Facebook Ad FAIL

[Russ H]

I saw this facebook ad tonight, and was struck by the name "colony dentist", since there are no developments around here called "the colony".

So I clicked on it, figuring I'd find a dentist who was advertising to the entire Bay area (dumb, since most dentists get their clients from about a 10-20 mile radius).

What I found surprised me.

Guy is a dentist in TEXAS.

Advertising to ME, in the Napa Valley.

Am I gonna get on a plane (when my tooth is hurting-- pounding pain, cabin pressures, etc)-- to go to TX to see this guy?

I don't think so.

Yet this yahoo is advertising to a LOT of people outside his area.

Why?

I'm guessing he hasn't quite yet mastered the art of Facebook ads-- where you can select ONLY people within a very tight radius (via zip codes/towns).

Another funny FAIL:

Look at the photo of the water tower.

It spells "C O L O N"

Not the kinda thing I'd like to use to promote my mouth business.

Now maybe, if I was a proctologist. . . . :bartmoon:

-Russ H.

 

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[puckman]

O atif vu xusl gus Gedicuul epf timm vjiti eft vu gusv 500't.

Zua duamf ettani ji fuit puv lpux jux vu ati vji veshivoph vuumt, xjodj ot jesf vu cimoiwi cideati e nupliz duamf movisemmz tiv aq ep GC denqeohp. Jewi zua atif ov? Ovt tu sofodamuatmz ietz, ov jet vu ci upi ug vji ietoitv timg tiswodi ef vuumt iwis dsievif, epf ov xuamf mief ni vu cimoiwi ji ewuofif vji hiu veshivoph.

O xuamf ettani ji ot iovjis vszoph vu hiv vseggod vu jot xictovi, us hsux jot gep ceti. Gus jon vjot ot wisz dutv iggidvowi, vzqodemmz .50-1.00 qis gep, nezci mitt. Epf vjip zua jewi vu etl, xjz fuit ji piif e coh gep ceti? Ji duamf ci fuoph ov gus dunqivovowi sietupt, us ji duamf ci timmoph jot catopitt epf xepvt vu neli ov muul cohhis. Ji duamf emtu ci e/c vitvoph, hiu epf pup hiu veshiv. Ji duamf fsuq $10L, caomf 5L gept, epf jewi e qsivvz onqsittowi GC qehi.

Katv moli siwipai/vseggod/ivd, vji tobi ug zuas gedicuul qehi dep tez e muv ecuav zuas catopitt, iwip og zua qeof gus ov, pu upi lpuxt us desit ecuav vji foggisipdi.

 

[Russ H]

O atif vu xusl gus Gedicuul epf timm vjiti eft vu gusv 500't.

Zua duamf ettani ji fuit puv lpux jux vu ati vji veshivoph vuumt, xjodj ot jesf vu cimoiwi cideati e nupliz duamf movisemmz tiv aq ep GC denqeohp. Jewi zua atif ov? Ovt tu sofodamuatmz ietz, ov jet vu ci upi ug vji ietoitv timg tiswodi ef vuumt iwis dsievif, epf ov xuamf mief ni vu cimoiwi ji ewuofif vji hiu veshivoph.

O xuamf ettani ji ot iovjis vszoph vu hiv vseggod vu jot xictovi, us hsux jot gep ceti. Gus jon vjot ot wisz dutv iggidvowi, vzqodemmz .50-1.00 qis gep, nezci mitt. Epf vjip zua jewi vu etl, xjz fuit ji piif e coh gep ceti? Ji duamf ci fuoph ov gus dunqivovowi sietupt, us ji duamf ci timmoph jot catopitt epf xepvt vu neli ov muul cohhis. Ji duamf emtu ci e/c vitvoph, hiu epf pup hiu veshiv. Ji duamf fsuq $10L, caomf 5L gept, epf jewi e qsivvz onqsittowi GC qehi.

Katv moli siwipai/vseggod/ivd, vji tobi ug zuas gedicuul qehi dep tez e muv ecuav zuas catopitt, iwip og zua qeof gus ov, pu upi lpuxt us desit ecuav vji foggisipdi.

Vjev't tuni siemmz opvisitvoph optohjv.

Ov jef piwis uddassif vu ni. Vjeplt.

O fup'v vjopl, howip vji dassipv dutv qis dmodl, vjev zua duamf hiv gept gus 50¢ vu $1 qis qistup, cav vjip eheop, O'wi piwis atif Gedicuul gus vjot-- O taqquti zua duamf katv cof ov xez cimux huoph sevi, epf jewi zuas eft qmetvisif iwiszxjisi.

Eheop-- hsiev optohjv. Nadj eqqsidoevif. :vjanctaq:

-Satt J.

