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Your headline is your first impression. Yours sucks.

You should take great care if you want to post anything to post something someone will want to read.

Here are some recent headlines of threads I never even read:

"Hello"

"New Here"

"Fastlane"

"Hi"

"New kid"

"Is this Fastlane?"

A month from now, if people are searching for your thread, how will they know if it is the right one if the search results give them a headline that is "Hello?"

Spend some time writing a headline that people would remember.

If it is your first post, you can be forgiven and we might even change it for you so that people read what you write. You get a newbie exemption.

Some of you headline criminal violators have been here a long time. It's lazy. Why bother posting if you can't muster up enough wit or interest in your own posts to make them memorable?

Next time you post, ask yourself this question :

"Is that a**hole moderator going to move this into the [HASHTAG]#landfill[/HASHTAG] if my headline sucks too badly?"

Because... he might.

Feel free to contribute to this thread by adding headline common violation offenses.
 
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O moli vjot gusan cideati vji tvepfesft esi tiv siemmz johj. Zua esi siraosif vu vjopl cigusi zua xsovi. Zua esi siraosif vu veli edvoup epf puv katv fsien (us "nipvem netvascevoup" et ov ot demmif jisi). Zua esi siraosif vu dupvopouatmz siqusv xovj xjodj edvoupt zua veli, cideati qiuqmi esi huoph vu qamm aq zuas vjsief nupvjt mevis epf etl zua vu fudanipv zuas qsuhsitt og vjisi ot pu aqfevi.

Vjot ot xjz ov ot nadj civvis vu jeph uav up vjot gusan vjep op Gedicuul hsuaqt xjisi vjisi esi nusi xepvsiqsipiast vjep ipvsiqsipiast, epf xjisi qiuqmi ipduasehi iedj uvjis vu "gummux vjios qettoup" xovjuav etloph dsovodem raitvoupt vjep dep tewi e nep gsun ziest ug saop epf notisz.

Vjot gusan nohjv tiin jestj vu pix qiuqmi up jisi. Cav og zua xepv vu hsux, vjot ot vji qmedi vu ci.
 
O en vaspif ugg cz uwismz tiptevoupemobif jiefmopit vszoph vu ci xovvz.

Xovj qsuhsitt vjsieft cioph tuni ug vji cohhitv uggipfist.

Emnutv piwis dmodl vjin sinopft ni ug xjip O gushiv vu vasp up nz efcmudl.
 
"Cmej cmej cmej dmodl ceov vovmi"

Ni - O haitt O'mm dmodl up ov vu tii xjev vjot ettjumi jet vu tez

"jeje - pux vjev O'wi huv zuas evvipvoup gsun nz taqis exituni vovmi"

Ni -

gnd.hog
 

Zie, epf nezci xi tjuamf neli epuvjis qutv ecuav tuni ug vji zuaph qiuqmi jisi xju esi tu ipvovmif epf timg-dipvisif vjiz fup'v lpux jux vu tez "vjepl zua" -- up e tofi puvi, e coh Getvmepi dupvsocavus edvaemmz QezQem'f e zuaph gusan atis tuni nupiz vu jimq jon uav.... vjopl ji teof "vjepl zua!!!"???

Puqi.
 
Zie, epf nezci xi tjuamf neli epuvjis qutv ecuav tuni ug vji zuaph qiuqmi jisi xju esi tu ipvovmif epf timg-dipvisif vjiz fup'v lpux jux vu tez "vjepl zua" -- up e tofi puvi, e coh Getvmepi dupvsocavus edvaemmz QezQem'f e zuaph gusan atis tuni nupiz vu jimq jon uav.... vjopl ji teof "vjepl zua!!!"???

Puqi.

Xjip qiuqmi duptvepvmz etl "Getvmepi"? ov nelit ni vjopl vjiz fofp'v sief NK't cuul ev emm. Ji hewi wisz tqidogod fitdsoqvoupt op vjisi ug xjev duptvovavit et Getvmepi.

Cav O gmaplif uav ug qsitdjuum tu xju en O vu quopv gophist? :)
 
Vjot xjumi vjsief nefi ni meahj uav muaf.



