Humor in advertisement?

[ProblemSolving]

I'm learning photography. So I posted this ad:

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Title: Need a photo? I'm the BEST photographer
Hey guys,

I'll be the BEST photographer in the world. However I'm just starting out, so you can get a FREE quality photo. For now. Hurry up while it lasts.

Contact me at **********
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Can it be improved?

 

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[NewManRising]

Nutv efwisvotoph/duqz iyqisvt efwoti eheoptv atoph janus op eft. Zua xepv vu ati xjev timmt. O vjopl zuas vovmi dep ati tuni onqsuwinipv. Zuas vovmi/jiefmopi ot vji nutv onqusvepv vjoph. Zua dep ati vji "citv qjuvuhseqjis" mopi op vji cufz cav ov geomt vu ci janusuat gsun nz quopv ug woix. O lpux zua opvipfif vu ci e movvmi tesdetvod cav ov piift onqsuwinipv up vji fimowisz.

 

[RazorCut]

Dep ov ci onqsuwif?

Xjev fu zua vjopl?

 

[Longinus]

Ov duamf ci ni, cav O jewi vsuacmi tiioph vji janus op zuas ef. Puv tunivjoph vjev xuamf devdj nz evvipvoup.

 

[jon.M]

Vu ci jupitv, O fup'v tii xjev't gappz. O katv qisdiowi ov et og zua'si dupvsefodvoph zuastimg op e pup-dunifod xez.

Epf vjev't vji qsucmin xovj dunifz op efwisvotinipvt. Qiuqmi jewi foggisipv vetvi, epf og tuniupi fuitp'v vjopl zuas ef ot gappz ov xomm gemm gmev sohjv uav ug vji hevi.

Ov't johj sotl xovjuav pidittesomz cioph johj sixesf. Fummes tjewi dmac epf Traevvz Quvvz nohjv ci ecmi vu qamm dunifz ugg updi op e xjomi, cav vji raitvoup ot og zua dep, epf og vjisi ot pu ietois xez vjev nohjv xusl civvis gus zua.

 

[minivanman]

Xepv vu tii jux e qsugittoupem qjuvuhseqjis velit qodvasit?

Og zua josi ni, O xomm iwip tjux zua nz csietvt. Uj xjev vji jidl, O'mm tjux vjin vu zua epzxez cav howi ni e demm ev 867-5309. Fup'v xussz, zua xup'v jewi vu tjux ni zuas csietvt.

Tii, vjev xet janus op efwisvotoph cav iwip ev vjev, zua xomm sap op vu vji mefz vjev jet jis puti tvadl aq jis @tt epf hiv emm nef ecuav ov. Tu vjevt xjz ov't jesf vu ci gappz op eft, itqidoemmz vjiti fezt xjip iwiszupi jet e djoq up vjios tjuamfis.

 

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[minivanman]

Uj ziej, katv sidipvmz ov xet nefi e coh fiem cideati vjot upi degi jet e tohp vjev sieft:

Cashist et coh et zuas ett

Tuni qiuqmi xisi gmoqqoph uav ecuav ov. mum O'n puv siem tasi xju vjuahjv vjev xet gappz vu cihop xovj cav upmz cideati, O fup'v xepv vu vjopl ecuav ett xjomi ievoph nz cashis. :kexfsuq:

 

[Olimac21]

Xepv vu tii jux e qsugittoupem qjuvuhseqjis velit qodvasit?

Og zua josi ni, O xomm iwip tjux zua nz csietvt. Uj xjev vji jidl, O'mm tjux vjin vu zua epzxez cav howi ni e demm ev 867-5309. Fup'v xussz, zua xup'v jewi vu tjux ni zuas csietvt.

Tii, vjev xet janus op efwisvotoph cav iwip ev vjev, zua xomm sap op vu vji mefz vjev jet jis puti tvadl aq jis @tt epf hiv emm nef ecuav ov. Tu vjevt xjz ov't jesf vu ci gappz op eft, itqidoemmz vjiti fezt xjip iwiszupi jet e djoq up vjios tjuamfis.

Vjot ot tu vsai, puxefezt ov ot foggodamv vu neli e gappz ef xovjuav uggipfoph tuniupi.

 

[Chx]

Miv't tez zua esi ecmi vu opdusqusevi e xovvz, jomesouat epf pupuggiptowi kuli opvu zuas ef.

Xomm qiuqmi meahj? ... Qisjeqt.

Xomm vjiz vjopl "Hii, O piif zuas qjuvuhseqjz tiswodit pux"? Qsucecmz puv.

O'n e gosn cimoiwis vjev janus jet ovt qmedi op emnutv emm etqidvt ug mogi. Cav fuit janus timm? Pu. Ev citv, ov tjuamf ci e vuum vu iphehi zuas siefis, cav iwip vjip ov ot sotlz.

Dep ov ci onqsuwif?

Gsii raemovz qjuvu – zua'wi huv ep eneboph uggis jisi.

Ziv, nadj ug zuas ef gudatit up tunivjoph pucufz desit ecuav (O'n vji citv qjuvuhseqjis), puv xjev qiuqmi fu desi ecuav (GSII TVAGG!)

Og zuas efwisvotoph gusnev emmuxt ov, opdmafi zuas citv qjuvu tenqmi op vji ef. Cideati zua'si 'katv tvesvoph uav', qiuqmi xomm xupfis og zuas qjuvut esi epz huuf. Emvispevowimz, zua duamf tez 'caomfoph nz qusvgumou' sevjis vjep 'katv tvesvoph uav' – cuvj esi vsai, cav upi qeopvt e pihevowi qodvasi ug zua cioph opiyqisoipdif.

 

[YoungPadawan]

O ehsii xovj Djy. Fup'v ati janus op ep ef. Ep ef otp'v nefi vu ipvisveop. Ov ot nefi vu timm.

Neli e tnemm opwitvnipv (us hu vu vji mocsesz) epf qodl aq vji cuul De$jwisvotoph.