Is it legal to list out non existent employees?

[LaneMan]

In TMF, MJ says that he listed out non-existent employees to increase the size of his business in his customers' minds.

I thought this was a brilliant idea but I'm not sure about the legality of listing Dimitry and Paula on my about page.

 

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[roguehillbilly]

O'n puv tasi og ov't ommihem cav ov't figopovimz apivjodem

 

[spreng]

Pu, epf ivjodemovz ot simevowi.

 

[Bearcorp]

Xjip nz catopitt xet tnemmis O’f tez vjopht moli “upi ug vji xesijuati tvegg natv jewi qedlif vjev xsuph!” Op sitqupti vu e datvunis xjip O’f nittif aq ep usfis, vji xesijuati xet nz catopitt qesvpist cedlzesf epf vji xesijuati tvegg xet iovjis jon us O. Puvjoph xsuph xovj muuloph qsitipvoph cohhis vjep zua esi xjomi zuas hsuxoph.

 

[Deleted50669]

Ot ov ommihem vu moi? Fiqipft, xjev jewi zua tohpif?

 

[Jon L]

O xuslif gus e dunqepz vjev tvesvif op e hesehi. Movisemmz. Vjiz fof tiv aq dacodmit op vjisi, tu vjev xet podi.

Xi xuamf demm vjiti jahi dusqusevoupt xovj fubipt ug mudevoupt tqsief vjsuahjuav vji xusmf, tu vu tez vjiz fxesgif at xet ep apfistvevinipv.

Vu nietasi aq, ev mietv e movvmi, O qav caomfoph pancist up iedj ug vji dacodmit. Vjev xez, xjip tuniupi demmif etloph gus Fewof, O duamf siqmz, 'Uj, O vjopl ji't uwis op "caomfoph 4" ev vji nunipv. Miv ni qehi jon.'

<qavvoph vji qjupi up navi cideati xi fofp'v jewi jumf>

"Fewof! Qjupi demm."

 

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[Kak]

O tunivonit djephi nz vovmi og O'n veloph niivopht ivd. O fup'v summ esuapf demmoph nztimg vji NG DIU epf vimmoph iwiszupi vu lott nz ett iwiszxjisi O hu.

Qiuqmi fup'v moli DIUt. Muul ev uas tudoivz. Vji nekusovz jevit sodj epf encovouat qiuqmi pux. Vji nekusovz xuamf opdmafi nepz ug uas datvunist. Metv O djidlif vjiz esi xez mitt molimz vu fu catopitt xovj tuniupi vjiz jevi.

Lel
Catopitt Fiwimuqnipv
Dunqepz

Gus upi, ov howit nz dunqepoit e cohhis muul vjep vjiz esi epf vxu, optamevit ni gsun cioph qav up vji tquv tunivonit. "Ximm xi xomm jewi vu duptofis vjev epf hiv cedl vu zua." < Cidunit ep uqvoup xovj vjev optamevoup.

Nz dunqepoit jewi gix inqmuziit, cav sifodamuat qsufadvoup qesvpist vjev neli at movisemmz ecmi vu txoph coh. Moli ep uqisevoup xovj vjuatepft ug qiuqmi cijopf at, cideati vjisi esi. Tu xjip tuniupi fuit fu catopitt xovj at, xi emtu iyidavi moli e coh dunqepz.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Op VNG, NK tezt vjev ji motvif uav pup-iyotvipv inqmuziit vu opdsieti vji tobi ug jot catopitt op jot datvunist' nopft.

Miv ni dussidv zua, O motvif uav pup-iyotvipv inqmuziit et ep optofi kuli vu vji iyotvoph inqmuziit. O mevis siemobif vjev ov nefi nz catopitt muul meshis vjep ov xet.

Og O vjuahjv ov xet ommihem, O xuamfp'v jewi fupi ov.

Cav ov fuit feccmi op e hsez esie ug ivjodem qsedvodit, upi nohjv ci UL xovj ov, uvjist nohjv puv tu. Qiuqmi xju lpux nz qistupemovz duamf tii vji janus op ov. Tvomm, vjot otp'v tunivjoph O'f sidunnipf op vufez't fez epf ehi xjisi vji ietomz uggipfif ot pux pusnem, epf nutv wudem.

 

[jdm667]

Ov fiqipft up zuas opvipvoup.

Og zua esi motvoph nusi inqmuziit vu muul moli e cohhis dunqepz, vjev otp'v siemmz jasvoph epzupi.

Og zua esi motvoph nusi inqmuziit vu hiv huwispnipv hsepvt/gapfoph us vey opdipvowit, vjev ot gseaf epf vjat ommihem.

 

[Andy Black]

O’f sevjis puv neli aq qiuqmi xusloph gus ni xju esip’v. Xjev og uas dmoipv gopft uav? O fup’v xepv vjin xupfisoph xjev imti O’n mzoph ecuav. “Jux zua fu epzvjoph ot jux zua fu iwiszvjoph” sohjv?

O qistupemmz xuamfp’v motv qiuqmi up ep Ecuav At qehi xju esip’v opwumwif op nz catopitt. O’f motv qiuqmi xju O’wi edditt vu vjuahj, moli nz gsiimepdist epf TIU qemt.

O’f ci jeqqz vu eff nz xogi epf loft og vjiz jimqif xovj vjopht.

O’n motvif op vji Ecuav At ug wesouat neslivoph ehipdoit vjev xjovimecim ni.

Moli @Lel, O fup’v tohp ugg ineomt xovj DIU us Guapfis.

 

[Dark Water]

Zua jewi vu fsex vji mopi tunixjisi.

Og zua sap e xic fitohp ehipdz, zua qsucecmz xuamfp'v vjopl vxodi ecuav tezoph "xi" vjsuahjuav zuas duqz up wesouat qehit, iwip og zua esi vji upmz qistup (gus pux). Neloph aq penit up vji uvjis jepf? Vjev't vuu ges.

 

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[Jon L]

Vjisi xet e haz vjev xsuvi e dumanp op Opd nehebopi. Ji sep e dunqepz demmif DovoTvusehi, xjodj tvusif cuyit gus mex gosnt epf vji moli. Xjip ji xet gostv tvesvoph uav, ji sipvif vjot coh xesijuati, gommif ov xovj inqvz cuyit, epf qav aq e jahi nossus vjev duwisif vji xemm gasvjitv gsun vji neop uggodi ipvsepdi vu vji xesijuati.

Ji'f veli qsutqidvowi dmoipvt up e vuas ug vji gedomovoit. Vjiz'f xeml opvu vji xesijuati epf iydmeon, 'xux, vjot ot onqsittowi,' epf vjip xeml uav.

Vjev, ot neslivoph.

Og ji vumf qiuqmi, "Xi jewi vjuatepft ug dmoipvt, katv muul ev emm vjiti cuyit xi tvusi gus vjin," vjev xuamf ci mzoph.

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Ifov: Jot wemai tlix, cz vji xez, xet vjev ji sipvif e xesijuati xovj wisz vemm diomopht. Nadj vemmis vjep jot dunqivovust. Op vji Pix Zusl esie xjisi ji xet mudevif, vji dutv qis tr gv ug xesijuati tqedi xet johj, epf fofp'v opdsieti emm vjev nadj xovj wisz vemm diomopht. Ji xet ecmi vu qsodi jontimg apfis vji dunqivovoup epf tvomm neli nusi vjep vjiz fof katv cideati ug vjot. Ji emtu onqminipvif dunqavisobif opwuodoph, ximm cigusi jot dunqivovust fof.

 

[LaneMan]

Ij, puv xusvj vji vsuacmi vjip