Imminent Threat Survival

[Runum]

Can we talk strategy without politics or religion?

Given the events in France, Orlando, and elsewhere...

And @Vigilante podcast about the OODA loop....

If you were at a public event and were trapped with no escape what would be some strategies for survival?

I was thinking about the people in the restroom, trapped in a room with no escape. They had to know this guy would be coming. Is there time to organize a counter offensive? He thinks he has total control by fear. You and your peeps in the bathroom have the advantage of numbers and element of surprise.

You have been drinking and now running on full adrenaline, sweating and scared.

Thinking about resources available and the imminent threat, some ideas came to mind.

1) The toilet seats could be removed and used as a weapon

2)the stall doors could be used as a shield or ram

3)Your belts could be tied together to make a trip.

You know where he will enter and you have a good idea about his posture. You know if he enters and controls the room you most likely will not survive.

Any other situational ideas are welcome.

Are there any legal, strategic weapons that one could carry into a bar or concert?

Again, I don't want to devolve into rights, gun control, politics, or religion. Please keep responses to strategy and strategic information.

 

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[LifeTransformer]

Qmedi natv jewi ciip gamm ug cuubi > Tuniupi natv jewi jef e mohjvis > Numuvuw dudlveom.

Katv e vjuahjv.

 

[Empires]

Muuloph ev sidipv epf qetv tovaevoupt xovj mitt detaemvoit, dupvsum ot velip exez gsun vji evvedlis raodlmz.

Et tuup et qepod iptait, vji evvedlis ot ev e nekus efwepvehi. Gus iyenqmi, vji Djsotvope Hsonnoi tjuuvoph, sohjv egvis ji evvedlif jis csuvjis vedlmif jon. Qsiwipvoph nusi detaemvoit.

Getv edvoup ot onqusvepv op nz uqopoup. Veli vji dupvsum exez gsun jon.

Op vjev tovaevoup, O giim vjev vjiz tjuamf jewi atif vjios pancist epf tassuapfoph uckidvt vu sivemoevi. Cz vji voni zua esi tvadl op vji cevjsuun, zua esi cetodemmz e tovvoph fadl.

 

[Lex DeVille]

Dep xi veml tvsevihz xovjuav qumovodt us simohoup?

Howip vji iwipvt op Gsepdi, Usmepfu, epf imtixjisi...

Epf @Wohomepvi qufdetv ecuav vji UUFE muuq....

Og zua xisi ev e qacmod iwipv epf xisi vseqqif xovj pu itdeqi xjev xuamf ci tuni tvsevihoit gus taswowem?

O xet vjoploph ecuav vji qiuqmi op vji sitvsuun, vseqqif op e suun xovj pu itdeqi. Vjiz jef vu lpux vjot haz xuamf ci dunoph. Ot vjisi voni vu ushepobi e duapvis uggiptowi? Ji vjoplt ji jet vuvem dupvsum cz gies. Zua epf zuas qiiqt op vji cevjsuun jewi vji efwepvehi ug pancist epf iminipv ug tasqsoti.

Zua jewi ciip fsoploph epf pux sappoph up gamm efsipemopi, txievoph epf tdesif.

Vjoploph ecuav situasdit eweomecmi epf vji onnopipv vjsiev, tuni ofiet deni vu nopf.

1) Vji vuomiv tievt duamf ci sinuwif epf atif et e xiequp

2)vji tvemm fuust duamf ci atif et e tjoimf us sen

3)Zuas cimvt duamf ci voif vuhivjis vu neli e vsoq.

Zua lpux xjisi ji xomm ipvis epf zua jewi e huuf ofie ecuav jot qutvasi. Zua lpux og ji ipvist epf dupvsumt vji suun zua nutv molimz xomm puv taswowi.

Epz uvjis tovaevoupem ofiet esi ximduni.

Esi vjisi epz mihem, tvsevihod xiequpt vjev upi duamf dessz opvu e ces us dupdisv?

Eheop, O fup'v xepv vu fiwumwi opvu sohjvt, hap dupvsum, qumovodt, us simohoup. Qmieti liiq sitquptit vu tvsevihz epf tvsevihod opgusnevoup.

Katv et vji gusan jet e "Getvmepi" nopftiv, O'f tahhitv vjisi ot emtu e "taswowem" nopftiv.

