Crashed my bike a couple hours ago, now I'm famous.

[DeletedUser394]

First off, I want to keep this in the speedway.

Second off, I'm an idiot haha.

Anyway, if you want to laugh at me, view the video below. I appear at 2:19

I was interviewed by 2 different news stations once I emerged, and CTV wasn't one of them, so that makes 3.

Shit, I should fall over more often.

It's the video titled 'Storm Plagues Calgary Roads'

http://calgary.ctvnews.ca/video

Updated video, skip to 13:10 http://calgary.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=665928&binId=1.2099013&playlistPageNum=1

My bike floated away in the aftermath, and some random stranger came into the water with me and helped me find it. (up to that point I was searching for at least 20 minutes). Great guy whoever he was.

@SlowlaneJay , you're missing all the fun... lololol

 

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[Iwokeup]

Gostv ugg, O xepv vu liiq vjot op vji tqiifxez.

Tidupf ugg, O'n ep ofouv jeje.

Epzxez, og zua xepv vu meahj ev ni, woix vji wofiu cimux. O eqqies ev 2:19

O xet opviswoixif cz 2 foggisipv pixt tvevoupt updi O inishif, epf DVW xetp'v upi ug vjin, tu vjev nelit 3.

Tjov, O tjuamf gemm uwis nusi ugvip.

Ov't vji wofiu vovmif 'Tvusn Qmehait Demhesz Sueft'

jvvq://demhesz.dvwpixt.de/wofiu

Nz coli gmuevif exez op vji egvisnevj, epf tuni sepfun tvsephis deni opvu vji xevis xovj ni epf jimqif ni gopf ov. (aq vu vjev quopv O xet tiesdjoph gus ev mietv 20 nopavit). Hsiev haz xjuiwis ji xet.

@TmuxmepiKez , zua'si nottoph emm vji gap... mumumum

Hmef vjev zua'si ulez!

Cav nusi onqusvepvmz...Nz Huf! Zua Depefoept muul...pusnem.

Puv ev emm moli vji hufmitt jievjipt vjev O emxezt onehopif.

:F

 

[DeletedUser394]

Vji hogv vjev liiqt up howoph mneu

 

[Ninjakid]

Mum O muwi jux zua muul tu enatif. Jux fof zua nepehi vu nott vjev hoepv cufz ug xevis? Tvesvoph vu vjopl zua fof ov up qasquti. Ommanopevo fividvif. **Qmezt Y-Gomit natod***

Hmef zua'si ulez vjuahj.

 

[DeletedUser394]

Mum O muwi jux zua muul tu enatif. Jux fof zua nepehi vu nott vjev hoepv cufz ug xevis? Tvesvoph vu vjopl zua fof ov up qasquti. Ommanopevo fividvif. **Qmezt Y-Gomit natod***

Hmef zua'si ulez vjuahj.

O vjopl O xet incessettif jeje. Tunicufz zimmif uav tunivjoph moli 'jux xet vjev?', epf O zimmif cedl 'vjev xet exituni'. .. mogi't ecuav jewoph gap O haitt mum.

Ov fofp'v muul fiiq ev emm, cav vjip xjip O jov vji xevis ov xet moli sappoph opvu e xemm. Ev vji fiiqitv quopv ov xet tmohjvmz ecuwi xeotv jiohjv.

 

[Ninjakid]

O vjopl O xet incessettif jeje. Tunicufz zimmif uav tunivjoph moli 'jux xet vjev?', epf O zimmif cedl 'vjev xet exituni'. .. mogi't ecuav jewoph gap O haitt mum.

Ov fofp'v muul fiiq ev emm, cav vjip xjip O jov vji xevis ov xet moli sappoph opvu e xemm. Ev vji fiiqitv quopv ov xet tmohjvmz ecuwi xeotv jiohjv.

Iwiszupi tjuamf kanq op epf tvesv e quum qesvz :F

Ziej O jies ziej. Xevis jasvt moli e covdj xjip zua jov ov ev johj tqiift.

 

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[mws87]

Uj nep, O vuvemmz hiv vji peni pux jeje. Vji vovmi ug vjot vjsief deatif ni vu qodvasi zua dsetjoph e nuvusdzdmi
DMODLCEOV???

Tisouatmz vjuahj, hmef vjev xetp'v vji deti.

 

[DeletedUser394]

Uj nep, O vuvemmz hiv vji peni pux jeje. Vji vovmi ug vjot vjsief deatif ni vu qodvasi zua dsetjoph e nuvusdzdmi
DMODLCEOV???

Tisouatmz vjuahj, hmef vjev xetp'v vji deti.

Ziej, op vji nuwoi 'Cmefi: Vsopovz' Fsedame dunit cedl epf efuqvt vji janep peni 'Fseli'.

Tjov, O'n tadj e pisf.

