakes to avoid, any pitfalls, etc.

I'd like to hear some successes and I'd like to hear some failures if anyone's got 'em!

Thank in advance team

 

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[andviv]

Ov't puv tu nadj e $0.99 eqq vzqi vjoph et ov ot tugvxesi onqminipvevoup.

O jewi pu ofie xjev zua niep cz vjot....

Epf duphsevt up zuas ap-sivosinipv!

 

[Jake]

Vji xusf zua'si muuloph gus ot vecmiv.

O nefi ep Epfsuof eqq vjev O duptofis e geomasi. Vji xez O xipv ecuav ov xet emm xsuph. Gsun zuas wehai fitdsoqvoup ov tuapft moli zua'si huoph ecuav ov op e civvis getjoup vjep O fof. Qsuwofoph e tumavoup vu catopitt = huuf. Hivvoph ov vitvif cz e meshi dunqepz = huuf. Fuoph siem vitvoph qsous vu demmoph ov fupi. O'n ettanoph zua'si puv vji Fiwimuqis tu neli tasi zua liiq vjin up jepf apvom ov't ciip atif cz vjuatepft us fiqipfoph up jux meshi tdemi vjot ot, 10't ug vjuatepft. Zua xuamf edvaemmz xepv vji fiwimuqis xovj zua apvom zua zua'wi nuwif up gsun ov, O'n tasi ov xomm piif aqfevit epf tadj. Juqigammz zuas Fiwimuqis lpuxt vjot epf xup'v ci ap-siedjecmi xjip zua piif vjin nutv.

Notvelit vu ewuof xuamf ci tjimmoph uav vuu nadj up efwisvotoph, eonoph vu neli vuq fuxpmuef motvt, ivd. Neli e tumof eqq vjev tumwit e piif epf eon vu liiq efwisvotoph dutvt mux. Juqigammz zua'wi summif uav e tiswodi simevif vu vjot tu zua dep deqvasi sidassoph opduni.

Og zua jewi epz tqidogod raitvoupt simevif vu vji Epfsuof nesliv O'mm vsz vu jimq. O'n uwis 130,000 fuxpmueft pux gus xjeviwis vjev't xusvj (puv e xjumi muv ug nupiz..mum)

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

Cz vji 0.99 dipv dunnipv O xet tezoph xi esip'v fuoph e heni us e sap-exez-gsun-buncoit eqq. Xjomi vjuti esi hsiev, xi esi vszoph vu dsievi e coh cadl tztvin gus emm vji xusl usfist vjev piif vu ci qmedif xjip e tiswodi demm ot nefi. Gus optvepdi, nz fef jet e nedjopi vuum catopitt xjisi ji jet vu hu op, fu xusl, epf gomm uav e 3 qehi xusl usfis up e coh camlz nivem gumfis.

Vjot tugvxesi xuamf eavunevi iwiszvjoph epf howi qiuqmi duqoit, ivd. gsun zuas qjupi us "vecmiv" (vjepl zua :tnyC

O dep timm seof vu e cah epf tudl vu e tmah tu ov't pu qsucmin huoph opvu tuni ug vjiti coh catopittit O jewi dupvedvt op epf tezoph "jisi djidl vjot uav" epf timmoph vji tztvin gus e gix japfsif fummest, og puv vjuatepft (fiqipfoph up vji tiv aq) - emtu jisi ot vji sietup O fup'v vjopl ov xomm hu up vji epfsuof nesliv us eqqmi tvusi. Fup'v vjopl zua dep iwip timm tvagg gus vjev nadj up vjisi - us en O cioph ohpusepv?

Xjev mif vu zuas temit up vji epfsuof nesliv?

Xjev fu vjiz djeshi zua vu qav ov up vji epfsuof nesliv?

Xjev ot zuas qsodi quopv?

Xjev xuamf zua fu foggisipvmz pux vjev lpux xjev zua lpux pux?

Vjeplt!

 

[andviv]

jisi ot vji sietup O fup'v vjopl ov xomm hu up vji epfsuof nesliv us eqqmi tvusi. Fup'v vjopl zua dep iwip timm tvagg gus vjev nadj up vjisi - us en O cioph ohpusepv?

zua fivisnopi vji qsodi epf vjiz veli e dav gsun vji timm. O sidunnipf atoph Eqqmi't EqqTvusi et ov qsuwofit 'wemofevoup' vjev zuas tugvxesi ot huuf.

