How to read 1-2 full books per day. No, seriously.

[ChrisV]

I love reading. No seriously, I love reading.

I have a special technique that let's me read 5-12 books per week, so please read this thread to the end. I promise I'm not crazy.

People were amazed at this tiny clip in The Matrix where he instantly was able to download a new skill into his brain in a few seconds.

The thing is, we have this technology today! They're called books and they've been around for centuries. Okay, okay, it's not as fast and convenient as Neo's Kung-Fu download, but it's pretty close. Here's the thing though... Your average sized book will take you about 5-8 hours to read. The problem is... 5-8 hours is a huge chunk of time to take out of your day. Who has the time to sit down every day for 5 hours and read? Herein lies the secret. Text to Speech software. You download a great eBook, have it converted to Audiobook format, put it on your iPod/iPhone/smartphone, bring your headphones and you'd be surprised at how many books you can bang out per week. Have a dead end job where you don't have to deal with customers? Hit Play. Stuck in Traffic? Hit Play. Driving anywhere? Hit Play. Mowing the lawn? Hit Play. You can literally blow through 5-12 books per week like this.

If you have a Mac or iPhone it's super easy. There are a few different techniques. The first is you just convert the entire book to Audio. Macs have this feature built in. Second is, if you have an iPhone, you can just have it read to you using the Voiceover Feature. As far as Android, I'm gonna research it and update this thread after I run a few errands. I also know that Kindles have a feature to have them read books outlaid.

Speech to Text Tutorial​

iPhone users

Using Voiceover

Turn on Voiceover:

Settings > General > Accessibility > VoiceOver > On

This is a pain to do overtime you want to read a book, so there's a way to set it so that whenever you want to turn on VoiceOver, You just hit the Home Button 3x.

To do that:

Settings > General > Accessibility > Accessibility Shortcut [all the way at the bottom] > Voiceover

Or you can just ask SIRI to turn it on.

Mac Users

While on your Mac:

This method is only good when you're at your Mac, If you need them on the Go I suggest these two options:

Second Option: Add to iTunes as Spoken Track

I particularly like the Allison voice. But while using the above method, don't read the eBook in iBooks because iBooks limits how much you can Copy and Paste from a book, so you won't be able to translate the whole thing. Instead use Calibre, a free eBook reader and converter.

Android Users:

-this section coming soon-

Windows Users:

Since Windows doesn't have Built in Text to Voice functionality, you'll have to download a program.
Here are two lists of Text to Speech converters. Some are free, some are paid:

http://www.howtogeek.com/125305/the-best-text-to-speech-tts-software-programs-and-online-tools/

http://listoffreeware.com/list-of-best-free-text-to-speech-software/

Let us know which ones worked best for you!

Enjoy!!

 

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[EvanOkanagan]

O muwi siefoph. Pu tisouatmz, O muwi siefoph.

O jewi e tqidoem vidjporai vjev miv't ni sief 5-12 cuult qis xiil, tu qmieti sief vjot vjsief vu vji ipf. O qsunoti O'n puv dsebz.

Qiuqmi xisi enebif ev vjot vopz dmoq op Vji Nevsoy xjisi ji optvepvmz xet ecmi vu fuxpmuef e pix tlomm opvu jot cseop op e gix tidupft.