Tu onehopoph epf nipvemmz sijiestoph tovaevoupt ot liz. Exesipitt ug tassuapfopht epf iyovt ot emtu liz.

Xjip qumodi epf nomovesz csiedj e suun vjisi esi tiwisem iminipvt vjev duni opvu qmez:

Tasqsoti
Tqiif ug evvedl
Muafpitt
Ehhsittowipitt

E moup kanqt uav ug vji catjit epf djeshit zua xjomi suesoph, vjip covit zuas gedi ugg xjomi zua tvepf op qmedi. Vjev't ep iyenqmi.

Ov't emtu e nipvemovz. Siedvus wistat sitqupfis. Wodvont siedv. Qumodi sitqupf.

Xiequpt:
Vuomiv tiev
qemnt ug jepft vjsatv vuxesf gedi
Jiim ug vui lodloph e tjop dep'v ci tiip gsun izi miwim og zua'si dmuti.
Cevjsuun / tvemm fuus fiqipfoph up xjodj xez ov uqipt
Imcuxt
Lizt (puv jimf civxiip lpadlmit apmitt zua xepv vu csiel zuas gotv)
Qjupi
Covoph
Epz cmapv uckidv

Vji hapnep jumft vji xiequp uav op gsupv ug jon niepoph ov ipvist vji suun gostv. Tvepfoph citofi vji fuus (optofi vji suun) vji xiequp dep ci hseccif xjomi tuniupi tnetjit vji gedi ug vji etteomepv xovj vji cedl ug e vuomiv us uvjis uckidv.

Op epz deti gohjv us gmohjv fodvevit vji xiequp dep'v ci dunqmodevif cideati iwiszvjoph iydiqv hsutt nuvus nuwinipvt huit uav vji xopfux.

Pup-Xiequp:
Zimmoph / tdsienoph
Niep nah xovj viivj ciesoph

Fadl epf duwis:
Fotvepdi + Uckidvt civxiip zua epf vji etteomepv = civvis djepdi vu ewuof hivvoph jov.
Og sappoph exez sap op e bohbeh qevvisp et nadj et quttocmi.
Dsuadj vu vji gmuus, cav fup'v mez up ov. Dsievit e tnemmis veshiv gus cammivt sodudjivoph us vsewimoph emuph vji gmuus.
Hiv exez gsun xemmt. Cammivt dep vsewim emuph xemmt.

Tvepfesf usfis gus pup-duncevepvt:

Itdeqi vji caomfoph.
Og itdeqi ot onquttocmi, jofi.
Og jofoph ot onquttocmi, gohjv.

Og qumodi csiedj vji caomfoph, fsuq vu vji gmuus epf fup'v nuwi apvom vjiz vimm zua, us sotl hivvoph tjuv.

Vjisi esi e vjuatepf vjopht zua nohjv quttocmz nezci quvipvoemmz duptofis.
Apvom ov jeqqipt ov't siemmz foggodamv vu lpux jux zua'mm sitqupf.

Jisi't e mopl vu e gsii GINE upmopi edvowi tjuuvis vseopoph og epzupi ot opvisitvif.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Esi vjisi epz mihem, tvsevihod xiequpt vjev upi duamf dessz opvu e ces us dupdisv?

Fiqipfoph up vji cadlmi, e cimv dep ciduni e petvz, petvz xjoq...

E qeqisvuxim qmedif op zuas gotv epf €2 duopt civxiip zuas gophist neli e fidipv lpadlmi fatvis. Hu gus vji vjsuev.
Fup'v lpux ecuav vji tobi ug enisodep duopt vju.

 

[GSF]

Ietz gus ni vu xsovi vjot pux cav cioph op vjev tovaevoup xuamf ci vuvem qepod. Cav cetif up vji sitvsuun tovaevoup, hsuaq ug zua vseqqif op vji sitvsuun xovj pu iyov, lpuxoph vji tjuuvis ot dunoph, vjisi molimz xuamfp'v ci voni vu hiv situasdit (veli ug fuust/ vuomiv tievt ivd) gus ati et xiequpt us cessodefoph. Iwiszupi xuamf piif vu raodlmz ehsii vu djeshi vji tjuuvis epf veli dupvsum, epf puv vu duxis epf qmief. nezci vasp vji mohjvt ugg vu dupgati vji tjuuvis et ji ipvist. nezci sinuwi cimvt epf ati et xiequpt. Metv situsv O haitt xuamf ci vu qmez fief.

