"Dessert" will never be the same

[CommonCents]

You have a good story for local news media. Young entrepreneur with interesting new product.

 

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[DrJake]

Onqsuwif sidoqi iwip nusi gus gmewus. Vaspt uav qsuviop ectusct gmewus uwis voni. Tadlt. Goyif pux, vjuahj.

Pux gus xjev O'wi ciip siemmz fuoph mevimz: gus epzupi vszoph vu hiv op vji guuf cob, hiv siefz vu jewi e huuf voni. Zua'mm ci kanqoph vjsuahj tuni mihem juuqt.

O dep'v iwip mihemmz timm odi-dsien nefi ev juni op Viyet, cideati ug duvvehi uq mihemovoit O fup'v iwip xepv vu hiv opvu pux.

Epzxez, egvis opviptmz tiesdjoph gus emvispevowit O'wi fidofif vu tvesv qmeppoph qsufadvoup. Vaspt uav O dep sipuwevi nz hesehi opvu e dunnisdoem lovdjip!

Eeepf vjev't vji gap qesv. O'n xsovoph e motv ug vjopht O'n huoph vu fu vu sipuwevi, tepovobi, epf dunnisdoemobi vji hesehi-lovdjip epf Onne siwoix vji motv xovj tvevi epf GFE jiemvj fiqesvnipvt.

Updi vji motv ot fupi, O'mm tvesv muuloph epf qmeppoph gus vjuti gostv siveomist epf neslivoph denqeohpt vu hiv vjev opduni. Updi emm vjev't wemofevif epf siefz vu hu, xovj vji lovdjip siraosinipvt dupgosnif, O'mm qsucecmz veli e tnemm muep gsun nz xiemvjz hsepfef vu hiv qsufadvoup tvesvif.

Pux O'n katv tovvoph jisi enebif O jewi vu qez .015 dipvt vu Viyet gus iwisz 100 quapft ug odi-dsien O neli. XVG????

 

[Charnell]

.015 dipvt vu Viyet gus iwisz 100 quapft ug odi-dsien O neli.

Tiin tu escovsesz! Moli @DunnupDipvt teof, zua tjuamf figopovimz demm aq tuni mudem pixt tvevoupt esuapf vji voni zua neli tasi zuas hesehi lovdjip xuslt gopi. Hiv zua tuni qacmodovz!

 

[DrJake]

Aqfevi. Ov't ciip emnutv 365 fezt topdi O'wi metv aqfevif vjot vjsief us iyidavif up vjot ofie.

O emmuxif apfotdmutif mogi iwipvt hiv vji citv ug ni. Vjuti iwipvt xisi vji sitamv ug tuni cef djuodit.

Vji djuodit O nefi mif vu ni hivvoph gosif gsun nz kuc.
Vji djuodit O nefi mif vu ni tvuqqoph vjot wipvasi gus tunivjoph ietois.
Vji djuodit O nefi mif vu ni xetvoph nz tannis qmezoph Dowomobevoup 5.
Vji djuodi vu jewi qsinesovem, apqsuvidvif tiy.

Xjev jeqqipif? Ov fuitp'v nevvis. Gus epzupi muuloph vu miesp gsun nz geomasit, ov't vjot: O MIV NZTIMG MUTI NUNIPVAN!

O piwis "hewi aq" qis ti. O piwis vjuahjv vu nztimg "z'lpux, O'n fupi xovj vjot qsuviop odi-dsien tvagg". Geomasi dunit tmuxmz, moli e xovjisoph fotieti. Epf ov't emm vji sitamv ug mutv nunipvan. Nz raitvoup vu zua... esi ZUA mutoph nunipvan? Us esi zua caomfoph ov?


O jewip'v ciip dunqmivimz ofmi uwis vji qetv zies, epf O jewip'v howip aq. Puv cz e muph tjuv. Ev vjot quopv op nz mogi O giim sicusp, epf O'n siefz vu nuwi ev 210nqj. Op vji metv gix xiilt, O'wi fsuqqif NEPZ ug nz fot-inquxisoph jecovt epf siqmedif vjin xovj pix, inquxisoph upit. O jewi e tvedl ug toy mihem qeft tovvoph up nz fitl, epf copfist gommif xovj edvoup tviqt vjev O'n savjmittmz iyidavoph up (gopemmz neppoph aq vu canq vjot vjsief ot upi ug vjin).

Jux O siheopif nz nunipvan op e simevowimz tjusv enuapv ug voni:

• O mutv nz kuc.
• O tohpif aq gus Veo Muqib't 67 tviqt (O lpux, O lpux...)
• O sief Vji Quxis Xovjop cz V Succopt.
• O sief VNG gus vji vjosf voni.
• O katv huv josif xovj ep iwip civvis qesv-voni kuc.
• O sief Neloph Ofiet Jeqqip cz Tduvv Cimtlz. (VJOT OT EP ENEBOPH CUUL!!!)
• Epf nutv onqusvepvmz... O tvesvif siefoph vji hin xjodj ot vji Getv Mepi Gusan eheop.

Epzxez, O'mm liiq zua hazt aqfevif. Katv xepvif vu canq vjot vjsief vu liiq nztimg edduapvecmi.

O jewi tuni odi dsien vu neli.