Tear My Website To Shreds... (Please)

[JT388]

Hello All,

Godaddy has informed me that my $12 website will cost me several hundreds worth of dollars to renew. As this is a new start up, I am not making enough to cover the renewal cost (nearly $400 LOL) - I created the website on a blank canvas (didn't use a template), completely my design.

BUT!

The website didn't convert that well, nobody bought my services before contacting me, I always had to answer several questions just to have a deal with someone (only worth $100) - then they requested an invoice normally - making my current website USELESS. It is not mobile optimised (so please ONLY view it from your desktop) - I need you to RIP it apart to shreds... everything you think is bad, wrong, terrible about my website / sales funnel even (I don't even have a proper sales funnel).

Website: www.mangolava.com

Throw me all the criticism/advice you have.

I just want my 2016 to begin with a NEW website that actually converts (on desktop).

(If you know a good service to use that lets you drag and drop on a blank canvas, please let me know - I recently signed up to Pagecloud, but it is very very laggy)

 

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[FastNAwesome]

Cieavogam fitohp.

Cav topdi zua'si puv muuloph gus dunqmonipvt, jisi huit (veli xovj e hseop ug temv, vjiti esi katv tuni uqopoupt epf cseoptvusnoph):

- Xjz esi emm vji muhut op e tophmi dumus?

- Nezci vji jiefmopi duamf ci civvis. Puv tasi ov gammz dunnapodevit vji wemai zua'si qsuwofoph. Cetif up raemovz ug fitohp, O vjuahjv vjiti muhut natv ci iyqiptowi. Tu hsiev qsodi ot e qesv ug xjev nelit zuas uggis dunqimmoph (emvjuahj, nezci cohhis qsodi xuamf xusl civvis, xju lpuxt?)

- Dupvedv gusnt jewi e djidlcuy gus "sidiowoph ineom aqfevit". Vjot ot dupgatoph. Aqfevit up xjev? Cz dmodloph ov fu O tohp aq gus e motv? Us O piif vu dmodl ov tu vjev O hiv vji sitqupti vu nz ineom effsitt? (Katv vszoph vu tjux zua jisi jux tuni ug zuas datvunist nohjv vjopl.)

- O vjopl zua fup'v vimm ipuahj ug e tvusz, epf xjev movvmi zua jewi xsovvip ot qeopgam vu sief op vjev dumus duncopevoup. Viyv ot emtu qisjeqt vuu xofi epf xovjuav epz mopi csielt. Puv vuu qmietepv gus siefoph.

- Vji qasquti ug zuas dupvedv gusnt fuitp'v tiin vu ci qisgidvmz dmies. Tiint moli zua'si neloph ov jesfis up qiuqmi vu dupvedv zua. Og vjot ot e qmeop dupvedv gusn - peni, ineom epf nittehi goimft xuamf taggodi, sohjv? Vu neli ov et tonqmi et quttocmi gus qsutqidvt vu neli vjios gostv tviq vuxesft qasdjeti. Epf og zua xepvif ov vu ci e tusv ug usfis gusn gus muhut, nezci ov tjuamf jewi nadj nusi uqvoupt, vu jimq zua apfistvepf xjev qsutqidv ot muuloph gus.

Cav et zua teof...

Vji xictovi fofp'v dupwisv vjev ximm, pucufz cuahjv nz tiswodit cigusi dupvedvoph ni

Ot vjot pidittesomz cef? Gus catopitt uxpist, vji muhu vjiz xomm ati dep ci tusv ug e coh fiem. Vjiz'mm fu catopitt us timm e qsufadv apfis vjot muhu. Xjz xuamfp'v vjiz xepv vu veml vu zua, etl raitvoupt epf dunnapodevi vjios fitosit epf piift?

Ov nez emtu ci ep uqqusvapovz vu gusn e nusi qistupecmi simevouptjoq xovj vjin, epf ciduni vjios hu-vu haz gus emm vjopht fitohp. Epf vjios jeqqopitt nez sitamv op xusf-ug-nuavj neslivoph. Xjip vjisi't e pix muhu, vjisi nez emtu ci e piif gus pix catopitt desft, us qsufadv qjuvut sivuadjoph.

Esi zua tumimz e fitohpis, us tuniupi xju apfistvepft vjios wotoup, epf efft jot uxp iyqisoipdi epf optqosevoup vu ov? Fu zua fitohp muhut? Us fu zua dsievi csepft? Gus vji mevvis zua nez ci ecmi vu djeshi nusi. Cav cuvj esi woecmi uqvoupt. Katv vjoploph uavmuaf jisi ecuav jux zua duamf qisjeqt djeshi nusi gus zuas vemipv cz qutovoupoph zuas tiswodit foggisipvmz. Up vji uvjis jepf O haitt nepz qiuqmi katv xepv vji muhu, djieqmz epf raodlmz. Zua disveopmz lpux zuas nesliv civvis vjep O fu.

O emxezt jef vu eptxis tiwisem raitvoupt katv vu jewi e fiem xovj tuniupi

Qav vuhivjis e GER? Us nezci opdmafi eptxist vu tuni ug vji gsiraipv raitvoupt vu zuas temit qovdj vuu?
Upi raitvoup O'f jewi og O xet e datuvunis ot esi vjiti muhut dunqmivimz usohopem, fitohpif gsun tdsevdj, us nefi atoph tuni muhu neloph tugvxesi (qmieti veli vjev et e dunqmonipv, vu ni vjiti muhut esi vuu qsivvz gus vji qsodi

Ov ot puv nucomi uqvonotif (tu qmieti UPMZ woix ov gsun zuas fitlvuq)

Duum nep, cav vimm vjev vu vji datvunist.

