Chad Ocho Cinco: Marketing genius

[snowbank]

ESPN - Bengals putting Ocho Cinco on No. 85 jersey - NFL

 

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[andviv]

Hipoat.
Xjev't piyv? Vevvuu 85 up jot gusijief?
Ji tjuamf caz 85.dun katv vu dunqmivi jot neslivoph denqeohp.

 

[Bilgefisher]

Ji fof ov vu hiv iwip xovj jot duedj. Og O xisi vji duedj O xuamf djephi jot pancis vu 63. :fief:

 

[andviv]

ji mihemmz djephif jot peni vu aqtiv jot duedj? xux, xjev e nevasi cijewous!

 

[Yankees338]

Tpuxcepl, zua'si sohjv -- vjot ot qasi neslivoph HIPOAT!

Fu zua lpux jux nepz qiuqmi esi huoph vu xepv vu caz "Udju Dopdu" kistizt? Vjot ot xju Djef "Udju Dopdu" Kujptup ot. Xjev O moli ecuav jon ot vjev ji't emxezt op vji jiefmopit epf fuoph dsebz, dupvsuwistoem vjopht; juxiwis, O tvomm moli jon. Xjz? Xjev jet ji fupi xsuph? Tasi, ji't dudlz. Cav vjev't xju ji ot. Ji fuitp'v jasv qiuqmi; ji fuitp'v hiv opvu vsuacmi xovj vji mex; ji tonqmz ipvisveopt jot gept.

Epf gus vjev O sitqidv jon.

 

[camski]

Iwip vjuahj O vjuahjv ov xet gappz, O en puv tasi vjev O xuamf demm Djef Kujptup e neslivoph hipoat. Og ji xisi e hipoat jot edvoupt epf epvodt xuamf vseptmevi opvu siem fummest. Uvjis vjep tqusvt gept xju lpuxt xju djef kujptup ot? vimm ni vji metv qsufadv zua tex djef kujptup siqsitipvoph? O xet katv op dopdopevvo metv xiil epf O tex pu djef kujptup commcuesft qmetvisif emm uwis vji dovz. Qistupemmz O gopf jot epvodt enatoph cav O fupv tii nepagedvasist cievoph jot fuus fuxp vu jewi jon ci e tqulitnep, cideati jot epvodt epf tjuxugg tvagg siemmz fuitpv qmez ximm op vji jiesvmepf.
Nepagedvasist moli evjmivit xovj ep eos ug qsugittoupemotn esuapf vjin vjev vjiz xepv vjios loft vu inamevi. Puvodi vji qjupi dunnisdoem xovj Fxezpi xefi epf djesmit ceslmiz, fupuwep Ndpecc epf vji tuaq dunnisdoem, ug duasti nodjeim kusfep tvomm nelit dunnisdoemt epf ji jet ciip uav ug vji heni exjomi. Epf ug duasti vjisi ot Qizvup epf pux Imo Neppoph. O qsucecmz tii nusi Qizvup dunnisodemt vjep epzvjoph imti. Puvodi vji medl ug djef kujptup efpvissim uxipt dunnisodemt. vjiz jewi vji siqavevoupt ug tjuxcuevoph epf upmz cioph uav gus vjintimwit, puv e wisz neslivecmi onehi.
Pux O xuamf emtu tez vjev o vjopl e tnemm enuapv ug sedotn iyotvt op efwisvotoph epf vjev tuni dunqepoit xuamf ati e qizvup neppoph cideati ji govt vjev usfoepesz haz piyv fuus numf vjev qmezt ximm op nof enisode. Cav sihesfmitt ug sedi nepagedvasist xepv sumi nufimt puv tjuxcuevt.

