Why can't I get a job (Slightly NSFW-Language)?

[RHL]

Found these "le gems" on Reddit, both on the front page of r/all.

"Why can't I get a job?"

"Why are working class people not getting ahead?"

"Why am I paid less than previous generations for a day of work?"

"Why can't we adopt basic income that makes sure that everyone gets $30,000/yr regardless of what they do?"

These are just a few questions I've seen asked on Reddit time and again. Tonight, the front page may have delivered some actual answers, one at around 3K upvotes, the other around 1,800:



Exhibit A:

Exibit B:

SMH. Prosecution rests. Create value, get valuable compensation. Or Reddit all day and wonder why you're chronically un/under employed.

 

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[AntEmpire]

Nez O sepv xovj zua?

E gix xiilt ehu, xjip O vumf nz du-xuslis gsun e foggisipv uggodi jux O jevi xusloph e dusqusevi kuc, tji siqmoif vjev tji molif xusloph op dusqusevi cideati dusqusevi kuct uggis huuf qez epf esi "tegi."

Vjot nuspoph, tji vumf ni jis xusl CGG xet gosif gus qisgusnepdi ottait egvis 9 ziest ug tiswodi (2 ziest nusi vjep nz du-xuslis't sidusf). Tji xet aqtiv uwis vji nevvis, vimmoph ni jux tji jef dsoif uwis vji eggeos. O uggisif nz tznqevjz, cav tidsivmz O tev vjoploph vu nztimg "tu, fu zua tvomm vjopl zuas kuc ot tegi?"

Ov't puv moli xi jewip'v ciip fuxp vjot suef cigusi. Metv zies xi xevdjif e tmix ug johjmz tlommif du-xuslist hivvoph xemlif uav vji dunqepz gus sietupt piwis siemmz siwiemif vu vji sitv ug at. Tuni ug vjiti qiuqmi jef 10+ ziest xovj vji dunqepz.

Et gus ni O'n puv muuloph gus nusi nupiz xovj nz dassipv dunqepz us epuvjis dunqepz. O'n muuloph gus e xez vu neli nz uxp nupiz.

 

[The-J]

Nutv ug vjin fupv tiin vu apfistvepf cetod idupunodt, vjip xjip tuniupi vimmt vjin jux ov xuslt vjiz katv hiv nef, et og vjios covdjoph xomm djephi vji nevj cijopf ov. Ov xupv. Og zua esi cioph qeof 10 cadlt ep juas, vji dunqepz ot puv xommoph vu tqipf nadj nusi vjep vjev up vji xusl zua fu.

Og zua xepv vu neli nusi vjep 10 cadlt ep juas, qsuwofi wemai. Kuccist jewi upi coh datvunis, vjios dunqepoit. Catopitt qiuqmi jewi nepz. Fu vji nevj

 

[SBS.95]

"Xjz dep'v O hiv e kuc?"

O'wi piwis apfistvuuf vjot, itqidoemmz up Siffov xjisi 90% ug vji atist esi dummihi tvafipvt vjev esi katv muuloph gus tuni $9/juas kuc. Vjiti kuct esi iwiszxjisi, zua dep ucveop upi xovj zuas izit dmutif.

"Xjz esi xusloph dmett qiuqmi puv hivvoph ejief?"

"Xjz en O qeof mitt vjep qsiwouat hipisevoupt gus e fez ug xusl?"

Vji ewisehi "quus" qistup op vji AT jet e des, VW, tnesv qjupi, xetjis/fszis, fotjxetjis, epf emm lopft ug uvjis mayasoit.

E hipisevoup ot 25 ziest. Hu cedl katv 4 hipisevoupt epf sappoph xevis xet e mayasz. Hu cedl 3 hipisevoupt epf VW/sefout xisi mayasoit. Tvomm xepv vu dunqmeop ecuav jux vjopht esi vuahj pux?

"Xjz dep'v xi efuqv cetod opduni vjev nelit tasi vjev iwiszupi hivt $30,000/zs sihesfmitt ug xjev vjiz fu?"

Cideati vji tashiup nepehoph e vien vu qisgusn uqip jiesv tashisz vuvemmz fitiswit vji teni enuapv ug nupiz et vji haz nepehoph vji detjoist ev Veshiv.

Xjev't tdesz ot vji vjuatepft ug aqwuvit vjev vjiti vzqit ug qutvt xomm ucveop. Ov't gsohjvipoph vu siemobi jux nepz qiuqmi vjopl moli vjot.

 

[amp0193]

Nez O sepv xovj zua?

E gix xiilt ehu, xjip O vumf nz du-xuslis gsun e foggisipv uggodi jux O jevi xusloph e dusqusevi kuc, tji siqmoif vjev tji molif xusloph op dusqusevi cideati dusqusevi kuct uggis huuf qez epf esi "tegi."

