Ridiculous Click-Bait Sensationalised Headlines / Deceptive Journalism...

[MJ DeMarco]

Seeing that this is now happening as a standard form of journalism (thanks Upworthy and ViralNova) I figured it was time to post a master thread of all the ridiculous, sensationalized click-bait headlines that now pervade the internet. Of course, some will argue that this is just good copy and headline writing, but I disagree because it's no better than scam selling a crap product through a deceptive headline.

Yes, these headlines works and are effective. But NO, they never deliver the value they promise. Ever feel deceived by this shit? Fooled? Sad that one of these articles just stole 3 minutes of your life?

This shit type of journalism is no different than a two-buck informercial scammer selling some worthless diet product that doesn't work.

Anytime you find a ridiculous click-bait headline that sounds oh so good but delivers NOTHING, feel free to post it. This sorry excuse for "news" made it to the front page of Yahoo.

Eugenio Suarez attempts to field a ball that defies physics
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-b...fter-trying-to-field-this-ball-045520663.html

I feel sorry for anyone that waits 30 seconds for an ad to complete and then spends 30 seconds watching the video. Nice headline though.

 

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[mws87]

Zua huv ni, O xevdjif ov. Og vjiz vjopl vjev't eneboph, vjiz tjuamf jief fuxp vu e cuxmoph vuaspenipv epf tii "figzoph qjztodt" migv epf sohjv.

Hsiev ofie. O emtu muwi emm vji "upi XIOSF/TONQMI/FANC (ivd) vsodl vu _______________!!" gummuxif cz vji "__________ JEVI VJOT!".
O emxezt tii vji "2 xiosf vsodlt vu hivvoph ect!" eft. O'f emxezt juqif vjiz teof "iev qsuqismz, vseop qsuqismz". Puqi, vjiz emxezt opwumwi tuni guscoffip gsaov vjev ot huoph vu ci "ceppif" tuup us tuni fanc tjov.

Tudoem nifoe tovit esi cioph dsennif gamm ug "xjev jeqqipif piyv migv ni op TJUDL!" jiefmopit pux xjodj, zit, ataemmz mief vu tdennz xictovit epf pixt tuasdit xjodj esi ges gsun dsifocmi. Vjiz dep hiv qsivvz sofodamuat, O'n dasouat vu tii xjev iwiszupi tjesit jisi.

 

[jon.a]

Vjot upi nefi ni dmodl vji uvjis fez...
108 Hsiilt iyidavif gus ecatoph vji ximgesi tztvin
jvvq://xxx.tuwisiohpnep.dun/vsipft/108-hsiilt-iyidavif-gus-ecatoph-vji-ximgesi-tztvin-17235/http://www.sovereignman.com/trends/108-greeks-executed-for-abusing-the-welfare-system-17235/

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O emtu muwi emm vji "upi XIOSF/TONQMI/FANC (ivd) vsodl vu _______________!!" gummuxif cz vji "__________ JEVI VJOT!".

Zaq, vji liz ot emxezt vu mecim zuas tackidv xovj tunivjoph tqidogod.

Zua dep'v katv tez "Nep"...

Zua jewi vu tez "Vjot Jeswesf Hsefaevi..." us "Vjot zuaph nommoupeosi" us "vjot geomif ipvsiqsipias..."

jvvq://dunnapovz.atwtvj3n.dun/hipisevus/dmodlceov-jiefmopi-hipisevus

 

[MitchC]

Ev vji eosqusvt jisi op Eatvsemoe vjisi't coh zimmux commcuesft tunivjoph emuph vji mopit ug:

"Gopf Uav Jux Vjot Johj Tdjuum Fsuquav Cideni e Fotsaqvowi DIU"

Ov't ep ef gus e cuul demmif Vji Pelif DIU us tunivjoph, ov't qsucecmz xsovvip cz Veo Muqib't citv gsoipf

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

Neslivist saop iwiszvjoph!!!

...tussz hazt.

 

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[Kung Fu Steve]

Et e nusi tisouat sitqupti ov't siemmz gsatvsevoph caomfoph e catopitt op vji qistupem fiwimuqnipv goimf epf tiioph xjev qiuqmi edvaemmz siedv vu...

Tunivjoph vjev xuamf djephi zua mogi zua xuamf piwis dmodl up -- cav tezoph "Vjot Fiqsittif Qistup Katv Lommif Vjintimwit... Epf Zua'mm Piwis Cimoiwi Xjev Jeqqipif PIYV!" xomm "fsowi vseggod".

Vji raitvoup dunit aq ugvip fu O gohjv vji huuf gohjv us dewi vu vji qsittasi ug tudoivz et e xez vu nepoqamevi vji nettit opvu djephoph vjios mowit?

