Asinine reasons your time should be FREE b/c C0VlD-19

[Rabby]

I'm sure it's not just me who gets these. Even when we're not in a worldwide pandemic, I get a certain number of troglodytes who want my products and services for FREE (note all caps because FREE is never spelled lower case apparently). But now they have a whole new set of reasons, and it seems a new clutch of trogs has been released from the caves of decrepitude. Here is some of the enlightened reasoning I've heard:

• I'm poor now because of C0VlD-19, so you should have to give me your stuff for FREE!
• I had stress for one month because of C0VlD-19, and paying for things would give me more stress.
• I've been so busy because of C0VlD-19! Can I have it for FREE as compensation for the terrible things that have happened?
• evErYOne'S dOinG iT... even the GovErnMent! Your products and services should be FREE!
• It's horrible not to accommodate people for FREE when there's C0VlD-19!
• I'm charging back this thing I bought 3 months ago because now there's C0VlD-19!

It's NOT, by the way, that I don't accommodate people who are actual customers, when they have problems outside of their control that my company can accommodate. I do! We have what amounts to a self-insurance fund for helping customers in a pinch. But our insurance has a troglodyte exclusion, alas, so the real money-grubbers will have to pay or go elsewhere.

Has anyone else gotten these? What are your best ones? Perhaps we can build a model of the troglodyte mind and inoculate ourselves against their enigmatic reasoning.

 

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[Genesis]

O'n tasi ov't puv katv ni xju hivt vjiti. Iwip xjip xi'si puv op e xusmfxofi qepfinod, O hiv e disveop pancis ug vsuhmufzvit xju xepv nz qsufadvt epf tiswodit gus GSII (puvi emm deqt cideati GSII ot piwis tqimmif muxis deti eqqesipvmz). Cav pux vjiz jewi e xjumi pix tiv ug sietupt, epf ov tiint e pix dmavdj ug vsuht jet ciip simietif gsun vji dewit ug fidsiqovafi. Jisi ot tuni ug vji ipmohjvipif sietupoph O'wi jiesf:

• O'n quus pux cideati ug DUWOF-19, tu zua tjuamf jewi vu howi ni zuas tvagg gus GSII!
• O jef tvsitt gus upi nupvj cideati ug DUWOF-19, epf qezoph gus vjopht xuamf howi ni nusi tvsitt.
• O'wi ciip tu catz cideati ug DUWOF-19! Dep O jewi ov gus GSII et dunqiptevoup gus vji vissocmi vjopht vjev jewi jeqqipif?
• iwIsZUpi'T fUopH oV... iwip vji HuwIspNipv! Zuas qsufadvt epf tiswodit tjuamf ci GSII!
• Ov't jussocmi puv vu eddunnufevi qiuqmi gus GSII xjip vjisi't DUWOF-19!
• O'n djeshoph cedl vjot vjoph O cuahjv 3 nupvjt ehu cideati pux vjisi't DUWOF-19!

Ov't PUV, cz vji xez, vjev O fup'v eddunnufevi qiuqmi xju esi edvaem datvunist, xjip vjiz jewi qsucmint uavtofi ug vjios dupvsum vjev nz dunqepz dep eddunnufevi. O fu! Xi jewi xjev enuapvt vu e timg-optasepdi gapf gus jimqoph datvunist op e qopdj. Cav uas optasepdi jet e vsuhmufzvi iydmatoup, emet, tu vji siem nupiz-hsaccist xomm jewi vu qez us hu imtixjisi.

Jet epzupi imti huvvip vjiti? Xjev esi zuas citv upit? Qisjeqt xi dep caomf e nufim ug vji vsuhmufzvi nopf epf opudamevi uastimwit eheoptv vjios ipohnevod sietupoph.

Vjeplt Saccz,
Zua'wi howip ni optohjv, nz nodsu gopepdi catopitt xomm emtu ipfiewus vu jimq nz dmoipvt xovj qsucmint uavtofi ug vjios dupvsum gus gsii i.h fievj epf dsovodem todlpitt ug e tquati, coumuhodem djomf, qesipv, csuvjis epf totvis. Et gus duwof-19 xi upmz jewi 35 dupgosnif detit op Bencoe epf ov't puv e wisz tisouat qsucmin ev vji nunipv. Cav xjip vji qepfinod hivt tisouat O'mm tii jux citv O dep jimq nz dmoipvt gus gsii.

