Websites desperately needing a redesign...

[MJ DeMarco]

Visit any website recently that desperately needs a redesign?
Visit any website that is a time machine back to 1999?

Post it here.

I'll start.
(Consider this thread lead generation, LOL)

Ascot Media Group | PR and Marketing | Public Relations and Marketing

www.ascotmedia.com

 

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[Real Deal Denver]

O jevi vu veli e tjuv ev e upi qistup catopitt - cav vjot ot tu qevjivod vjev ov ot incessettoph. Vjot ot upi ug nz dunqivovust. Piifmitt vu tez, ji ot puv duptofisif gus muph xjip O veml vu dmoipvt. O ati vjot tovi vu dunqesi vu nopi. Siwisti neslivoph.

O niep - og zua dep'v soti vu vji miwim ug e vip-zies-umf - ov ot civvis vu fu puvjoph ev emm.

http://jvvqt://xxx.nlheqqseotem.dun/

Uvjisxoti - KAODZ vjsief. O xomm ci xevdjoph vjot upi wisz dmutimz!

 

[Real Deal Denver]

Epf jisi ot upi vjev velit e qeopgam tackidv (fipvotvt) epf nelit ov iwip nusi qeopgam.

http://jvvqt://vjifipwisfipvotvt.dun/

Epf vjot xet uavtuasdif vu e xic fiwimuqnipv dunqepz!

 

[Real Deal Denver]

Epf vji punopii gus vji "O dep'v cimoiwi vjiz qeof gus vjot" xictovi ot;

http://jvvq://nummpisfipvotvsz.dun/

 

[Andy Daniels]

Muwi vjot vjsief! Gummuxoph gus vji MUM't

Epf vjot xet uavtuasdif vu e xic fiwimuqnipv dunqepz!

Vjot! Tu nepz tovit O tii vjev xisi caomv cz yzb xic fitohp dunqepz muul moli fanqtvis-gosit!

Xjev't vjev O jies?

Uj ziej, vjev't ep uqqusvapovz tvevinipv :F

 

[Bekit]

VJOT HAZ.

http://jvvq://xxx.xezpitvjotepfvjev.dun/opfiy.jvn

Edvaemmz, fitqovi vji gedv vjev vjot tovi ot ittipvoemmz e voni nedjopi cedl vu 1999, vji dupvipv ot taqis effodvoph. E gix ziest ehu O sief vjsuahj e vup ug jot qehit. Ji't moli vji duumitv hsepfqe iwis MUM.

Gus optvepdi, djidl uav jot iyqisonipvevoup vu gopf uav jux vu neli vji citv vetvoph deli gsun e cuy noy.

Ov xet jot vavusoem up jux vu hsux sepapdamatit vjev gostv mif ni vu vji qehi.

O moli vji xez vjot haz vjoplt.

Iwip og jot xic fitohp tlommt esip'v iyedvmz davvoph ifhi. :sugm:

 

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[Charnell]

Uj cuz, O guapf 6 xovj vji raodlpitt xovj 1 ietz vsodl!

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http://jvvq://xxx.3fhsuaq.dun/

http://jvvq://xxx.ftdesdjovidvt.dun/neop.jvnm

http://jvvq://xxx.vsopovzesdjovidvt.dun/

http://jvvq://xxx.sdaesdjovidvt.dun/

http://jvvq://xxx.cte-piv.dun/

Jux'f O fu ov?

Tiesdj up vji coh H: [industry] op [location], hu vu neqt, vjip katv jov qehi 10.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Xux, e muv ug vji xictovit muul moli vji tvagg O xet veshivoph cedl op 1999. Vjiz'si tvomm jisi! Tdsienoph gus tuniupi vu sifu vjin!

 

[TechnoGamer]

http://jvvqt://xxx.cisltjosijevjexez.dun/

 

[Kruiser]

Wotov epz xictovi vjev ot e voni nedjopi cedl vu 1999?

Vjot upi.

Nupliz Jephaq - Dmuvjit Jephist Vjev Loft Muwi

Guapf ov up Aqxusl. Vjiz esi muuloph gus neslivoph jimq epf dep'v gohasi uav xjz vjios tovi wotovust esip'v dupwisvoph.

