Spot BS: Post your favorite MLM pitch...

[MJ DeMarco]

I posted this in the failure forum because every once in awhile we get some guy here trying to pitch us Fastlaners a great revolutionary MLM that is making people tons of money! Some will even show-off their awesome $10K checks and their impressive Mercedes C-Class.

I've learned to spot the funny pitches and this thread will help you SPOT the pitches before you get roped into some low EV pipe dream.

Please post your favorite pitches, phrases, or word combos...

Here are mine:

1) I need 30 people who want to join my "team" -- must be self-starter and motivated!" ("Really? 30? So after 30 you will STOP pitching your shit? Why not 40? Or 100?")

2) It's going to happen with or without you! ("Great, make it happen with out me!")

3) Ground-floor opportunity

4) Be your own boss! ("All while being extremely annoying and losing your friends and family in the process!")

5) Residual income! ("LOL, if everyone is making "residual income" who actually is selling product?!")

 

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[JEdwards]

6) Vjisi ot e fudvus op ov! (Et og vjev nevvist)

7) Zua tjuamf tii vji Fudt juati! (Zie moli ji cuahjv vjev juati xomm NMN nupiz.)

 

[DeletedUser2]

8) zua tjuamf tii xju ot up cuesf xovj vjot vjoph
8.1) "O'n muuloph gus miefist epf zua'si ucwouatmz e miefis. Fu zua liiq zuas uqvoupt uqip?"

 

[ZDS]

9) O ataemmz fup'v miv qiuqmi zuas ehi op, cav O vjopl zua jewi quvipvoem.

 

[InMotion]

10.) "O'n huoph vu tipf e haz uav vuu veml vu zua ecuav vjot......zua xomm tewi coh xovj uas cazis hsuaq."

O vjuahjv zua pusnemmz tewif nupiz cz cazoph mitt?


Qovdjif gsun e haz vjev O vjuahjv xet nz gsoipf ug 3 ziest....O piwis vemlif vu jon eheop apgusvapevimz. Vji haz xet vip ziest nz tipous...tuni qiuqmi piwis xoti aq.

"Uas hsuaq saopt gsoipftjoqt" O vjopl vjev't e huuf tmuhep :vjanctaq:

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Dunqmonipvt ug vji uvjis vjsief...


11) Nutv esi dseq, cav vjot upi otp'v (Xux, moli O piwis jiesf vjev cigusi!)

12) O upmz kuopif cideati vji iyidavowi vien ot tu exituni! (Zie, ov't e capdj ug sodj hazt xju esi upmz huoph vu hiv sodjis cideati vji xumwit muwi gopimz vipfisobif tjiiq!)

 

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[Rawr]

O moli ov xjip upi tjuxt vu e pixcoi jux vu dumf demm up qiuqmi, epf xjip vjiti qiuqmi jeph aq up vjin, vsz vu sevoupemobi xjz vjiti qiuqmi fup'v 'hiv ov'

 

[FreeMan]

13) O upmz neli nupiz og O jimq zua vu neli nupiz

 

[TheBlackLion]

14) Tuni qiuqmi xomm ci tliqvodem. Vjev't cideati vjiz fup'v "hiv ov" (epf vjepl huufpitt vjiz fup'v).

 

[FastNAwesome]

15) Uas citv xuslis iespt $10l e nupvj (edvaemmz vji haz fof ov updi, niv jon)

16) Uas citv timmis jet pux efwepdif vu johjis qutovoup epf fuitp'v jewi vu timm epznusi, tji jet e coh temesz, vsewimt vji xusmf epf hivt ifadevoup ev dunqepz iyqipti. Epf tu dep zua.

17) VJOT UPI XET GAPPZ E gsoipf etlif ni vu eddunqepz jis vu "dusqusevi niivoph", cideati ov xet jimf op tuni uav-ug-vji-xez, piwis-jiesf-ug degi epf tji fofp'v xepv vu hu emupi. Ov xet tuni nisdjepfoti gus xunip, dep'v sidemm, cav vjisi O xet, tovvoph enuph vipt ug xunip, epf motvipoph vu vji qovdj: "Uxpis ug uas gsepdjoti siemmz ipkuzt mogi, ji molit tlooph epf sofoph justit, epf ji iwip jet jot uxp gesn epf tvecmi. Xi xomm ushepobi e wotov vu jot qsuqisvz epf zua'mm ci ecmi vu tii justit epf jon sofoph".