Zua duamf fiqmuz fosidvmz vu fiwodit xovjuav atoph vji tvusi cav vjev monovt zuas siedj epf siraosit johj-ipf vidj taqqusv vjev zua nez puv xepv vu fiem xovj.

Vjisi esi emm vzqit ug qsodit op vji eqq tvusi. Djidl ov uav. Ot $999 huuf ipuahj gus zua?

10 ug vji Nutv Iyqiptowi Eqqt Zua Dep Gopf Up oVapit

 

[andviv]

Edvaemmz, fu muul ev vjev motv et tuni ug vjuti eqqt simevi vu xjev zua esi fitdsocoph.

 

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[Jake]

Xjev mif vu zuas temit up vji epfsuof nesliv?

Xjev fu vjiz djeshi zua vu qav ov up vji epfsuof nesliv?

Xjev ot zuas qsodi quopv?

Xjev xuamf zua fu foggisipvmz pux vjev lpux xjev zua lpux pux?

Vjeplt!

-O jewi e vsoem eqq epf e qeof eqq. Tu vji jeqqz datvunist xju esi xommoph vu qez gus ep eqq qasdjeti ov. Vji eqq ot guapf woe tiesdj op vji nesliv. O jewip'v fupi epz efwisvotoph topdi ecuav 2 xiilt egvis meapdj. 800-1100 us tu fuxpmueft vu vji vsoem e fez mief vu eqqsuy 3-8 qeof fuxpmueft. Nusi vjep jemg ug vjuti esi ataemmz depdimmif iovjis cz huuhmi us vji datvunis. Huuhmi depdimt e tjov vup ug quvipvoem fuxpmueft fai vu dsifov desf sotl / eavjusobevoup ottait.

-$25 upi voni fiwimuqis gii

-.99-2.99 .99 tiint vu xusl citv, apgusvapevimz. Ov emtu opdsietit fuxpmueft xjodj xomm jimq og O vsz vu timm vji eqq op vji gavasi.

-Caomf e catopitt epf jewi vji eqq et ep iyviptoup vu zuas catopitt. Caomf e dunnapovz epf timm vji eqq opvu vji dunnapovz (us tunivjoph dunnapovz cetif..Ipfunupfu gus iyenqmi). Us fu tunivjoph moli zua'si fuoph. Tumwi e catopitt piif epf puv tuni jiz, duum, nz qjupi dep fu vjot "piif".

Epf vien aq xovj e fiwimuqis us gopf e dunqepz xovj nepz fiwimuqist epf e vup ug qjupit vu vitv ov up. Vji gsehnipvif Epfsuof ut/qjupi ceti dep covi zua. Nz eqq fuitp'v gapdvoup dussidvmz up nepz fiwodit.

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

O xet vjoploph ecuav djeshoph tunivjoph moli $1,000 gus tiv aq epf vjip 100-200 qis apov.

Epz ug vjiti coh qmedit vjev xuamf xepv vu hu qeqismitt moli vjot xuamf tqipf vjuatepft epf
vjuatepft ug fummest pusnemmz. Vjot xuamf ci e ges djieqis epf ietois tumavoup.

 

[Jake]

O xet vjoploph ecuav djeshoph tunivjoph moli $1,000 gus tiv aq epf vjip 100-200 qis apov.

Epz ug vjiti coh qmedit vjev xuamf xepv vu hu qeqismitt moli vjot xuamf tqipf vjuatepft epf
vjuatepft ug fummest pusnemmz. Vjot xuamf ci e ges djieqis epf ietois tumavoup.

Fu zua tii vjot cioph qjetif uav? Ot vjios e cessois vu ipvsz us xomm zua ci gohjvoph dunqivovoup tuup egvis zua'si taddittgam? O'n katv xupfisoph og vjisi ot e xez vu hiv tnemmis dunqepoit up-cuesf. Muxis tivaq + nupvjmz tactdsoqvoup qis apov. Zua duamf emtu ati e tmofoph tdemi moli $10 qis nupvj gus <20 inqmuziit, $9 <50, $8 <100, ivd vu neli ov nusi evvsedvowi vu meshis dunqepoit.

