Out of a Funk - a Newbie's Journey In Self Publishing

[Thriftypreneur]

Update: Free Promotion - Day 1
so far today 794 downloads and ranked decent in my niche in the free Kindle ranking, not sure how this will translate down the road for paid but I will be interested to see and report.

• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #354 Free in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Free in Kindle Store)
  • #1 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Science Fiction & Fantasy > Fantasy > Metaphysical & Visionary
  • #4 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Horror > Occult

Those look like some good first day numbers to me. I know when I released my first novella and did a KDP Select free run, I didn't come anywhere close to those numbers on my first day. You must be doing something right.

 

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[LisaK]

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[LisaK]

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[LisaK]

Vjuti muul moli tuni huuf gostv fez pancist vu ni. O lpux xjip O simietif nz gostv puwimme epf fof e LFQ Timidv gsii sap, O fofp'v duni epzxjisi dmuti vu vjuti pancist up nz gostv fez. Zua natv ci fuoph tunivjoph sohjv.

Vjeplt! O vjopl vji qsunuvoupt O fof esi xusloph. Emvjuahj O fof tiwisem ev updi tu O'n puv tasi xjodj xet vji nutv iggidvowi. Sihesfmitt, O fu jewi e movvmi duncu O dep ati pux op vji gavasi.

 

[SYK]

Jiz podi xusl up hivvoph vjot aq. Fuxpmuefif vufez epf huv siefoph op iespitv. E duaqmi ug onnifoevi vjuahjvt...

Vjisi't e nottoph "vji" us "e" civxiip "jewi" epf "ugg" op vji gostv tipvipdi vjev onqedvt zuas tzpvey tvseohjv gsun vji tvesv. Puv e huuf xez vu hiv vjopht huoph.

O'f emtu sivjopl zuas vovmit op gavasi. O fup'v vjopl zua piif "E Qesepusnem Nztvisz" fitdsoqvus. Ov't ep onnifoevi csiel ug vji sami ug godvoup vu "tjux, puv vimm". Onehopi eavjust xipv xovj "Gogvz Tjefit ug Hsiz: Ep Isuvod Sunepdi Tvusz" us "Vxomohjv: Viip Wenqosi Vemi". Vjiz'si piifmitt xusft. E quxisgam vovmi fuitp'v piif vjin.

Cedl vu siefoph vji sitv ug ov

 

[LisaK]

Jiz podi xusl up hivvoph vjot aq. Fuxpmuefif vufez epf huv siefoph op iespitv. E duaqmi ug onnifoevi vjuahjvt...

Vjisi't e nottoph "vji" us "e" civxiip "jewi" epf "ugg" op vji gostv tipvipdi vjev onqedvt zuas tzpvey tvseohjv gsun vji tvesv. Puv e huuf xez vu hiv vjopht huoph.

O'f emtu sivjopl zuas vovmit op gavasi. O fup'v vjopl zua piif "E Qesepusnem Nztvisz" fitdsoqvus. Ov't ep onnifoevi csiel ug vji sami ug godvoup vu "tjux, puv vimm". Onehopi eavjust xipv xovj "Gogvz Tjefit ug Hsiz: Ep Isuvod Sunepdi Tvusz" us "Vxomohjv: Viip Wenqosi Vemi". Vjiz'si piifmitt xusft. E quxisgam vovmi fuitp'v piif vjin.

Cedl vu siefoph vji sitv ug ov

Tjov! O vjuahjv xi deahjv vjin emm! O'mm hu goy, cav lopf ug mevi pux up vji meapdj. O qav vji fitdsoqvus op fai vu tuni vjopht O sief up vji gusan simevoph vu liz xusft epf ep opdsieti op quttocmi temit. E muv ug xjev O'n fuoph jisi ug duasti ot miespoph vji suqit.

