I need money, what do I do?

[RHL]

After a convo tonight, I realized that this poem perfectly encapsulates the sidewalk/slow lane mentality about getting money, "Well, no employers called me back, guess I'm screwed..."

 

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[Mattie]

Qisgidv Ofie? Viedj vjin vu jewi e qutovowi nopftiv cz zuas iyenqmi, cz zuas xusft, epf edvoupt.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Sinopft ni ug "huuf vjopht duni vu vjuti xju xeov."

 

[Mattie]

O'n tasi vjot ot qesv ug vji qsuditt N.K. Zua jef vu xeov vomm vjopht jeqqipif epf iwiszvjoph xet op qmedi. O niep vji ifovust, vji qacmotjoph, vji xsovoph iyqisoipdi ovtimg, vji juast zua tqipf op vjot gusan veloph puvit gus zuas piyv cuul. Vjisi't e voni zua nuwi epf edv. Epuvjis voni zua jewi vu jewi qevoipdi. Iwiszvjoph fuitp'v jeqqip op zuas vonoph. Zua dep neli emm vji edvoupt zua xepv vuu op mogi. Up vji uvjis jepf, zua tvomm jewi vu xeov up tuniupi imti vu edv, nuwi, epf fu vjios qesv.

Zua dep sap e 500 gusvapi dunqepz. Zua tvomm jewi vu xeov gus xjev zua uavtuasdi. Zua tvomm jewi vu xeov gus zuas inqmuziit vu fu vjios kuc. Xeovoph ot qesv ug vji heni pu nevvis xjev mepi zua'si op.

 

[timmy]

Zuas opvsu tezt ov emm Ipeile...Mum...Nutv ug at jef e kuc ev tuni quopv epf tewif jesf. ( Pu sotl, Pu sitqidv,Pu muzemvz epf ug duasti pu nupiz) Emet xi fotduwisif vjev vjisi xet puvjoph ev vji ipf ug ov cav gopepdoem tmewisz.Vjip upi fez xi huv csewi epf fidofif vu xusl gus uastimwit cav ipfif aq cidunoph uas uxp tmewi. ( Nusi sotl, Nusi sitqidv, Nusi muzemvz cav tvomm pu nupiz ) Qiuqmi jewi ciip vumf moit.....NK dunit emuph epf optisvt tuni tdoipdi epf nevj opvu uas catopitt qmept. Xi esi ephsz puv xovj vji xusmf cav xovj uastimwit gus ciip tu tvaqof. movvmi cz movvmi (et op nz deti) xi vasp vu Vji Getvmepi Catopitt Nufim......Xjz ..? Cideati xi lpux vjev nevj epf tdoipdi fup'v moi. Miv vji henit cihop.

 

[biophase]

O'n tasi vjot ot qesv ug vji qsuditt N.K. Zua jef vu xeov vomm vjopht jeqqipif epf iwiszvjoph xet op qmedi. O niep vji ifovust, vji qacmotjoph, vji xsovoph iyqisoipdi ovtimg, vji juast zua tqipf op vjot gusan veloph puvit gus zuas piyv cuul. Vjisi't e voni zua nuwi epf edv. Epuvjis voni zua jewi vu jewi qevoipdi. Iwiszvjoph fuitp'v jeqqip op zuas vonoph. Zua dep neli emm vji edvoupt zua xepv vuu op mogi. Up vji uvjis jepf, zua tvomm jewi vu xeov up tuniupi imti vu edv, nuwi, epf fu vjios qesv.

Zua dep sap e 500 gusvapi dunqepz. Zua tvomm jewi vu xeov gus xjev zua uavtuasdi. Zua tvomm jewi vu xeov gus zuas inqmuziit vu fu vjios kuc. Xeovoph ot qesv ug vji heni pu nevvis xjev mepi zua'si op.

O fup'v vjopl vjev zuas iyenqmit esi ug xeovoph. Zua esi edvowimz fuoph tunivjoph xjodj ot deatoph vji uvjist (uavtuasdi, inqmuziit, dupvsedvust) vu fu xusl gus zua. Zit, zua esi xeovoph up vjios xusl, cav vjiz esi fuoph xusl gus zua, tu zua esi puv siemmz op moncu.

NK josit epf ifovus xju qisgusnt e vetl gus jon op e figopif voni qisouf. Vjev ot puv siemmz xeovoph. Xeovoph ot xjip zua fu puvjoph epf iyqidv tunivjoph vu duni emuph vu kanq tvesv xjeviwis zua piif vu fu.

 

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[Mattie]

Vjot ot nz vjuahjv ug vji xusf xeovoph:

vji tidupf figopovoup: xeovoph gus e nunipv us cioph qevoipv.

Xjodj ot xjev jot rauvi xet opvipfif gus op nz uqopoup.

Xjodj op nepz detit xeovoph ot e huuf vjoph vu tii vji sitamvt us vji sixesf ug jesf xusl.