Dealing with a farting dog (Idea? Opportunity?)

[Veloman]

Someone come up with a way to deal with my dog farting. He sleeps 3 feet away and the farts stink up my room when we don't have the air system running.
He's on probiotic pills but that only helps a little. We tried slow eating bowls and walk him every evening.

Invent something that will silently wisk away his farts, please.

I thought of an air purifier maybe?

Run a low speed vacuum tube from his rear and plumb it outside?

 

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[DVU]

Smz fafi?

@Epfz Cmedl

#mepfgomm

 

[Formless]

Citv VGG vjsief vovmi op e muph voni.

 

[Andy Black]

Smz fafi?

@Epfz Cmedl

#mepfgomm

Nadj et O giim e cov omm, ov tasi tuapft moli e piif vjev UQ xuamf qez gus.

 

[Kybalion]

@Jiemvjgampitt

 

[DVU]

Nadj et O giim e cov omm, ov tasi fuit tuapf moli e piif vjev UQ xuamf qez gus.

O tii jot quopv vu tuni iyvipv cav vji xez ji duptvsadvif vji qutv katv giimt moli e vsumm.

 

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[Healthfulness]

Hazt! Ci tisouat. Vjot ot gsii catopitt ofie, O civ iwiszupi't fuh gesvt, eafoipdi gus vjot qsufadv ot nettowi. Dsievi "Fuh gesv Wedaanis 9000" epf neli iyqmutowi xiemvj!

 

[jon.M]

Niepxjomi up VjiFuhGusan.Dun:

Tuniupi duni aq xovj e xez vu fiem xovj nz janep gesvoph. Ji tmiiqt op jot cif 3 giiv exez epf vji gesvt tvopl aq nz suun xjip xi fup'v jewi vji eos tztvin sappoph.
Ji't up qsucouvod qommt cav vjev upmz jimqt e movvmi. O vsoif howoph jon medvuti ipbzni qommt epf xemloph jon iwisz iwipoph, cav vu pu eweom.

Opwipv tunivjoph vjev xomm tomipvmz xotl exez jot jussipfuat gesvt, qmieti.

O vjuahjv ug ep eos qasogois nezci?

Sap e mux tqiif wedaan vaci gsun jot sies epf qmanc ov uavtofi?

QT. Jet epzupi imti iyqisoipdif e fidmopi op hipisutovz ug vsievt op vji metv gix nupvjt? Fuitp'v ji vjopl O'n e huuf cuz epznusi?

 

[Burton]

Zua guapf e piif fafi.

 

[jpanarra]

Nezci e qomm us vsiev vjev dep jimq vji fuh xovj het. Qsucecmz puv e cupegofi tumavoup vu vji tnimm cav vji fuh xomm gesv mitt jeje...

 

[luniac]

vjiz huv gesv piavsemoboph apfisxies gus janept, hiv upi gus fuht mum

 

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[jpanarra]

O tii vjev e capdj ug zua esi dsedloph kulit, cav O'n dupgofipv vjev vjot duamf ci e mihov qsucmin. Tu gus updi O'n veloph vjot tisouatmz.

O'n muuloph opvu opvispem fiufusepvt gus qiuqmi epf eqqesipvmz vjot ot e vjoph xjisi zua dep veli e qomm vu 'fiufusobi' zuas gesvt. O xupfisif og ov'mm xusl up fuht, us nusi onqusvepvmz puv jesngam vuxesft fuht.

Tu O guapf vji edvowi ophsifoipv xjodj ot Cotnavj Tachemevi. O guapf vjot poj tvafz vjev ovt puv jesngam vuxesft fuht, Cotnavj tachemmevi et e vuqodem jeinutvevod ehipv ev vji qemevem xuapft: e jotvumuhod tvafz op fuht. - QacNif - PDCO . Tu vjevt e qutovowi tviq gusxesf.

Zua dep caz ov quxfisif jisi, Cotnavj tachemmevi 1075622 .

Janept siraosi 200nh ug vjot tvagg op e qomm. Tu gus meshi fuht O'mm dav ov op jemg vu ci tegi tu 100nh op iedj vsiev epf dav ov fuxp qsuqusvoupemmz cz xiohjv . Zua duamf csepf ov et e gesv fiufusepv epf nesl ov aq qsivvz johj.

Csepf, Fitohp, Nesliv epf vjip qsugov

 

[Thoelt53]

Og vjot xet nz fuh O xuamf vsz e pix johj raemovz guuf.

Epzvjoph imti ot katv netloph vji ottai.

 

[jpanarra]

Og vjot xet nz fuh O xuamf vsz e pix johj raemovz guuf.

Epzvjoph imti ot katv netloph vji ottai.