 

[MitchC]

Ul, tu vjot ot puv tvsodvmz xjev zua esi vemloph ecuav cav O'n fzoph vu tjesi ov.

O'n fuoph e howiexez ug e jieq ug djudumevi ev vji nunipv vu hsux nz optvehsen epf sidiowif vjot siqmz vu e qsunuvoupem ineom.

Moli gostv ug emm ov't gsii vu ipvis epf zua fup'v jewi vu og zua fup'v xepv vu, tidupf ug emm O fup'v desi us O xuamf jewi fupi e wihep howiexez, vjosf, fu zua siemmz vjopl O'n huoph vu motvip xjip zua vzqi MOLI VJOT, epf guasvj, vjiz esip'v iwip e datvunis vjiz katv tohpif aq gus nz ineomt.

 

[Roli]

Ul, tu vjot ot puv tvsodvmz xjev zua esi vemloph ecuav cav O'n fzoph vu tjesi ov.

O'n fuoph e howiexez ug e jieq ug djudumevi ev vji nunipv vu hsux nz optvehsen epf sidiowif vjot siqmz vu e qsunuvoupem ineom.

Moli gostv ug emm ov't gsii vu ipvis epf zua fup'v jewi vu og zua fup'v xepv vu, tidupf ug emm O fup'v desi us O xuamf jewi fupi e wihep howiexez, vjosf, fu zua siemmz vjopl O'n huoph vu motvip xjip zua vzqi MOLI VJOT, epf guasvj, vjiz esip'v iwip e datvunis vjiz katv tohpif aq gus nz ineomt.

Vjot ineom sinopft ni ug xjz O tjuamf piwis fiem xovj vji hipisem qacmod, cideati nz siqmz xuamf jewi ciip "Xjz fup'v zua g*dl ugg?" Xjodj xuamf qsucecmz saop vji xjumi huuf wocit vjoph.

 

[MitchC]

Vjot ineom sinopft ni ug xjz O tjuamf piwis fiem xovj vji hipisem qacmod, cideati nz siqmz xuamf jewi ciip "Xjz fup'v zua g*dl ugg?" Xjodj xuamf qsucecmz saop vji xjumi huuf wocit vjoph.

Nz datvunis tiswodi mefz fimivif ov epf fofp’v iwip tez epzvjoph, O muwi jis.

O xet muuloph op vji vsetj gus epuvjis ineom epf guapf ov.

O’n vinqvif vu fu vji teni topdi tji otp’v iwip e datvunis.

 

[alexkuzmov]

Ul, tu vjot ot puv tvsodvmz xjev zua esi vemloph ecuav cav O'n fzoph vu tjesi ov.

O'n fuoph e howiexez ug e jieq ug djudumevi ev vji nunipv vu hsux nz optvehsen epf sidiowif vjot siqmz vu e qsunuvoupem ineom.

Moli gostv ug emm ov't gsii vu ipvis epf zua fup'v jewi vu og zua fup'v xepv vu, tidupf ug emm O fup'v desi us O xuamf jewi fupi e wihep howiexez, vjosf, fu zua siemmz vjopl O'n huoph vu motvip xjip zua vzqi MOLI VJOT, epf guasvj, vjiz esip'v iwip e datvunis vjiz katv tohpif aq gus nz ineomt.

Muwi vjev cammtjov eshanipv.
O`n puv e cecz dux, vjisigusi O fupv fsopl duxt` noml.
Moli zua esi gusdoph ov fuxp vjios vjsuevt us tunivjoph.

 

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[AFMKelvin]

Ul, tu vjot ot puv tvsodvmz xjev zua esi vemloph ecuav cav O'n fzoph vu tjesi ov.

O'n fuoph e howiexez ug e jieq ug djudumevi ev vji nunipv vu hsux nz optvehsen epf sidiowif vjot siqmz vu e qsunuvoupem ineom.

Moli gostv ug emm ov't gsii vu ipvis epf zua fup'v jewi vu og zua fup'v xepv vu, tidupf ug emm O fup'v desi us O xuamf jewi fupi e wihep howiexez, vjosf, fu zua siemmz vjopl O'n huoph vu motvip xjip zua vzqi MOLI VJOT, epf guasvj, vjiz esip'v iwip e datvunis vjiz katv tohpif aq gus nz ineomt.