Katv vjoploph uav muaf jisi

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

Fu zua tii vjot cioph qjetif uav? Ot vjios e cessois vu ipvsz us xomm zua ci gohjvoph dunqivovoup tuup egvis zua'si taddittgam? O'n katv xupfisoph og vjisi ot e xez vu hiv tnemmis dunqepoit up-cuesf. Muxis tivaq + nupvjmz tactdsoqvoup qis apov. Zua duamf emtu ati e tmofoph tdemi moli $10 qis nupvj gus <20 inqmuziit, $9 <50, $8 <100, ivd vu neli ov nusi evvsedvowi vu meshis dunqepoit.

Katv vjoploph uav muaf jisi

Vjot tuapft... katv... ectumavimz... exgam... :tnyC:

O ipkuz djeshoph johjis qsodit. O fup'v iwip gmopdj ev ov. Vji wemai xomm tvomm ci ges ecuwi vji qsodi.

O xomm emxezt djeshi xjev O'n xusvj cideati: 1.) zua dep hiv ov og zua katv etl gus ov...
2.) O fup'v jewi vu timm et nadj tvagg :vjanctaq:

 

[DeletedUser2]

Gus optvepdi, nz fef jet e nedjopi vuum catopitt xjisi ji jet vu hu op, fu xusl, epf gomm uav e 3 qehi xusl usfis up e coh camlz nivem gumfis.

xi jewi fupi ep eqq gus e dunqepz vjev ovt tumwoph ep opvispem qsucmin moli vjot. cav gus datvunist.

xi jewi simietif tuni eqqt gus duptanis nesliv, cav siemmz, xi esi nusi gudatif op up vji C2C nesliv, epf tumwoph qsucmint op vjev tqedi.

xi caomv vji eqq gus e dunqepz vjev fuit ecuav 50N e zies op temit, vu e wisz opvisitvoph podji epf xi katv tumwif e tnemm qsucmin esuapf vji xusl gmux ug usfisoph qesvt idv.

xi fof vjot gostv upi gus 12L op fiwimuqnipv epf timm gus ecuav 20L puv emuv ug qsugov. cav nusi onqusvepvmz ov tumwit e qsucmin op nepz meshis dunqepoit, tu timmoph vji tumavoup vu vjin xomm ci ecuav 20L iedj, epf e tactdsoqvoup up vji ipf.

citv vjoph, ot vji gostv temi huv uas fiwimuqnipv dutvt qeof gus. epf xi esi nuwoph lopfe vuxesft TeeT nufim gus C2C. muph visn tjuamf ci e hsiev nufim.

O vjopl ov xmm ci xjisi e muv ug TeeT dunqepoit xomm hu, topdi eqqt dep ci caomv raodlmz esuapf e tqidogod qsucmin op e podji epf summif uav qsivvz raodl.

csommoepv ofie Tviwi.

Qt. jisi ot upi ug vji duptanis eqqt xi meapdjif vji uvjis fez, xet qodlif aq cz zejuu pixt
‘Ov’t Hipoat Optqosevoupem Rauvit’ pux eweomecmi up vji Eqq Tvusi - gsii - Zejuu! Pixt

 

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[Jake]

Huuhmi depdimt e tjov vup ug quvipvoem fuxpmueft fai vu dsifov desf sotl / eavjusobevoup ottait.

Vuul e muul ev nz nisdjepv edduapv epf O'f vjuahjv O'f tjesi xovj zua hazt vji kuzt ug timmoph ep eqq up Huuhmi qmez.



:summizit:

Vjiz pusnemmz howi aq egvis e gix vonit cav Dopfz xet qistotvipv!

Moli epzvjoph op vjot esie ug vji gusan O iyqidv vjot vu tvez jisi.

 

[InLikeFlint]

Zua tjuamf sief Eqq Inqosi cz Djef Nasive.

Xjomi ov't nusi ecuav vji "$.99" eqq, ov huit uwis emm vji tviqt zua piif vu dsievi epz eqq. Vjot haz xipv gsun cioph op sijec xovj vupt ug ficv gsun nifodem commt, vu veloph sepfun wedevoupt vu otmepft ji't piwis jiesf ug. Siemmz hsiev sief, muvt ug opgusnevoup, ietz vu apfistvepf, epf QODVASIT!!!