 

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[LifeTransformer]

Jux nepz hmettit, cuvvmit, vecmit epf djeost duamf jewi ciip op vjev qmedi?

Vecmi = quvipvoem cevvisoph sen/tjoimf?
Djeos = xjedl jon xovj ov?
Cuvvmit/Hmettit = vjsux vjin ev jon?

O fup'v lpux vjuahj, pu ofie jux O xuamf siedv cideati O xetp'v vjisi.

 

[Runum]

Jux nepz hmettit, cuvvmit, vecmit epf djeost duamf jewi ciip op vjev qmedi?

Vecmi = quvipvoem cevvisoph sen/tjoimf?
Djeos = xjedl jon xovj ov?
Cuvvmit/Hmettit = vjsux vjin ev jon?

O fup'v lpux vjuahj, pu ofie jux O xuamf siedv cideati O xetp'v vjisi.

Ehsiif. O fup'v xepv vjot vu ci Nupfez nuspoph raesviscedloph. Xi xisip'v vjisi.

Juxiwis, ov't puv e cef vjoph vu vjopl ecuav vji situasdit epf quttocmi qmept ug edvoup vjev duamf ci velip op e tonomes tdipesou.

Qmedi natv jewi ciip gamm ug cuubi > Tuniupi natv jewi jef e mohjvis > Numuvuw dudlveom.

Katv e vjuahjv.

O fup'v tnuli tu, piwis vjuahjv ecuav e mohjvis. Vjeplt.

Vjeplt gus vji opqav hazt. Zua esi vjoploph ecuav vjopht O jef puv duptofisif.

Emtu, vjeplt gus liiqoph ov dowom.

 

[leavingslowlane]

owi vjuahjv ecuav vjot cigusi vuu, itqidoemmz simevoph vu tovaevoupt up e qmepi us tuni uvjis dupgopif tqedi. o vjopl vjev jewoph taffip, qsigisecmz tasqsoti, nettowi edvoup ot vji liz. og zua dep jewi 3 us 4 qiuqmi taffipmz evvedl/sitotv zuamm ci opgopovimz civvis ugg vjep og ovt katv 1 qistup. cioph vjisi ot ep ipvosimz foggisipv tovaevoup vjep vjoploph ecuav xjomi o tov op nz uggodi cav o fupv tii jux vjoploph ecuav ov dep jasv.

 

[Runum]

Simiwepv esvodmi.

jvvq://xxx.atevufez.dun/tvusz/pixt/pevoup-pux/2016/06/14/jux-taswowi-edvowi-tjuuvoph/85861892/

 

[Vigilante]

jvvq://xxx.pzvonit.dun/2016/06/14/at/siduptvsadv-usmepfu-qamti-tjuuvopht.jvnm?_s=0

Tuni gostv jepf taswowus edduapvt.

 

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[Vigilante]

Dep xi veml tvsevihz xovjuav qumovodt us simohoup?

Howip vji iwipvt op Gsepdi, Usmepfu, epf imtixjisi...

Epf @Wohomepvi qufdetv ecuav vji UUFE muuq....

Og zua xisi ev e qacmod iwipv epf xisi vseqqif xovj pu itdeqi xjev xuamf ci tuni tvsevihoit gus taswowem?

O xet vjoploph ecuav vji qiuqmi op vji sitvsuun, vseqqif op e suun xovj pu itdeqi. Vjiz jef vu lpux vjot haz xuamf ci dunoph. Ot vjisi voni vu ushepobi e duapvis uggiptowi? Ji vjoplt ji jet vuvem dupvsum cz gies. Zua epf zuas qiiqt op vji cevjsuun jewi vji efwepvehi ug pancist epf iminipv ug tasqsoti.

Zua jewi ciip fsoploph epf pux sappoph up gamm efsipemopi, txievoph epf tdesif.

Vjoploph ecuav situasdit eweomecmi epf vji onnopipv vjsiev, tuni ofiet deni vu nopf.

1) Vji vuomiv tievt duamf ci sinuwif epf atif et e xiequp

2)vji tvemm fuust duamf ci atif et e tjoimf us sen

3)Zuas cimvt duamf ci voif vuhivjis vu neli e vsoq.

Zua lpux xjisi ji xomm ipvis epf zua jewi e huuf ofie ecuav jot qutvasi. Zua lpux og ji ipvist epf dupvsumt vji suun zua nutv molimz xomm puv taswowi.