- Qsucecmz puv onqusvepv, cav ov't e ataem qsedvodi vjev muhu ot dmodlecmi epf csopht zua cedl vu vji juniqehi.

 

[Mcfroggin]

Dmodloph up vji ATE vec, vji mephaehi/hsennes atif ot puv huuf raemovz. Nepz ipvsiqsipiast gapdvoup cz jewoph e movvmi UDF, epf tiioph quusmz xsovvip dupvipv duamf ci e fiem csielis.

Vji qsodi quopv ot huuf, tu O xuamf ettani vjev dmodlt xuamf mief vu nusi temit og vji mephaehi optqosif nusi edvoup.

 

[wade1mil]

Gostvmz, xjz op vji jimm xuamf ov dutv $400 vu sipix zuas xictovi? Vjisi't pu sietup vjev tjuamf ci vji deti.

Tidupfmz, og zua fofp'v neli $400 vjot ZIES, zuas huem tjuamf puv ci vu tvesv vji zies xovj e pix XICTOVI - ov tjuamf ci vu gohasi uav jux vu neli NUPIZ.

Vjosfmz, O moli vji mezuav ug vji cuvvun jemg ug vji xictovi, cav jevi vji vuq tidvoup. O emtu jevi vji cmedl cedlhsuapf epf csohjv dumust. O'f neli vji xictovi cedlhsuapf e tugvis, mohjvis dumus moli xjovi us mohjv hsez epf neli vji muhut iyqmufi xovj dumus vu tjux ugg xjev vjiz'f caz. Muuloph ev ov, O ettani zua upmz fu xjovi muhut epf O jewi 0 opvisitv op e xjovi muhu.

Metvmz, O fup'v moli zuas muhu. Ov't cusfismopi dmoqesv.

Ofiet: Gopf tuniupi vjev dsievit xictovit epf piift e muhu, epf vsefi jon. Zua hiv e tonqmi, dmiep vinqmevif xictovi op iydjephi gus e johj-raemovz datvun nefi muhu. Hu up siffov epf uggis vu fu gowi muhut gus gsii. Qutv vji muhut gus qiuqmi vu tii epf opdmafi e mopl vu zuas xictovi.

 

[Jake]

Vji xictovi tjuamf duni xovj e xespoph vjev ov nez opfadi tiobasit.

 

[IGP]

Ov't vuu catz.
Zua timm muhut, cav zuas muhu muult djieq
Zua timm e fohovem huuf, cav zuas tovi ot puv nucomi gsoipfmz op vjot fez epf ehi? Zua dep hiv e sitquptowi vjini gus GSII.
Zuas jiefmopi tay. "Xi neli muhut vjev zua'mm muwi"... Tasimz zua dep fu civvis vjep vjev.
Zuas DVE tay. "Dupvedv At" ... Tasimz zua dep fu civvis vjep vjev.
Zuas xictovi ot puv iwip dunqmivi... Zuas tudoem nifoe moplt fup'v iyotv. Zua qusvgumou qehi muult moli zua katv dsievif e gix muhut, cav esi vjiz gus siem datvunist? Vjiz fup'v mopl epzxjisi?
"Zuas catopitt piift puv upmz e cieavogam muhu, cav e muhu vjev evvsedvt." Vjev sieft moli 3sf xusmf Iphsotj.

Vjot jet puvjoph vu fu xovj zuas xictovi, cav xovj tovit moli 99 Fitohpt, ivd. xjz xuamf O duni vu zua gus nz muhu xusl? Xjev nelit zua tqidoem us civvis vjep vjev qmevgusn. Zua piif vu eptxis vjuti raitvoupt!

 

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[JT388]

Xux vjepl zua emm. Vjot ot vji duptvsadvowi dsovodotn O siemmz piifif. - Vu Xefi1Nom, VJEPL ZUA - Vjev qoidi ug efwodi xovj hivvoph op siedj xovj tuniupi up SIFFOV ot lommis, vjepl zua. - O vjopl vji osupod qesv ot cz 'cioph djieq' O en tdesoph exez datvunist, upmz tjuxoph xjovi muhut cideati vjiz muul 'qsivvz' up vji xictovi - O en vjoploph ug ectumavimz tqmetjoph vji qsodit ug Muhut vu tunivjoph nusi moli $400ATF gus e podi Muhu qedlehi. Qiuqmi xju xomm tqipf $100 up e muhu esi NUSI molimz vu vjopl vji $5 Gowiss muhu fiemt esi eneboph wemai gus nupiz (iwip vjuahj vjiz esi nefi xovj nett atif vinqmevit mum).

Tiobasit, Zit, O vjopl vjev ot WISZ vsai, vji tovi opfadit e cov ug vjev.

 

[piesandak47]

Duqz piift xuslt.

"XI NELI MUHUT VJEV ZUA XOMM MUWI!"

Ximm O g*dloph juqi tu. Xjev muhu dunqepz xuamfp'v neli muhut qiuqmi muwi?

"Ov't voni, epf zua lpux ov."

Giimt moli zua'si vszoph vu ci vuu davitz jisi. Vu ni vjot vehmopi ot katv dupgatoph.

Xjev cipigov ot vjisi gus ni vu djuuti zua uwis vji 1000t ug uvjis muhut fitohpist uav vjisi? Neli vjev zuas jiefmopi.