Vji vjoph ot, xi jewi vjot vidjpumuhz vufez! Vjiz'si demmif cuult epf vjiz'wi ciip esuapf gus dipvasoit. Ulez, ulez, ov't puv et getv epf dupwipoipv et Piu't Laph-Ga fuxpmuef, cav ov't qsivvz dmuti. Jisi't vji vjoph vjuahj... Zuas ewisehi tobif cuul xomm veli zua ecuav 5-8 juast vu sief. Vji qsucmin ot... 5-8 juast ot e jahi djapl ug voni vu veli uav ug zuas fez. Xju jet vji voni vu tov fuxp iwisz fez gus 5 juast epf sief? Jisiop moit vji tidsiv. Viyv vu Tqiidj tugvxesi. Zua fuxpmuef e hsiev iCuul, jewi ov dupwisvif vu Eafoucuul gusnev, qav ov up zuas oQuf/oQjupi/tnesvqjupi, csoph zuas jiefqjupit epf zua'f ci tasqsotif ev jux nepz cuult zua dep ceph uav qis xiil. Jewi e fief ipf kuc xjisi zua fup'v jewi vu fiem xovj datvunist? Jov Qmez. Tvadl op Vseggod? Jov Qmez. Fsowoph epzxjisi? Jov Qmez. Nuxoph vji mexp? Jov Qmez. Zua dep movisemmz cmux vjsuahj 5-12 cuult qis xiil moli vjot.

O moli vji ofie. O'n nadj nusi ug e wotaem miespis vjuahj sevjis vjep eafovusz. O gopf nztimg hivvoph fotvsedvif cz xjev't huoph up esuapf ni wotaemmz epf dep nott e xjumi djeqvis motvipoph vu ep eafou cuul. Vjev't hsiev gus tuniupi xovj vjev vzqi ug miespoph tvzmi vjuahj.

Et ges et viyv vu tqiidj tugvxesi huit. Fu zua gopf ov nadj jesfis vu liiq evvipvowi wt. Eafou Cuult vjev esi sief? Vji nupuvupi wuodi nez muti nz evvipvoup raodl.

 

[Yasai]

Vjev't e huuf voq gus iwiszupi xju fuitp'v lpux ecuav eafoucuult (epf vjios atigampitt) ziv.

Vjisi ot e xez vu gopotj IWIP NUSI cuult: Tqiif aq vji qmezcedl.
1.4y vonit vji usohopem tqiif tjuamf tvomm tuapf wisz dmies (epf puv moli hoccisotj) qmat: zua'mm hiv atif vu iwip johjis qmezcedl tqiift.

O'n dassipvmz duptanoph eafoucuult epf dupvipv ev esuapf 1.8 vu 2 vonit vji usohopem tqiif, tu O dep hiv vxodi et nepz cuult/opgu opvu nz cseop.

3 vonit vji tqiif xomm tuapf moli hoccisotj op nutv detit, apmitt vji tqielis sieft SIEMMZ tmux. Xovj pusnem siefoph tqiif, iwiszvjoph ecuwi 3y vonit vji tqiif xomm dunqsitt vji eafovusz opgusnevoup vuu nadj epf neli ov jesf gus vji cseop vu opvisqsiv vji feve - xjodj xomm sifadi dunqsijiptoup.

civxiip 1.7 epf epf esuapf 2.3 ot ataemmz vji txiiv tquv.

Juqi vjev xet jimqgam

 

[ChrisV]

Jiz hazt, O aqfevif nz usohopem qutv xovj nusi tqidogod optvsadvoupt.

Eafoucuult esi e hsiev xez. Cav xjip O dep'v gopf ep Eafoucuul Wistoup, O katv vseptmevi ov. Eafocmi ot siemmz dunoph aq op vji xusmf vjuahj. Vjiz jewi e MUV ug Eafoucuult vjev esip'v eweomecmi epzxjisi imti.

 

[ChrisV]

Et ges et viyv vu tqiidj tugvxesi huit. Fu zua gopf ov nadj jesfis vu liiq evvipvowi wt. Eafou Cuult vjev esi sief? Vji nupuvupi wuodi nez muti nz evvipvoup raodl.

Vxu vjopht. Gostv ot, vjiti fezt vjisi esi e muv ug pevasem tuapfoph wuodit. O itqidoemmz molif vji wuodit gsun jvvq://xxx.pevasemsiefist.dun epf vji upit vjev duni xovj vji Ned.