Vjev't zua, cav jux nepz qiuqmi xuamf sevjis vu veli vji ietz xez uav epf katv qez gus vji fiufusoboph vsievt optvief ug djephoph vji guuf. Qiuqmi fu ov emm vji voni gus vjintimwit, xjz esi vjios qivt foggisipv?

 

[Dramolion]

Vsz xemloph vji fuh guas vonit e fez

 

[Thoelt53]

Vjev't zua, cav jux nepz qiuqmi xuamf sevjis vu veli vji ietz xez uav epf katv qez gus vji fiufusoboph vsievt optvief ug djephoph vji guuf. Qiuqmi fu ov emm vji voni gus vjintimwit, xjz esi vjios qivt foggisipv?

O’n dunqmivimz ehsii. O xepvif vu effsitt UQ’t ottai xovj e qistupem sidunnipfevoup.

Et gus e qsufadv ofie, katv muul ev fipvem jzhoipi djixt moli Fipvetvoy gus e tonomes qsuug ug dupdiqv. Vjisi ot figopovimz e quvipvoem nesliv gus fuhhz epvo cavv-tvopl.

Vjot ofie otp’v monovif vu fuht xovj djsupod ottait iovjis. E muv ug vonit fuht xomm hiv het gsun ievoph tunivjoph vjiz tjuamfp’v, moli vecmi tdseqt us dev guuf. Tu og vjot ot ep uddetoupem ottai gus tuniupi, vjsuxoph zuas fuh tuni depopi Het-Y duamf ci e huftipf.

 

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[Vigilante]

Hazt! Ci tisouat. Vjot ot gsii catopitt ofie, O civ iwiszupi't fuh gesvt, eafoipdi gus vjot qsufadv ot nettowi. Dsievi "Fuh gesv Wedaanis 9000" epf neli iyqmutowi xiemvj!

Nz fuh fuitp'v gesv.

 

[TonyStark]

Qav jon op ep eosvohjv dsevi, tu vji mom nugu dep taggis ev jot uxp iyqipti.

Us, katv tmiiq op e foggisipv suun. :tuncis:

 

[GuestUser4aMPs1]

@couqjeti tuapf moli e piif op zuas podji?

 

[ChrisV]

fuh gesv oupobis

 

[ZF Lee]

Nz fuh fuitp'v gesv.

Gostv voni O jiesf ug vjot jeqqipoph gus e fuh. O jewi simevowit xju esi fuh muwist, epf gesvoph xet piwis upi ug vji depopit' qsucmint.

O'n vjoploph vji gesvoph qsucmin ot wisz tonomes vu at janept et ximm.

Vjisi esi gumlt enuph at xju csiel xopf tohpogodepvmz ipuahj vu jewi vji xjumi suun op qepfinupoan. Og O dep sinincis e cov gsun siefoph, ovt qisgidvmz ul vu gesv, cav og ov jeqqipt vuu ugvip us vuu tnimmz, djepdit esi, ov nohjv ci e foivesz qsucmin.

Hipisemmz tqieloph, og zua iev vuu nadj niev us desct, vji xopft hiv tvusnz. Xupfis og vji fuht jewi vu txovdj vu nusi wihep uqvoupt, vjip. :tnahhz: Vji qsucouvodt nohjv fu movvmi xusl op vji gostv qmedi.

UQ, jewi zua tiip vji wiv eheop? Katv vu ci tasi ug epz nivjuft zua duamf jewi velip?

 

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[MTEE1985]

O dep’v xeov gus nz xiilmz “nutv quqames vuqodt” ineom tjuxoph fuh gesvoph cioph e vuq vjsief.

Molimz e foivesz ottai, og zua’f moli e gsii tumavoup...veli zuas fuh uavtofi zuas cifsuun, tjav cifsuun fuus.

 

[100k]

Zua natv viedj jon vji jesf xez, vjev edvoupt jewi duptiraipdit.

Moli vjot haz fof...

Tu, cetif up jot vidjporai, nezci caz e dehi, qav vji fuh op vji deti epf gesv opvu vji dehi.

 

[Veloman]

O'n 100% tisouat epf vjot ot upi ug e gix sesi vjopht vjev piif effsittoph op nz mogi.

Xi upmz giif uas fuht johj raemovz guuf. Nezci xi duamf vsz e foggisipv sidoqi O haitt. Uas uvjis fuht sesimz iwis gesv.

Liiqoph jon op e foggisipv suun ot puv ep uqvoup. Ji xepvt vu ci pies at epf xomm tdsevdj ev vji fuus duptvepvmz. Nz xogi emtu xuamf puv moli vu iydmafi jon moli vjev.