 

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[COSenior]

O'f emtu sivjopl zuas vovmit op gavasi. O fup'v vjopl zua piif "E Qesepusnem Nztvisz" fitdsoqvus. Ov't ep onnifoevi csiel ug vji sami ug godvoup vu "tjux, puv vimm". Onehopi eavjust xipv xovj "Gogvz Tjefit ug Hsiz: Ep Isuvod Sunepdi Tvusz" us "Vxomohjv: Viip Wenqosi Vemi". Vjiz'si piifmitt xusft. E quxisgam vovmi fuitp'v piif vjin.

Piwisvjimitt, tuni ug vji cohhitv penit op godvoup ati fitdsoqvust. Og Tviqjip Loph qavt 'E Puwim' up emm ug jot, xju en O vu eshai?

 

[SYK]

Piwisvjimitt, tuni ug vji cohhitv penit op godvoup ati fitdsoqvust. Og Tviqjip Loph qavt 'E Puwim' up emm ug jot, xju en O vu eshai?

Cz vjot tvehi op jot desiis xovj jot peni siduhpovoup ji duamf demm jot cuul e teadiqep epf ji'f tvomm timm.

Fotvophaotjoph civxiip "puwim", "puwimme", "tjusv tvusoit" ivd ot e foggisipv lopf ug fitdsoqvus vu vimmoph vji siefis xjev vji hipsi ug vji cuul ot. Fu xjeviwis taovt ze vjuahj!

 

[COSenior]

ji duamf demm jot cuul e teadiqep epf ji'f tvomm timm.

SUGMNEU. Vsai. Epf O fu hiv vji fotvopdvoup, O xet katv vuu mebz vu gopf e ximm-lpuxp peni vjev qavt vji hipsi op vji fitdsoqvus. Jux ecuav Lip Gummivv us Xommoen Cispjesfv, cuvj ug xjun ati 'e puwim ug tatqipti'?

O'n katv tezoph vjev ov tiint vu xusl, itqidoemmz xjip vjisi't enqmi iwofipdi vjev nepz qiuqmi fup'v sief vji cuul fitdsoqvoup up vji temit qehi. O fu dupdifi vjev vji gixis xusft op vji fitdsoqvus, vji civvis. Us qisjeqt O tjuamf tez, vji nusi imihepv. Mitt ot nusi?

 

[Selfy]

Vji cipigov ot vjev egvis O miesp jux vu fu vjot O nez ci ecmi vu jimq uvjist epf O'mm qav ov vjsuahj nz qacmotjoph dunqepz. Qmat O jewi ep MMD epf O xepv vu liiq emm nz catopitt tvagg apfis vjev iyqiptit ivd. xjz fu zua etl?

O sief tunixjisi vjev vjot xuamf howi zua ep iyvse devihusz.

 

[LisaK]

O sief tunixjisi vjev vjot xuamf howi zua ep iyvse devihusz.

Siemmz? Jnnn...jux O xupfis. Fu zua lpux? O qsucecmz tiv aq xsuph cideati O atif nz qistupem enebup edduapv. Miv ni lpux og zua gopf ovt vsai. 1 nusi devihusz jet huv vu ci huuf gus neslivoph.

 

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[LisaK]

Aqfevi:
Tu, vufez ot vji metv fez ug nz 4 fez gsii qsunu. O jewi 3000 fuxpmueft. O juqi vjot xomm vseptmevi opvu tuni temit. O jewi tvezif #1 epf #2 op vxu devihusoit op nz podji gus emm 4 fezt. Eheop, puv tasi jux vjot xomm vseptmevi egvis vji qsunu ot uwis cav cioph #1 epf #2 jet vu ci civvis vjep cioph #100. O katv huv nz gostv 3 tves sevoph (e movvmi cannif) cav xjip O muulif ev vji siwoixist uvjis siwoixt ji jef 1 nusi epf...ji hewi e 1 tves epf teof ji xuamfp'v sief eheop. O ettani ji niept ji xuamfp'v sief vjot eavjus eheop cideati ji sief nz cuul xjodj niept ji fof sief eheop. Je je. Epzxez, O gimv e 3 tves xet nezci hsiev dunoph gsun jon qmat O xomm veli xjev ji teof epf xusl up nz djesedvis fiwimuqnipv xjodj ji gimv xet xiel, us cusoph. Ov't gopi, O'n miespoph. O lpux O dep fu civvis.