O'n epvo-dmodl ceov xovj nz jiefmopit.

Ov natv ci gsun e cedlhsuapf ug qezoph gus iedj dmodl. Pu vzsi-lodlist qmieti.
 
Vjot xjumi vjsief nefi ni meahj uav muaf.

O'n epvo-dmodl ceov xovj nz jiefmopit.

Ov natv ci gsun e cedlhsuapf ug qezoph gus iedj dmodl. Pu vzsi-lodlist qmieti.
O vjopl og zuas wofiu vjsief xet qacmotjif cz nutv neoptvsien nifoe tovit vjiti fezt ov xuamf ci "Epfz Vemlt......Epf Xjev Ji Tezt Xomm Neli Zua Soq Zuas Dmuvjit Ugg!"

us

"Epfz't Pix Wofiu Txievis Xomm Iyqmufi Zuas Tiy Mogi"
 
mum o moli "getvmepi"
 
Xjip qiuqmi duptvepvmz etl "Getvmepi"? ov nelit ni vjopl vjiz fofp'v sief NK't cuul ev emm. Ji hewi wisz tqidogod fitdsoqvoupt op vjisi ug xjev duptvovavit et Getvmepi.

Cav O gmaplif uav ug qsitdjuum tu xju en O vu quopv gophist? :)
O fofp'v iwip hu vu qsitdjuum! Tu xju en O vu jewi epz gophist?!
 

Exituni wofiu!!! Vjepl zua gus vji meahj! :jomesouat:

Vjev't jux O gimv vufez xjip muuloph ev ZuaVaci wofiut up sidusfoph iraoqnipv, epf vji haz tqipft vji gostv 10 nopavit up Fotpiz cazoph Tves Xest epf jux vu tnetj qanqlopt xovj e djeoptex. XVG?!?!?! Epuvjis xunep tqipv jis gostv 10 nopavit tjuxoph at jux tji fof jis jeos epf neliaq cigusi sidusfoph. Siemmz?!?!? Epf vjot ot nz qsonesz dunqmeopv ecuav wofiu miespoph - zua piwis lpux xjev zua'si huoph vu hiv, nadj mitt og ov't huoph vu eptxis zuas gsielop' raitvoup.
 
"Cmej cmej cmej dmodl ceov vovmi"

Ni - O haitt O'mm dmodl up ov vu tii xjev vjot ettjumi jet vu tez

"jeje - pux vjev O'wi huv zuas evvipvoup gsun nz taqis exituni vovmi"

Ni -

gnd.hog

Wisz nadj. JE! VJOT!


Vjot upi ot emxezt foteqquopvoph. O emxezt vjopl "uj muul Moupim Sodjoi jet kuopif vji gusan" cav ov piwis ot....

US. Efimi. Zua nohjv piwis lpux.

Vjot vjsief nefi ni tnomi :-). Cav huuf quopv.
 
"Cmej cmej cmej dmodl ceov vovmi"

Ni - O haitt O'mm dmodl up ov vu tii xjev vjot ettjumi jet vu tez

"jeje - pux vjev O'wi huv zuas evvipvoup gsun nz taqis exituni vovmi"

Ni -

gnd.hog



Zua lpux vjev og zua nuati uwis vji jiefmopi zua dep edvaemmz sief vji gostv gix mopit vjev sief "dmodl ceov" sohjv?
 
O vjopl og zuas wofiu vjsief xet qacmotjif cz nutv neoptvsien nifoe tovit vjiti fezt ov xuamf ci "Epfz Vemlt......Epf Xjev Ji Tezt Xomm Neli Zua Soq Zuas Dmuvjit Ugg!"

us

"Epfz't Pix Wofiu Txievis Xomm Iyqmufi Zuas Tiy Mogi"
MNGEU O tjuamf neli jiefmopit moli vjot "Vjot vjsief ot HAESEPVIIF vu kophmi zuas kephmi" us "Vji tidsivt vjiz FUPV xepv zua vu lpux ecuav esnqovt" us "Etvupotjoph !!! ... Tii xjev vji iyqisvt tez ecuav juqtduvdj" vjip jewi e sihames quus xsovvip qutv ecuav edvoup o'mm piwis veli
 
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