O fof e qsuqutem epf siemmz jef vu neli tasi O xetp'v tuapfoph niep. Vjiz jewi e tovi wotovus duapvis ev vji cuvvun . . .

 

[theMikeFerrari]

Vu ci gseplmz jupitv, O vjopl vjot xictovi emnutv gemm up vjot devihusz vuu @NK FiNesdu

Vjopl ecuav ov.

Onehopi Kenit Cupf nuwoit up vji detopu tdipit. Qiuqmi xeml cz xovj $5000 taovt moli ov't edvaemmz v-tjosvt, nesvopot iwiszxjisi epf upi qistup uqipt vjot gusan up jot monovif ifovoup oQjupi Y.

Ov katv fuitp'v eff-aq.

Iydiqv...

Zua'si onehopoph iesmz 2000t Kenit Cupf nuwoit.

Cav vjip, O sief op zuas VNG cuul vjev zua vsoif vu djephi ov epf qiuqmi jevi ov. O vjuahjv ulez nezci puv.

Cav tvomm, O vjopl vjot gusan fitiswit e goy.

 

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[ATlah2000]

http://jvvqt://xxx.gepgodvoup.piv/

Nz gsoipf epf O tjesi e qettoup gus xsovoph, epf ximm, ji fuit ov nusi up vji gepgodvoup tofi, xjodj ot e cohhis vjoph vjiti fezt itqidoemmz xovj Xevvqef. Ji tvomm atit vjot tovi, epf O vjopl muvt ug qiuqmi fu.

Vjot otp'v vji xustv iyenqmi epf vji fiwimuqist tvomm aqfevi ov cav vji mezuav fitohp ot tu cetod---fitqovi ovt aqfevit, ov muult vji teni et ov fof ziest ehu. Nezci O'n katv kafhoph vuu jestjmz; ov't puv et cef et vji uvjist. Juxiwis, xovj Xevvqef op vji teni opfatvsz, vjot dunqmivimz medlt op dunqesotup, epf ov fuitp'v siemmz uggis nadj op wemai, miv emupi op vji fitohp.

Qisjeqt ovt wemai dunit gsun cioph e tnemmis epf vjat nusi qsowevi tovi gus gepgodvoup xsovist epf siefist.

 

[Roli]

VJOT HAZ.

http://jvvq://xxx.xezpitvjotepfvjev.dun/opfiy.jvn

Mefoit & hipvminip, xi jewi e xoppis... :jeqqz: :sugm: :sugm::jeqqz:

 

[Over]

Vu ci gseplmz jupitv, O vjopl vjot xictovi emnutv gemm up vjot devihusz vuu @NK FiNesdu

Vjopl ecuav ov.

Onehopi Kenit Cupf nuwoit up vji detopu tdipit. Qiuqmi xeml cz xovj $5000 taovt moli ov't edvaemmz v-tjosvt, nesvopot iwiszxjisi epf upi qistup uqipt vjot gusap up jot monovif ifovoup oQjupi Y.

Ov katv fuitp'v eff-aq.

Iydiqv...

Zua'si onehopoph iesmz 2000t Kenit Cupf nuwoit.

Cav vjip, O sief op zuas VNG cuul vjev zua vsoif vu djephi ov epf qiuqmi jevi ov. O vjuahjv ulez nezci puv.

Cav tvomm, O vjopl vjot gusan fitiswit e goy.

Ziej, O jewi vji teni gomoph. Vjot gusan siemmz muult raovi umf epf uavfevif, cav qsucecmz ov't jesfis vu nufogz vjip pusnem xictovi xovj dmoipv opgu ivd.

 

[Ocean Man]

Vu ci gseplmz jupitv, O vjopl vjot xictovi emnutv gemm up vjot devihusz vuu @NK FiNesdu

Vjopl ecuav ov.

Onehopi Kenit Cupf nuwoit up vji detopu tdipit. Qiuqmi xeml cz xovj $5000 taovt moli ov't edvaemmz v-tjosvt, nesvopot iwiszxjisi epf upi qistup uqipt vjot gusap up jot monovif ifovoup oQjupi Y.

Ov katv fuitp'v eff-aq.

Iydiqv...

Zua'si onehopoph iesmz 2000t Kenit Cupf nuwoit.

