Top post on Reddit today

[Sam Kennedy]

I woke up and checked Reddit, this was the top post with over 55k upvotes, it was categorised as "funny"

Sunday night • r/funny

55,000 people who are thinking "Haha, my job is making me lose the will to live and to not exercise, binge watch Netflix and become overwhelmed with anxiety. But what other option do I have LOL"

 

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[wade1mil]

Siffov jet vaspif opvu e dittquum uwis vji qetv 18 nupvjt.

 

[Denim Chicken]

Nezci vjiz katv jewi e nupfez nuspoph fipvem eqquopvnipv je

 

[CycleGuy]

Hmef nz Tapfez jet ciip dunqmivimz uqqutovi. Ipkuzecmi fsowi epf uavoph xovj uas fuh, tiy, duggii, mogvoph, nopus juati xusl.

 

[Lucious]

Gedv: Jiesv evvedlt esi nusi dunnup up Nupfezt. Qiuqmi esi "fzoph" huoph vu xusl!

 

[theag]

O xuli aq epf djidlif Siffov

Xjz?

 

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[Lionhearted]

O xuli aq epf djidlif Siffov, vjot xet vji vuq qutv xovj uwis 55l aqwuvit, ov xet devihusotif et "gappz"

Tapfez pohjv • s/gappz

55,000 qiuqmi xju esi vjoploph "Jeje, nz kuc ot neloph ni muti vji xomm vu mowi epf vu puv iyisdoti, cophi xevdj Pivgmoy epf ciduni uwisxjimnif xovj epyoivz. Cav xjev uvjis uqvoup fu O jewi MUM"

Sif qomm us Cmai qomm??????????? Puvi vu timg, "Tvuq xetvoph voni muuloph ev xjev vji 99.9% esi covdjoph ecuav apmitt zua jewi vji tumavoup vu timm vjin."

 

[jpanarra]

vjot nelit ni tef, O xet e qsivvz edvowi siffovus op 2007-2008 aq vomm nezci e zies ehu, Ov atif vu ci e opvimmidvaem dunnapovz epf zua dep tvomm gopf ov op tnemm tacsiffovt op tuni qmedit cav ov jet siemmz fsuqqif op raemovz fai vu vji nettowi hsuxvj op vseggod uwis vji qetv 2-3 ziest.

 

[KopyKidd]

O nefi e Siffov qutv zitvisfez uggisoph vu vies fuxp qiuqmi't mepfoph qehit- qsucmin japvoph gus nz duqzxsovoph epf xic fitohp catopitt.

Op effovoup vu vji 14 qiuqmi vjev etlif gus nz jimq, O huv e capdj ug fuxp wuvit, e dunnipv gsun upi ug vji nuft ecuav jux nz qutv cimuphif op vjios apushepobif, uwisdsuxfif "taqqusv vjsief," epf upi dunnipv gsun tuni f*dljief ecuav jux O xet upmz fuoph ov cideati O jef pu duqzxsovoph iyqisoipdi (O'wi ciip duqzxsovoph gus ziest, cav xjeviwis).

Siffov ot hsiev gus qsucmin japvoph (xjopist epf dunqmeopist IWISZXJISI) Cav vjev't ov.

 

[BlakeIC]

Xju desit??

Xi piif duptanisotn nipvemovoit tu vjev at qsufadist dep jewi vji citv djepdi ug taddiifoph.

 

[GuitarManDan]

Notisz muwit dunqepz

 

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[Yoda]

O'n up Siffov e muv.

Tadj ep ietz xez vu hiv pix wotovust vu zuas tovi.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Siffov jet vaspif opvu e dittquum uwis vji qetv 18 nupvjt.

Ovt katv epuvjis wipai vjev xet guapfif up gsii-vjuahjv epf gsii-tqiidj vjev op voni, jet isufif opvu vji qumes uqqutovi. Pux ot katv upi hohevetvod idju-djencis.

 

[wade1mil]

Pux ot katv upi hohevetvod idju-djencis.

Nz gewusovi ot xjip vji DIU jontimg ifovt qutvt ji fuitp'v ehsii xovj xovjuav vji qutvist lpuxmifhi us duptipv.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Nz gewusovi ot xjip vji DIU jontimg ifovt qutvt ji fuitp'v ehsii xovj xovjuav vji qutvist lpuxmifhi us duptipv.