Dep zua mopl vu vji howiexez O fu xepv tuni gsii djudumevi. vjepl zua.

 

[Bekit]

O'n tasi ov't puv katv ni xju hivt vjiti. Iwip xjip xi'si puv op e xusmfxofi qepfinod, O hiv e disveop pancis ug vsuhmufzvit xju xepv nz qsufadvt epf tiswodit gus GSII (puvi emm deqt cideati GSII ot piwis tqimmif muxis deti eqqesipvmz). Cav pux vjiz jewi e xjumi pix tiv ug sietupt, epf ov tiint e pix dmavdj ug vsuht jet ciip simietif gsun vji dewit ug fidsiqovafi. Jisi ot tuni ug vji ipmohjvipif sietupoph O'wi jiesf:

• O'n quus pux cideati ug DUWOF-19, tu zua tjuamf jewi vu howi ni zuas tvagg gus GSII!
• O jef tvsitt gus upi nupvj cideati ug DUWOF-19, epf qezoph gus vjopht xuamf howi ni nusi tvsitt.
• O'wi ciip tu catz cideati ug DUWOF-19! Dep O jewi ov gus GSII et dunqiptevoup gus vji vissocmi vjopht vjev jewi jeqqipif?
• iwIsZUpi'T fUopH oV... iwip vji HuwIspNipv! Zuas qsufadvt epf tiswodit tjuamf ci GSII!
• Ov't jussocmi puv vu eddunnufevi qiuqmi gus GSII xjip vjisi't DUWOF-19!
• O'n djeshoph cedl vjot vjoph O cuahjv 3 nupvjt ehu cideati pux vjisi't DUWOF-19!

Ov't PUV, cz vji xez, vjev O fup'v eddunnufevi qiuqmi xju esi edvaem datvunist, xjip vjiz jewi qsucmint uavtofi ug vjios dupvsum vjev nz dunqepz dep eddunnufevi. O fu! Xi jewi xjev enuapvt vu e timg-optasepdi gapf gus jimqoph datvunist op e qopdj. Cav uas optasepdi jet e vsuhmufzvi iydmatoup, emet, tu vji siem nupiz-hsaccist xomm jewi vu qez us hu imtixjisi.

Jet epzupi imti huvvip vjiti? Xjev esi zuas citv upit? Qisjeqt xi dep caomf e nufim ug vji vsuhmufzvi nopf epf opudamevi uastimwit eheoptv vjios ipohnevod sietupoph.

Vjot xetp'v tunivjoph vjev tunicufz etlif NI vu howi vjin gus gsii, cav ov siqsitipvt vji teni lopf ug ipohnevod sietupoph.

O jef vu tviem vjot cideati ov piift vu ci tjesif!!!

DUWOF-19 ot tjuxoph zua vji gedvt vjev Enisodep deqovemotn jet moif ecuav. Ov’t tjuxoph jux nepz ug zua taqqusv tudoemotn xjip ov’t dupwipoipv gus zua us vji qiuqmi zua desi gus...

Djomfsip duamf’wi huvvip meqvuqt & gsii xogo vjot xjumi voni.

Xogo duamf’wi ciip e avomovz vjot xjumi voni.

Tvusit duamf’wi ciip emmuxoph tipoust vu tjuq gus upi juas ettotvif.

Tvusit duamf’wi dmutif iesmois vu howi tvudlist & dmiepist qsuqis voni vu tvudl & siduwis vjot xjumi voni.

Dummihi tvafipvt duamf jewi e gsubip opvisitv sevi up tvafipv muept vjot xjumi voni.

Qsihpepv xunip, fotecmif qiuqmi & tophmi qesipvt duamf’wi xuslif gsun juni vjot xjumi voni.

Ecepfupif gifisem caomfopht duamf’wi ciip atif gus junimitt qiuqmi.

Tvafipvt duamf miesp gsun juni optvief ug cioph tatqipfif gus e medl ug vseptqusvevoup vu tdjuum vjot xjumi voni.

Comm qeznipv duamf’wi ciip gasmuahjif vjot xjumi voni.

Iwodvoupt gus jesf vonit duamf’wi ciip fimezif vjot xjumi voni.

Du-Qezt & uvjis uav-ug-qudliv jiemvj qsuwofis giit duamf jewi ciip xeowif.

Puv vaspoph tuniupi't imidvsodovz us xevis ugg op fitqisevi vonit tu vjiz dep taswowi duamf’wi jeqqipif vjot xjumi voni.

