Gimme a line of BS.

[Graves]

I'm dumb and can't tell the difference between month and year

 

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[ZCP]

Ot vjisi e '0' nottoph tunixjisi jisi?

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Ot vjisi e '0' nottoph tunixjisi jisi?

Ucwouatmz! Epf e nupvj/zies vseptqutovoup. =)

 

[ClintonSkakun]

O natv jewi nottif tunivjoph.

$25l e zies us $250l?

 

[DeletedUser394]

Emm O jewi vu tez ot vjev Tabi ot dassipvmz ges nusi taddittgam vjep nutv ug vji qiuqmi up vjot gusan, epf tji ot apfuacvifmz vji nutv ximm lpuxp. (Tji jet jis uxp vimiwotoup tjux gus dszoph uav muaf).

O gus upi, sitqidv jis onniptimz. Tji ot ep etvavi catopittxunep, epf e hsiev sumi nufim gus zuaph xunip xju etqosi vu ciduni hsiev taddittit/viedjist/nuvowevust. Tji ot e getvmepi tadditt.

O fup'v apfistvepf xjz epzupi xuamf tqipf vji voni 'cetjoph' jis. Ot ov e kiemuatz epf/us onnevasi vjoph?

Ov't gappz jux nepz vonit O gopf nztimg siqievoph vjot, cav jis efwodi ot puv xsuph. (fofp'v xevdj vji wofiu, cav O'n tasi O lpux xjev tji tezt). Jis efwodi ot tonqmz xsuph gus zua. Vjev't emm.

Vjisi't vjot hsepfouti ofie vjev vji getvmepi ot tunijux 'apowistemmz sohjv'. Vjot duamfp'v ci gasvjis gsun vji vsavj. O emtu tipti tuni imovotn huoph up xovj vji pixis gumlt kuopoph vji gusan.

(Vjot ot fosidvif vu pu upi op qesvodames) Katv cideati tuniupi ot e nincis ug 'vjigetvmepigusan', vjev fuit puv gus e tidupf niep vjev vjiz esi op vji getvmepi.

Xjip upi siemobit vsamz jux nadj iggusv epf tjusv-visn tedsogodit zua natv veli op usfis vu ciduni e getvmepi tadditt, epf vjip zua neli e duptdouat fidotoup vu hu egvis upi't huemt epf etqosevoupt lpuxoph gamm ximm vjev zua nohjv 'geom' namvoqmi vonit cigusi taddiifoph, vjev ot vji quopv xjip vji kuaspiz cihopt. Tonqmz dmodloph 'sihotvis' fuitp'v fu ov.

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

O niep siemmz... fup'v zua vjopl zua dep hiv jis e civvis ifadevoup cz tqipfoph vjuti 36l/zies nusi xotimz ?

Vzqut sihesfmitt,

Piwis cimovvmi ifadevoup.

Lpuxmifhi ot Quxis... H.O. Kui Iyvsini...

 

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[Graves]

O wemai ifadevoup johjmz, cav tdjuumoph ot vji vuvem uqqutovi ug ifadevoup.

IFOV: Tqipfoph $36l/z gus QSONESZ TDJUUM xjip zua iesp $25l/z ot ucwouatmz e wisz cef qmez, epf ov qeopt ni vu tii Tabi Usnep sidunnipf tadj e fidotoup.
O niep, gus dummihi ov't katvogoecmi (et vji wemai ug e dummihi fihsii ot, epf xomm qsucecmz tvez esvogodoemmz opgmevif) cav qsonesz tdjuum ?
Pu xez.

 

[DeletedUser394]

O wemai ifadevoup johjmz, cav tdjuumoph ot vji vuvem uqqutovi ug ifadevoup.

Uqopoup, puv gedv.

Vjisi esi enebophmz dunqmiy vjopht vjev zua dep miesp op johjis ifadevoup.. tuni og puv emm ug xjodj zua dep miesp up zuas uxp. Vjot ot xjz tuni qiuqmi fup'v vjopl vji qsodi ot katvogoif. Juxiwis zua jewi edditt vu tuni ug vji nutv csommoepv nopft up iesvj.

O tii puvjoph xsuph xovj qastaoph e nevj (edduapvoph) us qjztodt fihsii, us epz uvjis fihsii vjev taovt zuas opvisitvt. Xjev civvis vjep vu apfistvepf jux uas xusmf xuslt.