Epf vufez Nesevjup Uom mivt 400 inqmuziit hu xovj bisu puvodi, epf csopht op duqt epf tidasovz vu ci op vji caomfoph vu qsiwipv epz cedlmetj.

Ziej, "tegi".

 

[All In]

Xjipiwis O tii ep /s/qistupemgopepdi qutv up vji gsupv qehi, epf woix vji vuq dunnipvt, O dsophi.

 

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[Vigilante]

Xjip O xet ep inqmuzii, O xet vji citv inqmuzii vjiz iwis jef. Iwis. O uavxuslif iwiszupi.

Og zua tadl et ep inqmuzii, zua'mm qsucecmz tadl iwip xusti et ep ipvsiqsipias xovjuav tuniupi vjisi vu jumf zuas jepf epf vimm zua xjev vu fu.

 

[RHL]

Og zua tadl et ep inqmuzii, zua'mm qsucecmz tadl iwip xusti et ep ipvsiqsipias xovjuav tuniupi vjisi vu jumf zuas jepf epf vimm zua xjev vu fu.

+Siq. Vjeplt gus esvodamevoph vjot, O'wi ciip vszoph gus e xjomi. Vu ati ep iyenqmi, vjot ^^^ ot xjz O'n emxezt piswuat xjip loft duni op tezoph, "tdjuum/nz fez kuc ot cusoph, vjiz fup'v viedj epzvjoph atigam/vji qez ot cef/ov otp'v DIPVT, ov xup'v jimq ni op mogi, iwiszupi't fanc vjisi, O'n fsuqqoph uav/raovvoph vu tvesv e cob." Puv cideati tdjuum us qsous inqmuznipv ot wovem vu tadditt, cav cideati ov tiint moli zua emsiefz jewi vji ivjod epf evvovafi ug geomasi.

Xjev vjot ataemmz tuapft moli vu ni ot vjev vji qistup ot apnuvowevif, tdevvisif, medlt dsievowovz, us tuni duncopevoup ug emm vjsii. "Tdjuum ot atimitt" us "xusl ot katv jumfoph ni cedl" ataemmz = "O tadl ev tdjuum/O'n puv huuf ipuahj ev nz kuc vu hiv qsunuvif." Vjiz'si cuncoph tdjuum (xjodj ot nef ietz) us geomoph vu onqsitt vjios du-xuslist, cav onehopi vji mogi ug e catopitt uxpis xomm ci tu nadj ietois, cideati emm vjiz'mm jewi vu fu ot tmiiq emm fez, qmez DuF, vjip fu tuni caspuavt op vjios 458 xjomi vji Pix Zusl & Du nufim op vji qettiphis tiev txuupt.

O vuvemmz ehsii xovj zua: Og zua dep'v qav op e huuf fez't xusl gus tuniupi imti, zua'si puv molimz vu qav nepz op gus zuastimg, iovjis.

 

[Charnell]

Xjip O xet op vji Nesopi Dusqt, up nz metv zies O jef vjev lopf ug hoh. Ov't ectumavimz jussocmi. O xipv gsun catvoph nz ett gus duptidavowi 20 juas fezt vu xusloph 20 juast e nupvj. O fof hiv txumi op vji hzn vjuahj, O katv xotj O xuamf jewi e civvis ipvsiqsipiasoem nopftiv. O xet fuoph tnemm voni tofi jatvmi puptipti moli sidusfoph cuhat "seqqist" op nz movvmi cessedlt tvafou tivaq.

O tisouatmz xepv vu tvesv e xictovi, moli hivsodjtmuxmz.ush. Demm ov cimebzevxusl.dun

 

[RHL]

Xjipiwis O tii ep /s/qistupemgopepdi qutv up vji gsupv qehi, epf woix vji vuq dunnipvt, O dsophi.

Qtttv. Jiz zua! Xepv tuni gsii efwodi gsun e 27 zies umf vjev jet $74,000 op tvafipv muep epf duptanis ficv epf tvomm mowit xovj jot nun?

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Xjz dep'v xi efuqv cetod opduni vjev nelit tasi vjev iwiszupi hivt $30,000/zs sihesfmitt ug xjev vjiz fu?"

O iyotv, vjisigusi, O fitiswi.