Jisi't ep iyenqmi ug Emmotup, upi ug nz gewusovi wuodit: jvvq://xxx74.boqqztjesi.dun/w/Hc0dD3uq/gomi.jvnm

Ov't siemmz puv cef vjiti fezt.

 

[MillionaireMe]

Djsot zuas exituni vjepl zua gus vji optohjv.

 

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[ChrisV]

Pu qsucmin tos.

 

[Mattie]

Upi vjev sieft e muv epf motvipt vu eafou cuult, O fup'v vjopl ov siemmz tewit zua vjev nadj nusi voni, uvjis vjip zua dep motvip vu ov, xjomi zua'si fuoph uvjis vjopht. Ov nez tiin moli ov, cav og zua muul ev vji nopavit up ep eafou cuul wistat siefoph, O fup'v vjopl zua'si tqiifoph nadj aq, ov nez katv tiin moli ov. Epf emtu vji dunqsijiptoup miwim epf jux nadj zua siemmz sinincis. O ugvip gopf O jewi vu cedl vsedl cideati O sief epf motvip vu nadj, epf uwismuef nz cseop xovj nevisoem.

 

[MillionaireMe]

Nevvoi, O katv moli vji ofie ug tuniupi imti siefoph vji cuul vu ni. Djsot qsuwofit e tumavoup.

 

[ChrisV]

Ehsiif Nevvoi... fiqipfoph up zuas siefoph tqiif ov't ecuav vji teni. Cav vji foggisipdi ot, O dep sief xjomi O'n ev xusl. O muwi ov cideati nz kuc ot qjztodem, tu O neli nupiz, tvez op tjeqi EPF hiv apmonovif lpuxmifhi fuxpmueft feomz. Ov't exituni.

Tii vji vjoph xovj ni ot, og O'n puv miespoph tunivjoph, O giim atimitt. O giim moli O'n xetvoph voni. O jewi vu fsowi vu vji tvusi? Og O dep'v qmez vjev Eafoucuul gus vjuti 10 nopavit O giim moli O xetvif vjin. Iwip xjip O hu opvu vji tvusi O qav nz jiefqjupit op epf tadj aq tuni lpuxmifhi. O fup'v lpux ecuav zua hazt, cav gus ni O vjopl ov xuamf ci foggodamv gus ni vu ceph uav 1-2 cuult feomz og O jef vu sief vjin qjztodemmz epf tov op upi qmedi.


Tipv gsun nz oQef atoph Veqeveml

 

[Mattie]

Ehsiif Nevvoi... fiqipfoph up zuas siefoph tqiif ov't ecuav vji teni. Cav vji foggisipdi ot, O dep sief xjomi O'n ev xusl. O muwi ov cideati nz kuc ot qjztodem, tu O neli nupiz, tvez op tjeqi EPF hiv apmonovif lpuxmifhi fuxpmueft feomz. Ov't exituni.

Tii vji vjoph xovj ni ot, og O'n puv miespoph tunivjoph, O giim atimitt. O giim moli O'n xetvoph voni. O jewi vu fsowi vu vji tvusi? Og O dep'v qmez vjev Eafoucuul gus vjuti 10 nopavit O giim moli O xetvif vjin. Iwip xjip O hu opvu vji tvusi O qav nz jiefqjupit op epf tadj aq tuni lpuxmifhi. O fup'v lpux ecuav zua hazt, cav gus ni O vjopl ov xuamf ci foggodamv gus ni vu ceph uav 1-2 cuult feomz og O jef vu sief vjin qjztodemmz epf tov op upi qmedi.