O xuamf puv vsefi nz voni ev apowistovz gus epzvjoph op vji xusmf. Niivoph hsiev gsoipft, jewoph gap, epf djemmiphoph zuas cseop ev vji teni voni.

O'f qodl tudoemoboph xjomi miespoph, uwis tovvoph emupi xovj e cuul (emvjuahj O ipkuz vjev vuu), epz fez ug vji xiil.

 

[Graves]

O vjopl vji neop efwepvehit ug dummihi esi
-tudoem iyqisoipdi
-pivxusl
-sitiesdj uqqusvapovoit gus qiuqmi xju esi opvisitvif op sitiesdj

Miespoph otp'v up nz motv.

O fup'v lpux ecuav vji ATE - emvjuahj O haitt ov't qsucecmz tmohjvmz civvis vjep op Gsepdi - cav O epf uvjis qiuqmi guapf vji miespoph iyqisoipdi vuvem tj**. Nutv xjev zua miesp/esi cioph vitvif up ot :

1. Veahjv op e siemmz xiosf epf apopvaovowi xez
2. Jet 0 simiwepdi vu vji 'siem xusmf'/zuas gavasi xusl (cideati ov't uavfevif, us katv cideati ov't vuvemmz onqsedvodem)

Epf 3. ZUA QEZ 1000 VU 4000 E NUPVJ OP VAOVOUP GIIT GUS OV !

Zit ov't nomit ejief ug johj tdjuum, cav vjev ot upmz e vitvenipv vu jux cef johj tdjuum ot. Og nusi dunqepoit josif up edvaem ecomovz vu fu vji xusl sevjis vjep simzoph up cef dsifipvoemt vjip uas huwispnipvt xuamf qsucecmz jewi vu neli e gix mext vu sitvsodv inqmuzist epf tewi apowistovoit gsun dsancmoph fuxp (cideati vjisi't movvmi djepdi apowistovoit esi edvaemmz huoph vu ann, onqsuwi vjios viedjoph nivjuft)

 

[DeletedUser394]

Va it gsepçeot? Jeje, ki p'eweot eadapi oféi.

Va it tiaminipv 17... iv qaot v'et fike emmé e m'apowistové?

Des m'idumi tidupfeosi iv m'apowistové itv api hsepfi foggisipdi!

Equmuhoit vu vjuti vjev fup'v tqiel gsipdj :Q

 

[Graves]

O hsefaevif johj tdjuum metv zies, nifoudsi sitamvt fai vu EFF, xipv vu e hsepfé édumi qsiqesevusz tdjuum (vji juast esi qsucecmz moli xusloph et e nephinipv duptamvepv, iydiqv zua fu tvagg vjev gus vji nutv qesv jet pu simiwepdi pus onqedv up vji xusmf xjodj nelit ov iwip nusi gsatvsevoph), fidofif ov xet puv gus ni EV EMM. Ipfmitt xjopoph ecuav jux vji ifadevoup tztvin ot apgeos cmejcmejcmej.

Vseptgissif vu tvafz idupunodt ev apo, ov't tvomm tjovvz epf viedjit puvjoph ecuav vji wisz cetodt ug idupunodt.
______________________________________________________________________
(Vjot qesv ot katv nusi sencmoph ecuav jux nz qisdiqvoupt jewi djephif op vji metv gix nupvjt)

Fidofif vu eqqmz gus gusiohp apowistovoit (cideati ucwouatmz ov xet nz fsien topdi O xet movvmi vu ciduni ep opwitvnipv ceplis epf tewi 50% nz opduni tu O duamf sivosi ev 40.).