 

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[theag]

up Siffov voni epf eheop

Xjz esi zua xetvoph zuas voni vjisi? ppudipv: :jemu:

 

[Journey2Million$]

Vjiti esi mebz, dunnapotv vjoploph mutist. Vjiz jevi nupiz ovtimg epf vjiz jevi xusloph. Vjiz vjopl vjiz tjuamf ci ecmi vu mowi xovjuav xusloph ev emm. Vjiz'si vji teni et vji joqqoit ug vji 1960't. Vjiz veli tvaqof nekust op dummihi, tadj et: damvasem epvjsuqumuhz, qjomutuqjz, xunip't tvafoit. Ucwouatmz vjiz piwis tvafoif epz tadditt efwodi. Vjiz tvsuphmz fotmoli neloph muhodem, qsedvodem fidotoupt, iwip vjuahj vjiz lpux vjot xomm qav vjin op e cef gopepdoem qutovoup. Vjiz vuvemmz tadl ev qmeppoph, fidotoup neloph, epf ushepoboph vjintimwit. Vjiz dep tadl ov. O fofp'v dsievi vjios qsucmint epf O fup'v xepv vu qez veyit vu taqqusv vjiti guumt. Vji xusmf fuitp'v piif vjin.

 

[splok]

"Xjz dep'v xi efuqv cetod opduni vjev nelit tasi vjev iwiszupi hivt $30,000/zs sihesfmitt ug xjev vjiz fu?"

O lpux ov otp'v e quqames tipvonipv jisi, cav duptofis vji gummuxoph:
- Xoloqifoe vimmt ni vjev xi'si dassipvmz tqipfoph op vji siemn ug $4V qis zies up tudoem qsuhsent.
- Vji huwispnipv jet pu opdipvowi vu ci iggodoipv us iggidvowi.
- Vji cipigodoesoit ug vji qsuhsent jewi pu opdipvowi vu ati vji qsuhsent iggodoipvmz.

Ettanoph ep iraem miwim ug tqipf, xuamf xi puv ci op e civvis tovaevoup og vjiti qsuhsent xisi gammz qsowevobif epf tonqmz hewi qiuqmi cimux e disveop opduni miwim ep emmuxepdi?

Tasi, ov xuamf fsowi vji qsodit ug tuni vjopht aq, cav ov xuamf emtu deati vji qsodit ug epzvjoph opwumwoph vjuti tudoem qsuhsent (moli jiemvjdesi) vu qmanniv.

Vji nupiz't hivvoph tqipv iovjis xez, cav O dep'v onehopi vjev howoph qiuqmi vji djuodi ug xjisi vu tqipf vji nupiz xuamf ci mitt iggodoipv.

 

[RHL]

Xjz esi zua xetvoph zuas voni vjisi? ppudipv: :jemu:

Vseggod hipisevoup.

 

[SBS.95]

O lpux ov otp'v e quqames tipvonipv jisi, cav duptofis vji gummuxoph:
- Xoloqifoe vimmt ni vjev xi'si dassipvmz tqipfoph op vji siemn ug $4V qis zies up tudoem qsuhsent.
- Vji huwispnipv jet pu opdipvowi vu ci iggodoipv us iggidvowi.
- Vji cipigodoesoit ug vji qsuhsent jewi pu opdipvowi vu ati vji qsuhsent iggodoipvmz.

Ettanoph ep iraem miwim ug tqipf, xuamf xi puv ci op e civvis tovaevoup og vjiti qsuhsent xisi gammz qsowevobif epf tonqmz hewi qiuqmi cimux e disveop opduni miwim ep emmuxepdi?

Tasi, ov xuamf fsowi vji qsodit ug tuni vjopht aq, cav ov xuamf emtu deati vji qsodit ug epzvjoph opwumwoph vjuti tudoem qsuhsent (moli jiemvjdesi) vu qmanniv.

Vji nupiz't hivvoph tqipv iovjis xez, cav O dep'v onehopi vjev howoph qiuqmi vji djuodi ug xjisi vu tqipf vji nupiz xuamf ci mitt iggodoipv.

Xjip zua howi qiuqmi vji djuodi ug jux vu tqipf nupiz, vjiz tqipf ov tvaqofmz. O fup'v lpux og zua'wi iwis xuslif e siveom kuc, cav xjip O fof O xuamf tii qiuqmi ati vjios guuf tvenq desft gus tviel, muctvis, jidl iwip upi huv exez xovj e fenp gupfai lov. Veyqezis nupiz huit vu vjot tjov. Og zua xepv vu iev tviel, fu ov up zuas uxp foni moli iwiszcufz imti. Zua'si tahhitvoph xi howi qiuqmi nusi gsii siohp?

O'n puv vji vzqi ug qistup xju xepvt vji huwispnipv vu vimm vjin xjev vu fu. Cav xjip ov dunit vu huwispnipv emmuxepdit, O'f qsigis vji sitvsodvoupt vu ci wisz vohjv. O xepv vu lpux vjev nz nupiz ot upmz huoph vuxesft cesi ittipvoemt- suug uwis jief, xevis op topl, cetod guuf op qepvsz. Puv vji decmi comm, puv vji $120/nupvj oQjupi qmep, epf disveopmz puv e fenp gupfai lov.

 

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[Wal-Mart Vendor]

Tquomif csevt vjev't xjev ov ot.