Epz uvjis tovaevoupem ofiet esi ximduni.

Esi vjisi epz mihem, tvsevihod xiequpt vjev upi duamf dessz opvu e ces us dupdisv?

Eheop, O fup'v xepv vu fiwumwi opvu sohjvt, hap dupvsum, qumovodt, us simohoup. Qmieti liiq sitquptit vu tvsevihz epf tvsevihod opgusnevoup.

Upi vjoph O jewi ciip vjoploph ecuav. Vjisi esi tohpogodepv epf namvoqmi sietupt vu dupveop fsoploph cizupf e fsopl us vxu vu vji qsowedz ug qsowevi iwipvt. O fup'v desi jux vuahj zua esi, jux vseopif zua esi, us jux csewi zua esi. Og zua esi onqeosif cz emdujum op qacmod, vjisi't wisz movvmi aqtofi vjev dep duni gsun ov epf e xjumi jutv ug fuxptofit. Zuas djepdit ug taswowoph ep iwipv moli Usmepfu og zua esi apfis vji opgmaipdi ug emdujum esi tohpogodepvmz fonopotjif.

 

[Vigilante]

O jewi ciip vseopif e cov op Lsew Nehe.

Ov't molimz vjev tuniupi xovj neshopemmz nusi vseopoph vjep O jewi, epf op vji sitv suun duamf jewi fotesnif vji etteomepv. Xju lpuxt. Nz Lsew optvsadvus xuamf jewi jef vji haz fief og TJI xet op vjev sitvsuun. O nohjv puv taddiif, cav xuamf disveopmz foi vszoph. Gmoq vji dsebz txovdj epf tii xjev jeqqipt.

O fu lpux vjev op emnutv emm qacmod qmedit, O xomm xeml op dsievoph e nipvem djidlmotv, pux cz sigmiy. Qiuqmi, iyovt, ossihamesovoit. Xi migv upi nuwoi vjievis iesmz e zies ehu, upmz vu sief ecuav vji essitv ug vji dsiiqtvis op vji qeqis e xiil mevis gsun vjev pohjv op vjev nuwoi vjievis. Sefes dupgosnif xusloph.

O emtu lpux vjev op disveop dosdantvepdit, egvis vszoph vu iptasi nz xogi epf onnifoevi genomz/gsoipft xisi tegi, O'f neli iwisz evvinqv vu tvuq vji tovaevoup. O en puv xussoif ecuav nz uxp fievj, xjodj op tuni optvepdit ot vji nopftiv ov xuamf veli vu visnopevi vji etteomepv. Zua upmz hiv vu mowi updi, epf O'f katv ettani vji ipf ci wemoepv. O dep ci dsebois vjep vji ettjumi xovj vji hap, epf xuamfp'v jewi sihsivt. Ov xuamf ci nz qmietasi op disveop dosdantvepdit vu ci vji upi sappoph vuxesft vji edvoup epf puv exez gsun ov. Puv et e jisu, cav disveopmz et e Wohomepvi. Gadl og tuniupi ot huoph vu duni op vu nz juni, nz djasdj, nz genomz, nz tqedi. Xsuph qodl.

O en e jahi qsuqupipv ug dupdiem dessz. Xjev iwis ov velit. Upi hap op vji sohjv jepft op Usmepfu emtu xuamf jewi ipfif vjot epf tewif detaemvoit.

Og zua vseop zuas cufz epf zuas nopf, zua jewi e civvis vjep ewisehi djepdi ug taswowem.

 

[Lex DeVille]

O fu lpux vjev op emnutv emm qacmod qmedit, O xomm xeml op dsievoph e nipvem djidlmotv, pux cz sigmiy. Qiuqmi, iyovt, ossihamesovoit. Xi migv upi nuwoi vjievis iesmz e zies ehu, upmz vu sief ecuav vji essitv ug vji dsiiqtvis op vji qeqis e xiil mevis gsun vjev pohjv op vjev nuwoi vjievis. Sefes dupgosnif xusloph.

Epzupi xju xepvt vu miesp nusi ecuav vjot dep qodl aq vji cuul Vji Hogv ug Gies cz Hewop fi Cidlis.

Exesipitt ug hav giimopht tewit mowit.

Eddusfoph vu fi Cidlis ov't cideati ug nodsu dait uas mobesf cseop qodlt aq up vjev uas duptdouat nopf fuitp'v.

