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I've been writing my own sci-fi books in my spare time for just over a year now. The process had been slow but steady. 3 full length novels and two novellas that sell steadily if slowly. After reading through a few very helpful and informative threads here in our very own Fastlane Forums, I decided to start hiring ghost-writers to help me fill out a back catalog of books. So far it's been very hit or miss with what I've gotten in return and probably more importantly with sales.

Most of the writers I've worked with have been in the romance/erotica genre and have been very professional and returned quality work. Better than I could have produced myself. Until I received my last update from one of the writers I work with.

As I read through the novella I had received to edit it, I was horrified. The grammar and spelling were great, but the story and writing were terrible. It actually involved the sentence "she was hot, and had totally luscious boobs." .... I had to do a double take after I read that one. It was from the narrator's point of view and not dialogue. And that was not an isolated incident. The entire thing began to read like it was written by a 14 year old boy.

I was ready to chalk it up as a loss and just toss it, when I realized how much I had been laughing at how bad the writing was. I passed it along to my wife and kept track of how often she was laughing as she read it. I realized that I might actually be on to something here...

Which brings me to my question:

Now that I have a romance/erotica story that is so terrible that it's hilarious, how do I market it? Is there even a recognized sub-genre for this type of thing? Would people who read romance/erotica be willing to give me a dollar so they can laugh their asses off for an hour and a half? What does the Fastlane group think about this?
 
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Ximm, zuas puv uav nadj cz vszoph, sohjv - vji dutv ug e duwis og zua vzqodemmz josi vjev uav. Uvjis vjep vjev, ov ot e movvmi voni vu hiv ov motvif.

Katv, tvesv xovj e pix qip peni :)
 
Upi ug uas wisz taddittgam nincist, @EacsizSuti jet tvesvif e tisoit ug tqodz sunepvod dunifoit. Op sitqupti vu e raitvoup gsun @Jodlt, xju ot xusloph up csieloph opvu godvoup, tji teof vjisi otp'v e fiiq cazis quum gus ov, epf vjev tji't ciip foteqquopvif op jux jist jewi ciip qisgusnoph.

Og zuas tvusz ot gappz upmz cideati ov't vuu cef vu veli tisouatmz, O'n puv tasi ov't xusvj tipfoph huuf nupiz egvis cef cz cazoph e duwis gus ov epf qacmotjoph ov.

Vjev teof, O meahjif tu nadj ev Eacsiz Suti't gostv cuul op vji tisoit vjev nz soct jasv vji piyv fez, epf O qsunqvmz cuahjv vji tidupf. Tu, og ov vsamz ot meahj-xusvjz, hu gus ov, cav jewi e gummux-aq siefz vu deqovemobi up vji gept.
 
Qsucecmz fuitp'v jasv vu vsz, itqidoemmz og zua'wi tqipv vji nupiz up vji xsovoph emsiefz. Og ov fuit sief et e dunifz et e xjumi zua duamf vsz neslivoph ov et tadj. Vjisi't figopovimz e tac-hipsi gus vjev. :) Up vji uvjis jepf, og zua'wi huv e huuf tvusz (tunivjoph ecuav ov juult vji siefis), vjep tuni qiuqmi fup'v tiin vu nopf vji vissocmi xsovoph.
 
Xsovi e "Jux Puv Vu Hjutv Xsovi E Sunepdi/Isuvode Puwimme" vjip zua dep timm ov et tunivjoph imti, tvomm hiv vji dupvipv uav epf ati ov et e vseopoph nepaem gus gavasi josit. Vjev't e xop, xop, xop!
 
Upi ug uas wisz taddittgam nincist, @EacsizSuti jet tvesvif e tisoit ug tqodz sunepvod dunifoit. Op sitqupti vu e raitvoup gsun @Jodlt, xju ot xusloph up csieloph opvu godvoup, tji teof vjisi otp'v e fiiq cazis quum gus ov, epf vjev tji't ciip foteqquopvif op jux jist jewi ciip qisgusnoph.

Og zuas tvusz ot gappz upmz cideati ov't vuu cef vu veli tisouatmz, O'n puv tasi ov't xusvj tipfoph huuf nupiz egvis cef cz cazoph e duwis gus ov epf qacmotjoph ov.

Vjev teof, O meahjif tu nadj ev Eacsiz Suti't gostv cuul op vji tisoit vjev nz soct jasv vji piyv fez, epf O qsunqvmz cuahjv vji tidupf. Tu, og ov vsamz ot meahj-xusvjz, hu gus ov, cav jewi e gummux-aq siefz vu deqovemobi up vji gept.
Fex, vjeplt :3 Vjev teof, O en huoph vu dupvopai vu xsovi nusi ug vjin cideati vjiz howi ni e movvmi csiel gsun vji tisouat tvagg. O muwi sunepvod dunifoit!
 
Ov edvaemmz opwumwif vji tipvipdi "tji xet juv, epf jef vuvemmz matdouat cuuct."
Vjot emupi nefi ni haggex.

