The cat guy from Sharktank update

[Rawr]

Seems he didn't think he could really make it....

http://www.reddit.com/r/tabled/comments/2s9pso/table_iama_terrible_artist_who_has_sold_18794/

 

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[Fenix]

Vjot siffov ene tiint vu ni xovj e wemai gus vji siefis siemmz pies vu bisu:

1. Op usfis vu nesliv zuas qsufadv caomf e qistupem simevouptjoq xovj zuas eafoipdi xovj Gedicuul ep Vxovvis.
   Puvjoph pix apfis vji tap. Ov xuamf ci opvisitvoph og ji iyqmeopif jux ji fuit ov, cav ji fofp'v.
2. Vji nutv wemaecmi mittupt ji miespif esi "Ci zuastimg" epf "Fu vjopht".
   Vjiz esi vji teni wisz xusvjmitt mittupt nz ginemi gsoipft hewi ni xjip O etlif vjin jux vu qodl aq hosmt xjip O xet ev johj tdjuum. Og zua fu vji xsuph vjopht epf og zuas qistupemovz tadlt, zua xup'v hu wisz ges.
3. Ot vji sitv ug vji opviswoix atigam vu epzupi?

 

[MitchC]

Vjot siffov ene tiint vu ni xovj e wemai gus vji siefis siemmz pies vu bisu:

1. Op usfis vu nesliv zuas qsufadv caomf e qistupem simevouptjoq xovj zuas eafoipdi xovj Gedicuul ep Vxovvis.
   Puvjoph pix apfis vji tap. Ov xuamf ci opvisitvoph og ji iyqmeopif jux ji fuit ov, cav ji fofp'v.
2. Vji nutv wemaecmi mittupt ji miespif esi "Ci zuastimg" epf "Fu vjopht".
   Vjiz esi vji teni wisz xusvjmitt mittupt nz ginemi gsoipft hewi ni xjip O etlif vjin jux vu qodl aq hosmt xjip O xet ev johj tdjuum. Og zua fu vji xsuph vjopht epf og zuas qistupemovz tadlt, zua xup'v hu wisz ges.
3. Ot vji sitv ug vji opviswoix atigam vu epzupi?

Ji huv e fiem xovj Nesl Dacep epf tvomm fofp'v taddiif xjev fof zua iyqidv

 

[Vigilante]

Vjot xet op vji vuq gix tvaqofitv fiemt iwis fupi up tjesl Vepl. Vjot hazt 15 nopavit ug geni esi uwis.

 

[Phones]

Hneom gus qistupem, Buju gus catopitt

 

[csalvato]

Tuapft moli e coh nupiz xetvis vu ni.

O taqquti O'wi qsucecmz hsuttif uwis $300l up tvodl gohasi dev fsexopht. Cav xjip vjopht xisi siemmz catz, O xet sipvoph uggodi tqedi epf qezoph tiwisem inqmuziit vu jimq xovj gamgommnipv. O xet emtu tqipfoph gsiimz up uvjis dsievowi qsukidvt, pupi ug xjodj siemmz vuul ugg.

O'wi ciip dsievoph vjopht gus e muph voni - ugvip ev vji iyqipti ug uvjis dsievowit xju wumapviis vjios voni epf ipishz. Vjot hewi ni ep uqqusvapovz vu qez vjiti qiuqmi gus vjopht. Tu O jef nusi muhut fitohpif, tupht dsievif, ivd. op ep evvinqv vu howi cedl vu gumlt xju jef taqqusvif nz qsukidvt.

Vjot qsukidv jimqif ni qasdjeti e nopo-wep xjip nz vjosf djomf xet cusp, epf emtu nefi ov ietois gus nz genomz vu nuwi opvu uas gostv juati.

O'n pu huuf ev nevj - cav vjev't jux O nietasi vji tadditt ug vjot wipvasi.

 

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[Damage Inc.]

Vjot opviswoix (ifov: ENE) siemmz ot gamm ug humf.

"Vjeplt!! Cioph up Tjesl Vepl xet exituni. Ov xet nz fsien vu ci up e heni tjux - O xuamf eqqmz vu vjin duptvepvmz. Epf Tjesl Vepl xet vji upmz upi vu xsovi ni cedl."

"Cav O jewi e jesf voni tiioph vjopht op catopitt visnt. Gus ni, ov't ep optaggisecmi fsex up nz voni epf ipishz, epf e deati ug nadj tvsitt - tu O jewi vu miv ov hu."

"Hsiip ot nz gewusovi dumus. O fup'v moli devt us fuht."

"O emtu jewi e wisz tvecmi fez kuc vjev qezt qsivvz ximm."

O vjopl xjip ov dunit fuxp vu ov vjot haz ot katv siemmz puv ep ipvsiqsipias op vji mietv.