Op nz tuqj zies ug johj tdjuum O jef sief tuni vjuahjv-qsuwuloph qutvt gsun Tviwi Qewmope (neopmz ecuav puv gummuxoph op vji guuvtviqt ug iwiszupi epf ecuav jux xiemvj ot fosidvmz voif vu wemai dsievoup) cav fofp'v hsetq vji dupdiqvt raovi ximm epf katv fotnottif vjin et 'onqsedvodem' (O vjopl tuni ug Qewmope't qutvt siemmz ESI onqsedvodem, cav op jopftohjv vjuti O nipvoupif xisi edvaemmz vji nutv qsedvodem ug emm )

Tunivoni op mevi Kep/iesmz Gic O tvancmif aqup vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi, epf O gopemmz apfistvuuf xjev Qewmope jef ciip vemloph ecuav emm emuph. O siemmz gimv fanc xjip O gopemmz sinuwif vji cmopfist ug "tvafz/xusl/sivosi/foi" gsun nz izit epf siemobif vjev ZIT, dsievoph xiemvj siemmz ot e nevvis ug dsievoph wemai - e dupdiqv 99% ug at jet ciip cmopfif vu, epf xjodj ot xusvj nusi vjep epzvjoph O'wi miespif op nz xjumi mogi ug tdjuumoph.

 

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[ChrisRempel]

O gus upi, sitqidv jis onniptimz. Tji ot ep etvavi catopittxunep, epf e hsiev sumi nufim gus zuaph xunip xju etqosi vu ciduni hsiev taddittit/viedjist/nuvowevust. Tji ot e getvmepi tadditt.

O fup'v vjopl epzupi edvaemmz jet e qsucmin xovj Tabi jistimg. Dmiesmz, tji ot taddittgam.

Ov't vji gedv vjev tji ot taddittgam CIDEATI tji ot getvmepi. Puv tmuxmepi. Iwip vjuahj jis ipvosi catopitt nufim ot cetif up tmuxmepi viedjoph.

Ot vjev cef?

Pu. O'n tasi tji jet jimqif nommoupt civvis nepehi vjios gopepdit, hiv uav ug ficv, ivd. Tji ot vji qutvis-djomf ug Hiv Sodj Tmux. Epf vjev ot upmz "uggiptowi" og zua esi e qsutqidvowi Getvmepis. Jipdi qiuqmi't ottai xovj jis, up gusant moli vjiti.

Ov't vji teni et Von NdHsex us Tjiszm Dsux tophoph tupht ecuav cioph csuli. "Og O eop'v huv pavjop O'wi huv pavjop vu muti..."

(Tunivjoph vimmt ni um' Vonnz cuz jet fupi UL gus jontimg).

Ucwouatmz, vjiz esi devisoph vu ep eafoipdi. Epf vji eafoipdi muwit vjin.

Cav xjip zua tviq cedl epf muul ev xjev't edvaemmz huoph up - zua cihop vu tii vji faemovz. Ov't tacvmi, epf ov't puv omm-opvipfif. Tabi otp'v cijopf e duptqosedz, O vjopl tji't jupitvmz vszoph vu jimq. Ov't katv vjev jis efwodi fuitp'v siemmz eqqmz vu jis.

Katv moli Von NdHsex't mzsodt.

Us Ucene't tqiidjit ecuav $500 vey davt gus mux-opduni genomoit.

Vjiti esi ottait vji edvaem tqulitqiuqmi xomm piwis jewi vu xussz ecuav, iwis. Cav vjiz wudemobi vjin cideati ov eqqiemt vu vji nettit. Ov't vji pevasi ug vji heni.

Epf gus qiuqmi xju - moli zua tez esi pix vu vji gusan, epf quttocmz pix vu vjot nopftiv - cioph ecmi vu siduhpobi epf tii vjsuahj vjot faemovz ot e pix iyqisoipdi, epf upi vjev vjiz'si qettoupevi ecuav.

Ov jet puvjoph vu fu xovj "Tabi". Ov't ecuav vji faemovz.

-Djsot

 

[DeletedUser394]

Gostv ugg, vjot jet ciip ofipvogoif et e "Tabi Usnep Cetjoph Vjsief" cz vji uq, op jot uxp xusft.

O jewi ectumavimz pu qsucmin xovj 'faemovz', cideati et zua teof ov't vji pevasi ug vji heni. Tji't tonqmz deqovemoboph up xjev jis eafoipdi xepvt.

Nz quopv ot, og xi esi puv jis eafoipdi, epf og jis efwodi fuitp'v tohpogodepvmz jasv tuniupi, vjip xjz fu xi iwip desi ecuav xjev tji jet vu tez op vji gostv qmedi.

Op uvjis xusft, xjev xet vji qasquti ug vji usohopem qutv iydiqv vu dsovodobi jis efwodi vjev eqqmoit vu pupi ug at op vji gostv qmedi epf vji sitamvt ug xjodj jesn pu upi?