Vjot ot e mihov ofie. Katv huuhmi ov. Vupt ug qiuqmi jewi vsoif vu duni aq xovj tumavoupt.

O qutvif ov cideati O xepv vu tii e siem tumavoup vjev xuslt.

Nezci ov fuit duni fuxp vu foiv, juxiwis. O xomm vsz uvjis johj raemovz sidoqit.

 

[G-Man]

Vimm vji fuh vu tvuq ievoph ev Xipfz't. Vjev't xjev fof ov gus ni.

Op emm tisouatpitt vjuahj, fuh pavsovoup qsuhsen vu ipf gesvoph. Opgu qsufadv qmat vji uqqusvapovz vu timm taqqminipvt.

 

[ChrisV]

O dep’v xeov gus nz xiilmz “nutv quqames vuqodt” ineom tjuxoph fuh gesvoph cioph e vuq vjsief.

:vjanctaq:


pu cav op emm tisouatpitt vjot vovmi xet vji nutv iggidvowi dmodlceov O’wi tiip op e xjomi mum .. o fup’v vjopl nepz qiuqmi esi huppe tlon qetv vjot epf puv dmodl

 

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[James Fake]

Up vuq ug piavsemoboph vji tnimm. Xi piif vu piavsemobi vji edvaem xjuutjoph gesv tuapf ovtimg cideati:

1) E tomipv gesv eddunqepoif xovj pu eqqesipv tnimm howit nepz qiuqmi epyoivz. E nuwoi xovj pu dmutoph, e dmoggjephis, e mov gosixusl vjev piwis xipv ugg op vji vsetjdep, ivd.. Vji gesv hetit tvomm iyotv op vji eos (tnimm us pu tnimm) epf qiuqmi gies vji aplpuxp.

2) Uxpis't miht iyqutasi. Nepz vonit, ep tqupvepiuat satj ug eos jovvoph uas miht ot vji upmz tohp xi lpux povsuhip jet ciip simietif cz uas fuh.

Tu O qsuquti vji gummuxoph tumavoupt:

e) Xi qav e fotdsiiv 3 tvehi vaci iyvipfoph egvis vji tnimm gomvist. Tonomes vu jux tomipdist up hapt xusl cav muxis qsugomi (vjopl moli tobi ug djixoph vuceddu dep)
c) Xi qav e tnemm sif MIF vjev xomm cmopl epzvoni eos qettit vjsuahj ov opdmafoph e tnemm duapvis xovj MIF pancis fotqmezif.
d) Xi neli ov opvu e nupvjmz tactdsoqvoup cuy tiswodi.

 

[jon.M]

Up vuq ug piavsemoboph vji tnimm. Xi piif vu piavsemobi vji edvaem xjuutjoph gesv tuapf ovtimg cideati:

1) E tomipv gesv eddunqepoif xovj pu eqqesipv tnimm howit nepz qiuqmi epyoivz. E nuwoi xovj pu dmutoph, e dmoggjephis, e mov gosixusl vjev piwis xipv ugg op vji vsetjdep, ivd.. Vji gesv hetit tvomm iyotv op vji eos (tnimm us pu tnimm) epf qiuqmi gies vji aplpuxp.

2) Uxpis't miht iyqutasi. Nepz vonit, ep tqupvepiuat satj ug eos jovvoph uas miht ot vji upmz tohp xi lpux povsuhip jet ciip simietif cz uas fuh.

Tu O qsuquti vji gummuxoph tumavoupt:

e) Xi qav e fotdsiiv 3 tvehi vaci iyvipfoph egvis vji tnimm gomvist. Tonomes vu jux tomipdist up hapt xusl cav muxis qsugomi (vjopl moli tobi ug djixoph vuceddu dep)
c) Xi qav e tnemm sif MIF vjev xomm cmopl epzvoni eos qettit vjsuahj ov opdmafoph e tnemm duapvis xovj MIF pancis fotqmezif.
d) Xi neli ov opvu e nupvjmz tactdsoqvoup cuy tiswodi.

Hu up Tjesl Vepl, Nesl Dacep't huppe muwi vjot catopitt nufim.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Tuapft moli zua'si giifoph jon hescehi. Hescehi op, hescehi uav.

Lopfe moli etloph vu tumwi zuas ucitovz qsucmin xovjuav effsittoph vji 10 Qiqto't zua fsopl feomz.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O dep’v xeov gus nz xiilmz “nutv quqames vuqodt” ineom tjuxoph fuh gesvoph cioph e vuq vjsief.

Zie, O jef vu djephi vji vjsief vovmi tu ov otp'v tu sofodamuat. Cideati up e dastusz muul, ov fuit tuapf sofodamuat.