Obama Plumbing

[mtnman]

A buddy sent this to me and I found it pretty humorous to say the least.

This is a bit political, but I'm hoping you (mods or boss) will let it slide... There is a lesson within the humor.

Whatever the outcome, I think this is funny as hell. lol



.
Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Joe the Plumber to
come and fix it.


Joe drives to Obama's house, which is located in a very nice neighborhood
and where it's clear that all the residents make more than $250,000 (I think
its down to$100,000 now) per year.


Joe arrives and takes his tools into the house.
Joe is led to the room that
contains the leaky pipe under a sink.
Joe assesses the problem and tells Obama,
who is standing near the door, that it's an easy repair that will take less
than 10 minutes.


Obama asks Joe how much it will cost.


Joe immediately says, "$9,500.
"

"$9,500?" Obama asks, stunned.
"But you said it's an easy repair!"

"Yes, but what I do is charge a lot more to my clients who make more than
$250,000 per year so I can fix the plumbing of everybody who makes less than
that for free," explains Joe. "It's always been my philosophy.
As
a matter of fact, I lobbied government to pass this philosophy as law, and
it did pass earlier this year, so now all plumbers have to do business this way.

It's known as 'Joe's Fair Plumbing Act of 2008.
' Surprised you
haven't heard of it, Senator.
"

In spite of that, Obama tells Joe there's no way he's paying that much
for a small plumbing repair, so Joe leaves.


Obama spends the next hour flipping through the phone book looking for
another plumber, but he finds that all other plumbing businesses listed have gone
out of business. Not wanting to pay Joe's price, Obama does nothing.


The leak under Obama's sink goes unrepaired for the next several days.


A week later the leak is so bad that Obama has had to put a bucket under the
sink.
The bucket fills up quickly and has to be emptied every hour, and
there's a risk that the room will flood, so Obama calls Joe and pleads with
him to return.


Joe goes back to Obama's house, looks at the leaky pipe, and says
"Let's see - this will cost you about $21,000.
"

"A few days ago you told me it would cost $9,500!" Obama quickly fires back.


Joe explains the reason for the dramatic increase.
"Well, because of the
'Joe's Fair Plumbing Act,' a lot of rich people are learning how to
fix their own plumbing, so there are fewer of you paying for all the free
plumbing I'm doing for the people who make less than $250,000.
As a result,
the rate I have to charge my wealthy paying customers rises every day.


"Not only that, but for some reason the demand for plumbing work from the
group of people who get it for free has skyrocketed, and there's a long
waiting list of those who need repairs.
This has put a lot of my fellow plumbers
out of business, and they're not being replaced - nobody is going into the
plumbing business because they know they won't make any money.
I'm
hurting now too - all thanks to greedy rich people like you who won't pay
their fair share.
"

Obama tries to straighten out the plumber: "Of course you're hurting,
Joe! Don't you get it? If all the rich people learn how to fix their own
plumbing and you refuse to charge the poorer people for your services,
you'll be broke, and then what will you do?"

Joe immediately replies, "Run for president, apparently.
"

 

Dislike ads? Become a Fastlane member: Subscribe today and surround yourself with winners and millionaire mentors, not those broke friends who only want to drink beer and play video games. :-)