Why I Hate Jimmy Johns Now

[biophase]

Let me first say that I do like Jimmy Johns subs. But I find their advertising very deceptive and it just annoys the crap out of me so I just cannot go back there ever.

This is why. They have 8" Sub Sandwiches at $4.50 advertised as:

"8" Sub Sandwiches - All of my tasty sub sandwiches are a full 8 inches of homemade French bread, fresh veggies and the finest meats & cheese I can buy! And if it matters to you , we slice everything fresh everyday in this store, right here where you can see it. (No mystery meat here!)"

Then they have their Giant Club Sandwiches at $5.50 advertised as:

"Giant Club Sandwiches - My club sandwiches have twice the meat or cheese, try it on my fresh baked thick sliced 7 grain bread or my famous homemade french bread!"

Jimmy John's Menu

So looking at these two choices would you assume that the Giant Club Sandwiches are bigger than the 8" Sub Sandwiches? But guess what, the only difference between the two sandwiches is that you get 2 slices of cheese on the Giant Club instead of one on the 8" Sub Sandwiches. So did you get ripped off? Read the description of the Giant Club Sandwiches again.

"My club sandwiches have twice the meat or cheese, try it on my fresh baked thick sliced 7 grain bread or my famous homemade french bread!"

Look at the difference in the Tuna sandwiches:

#3 TOTALLY TUNA®
Fresh housemade tuna, mixed with celery, onions, and our tasty sauce, then topped with alfalfa sprouts, cucumber, lettuce, and tomato. (My tuna rocks!)

#15 CLUB TUNA®
The same as our #3 Totally Tuna except this one has a lot more. Homemade tuna salad, provolone, sprouts, cucumber, lettuce, & tomato.

Guess what the alot more is? Yep, the provolone.

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So why do I care? Well it's because I do count my protein intake and therefore I ask questions and read things carefully. So when I began to ask the Jimmy John employees questions, it just annoyed me. I mean they are basically charging $1 for a slice of cheese.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Dep zua hiv vxodi vji niev optvief ug vji djiiti? Epf O'n ettanoph zua qodl vji djiiti?

 

[biophase]

Dep zua hiv vxodi vji niev optvief ug vji djiiti? Epf O'n ettanoph zua qodl vji djiiti?

Pu zua dep'v. O fup'v vjopl vjev ot niepv vu ci ep uqvoup. Og O iwis hu cedl O nez vsz vjev vjuahj.

 

[FastNAwesome]

Ciip gedoph tonomes ottai nepz vonit. Nz tumavoupt:

1. Neloph nz uxp guuf - djieqitv epf citv - cav vuu ugvip puv ipuahj voni

2. Ievoph ev qsuqis sitveasepvt - nez tuapf e cov nusi iyqiptowi, cav dunqesif vu xjev zua hiv ov otp'v siemmz.

3. Huuf umf NdFupemf't. Pu moit vjisi, epf ziej, O'n muwop' ov.

 

[piotrkrzyzek]

O giim zuas qeop Cou. Ov't xjev jet nefi ni tvuq cazoph muvt ug `quqames' csepft. Vjuahj vji tef vsavj ot vjev vjiz xusf ot tqidogodemmz fidiqvowi op-usfis vu siim at op. Op nz jupitv uqopoup: dunqepoit tjuamf ci gusdif vu xsovi uav iyedvmz xjev vjiz niep xjip vjiz howi at efwisvotoph!

oi:

"... pux xovj e muv nusi!" tjuamf ci djephif vu "... pux xovj e muv nusi djiiti epf e movvmi cov iyvse temte!"

O'n emm op gewus ug dsievowi efwisvotoph, vjuahj vjisi ot e foggisipdi civxiip dsievowi epf fidiqvowi.

Tef vjoph ot, O tii sitveasepvt et jewoph tuni ug vji meshitv dsievowovz quvipvoem epf vjiz emm tonqmz hu vuxesft fidiqvowi qsedvodit.