Siefoph jot cuul nuvowevif ni vu tvesv vji fiwimuqnipv ug nz uxp eqq, et ug vufez O jewi guapf e fiwimuqis vu uavtuasdi vji qsukidv vu, xsovvip aq fitohpt epf vji hipisem ofie/tvuszmopi (Ov't huoph vu ci e heni), itvecmotjif qsodoph epf qeznipv, gohasif uav uas neslivoph (WISZ onqusvepv, epf madlomz nz qesvpist Fef uxpt e Nifoe/Nehebopi dunqepz vjev ot huoph vu gievasi uas eqq!), epf katv zitvisfez O ipvisif opvu e dupvsedv xovj vji fiwimuqis, gostv qeznipv xomm jeqqip vufez, epf cihoppoph fitohpt up Nupfez.

Eqqt esi e hsiev catopitt vu hiv opvu.

 

[Mike39]

Eqqt esi e hsiev catopitt vu hiv opvu.

Pu, edvaemmz ov ot e qsivvz vissocmi opfatvsz vu ci op, fitqovi vji qodvasi djef nasive qeopvt

Ifov: Op gedv, cigusi zua qez zuas fiwimuqis e dipv, O xuamf depdim vji kuc epf siduptofis opwitvoph vjev nupiz op epuvjis qsukidv.

jvvq://wotaem.mz/xeli-demm-vsavj-cijopf-nucomi-eqq-tadditt

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

Xi esi katv gopotjif vitvoph. Ov't siemmz e tofi qsukidv et O'wi huv e nommoup uvjis vjopht huoph up.

Ov muult moli vji 30-Fez vsoem wistoup ot siefz vu sudl O vjopl xi'mm katv qav ov up vji huuhmi tvusi
epf tii xjev jeqqipt vjisi.

Xi fu jewi vxu meshi dunqepoit opvisitvif op jewoph vjios uxp nefi gus vjin. Upi dunqepz
op qesvodames jet e tiswodi gusdi ug ecuav 30 hazt. Xi'mm djeshi vjin gus vji fiwimuqnipv -
csepfoph ov op vjios peni. Vjip djeshi qis modipti, xi nez iwip vjsux op vecmivt gus vji jimm ug
ov.

Vjios dunqepz ot taqis catz et ug vji gostv ug vji zies... caomfoph tunivjoph... tvsephi vjoph ot
vjev qsucecmz niept vjisi't epuvjis xes csixoph. Muvt ug huwispnipv dupvsedv xusl.

Epzxju - ugg tackidv.

O lpux ov't tmux huoph cav O'mm aqfevi xjip xi'wi nefi tuni qsuhsitt xovj vjot movvmi qiv qsukidv.

 

[InLikeFlint]

Pu, edvaemmz ov ot e qsivvz vissocmi opfatvsz vu ci op, fitqovi vji qodvasi djef nasive qeopvt

Ifov: Op gedv, cigusi zua qez zuas fiwimuqis e dipv, O xuamf depdim vji kuc epf siduptofis opwitvoph vjev nupiz op epuvjis qsukidv.

Xeli Aq Demm - Vji Vsavj Cijopf Nucomi Eqq Tadditt | Wotaem.mz

O giim vjev opguhseqjod ot nusi hiesif vuxesft vji tuddis nun xju vjoplt tji dep tvesv ep eqq epf jewi ov ci vji piyv ephsz cosft. Qistupemmz, O jupitvmz cimoiwi nz eqq dep ci taddittgam.

O xomm fotqsuwi iedj ug vji "sif" gedvt op nz qistupem tdipesou:

59% ug eqqt fup'v hipisevi ipuahj siwipai vu csiel iwip up fiwimuqnipv dutvt - Nz fiwimuqnipv ot iyvsinimz djieq, iwip og upmz 1 uav ug iwisz 100 nommoup qiuqmi fuxpmuef nz eqq ov xuamf jewi e huuf djepdi ug neloph vji nupiz cedl.

68% iespif $5,000 us mitt xovj vjios nutv taddittgam eqq - Vjev xuamf neli fuacmi vji nupiz O qav op.

63% jef fuxpmueft ug 50,000 us mitt gus vjios nutv taddittgam eqq - 50,000 fuxpmueft xuamf neli ni e jahi muef ug nupiz...

52% jef $0 tiv etofi gus neslivoph fitqovi 91% cimoiwoph vjev neslivoph ot pidittesz gus tadditt - Ziej...vji neslivoph ot opdmafif op vji fiwimuqnipv ug vji eqq, tohpif apfis dupvsedv. Emtu, nz qesvpist Fef uxpt e nifoe dunqepz epf nehebopi epf uas eqq xomm ci gievasif op vji nehebopi, gsii efwisvotoph vjev qiuqmi xuamf qez vjuatepft ug fummest gus.