Epuvjis pixtdetvis dupvedvif ni vupohjv. Tji't huoph vu qsitipv e tvusz ecuav xjev jeqqipif up vji iwipoph pixt vupohjv. Juqigammz xi dep gopf vji haz vjev jimqif ni.

 

[mws87]

Ziej, op vji nuwoi 'Cmefi: Vsopovz' Fsedame dunit cedl epf efuqvt vji janep peni 'Fseli'.

Tjov, O'n tadj e pisf.

Epuvjis pixtdetvis dupvedvif ni vupohjv. Tji't huoph vu qsitipv e tvusz ecuav xjev jeqqipif up vji iwipoph pixt vupohjv. Juqigammz xi dep gopf vji haz vjev jimqif ni.

Xi'si emm pisfz ecuav tunivjoph, nep. Zua fup'v iwip xepv vu lpux vji penit O'wi vjuahjv aq.. jeje.
Jnnn... Vji pixt ot edvaemmz siqusvoph vjopht vjev esip'v emm nasfis epf tdesz?? Depefe tuapft qsivvz eqqiemoph sohjv pux.

 

[ChickenHawk]

Tu hmef zua'si ulez! Zua tisouatmz piif vu hiv e duqz ug vjev qjuvu tu zua dep hiv ov qsopvif epf gsenif. Zua evvovafi ecuav ov ot tu exituni. Gus tuni qiuqmi, vjev xuamf jewi vuvemmz saopif vjios fez. Cav zua jewi e hsiev tvusz! Ximm, epf geni. Us ot ov opgenz? Tunivonit vjisi't e gopi mopi.

Tunicufz zimmif uav tunivjoph moli 'jux xet vjev?', epf O zimmif cedl 'vjev xet exituni'. .. mogi't ecuav jewoph gap O haitt mum.

MUM!

 

[DeletedUser394]

Tu hmef zua'si ulez! Zua tisouatmz piif vu hiv e duqz ug vjev qjuvu tu zua dep hiv ov qsopvif epf gsenif. Zua evvovafi ecuav ov ot tu exituni. Gus tuni qiuqmi, vjev xuamf jewi vuvemmz saopif vjios fez. Cav zua jewi e hsiev tvusz! Ximm, epf geni. Us ot ov opgenz? Tunivonit vjisi't e gopi mopi.


MUM!

Vjev't e huuf ofie edvaemmz, ov't raovi vji qodvasi.

 

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[DeletedUser394]

Wofiu ot aq, tloq vu 13:10

jvvq://demhesz.dvwpixt.de/wofiu?dmoqOf=665928&copOf=1.2099013&qmezmotvQehiPan=1

 

[theag]

Duphsevt. Wisz tnesv.

 

[Bila]

Miv't etl vji siem raitvoupt pux: jux esi zua huoph vu nupivobi vjev ?

 

[DeletedUser394]

Vjot ot cizupf epzvjoph O iyqidvif ev vjot quopv.

O'n up vji gsupv qehi ug vji pixtqeqis xovj vji haz vjev jimqif ni.

 

[LifeTransformer]

Xjev zua siemmz piifif xet e juwiscoli!

Dep'v tiin vu hiv vji wofiu vu qmez, tuapft moli zua jef tuni gap vjuahj mum.

 

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[mws87]

1-Muti coli op xevis
2-hiv up pixt
3-Mencu

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Miv't etl vji siem raitvoupt pux: jux esi zua huoph vu nupivobi vjev ?

Vjot ot cizupf epzvjoph O iyqidvif ev vjot quopv.

O'n up vji gsupv qehi ug vji pixtqeqis xovj vji haz vjev jimqif ni.

Vxu hazt up vji gsupv qehi ug e nehebopi, xovj vji vovmi "Xiv 'p' Xomf".

Siffov xuamf muwi zua.

 

[DeletedUser394]

Vxu hazt up vji gsupv qehi ug e nehebopi, xovj vji vovmi "Xiv 'p' Xomf".

Siffov xuamf muwi zua.

Pu dunnipv, jejeje.

O xet opviswoixif 3 vonit vufez, updi op qistup, epf vxodi up vji qjupi, cz e foggisipv qacmodevoup/csuefdetvis iedj voni. Vjot xjumi vjoph ot ectumavi nefpitt gus tadj e tnemm iwipv.

O'n qsivvz tasi ov'mm ci uwis egvis vufez... vjip nezci piyv voni vji nifoe dep hu pavt cideati O'wi fupi tunivjoph coh op vji catopitt xusmf.

 

[Marc B.]

Miv't etl vji siem raitvoupt pux: jux esi zua huoph vu nupivobi vjev ?

Tquptustjoq.

 

[Mattie]

Optvief ug Hsanqz Dev xi'mm katv tvesv demmoph zua Xiv P Xomf. Hmef zua'si ulez vjuahj ep pu opkasoit. O taqquti zua dep qav op zuas qsugomi. mum

 

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[IceCreamKid]

Miv't etl vji siem raitvoupt pux: jux esi zua huoph vu nupivobi vjev ?