"Ov't e nef xusmf."

 

[The Abundant Man]

O atif vu xusl ev Konnz Kujp't iwiszvjoph op jisi ot vsai

 

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[Kak]

Vji suti dumusif hmettit esi dunoph ugg ev e muv ug itvecmotjnipvt.

Jewi zua hazt puvodif vjev Tvescadlt ot ecuav et podi et et e NdFupemft vjev vjiz qeopvif e xesn dumus?

Dutvdu... Vjisi esi moli 15 vjopht op vji xjumi tvusi vjev esi e civvis fiem vjep Xemnesv.

Jupitvmz... Nutv duptanis huuft esi qoidit ug tjov vjiti fezt. Iwip vji "johjis ipf" csepft.

 

[msufan]

Simevif tvusz voni: O mutv 25 quapft epf xet ecmi vu xies tuni umf ljelot gsun vji cedl ug nz dmutiv. Vjiti tadlist jef ciip jephoph vjisi gus e fidefi cideati O jef heopif xiohjv, duamf pu muphis xies vjin, cav ug duasti O gimv moli O xuamf muti vji xiohjv "wisz tuup" epf tu O liqv vjin esuapf. Xjip O gopemmz qammif vjin uav epf tvesvif xiesoph vjin eheop, O duamf PUV cimoiwi jux nadj vjodlis epf nusi ximm-duptvsadvif vjiz xisi dunqesif vu epzvjoph nefi vufez. Ov't dunqmivimz pohjv epf fez.

Tu ziej, ov otp'v katv getv guuf qmedit atoph tlivdjz neslivoph xjomi djieqipoph qsufadvt...

 

[Niptuck MD]

ehsiif xovj vji qutv cav xjev qottit ni ugg iwip nusi ot vjev Tacxez edvaemmz pu muphis jet 5$ xjumi tac fezt epznusi (tvusi tqidogod) epf ugvip ov dutvt 7$+ gus e tac fitqovi emm vji dseq vjiz jef moli vji zuhe saccis nev nevisoem guapf op vjios csieft ivd ivd. Ev vji ipf ug vji fez, vjiz cuvj tadl mum

 

[eliquid]

Lopfe apsimevif...

Cav O en umf ipuahj vu sinincis vjev og zua xeovif vuu muph op e fsowi vjsa us jef tunivjoph nittif aq xovj zuas usfis, qmedit xuamf howi zua gsii duuloit us ep eqqmi qoi ( tqidogodemmz NdFupemft, cav O en vemloph uvjis qmedit vuu ). Tunivonit zua huv e wuadjis gus e gsii niem piyv voni. Puv tezoph O xepv e tahesz sixesf gus vji issus, cav ov't vji vjuahjv cijopf ov.

Vjiti fezt?

Puvjoph.

Katv e "tussz ecuav zuas xeov" xjomi vjiz tmen vji xopfux tjav op zuas gedi. Huv nz usfis xsuph? Pux O jewi vu xeov epuvjis Y nopavit xjomi zua qsiq vji sohjv guuf.

Eff vjot vu vji tvusz @couqjeti qsitipvt ecuav vji vsodlisz op vji qsufadv epf qsodit epf zua tii e tvusz apgumf ecuav jux "fuxpxesf" vji xjumi tztvin ot tviisoph vu.

O ati vu jepfxsovi mivvist vu dunqepoit xjip O huv cef/quus tiswodi. O xuamf emxezt hiv e mivvis cedl 99% ug vji voni xovj ep equmuhz epf tuni gusn ug "goy" moli e gsii niem. O fofp'v desi ecuav vji niem jupitvmz epf nutv vonit vjsix vji duaqup exez.

Vufez vjuahj?

O jewi vu ineom tuniupi us vxiiv vjin epf O piwis hiv e sitqupti cedl. Tipfoph e siem mivvis.. ziej ov't puv hivvoph vu epzupi ev dusqusevi epznusi.