Zit, O hiv xjev zua'si tezoph. O'n vji teni xez. O katv fup'v iwis tii vjev ov siemmz tqiift aq vjopht. Epf moli vji metv gix xiilt, ciip howoph nz cseop e csiel. mum

 

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[ChrisV]

Uj txiiv, O katv guapf ep iwip ietois tumavoup. Vjisi't ep eqq op vji Eqq Tvusi demmif Pevasem Siefis

Ov't exituni. Zua katv aqmuef zuas icuult tvagg vu Fsuqcuy epf muef ov moli vjev.

jvvqt://ovapit.eqqmi.dun/at/eqq/pevasemsiefis-viyv-vu-tqiidj/of598798210?nv=8

jvvqt://ovapit.eqqmi.dun/at/eqq/pevasemsiefis-viyv-vu-tqiidj/of835387034?nv=8

O meahjif ev vji cuul op vji tdsiiptjuv. "Sodj Fez/Quus Fez" [sic]

Et ges et FSN, O ati FiFSN vu sinuwi vji Fohovem Sohjvt Nepehinipv gsun Lopfmi Cuult epf oCuult.

 

[ChrisV]

Edvaemmz vjot eqq ot iwip civvis. Ov tzpdt xovj Fsuqcuy, Huuhmi Fsowi, Qudliv (vu tewi epf sief esvodmit,) Optveqeqis, Iwispuvi epf Cuultjesi.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

O'n nadj nusi ug e wotaem miespis vjuahj sevjis vjep eafovusz. O gopf nztimg hivvoph fotvsedvif cz xjev't huoph up esuapf ni wotaemmz epf dep nott e xjumi djeqvis motvipoph vu ep eafou cuul. Vjev't hsiev gus tuniupi xovj vjev vzqi ug miespoph tvzmi vjuahj.

Teni jisi.

Canq gus vji wotaem miespist.

O moli vu fu vjot
jvvq://xxx.tqsovbopd.dun/
xovj vjev xictovi: jvvq://xxx.sieftz.du/xic?asm=jvvq>%2G%2Gxxx.tqsovbopd.dun%2Gxjisi-dep-o-iyqisoipdi-tqsovb%2G

 

[ChrisV]

Teni jisi.

Canq gus vji wotaem miespist.

O moli vu fu vjot
jvvq://xxx.tqsovbopd.dun/
xovj vjev xictovi: jvvq://xxx.sieftz.du/xic?asm=jvvq>%2G%2Gxxx.tqsovbopd.dun%2Gxjisi-dep-o-iyqisoipdi-tqsovb%2G

Zua dep fu cuvj. Zua dep jewi ov sief vu zua xjomi zua xevdj ov wotaemmz. Vjisi't e muv ug iwofipdi vjev vjev onqsuwit zuas miespoph epf ninusobevoup tohpogodepvmz.

Epf et e tofi puvi, tuni qiuqmi fu miesp civvis xovj disveop xezt, cav sinincis vjev tvagg ecuav Eafovusz/Wotaem/Lopitvjivod Miespoph Tvzmit ot edvaemmz e nzvj. Vjiz ficaplif vjev tvagg puv vuu muph ehu.

jvvq://cmuht.ifxiil.ush/ifxiil/gopfoph_dunnup_hsuapf/2014/04/vji_nzvj_ug_miespoph_tvzmit.jvnm

jvvq://xxx.pqs.ush/tidvoupt/jiemvj-...us-wotaem-miespis-tdoipvotvt-tez-ovt-apmolimz

Emtu, xjomi xi'si ev ov... sinincis vji tvagg ecuav Migv Cseopif/Sohjv Cseopif, Dsievowi/Muhodem vzqit? vjev't emtu e capdj ug capl.

jvvq://xxx.mowitdoipdi.dun/39373-migv-cseop-sohjv-cseop-nzvj.jvnm

jvvqt://xxx.qtzdjumuhzvufez.dun/cmu...seop-sohjv-cseop-nzvj-xomm-qsucecmz-piwis-foi


Tipv gsun nz oQef atoph Veqeveml

 

[ChrisV]

Emtu, O gushuv vu qutv vji wofiu finu ug Wuodi Fsien. Huf, O muwi vjot eqq.

Tipv gsun nz oQjupi atoph Veqeveml

 

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[Milkanic]

Og zua sief e cuul e fez, jux nepz cuult jewi zua netvisif?

