Light Bulb Jokes

[Russ H]

I *love* light bulb jokes.

I'm a terrible joke teller.

. . . can't remember the whole joke . . .

. . . or the punchline, sometimes . . .

. . .or I go on too long w/details . . .

. . . or my timing sucks . . .

That's why I love light bulb jokes.

I can't screw 'em up!

-Easy to remember
-Easy to say
-Impossible to mess up w/too much detail

So, post your favorite light bulb jokes here!

-Russ H.

 

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[Russ H]

Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Bikers aren't afraid of the dark.

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Q: How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Six. One foreman, 1 super, 2 line guys, an apprentice, and a guy to hold the ladder . . . You gotta problem with that?

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Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. It's a hardware problem.

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Q: How many Disney Imagineers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Does it have to be a light bulb?

 

[Russ H]

Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford to be screwed for?

 

[Russ H]

Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Two. But honestly, I have no idea how they got in there.

 

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[GoldenEggs]

This one is from my husband....

Q. How many violinists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Five. One to change it and the other four to complain that it's electric.

 

[yveskleinsky]

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. ...But the lightbulb has to want to change.

 

[Knowledge Kick]

How many Fastlane Members does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...but then he/she has to come up with a business plan wherein they'll collect a commission for every lightbulb changed by employing hundreds of other people who will change millions of lightbulbs for them. :smug2:

 

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[Russ H]

Rep speed for Knowledge Kick's new Fastlane Lightbulb Joke!

Yves, love the psych joke-- one of my faves.

-Russ H.

 

[Russ H]

Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 10. One to change the bulb, and 9 to do independently funded environmental impact studies.

 

[Russ H]

Q: How many egotists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, to hold the bulb, as the world revolves around him/her.

 

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[Russ H]

Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

 

[Russ H]

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Five. One to change the bulb and 4 to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience.

 

[Russ H]

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A2: Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest the nuclear power plant that generates the electricity that powers it.

 

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[Russ H]

Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.

 

[Russ H]

Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They just have marketing reframe the dead bulb as a feature.

 

[Jill]

I *love* light bulb jokes...

...I can't screw 'em up!

 

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