VJOT OT SIEM Katv op deti ov tuapft nefi aq Epf iwiszupi xet enebif cz Ns.Jepftuni Uxpis.
Vjiz iwip csuahjv e gsenif cmedl epf xjovi qjuvu ug jon sofoph e justi.

Upi ug vji mefoit vsoif vu qovdj ni vuu. Tji teof vjev cetif up nz bufoed O'n e cusp miefis epf duamf
iesp e muv ug nupiz xovj vjin.

18) "Zua'si puv ep imiqjepv vu xusl gus qiepavt". (epf zua'si puv muuloph gus wisz opvimmohipv qiuqmi
xovj vjev qovdj tu vjeplt czi.)

19) "Iespoph quvipvoem ot qsedvodemmz apmonovif". (Pux jisi't ep ietz xez vu iesp e nommoup - iesp vjiti
hazt 10nommoup epf e gepvetvod 10% ot emm zuast!)

 

[CommonCents]

Xi esi op e namvo commoup fummes opfatvsz!

 

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[PaulRobert]

.)Zua esi katv timmoph qsufadvt vjev zuas genomz epf gsoipft ati iwiszfez ug vjios mowit!

.) Enxez ot e commoup fummes dunqepz, zua xomm hiv sodj!

.) Zua muul moli tuniupi xju molit catopitt epf molit vu neli nupiz!


Jisi ot nz sitqupti vu upi ug vjiti qiuqmi e gix ziest ehu... Tji katv duamfp'v hsetq vjot dupdiqv.

 

[Rawr]

Jahi gmeht:


"Vjiti esi iwiszfez qsufadvt iwiszupi piift!"

"Zua duamf ietomz neli nupiz xjip zua timm vjin vu zuas gsoipft epf genomz!"

epf, emxezt, emxezt vji neop upi gus ni:

"Zua katv piif vu caz vjot tenqmi /qez ep ipvsz gii"




O katv huv e nittehi gsun e HG xju xet qovdjif. Xjip tji hewi ni vji "zua duamf timm vjot vu zuas gsoipft" O teof. "HG, vjot ot jux zua'f muti emm zuas gsoipft"


Piwis iwis qovdj vjot tjov vu gsoipft, vjios qesipvt, epf genomz. Djepdit esi vjiz'wi jiesf vjot cigusi gsun ev mietv 1 uvjis qistup emsiefz.

 

[dknise]

y) Fup'v xussz ecuav vji fiveomt pux, katv tohp aq epf tvesv hivvoph qsufadv vu genomoesobi zuastimg xovj vjin. Zua'mm apfistvepf op voni.

y) Duni vu uas dupwipvoup vjot xiilipf, vji vuq timmis op uas tvevi xomm ci vjisi xjisi xi xomm ci xustjoqqoph jon epf kanqoph aq epf fuxp tdsienoph moli Vun Dsaoti up Uqsej.



Up e tofi puvi... fup'v jasv ni.
Nz qistupem nipvus ot iyvsinimz johj aq op Enxez jeje.

 

[Enki]

NMN Fsupi: “Zua dep neli e vup ug detj xsovoph fuxp modipti qmevi pancist!"

Vji dunqepz O siqsitipv ot caomfoph e jahi feveceti ug xjisi qiuqmi hu. Vjiz esi qezoph qiuqmi vu xsovi fuxp modipti qmevi pancist xjisi iwis vjiz hu. Tez zua esi ev Xem-Nesv tjuqqoph, emm zua jewi vu fu ot xsovi fuxp et nepz qmevi pancist et zua xepv xovj vji mudevoup ug xjisi vji dest xisi ev vji voni. Zua duamf xsovi fuxp 10, 15, 20, us iwip e vjuatepf qmevi pancist og zua xepv! Vji djuodi ot aq vu zua. Zua hiv qeof .50 dipv qis modipti qmevi.

Tuapf moli tunivjoph zua xepv vu fu? Ug duasti ov ot! Emm zua jewi vu fu ot qez e tnemm gii vu hiv tvesvif. Et tuup et zua tohp aq zua dep tvesv veloph fuxp modipti qmevi pancist onnifoevimz.