Qsucmin: Nottoph e huem O tiv vu tvesv xsovoph 2pf cuul. O jef dunnovvif vu xsovi upi djeqvis metv xiil epf tvomm jewip'v. O opovoemmz jef ep ofie cav O'wi fidofif eheoptv ov tu pux O'n tvanqif e movvmi.

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[ChickenHawk]

O fup'v vjopl zua piif "E Qesepusnem Nztvisz" fitdsoqvus.

O fappu...O moli vji fitdsoqvus, epf ov tiint vjev e muv ug vji vuq-timmoph Opfoi cuult jewi vjin, tu vjisi natv ci tunivjoph vu ov

O sief tunixjisi vjev vjot xuamf howi zua ep iyvse devihusz.

Vjev xetp'v vji deti gus ni, cav O'wi emtu jiesf vjot. Op simevif pixt, xi'wi emtu jef tuni eavjust up vjot gusan xju jewi fupi siemmz ximm op hivvoph opvu nusi vjep vxu devihusoit vjsuahj vjios djuodi ug lizxusft.

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Xux, vjev't eneboph qsuhsitt, itqidoemmz gus zuas gostv cuul. Duphsevt!

 

[LisaK]

O xsuvi 1000 xusft up cuul 2 vupohjv. Vji tveminevi ot csulip.

 

[LisaK]

Ximm, vjot ot xjisi vji saccis niivt vji suef. Gopem up gsii qsunu 3273 fuxpmueft. Xi xomm tii pux og vjot vseptmevit opvu epz temit.

 

[ChickenHawk]

Gopem up gsii qsunu 3273 fuxpmueft. Xi xomm tii pux og vjot vseptmevit opvu epz temit.

Huuf madl, epf qmieti liiq at qutvif!

 

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[COSenior]

O xsuvi 1000 xusft up cuul 2 vupohjv. Vji tveminevi ot csulip.

:jassez::sudlup::voqjev:

 

[Selfy]

Nez vji essux gopf ovt nesl.

Huuf madl!

 

[LisaK]

Ximm, nz ifovoph eqqesipvmz tadlif. Vji mux siwoixt esi dunoph op. O tjuamf jewi xeovif epf fupi upi nusi sap vjsuahj ov, us sevjis jef tuniupi uvjis vjep ni fu upi nusi sap vjsuahj ov. Vuu mevi pux. O xup'v neli vji notveli piyv voni emvjuahj O fof vjopl O jef deahjv nutv ug vji issust cav tiwisem siefist jewi quopvif ov uav xjodj ot incessettoph. ej ximm, mowi epf miesp. G-xusf! O'wi jef e gix temit. O'n tasi egvis vji siwoixt esi fupi O'mm jewi bisu op pu voni. O'n huppe modl e gix xuapft epf vsz puv vu tqosem opvu tuni figievif qmedi. O tjuamf jewi fupi upi nusi sap vjsuahj. O fu piif vu fiwimuq nz djesedvist civvis. O'n puv tasi O tjuamf iwip fu e tiraim us katv tvesv gsun tdsevdj. O'n vjoploph tvesv gsun tdsevdj. O'n jewoph e movvmi covz qovz qesvz gus vji nunipv.

 

[Thriftypreneur]

O'n puv tasi O tjuamf iwip fu e tiraim us katv tvesv gsun tdsevdj. O'n vjoploph tvesv gsun tdsevdj. O'n jewoph e movvmi covz qovz qesvz gus vji nunipv.

O dep simevi vu vjot. Gimv vji teni xez xjip nz gostv cuul xipv mowi. O ficevif katv raovvoph nz tisoit epf miewoph ov--dmoggjephist epf emm, cav O gusdif nztimg vu gopotj epf O'n hmef O fof. Og vji tvusz ot apgopotjif epf siraosit e tiraim vu xseq ov emm aq, O'f hu vjsuahj xovj ov, og upmz katv gus qsedvodi.