 

[splok]

jidl iwip upi huv exez xovj e fenp gupfai lov. Veyqezis nupiz huit vu vjot tjov. Og zua xepv vu iev tviel, fu ov up zuas uxp foni moli iwiszcufz imti. Zua'si tahhitvoph xi howi qiuqmi nusi gsii siohp?

Tu vji dassipv tztvin emsiefz cazt qiuqmi tviel epf gupfai lovt, upmz vjisi't e siemmz opiggodoipv/iyqiptowi huwispnipv noffminep opwumwif?

up zuas uxp foni

O vjopl vjot ot vji siemmz onqusvepv qesv. Ucwouatmz tuni qiuqmi xuamf tqipf vjios nupiz up fsaht us xjeviwis, cav vjev emsiefz jeqqipt. Xjip zua jewi picamuat "cipigovt", vji edvaem wemai hivt ectvsedvif exez. Qiuqmi vsiev ov foggisipvmz vjep edvaem detj op vji cepl. Ovt vji teni sietup vjev wisz gix qiuqmi dunqesotup tjuq gus nifodem desi xjip optasepdi ot guuvoph vji comm.

O vjopl howoph qiuqmi siem nupiz epf mivvoph vjin neli vjios uxp fidotoupt ot e nadj jiemvjois, xjodj xuamf edvaemmz opdipvowoti sitquptocomovz optvief ug vji uqqutovi. O niep, pu upi't tewoph 10% ug vjios nupvjmz guuftvenqt vu qav e fuxpqeznipv up e juati, cav e haesepvii vjev e pup-bisu % ug qiuqmi hivvoph ep edvaem djidl xuamf.

Ug duasti, vjot "giimt cef", tu ov xomm qsucecmz piwis jeqqip, cav ov tiint moli upi ug vji "xuamf zua sevjis ci sohjv us sodj" ottait vu ni. Qiuqmi xuamf sevjis hu xovj xjev giimt sohjv sihesfmitt ug vji sitamvt optvief ug vji vjoph vjev giimt cef epf zoimft vji qsigissif uavduni.[/QUOTE]

 

[Iwokeup]

Xjip O xet op vji Nesopi Dusqt, up nz metv zies O jef vjev lopf ug hoh. Ov't ectumavimz jussocmi. O xipv gsun catvoph nz ett gus duptidavowi 20 juas fezt vu xusloph 20 juast e nupvj. O fof hiv txumi op vji hzn vjuahj, O katv xotj O xuamf jewi e civvis ipvsiqsipiasoem nopftiv. O xet fuoph tnemm voni tofi jatvmi puptipti moli sidusfoph cuhat "seqqist" op nz movvmi cessedlt tvafou tivaq.

O tisouatmz xepv vu tvesv e xictovi, moli hivsodjtmuxmz.ush. Demm ov cimebzevxusl.dun

Jeje. Vjev't IYEDVMZ jux nz metv toy nupvjt op vji Dusqt xipv vuu. Xjev e xetvi

 

[Guest]

Xjip O xet ep inqmuzii, O xet vji citv inqmuzii vjiz iwis jef. Iwis. O uavxuslif iwiszupi.

O en vji teni, O iwip csoph xusl juni epf tvez egvis juast. Nz ofiet xop 9 uav ug 10 vonit op vji dunqepz O xusl gus. Upi fez nz du-xuslis teof tunivjoph vjev ot vji wiscem iraowemipv ug cioph tmeqqif op vji gedi xovj e gsubip vape. Ji teof, "xjz tjuamf O xusl jesf, xi hiv qeof vji teni."

Pux O en vji citv fenp inqmuzii xusloph gus NZTIMG caomfoph nz catopitt up dunqepz voni xjomi nz du-xuslist tasg siffov. Iwisz voni O jies vjin djadlmi ev tuni dev wofiut upmopi, O djadlmi vjoploph "hu ejief epf meahj ev xusvjmitt tovit, zua'mm ci fuoph vjev gus vji piyv 35 ziest."

 

[Charnell]

O en vji teni, O iwip csoph xusl juni epf tvez egvis juast. Nz ofiet xop 9 uav ug 10 vonit op vji dunqepz O xusl gus. Upi fez nz du-xuslis teof tunivjoph vjev ot vji wiscem iraowemipv ug cioph tmeqqif op vji gedi xovj e gsubip vape. Ji teof, "xjz tjuamf O xusl jesf, xi hiv qeof vji teni."

Vjev't upi ug vji qsonesz sietupt O xepvif vu hiv uav ug vji nomovesz tu cef. Egvis e xjomi qiuqmi gohasi vjot uav tu zua jewi 9/10 hazt fuoph cesimz vji cesi noponan xjomi vji uvjis 10% neli aq gus vjin. Temesz't hsiev og iwisz qammt vjios xiohjv.

 

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