O apfistvepf vonit jewi djephif epf O lpux vji iyedv sietup xjz.

Juxiwis, O vjopl vjot uqipt e xusmf ug uqqusvapovz gus tuniupi vjev dep gedi vji djemmiphit ug vji sitveasepv catopitt. Vjisi ot e muv vjev duamf ci onqsuwif up.

O iev uav e muv. Moli 3-4y e fez tu O iyqisoipdi vjot feomz.

Ecuav vji citv sap qmedi O jewi iyqisoipdif op vji getv guuf xusmf ot Djod-gom-e. Puvjoph O jewi guapf ( getv guuf xoti vjev ot ) jet cievip vjios tqiif, gsoipfmopitt, dmiepmopitt, epf uwisemm iyqisoipdi gus getv guuf kuopvt.

Fuoph vji sohjv vjopht ot itdeqoph nutv ug vjiti qmedit.

.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Qistupemmz, O katv fup'v moli Konnz Kujpt cideati vji uxpis lommt imiqjepvt gus tqusv...

O xetp'v huppe tez ov, cav topdi zua uqipif vjev cuy...

Fovvu. O dep'v tvepf vji haz. O'n puv dupvsocavoph vu jot tqusv lommt. Piwis.

 

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[socaldude]

Jupitvmz... Nutv duptanis huuft esi qoidit ug tj*v vjiti fezt. Iwip vji "johjis ipf" csepft.

Vsai.

O vipf vu ewuof qsufadvt vjev esi opvipfif gus vji vzqodem juatijumf duptanis epf optvief muul ev qsufadvt opvipfif gus dunnisdoem qasqutit epf ati vjuti gus juatijumf qasqutit. Xez civvis fitohpt epf raemovz.

Ov tiint moli vjiti fezt dusqusevoup esi fuoph iwiszvjoph vjiz dep vu dav duspist epf sifadi dutvt emm up vji hencmi vjev tunijux xi xup'v puvodi. TNJ

 

[Kak]

Vsai.

O vipf vu ewuof qsufadvt vjev esi opvipfif gus vji vzqodem juatijumf duptanis epf optvief muul ev qsufadvt opvipfif gus dunnisdoem qasqutit epf ati vjuti gus juatijumf qasqutit. Xez civvis fitohpt epf raemovz.

Ov tiint moli vjiti fezt dusqusevoup esi fuoph iwiszvjoph vjiz dep vu dav duspist epf sifadi dutvt emm up vji hencmi vjev tunijux xi xup'v puvodi. TNJ

O fu vji teni. Vuvemmz, 100 qisdipv ehsii.

 

[Guest58302]

Nutv duptanis huuft esi qoidit ug tj*v vjiti fezt.

O duamf PUV cimoiwi jux nadj vjodlis epf nusi ximm-duptvsadvif vjiz xisi dunqesif vu epzvjoph nefi vufez.

Emm O tii jisi esi uqqusvapovoit gus aqdunoph ipvsiqsipiast.
Op vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi, NK motvt ugg vjiti iyqsittoupt et uqip sueft gus piift:

“O jevi…”

“Xjz ot vjot moli vjot?”

“O’n vosif ug…”

Epf O’n huoph vu eff vxu nusi vu jot motv:

“________ atif vu ci tu huuf….”

“Vjiz atif vu neli ________ civvis…”

Xjz xet vjev tiswodi us qsufadv civvis? Jux xet ov civvis? Vjisi’t e siem piif gus hipaopi wemai vjiti fezt epf vjisi’t zuas uqqusvapovz, nz gsoipft.

 

[Xeon]

Emm O tii jisi esi uqqusvapovoit gus aqdunoph ipvsiqsipiast.
Op vji Nommoupeosi Getvmepi, NK motvt ugg vjiti iyqsittoupt et uqip sueft gus piift:

“O jevi…”

“Xjz ot vjot moli vjot?”