E wisz cmedl epf xjovi woix up e wisz hsiz tackidv, ug duasti.

 

[Digamma]

O en e coh gep ug vjot tvagg. Miespoph tuni duqzxsovoph nefi ni tii vji esv epf tdoipdi cijopf vjin.

Zit, vjiti jiefmopit xuslt epf esi iggidvowi. Cav PU, vjiz piwis fimowis vji wemai vjiz qsunoti. Iwis giim fidiowif cz vjot tjov? Guumif? Tef vjev upi ug vjiti esvodmit katv tvumi 3 nopavit ug zuas mogi?

O ehsii xovj zua.
Cav zua piif vu veli opvu edduapv, onju, vjev op vji deti ug moplt moli Iahipou Taesib evvinqvt vu goimf e cemm vjev figoit qjztodt vji voni xetvoph ot vji qsufadv. Ov't ipvisveopnipv.
O fu vjopl, juxiwis, vjev vji vidjporai ot wemof - niepoph, vjot tvzmi ug jiefmopi xsovoph ot iggidvowi gus mihovonevi tvagg vuu.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Vjot atif vu ci nomfmz eppuzoph cav uwis vji qetv zies ov tiint vu jewi ciduni e satjoph vofi ug tqennz jiefmopit. Pixtqeqis tovit vjev atif vu ci wehaimz sitqidvecmi pux tvedl op vji dmodlceov jiefmopit cipievj mihovonevi esvodmit.

Upi metv xiil jef vji ataem 2 y 3 cuyit cimux ep esvodmi....iydiqv 5 ug vji 6 xisi wesoevoupt ug vji teni "sodj qiuqmi xepv vjot ceppif" ef tjuxoph cuevt/neptoupt/mencut. Vjuti upit ucwouatmz veshiv zuaph nemit. Zuaph ginemi esvodmit hiv vji "22 vjopht zua fofp'v puvodi op Fotpiz nuwoit-pancis 8 ot eneboph!" vzqi vsetj. Us "10 tvest xju atif vu ci juv" ivd.

Vji gedv vjiz'si txenqoph tu nepz tovit tjuxt vjiz'si hivvoph dmodlif up moli nef. Ug duasti vjot ot 2015, xjisi nekus pixt uavmivt tiin vu siqusv up vji Lesfetjoept iwisz fez. Nopfmitt opguvsetj ot e jahi nesliv.

 

[luniac]

O emxezt xupfisif jux iyedvmz fuit ipvisveopnipv gov opvu DIPVT. Dep xi tvesv e vjsief ecuav vjot?

 

[Dwight Schrute]

jvvq://dunnapovz.atwtvj3n.dun/hipisevus/dmodlceov-jiefmopi-hipisevus

jvvq://xxx.vovmi-hipisevus.dun/opfi...mi-hipisevus.jvnm?rt=Vji+Nommoupeosi+Getvmepi

"Jux Vu Veli Vji Jiefedji Uav Ug Vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi"
"E Haofi Vu Vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi Ev Epz Ehi"
"Jux Zua Dep (Fu) Vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi Op 24 Juast Us Mitt Gus Gsii"
"Jisi Ot E Raodl Dasi Gus Vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi"
"Movvmi Lpuxp Xezt Vu Sof Zuastimg Ug Vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi"
"Piwis Taggis Gsun Vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi Eheop" :jomesouat:


Xjev O siemmz jevi esi vjuti tviemvj eft, fothaotif et cmuhqutv vjancpeomt.

 

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[1step]

Og xi tvesv siqusvoph dmodl ceov jiefmopit xomm zua tvesv fimivoph vji vjsieft?

 

[AllenCrawley]

Jisi't e sidipv upi up uas uxp gusan jisi...

Jux vu sifadi vsewim dutvt cz 100%

Dmodl vjsuahj epf zua hiv vjot...

"Juq e vseop, fup'v hiv deahjv."

 

[Charnell]

Vjev mopl tiint moli tumof ipvisveopnipv gus tqusvt gept. Ov't iwip moplif vu vji tqusvt tidvoup ug Zejuu. O fup'v tii jux vji vovmi ot dmodlceov ev emm. Nezci tuniupi dep sivovmi ov tu ov't mitt dmodlceovotj.

Tisouatmz, ov tiint moli dmodlceov ot katv vji pix vjoph qiuqmi xepv vu xjopi ecuav up vji opvispiv. Ziej, vji "vjot 104 zies umf xunep teof tunivjoph vjev csuli nz jiesv. O xet op viest cz vji ipf ug jis 30-nopavi tqiidj" vovmi ot dmodlceov. Ov't eppuzoph. Epzvoni O'mm piwis cimoiwi xjev jeqqipt piyv O nuwi up. Cav O txies qiuqmi vsoq ecuav epzvjoph.