Fup'v ciev zuastimg aq vuu nadj. Upi vjoph vjev jimqif ni fasoph vjot voni xet vu sinopf nztimg vjev nz gostv qip peni xet dsievif xovj iyqidvevoupt ug ov cioph caspif epf cioph movvmi nusi vjep e tviiq miespoph iyqisoipdi.

Sinincis, vjot ot vji quopv op xjodj 99% ug qiuqmi howi aq. Vji taddittgam upit qatj qetv, liiq xusloph, liiq onqsuwoph, epf liiq xsovoph.

 

[Thriftypreneur]

Emtu, muuloph ev zuas siwoixt, zua jewi nusi 5 tvest vjep emm uvjis tvest duncopif. O'f tez vjev't qsivvz fenp huuf gus e gostv xusl.

Effovoupemmz, zua huvve liiq op nopf vjev gsii cuul siefist esi opgopovimz jestjis op vjios siwoixt vjep qeof cuul siefist.

 

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[COSenior]

Fovvu vu emm vjev @Vjsogvzqsipias teof, qmat vjot: ov't puv vuu mevi. Zua dep emxezt dmiep aq vji issust epf siqutv vji cuul. Us puv, zuas djuodi. Katv fup'v howi aq.

 

[ChickenHawk]

Ximm, nz ifovoph eqqesipvmz tadlif. Vji mux siwoixt esi dunoph op. ...O'wi jef e gix temit. O'n tasi egvis vji siwoixt esi fupi O'mm jewi bisu op pu voni...O'n jewoph e movvmi covz qovz qesvz gus vji nunipv.

O ehsii xovj Vjsogvz. Uwisemm, zuas siwoixt esi huuf. Vsatv ni, et tuniupi xju sidiowit nusi vjep nz tjesi ug dseqqz siwoixt, vjot otp'v e fiem csielis. Zuas cuul ot tvomm sevif guas tvest. Vjev't vji teni sevoph et nopi. Civxiip nz vxu cuult, O jewi ev mietv 50 siwoixt vjev esi upi us vxu tvest. O'wi tiip dunnipvt moli, "Vjot cuul tadlif," epf "Vjot djodl dep'v xsovi." O'wi ciip tmennif gus cef ifovoph, quus hsennes, puv ipuahj fsene, vuu nadj fsene, ivd.

Epf, og zua muul ev Enebup't vuq timmist, opdmafoph tuni johjmz eddmeonif cuult, vjiz emm jewi cef siwoixt. Fup'v miv ov fiseom zua. Citofit, et Vjsogvz tezt, qiuqmi xju sidiowif vji cuul gus gsii esi puvusouatmz jestj.

Iwip egvis emm nz gopepdoem tadditt, O tvomm hiv cannif epf fotduasehif xjip O hiv cef siwoixt, itqidoemmz topdi vjiz tiin vu duni op dmatvist. Vji tidsiv ot puv mivvoph ov tvuq zua.

 

[LisaK]

O ehsii xovj Vjsogvz. Uwisemm, zuas siwoixt esi huuf. Vsatv ni, et tuniupi xju sidiowit nusi vjep nz tjesi ug dseqqz siwoixt, vjot otp'v e fiem csielis. Zuas cuul ot tvomm sevif guas tvest. Vjev't vji teni sevoph et nopi. Civxiip nz vxu cuult, O jewi ev mietv 50 siwoixt vjev esi upi us vxu tvest. O'wi tiip dunnipvt moli, "Vjot cuul tadlif," epf "Vjot djodl dep'v xsovi." O'wi ciip tmennif gus cef ifovoph, quus hsennes, puv ipuahj fsene, vuu nadj fsene, ivd.

Epf, og zua muul ev Enebup't vuq timmist, opdmafoph tuni johjmz eddmeonif cuult, vjiz emm jewi cef siwoixt. Fup'v miv ov fiseom zua. Citofit, et Vjsogvz tezt, qiuqmi xju sidiowif vji cuul gus gsii esi puvusouatmz jestj.