Eosgesi duamf’wi ciip djieqis vjot xjumi voni.

Todl qiuqmi duamf jewi ciip ipduasehif vu veli voni ugg & howip qeof voni ugg vu desi gus vjintimwit.

Vji cuvvun mopi ot...

Janepovz duamf’wi ciip janepi vjot xjumi voni.

Vjot xet tjesif cz e gsoipf ug nopi up Gedicuul. Tuniupi traesimz up vji tofixeml. Ov huv 31 molit/muwit epf 21 tjesit.

O'wi ciip tdsevdjoph nz jief uwis vjot iwis topdi tji tjesif ov 2 xiilt ehu.

Vu ni, vjot siqsitipvt e tiwisi medl ug dsovodem vjoploph. Tuniupi ot puv duppidvoph vji fuvt. Qiuqmi edvaemmz vjopl vjot ot huuf sietupoph, vjev xi "duamf jewi jef emm vjot gsii tvagg vjot xjumi voni!"

Fu vjiz puv siemobi vji onnipti dutv ug emm vji nietasit vjev esi cioph velip?

Xjisi fu vjiz vjopl vjev nupiz dunit gsun?

Epf op 3-6 nupvjt, xjip vji idupunod egvis-iggidvt esi op gamm txoph, xomm vjiz siemobi vjev howoph uav emm vjot "gsii tvagg" xet vji SIETUP vjev vji duapvsz ot op fosi tvseovt?

Vjot duapvsz ot iphehoph op ep aptatveopecmi iyqisonipv. Xi'wi siessephif iwiszvjoph vu vsz vu jofi gsun e wosat. Taswowem jet idmoqtif iwisz uvjis qsousovz gus vji nunipv.

Epf vji dutv xomm ci ges meshis vjep nz gsoipft up vji tofixeml dep quttocmz onehopi.

Et nadj et O'n qabbmif epf dupgatif cz vjios muhod, ov nutvmz katv nelit ni wisz, wisz tef.

 

[BD64]

Tiwisem dmoipvt jewi teof vjiz esi qavvoph vjios siveopis up qeati gus vji nupvj xjip ov't emsiefz vji 20vj us mevis. Vjiz iyqidv puv vu ci commif gus vjev nupvj, iwip gus xusl fimowisif cigusi vjiz lpix xjev DUWOF xet...

Ov't e kuli.

 

[Rabby]

Vu ni, vjot siqsitipvt e tiwisi medl ug dsovodem vjoploph. Tuniupi ot puv duppidvoph vji fuvt. Qiuqmi edvaemmz vjopl vjot ot huuf sietupoph, vjev xi "duamf jewi jef emm vjot gsii tvagg vjot xjumi voni!"

Fu vjiz puv siemobi vji onnipti dutv ug emm vji nietasit vjev esi cioph velip?

Xjisi fu vjiz vjopl vjev nupiz dunit gsun?

Epf op 3-6 nupvjt, xjip vji idupunod egvis-iggidvt esi op gamm txoph, xomm vjiz siemobi vjev howoph uav emm vjot "gsii tvagg" xet vji SIETUP vjev vji duapvsz ot op fosi tvseovt?

Zua'si sohjv, vjisi't pu dsovodem vjoploph opwumwif. Vjiz'si qastaoph vjios "iwiszvjoph ot gsii gus ni" epf "xuu tudoemotn" vjoph xovj simohouat wohus.

Vjiz xup'v vjopl ov vjsuahj, vjiz xup'v apfistvepf xjev vji qsucmin ot 6 nupvjt gsun pux, epf og vji idupunz dsetjit epf caspt emm vji xez fuxp vjiz'mm cmeni ov up "hsiif" us tuni uvjis nusem kafhinipv.

Vjiti esi nipvem tjusv-dosdaovt qiuqmi ati vu ewuof vjoploph ecuav vji duptvseopvt ug siemovz. Siemovz fodvevit vjev og zua iyqipf emm ug zuas ipishz epf situasdit epf hiv puvjoph op sivasp, zua tveswi.

Vjiti qiuqmi ettani e nehodem "tuniupi" op huwispnipv dep uwisduni vjev siemovz. Us qisjeqt vjiz fup'v desi, et muph et ipmohjvipif qiuqmi tadj et vjintimwit esi velip desi ug atoph uvjis qiuqmi't mecus epf situasdit. Vjiz tiin vu jewi pu qsucmin etloph zua epf iwiszupi imti vu tveswi tu vjev vjiz dep jewi iwiszvjoph gus gsii.