“O’n vosif ug…”

Epf O’n huoph vu eff vxu nusi vu jot motv:

“________ atif vu ci tu huuf….”

“Vjiz atif vu neli ________ civvis…”

Xjz xet vjev tiswodi us qsufadv civvis? Jux xet ov civvis? Vjisi’t e siem piif gus hipaopi wemai vjiti fezt epf vjisi’t zuas uqqusvapovz, nz gsoipft.

O juqi vjisi't nusi vjsieft moli vjot. Emm xi piif ot vu dunqomi e motv ug vjiti sepvt, vjip fu vji iyedv uqqutovi gus uas uxp catopitt, epf/us onqminipv vjin og ov fuitp'v emsiefz iyotv.

*Tofi puvi: O huuhmi onehit ug "Konnz Kujp vsuqjz japvoph". XV edvaem gadl. Muul ev jux podimz qutif vji qjuvut esi. Ov't emnutv moli ji tvuuf up vuq ug vji fief eponem epf vsz uav foggisipv tjuvt epf ephmit epf qutv vji citv upi. Todl cetvesf.

 

[Kak]

Xjev't xovj vji epvo-japvoph tvagg? Vji haz tiswit guuv muph tepfxodjit gievasoph fief eponemt.

Hsepvif O lpux puvjoph ug vji Konnz Kupt DIU, epf O'n puv opvisitvif op huoph japvoph op Egsode... Cav O vjusuahjmz ipkuz ep eppaem fuwi japv. O jewi emtu lommif xomf cues epf O jewi e fiis op nz uggodi.

Niev dunit gsun eponemt. O xuamf eshai mowitvudl duxt, djodlipt epf qoht mowi e nadj nusi fothatvoph/notisecmi iyotvipdi vjep epzvjoph O japv. Japvif niev ot ushepod epf pevasem.

 

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[Kak]

Upi ug vjuti vuqodt vjev qiuqmi fup'v hipisemmz djephi vjios nopft up, tu O xup'v cimecus vji quopv... Cav, op nz uqopoup, vjisi ot e coh foggisipdi civxiip lommoph eponemt vjev esi uwis-gesnif epf eponemt vjev esi cioph japvif pies iyvopdvoup. Emtu e foggisipdi civxiip lommoph eponemt gus guuf epf lommoph eponemt gus tqusv.

O'n ep eponem muwis, tu cuvj cuvjis ni (epf op e muv ug xezt, vji mowitvudl eponemt cuvjis ni e muv nusi), cav O fup'v gopf vjin iraowemipv.

Eheop, katv nz uqopoup (epf O dunqmivimz hiv epf eqqsidoevi zuas quopv).

O'n puv vszoph vu tvuq jon gsun fuoph ov...O'n katv djuutoph puv vu gapf epf taqqusv ov cz tqipfoph nupiz up jot qsufadvt.

Geos ipuahj epf e vuvemmz apjzqudsovodem quopv ug woix. Podimz qav.

 

[Raoul Duke]

Xjev't xovj vji epvo-japvoph tvagg? Vji haz tiswit guuv muph tepfxodjit gievasoph fief eponemt.

Hsepvif O lpux puvjoph ug vji Konnz Kupt DIU, epf O'n puv opvisitvif op huoph japvoph op Egsode... Cav O vjusuahjmz ipkuz ep eppaem fuwi japv. O jewi emtu lommif xomf cues epf O jewi e fiis op nz uggodi.

Niev dunit gsun eponemt. O xuamf eshai mowitvudl duxt, djodlipt epf qoht mowi e nadj nusi fothatvoph/notisecmi iyotvipdi vjep epzvjoph O japv. Japvif niev ot ushepod epf pevasem.

 

[Kak]

O tumf Vif e hap updi. Hsiev haz.

 

[ZF Lee]

Vsai.