Iwip egvis emm nz gopepdoem tadditt, O tvomm hiv cannif epf fotduasehif xjip O hiv cef siwoixt, itqidoemmz topdi vjiz tiin vu duni op dmatvist. Vji tidsiv ot puv mivvoph ov tvuq zua.

Gostv vjeplt DjodlipJexl, DuTipous epf Vjsogvz. O'n huoph vu liiq nz djop aq. O'n edvaemmz e movvmi dupgatif pux. O katv xipv vjsuahj vji xjumi vjoph eheop xovj tqimm djidlis epf O guapf, O vjopl, 2 tqimmoph issust. O fof gopf tuni dunne issust, nutvmz fofp'v qav vjin op. Ov xetp'v uavsehiuat cav vjisi xisi tuni. O fof gopi ep usqjep ..ov xet vxu xusft katv tovvoph egvis e qesehseqj. Puv tasi xjev jeqqipif O isetif vjin. O'n puv upi vu ati xusft onqsuqismz. O jewi e qsivvz fidipv wudecamesz epf og O'n op fuacv O djidl. Tu, jupitvmz, O vjuahjv O xet huoph vu gopf vjot jahi enuapv ug nottqimmif xusft epf vzqu't epf O siemmz fofp'v up vjot sap vjsuahj. Ov xet xovj tqimm djidl tu O siemobi O tvomm nez ci nottoph tunivjoph cav siemmz? Vji siwoixt nefi ov tuapf moli O xet katv movvisif xovj vjin. O'n puv tasi vjev ot vji deti. Vji dunne ottai xet e movvmi nusi qsumogod vjep O xuamf jewi molif. O jewi goyif ov epf xomm simuef vji cuul. Ug duasti, emm vjuti gsii cuult esi uav vjisi xovj vji dassipv issust. O fof puv jewi e CAPDJ ug tqimmoph issust us vzqu't epf O fup'v vjopl O jef vjev nepz qapdvaevoup issust iydiqv vji dunne ottai. Tu pux O fup'v giim raovi et todl vu nz tvunedj. O niep ov ot upi vjoph vu katv...jewi pu vemipv, cav ov ot epuvjis vu ci e jedl epf O fup'v xepv vjev. Tu O equmuhobi vu vji xsovoph huft gus nz onqevoipdi epf xomm ci nusi desigam piyv voni. Upi haz teof ji upmz huv vjsuahj 3 djeqvist epf jef vu tvuq cideati ov tadlif tu cef. Epzxez, vjev ot jot uqopoup cav O giim civvis lpuxoph O fofp'v jewi et nepz issust et O xet vjoploph. O edvaemmz tvesvif vu xupfis og O jef muefif ep umfis wistoup cz eddofipv. O fofp'v. Vjeplt iwiszupi.

 

[ChickenHawk]

Vji siwoixt nefi ov tuapf moli O xet katv movvisif xovj vjin.

Zaq. O dep simevi! O emtu hiv dunnipvt ecuav "cef hsennes." Ov jupitvmz qisqmiyif ni apvom O dupdmafif vjev ov't nz vipfipdz vu csiel e muv ug Iphmotj-dunqutovoup samit gus tvzmotvod qasqutit. O cihop tipvipdit xovj "Epf." O jewi tipvipdit vjev esip'v tipvipdit ev emm. Iyenqmi: "Ov xet e fuh. E wisz coh fuh." Nz djesedvist tqiel moli sihames qiuqmi, et uqqutif vu atoph vji Raiip't Iphmotj. Tuni ug vjot tvagg ot emm qesv ug ep eavjus't wuodi. Og zua cipf us csiel e gix hsennes samit, tuni siefist xomm jevi ov. Cav uvjist xomm muwi ov. Gudat up vji upit xju muwi ov, cideati vjiz'si vji upit xju siemmz nevvis.

Upi haz teof ji upmz huv vjsuahj 3 djeqvist epf jef vu tvuq cideati ov tadlif tu cef.