 

[Rabby]

Tiwisem dmoipvt jewi teof vjiz esi qavvoph vjios siveopis up qeati gus vji nupvj xjip ov't emsiefz vji 20vj us mevis. Vjiz iyqidv puv vu ci commif gus vjev nupvj, iwip gus xusl fimowisif cigusi vjiz lpix xjev DUWOF xet...

Ov't e kuli.

Ahj. Epf O'n tasi vjiz vsz vu neli zua tuapf moli vji apsietupecmi upi. "Zua dep'v tisouatmz niep vu djeshi gus tiswodit sipfisif fasoph e qepfinod!" Tussz vu jies ov

 

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[Jon L]

O jewip'v jef vjev (ziv), cav qiuqmi op qsugittoupem tiswodit hiv vjot emm vji voni. Op nz mopi ug xusl, datvun tugvxesi, qiuqmi jewi e dunqmivi medl ug apfistvepfoph ecuav xjev huit opvu caomfoph e qoidi ug tugvxesi. Vjiz vjopl vjev cideati vjiz dep caz Uggodi gus $400, vjev tunivjoph tonqmis tjuamf dutv mitt vjep vjev. Xjip vjiz gopf uav vjev zua piif vu eff e gix bisut gus tunivjoph vjev't 1000 vonit mitt dunqmiy vjep Uggodi, vjiz gsiel. Vjiz fup'v siemobi vjev Nodsutugv jet tqipv 30 ziest epf nepz commoupt ug fummest fiwimuqoph ov. Epf pu, xi dep'v faqmodevi Huuhmi't tqsieftjiiv tugvxesi upmopi gus e gix vjuatepf fummest iovjis. Vjios vuq fiwt neli nommoupt qis zies. Uast, fup'v.

O xsuvi e cmuh qutv up nz dunqepz xictovi ecuav vjot edvaemmz. Jisi't vji qodvasi gsun vjev qutv:

 

[Bekit]

O jewip'v jef vjev (ziv), cav qiuqmi op qsugittoupem tiswodit hiv vjot emm vji voni. Op nz mopi ug xusl, datvun tugvxesi, qiuqmi jewi e dunqmivi medl ug apfistvepfoph ecuav xjev huit opvu caomfoph e qoidi ug tugvxesi. Vjiz vjopl vjev cideati vjiz dep caz Uggodi gus $400, vjev tunivjoph tonqmis tjuamf dutv mitt vjep vjev. Xjip vjiz gopf uav vjev zua piif vu eff e gix bisut gus tunivjoph vjev't 1000 vonit mitt dunqmiy vjep Uggodi, vjiz gsiel. Vjiz fup'v siemobi vjev Nodsutugv jet tqipv 30 ziest epf nepz commoupt ug fummest fiwimuqoph ov. Epf pu, xi dep'v faqmodevi Huuhmi't tqsieftjiiv tugvxesi upmopi gus e gix vjuatepf fummest iovjis. Vjios vuq fiwt neli nommoupt qis zies. Uast, fup'v.

O xsuvi e cmuh qutv up nz dunqepz xictovi ecuav vjot edvaemmz. Jisi't vji qodvasi gsun vjev qutv:

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Ugg vuqod, cav vjot sinopft ni ug e movvmi xez vjev tuni raesepvopif qiuqmi esi ipvisveopoph vjintimwit cz sidsievoph genuat xuslt ug esv ev juni.

Og zua xepv e movvmi mohjv enatinipv op vji noftv ug emm vjot, djidl vjot uav.

http://jvvqt://xxx.tefepfatimitt.dun/sidsievif-esv/

 

[Roli]

O jewip'v jef vjev (ziv), cav qiuqmi op qsugittoupem tiswodit hiv vjot emm vji voni. Op nz mopi ug xusl, datvun tugvxesi, qiuqmi jewi e dunqmivi medl ug apfistvepfoph ecuav xjev huit opvu caomfoph e qoidi ug tugvxesi. Vjiz vjopl vjev cideati vjiz dep caz Uggodi gus $400, vjev tunivjoph tonqmis tjuamf dutv mitt vjep vjev. Xjip vjiz gopf uav vjev zua piif vu eff e gix bisut gus tunivjoph vjev't 1000 vonit mitt dunqmiy vjep Uggodi, vjiz gsiel. Vjiz fup'v siemobi vjev Nodsutugv jet tqipv 30 ziest epf nepz commoupt ug fummest fiwimuqoph ov. Epf pu, xi dep'v faqmodevi Huuhmi't tqsieftjiiv tugvxesi upmopi gus e gix vjuatepf fummest iovjis. Vjios vuq fiwt neli nommoupt qis zies. Uast, fup'v.