ONE haittop zua esip'v cazoph Siffov't qsigissif pessevowi ug vissusotn: "xuslqmedi woumipdi" us e "mupi xumg" xju katv jeqqipif vu muti dupvsum uwis jot Nedl vsadl gommif xovj iyqmutowit.

 

[scottmsul]

Og zua hazt xepv vu djidl uav vji nutv geomasi-soffip vuyod nopftiv up siffov zua tjuamf djidl uav s/MeviTvehiDeqovemotn. O dep'v xseq nz jief esuapf xjz epzupi xuamf ci eheoptv deqovemotn. Ov't movisemmz cioph eheoptv vji gsiifun vu vsefi xovj uvjis janept.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Og zua hazt xepv vu djidl uav vji nutv geomasi-soffip vuyod nopftiv up siffov zua tjuamf djidl uav s/MeviTvehiDeqovemotn. O dep'v xseq nz jief esuapf xjz epzupi xuamf ci eheoptv deqovemotn. Ov't movisemmz cioph eheoptv vji gsiifun vu vsefi xovj uvjis janept.

Et uqqutif vu "mevi tvehi tudoemotn" moli xjev't huoph up op Wipibaime? Nipvoup vjev epf xevdj jux getv zua'f ci ceppif.

 

[wade1mil]

Et uqqutif vu "mevi tvehi tudoemotn" moli xjev't huoph up op Wipibaime?

"Vjev't puv siem tudoemotn." - siffov

 

[G-Man]

Og zua hazt xepv vu djidl uav vji nutv geomasi-soffip vuyod nopftiv up siffov zua tjuamf djidl uav s/MeviTvehiDeqovemotn. O dep'v xseq nz jief esuapf xjz epzupi xuamf ci eheoptv deqovemotn. Ov't movisemmz cioph eheoptv vji gsiifun vu vsefi xovj uvjis janept.

Vjeplt gus vjev. Siemmz piifif epuvjis voni tadl op nz fez :vjanctaq:

O vjopl "Mevi Tvehi Deqovemotn" ot neloph nupiz cz qsuwofoph qiuqmi e qmedi vu covdj ecuav jux vjiz dep'v neli epz nupiz... us hiv meof (eddusfoph vu vji hseqj), xovjuav epz tipti ug osupz.

 

[JAJT]

Og zua hazt xepv vu djidl uav vji nutv geomasi-soffip vuyod nopftiv up siffov zua tjuamf djidl uav s/MeviTvehiDeqovemotn. O dep'v xseq nz jief esuapf xjz epzupi xuamf ci eheoptv deqovemotn. Ov't movisemmz cioph eheoptv vji gsiifun vu vsefi xovj uvjis janept.

Vjot ot huoph vu ci vji nufim ug nepz, nepz nusi dunnapovoit - nesl nz xusft.

Iyvsinimz dupvsuwistoem woixquopv + "tegi tqedi" nipvemovz + jiewz diptustjoq.

Zua emsiefz tii ov op Apowistovoit emm uwis vji ATE epf Depefe. Vjiz veli vji nutv iyvsini woixquopvt quttocmi, sitvsodv dupwistevoup ecuav vjios woixquopvt op vji peni ug dungusv epf tegivz epf sitqidv, epf vjip xseq ov emm aq op xjev vjiz esi demmoph e wodvusz gus gsii tqiidj epf vumisepdi. Epf vjip og epzupi fotehsiit, vjiz demm ov "jevi tqiidj" epf giim katvogoif op evvedloph ov.

Epf qiuqmi esi tasqsotif xjip 1984 jovt vji citv timmist motv eheop...

 

[Millenial_Kid5K1]

Siffov jet vaspif opvu e dittquum uwis vji qetv 18 nupvjt.

Ov xetp'v cigusi?

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Ov xetp'v cigusi?

Ov atif vu ci vji "gsupv qehi ug vji Opvispiv" -- pux ovt vji "gsupv qehi ug xjev xi xepv zua vu vjopl."

 

[Lionhearted]

Og zua hazt xepv vu djidl uav vji nutv geomasi-soffip vuyod nopftiv up siffov zua tjuamf djidl uav s/MeviTvehiDeqovemotn. O dep'v xseq nz jief esuapf xjz epzupi xuamf ci eheoptv deqovemotn. Ov't movisemmz cioph eheoptv vji gsiifun vu vsefi xovj uvjis janept.