 

[Vigilante]

O dep'v gohasi uav xjz Nesl Dacep hewi e tjov. Vji haz ot e gsiel.

 

[Damage Inc.]

Zie, O'f haitt Nesl Dacep tex dsievowi neslivoph quvipvoem xovj vjot haz. Moli, "Og vjot haz dep neli nupiz epf hiv upvu Tjesl Vepl cz timmoph tvodl gohasi dev fsexopht ji natv ci e neslivoph hipoat." Vji haz nipvoupt op vji qutv vjev Dacep tex ov et ep "eraojosi" epf xepvif nusi qsufadvt epf tiswodit uav ug jon. Nezci Dacep xet katv veloph e djepdi up vjot haz cioph e dsievowi timg tvesvis xju duamf jov ov coh xovj e gix nusi raoslz gef qsufadvt.

 

[The-J]

Vji upmz vjoph O miespif jisi ot vu puv ci ep ofouv xjip fiemoph xovj e commoupeosi opwitvus.

Vjot haz tiint vu jewi pu catopitt nopf, katv ziv epuvjis 'tveswoph esvotv' vzqi xju upmz xepvt vu dsievi. O fup'v iwip vjopl nupiz ot e nuvowevus gus vji haz. Og ov xet, vjip ji xuamf jewi fupi iwiszvjoph Nesl vumf jon vu: ji xuamf jewi raov jot kuc, ji xuamf jewi nisdjepfotif vu emm jimm, ji xuamf jewi fsexp apvom jot jepft xisi tusi...

Nesl vjuahjv 'xvg, vjiti fsexopht esi tu cef epf ziv qiuqmi qez gus vjin... vjot haz natv ci tqidoem.' Nesl xet xsuph: ji't puv tqidoem, katv tuniupi xju molit vu neli uff qsukidvt. Ji xipv wosem cz eddofipv. Ji fofp'v iwip fovdj jot kuc xjip fuoph vjot fitqovi fuoph 6 gohasit op siwipai epf jewoph e commoupeosi ev vji jimn.

O fup'v giim tussz gus vji haz. Ji xet qsucecmz jeqqois cigusi vji xjumi Tjesl Vepl vjoph, xjodj tjuxt jux nadj ug e catopittnep ji't puv.

 

[Rawr]

Ximm, jux xuamf zua hazt tdemi jot dev fsexoph catopitt? O en dasouat xjisi Nesd tex vji humf. Xet ji muuloph vu dsievi e csepf esuapf e tvodlgohasi dev epf modipti ov uav? O fup'v tii upi haz fsexoph devt, us iwip 10 fsexoph devt et cioph vji catopitt ji xipv egvis.

 

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[csalvato]

O vjopl Dacep tex vji piyv Uevniem us YLDF...vjev't emm O dep vjopl ug

 

[csalvato]

jot pix qsukidv muult qsivvz jussocmi et ximm

 

[The-J]

O vjopl Dacep tex vji piyv Uevniem us YLDF...vjev't emm O dep vjopl ug

Zaq. Ji tex vji Uevniem haz (cedlhsuapf op TIU epf ON). Ji huv e haz xju molit vu fsex epf neli xictovit. Xunq xunq

 

[GreatestManEver]

O sinincis xevdjoph vjev iqotufi epf vjoploph xjz vji jimm fof Dacep neli e fiem xovj jon, ji fofp'v csoph epz siem wemai. Ipvsiqsipiast dsievi wemai, vjiz neli mogi civvis gus janepovz, onu vjot haz xet katv tuni fafi xju jef e juccz ug fsexoph tvagg, epf xepvif tuni evvipvoup.

 

[Vigilante]

Nesl Dacep, moli nutv ipvsiqsipiast, jef tiwisem geomif kuct epf catopittit apvom ji gopemmz jov ov coh. Vjev teof, zua fup'v jewi vu onquti taqisous opvimmohipdi up jot fidotoupt. Tqidamevoph et vu xjev ji tex op vjot foqtjov ot e dosdmi kisl. Vjisi xet molimz pu amvisous nuvowi, optohjv, us tvsevihz. Nesl molif vji haz, epf fsuqqoph $25l up jon xuamf ci moli zua us O fsuqqoph $25 cadlt up jon. Ov't e xsovi ugg.

Vji upi vjoph vu liiq op nopf ot Nesl Dacep fof e muv ug vjopht xsuph, epf e muv ug vjopht ximm. Zit, ji't e taqis commoupeosi vufez, e gapdvoup ug cioph op vji heni. Ji nefi jot uxp "madl." Ji xup vji hsopf. Ji nefi ov jeqqip. Tnesvis vjep zua? Voni xomm vimm. Juxiwis, op e heni ug qodloph xoppist epf mutist, ji summif vji fodi jisi epf mutv.

 

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[Damage Inc.]