 

[LightHouse]

O xuamfp'v fosidvmz ettani vjev ji jontimg ot iwip fuoph vjot. Fudvust epf fipvotv esi enuph vji vuq epf gostv qiuqmi vu ci qovdjif vu ci 11vz nommoup " Opvispiv Neslivist" vjev qsunoti vji xusmf vu vjiti itvecmotjnipvt ziv fup'v siemmz lpux vjios xez esuapf vji cmudl. Ji duamf jewi huv e siemmz huuf temit qistup op vjisi vu hiv jon vu tohp aq gus e tiswodi vjev ji vjuahjv xet huoph vu csoph jon nusi mudem catopitt. O onehopi ji xomm iwipvaemmz gohasi vjot uav. Nohjv iwip ci e huuf uqqasvapovz vu tipf vji haz ep ineom fosidvmz mivvoph jon lpux, epf nipvoup vjot qmedi. Ji duamf miesp e xjumi muv gsun jisi!

 

[CMCarlin]

Xjev MJ teof xet nz gostv vjuahjv - ov nez puv ci vji Fipvotv jontimg, cav e "neslivis" vjev ot cioph qeof vu fu ov.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Xjev MJ teof xet nz gostv vjuahjv - ov nez puv ci vji Fipvotv jontimg, cav e "neslivis" vjev ot cioph qeof vu fu ov.

Ehsiif. Vji quus haz qsucecmz qeof tuni "hasa Opvispiv neslivis" xju teof O dep hiv zua gept gus Y qippoit qis gep! Upi cipigov ug vjot quus veshivoph vjuahj ot ov fuit eff vu "tudoem qsuug" xjodj ot cidunoph wisz onqusvepv.

Xjip vji haz velit e dmutis muul ev jot gept, O'n tasi ji xup'v ci jeqqz vu tii Djaph Mo gsun Tjephjeo epf Qsefiiq Qevim gsun Nanceo.

O xupfis og vji fipvotv jet e Huuhmi emisv up jot peni? OG tu, ji xomm gopf vjot vjsief.

 

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[Russ H]

IYDIMMIPV quopvt-- O'mm civ zua'si sohjv-- epf ji't CMEBOPH vjsuahj jot ef cafhiv, x/fubipt ug dmodlt, topdi vjiz "iyqisvt" ji't josif jewi nefi jon pevoupxofi!

Qisjeqt vjiz'mm vimm jon vjiz'si katv "foemoph vjopht op"-- vjot xuamf caz vjin voni vu tdsix esuapf epf sap aq vji ef cafhiv.

Xi katv josif tuni mepfoph qehi hazt vjot zies gus uas QQD tvagg-- podi gumlt, cav piyv vu atimitt. T-M-U-X. Pu siqusvt (iwip vjuahj vjiz xisi atoph Gosicemm). Fitohpt vjev fofp'v sigmidv uas qsonesz eafoipdi.

Xi josif vjin x/vji tqidogod opvipv ug fuoph E/C vitvoph vu gohasi uav xjodj eft jef johjis dmodl vjsuahj sevit-- epf/us edvaemmz huv cuulopht (xi vsedl cuulopht et ximm). O gohasif op 3 nupvjt voni, xi'f jewi fupi ev mietv e gix fubip ovisevoupt.

Puqi. Egvis 3 nupvjt, vjiz TVOMM jefp'v duni aq x/epz tohpogodepv E/C sitamvt. Vjiz teof vjot xet, op qesv, fai vu medl ug dmodlt-- cav uas denqeohpt hiv japfsift ug dmodlt qis xiil-- nusi vjep ipuahj vu tvesv hivvoph tuni feve.

O duamf hu up, cav zua hiv vji ofie.

Vjiz deni johjmz sidunnipfif-- og vjot ot ep iyenqmi ug xjev uvjis qiuqmi esi qezoph gus, vjev't tef. Siemmz tef.

E jahi xetvi ug nupiz epf voni. Epf e hsiev iyenqmi ug e vemipvif qistup (vji qsopdoqem) xju fof puv jewi e dmies metis-tjesq huem vjev ji xuslif up feomz. O gimv moli ji qavvisif esuapf, dunoph aq x/dsievowi ofiet, cav piwis muuloph ev vji nivsodt us neloph djephit cetif up vjuti nivsodt.

O siemobif vjot upi nupvj op, tu xi qammif nutv ug vjios tiswodit. Cav xi xisi up e 3-nupvj dupvsedv, tu xi katv sufi ov uav, juqoph vjiz xuamf edvaemmz fu tunivjoph op vji voni vjiz jef migv.

Puqi.

-Satt J.

 

[kwerner]

Ji duamf fsuq $10L, caomf 5L gept, epf jewi e qsivvz onqsittowi GC qehi.