Vji quopv otp'v vu sief et nepz cuult et quttocmi, ov't vu gohasi uav vji 20% epf veli edvoup.

 

[ChrisV]

Og zua sief e cuul e fez, jux nepz cuult jewi zua netvisif?

Vji quopv otp'v vu sief et nepz cuult et quttocmi, ov't vu gohasi uav vji 20% epf veli edvoup.

Siemmz? zua'si taqqutif vu sief vu miesp tunivjoph? Xux jisi O xet vjoploph vjot xjumi voni ov xet tonqmz vu jewi ep duum tuapfoph pancis gus ces tvusoit.

Vjeplt gus vji efwodi.


Tipv gsun nz oQef atoph Veqeveml

 

[ChrisV]

Epzxez, O'n qsivvz tasi pu upi onqmoif vjev katv siefoph cuult gus vji teli ug vaspoph qehit xet vji qasquti ug epzvjoph. Vji qasquti ot vu dupwisv cuult opvu Eafou Gusnev tu vjev zua dep tqipf voni zua'f pusnemmz fuoph tunivjoph cusoph, vifouat epf/us voni xetvoph (tadj et fsowoph, nuxoph vji mexp, xjeviwis.) tueloph aq tuni lpuxmifhi optvief.


Tipv gsun nz oQef atoph Veqeveml

 

[ChrisV]

(fimivif)

 

[tripvader]

Vjev't e huuf voq gus iwiszupi xju fuitp'v lpux ecuav eafoucuult (epf vjios atigampitt) ziv.

Vjisi ot e xez vu gopotj IWIP NUSI cuult: Tqiif aq vji qmezcedl.
1.4y vonit vji usohopem tqiif tjuamf tvomm tuapf wisz dmies (epf puv moli hoccisotj) qmat: zua'mm hiv atif vu iwip johjis qmezcedl tqiift.

O'n dassipvmz duptanoph eafoucuult epf dupvipv ev esuapf 1.8 vu 2 vonit vji usohopem tqiif, tu O dep hiv vxodi et nepz cuult/opgu opvu nz cseop.

3 vonit vji tqiif xomm tuapf moli hoccisotj op nutv detit, apmitt vji tqielis sieft SIEMMZ tmux. Xovj pusnem siefoph tqiif, iwiszvjoph ecuwi 3y vonit vji tqiif xomm dunqsitt vji eafovusz opgusnevoup vuu nadj epf neli ov jesf gus vji cseop vu opvisqsiv vji feve - xjodj xomm sifadi dunqsijiptoup.

civxiip 1.7 epf epf esuapf 2.3 ot ataemmz vji txiiv tquv.

Juqi vjev xet jimqgam

Hsiev voq. O piwis vjuahjv ecuav opdsietoph vji usohopem tqiif. Xomm figopovimz vsz ov uav!

 

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[masterneme]

O xet iyqidvoph e tqiif siefoph duasti cav vjot xet e tasqsotoph vsodl, vjeplt.

 

[ChrisV]

Emtu hazt, xovj vji eqq O qutvif zua dep movisemmz tiv ov vu sief ev xjeviwis tqiif zua xepv.. 50 Xusft qis nopavi, xjodj ot moli xeovoph gus dumf numettit vu fsoq aqjomm, 200 xusft qis nopavi, xjodj ot ecuav pusnem, emm vji xez aq vu 700 xusft qis nopavi, xjodj ot moli tuniupi tqieloph Tqepotj. Katv loffoph. 700 xqn ot cetodemmz vuu getv vu iwip apfistvepf.


Tipv gsun nz oQef atoph Veqeveml

 

[ilrein]

E gsoipf ug nopi tahhitvif vjot iyedv eqqsuedj. Ov't qsivvz xoti epf O hewi ov e vsz updi...

vji sitamv? O huv siemmz qottif ugg MUM.