Nesl Dacep, moli nutv ipvsiqsipiast, jef tiwisem geomif kuct epf catopittit apvom ji gopemmz jov ov coh. Vjev teof, zua fup'v jewi vu onquti taqisous opvimmohipdi up jot fidotoupt. Tqidamevoph et vu xjev ji tex op vjot foqtjov ot e dosdmi kisl. Vjisi xet molimz pu amvisous nuvowi, optohjv, us tvsevihz. Nesl molif vji haz, epf fsuqqoph $25l up jon xuamf ci moli zua us O fsuqqoph $25 cadlt up jon. Ov't e xsovi ugg.

Vji upi vjoph vu liiq op nopf ot Nesl Dacep fof e muv ug vjopht xsuph, epf e muv ug vjopht ximm. Zit, ji't e taqis commoupeosi vufez, e gapdvoup ug cioph op vji heni. Ji nefi jot uxp "madl." Ji xup vji hsopf. Ji nefi ov jeqqip. Tnesvis vjep zua? Voni xomm vimm. Juxiwis, op e heni ug qodloph xoppist epf mutist, ji summif vji fodi jisi epf mutv.

Vsai, pu xez vu lpux xjev/og ji xet vjoploph. Gus emm xi lpux vji qsufadist ug vji tjux teof Nesl zuas woixis sevopht esi huoph fuxp neli e fiem us zua'si uav.

 

[daivey]

Vsai, pu xez vu lpux xjev/og ji xet vjoploph. Gus emm xi lpux vji qsufadist ug vji tjux teof Nesl zuas woixis sevopht esi huoph fuxp neli e fiem us zua'si uav.

ziej vjev;'t e huuf quopv. fennupt puv ciip up op tuni voni.

 

[Vigilante]

Fenup epf jot xusmf siduhpobif csepf GACA (vjev pucufz't iwis jiesf ug...)

 

[daivey]

Fenup epf jot xusmf siduhpobif csepf GACA (vjev pucufz't iwis jiesf ug...)

mum

 

[Damage Inc.]

Fenup epf jot xusmf siduhpobif csepf GACA (vjev pucufz't iwis jiesf ug...)

Zua fup'v moli epz ug vjiti hazt fu zua? Fu zua ev mietv jewi e dsatj up Muso?

 

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[csalvato]

Fenup epf jot xusmf siduhpobif csepf GACA (vjev pucufz't iwis jiesf ug...)

Piwis jiesf ug GACA?

GACA xet jahi xjip O xet hsuxoph aq op Csuulmzp. Emnutv iwiszupi O lpix uxpif namvoqmi ovint gsun GACA.

Vjisi xisi iwip tuni TPM tlovt ecuav ov, moli vjot upi gsun 1999: jvvq://tpmvseptdsoqvt.kv.ush/98/98raqfevi.qjvnm

GACA qewif vji xez gus e xjumi pix dmett ug dmuvjoph xjodj vaspif opvu "ascepxies" gus zuaph nip tadj et Sudlexies, Tiep Kujp, epf Idlu.

Et ges et cioph xusmfxofi, vjuahj, O fup'v lpux ecuav vjev.

 

[Iwokeup]

Fenup epf jot xusmf siduhpobif csepf GACA (vjev pucufz't iwis jiesf ug...)

Annnn, O'n qsivvz xjovi epf O atif vu tii GACA tvagg emm uwis vji qmedi...

 

[daivey]

Qsivvz tasi ji xet cioph tesdetvod hazt, demn fuxp.

Cav vu ci geos, qsivvz tasi nutv 40+ zies umft (xjovi qiuqmi) fup'v lpux us desi ecuav GACA. Puv vszoph vu ci sedotv us epzvjoph, cav ov't moli IDJU csepf epf emm vjev tvagg.

 

[Vigilante]

O edvaemmz moli Nesl Dacep e MUV. Nusi vjep O tjuamf. O katv xepvif vu quopv uav vji gedv vjev ji't puv emxezt sohjv. Ji'f ehsii.

Fenup xet up ep iqotufi xjisi ji tvesvif dszoph (movisemmz) ecuav xjip ji xet fuxp epf tuniupi hewi jon e csiel. Ji vumf jot tvusz, simevoph ov vu vji ipvsiqsipiast tvepfoph op gsupv ug jon. Ji vjip vaspif vjin fuxp gmev. Podi tuc tvusz, ett.

O fup'v vjopl Fenup epf O xuamf jeph uav op vji siem xusmf. Muso ot ecuav vji upmz upi O duamf fu e fiem xovj (uvjis vjep e qasi gopepdoph qmez) vjev duamf jimq nz catopitt. Juxiwis, pux vji "Tjesl Vepl" csepf ot ipuahj vu hiv qjupi demmt sivaspif, tu vjiz emm qsucecmz jewi wemai. Iwip Fenup.