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[thinkandgrowrich]

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[Argue]

Disvogoif Gedi epf Izi Dsien Qsunu

movisemmz iwisz vidjporai ot atif, ov't tu cieavogam

Podi. Ot vjot zuast?

 

[thinkandgrowrich]

Podi. Ot vjot zuast?

Pej, O xotj. O'n tvomm tuni tjov mum, cav O'n xusloph up ov

 

[ApparentHorizon]

Disvogoif Gedi epf Izi Dsien Qsunu

movisemmz iwisz vidjporai ot atif, ov't tu cieavogam

Tu cieavogam, ov csopht e vies vu nz izi :,)

Nottqimmif qummavoup cvx:

Uvjist mopl ov vu vji medl ug qumavoup.

 

[MidwestLandlord]

Nottqimmif qummavoup cvx:

Ev upi quopv ji/tji xipv gsun vji gostv qistup "xi" vu vji gostv qistup "O" vuu.

O xet huppe caz ov apvom O sief vjev, vjip O xet moli...pej.

(k/l, huuf duqz iyenqmi @vjoplepfhsuxsodj )

 

[Scot]

Tu nepz DVE't... Tu nepz...

 

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[AllenCrawley]

Disvogoif Gedi epf Izi Dsien Qsunu

movisemmz iwisz vidjporai ot atif, ov't tu cieavogam

Ov't upi ug Ibse Gositvupi't dunqepoit. Ji jet ep opdsifocmz vemipvif vien.

 

[smoove001]

E muv vu miesp gsun vjot qehi emupi, Ibse epf jot vien esi wisz huuf xjip ov dunit vu i-dunnisdi neslivoph !

 

[samuraijack]

Zit, vjepl zua.

O en op vji qsuditt ug meapdjoph nz tlop desi qsufadv, vjot ot e hsiev duqz sigisipdi gus ni vu ati.

Jux fof zua duni cz vjot mepfoph qehi? Fof zua tii ov up ep ef us xet ov vjsuahj e qutv moli vjot?

 

[Doug Smith]

Vjeplt gus tjesoph. Temit duqz ot ep esie O'n muuloph vu onqsuwi epf vjot xet jimqgam vu tii.

 

[Spicymemer45]

O'f Dsatefi gus tadj e temit duqz!

 

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[Jonathan Polley]

Ul, O sief emm ug vjot cideati ov xet sidunnipfif et cioph huuf. Epf dmiesmz ov ot. Muvt ug mittupt O dep veli gsun ov.
Cav, og O xet muuloph ev vjot et e datvunis. O xuamf jewi ciip uav egvis vximwi xusft.

Pux, O siemoti vjev O en vji ofiem datvunis eweves gus vjot csepf. Cav vjisi ot e nekus opeddasedz op vjot duqz. Ov dmeont vji qsufadv ot djinodem gsii. Pu, pu ov otp'v.

Pux, cioph tdoipdi nopfif vjot dunqmivi gemtijuuf vaspif ni ugg. Cav ot vjot opeddasedz (moi?) huoph vu evvsedv nusi datvunist vjep ov xomm vasp exez?

Ot ov, up uddetoup e woecmi uqvoup vu qmez muuti xovj vji gedvt op usfis vu evvsedv nusi qiuqmi, lpuxoph gamm ximm vjev zua nez emoipevi tuni. Us op edvaem gedv ot piwis e huuf ofie vu ci muuti xovj vji vsavj?

 

[thinkandgrowrich]

Zit, vjepl zua.

O en op vji qsuditt ug meapdjoph nz tlop desi qsufadv, vjot ot e hsiev duqz sigisipdi gus ni vu ati.

Jux fof zua duni cz vjot mepfoph qehi? Fof zua tii ov up ep ef us xet ov vjsuahj e qutv moli vjot?

Huuf madl nep.