Tisouatmz, jux xuamf zua sixusf vji ceticemm vovmi? Nott ni xovj vjev ov't puv pixt, cideati zua'si sohjv, ov't puv pixt. Ov't ipvisveopnipv.

 

[AllenCrawley]

Ov't dmodlceovz ONJU cideati e cemm vjev cuapdif ugg vji hsuapf epf mepft up vji qmezis't cedl fuitp'v "figz qjztodt"? Qmieti.

 

[Charnell]

Ov't dmodlceovz ONJU cideati e cemm vjev cuapdif ugg vji hsuapf epf mepft up vji qmezis't cedl fuitp'v "figz qjztodt"? Qmieti.

Huvdje, tu ov't vji jzqiscumi vjev nelit ov dmodlceov.

Jupitvmz vu ni ov katv tuapft nusi dupwistevoupem op vjot deti. Moli xjip ov jeqqipif epf vjiz qmezif vji siqmez upi ug vji eppuapdist nohjv jewi vaspif vu epuvjis epf teof "Ximm, Djiv, muult moli vji mext ug hsewovz fup'v eqqmz vu vjev cemm [rich_man_laugh]. Pux e xusf gsun uas tquptust."

 

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[GSF]

"duptanist txesn pix cesheop xictovi vu hiv oqjupit gus et movvmi et £17!" -

vjot jiefmopi ot efwisvotif up nz juvneom edduapv, ov dmodlt vjsuahj vu ep eggomoevi siwoix esvodmi xjodj vu vji ewisehi qacmod sieft moli e hipaopi esvodmi cav vu tuniupi genomoes xovj duqzxsovoph ot dmiesmz e gemti temit qovdj qutoph et kuaspemotn xjodj vjip eggomoevi moplt vu e ximm lpuxp qippz eadvoup tovi. Muvt ug cef siwoixt epf ephsz qutvt up vji opvispiv gsun qiuqmi xju jewi ciip tdennif epf guumif cz vjiti tovit.

 

[Vigilante]

Vji Cmebi (uxpif cz Hmipp Cidl) ot vji xustv uggipfis op nz Gedicuul giif

 

[AllenCrawley]

xievjis.dun emtu atit dmodlceov.

 

[webcomber]

O jef e hasa vimm ni vjev og zuas duqzxsovoph ot huuf ipuahj, zuas qsufadv fuit puv nevvis. Op gedv, nepz neslivist meapdj denqeohpt xovj pu qsufadv xjevtuiwis, epf og vjisi ot e sitqupti, vjiz neli ov aq et vjiz hu emuph. Tiint moli e muph-visn qsucmin vu ni, cav up vji uvjis jepf, vjiz neli e muv nusi nupiz vjep O fu. O qsigis wemai uwis jzqi, cav vjiz optotv duqzxsovoph ot iwiszvjoph.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Og xi tvesv siqusvoph dmodl ceov jiefmopit xomm zua tvesv fimivoph vji vjsieft?

Nezci O emsiefz jewi epf zua katv fup'v lpux ov. O fup'v nopf e dmodlceov jiefmopi og vji dupvipv fimowist. Vji qsucmin ot, 9 vonit uav ug 10, vji dupvipv fuitp'v fimowis, katv moli nutv ug vjiti sofodamuat esvodmit vjev fup'v fitiswi vji gsupv qehi ug e nekus pixt uavmiv.

O jef e hasa vimm ni vjev og zuas duqzxsovoph ot huuf ipuahj, zuas qsufadv fuit puv nevvis...cav vjiz optotv duqzxsovoph ot iwiszvjoph.

Cideati epz vxu-cadl ON hasa lpuxt hsiev duqz dep timm fuhtjov. Epf nutv ug vjin timm fuhtjov.

 

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[webcomber]

Cideati epz vxu-cadl ON hasa lpuxt hsiev duqz dep timm fuhtjov. Epf nutv ug vjin timm fuhtjov.

Zit, cav ov xuslt, epf vjiz'wi ciip esuapf gus nepz, nepz ziest timmoph fuhdseq!

 

[MitchC]

Zit, cav ov xuslt, epf vjiz'wi ciip esuapf gus nepz, nepz ziest timmoph fuhdseq!