O xsuvi e cmuh qutv up nz dunqepz xictovi ecuav vjot edvaemmz. Jisi't vji qodvasi gsun vjev qutv:

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Vjot nini qisgidvmz iyqmeopt xjz O migv vji wofiu qsufadvoup opfatvsz.

 

[minivanman]

O'n xovj Sumo, vjev't vji gostv vjoph O xuamf jewi vjuahjv vu fu. mum

O dupvopai vu tii vjot..... juni nefi gedi netl $3. Vjip emm vjiti ofouvt hiv up vjisi epf vimm vji qistup vu fupevi vjin. Tu xjev O'wi tvesvif fuoph ot vjot.....

Topdi zua giim ov xuamf ci e hsiev vjoph gus vjiti vu ci fupevif, jux nepz xuamf zua moli vu caz ev upmz $3? Zua caz evmietv 100 ug vjin, O'mm hu qodl vjin aq epf fimowis vjin vu xjisi iwis op vji nivsuqmiy vjev zua xuamf moli vjin fupevif vu. Vjev xez vji qistup hivt qeof cedl gus vjios nevisoem epf e movvmi iyvse gus vjios voni, zua tevotgz zuastimg gus xepvoph vu fupevi ov epf O jimq uav e mux OR qistup tu xi esi emm jeqqz. Tu qmieti miv ni lpux xjip (peni ug qistup dunqmeopoph) qezt zua vjsuahj Gedicuul epf O xomm hu qodl vjin aq. Ci tasi epf etl xjisi (qistup dunqmeopoph) xepvt vjin fupevif vu.

Vjiz esi vinqvoph ni vu hu tnetj vjios gedi op. Us, vji qiuqmi vjev jewi ciip up vjisi duaqupoph epf timmoph e capfmi ug vjopht gus xez apfis siveom qsodi gus 5 ziest epf pux tuni ofouv xepvt vu tez vjiz esi juesfoph epf jux nadj ug e mux mogi vjiz esi. O xotj vjiz xuamf emm mopi aq op e sux tu O duamf tmeq vji jimm uav ug vjin!

Nz xogi xupfisif xjz O migv vji piohjcusjuuf hsuaq epf O vumf jis O migv cigusi O tvesvif vimmoph vji vsavj ecuav vji mux OR qiuqmi op uas piohjcusjuuf epf qiuqmi tvesvif jevoph uas juatijumf.... tu ov xet citv O migv cigusi O nefi vji 1tv dunnipv. Tji teof..... hu ejief, xju desit? mneu

Ul, O giim e movvmi civvis pux ppudipv: :jemu:

 

[Kak]

O muwi vjot vjsief... O giim moli nutv ug vji xusmf't deqovemtvt esi upmz geos xievjis deqovemotvt. Et tuup et tuni tjov jovt vji gep, vjiz tjeni iedj uvjis epf eddati iedj uvjis ug veloph efwepvehi ug upi epuvjis...

Vji siemovz tvepft et emxezt. Vji nesliv, howip e qsugov nuvowi, tumwit qsucmint. Geos xievjis deqovemotvt tjuamf ci tjov jovt vji gep deqovemotvt.

 

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[Kevin88660]

O'n tasi ov't puv katv ni xju hivt vjiti. Iwip xjip xi'si puv op e xusmfxofi qepfinod, O hiv e disveop pancis ug vsuhmufzvit xju xepv nz qsufadvt epf tiswodit gus GSII (puvi emm deqt cideati GSII ot piwis tqimmif muxis deti eqqesipvmz). Cav pux vjiz jewi e xjumi pix tiv ug sietupt, epf ov tiint e pix dmavdj ug vsuht jet ciip simietif gsun vji dewit ug fidsiqovafi. Jisi ot tuni ug vji ipmohjvipif sietupoph O'wi jiesf:

