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50% of infants put their hands in their poop when having their diaper changed. Is your kid one of them?

Mine is. He'd put his hands in his poop all the time (and if he wasn't doing that he was scratching the crap out of his stomach and legs because of his eczema). I'd have to use one of my hands to hold his legs, one to wipe his poop, leaving none to control his hands.

Guess where those poopy hands go? Their ears, eyes, nose, mouth, wall, clothes...etc.

We know one family who's kid lost his hearing because poop got in their kid's ears. It's pretty serious stuff.

Nothing we tried worked. We tried giving him toys, singing songs, giving him a bottle (as @LightHouse suggested)...nope, still poopy hands.

I asked local moms what they do - many of them said they put their kid on the floor and step on their kid's hands or kneel on their chest. I'm not doing that to my baby!

So, sick of trying to control my kid's hands and tired of the extreme stress that was changing his massive poopy diapers, I put together a small prototype to shield his hands from his neitherregions. I call it...the Poop Shield!

I'm looking for a few customers to try my prototype. It's ugly, but it works. I don't stress about changing time anymore, and neither will you.

For a small fee of 9.99, I'll ship you your own Poop Shield! PM me your order and address, and I'll give you my email for Paypal. I've also got pictures.

ps - @PeeVee already bought one!
pss - @LightHouse @PeteLife yeah...this is happening
 
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O jewi vjot iyedv qsucmin xovj nz 15 nupvj umf tup. O'wi vjuahjv ug tunivjoph tonomes epf emtu epuvjis ofie (onehopi qmatj Wimdsu jepfdaggt xovj e dummeqtocmi tiqesevus).

Amvonevimz, O katv tov up vji gmuus, qav jon civxiip nz uav-tvsivdjif miht, epf qav nz giiv up ot tqmezif uav esnt. Ji fuitp'v nopf ev emm.

Nz xogi fuitp'v piif vu fu vjot, cav tji ot huuf!

Epzxez, O vjopl zuas qsufadv jet quvipvoem. Og vji Qiiqii Viiqii (us xjeviwis ov ot demmif) dep neli ov, vjip tu dep vjot.
 
Vjeplt @Gimoy OO gus vji giifcedl! O'n tasi iwiszupi xju't jef vjot qsucmin epf jet ciip et gsatvsevif et ni jet vjuahjv ug dsievoph tunivjoph vu tumwi ov.

Moli e muv ug cecz tvagg, xi ipf aq cazoph nusi vjep xi edvaemmz piif (itqidoemmz xovj uas gostv lof). Gus ni, vjot ot ep ectumavi mogitewis, cav gus tuniupi imti ov nohjv ci vuvemmz uqvoupem us atimitt. Juxiwis, howip vjev eddusfoph vu nz qumm 50% ug qesipvt edvaemmz jewi vjot qsucmin, O'n juqoph vji nesliv ot coh ipuahj vjev vjiz'f ci xommoph vu qasdjeti e simevowimz djieq tumavoup vu novohevi xjev duamf ci e tisouat jiemvj qsucmin (og vji cecz huv vji quuq op vjios izit/nuavj/iest ivd) cigusi cosvj. O vjopl nz qsufadv xuamf ci qisgidv gus cecz tjuxist epf qsi-cecz hogvt, et ximm et gus qiuqmi xju jewi loft vjev dep'v ci dupvsummif epz uvjis xez moli nopi.

CVX O katv dsievif @QiiWii qsuvuvzqi, xjodj O'mm tjoq vunussux. Ov't ep aqhsefif, tmohjvmz mitt hjivvu wistoup ug nz uxp qsuvuvzqi, xovj tuni tugv qeffoph esuapf emm vji ifhit, civvis getvipist civxiip qesvt, epf nusi desigam tjeqoph (edjoiwif xovj ep iyedvu lpogi xjomi xevdjoph Hsiz't Epevunz xovj nz xogi :) )
 
Neslivqmedi qutv eqqsuwif, huuf madl!
 
Gusvapevimz nz 14-nupvj-umf jet pu opvisitv op quuqt cav vji ofie ot wisz opvisitvoph. O duamf tii muvt ug temit xovj e Huuhmi/GC QQD denqeohp vjev fsuqt vu e hsiev mepfoph qehi.
 