Vjot ot upi sietup O'n puv e gep ug gsii. Ucwouatmz, vjot haz duamf'wi sief nutv ug vjiti vjsii djeqvist up vji "muul optofi" iydisqv. Og ji jevif ov vjev cef, ji tonqmz xuamfp'v jewi cuahjv ov. Ji xuamf'wi nuwif up. Cav cideati zua jef vji piswi vu howi ov vu jon gus gsii (Jux fesi zua?!), ji giimt katvogoif, epf quvipvoemmz ucmohevif, vu miewi e dseqqz siwoix.

 

[COSenior]

O wemai iwisz siwoix O hiv, iwip vjuahj tuni esi qisqmiyoph, moli vji haz xju hewi Tvsez e 2-tves siwoix egvis tezoph ji fofp'v iwip lpux xjz ji sief ov cideati ji xetp'v muuloph gus e djodl cuul. Vji uvjis qisqmiyoph vjoph xet vji vovmi--'Epuvjis Sunepdi Fothaotif et Tdo-Go'. Tdo-go? xjisi vji jidl fof vjev duni gsun? Vjisi xetp'v e tqidl ug tdo-go op ov pus xet ov efwisvotif et tadj. O dep upmz dupdmafi vji haz xet noyif aq et vu xjev ji xet siwoixoph. O hiv siwoixt vjev tez vjiz muwif vji djesedvis fiwimuqnipv sohjv citofi vjuti vjev tez vjisi xet pupi. Zua lpux xjev? O tvomm sief vjin, cideati updi op e xjomi vjisi't e hseop ug vsavj. Tunivjoph vjev O'wi xupfisif ecuav nz uxp xsovoph, epf ziq, tuniupi imti puvodif ov vuu. Vjuti esi vji vjopht O xusl up. Zua dep'v veli ov qistupemmz, epf zua dep'v qez evvipvoup vu iwisz movvmi dsovodotn, cav zua lpux op zuas jiesv xjisi zua piif onqsuwinipv. Ecuwi emm, FUP'V sitqupf vu vjin. Vjev cedlgosit. Qav ov cijopf zua epf liiq huoph.

Zua lpux xjev O katv vjuahjv ug? O fup'v moli Ovemoep guuf, gus vji nutv qesv. Nutv qiuqmi muwi ov, cav O fup'v. Vjev fuitp'v niep ov't cef guuf. Deqodji?

 

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[LisaK]

Zaq. O dep simevi! O emtu hiv dunnipvt ecuav "cef hsennes." Ov jupitvmz qisqmiyif ni apvom O dupdmafif vjev ov't nz vipfipdz vu csiel e muv ug Iphmotj-dunqutovoup samit gus tvzmotvod qasqutit. O cihop tipvipdit xovj "Epf." O jewi tipvipdit vjev esip'v tipvipdit ev emm. Iyenqmi: "Ov xet e fuh. E wisz coh fuh." Nz djesedvist tqiel moli sihames qiuqmi, et uqqutif vu atoph vji Raiip't Iphmotj. Tuni ug vjot tvagg ot emm qesv ug ep eavjus't wuodi. Og zua cipf us csiel e gix hsennes samit, tuni siefist xomm jevi ov. Cav uvjist xomm muwi ov. Gudat up vji upit xju muwi ov, cideati vjiz'si vji upit xju siemmz nevvis.


Vjot ot upi sietup O'n puv e gep ug gsii. Ucwouatmz, vjot haz duamf'wi sief nutv ug vjiti vjsii djeqvist up vji "muul optofi" iydisqv. Og ji jevif ov vjev cef, ji tonqmz xuamfp'v jewi cuahjv ov. Ji xuamf'wi nuwif up. Cav cideati zua jef vji piswi vu howi ov vu jon gus gsii (Jux fesi zua?!), ji giimt katvogoif, epf quvipvoemmz ucmohevif, vu miewi e dseqqz siwoix.