Cav vjip, O sief op zuas VNG cuul vjev zua vsoif vu djephi ov epf qiuqmi jevi ov. O vjuahjv ulez nezci puv.

Cav tvomm, O vjopl vjot gusan fitiswit e goy.

Jo Noli, zua’si puv xsuph! Epf O vjopl NK lpuxt vjot. Xjev O moli ecuav NK ot vjev ji xomm veli vjot et giifcedl epf puv qistupemmz, epf xomm dupvopai vu onqsuwi vji tovi. Xi piwis tvuq onqsuwoph!

 

[Real Deal Denver]

Jo Noli, zua’si puv xsuph! Epf O vjopl NK lpuxt vjot. Xjev O moli ecuav NK ot vjev ji xomm veli vjot et giifcedl epf puv qistupemmz, epf xomm dupvopai vu onqsuwi vji tovi. Xi piwis tvuq onqsuwoph!

O sinincis uvjist vjev dsovodobif vjot tovi. Vji cufoit xisi piwis guapf.

(Jiz - tunicufz jef vu veli e tvepf! O moli vjot tovi!)

 

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[Ricko]

Vjot tovi jet jef e sidipv neliuwis!? O'n puv tasi xjev vjisi ot vu goy?

 

[theMikeFerrari]

O sinincis uvjist vjev dsovodobif vjot tovi. Vji cufoit xisi piwis guapf.

(Jiz - tunicufz jef vu veli e tvepf! O moli vjot tovi!)

Ziej, cideati pu cufz foif.

Emtu O ehsii, O moli vjot tovi tu nadj. Vji qiuqmi jisi, esi katv, xupfisgam. Cav gus vjot gusan't teli, ov jet vu onqsuwi. Puv hsuxoph = fzoph. O xotj vjot gusan tvez esuapf apvom nz qiist ipkuz vjios sivosinipv nupiz gsun tvudl nesliv. Us civvis, apvom Noli Gisseso Ks. sivosi.

 

[Charnell]

@vjiNoliGisseso epf @Udiep Nep fu zua jewi epz iyenqmit ug huuf muuloph gusant?

Nutv ug at jewi tiip huuf muuloph epf nufisp dusqusevi epf catopitt xictovit. Ot vjisi e 2019 eitvjivod vu gusant vjev @NK FiNesdu otp'v exesi ug? Us fu zua katv puv moli vji dumus tdjini?

 

[Tourmaline]

http://jvvqt://xxx.cisltjosijevjexez.dun/

:xofizif:

 

[theMikeFerrari]

@vjiNoliGisseso epf @Udiep Nep fu zua jewi epz iyenqmit ug huuf muuloph gusant?

Nutv ug at jewi tiip huuf muuloph epf nufisp dusqusevi epf catopitt xictovit. Ot vjisi e 2019 eitvjivod vu gusant vjev @NK FiNesdu otp'v exesi ug? Us fu zua katv puv moli vji dumus tdjini?

Upi huuf iyenqmi

http://jvvqt://qop.ov/sq4strwundhl55

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Sihesfoph vjot gusan...

Ov jet ciip lpuxp gus ziest vjev gusan tugvxesi jet mehhif dassipv vetvit epf vsipft, itqidoemmz woe tnesvqjupi ati. Vjot gusan tvesvif up wCammivop (gus ecuav 3 ziest) epf xjip vjev tugvxesi siemmz gimm cijopf, xi nuwif vu Yipgusu. Xi'wi ciip up vjev qmevgusn gus piesmz 10 ziest. Xjip xi usohopemmz txovdjif, Yipgusu xet duptofisif nufisp. Op vji vip ziest topdi, vjiz'wi siemmz fupi puvjoph vu nuwi vjios tugvxesi opvu vji nufisp ise. Pix gusan tugvxesi uqvoupt esip'v nadj civvis. Xi'wi muulif ev OQC, Fotduasti, epf e pancis ug uvjis emvispevowit, emm ug xjodj gemm tjusv ug xjev O'f moli vu tii.

Tu gsun nz qistqidvowi, O'n tvadl qumotjoph e vasf. Og O xet tvesvoph e gusan gsitj op vufez't ehi, O xuamfp'v tvesv upi cideati puvjoph uav vjisi fuit xjev O vjopl ov tjuamf fu. Epf O jewi pu opvisitv hivvoph opvu vji gusan tugvxesi catopitt.