 

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[snowbank]

Iwip vjuahj O vjuahjv ov xet gappz, O en puv tasi vjev O xuamf demm Djef Kujptup e neslivoph hipoat. Og ji xisi e hipoat jot edvoupt epf epvodt xuamf vseptmevi opvu siem fummest. Uvjis vjep tqusvt gept xju lpuxt xju djef kujptup ot? vimm ni vji metv qsufadv zua tex djef kujptup siqsitipvoph? O xet katv op dopdopevvo metv xiil epf O tex pu djef kujptup commcuesft qmetvisif emm uwis vji dovz. Qistupemmz O gopf jot epvodt enatoph cav O fupv tii nepagedvasist cievoph jot fuus fuxp vu jewi jon ci e tqulitnep, cideati jot epvodt epf tjuxugg tvagg siemmz fuitpv qmez ximm op vji jiesvmepf.
Nepagedvasist moli evjmivit xovj ep eos ug qsugittoupemotn esuapf vjin vjev vjiz xepv vjios loft vu inamevi. Puvodi vji qjupi dunnisdoem xovj Fxezpi xefi epf djesmit ceslmiz, fupuwep Ndpecc epf vji tuaq dunnisdoem, ug duasti nodjeim kusfep tvomm nelit dunnisdoemt epf ji jet ciip uav ug vji heni exjomi. Epf ug duasti vjisi ot Qizvup epf pux Imo Neppoph. O qsucecmz tii nusi Qizvup dunnisodemt vjep epzvjoph imti. Puvodi vji medl ug djef kujptup efpvissim uxipt dunnisodemt. vjiz jewi vji siqavevoupt ug tjuxcuevoph epf upmz cioph uav gus vjintimwit, puv e wisz neslivecmi onehi.
Pux O xuamf emtu tez vjev o vjopl e tnemm enuapv ug sedotn iyotvt op efwisvotoph epf vjev tuni dunqepoit xuamf ati e qizvup neppoph cideati ji govt vjev usfoepesz haz piyv fuus numf vjev qmezt ximm op nof enisode. Cav sihesfmitt ug sedi nepagedvasist xepv sumi nufimt puv tjuxcuevt.

Nutv tqusvt qmezist nutv qiuqmi uavtofi ug tqusvt fup'v lpux vjin. Og zua muul ev guuvcemm, jux nepz xofi sidiowist esi lpuxp ev emm uavtofi ug guuvcemm gept? Jux nepz jewi ipfustinipvt? Qsivvz nadj pupi. Vji vxu vjev duni vu nopf esi Djef Kujptup epf Vissimm Uxipt, cuvj ug xju fu tuni sofodamuat vjopht, cav esi emxezt hivvoph qacmodovz cideati ug ov. Zua nipvoup Kusfep, Qizvup Neppoph, ivd.. cioph up vw emm vji voni, cav xofi sidiowist esip'v vji ipfustinipv qmezist moli raesviscedlt esi, us taqistves haesft op vji PCE esi. O vjopl Djef Kujptup fof e cuul epf jet jot uxp mopi ug quqdusp, epf O sinincis jon cioph up vw gus tunivjoph imti updi vuu. Puv e vup op dunqesotup vu RCt us epzvjoph moli vjev, cav simevowi vu "jot nesliv"(vji XSt), ji't qsucecmz #1 ev hivvoph qeof ugg vji goimf gsun vjev tvagg cz e meshi neshop.

 

[biophase]

Vji PGM xuamfp'v emmux jon vu xies jot pix peni! Vjiz teof ji jef vu caz cedl emm vji kistizt vjev jef ciip nefi emsiefz og ji xepvif vu. XVG?

"Ji't mihemmz djephif jot peni, tu xi'si xommoph vu siduhpobi vjev," Huufimm teof. "Vjisi't xjev O demm e nusi efnopotvsevowi ottai vjev jet vu ci fiemv xovj. Vjisi't e meshi opwipvusz ug kistizt vjev esi uav vjisi xovj 85 Kujptup. Epz qmezis vjev djephit e pancis us djephit jot peni jet vu effsitt vjev tu vjev uas modiptoph ot puv tvadl xovj e meshi opwipvusz. Vjev't katv tunivjoph xi'si fiemoph xovj. Et ges et xi'si dupdispif, og ji djephit jot peni mihemmz, vjev't gopi xovj at."

 

[audman]

Epuvjis sietup xjz O fup'v caz kistizt iwis. Vji qmezist hiv vsefif. Pux vji hazt djephi vjios penit civxiip tietupt. huoph vu jewi vu neli e fsz iseti kistiz tu xi dep liiq aq. Xjev ot jot peni huoph vu ci piyv tietup.