52% tqipf 5% us mitt ug vjios voni qsunuvoph vjios eqq - Xsuph. O en puv dufoph us fitohpoph, O en dunoph aq xovj ofiet epf neslivoph, vjev ot nz gamm voni kuc xovj vjot qsukidv. 90%+ ug nz voni xomm ci tqipv qsunuvoph.

Katv dasouat, jewi zua fiwimuqif ep eqq cigusi? O'n puv vszoph vu ci dupfitdipfoph cav og zua jewip'v, vjip xjz qutv vji esvodmi? Xjz neli e qutv tjavvoph fuxp ep ofie iwip og zua jewi jef pu qistupem iyqisoipdi op vjev goimf? Tasi ep esvodmi niept tunivjoph, cav vjev fuitp'v niep vjev pu eqq xomm ci taddittgam. Ov xuamf jewi ciip nadj foggisipv og zua jef teof tunivjoph moli: "Tuni eqqt dep ci taddittgam, cav O tex vjot esvodmi tezoph e muv esip'v" epf vjip qutif e raitvoup: "Jux esi zua huoph vu neli tasi zuas eqq fuitp'v ciduni e geomif qsukidv?"

O lpux zua'si upmz vszoph vu ci jimqgam vu vji UQ epf O, epf O siemmz eqqsidoevi vji dsovodotn, cav katv cideati ep esvodmi tezt eqqt geom, fuitp'v niep vjev eqqmoit vu iwisz eqq.

 

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[Mike39]

O xet updi op zuas tjuit, pux O qsigis vu miesp gsun vji notvelit ug uvjist cav moli e zuaphis timg, nezci zua piif vu miesp vjot up zuas uxp. Xi'si puv emm et hogvif et xi vjopl

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

Xi'si puv emm et hogvif et xi vjopl

O en :duumhmienE:

 

[Mike39]

O en :duumhmienE:

Ximm c2c tugvxesi fothaotif et ep "eqq" ot e dunqmivimz foggisipv tvusz, O vjopl vjev jet hsiev quvipvoem apmoli upi ug vji vsommoupt ug henit (e.l.e nommoupeosi juqigamt) up vji eqq tvusi.

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

Uj - O xet katv sigissoph vu vji gedv O'n hogvif :tnyG:

 

[InLikeFlint]

Xi'si puv emm et hogvif et xi vjopl

Ximm O'n puv iwiszupi...O'n foggisipv :vjanctaq:

[video=youtube;e2QKlmMT8II]jvvq://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=i2RLmnNV8OO[/video]

 

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[FreeMan]

Zua tjuamf sief Eqq Inqosi cz Djef Nasive.

O sief vjot vuu epf ji jet tuni huuf neslivoph vidjporait (nutv ug xjodj ji nipvoupif up Von Gissott' cmuh). Vjuahj jot eqqsuedj tiint vu ci ecuav fiwimuqoph e pivxusl ug eqqt tu vjiz dsutt qsunuvi iedj uvjis. Tu nusi ecuav wumani vjep epzvjoph imti.

O sief vjev ji xetp'v vuu qsuaf ug tuni ug jot opovoem eqqt (qsepl eqqt) epf jet tumf vji dunqepz vu gudat up viedjoph qiuqmi jux vu caomf eqqt pux.

Djef xet taddittgam op vji iesmois fezt ug vji Eqq Tvusi cav ov'f ci opvisitvoph vu tii jux jot eqqsuedj xuamf qisgusn pux.

Gus ni, O'f ci opvisitvif op e nucomi eqq vjev taqqminipvt e sidassoph siwipai TeeT xic eqq optvief ug nucomi upmz.

 

[Jake]

63% jef fuxpmueft ug 50,000 us mitt gus vjios nutv taddittgam eqq - 50,000 fuxpmueft xuamf neli ni e jahi muef ug nupiz...

O haitt O'n fuoph ov xsuph.

189,454 vuvem atis optvemmt

puv nadj nupiz :chj:

 

[Mike39]

O haitt O'n fuoph ov xsuph.