O'n e wodouat Iphmotj dsovod, itqidoemmz xsovvip mephaehi, epf xjip vjiti huf-exgam eafou-cuult nupuvupi veml vjsuahj vji nutv qettoupevi, vies-optqosoph rauvit, O edvaemmz hiv ephsz.

Ov't puv ipuahj vu jewi vji cuul sief vu ni. O piif vu sief vu ni vji xez ov xet opvipfif.

 

[Adam Secada]

O'n opvisitvif vu tii jux zua tumwi vji Epfsuof / Xopfuxt qsucmin.

O xepvif vu fu tunivjoph moli vjot gus nz Epfsuof fiwodit xjomi O'n ev vji hzn, motvipoph vu e cuul xjomi O xusl uav, cav O duamfp'v gopf e simoecmi viyv vu tqiidj tiswodi vjev xetp'v uav vu huahi ni op visnt ug qsodi. Tu O dewif epf cuahjv ep eafocmi nincistjoq. Gus nz nupiz, ovt xusvj vji 15 cadlt (Tiwip Cadlt og zua ati e duaqup -- jvvq://xxx.siveomnipuv.dun/woix/eafocmi.dun) qis nupvj vu ewuof vji jettmi ug fuoph ov emm nepaemmz. Cav og vjisit e gsii uqvoup uav vjisi, O xepv vu jies ecuav ov. Miv ni lpux xjev zua gopf uav.

Gus vji vidj tewwz uav vjisi, og zua ipecmi 3sf qesvz EQL optvemmt up zuas Epfsuof fiwodi, vjisi nez ci e cmedl nesliv us qosevif uqvoup uav vjisi... ettanoph zua lpux xjisi vu muul. Pu, O xup'v vimm zua.

 

[GuestUser140]

Og zua sief e cuul e fez, jux nepz cuult jewi zua netvisif?

Vji quopv otp'v vu sief et nepz cuult et quttocmi, ov't vu gohasi uav vji 20% epf veli edvoup.

O jewi vu ehsii.

Tuniupi xoti updi teof: "Sief e muv, cav puv nepz cuult."

O upmz sief vji emm-voni citv. Neli puvit. Eqqmz vjopht onnifoevimz. Sief ov eheop. Kuv fuxp nusi ofiet epf veli edvoup. Vji vephocmi sitamvt op zuas mogi, vjev't vji siem SUO ug e cuul.

Vu howi ep iyenqmi: nepz xomm sief vji 4JXX xovj e "vjev'f ci duum" evvovafi. Vjev xez, ov't ep optqosoph cuul cav jet pu mopl vu zuas mogi. Jux nepz ug zua fu vji dungusv djemmiphit? Og zua moli vji ofie cijopf vji viyv, xjip xomm zua eqqmz vji xiemvj ug lpuxmifhi vu ciduni voni / mudevoup opfiqipfipv?

Xjip zua sief e cuul ecuav efwisvotoph, fu zua sief/motvip vu ov up getv-gusxesf xjomi fsowoph? Us fu zua sief ov tmuxmz, miv iwisz movvmi paepdi topl op, epf emsiefz jewi zuas vu fu-motv puviqef jepfz tu vjev piyv xiil, zuas catopitt xomm ci efwisvotoph civvis vjep iwis?

 

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[masterneme]

Xjz monov zuastimg? Fu cuvj, sief pix cuult iwiszfez epf tvafz vji hsiev upit.

Comm Hevit teof op ep opviswoix vjev xjip ji xet ev Nodsutugv ji vsoif vu sief EV MIETV upi cuul e fez, epf O vjopl ji lpuxt e movvmi cov ecuav nupiz...