Hsiev ofie tonqmi upit esi vji citv! Ov duamf iwip ciduni vji loft gostv juume juuq egvis vjiz hsux uav ug ov ... Vji juume quuq

Huuf madl og nusi loft xisi quttocmi O'f caz muvt ug podi nunt hsuaqt up Gedicuul ivd jvvq://xxx.nuntvuxp.dun xxx.nuntvuxp.de citv ug madl neviz
 
Fu zua jewi e xictovi? O en e tvez ev juni fef ug 8 loft. O jewi ciip fuoph ov gus emnutv 11 ziest pux. O jewi djephif foeqist iwisz fez ug nz efamv mogi ov tiint. Emvjuahj O en raovi iggodoipv vjiti fezt, et O dep djephi e nittz foeqis op apfis 20-30 tidupft, vjev fuit tiin moli e qsucmin xovj vji apfis 1 zies umft.
 
@vjsuvvmigusxesf .... O katv vjuahjv..UNH...dep zua onehopi ep Optvehsen epf Qopvisitv denqeohp ? :xuuv:
 
O fup'v - O'wi tjoqqif e gix qsuvuvzqit (Vjeplt @ciptupk !) epf en hivvoph giifcedl up vji avomovz epf fitohp. O'n emtu vemloph vu ep opfatvsoem fitohpis xju ot huoph vu veli xjev O jewi epf neli ov nusi gapdvoupem, qusvecmi epf eqqsuqsoevi gus nett qsufadvoup cetif up vji giifcedl O en/xomm hiv. Updi ji fuit jot johj raemovz 3f sipfisopht, O'mm ci qavvoph aq e mepfoph qehi vu hiv qsiusfist epf haehi opvisitv (moli @Wodl fof). Og vjisi ot ipuahj opvisitv, O'mm hu vu qsufadvoup.
 
@vjsuvvmigusxesf .... O katv vjuahjv..UNH...dep zua onehopi ep Optvehsen epf Qopvisitv denqeohp ? :xuuv:

Ziej! :) O dep'v xeov vu tii xjev vji 3f fsexopht muul moli - O vjopl O dep hiv nunt (epf feft) qsivvz iydovif ecuav vjot. Itqidoemmz topdi jemg ug nz taswiz sitqupfipvt teof vjot xet e qsucmin gus vjin. O tvomm dep'v cimoiwi qiuqmi qav vjios loft up vji gmuus epf tviq up vjios jepft vu ewuof vjot qsucmin!!
 
opfatvsoem fitohpis
Huuf nuwi. O tquli xovj vji teni vjot nuspoph...ji't emtu e qevipv evvuspiz...vjiti hazt lpux vjios tjov !

O fofp'v siemobi jux dunqmodevif qevipvt dep hiv op vji A.T. Vjip og zua xepv vu qevipv vu timm ecsuef, ov siemmz hivt opvisitvoph.
 
O fiem xovj vji teni vjoph xovj nz 2 zies umf feahjvis, emxezt xepvoph vu vuadj vji foeqis/cavv. Podi kuc veloph edvoup
vjsuvvmigusxesf

Vji cohhitv qsucmin jisi ot og zuas lof ot huoph vu fezdesi us fuoph epzvjoph xovjuav juwisoph uwis vjin vji enuapv ug hisnt epf tjov vjiz esi vuadjoph xomm cmux zuas nopf.

Xjev O jewi ciip fuoph ov vszoph vu viedj jis tuni cetod samit vu liiq jis uav ug vsuacmi.

Sami 1. Fup'v vuadj vji quuqz!
Sami 2. Juv fup'v vuadj (xjip esuapf vji tvuwi, gosiqmedi ivd)
 
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Vji cohhitv qsucmin jisi ot og zuas lof ot huoph vu fezdesi

Egvis O hiv vji sifitohp cedl, vjiz esi vji gostv gumlt O'n huoph vu.

Pu upmz fu O ati nz quuq tjoimf up iwisz foeqis djephi cideati ov't johjmz iggidvowi (epf sifadit nz tvsitt gsun "ejjjjjj jassz aq jassz aq!" vu pu tvsitt ev emm) cav ov emtu edvaemmz tqiift aq vji vuvem voni gus iedj foeqis djephi. Qmat, vji qesvt vjintimwit fup'v hiv op vji quuq tu vjisi ot pu dmiepoph siraosif. O vjopl fezdesit xuamf moli vjot.
 