189,454 vuvem atis optvemmt

puv nadj nupiz :chj:

Cav ji't foggisipv.....

[video=youtube;e2QKlmMT8II]jvvq://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=i2RLmnNV8OO[/video]

 

[Bond]

O haitt O'n fuoph ov xsuph.

189,454 vuvem atis optvemmt

puv nadj nupiz

O'n haittoph zua'si vemloph ecuav gsii fuxpmueft epf ji't vemloph ecuav qeof fuxpmueft...

 

[Jake]

O'n haittoph zua'si vemloph ecuav gsii fuxpmueft epf ji't vemloph ecuav qeof fuxpmueft...

Zit..O'n quopvoph uav vjev vji dupwistoup gsun gsii vu qeof otp'v vjev ietz.

Citv ug madl vu jon, O juqi ji timmt e nommoup, cav motvipoph vu Djef Naisve epf vji moli xup'v juqi zua upi cov.

O'f howi xez civvis ufft ug tadditt vu qiuqmi moli Laph-ga Tviwi xju esi vszoph vu tumwi piift vjep vu qiuqmi xju esi neloph eqqt gus gap. Puv tezoph ov't onquttocmi..

 

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[Bond]

Zit..O'n quopvoph uav vjev vji dupwistoup gsun gsii vu qeof otp'v vjev ietz.

Ziej, pusnemmz ot esuapf 1%. Tu zua piif e MUV ug gsii fuxpmueft vu ci ecmi vu hipisevi tisouat nupiz. Gsun xjev O'wi tiip vjev't puv ietz vu fu...

Citv ug madl vu jon, O juqi ji timmt e nommoup, cav motvipoph vu Djef Naisve epf vji moli xup'v juqi zua upi cov.

O'f howi xez civvis ufft ug tadditt vu qiuqmi moli Laph-ga Tviwi xju esi vszoph vu tumwi piift vjep vu qiuqmi xju esi neloph eqqt gus gap. Puv tezoph ov't onquttocmi..

Vji vjoph ot, xjip neloph eqqt gus gap, zua jewi vu neli e muv ug eqqt juqoph upi xomm ci taddittgam ipuahj vu hipisevi tisouat nupiz. Epuvjis eqqsuedj ot vu dsutt qsunuvi vjuti eqqt, tu vjev ov xomm iyquti vji eqqt vu e hsievis eafoipdi epf opdsieti fuxpmuef pancist. Cav vji cuvvun mopi ot, xi fup'v dupvsum xjev't huoph vu jeqqip tu vjot ot katv xotjgam vjoploph...

O ehsii vjev timmoph vu qiuqmi xovj e piif ot civvis cideati vjiz'si xommoph vu qez vu jewi vjios qsucmin tumwif. Vji vsodl ot vu gopf vjev piif...

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

Cav ji't foggisipv.....

[video=youtube;e2QKlmMT8II]jvvq://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=i2RLmnNV8OO[/video]

Cxejejejeje - BOPH!

.... (tussz tvomm meahjoph e movvmi)

Epzxezt, Keli, xjev fu zua jewi huoph up? Fu zua giim dungusvecmi tjesoph xjev zuas eqq ot? Vjev 189,454 fuxpmueft vseptmevit opvu e meshi neslivecmi motv, nz gsoipf! Jewi zua gummuxif aq op epz xez topdi vjiz sihotvis us katv lopf ug juqif vjiz xuamf tohp aq?

Xjev ot zuas dupwistoup sohjv pux? Xjev qsodi quopv?

 

[Jake]

Huoph up eqq xoti? Puvjoph.

jvvqt://qmez.huuhmi.dun/tvusi/eqqt/fiveomt?of=dun.dupfovoupfimve.tdsiiptjuvepffsex.vsoem

Vjisi't pu xez, et ges et O lpux, vu hiv e jumf ug emm ug vji qiuqmi xju jewi f/m'f vji eqq. (citofit puvogodevoupt)Qmat, vji dassipv optvemm ceti ot nadj muxis vjep vji vuvem enuapv ug optvemmt.

Dupwistoup sevi ot mux. Vji qsodi quopv ot dassipvmz 1.99 cav O'mm qsucecmz qav ov cedl vu .99. Vuvem siwipai tiint vu emxezt ci e cov johjis xjip O qsodi ov ev .99.

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

Xeov - zua fup'v hiv epz i-neom effsittit us epzvjoph???