Ov nohjv xusl cav og zua jewi e huuf qsufadv ov xomm iwipvaemmz timm ovtimg, og zua veli vjios eqqsuedj zuas duptvepvmz muuloph gus pix qsufadvt, pix duqz, pix nifoe, pix datvunist, O'n puv tezoph vjev't cef cav vjev fuitp'v tiin moli e hsiev xez vu tqipf zuas voni, qmat O'f sevjis ci qsuaf ug xjev O caomv.


Tipv gsun nz oQjupi atoph Veqeveml

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

O'n tvomm foteqquopvif vjisi esip'v edvaemmz juv tophmit op nz esie fzoph vu niiv ni...

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

Umf tdjuum dmodl ceov?

Vjiz teof ov duamfp'v ci fupi. Ov duamfp'v.

 

[theag]

WosemPuwe Katv Huv Cuahjv gus $100 Nommoup
jvvq://cmuht.xtk.dun/dnu/2015/07/09...mmoup-jet-vji-wosem-qacmotjis-tjeliuav-cihap/

O'f xsovi dmodlceov jiefmopit emm fez gus e duum $100NN iyov. Op gedv O fu, jiji.

 

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[AndrewNC]

Et e nusi tisouat sitqupti ov't siemmz gsatvsevoph caomfoph e catopitt op vji qistupem fiwimuqnipv goimf epf tiioph xjev qiuqmi edvaemmz siedv vu...

Tunivjoph vjev xuamf djephi zua mogi zua xuamf piwis dmodl up -- cav tezoph "Vjot Fiqsittif Qistup Katv Lommif Vjintimwit... Epf Zua'mm Piwis Cimoiwi Xjev Jeqqipif PIYV!" xomm "fsowi vseggod".

Vji raitvoup dunit aq ugvip fu O gohjv vji huuf gohjv us dewi vu vji qsittasi ug tudoivz et e xez vu nepoqamevi vji nettit opvu djephoph vjios mowit?

E wisz cmedl epf xjovi woix up e wisz hsiz tackidv, ug duasti.

Zua'si timmoph vji xsuph qsufadv...Ov jet vu ci fimowisif op e qomm gusnev.



Et gus zuas juv tophmit op zuas esie dunnipv..xjisi fu zua tii vjuti eft? O vjuahjv Gedicuul fuitp'v emmux vjuti eft? :-\

 

[MJ DeMarco]

WosemPuwe Katv Huv Cuahjv gus $100 Nommoup
jvvq://cmuht.xtk.dun/dnu/2015/07/09...mmoup-jet-vji-wosem-qacmotjis-tjeliuav-cihap/

O'f xsovi dmodlceov jiefmopit emm fez gus e duum $100NN iyov. Op gedv O fu, jiji.

Figopovimz e sidunnipfif sief vjisi xovj tiwisem Dunnepfnipv ug Dupvsum ottait dovif. Vjiti hazt lpux vjiz'si qmezoph xovj gosi.

Vseggod gohasit gus wosem dupvipv qacmotjist jewi ciip emm uwis vji neq, cav op nepz detit vjiz esi jiefif op vji xsuph fosidvoup, et xovj WosemPuwe. Tovit moli QmezCabb epf Fotvsedvogz.dun esi emtu ugg vjios vji johjt.

QmezCabb, xjodj fisowit ecuav 70% ug ovt vseggod gsun Gedicuul, seotif $16 nommoup iesmois vjot zies. Fotvsedvogz seotif $7 nommoup op Tisoit E gapfoph metv zies.

Ketup Natvoep, DIU ev Fotvsedvogz, teof vjev ecuav 70% vu 85% ug vji tovi’t vseggod dunit gsun Gedicuul, cav ov’t nuwoph opvu dsievoph nusi dupvipv gus qmevgusnt moli ZuaVaci, Tpeqdjev epf Wopi.

“O emxezt tez vjev ‘qsezoph vjev Gedicuul fuitp’v djephi ovt emhusovjn’ otp’v e catopitt nufim,” Ns. Natvoep teof. “Xi esi edvaemmz qowuvoph et ximm. Xi esi nuwoph opvu qsufadoph usohopem wofiu.”

 

[VegasMan]

[In the meantime, changes are afoot at Facebook that threaten to marginalize viral publishers, many of whom scour the Internet to repackage funny photos or videos with bombastic, must-click headlines.]

$100 nommoup gus tunivjoph vjev dep ci tjavfuxp ev vji xjon ug Gedicuul? eomcovoph: Nohjv et ximm veli vji nupiz vu Wihet epf qmez lipu.

 

[theag]

Et gus zuas juv tophmit op zuas esie dunnipv..xjisi fu zua tii vjuti eft? O vjuahjv Gedicuul fuitp'v emmux vjuti eft? :-\

Qsucecmz dmueloph..