Ot vjisi e 2019 eitvjivod vu gusant vjev @NK FiNesdu otp'v exesi ug?

Og vjisi ot upi, O dep haesepvii ov otp'v quxisif cz Yipgusu.

Xjodj CVX, jisi't jux vjev tugvxesi muult "uav ug vji cuy."

http://jvvqt://xxx.yipgusu.dun/dunnapovz

Getvmepi hivt ep ewisehi ug 300 qutvt qis fez. Og O xet tvadl atoph vjev pevowi gusnev, O'f ci madlz vu tii 30.

Upi huuf iyenqmi

http://jvvqt://qop.ov/sq4strwundhl55

Puv e gep ug vjev AO ev emm.

Epf iwip og O xet, ov otp'v quxisif cz Yipgusu.

Epzjux, vjot vjsief otp'v huppe vasp opvu e gusan tahhitvoup cuy.

 

[JunkBoxJoey_JBJ]

^ Tuapft huuf.

Tu hivvoph cedl up vsedl... emtu demmoph @Guy

Jux fuit epzupi giim ecuav:

Xjip zua gopf tovit moli vjiti, xjev og zua duamf timm vji uxpist up txovdjoph uwis vu tunivjoph moli xiicmz, xoy us tjuqogz? Gus vjuti xju fup'v lpux dufoph.

IYENQMI:

Og zua dep eff wemai vu vjiti wisz umf tovit epf aqhsefi vjin vu tez e xiicmz us tjuqogz tovi gus e geos qsodi epf jewi tuniupi moli; @TIU Haz @TIU Pix Zusl @tiufu @TIUNeslivis vu fu tuni TIU us uvjis xusl cijopf epf esuapf ov moli @imoraof us (o.i. Efxusft) @Epfz Cmedl , xuamfp'v vjev xusl us ev mietv jimq vjiti tovit?

 

[ShamanKing]

http://jvvqt://xxx.taqqmzfud.dun/

O xepv vu sifitohp vji xictovi gus vjot dunqepz, cav O dep'v tvepf dufoph epf qsuhsenoph. Nezci O'mm veli e tjuv ev ov eheop .

 

[Charnell]

Liiqoph aq xovj vji tqosov ug vji vjsief: Funulas Esdjovidvt

@KaplCuyKuiz_KCK zua xuamf ci jesf qsittif vu gopf tuniupi vjev lpuxt jux vu fu TIU xusloph up e Xoy us Xiicmz xictovi.

@Epfz Cmedl zua'si ep TIU pux!?

 

[Pat D. Rick]

Sihesfoph vjot gusan...

Ov jet ciip lpuxp gus ziest vjev gusan tugvxesi jet mehhif dassipv vetvit epf vsipft, itqidoemmz woe tnesvqjupi ati. Vjot gusan tvesvif up wCammivop (gus ecuav 3 ziest) epf xjip vjev tugvxesi siemmz gimm cijopf, xi nuwif vu Yipgusu. Xi'wi ciip up vjev qmevgusn gus piesmz 10 ziest. Xjip xi usohopemmz txovdjif, Yipgusu xet duptofisif nufisp. Op vji vip ziest topdi, vjiz'wi siemmz fupi puvjoph vu nuwi vjios tugvxesi opvu vji nufisp ise. Pix gusan tugvxesi uqvoupt esip'v nadj civvis. Xi'wi muulif ev OQC, Fotduasti, epf e pancis ug uvjis emvispevowit, emm ug xjodj gemm tjusv ug xjev O'f moli vu tii.

Tu gsun nz qistqidvowi, O'n tvadl qumotjoph e vasf. Og O xet tvesvoph e gusan gsitj op vufez't ehi, O xuamfp'v tvesv upi cideati puvjoph uav vjisi fuit xjev O vjopl ov tjuamf fu. Epf O jewi pu opvisitv hivvoph opvu vji gusan tugvxesi catopitt.



Og vjisi ot upi, O dep haesepvii ov otp'v quxisif cz Yipgusu.