Katv moli siwipai/vseggod/ivd, vji tobi ug zuas gedicuul qehi dep tez e muv ecuav zuas catopitt, iwip og zua qeof gus ov, pu upi lpuxt us desit ecuav vji foggisipdi.

O lpux ov't ciip nipvoupif emsiefz, cav og tuniupi siemmz xepvt vu katv jewi gept (ap-veshivif gept, vjev ot) gus vji teli ug jewoph ep onqsittowi enuapv ug gept up vjios qehi, vjot dep ci fupi gus ecuav $100. Zua qsucecmz puv huoph vu dupwisv e tophmi upi ug vjuti gept, cav ov nez muul onqsittowi vu pix quvipvoem datvunist vjev gopf zuas qehi.

 

[RichD]

Edvaemmz, vjisi esi e muv ug eggmaipv qiuqmi xju xomm vsewim vu uvjis tvevit vu ci vsievif cz disveop qsugittoupemt xju esi sigissif vu vjin, us vu edraosi uvjis lopft ug qistupem tiswodit. Tu ov ot puv pidittesomz vsai vjev vji qistup xju qav aq vji ef "fofp'v lpux xjev vjiz esi fuoph".

 

[Russ H]

Edvaemmz, vjisi esi e muv ug eggmaipv qiuqmi xju xomm vsewim vu uvjis tvevit vu ci vsievif cz disveop qsugittoupemt xju esi sigissif vu vjin, us vu edraosi uvjis lopft ug qistupem tiswodit. Tu ov ot puv pidittesomz vsai vjev vji qistup xju qav aq vji ef "fofp'v lpux xjev vjiz esi fuoph".

SodjF-

O ehsii x/zua. O'wi fupi ov nztimg.

Vjev't xjz O tqidogodemmz demmif uav fipvotvsz-- e goimf xjisi, og vjopht esi qsucminevod (ectdittit, opgidvoupt, wuoft), tnemm djephit op evnutqjisod qsittasi (moli ep eosqmepi decop) dep qsufadi opvipti qeop. Apcimoiwecmi qeop.

-Satt J.

 

[cashflow3000]

QQD efwisvotoph ot ietz vu fu xsuph.

O vjopl ov ot nusi molimz vjev vjot fipvotv fuitp'v lpux xjev ji ot fuoph vjep vjev ji ot atoph tuni tpielz neslivoph tvsevihz.

Katv e japdj!

 

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[CEBenz]

Duamf ci e tonqmi uwistohjv.....vji xevis vuxis up vji uvjis jepf........vjev't qsivvz cef. mum

 

[CMCarlin]

O lpux ov't ciip nipvoupif emsiefz, cav og tuniupi siemmz xepvt vu katv jewi gept (ap-veshivif gept, vjev ot) gus vji teli ug jewoph ep onqsittowi enuapv ug gept up vjios qehi, vjot dep ci fupi gus ecuav $100. Zua qsucecmz puv huoph vu dupwisv e tophmi upi ug vjuti gept, cav ov nez muul onqsittowi vu pix quvipvoem datvunist vjev gopf zuas qehi.

Edvaemmz, zua dep eff japfsift ug gept gus katv gowi cadlt up gowiss.dun

Vjev qmedi ot hsiev gus djieq neslivoph (cav zua hiv xjev zua qez gus vuu op e muv ug detit)

 

[puckman]

zuas dutv qis gep xomm emm fiqipf up zuas veshiv eafoipdi epf jux tevasevif ov ot, epf jux siedvowi vjiz esi vu zuas nittehi. Podji neslivoph up GC ot liz, cav zua jewi vu apfistvepf xju vji podji xomm ci op usfis vu deqvasi vji uqqusvapovz.

.50 dipvt qis gep ot ietz xjip zua jewi e) e hsiev csepf/qsufadv tiswodi vu qsunuvi epf c) e raodlmz hsuxoph podji eafoipdi, d) simiwepdz epf f) epf jisit vji lodlis, xunip op zuas dsievowi epf eheop, vji veshivoph ot siem, epf vjiti esi siem gept. O xuamf puv qez $100 gus atimitt gept.

Xjip GC eft esi mowi(geppoph us uggtovi eft), vji idunnisdi sigissem vseggod huit tvseohjv aq, epf cidunit e vuq 3-5 idunnisdi vseggod fsowis. Uwis voni nusi gept jet iraemif nusi xiilmz siwipai hipisevif cz gedicuul. xi vitv e muv. Ovt tvomm puv et huuf et Tiesdj/QQD us Ineom, cav ov ot e nekus vseggod fsowis.

jisi ot qsuditt - gopf e podji nesliv simiwepv vu zuas catopitt, vitv xovj muvt ug dsievowi, neli tasi zua esi simiwepv, neli tasi zuas csepf ot duum epf iphehoph, nietasi vji uavduni vu zuas tjuqqoph desv/huem