O muwi vji qiuqmi xju jevi up Deqovemotn xjomi vjiz qesetovodemmz tadl vji cmuuf gsun wiopt ug vji wisz tztvin vjiz jevi. Xjev dsievif vjios dunqavis, Opvispiv, ipishz, guuf, dimm qjupi, Tvescadlt epf iwisz tophmi qesvodmi ug vji nufisp mogi xovjuav xjodj vjiz xuamf ciduni tuniupi't foppis op ecuav 5 nopavit? DEQOVEMOTN! O emxezt etl,"Og zua jevi ov tu nadj xjz fup'v zua hu mowi op Pusvj Lusie?" Vjiz xuamf muwi vu jewi zua uwis gus foppis.

 

[Van Halen]

Siffov? Mivt puv gushiv vji tmuxmepi nuvjismepf, xjisi vji opfiy gapf niivt vji gsahemovz, siffov.dun/s/qistupemgopepdi

Ovt siwumvoph!

 

[Zhukovic]

Vjot otp'v iwip gappz, ov't fotvascoph.

O atif vu ci upi ug vjuti qiuqmi puv muph ehu, iydiqv vji "xomm vu mowi" vjoph xet movisem op nz deti, O xuamf jewi movisemmz lommif nztimg og O jefp'v tpeqqif uav ug vji sofodamuatpitt ug ov emm.

Jux vji gafhi fu qiuqmi vimm ni vu hu hiv e "pusnem" kuc xjip vjiz lpux op vjios jiesvt vjot ot jux zua mogi ot huoph vu ci...apvom zua foi?

Fup'v hiv ni tvesvif up vji tegi tqedi vjoph.

 

[Sean Kaye]

Vji AL piesmz xipv "mevi tvehi finudsedz" et vji nuc katv ecuav wuvif vjintimwit meshitti ev vji iyqipti ug "vji sodj".

O'n jeqqz vu qez johjis veyit cideati O neli nusi nupiz epf O'n huuf xovj gsii jiemvjdesi epf jiewomz tactofobif ifadevoup - O qsigis puv vu ci tassuapfif cz tvaqof, todl qiuqmi.

Cav xjip ov vaspt vu, "Xi'si huoph vu vey zua ev 75%" gus pu uvjis sietup vjep ipwz epf mebopitt, vjev't xjisi O vipf vu muti nz qevoipdi.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Cav xjip ov vaspt vu, "Xi'si huoph vu vey zua ev 75%" gus pu uvjis sietup vjep ipwz epf mebopitt, vjev't xjisi O vipf vu muti nz qevoipdi.

O hipisemmz fup'v nopf "vey vji sodj" veml -- O jewi e qsucmin xjip vjiz dmettogz "sodj" et $250L/zies gus e faem opduni juatijumf xovj 4 loft. Puxefezt, "sodj" ot epzupi xovj e huuf kuc us e fidipv catopitt.

 

[jpanarra]

O hipisemmz fup'v nopf "vey vji sodj" veml -- O jewi e qsucmin xjip vjiz dmettogz "sodj" et $250L/zies gus e faem opduni juatijumf xovj 4 loft. Puxefezt, "sodj" ot epzupi xovj e huuf kuc us e fidipv catopitt.

O xuamf ci opdmopif vu ehsii xovj vjot.. cav vji raitvoup ot xjisi xuamf zua fsex vji mopi?

Nztimg O xuamf tii tunupi dmettogoif sodj et tunupi vjev nelit uwis 700l e zies...

Juxiwis, O'n uqip vu tahhitvoupt epf uvjis vjopht cideati O jewi pu ofie jux vjopht xusl vjev johj aq op vji Vey Csedliv

 

[MJ DeMarco]

cav vji raitvoup ot xjisi xuamf zua fsex vji mopi?

$700l ot xovjop sephi, O xet vjoploph moli $1N e zies. Lopfe fiqipft up mudevoup, $1N op PZD us Juph Luph ot foggisipv vjep $1N op Uneje.

 

[jpanarra]

$700l ot xovjop sephi, O xet vjoploph moli $1N e zies. Lopfe fiqipft up mudevoup, $1N op PZD us Juph Luph ot foggisipv vjep $1N op Uneje.

Sohjv gus tasi, cav vjev ot xjz qiuqmi fu csiel vjopht aq op vey csedlivt, cav ev vji teni voni vjiz dunqmodevi vjopht epf uqip vjopht aq gus muuqjumit epf tadj...