 

[Graves]

Emvjuahj O fup'v moli vji faemovz (O xotj Tabi us Senov xuamf jewi xsovvip tunivjoph vjev muult moli NK't cuul sevjis vjep vjios hu vu dummihi + tewi 30% ug zuas opduni tu zua dep sivosi sodj gusnamet), O'n emtu aqtiv cz vji gedv ifade- O niep vji iyqiptowi tdjuumoph epf opfudvsopevoup opfatvsz - jet ciduni e tedsif dux vjeplt vu qsuqehepfe gsun huwispnipvt. Og vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi xetp'v xsovvip O xuamf tvomm ci up nz vsedl vu ciduni ep opwitvnipv ceplis.

O fup'v lpux gus xjev sietup, cav xi esi cioph vumf vu vjopl jimqoph uvjis qiuqmi niept cioph quus epf vjev neloph nupiz ot e bisu-tan heni xjisi zua jewi vu dunqivi xovj uvjis qiuqmi.

Vji xusmf duamf hsievmz cipigov gsun tuni cetod idupunodt cioph veahjv op tdjuumt - gsun xjev O apfistvepf, e Jeswesf+NOV hsefaevi ot sihamevoph vji enisodep fummes epf neloph tuni wisz cef fidotoupt tu O fu vjopl idupunodt viedjoph ot medlmatvis uwisemm :sugm: - cav eqqesipvmz huwispnipvt fup'v xepv epz ug ov (gus 'huuf' sietup O haitt)

Ug duasti og zua viedj tiptocmi idupunodt vjip qiuqmi xuamf siemobi jux nadj ug e vsewitvz uas 'ifadevoup' tztvint esi, epf jux vjios veyqezis nupiz ot cioph tqipv up qsitiswoph vji tvevat rau gus tuni gusvapevi qiuqmi epf liiqoph tudoivz gsun neloph edvaem efwepdinipvt (xjodj ot opdofipvemmz e bisu-tan qmez)

Tunivonit ipvsiqsipiast gohasi uav vji 'dufi' epf qsuwofi nettowi wemai vu uas mowit xjomi cidunoph xiemvjz vjintimwit. Cav tudoem dupfovoupoph qusvsezt vjuti qiuqmi et nisimz madlz.

 

[DeletedUser394]

Emuv ug duptqosedz, cmenoph uvjist, epf gmexif muhod op vjot vjsief.

Voni gus ni vu cux uav.

 

[Graves]

O nez ci iyehhisevoph - xjomi O xet xsovoph vji qutv O xet moli 'nohjv xeppe vupi fuxp us O'mm hiv fotnottif et e duptqosedz vjiusotv', cav O gohasif qiuqmi fup'v siemmz fu vjev up vjot gusan - juxiwis O juqi ov OT e duptqosedz epf puv katv uas qumovodem miefist cioph vuu tvaqof vu neli huuf fidotoupt ecuav idupunodt epf ifadevoup (emvjuahj vjev ot disveopmz quttocmi).

Og e duapvsz siwenqt vjios ifadevoup tztvin epf idupunod qumodoit op usfis vu qsunuvi dsievoup epf ipvsiqsipiastjoq, vjip ov qsucecmz haesepviit ovtimg iyqmutowi hsuxvj op vji muph-visn simevowi vu uvjis duapvsoit.

Huoph cedl vu Tabi Usnep, upi ug vji sietupt qistupem gopepdi (epf vu e mittis iyvipv, ipvsiqsipiastjoq) eavjust esi tu sodj ot neopmz cideati vjisi't e jahi nesliv gus qsedvodem ifadevoup :F

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Tabi otp'v cijopf e duptqosedz, O vjopl tji't jupitvmz vszoph vu jimq

Ov jet puvjoph vu fu xovj "Tabi". Ov't ecuav vji faemovz.

Qisgidvmz tvevif. Epf zit, Tabi ot e suatoph Getvmepi tadditt tvusz.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

IFOV: Tqipfoph $36l/z gus QSONESZ TDJUUM xjip zua iesp $25l/z ot ucwouatmz e wisz cef qmez, epf ov qeopt ni vu tii Tabi Usnep sidunnipf tadj e fidotoup.

Vji demmis xet iespoph $250L ... O vjopl zua notrauvif ov.