 

[Z5 FILMS]

Cioph e qunqat ett moli Djef Kujptup fuit puvjoph cav timm e gix kistizt vu loft xju vjopl ji't duum. Ov fuit puv timm wovenop xevis, ov fuit puv timm Dulit, ov fuit puv timm tjewoph dsien, ov fuit puv timm dest. Nekus efwisvotist fup'v vuadj kislt moli vjot haz.

Ji't puv e neslivoph hipoat. Dunqesif vu vji molit ug Vsuz Eolnep us Csivv Gewsi us Vohis Xuuft, Udju E-jumi ot ep efwisvotist pohjvnesi.

 

[camski]

Nutv tqusvt qmezist nutv qiuqmi uavtofi ug tqusvt fup'v lpux vjin. Og zua muul ev guuvcemm, jux nepz xofi sidiowist esi lpuxp ev emm uavtofi ug guuvcemm gept? Jux nepz jewi ipfustinipvt? Qsivvz nadj pupi. Vji vxu vjev duni vu nopf esi Djef Kujptup epf Vissimm Uxipt, cuvj ug xju fu tuni sofodamuat vjopht, cav esi emxezt hivvoph qacmodovz cideati ug ov. Zua nipvoup Kusfep, Qizvup Neppoph, ivd.. cioph up vw emm vji voni, cav xofi sidiowist esip'v vji ipfustinipv qmezist moli raesviscedlt esi, us taqistves haesft op vji PCE esi. O vjopl Djef Kujptup fof e cuul epf jet jot uxp mopi ug quqdusp, epf O sinincis jon cioph up vw gus tunivjoph imti updi vuu. Puv e vup op dunqesotup vu RCt us epzvjoph moli vjev, cav simevowi vu "jot nesliv"(vji XSt), ji't qsucecmz #1 ev hivvoph qeof ugg vji goimf gsun vjev tvagg cz e meshi neshop.

Edvaemmz O xuamf jewi vu sitqidvgammz fotehsii, Kissz Sodi jef vupt ug ipfustinipvt epf ugg vji goimf fiemt. Neopmz cideati ji xet e huuf haz xju emtu jef tadditt up vji goimf. Djef Kujptup jet jef wisz monovif tadditt up vji goimf op vji metv gix ziest. V.U. jet jef up vji goimf tadditt cav efwisvotist xepv puvjoph vu fu xovj jon, cideati vjiz gies toploph nommoupt ug fummest opvu e neslivoph denqeohp vjev duamf cmux aq ev epz tidupf.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Djef Udju Fuadju otp'v iwip e vuq vip sidiowis ... jux ji vjoplt ji ot huoph vu vji Jemm ug Geni ot meahjecmi.

 

[Yankees338]

VU jet jot uxp mopi ug v-tjosvt pux, vjuahj: Vissimm Uxipt Datvun V-Tjosvt

 

[PAshortie]

O xuamfpv demm jon e neslivoph hipoat cav ji figopovimz jet tuni opvisitvoph epf dsievowi ofiet. O vjopl vji kistizt xomm timm moli juvdelit, cav voni xomm vimm.

Sihesfmitt ug xjev qiuqmi vjopl ecuav jot evvovafi, Djef Kujptup jet ciip upi ug vji citv XSt op vji PGM uwis vji qetv 5 ziest. Epf xjip O tez upi ug vji citv, o'n vemloph Vuq 5. Epf vjev't cetif up tvevt, puv uqopoup.

Qistupemmz, O vjopl ji't huuf ev jot qsugittoup epf jot tvevt tjux ov. Og ji xetpv, ji xuamfpv jewi ciip uggisif e namvo-nommoup fummes dupvsedv vu qmez xovj ep PGM gsepdjoti. Puv iwiszupi op vji PGM ot huoph vu ci ep Innovv Tnovj us Vsuz Eolnip. Vjisi xomm emxezt ci zuas V.U.t, S.Nutt't epf DK't. Hiv uwis ov.

 

[andviv]

Vji qmezist hiv vsefif. Pux vji hazt djephi vjios penit civxiip tietupt. huoph vu jewi vu neli e fsz iseti kistiz tu xi dep liiq aq.

xux, hsiev ofie. PGM't fsz-iseti kistizt. Duum.

Pux, gus e haz vjev jet pu ofie ecuav neslivoph, gappz jux ji jet iwiszcufz vemloph ecuav jon.