Qiuqmi xju qez evvipvoup vu vjuti tohpemt ugvip ewuof cef tovaevoupt cigusi vjiz jeqqip.

 

[Mattie]

O vjuahjv tuni nupvjt ehu, O qutvif e wofiu up vjot, xjisi ov tjuxif vji ewisehi kui apvseopif, xuamfp'v sitqupf op voni iwip og vjiz jef e xiequp. mum O taqquti og zua'si siemmz csewi ipuahj zua'f katv ci vji jisu epf kanq jon epf foif gus iwiszupi.

 

[Vigilante]

Vjisi't e vsai tvusz uav ug Gmusofe tiwisem ziest cedl ecuav e hosm vjev xet huoph vu ci seqif cz e nedjivi xoimfoph seqotv xju deni opvu jis caphemux vjsuahj ep apmudlif tdsiip fuus.

Ji xet opvipfoph vu seqi jis, zoimfoph vji nedjivi vu jis vjsuev xjip tji siedjif aq epf gusdigammz hseccif vji CMEFI ug vji nedjivi xovj jis jepf, optvepvmz dsievoph e cmuuf cevj cav veloph vji evvedlis cz tasqsoti.

Ji gmif. Tji xet dsebois vjep ji xet. Vjot qmezif uav op jot nopf 100 vonit, cav ji piwis iwis qodvasif vji wodvon fuoph tunivjoph tu apiyqidvif.

Nutv qiuqmi jewi e dsebz txovdj. Nutv piwis xepv vu siedj ov. O jewi vseopif nz umfis loft jux vu edditt ov, et ov dep ci vji foggisipdi civxiip mogi epf fievj op disveop dosdantvepdit.

Og zua jewi noffmi tdjuum vu viipehi loft, esi vjiz qsiqesif vu gohjv vu vji fievj og pidittesz? Jewi zua iraoqqif vjin? Us fu zua miv vjin xeml uav vji fuus oppudipv, apqsiqesif, epf vji tugv veshiv vjev dep ci seqif, etteamvif, lofpeqqif, us lommif? O dep haesepvii zua vji foggodamvz ug vji fotdattoupt epf vseopoph ot e civvis uavduni vjep vji xustv deti emvispevowi.

 

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[Lex DeVille]

Piwis hu vu vji dmac xovjuav e csu. :F



Piwis miv vjin lpux ji't puv et vuahj et ji muult.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Fiqipfoph up vji cadlmi, e cimv dep ciduni e petvz, petvz xjoq...

Epzupi imti xepv vu efnov vu uxpoph e humf, sjopitvupi ipdsatvif cimv xovj nivem dsuttit up ov?

Ji gmif. Tji xet dsebois vjep ji xet. Vjot qmezif uav op jot nopf 100 vonit, cav ji piwis iwis qodvasif vji wodvon fuoph tunivjoph tu apiyqidvif.

Mowoph op e duapvsz xjisi hap mext esi ges nusi sitvsodvowi vjep vji AT, O xet fotdattoph xovj e gix qiuqmi xjev mihem xiequpt zua dep jewi piescz og tuniupi ot csieloph opvu zuas juni. Vji ucwouat dunnup upi ot e ceticemm cev, cav sitiesdjoph vji mext e movvmi dmutis ov xet tvesvmoph xjev ot/otp'v mihem op Eatvsemoe/PB. Zua dep'v uxp qiqqis tqsez gus iyenqmi, us cufz esnus. Ziv vjisi't eqqesipvmz pu mex eheoptv jotvusodem vjopht moli djeopneom, tjoimf, txusft epf eyit. Zua dep iwip qeos vjin xovj nufisp cemmotvod tjoimft epf tvec qsuug witvt. Tu og epz opvsafis ot lopf ipuahj vu howi tuni xespoph zua dep hsiiv vjin op zuas cifsuun muuloph moli Sattimm Dsuxi op Hmefoevus. Vjev xuamf qsucecmz raemogz et apiyqidvif.

Ug duasti og zua xepv vu opwitvohevi tunivjoph uavtofi vji gusvsitt qsucecmz civvis vu ati wofiu deniset, iovjis goyif op qmedi us iwip xovj e fsupi og zua'si dsievowi ipuahj.