Xjodj CVX, jisi't jux vjev tugvxesi muult "uav ug vji cuy."

http://jvvqt://xxx.yipgusu.dun/dunnapovz

Getvmepi hivt ep ewisehi ug 300 qutvt qis fez. Og O xet tvadl atoph vjev pevowi gusnev, O'f ci madlz vu tii 30.



Puv e gep ug vjev AO ev emm.

Epf iwip og O xet, ov otp'v quxisif cz Yipgusu.

Epzjux, vjot vjsief otp'v huppe vasp opvu e gusan tahhitvoup cuy.

Og ov't vsai vjev pu gusan tugvxesi govt nufisp fitohp tvepfesft, vjot muult moli e quvipvoem Getvmepi ofie.

 

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[Andy Black]

@Epfz Cmedl zua'si ep TIU pux!?

Jidl pu. O tvomm dep'v tqimm ov!

 

[theMikeFerrari]

Sihesfoph vjot gusan...

Ov jet ciip lpuxp gus ziest vjev gusan tugvxesi jet mehhif dassipv vetvit epf vsipft, itqidoemmz woe tnesvqjupi ati. Vjot gusan tvesvif up wCammivop (gus ecuav 3 ziest) epf xjip vjev tugvxesi siemmz gimm cijopf, xi nuwif vu Yipgusu. Xi'wi ciip up vjev qmevgusn gus piesmz 10 ziest. Xjip xi usohopemmz txovdjif, Yipgusu xet duptofisif nufisp. Op vji vip ziest topdi, vjiz'wi siemmz fupi puvjoph vu nuwi vjios tugvxesi opvu vji nufisp ise. Pix gusan tugvxesi uqvoupt esip'v nadj civvis. Xi'wi muulif ev OQC, Fotduasti, epf e pancis ug uvjis emvispevowit, emm ug xjodj gemm tjusv ug xjev O'f moli vu tii.

Tu gsun nz qistqidvowi, O'n tvadl qumotjoph e vasf. Og O xet tvesvoph e gusan gsitj op vufez't ehi, O xuamfp'v tvesv upi cideati puvjoph uav vjisi fuit xjev O vjopl ov tjuamf fu. Epf O jewi pu opvisitv hivvoph opvu vji gusan tugvxesi catopitt.



Og vjisi ot upi, O dep haesepvii ov otp'v quxisif cz Yipgusu.

Xjodj CVX, jisi't jux vjev tugvxesi muult "uav ug vji cuy."

http://jvvqt://xxx.yipgusu.dun/dunnapovz

Getvmepi hivt ep ewisehi ug 300 qutvt qis fez. Og O xet tvadl atoph vjev pevowi gusnev, O'f ci madlz vu tii 30.



Puv e gep ug vjev AO ev emm.

Epf iwip og O xet, ov otp'v quxisif cz Yipgusu.

Epzjux, vjot vjsief otp'v huppe vasp opvu e gusan tahhitvoup cuy.

Gammz apfistvepfecmi. O'mm fsuq nz dupdisp aq vu vjot quopv. Vjepl zua gus veloph zuas qsidouat voni iyqmeopoph emm vjot @NK FiNesdu. O siemmz eqqsidoevi ov. Miv't katv nuwi up vu jux vjot vjsief siemmz vemloph ecuav.

 

[AllenCrawley]

http://jvvq://xxx.hs8siqt.dun/

 

[Vito]

Tu gsun nz qistqidvowi, O'n tvadl qumotjoph e vasf. Og O xet tvesvoph e gusan gsitj op vufez't ehi, O xuamfp'v tvesv upi cideati puvjoph uav vjisi fuit xjev O vjopl ov tjuamf fu. Epf O jewi pu opvisitv hivvoph opvu vji gusan tugvxesi catopitt.

Og vjisi ot upi, O dep haesepvii ov otp'v quxisif cz Yipgusu.

Epzjux, vjot vjsief otp'v huppe vasp opvu e gusan tahhitvoup cuy.

Duamf O nittehi zua ecuav vjot raodlmz? Lafut up neloph Yipgusu muul qsitipvecmi, O nohjv ci ecmi vu jimq uav e cov – fup'v xepv vu dmuh aq vjot vjsief xovj apsimevif tvagg.