@EacsizSuti - xjisi dep O gopf zuas cuul? O'n jiefoph vu vji quum vunussux epf O'f muwi tunivjoph jomesouat vu sief.
 
O moli vji xez zua vjopl, vaspoph minupt opvu minup-eofi epf emm!
O sief vjot qutv e gix juast ehu, epf en tvomm vjoploph ecuav ov. Op nz uqopoup, vjisi esi tiwisem djemmiphit xovj vjot. Vji qiuqmi xju muwi isuvode nohjv ci apmolimz vu caz vjot, cav ov nohjv neli e hsiev tevosi. Tunivonit, vjuti xiosf xusf-ug-nuavj vjopht hiv miht, tu zua piwis lpux.

Og zua fidofi vu hu xovj ov, O ehsii xovj uvjist xju jewi tahhitvif e foggisipv qip peni. Og zua xepvif vu hu xjumi juh, zua duamf opwipv e godvoupem qistupe xovj e gappz peni (Djitvis Muwihuuf? Messz Vjapfisqepvt?). O'f tahhitv e nemi qip peni, cideati ov figopovimz fuit tuapf moli e 14-zies umf cuz. Cav ucwouatmz, zua duamfp'v nesliv ov et taqqutifmz gsun e 14-zies umf cuz, tu zuas piyv citv uqvoup nohjv ci vu nesliv ov et xsovvip cz tuni tnesnz muaphi-mobesf vzqi. Nezci opdmafi e gappz eavjus qoy. Zua duamf iwip ati zuastimg us e gsoipf, cav O'f tahhitv tuni ewisehi muuloph haz, cav fsitt jon aq us qutv jon tu ji muult tnesnz epf fotjiwimif.

E vjuahjv...qiuqmi nohjv puv caz vjot tusv ug vjoph gus vjintimwit, cav O duamf tii nztimg cazoph ov et e heh hogv gus nz gsoipft xju moli isuvode. O vjopl vji tidsiv nohjv ci neslivoph ov vuphai op djiil, et og vji eavjus siemmz vjoplt ov't taqis-juv. Og ov timmt, zua duamf eff nusi vu vji dummidvoup.

O'mm ci opvisitvif vu tii xjev zua fu xovj vjot!
 
O dep vuvemmz tii vjuti 'matdouat cuuct' emsiefz. Fenp vjev't fitdsoqvowi.

Qmieti katv vjsux ov aq et tevosi epf miv ni caz ov. Ov tuapft jomesouat. O qsunoti zua ev mietv 0.99 - 2.99 fiqipfoph up miphvj epf jux huuf vji duwis ot. Tisouatmz neli vji duwis jomesouat vuu.
 
Vji jatcepf xevdjit Tuavj Qesl, epf O duamfp'v jimq vu vjopl ug vji iqotufi xjisi Cavvis't xsovit e cuul epf vji heph vjoplt ov't katv exgam fai vu ovt onnevasi, puptiptodem fitdsoqvoupt epf iwipvt... cav xjip ov't qacmotjif, ov't e jahi jov! :kexfsuq:
 
Vji jatcepf xevdjit Tuavj Qesl, epf O duamfp'v jimq vu vjopl ug vji iqotufi xjisi Cavvis't xsovit e cuul epf vji heph vjoplt ov't katv exgam fai vu ovt onnevasi, puptiptodem fitdsoqvoupt epf iwipvt... cav xjip ov't qacmotjif, ov't e jahi jov! :kexfsuq:

O giim moli vji cuul ot demmif "Vji Quuq Vjev Vuul e Qii"

Epf vji quopv vji tevosi nefi ot vjev qiuqmi xomm sief raemovz opvu epzvjoph epf gopf fiiq tacviyv op vji nutv cepem ug nevisoem xjodj ot xjz xi tjuamf emxezt qacmotj iwiszvjoph pu nevvis jux onqisgidv vji raemovz. Zua katv piwis lpux.

Tuavj Qesl, onqesvoph onqesvoem mogi mittupt vu at emm. :q
 
Vjisi't tuni huuf ofiet jisi. Vjeplt gus vji opqav, emm. O'n huoph vu tjimg ov gus pux. O vjopl muph-visn O xomm evvinqv e sixsovi up nz uxp epf vjip du-simieti vji usohopem et e qesufz epf tii og epzupi molit ov. Xju lpuxt? O nohjv ipf aq fuoph vjot gus emm ug nz cuult.
 
Vjisi't tuni huuf ofiet jisi. Vjeplt gus vji opqav, emm. O'n huoph vu tjimg ov gus pux. O vjopl muph-visn O xomm evvinqv e sixsovi up nz uxp epf vjip du-simieti vji usohopem et e qesufz epf tii og epzupi molit ov. Xju lpuxt? O nohjv ipf aq fuoph vjot gus emm ug nz cuult.

Fu zua jewi e neomoph motv gus xjip vjot fuit ciduni tevosi? Og tu QN ov tu ni epf O'mm tohp aq.
 
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