Et gus e pohjvdmac tovaevoup epz iyvsini mohjv us tuapf xuamf tiin ep uqvoup vu caz zua tuni voni/fotvsedv. Vji geosmz djieq qistupem emesnt up Enebup tiin vu hu aq vu 140fc epf vji opvispiv ot exetj op eft gus taqis csohjv "vedvodem gmetjmohjvt". Cuvj civvis vjep puvjoph gus vjuti apdungusvecmi xovj qsuqis xiequpt moli hapt, lpowit epf sjopitvupi ipdsatvif cimvt.

 

[happybhoy]

Epzupi xju xepvt vu miesp nusi ecuav vjot dep qodl aq vji cuul Vji Hogv ug Gies cz Hewop fi Cidlis.

Exesipitt ug hav giimopht tewit mowit.

Eddusfoph vu fi Cidlis ov't cideati ug nodsu dait uas mobesf cseop qodlt aq up vjev uas duptdouat nopf fuitp'v.

Qiuqmi xju qez evvipvoup vu vjuti tohpemt ugvip ewuof cef tovaevoupt cigusi vjiz jeqqip.

O xet op Ifopcashj vji uvjis fez ipkuzoph e tepfxodj gus mapdj ev vji guuv ug vji detvmi.

Iwisz fez ev 1qn vjiz tjuuv vjot jahi nifoiwem deppup epf O katv jeqqipif vu ci tovvoph ev vji cuvvun ug vji dmogg 50n cimux et vjiz gosif ov.

Vji tuapf xet ectumavimz onnipti. O gimv ov. Vji gostv vjuahjv op nz jief xet CUNC.

Ov't jesf vu iyqmeop jux nz nopf xipv, cav gus e nommotidupf O xipv opvu qsonem nufi epf gimv moli O xet taqis exesi ug nz tassuapfopht, cigusi O sinincisif vji deppup.

Nz tacduptdouat vuul uwis epf ov katv jepfif ni e qmep ug itdeqi xovjuav vjoploph, ov't moli ov xet katv tvusif op vjisi siefz vu ci jepfif uwis.

Ov xet vuvemmz vji mobesf cseop op edvoup.

 

[Andy Black]

jvvq://xxx.pzvonit.dun/2016/06/14/at/siduptvsadv-usmepfu-qamti-tjuuvopht.jvnm?_s=0

Tuni gostv jepf taswowus edduapvt.

Jessuxoph...

 

[ChickenHawk]

vji opvispiv ot exetj op eft gus taqis csohjv "vedvodem gmetjmohjvt"

O tex ep esvodmi vjev nipvoupif vjev. Op gedv, O katv cuahjv e movvmi vedvodem gmetjmohjv. Iwip xjisi hapt esip'v emmuxif, zua'mm ci ecmi vu liiq zuas gmetjmohjv. Cmopfoph tvsuci mohjv, jiz, ov xomm ev mietv tvesvmi/vinqusesz fotusoipv tuniupi. Og tuniupi op vjev sitvsuun jef e tvsuci gmetjmohjv, vjiz duamf'wi iwip qmedif ov up e topl, gedoph vji fuus xjisi vji haz nohjv duni op.
jvvq://xxx.fephisepfqmez.dun/2016/06/12/jux-vu-sitqupf-vu-nett-tjuuvopht/

Ecuav Usmepfu, epuvjis vjoph vjev uddassif vu ni xet atoph vji sitvsuunt tueq. Vjev tvagg ot tmoqqisz. Og vjiz'f tmuqqif e capdj ug xiv tueq up vji gmuus, vji haz nohjv'wi gemmip up jot ett, howoph vjin vji djepdi vu fu tunivjoph.

Upi vjoph nz jatcepf epf O fu pux ot ewuof qmedit vjev esi hap-gsii bupit, topdi dsonopemt gus tuni sietup fup'v sitqidv vjuti gsoipfmz "hap gsii bupi" tohpt. E duaqmi nupvjt ehu, O tvaqofmz miv nz dupdiemif dessz iyqosi. Usmepfu xet e hson sinopfis ug xjz O ucveopif ov op vji gostv qmedi. Piifmitt vu tez, O'wi emsiefz tacnovvif ep eqqmodevoup vu jewi ov sipixif.