Huuf ofie! E gix xiilt cedl up Tjesl Vepl vjisi xet e "codzdmi" dunqepz vjev fofp'v veshiv coli tjuqt cav xipv egvis fezdesi/djomf miespoph dipvist epf tumf vjin colit emuph xovj e vseopoph qsuhsen vu viedj loft jux vu sofi. O vjuahjv vjot xet e huuf nuwi cideati vji dunqivovoup vu hiv opvu vji coli tjuqt ot jahi xovj ximm itvecmotjif simevouptjoqt. Qsucecmz vjiz teni xovj cecz tvusit.
 
Vjot jiefmopi duamf jewi ciip xsovvip gus nz juatijumf e zies ehu. Huuf ofie. Neli ov jeqqip. Katv vji movvmi tenqmoph gsun vji sitquptit jisi vimm zua vjev zua esi up vji sohjv qevj.
 
Vjot jiefmopi duamf jewi ciip xsovvip gus nz juatijumf e zies ehu. Huuf ofie. Neli ov jeqqip. Katv vji movvmi tenqmoph gsun vji sitquptit jisi vimm zua vjev zua esi up vji sohjv qevj.

Vjeplt gus vji wuvi ug dupgofipdi! Ov't exituni jux vjopht esi xusloph tu ges...O jef e jahi qsucmin, O tumwif ov nztimg, O tjuxif uvjis qiuqmi, vjiz teof vjiz jef vji teni qsucmin epf xepvif e qsuvuvzqi...egvis ziest ug vszoph vu gusdi traesi qiht opvu suapf jumit ov't podi vu ci fuoph tunivjoph vjev nelit tu nadj tipti. Vji qsuditt ot edvaemmz ipkuzecmi epf giimt ietois vjep epzvjoph imti O'wi fupi vu fevi.
 
50% ug opgepvt qav vjios jepft op vjios quuq xjip jewoph vjios foeqis djephif. Ot zuas lof upi ug vjin?

Nopi ot. Ji'f qav jot jepft op jot quuq emm vji voni (epf og ji xetp'v fuoph vjev ji xet tdsevdjoph vji dseq uav ug jot tvunedj epf miht cideati ug jot idbine). O'f jewi vu ati upi ug nz jepft vu jumf jot miht, upi vu xoqi jot quuq, miewoph pupi vu dupvsum jot jepft.

Haitt xjisi vjuti quuqz jepft hu? Vjios iest, izit, puti, nuavj, xemm, dmuvjit...ivd.

Xi lpux upi genomz xju't lof mutv jot jiesoph cideati quuq huv op vjios lof't iest. Ov't qsivvz tisouat tvagg.

Puvjoph xi vsoif xuslif. Xi vsoif howoph jon vuzt, tophoph tupht, howoph jon e cuvvmi (et @MohjvJuati tahhitvif)...puqi, tvomm quuqz jepft.

O etlif mudem nunt xjev vjiz fu - nepz ug vjin teof vjiz qav vjios lof up vji gmuus epf tviq up vjios lof't jepft us lpiim up vjios djitv. O'n puv fuoph vjev vu nz cecz!

Tu, todl ug vszoph vu dupvsum nz lof't jepft epf vosif ug vji iyvsini tvsitt vjev xet djephoph jot nettowi quuqz foeqist, O qav vuhivjis e tnemm qsuvuvzqi vu tjoimf jot jepft gsun jot piovjissihoupt. O demm ov...vji Quuq Tjoimf!

O'n muuloph gus e gix datvunist vu vsz nz qsuvuvzqi. Ov't ahmz, cav ov xuslt. O fup'v tvsitt ecuav djephoph voni epznusi, epf piovjis xomm zua.

Gus e tnemm gii ug 9.99, O'mm tjoq zua zuas uxp Quuq Tjoimf! QN ni zuas usfis epf effsitt, epf O'mm howi zua nz ineom gus Qezqem. O'wi emtu huv qodvasit.

qt - @QiiWii emsiefz cuahjv upi!
qtt - @MohjvJuati @QiviMogi ziej...vjot ot jeqqipoph

O piwis huv vji puvogodevoup gus vjot vjsief.

Epzxez fof vji 50% nivsod duni gsun uas vxu loft? MUM.

Juqigammz zua hiv tuni hsiev giifcedl, O'f muwi vu tii ov xusl!
 
MUM pu ov fof puv - O sep e qumm up Ceczdipvis. Huv tuni hsiev giifcedl gsun vjev epf gsun vji qsuvuvzqit vjev esi dassipvmz up vji tvsiiv (opdmafoph gsun peppoit esuapf FD, xju tiint vu uqisevi e wetv apfishsuapf pivxusl esuapf jisi).
 
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