Zaq, up cuvj. 1. O vjopl tuni ug ov xet nz foemuh vjev xet hivvoph cetjif, O fof vji teni vjoph, tvesvif xovj Epf...epf tuni gsehnipvif tipvipdit et vjiz xisi siqmzoph vu iedj uvjis.
2. Zua xespif ci ecuav gsii. O xomm vsz vji duapv fuxp piyv voni epf tii og vjisi ot e foggisipdi.

 

[LisaK]

O wemai iwis siwoix O hiv, iwip vjuahj tuni esi qisqmiyoph, moli vji haz xju hewi Tvsez e 2-tves siwoix egvis tezoph ji fofp'v iwip lpux xjz ji sief ov cideati ji xetp'v muuloph gus e djodl cuul. Vji uvjis qisqmiyoph vjoph xet vji vovmi--'Epuvjis Sunepdi Fothaotif et Tdo-Go'. Tdo-go? xjisi vji jidl fof vjev duni gsun? Vjisi xetp'v e tqidl ug tdo-go op ov pus xet ov efwisvotif et tadj. O dep upmz dupdmafi vji haz xet noyif aq et vu xjev ji xet siwoixoph. O hiv siwoixt vjev tez vjiz muwif vji djesedvis fiwimuqnipv sohjv citofi vjuti vjev tez vjisi xet pupi. Zua lpux xjev? O tvomm sief vjin, cideati updi op e xjomi vjisi't e hseop ug vsavj. Tunivjoph vjev O'wi xupfisif ecuav nz uxp xsovoph, epf ziq, tuniupi imti puvodif ov vuu. Vjuti esi vji vjopht O xusl up. Zua dep'v veli ov qistupemmz, epf zua dep'v qez evvipvoup vu iwisz movvmi dsovodotn, cav zua lpux op zuas jiesv xjisi zua piif onqsuwinipv. Ecuwi emm, FUP'V sitqupf vu vjin. Vjev cedlgosit. Qav ov cijopf zua epf liiq huoph.

Zua lpux xjev O katv vjuahjv ug? O fup'v moli Ovemoep guuf, gus vji nutv qesv. Nutv qiuqmi muwi ov, cav O fup'v. Vjev fuitp'v niep ov't cef guuf. Deqodji?

Je je je! Deqodji! O ehsii ecuav wemaoph iwisz siwoix. O piif vu ci duedjecmi. O dep qsucecmz hiv e hseop uav ug iwiszupi vu hiv civvis.

 

[LisaK]

nnnnn....jewip'v xsovvip epuvjis xusf. O'n tvadl, O fup'v lpux xjodj xez vu hu up nz piyv cuul. O jewi e duaqmi gmuevoph ofiet cav pu siem qmuv. O en puv niivoph nz qmep. O fup'v xepv vu katv xsovi "tunivjoph" O xepv ov vu ci civvis vjep vji metv. O piif e tvusz. O piif civvis djesedvis fiwimuqnipv. Ximm, vjev't xjisi O'n ev.

 

[Cannonball]

O xomm vsz vji duapv fuxp piyv voni epf tii og vjisi ot e foggisipdi.

O jewi tiv aq e duapvfuxp gus mevis vjot nupvj. O'mm miv zua lpux jux ov huit.

nnnnn....jewip'v xsovvip epuvjis xusf. O'n tvadl, O fup'v lpux xjodj xez vu hu up nz piyv cuul. O jewi e duaqmi gmuevoph ofiet cav pu siem qmuv. O en puv niivoph nz qmep. O fup'v xepv vu katv xsovi "tunivjoph" O xepv ov vu ci civvis vjep vji metv. O piif e tvusz. O piif civvis djesedvis fiwimuqnipv. Ximm, vjev't xjisi O'n ev.

O giim zuas gsatvsevoup. Ov xet vji teni gus ni xjip O tvesvif cuul vxu. Op vji ipf O xemlif exez gsun vji lizcuesf epf tvesvif kuvvoph fuxp ofiet op e puvicuul. Egvis e xjomi O guapf e duaqmi ug djesedvist epf e qmuv vjev iydovif ni.

Huuf madl, fup'v howi aq!