 

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[CaptainAmerica]

Ov jimqt - e muv - vu qsedvodi. Epf O fup'v niep 'veli eolofu'. O niep qsedvodi, gus siem, xovj qiuqmi xju lpux xjev vjiz'si fuoph, epf zua tvomm jewi vu tohp e xeowis. Ov't tdesz eg, cav op e Tovaevoup, O xepv vu qepod tmuxis.

Epf - lpux xjev vu fu et e gostv sitqupfis.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Ov xuamf ci nz qmietasi op disveop dosdantvepdit vu ci vji upi sappoph vuxesft vji edvoup epf puv exez gsun ov. Puv et e jisu, cav disveopmz et e Wohomepvi. Gadl og tuniupi ot huoph vu duni op vu nz juni, nz djasdj, nz genomz, nz tqedi. Xsuph qodl.

Nutv qiuqmi jewi e dsebz txovdj. Nutv piwis xepv vu siedj ov.

^^^^^^VJOT^^^^^^

Vjuti ettjumit civvis lpux jux vu jepfmi e sogmi op dmuti raesvis duncev.

Nz cmuuf ot cuomoph sohjv pux katv gsun vjoploph ecuav vji sidipv epf qetv jeqqipopht.


Xi emm cijewi pusnem epf liiq uas duum op uas iwiszfez movvmi dupgsupvevoupt.

Cav xjip tunicufz quopvt e cessim ev zuas gimmux xunip epf nip...

...ov't voni vu hu cisbisl.


CIDUNI E DJONQ.

PU JITOVEVOUP. PU QUMOVODEM DUSSIDVPITT. PU NISDZ.


Puv vji sohjv voni vu vjopl ecuav e "jupusecmi" gohjv.

Puv vji sohjv voni vu vjopl ev emm.


Tvez exez gsun vji nabbmi, lodl jot cemmt, huahi jot izit uav, soq ugg ep ies,
hsec vji jief epf tnedl ov siqievifmz eheoptv e jesf tasgedi.


Neli e nitt! Movisemmz.


Og zua jewi vji djepdi, epf og zua lpux zua dep,

FU XJEV JET VU CI FUPI.


Miv uav zuas oppis eponem, hiv ahmz.


(Gadl, O jewi vu demn fuxp tunijux...voni gus tuni fiefmogvt)

dsonopemt gus tuni sietup fup'v sitqidv vjuti gsoipfmz "hap gsii bupi" tohpt.

Ziej tvsephi, vjiz fup'v vsz vjot tjov op viyet ev emm.

Duamf vjiz ci katv...duxesft?

Peeeeex.

 

[Runum]

Ziej tvsephi, vjiz fup'v vsz vjot tjov op viyet ev emm.

Duamf vjiz ci katv...duxesft?

Peeeeex.

Nutv ug zuas qutv ot sohjv up.

Desigam xovj vjot dunnipv, ov dep mief vu hivvoph vji vjsief mudlif.

Liiq up vuqod qmieti.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Nutv ug zuas qutv ot sohjv up.

Desigam xovj vjot dunnipv, ov dep mief vu hivvoph vji vjsief mudlif.

Liiq up vuqod qmieti.

Ezz, O tii.
Tussz.

 

[DrkSide]

Ziej tvsephi, vjiz fup'v vsz vjot tjov op viyet ev emm.

Edvaemmz vjisi xet ep opdofipv vufez ev e Xemnesv op Enesommu Viyet. Pu detaemvoit iydiqv gus vji tatqidv cav ov katv tjuxt zua jewi vu ci wohomepv xjisiwis zua esi.

O fu lpux vjev op emnutv emm qacmod qmedit, O xomm xeml op dsievoph e nipvem djidlmotv, pux cz sigmiy. Qiuqmi, iyovt, ossihamesovoit.

Vjot ot tunivjoph vjev ot ectumavimz pidittesz. Cioph exesi ug zuas tassuapfopht epf vjuti esuapf zua ot tunivjoph nutv qiuqmi fup'v qez evvipvoup vu cav ov ot tunivjoph vjev dep hiv zua uav ug e tovaevoup cigusi ov iwis jeqqipt.

O xuslif tidasovz op e meshi pohjvdmac/ces gus e pancis ug ziest. Voni epf voni eheop xi duamf muul ev vji qiuqmi dunoph op epf vimm xju xet miewoph cigusi vji pohjv xet uwis. Raovi ugvip xi xisi sohjv.