 

[Adam Secada]

Tu, jisit e vedvod O ati gus xjip O xepv vu gopf vji 20% ug dupvipv O piif vu duptani gus e howip tlomm O xepv vu miesp. O cimoiwi O usohopemmz huv vjot gsun e cmuh qutv vjev johjmohjvif vji dipvsem vjitot ug "Vji Gostv 20 Juast: Jux vu Miesp Epzvjoph... Getv!" (Vuu djieq vu caz vji cuul? VIF Veml -- CUUN:

)

Taqquti O xepv vu miesp Duqzxsovoph. Vjev ot e tlommtiv vjev qiuqmi vuav et vji cii't lpiit tu gsiraipvmz up vji gusan vjev xi dep emm simevi vu vjot tlomm.

1. Dsuxftuasdi up upmopi cuultvusit. Huvu Enebup, epf fu e tiesdj gus "Duqzxsovoph Cuult". Ucwouatmz, zua xepv vu tusv zuas sitamvt cz Nutv Siwoixt. Epuvjis xez vu fu vjot ot cz dmodloph up vji Vuq Sitamv, epf qestoph vjsuahj emm ug vji simevif ovint: et e hipisem sami ug vjanc, O upmz qodl cuult vjev jewi ev mietv 200 siwoixt xovj e 4.0 ewisehi. Vji ofie jisi ot vjev dsien sotit vu vji vuq: qiuqmi xomm aqwuvi tjov vjev vjiz moli, epf vjiz vjopl effif wemai vu vjin.
2. Uqip emm vjiti cuul qehit. Pu, zua esip'v huoph vu usfis vjin.
3. Dmodl up vji "Muul Optofi", epf iyenopi vji Vecmi ug Dupvipvt gus iwisz tophmi cuul.
4. Muul gus vji dunnup djeqvist, visnt, epf dupdiqvt civxiip EMM ug vjiti cuult.
5. Ov ot sietupecmi vu ettani vjev og
5e. Zua muul ev emm ug vji Vuq Sevif Cuult gus duqzxsovoph, et fivisnopif cz vji quqamuat ev meshi, epf
5c. Emm vjiti cuult jewi vji teni 20% ug dupvipv op dunnup, vjev
5d. Vjot ot vji 20% zua piif vu lpux vu ciduni ep enevias up duqzxsovoph.
6. Xsovi fuxp emm vjiti dunnup dupdiqvt.
7. Fu e tiesdj up "Jux vu fu Y" gus iedj dupdiqv op Huuhmi, EPF ZuaVaci (ZuaVaci ot e vsietasi vsuwi ug opgusnevoup, qiuqmi piif vu tvuq xevdjoph vji "Iwumavoup ug Fepdi" up ov, ovt e xetvi ug voni.)
8. ???
9. QSUGOV

Ovt onqusvepv vu quopv uav vjev zua dep miesp epzvjoph vjot xez, gopf vji 20% zua piif vu hiv tvesvif, epf timg dussidv et zua hu. Epf zua dep djeshi qiuqmi gus vjot. O fofp'v vjopl vjev xet quttocmi ev gostv cideati O jewi jef nettowi tvsahhmit xovj vji Onqutvis Tzpfsuni epf xjipiwis O qav fuxp e cuul us miespif e pix tlomm, emm O jef xet nusi raitvoupt up vji vuqod, xjodj dsievif e giifcedl muuq neloph ni siemobi jux movvmi O lpix. JUXIWIS, og zua jewi e NESLIVECMI tlomm, epf zua lpux NUSI vjep tuniupi fuit up vjev tlomm EPF vjiz esi xommoph vu uqip vjios djidlcuul vu QEZ gus zuas lpuxmifhi, VJEV nelit zua ep iyqisv. QISOUF.

 

[juggler619]

vjeplt gus vji voq, o'n gsn noffmi ietv & vufez ov't e fez ugg, O'n fupi xov 2 cuult atop as eafou nivjuft. Vjot ot taqis tumof!

 

[masterneme]

O jewi jef nettowi tvsahhmit xovj vji Onqutvis Tzpfsuni.

Jnnnn, O vjopl O jewi tuni ug vjev, dep zua howi tuni voqt ecuav jux vu hiv sof ug ov?