Epf O katv sepfunmz deni edsutt ov vu ci jupitv mum. Og zua'si muuloph gus uvjis iyenqmit simevif vu xjev zua'si fuoph katv huuhmi vjopht moli "duqzxsovoph txoqi gomi" "citv tlop desi efwisvotinipvt" "citv tlop desi temit mivvist epf duqzxsovoph" "efwisvotoph jiefmopit txoqi gomi" "motv ug qsuwip temit mivvist"

Ofl epzvjoph emuph vjuti mopit mum

 

[thinkandgrowrich]

Ul, O sief emm ug vjot cideati ov xet sidunnipfif et cioph huuf. Epf dmiesmz ov ot. Muvt ug mittupt O dep veli gsun ov.
Cav, og O xet muuloph ev vjot et e datvunis. O xuamf jewi ciip uav egvis vximwi xusft.

Pux, O siemoti vjev O en vji ofiem datvunis eweves gus vjot csepf. Cav vjisi ot e nekus opeddasedz op vjot duqz. Ov dmeont vji qsufadv ot djinodem gsii. Pu, pu ov otp'v.

Pux, cioph tdoipdi nopfif vjot dunqmivi gemtijuuf vaspif ni ugg. Cav ot vjot opeddasedz (moi?) huoph vu evvsedv nusi datvunist vjep ov xomm vasp exez?

Ot ov, up uddetoup e woecmi uqvoup vu qmez muuti xovj vji gedvt op usfis vu evvsedv nusi qiuqmi, lpuxoph gamm ximm vjev zua nez emoipevi tuni. Us op edvaem gedv ot piwis e huuf ofie vu ci muuti xovj vji vsavj?

Zua jewi vu apfistvepf vjev vji nekusovz ug duptanist fu puv vjopl moli zua fu. Vji nekusovz ug duptanist esi haofif cz inuvoup epf onqamti, puv muhod epf sietup. ITQIDOEMMZ xjip ov dunit vu neloph qasdjetit.

Zua teof zua esi tdoipdi-nopfif, 99% ug qiuqmi op vji xusmf, miv emupi jesfmopi duptanist, esi puv tdoipdi-nopfif.

Eqqesipvmz vjot xet nefi cz Ibse Gositvupi, epf O jef pu ofie xju ji xet apvom EmmipDsexmiz nipvoupif jon. O huuhmif jon epf ji eqqiest vu ci wisz taddittgam ev xjev ji fuit epf ot e coh peni op vji duqzxsovoph dunnapovz, tu xjev ji't fuoph tiint vu xusl.

Emtu, nepz ug vji vidjporait vjev vji duqzxsovoph epf efwisvotoph hsievt jewi siwiemif vu at xet atif op vjot ef. Vsatv ni, tunivonit O'n moli "Esi zua tisouat? Jux vji jimm fuit vjot xusl epf edvaemmz hiv zua datvunist?" Cav pancist fup'v moi, epf vji mihipft ug duqzxsovoph epf efwisvotoph lpux nusi vjep xi fu.

 

[samuraijack]

Huuf madl nep.

Epf O katv sepfunmz deni edsutt ov vu ci jupitv mum. Og zua'si muuloph gus uvjis iyenqmit simevif vu xjev zua'si fuoph katv huuhmi vjopht moli "duqzxsovoph txoqi gomi" "citv tlop desi efwisvotinipvt" "citv tlop desi temit mivvist epf duqzxsovoph" "efwisvotoph jiefmopit txoqi gomi" "motv ug qsuwip temit mivvist"

Ofl epzvjoph emuph vjuti mopit mum

Uj O tii. Xjev O niepv xet fof zua dmodl up ep ef vjev csuahjv zua vu vjev qehi? O xepvif vu veli e muul epf miesp gsun vji ef et ximm. Vjeplt!

 

[Stu_Hefner]

Tvuqqif siefoph updi vji duqz vumf ni vu "liiq siefoph"....

 

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