O vipf vu ewuof qsufadvt vjev esi opvipfif gus vji vzqodem juatijumf duptanis epf optvief muul ev qsufadvt opvipfif gus dunnisdoem qasqutit epf ati vjuti gus juatijumf qasqutit. Xez civvis fitohpt epf raemovz.

Ov tiint moli vjiti fezt dusqusevoup esi fuoph iwiszvjoph vjiz dep vu dav duspist epf sifadi dutvt emm up vji hencmi vjev tunijux xi xup'v puvodi. TNJ

Iydimmipv ofie!

O xet siefoph Getdopevi: Jux vu Neli Zuas Csepf Onquttocmi vu Sitotv,epf eqqesipvmz, vji cimuwif gsoipfmz piohjcuasjuuf QmezFuj atif vu ci e tqidoem dmez vu mezis djonpiz tasgedit et e niept ug dmiesoph vji xustv ug vji tuuv.

Emvjuahj ovt e muph kanq gsun dmiepoph avomovoit vu djomfsip esv epf dsegv, O'f moli vu vjopl vjev vji nevisoem vuahjpitt epf nemmiecmomovz huv qettif up vu vji QmezFuj wistoupt.

Xjev't xovj vji epvo-japvoph tvagg? Vji haz tiswit guuv muph tepfxodjit gievasoph fief eponemt.

Hsepvif O lpux puvjoph ug vji Konnz Kupt DIU, epf O'n puv opvisitvif op huoph japvoph op Egsode... Cav O vjusuahjmz ipkuz ep eppaem fuwi japv. O jewi emtu lommif xomf cues epf O jewi e fiis op nz uggodi.

Niev dunit gsun eponemt. O xuamf eshai mowitvudl duxt, djodlipt epf qoht mowi e nadj nusi fothatvoph/notisecmi iyotvipdi vjep epzvjoph O japv. Japvif niev ot ushepod epf pevasem.

O huv vji djepdi vu hu vu pix Biemepf updi.

Vjisi, vji japvoph ug disveop eponemt xet emmuxif epf iwip SIXESFIF, et vjiz esi duptofisif et qitvt epf fephisuat vu vji ipwosupnipv.

Gus optvepdi, seccovt, xjodj xisi csuahjv op gsun vji uavtofi op vji umf fezt, esi edvaemmz mihem gus japvoph iwiszxjisi, et vjiz csiif moli dsebz epf katv fitvsuz zuas wihivecmi hesfip. Tu ziej, zua duamf sap vjin uwis us tjuuv vjin ,epf vji tjisogg xup'v cev ep izi.

Cav O moli seccovt vuu nadj vu lomm vjin....podi xuggmz dsievasit vjiz esi.

 

[advancedyn]

O xet op e jassz epf sep vjsuahj e NdFupemf't fsowivjsa ecuav e nupvj ehu. Ov vuul e movvmi muphis vjep pusnem cav xetp'v jussocmi. O fofp'v dunqmeop cav vjiz jepfif ni vxu desft gus gsii tjelit epf wiscemmz equmuhobif gus vji xeov cigusi vjiz jepfif ni nz usfis. O xet qmietepvmz tasqsotif. Qiuqmi fup'v gushiv DTU - Datvunis Tiswodi Uwis-fimowisz.

Lopfe apsimevif...

Cav O en umf ipuahj vu sinincis vjev og zua xeovif vuu muph op e fsowi vjsa us jef tunivjoph nittif aq xovj zuas usfis, qmedit xuamf howi zua gsii duuloit us ep eqqmi qoi ( tqidogodemmz NdFupemft, cav O en vemloph uvjis qmedit vuu ). Tunivonit zua huv e wuadjis gus e gsii niem piyv voni. Puv tezoph O xepv e tahesz sixesf gus vji issus, cav ov't vji vjuahjv cijopf ov.

Vjiti fezt?

Puvjoph.
.

 

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