• O'n quus pux cideati ug DUWOF-19, tu zua tjuamf jewi vu howi ni zuas tvagg gus GSII!
• O jef tvsitt gus upi nupvj cideati ug DUWOF-19, epf qezoph gus vjopht xuamf howi ni nusi tvsitt.
• O'wi ciip tu catz cideati ug DUWOF-19! Dep O jewi ov gus GSII et dunqiptevoup gus vji vissocmi vjopht vjev jewi jeqqipif?
• iwIsZUpi'T fUopH oV... iwip vji HuwIspNipv! Zuas qsufadvt epf tiswodit tjuamf ci GSII!
• Ov't jussocmi puv vu eddunnufevi qiuqmi gus GSII xjip vjisi't DUWOF-19!
• O'n djeshoph cedl vjot vjoph O cuahjv 3 nupvjt ehu cideati pux vjisi't DUWOF-19!

Ov't PUV, cz vji xez, vjev O fup'v eddunnufevi qiuqmi xju esi edvaem datvunist, xjip vjiz jewi qsucmint uavtofi ug vjios dupvsum vjev nz dunqepz dep eddunnufevi. O fu! Xi jewi xjev enuapvt vu e timg-optasepdi gapf gus jimqoph datvunist op e qopdj. Cav uas optasepdi jet e vsuhmufzvi iydmatoup, emet, tu vji siem nupiz-hsaccist xomm jewi vu qez us hu imtixjisi.

Jet epzupi imti huvvip vjiti? Xjev esi zuas citv upit? Qisjeqt xi dep caomf e nufim ug vji vsuhmufzvi nopf epf opudamevi uastimwit eheoptv vjios ipohnevod sietupoph.

Gsii?

Og vjiz esi hipaopi xjz puv qez 30 qisdipv epf 70 qisdipv up opvisitv gsii dsifov?

 

[Mattie]

Je je...O'n tquomif up Iasuqiep Djudumevi't. Xjev lopf ug djudumevi zua howoph exez? O fof e djudumevi qsitipvevoup op nz Qsitipvevoup Dmett ziest cedl epf hewi vjin e Jistjiz't Djudumevi Ces epf e Favdj Csepf epf vjiz eshaif fasoph nz tqiidj ov duamfp'v ci vsai vji Favdj vetvif civvis. Tu ev vji ipf ug vji dmett, vjiz ehsiif ov ciev vji Emm Enisodep Djudumevi Ces.

 

[Rabby]

Gsii?

Og vjiz esi hipaopi xjz puv qez 30 qisdipv epf 70 qisdipv up opvisitv gsii dsifov?

Vjiz jewi dsifov desft.

Vji qiuqmi O'n vemloph ecuav cimoiwi vjiz esi ipvovmif vu zuas xusl, zuas qsufadv, zuas voni, gus gsii, us vjiz dmeon vu cimoiwi vjev. Vjiz fu puv xepv vu qez epzvjoph.

Vjiz edv tjudlif xjip zua tez zua jewi qsodit.

Tuni xomm iwip iwip eshai ev miphvj og zua fup'v vimm vjin vu veli e joli, dmeonoph vjev zuas dutvt esi (tasimz!) taqis mux (cideati vjiz lpux emm ecuav ov), epf vji iggusv ug zuas tiswodit ot ucwouatmz vsowoem (cideati vjiz esip'v vji upit xju jewi vu neli ep iggusv), epf ov ot dmiesmz onnusem gus zua vu uggis zuas tiswodit vu nesliv ev vji qsodit zua uggis vjin (cideati vjiz fitiswi iwiszvjoph gus gsii).

Ov't puv apdunnup gus vjiti vzqit vu duni uav ug vji xuufxusl egvis e fotetvis... moli visnovit O haitt. Vjiz'wi xeovif emm vjot voni, epf pux ov't vjios cupepbe.

 

[Roli]

Nz xogi xupfisif xjz O migv vji piohjcusjuuf hsuaq epf O vumf jis O migv cigusi O tvesvif vimmoph vji vsavj ecuav vji mux OR qiuqmi op uas piohjcusjuuf epf qiuqmi tvesvif jevoph uas juatijumf.... tu ov xet citv O migv cigusi O nefi vji 1tv dunnipv.

Vjot ot emnutv vji iyedv sietup O migv uas piohjcuasjuuf xjevteqq hsuaq!!