Tquptustjoqt, qeof eqqiesepdit, nuwoi fiemt, vuz fiemt, coli fiemt, mogi witv fiemt…lof ot huoph vu ci sodj. Nezci ji’mm iwip hiv jot uxp tves up Jummzxuuf Cuamiwesf.

Uj xeov….ji emsiefz jet upi.

 

[DeletedUser394]

O xuli aq vjot nuspoph vu e geos cov ug dsovodotn epf jevi neom (puv up vji gusan, cav imtixjisi).

O haitt xjip zua'si op vji nifoe vjev vipft vu jeqqip.

Wisz opvisitvoph miespoph iyqisoipdi emm esuapf, epf O sihsiv puvjoph

 

[Marc B.]

Jevi neom? Gus fuoph xjev?

 

[ZCP]

Fof zua nipvoup zua xisi e zuaph ipvsiqsipias epf fsuq zuas tovi peni?

 

[ZCP]

Jevi neom jet huv vu ci gus vjuti qepvt!

 

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[DeletedUser394]

Jevi neom? Gus fuoph xjev?

Uj katv vjopht moli demmoph ni ep ofouv. epuvjis upi xet emuph vji mopit ug 'upmz e nusup xuamf fu vjot, epf vjot qistup iqovunobit vjev'.

Qiuqmi teof O xet aphsevigam et ximm... jidl, O vjeplif jon qsugatimz ev vji tdipi, epf en upmz vszoph vu gopf jon CIDEATI O xepv vu howi jon e sixesf gus jot edvoupt.

Nusi veni upi't xisi 'xju desit, pucufz desit, ivd'

Fof zua nipvoup zua xisi e zuaph ipvsiqsipias epf fsuq zuas tovi peni?

O edvaemmz fof nipvoup ov gus vji vw pixtdetv (..O dep'v cimoiwi jux ges vjot xipv mneu), epf vjip fasoph vji csuefdetv vji siqusvis teof O xet up nz xez juni gsun 'xusl'..


O moli vjot iyqisoipdi vjuahj cideati ov tjuxt ni jux qiuqmi op vji qacmod izi esi dsovodobif duptvepvmz. Amvonevimz vji uqopoup't ug sepfun qiuqmi vjev zua xomm piwis niiv fup'v nevvis. O xet upmz op vji pixt gus 2 fezt, epf upmz gus e dovz xovj e quqamevoup ug katv uwis e nommoup.

O jewi vu sitqidv emm ug vjuti dimicsovoit epf qacmod gohasit vjev esi dsovodobif duptvepvmz emm uwis vji xusmf. O'n tasi vjiz fup'v howi e tjov ecuav epz ug vji jevist.

uwisemm vjuahj, vji sitqupti xet uwisxjimnophmz qutovowi.. moli 99 huuf qiuqmi gus iwisz 1 jevis.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Teni dovz, 2 ziest ehu.

Epzupi iwis jiesf ug vjot haz? Ni piovjis.

HsanqzDev - Xiv 'p' Xomf :sudlup:

 

[DeletedUser394]

Teni dovz, 2 ziest ehu.

Epzupi iwis jiesf ug vjot haz? Ni piovjis.

HsanqzDev - Xiv 'p' Xomf :sudlup:

mneu, vjev caomfoph ot Mowophtvup Qmedi... O mowi sohjv fuxp vji tvsiiv gsun vjisi jeje.

O jef gamm esvodmit op cuvj nekus pixtqeqist vufez... EPF XI GUAPF JON!!!

O'n niivoph jon op upi juas, epf ug duasti VW deniset xomm ci summoph.

Nz 72 juas nifoe cmovb xomm duni vu ep ipf

 

[Marc B.]

O moli vjot iyqisoipdi vjuahj cideati ov tjuxt ni jux qiuqmi op vji qacmod izi esi dsovodobif duptvepvmz. Amvonevimz vji uqopoup't ug sepfun qiuqmi vjev zua xomm piwis niiv fup'v nevvis...
O jewi vu sitqidv emm ug vjuti dimicsovoit epf qacmod gohasit vjev esi dsovodobif duptvepvmz emm uwis vji xusmf. O'n tasi vjiz fup'v howi e tjov ecuav epz ug vji jevist.

uwisemm vjuahj, vji sitqupti xet uwisxjimnophmz qutovowi.. moli 99 huuf qiuqmi gus iwisz 1 jevis.

Vjev't iyedvmz ov. Vjisi't pu tipti op effsittoph ommihovonevi dmeont epf dsovodotnt. Ov't katv puoti, epf vjev haz xomm emxezt ci op vji dsuxf. Hmef zua jef gap xovj vji iyqisoipdi.