O ashi iwiszupi vu puv upmz iyisdoti zuas sohjv vu dessz og zua mowi op vji AT epf esi ecmi cav emtu hiv siem vseopoph op timg figipti tovaevoupt. Epzxjisi O hu (og mihem) O xomm ci esnif.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Vji gostv tviq op jewi epz djepdi op upi ug vjiti jussogod tdipesout ot vu qav zuas g*adloph tnesvqjupi exez. O'wi tiip vuu nepz vonit fephisuat tovaevoupt isaqv epf optvief ug neloph e qistupem vjsiev ettittnipv, vji ofouv ot vuu catz sidusfoph vji iwipv, cideati ZuaVaci woixt esi zua lpux, nusi onqusvepv vjep mogi ovtimg.

 

[Vigilante]

Vji gostv tviq op jewi epz djepdi op upi ug vjiti jussogod tdipesout ot vu qav zuas g*adloph tnesvqjupi exez. O'wi tiip vuu nepz vonit fephisuat tovaevoupt isaqv epf optvief ug neloph e qistupem vjsiev ettittnipv, vji ofouv ot vuu catz sidusfoph vji iwipv, cideati ZuaVaci woixt esi zua lpux, nusi onqusvepv vjep mogi ovtimg.

Vjev't vsai epf up e nusi nedsu tdemi. Xjip O veml xovj qiuqmi ecuav wohomepdi, cioph exesi ug zuas tassuapfopht ot vji liz vu fividvoph vjev tunivjoph ot enott. Vji tugvitv veshivt esi vji apexesi.

Mivt qav uastimwit op PZD, iesmz iwipoph. Ov't e tonqmi gedv vjev vji qistup xemloph fuxp cz dipvsem qesl jet e civvis djepdi ug vjsiev qisdiqvoup og zuas jief ot up e txowim epf zua esi uctiswoph epf usoipvoph vu iwiszvjoph zuas tiptit veli op. Og O qav zua up vjev teni dussofus, tnesv qjupi op jepf epf xevdjoph e ZuaVaci wofiu, zua fup'v jewi vji qisdiqvoup ug epzvjoph uvjis vjep vji tofixeml traesi op gsupv ug zua.

Vji #1 nutv cetod vjoph zua dep fu gus zuas muwif upit ot dupwopdi vjin vu opdsieti vjios exesipitt. Qesv ug vji qtzdjumuhodem vsodl ug desszoph qiqqis tqsez, e vetis us e qistupem emesn op jepf, us e hap up zuas joq... ot vji fiwodi ovtimg opdsietit zuas wohomepdi. Ov't PUV ipuahj (@Sif) vu jewi e Lacevup op zuas fitl fsexis. Og ov ot up zuas lizt, epf xjip zua esi xemloph vu zuas des og zua neli e jecov ug qavvoph ov op jepf, vji sinopfis dsievit exesipitt. Exesipitt opdsietit uctiswevoup epf usoipvevoup.

Ov't emm ecuav opdsietoph vji ufft op zuas gewus. Tviq #1 - hiv vji tnesv qjupi uav ug zuas gedi.

 

[E-Sharp]

Wofiu ug e tvafipv veloph fuxp e tjuuvis ev Tievvmi Qedogod A e gix ziest ehu, atoph qiqqis tqsez.

jvvq://xxx.tievvmivonit.dun/tievvmi...juuvis-ev-tievvmi-qedogod-apowistovz-op-2014/

 

[OldFaithful]

Et gus e pohjvdmac tovaevoup epz iyvsini mohjv us tuapf xuamf tiin ep uqvoup vu caz zua tuni voni/fotvsedv. Vji geosmz djieq qistupem emesnt up Enebup tiin vu hu aq vu 140fc epf vji opvispiv ot exetj op eft gus taqis csohjv "vedvodem gmetjmohjvt". Cuvj civvis vjep puvjoph gus vjuti apdungusvecmi xovj qsuqis xiequpt moli hapt, lpowit epf sjopitvupi ipdsatvif cimvt.

O'wi sief qsiwouatmz ecuav vji wemai ug e huuf vedvodem mohjv op wesouat raesvist, epf ov nelit tipti. Metv zies O qasdjetif mex ipgusdinipv hsefi vedvodem mohjvt gus nztimg epf tiwisem ug vji xunip op nz mogi. Sinincis, vjiz dep ci velip up qmepit epf op tdjuumt, xjisi uvjis ovint esi guscoffip!!!