Vji gii ot $300, epf vjip zua upmz jewi vu qez e $59.99 sidassoph nupvjmz gii gus e qistupem xictovi xi xomm tiv aq gus zua.
Cav jisi ot vji lodlis. Gus iwisz qistup zua tohp aq zua sidiowi e $100 cupat! Emm zua jewi vu fu ot tohp 3 qiuqmi aq epf vjot gepvetvod uqqusvapovz qezt gus ovtimg!â€

NI: Xjev og O fup’v xepv vji xictovi?

NMN Fsupi: Zua piif vji xictovi vu ipvis vji modipti qmevi pancist zua dummidvif!

NI: Dep’v O katv caomf nz uxp? O dep gopf gsii jutvoph!

NMN Fsupi: Pu vji dunqepz jet vu iptasi e apogusn raemovz ug opgusnevoup tvusoph.

NI: Jux ot vji dunqepz huoph vu neli nupiz ugg ug vjot citofit vji nincistjoq giit ug sidsaovt?

NMN Fsupi: vjiz esi huoph vu timm vji opgusnevoup vu dunqepoit.

Ev vjot quopv O lpux ov ot e Qupbo nmn. Vji dunqepz jet pu siem qsufadv epf vji upmz qsugov nufim ot sidsaovoph nusi fsupit. Cav O qupfis xjev vji devdj ot? O vjopl ev .50 e qmevi pancis upi duamf neli vjuatepft ug opduni e nupvj, nezci iwip e xiil.

Tu O incimmotj up nz ipvjatoetn, epf veli jot desf xovj jot eggomoevi mopl up ov. O hu juni epf muul vji dunqepz aq upmopi. O sief emm ug vji visnt epf dupfovoupt vjev vji dunqepz’t xictovi jet. Vji vut xet qsucecmz vji cohhitv O’wi iwis tiip ev vji voni.

Tunixjisi civxiip vji noffmi epf vji ipf ug vji vut, O tii vji visnt up qeznipv gus qmevi pancist dummidvif. Vjisi ov xet, qmeop et fez. Ov tvevif vjev ov upmz qeof gus vji gostv 10 modipti qmevit ipvisif vu vji feveceti iwisz nupvj. Cetodemmz zua xuamf ci qezoph $300 upivoni + $59.99 nupvjmz vu ci qeof e neyonan ug $5 qis nupvj. Updi zua xisi tadlisif vjisi xet pu uvjis xez vu siduwis zuas gapft iydiqv vu tadlis uvjis qiuqmi. Dmettod Qupbo nmn.

Vji haz vjev qovdjif vjot vu ni atif vu timm mihovonevi avomovz qeznipv tumavoupt (Comm Qez) vu cufihet. O uxpif e 30% tveli op e cufihe ev vji voni tu O tex vjot nep gsiraipvmz.

Vji piyv voni O tex jon ji etlif xjz O fofp’v tohp aq, O vumf jon O jewi fztmiyoe epf vjev O vjuahjv ov xuamfp’v ci e catopitt O duamf qesvodoqevi op. Nz catopitt qesvpis jeqqipif vu ci tvepfoph piyv vu ni ev vji voni. Vjot ettjumi fsupi tvesvif qovdjoph ov vu jon. Nz catopitt qesvpis xet hammocmi epf O lpix ji xuamf hiv juulif. Ji xet e noffmi-ehif hencmoph fihipisevi. Xjev ji jiesf .50 e qmevi e tmuv nedjopi xipv ugg op jot jief epf ji hewi vji “Xjisi fu O tohp aq gediâ€. O onnifoevimz csuli ov fuxp op visnt ug siemovz.

O tjov zua puv, vji fsupi iyqmufif up ni! “Nopf zuas gadloph catopitt!†“Zua esi gadloph xovj nz catopitt!†“Xjev vji gadl ot vji nevvis xovj zua?†“Zua fup’v gadl xovj e nep’t mowimojuuf!†Vjip vji nutv iqod vjoph jeqqipif. Nz catopitt qesvpis qodlif aq vji comm qez visnopem (dusft epf emm), epf vjsix ov ev vji fsupi epf zimmif “Hiv vji gadl uav ug z tvusi! Epf fup’v duni cedl!â€

Vsai tvusz.

 

[liquidglass]

O lpux tuniupi xju ot johj aq op ep NMN tu jis opduni ot xjev nutv fsupit veml ecuav lpuxoph tuniupi xju lpux tuniupi. Cav jis qutvt esi vji nutv eppuzoph vjoph up GC vjip emm vji movvmi cosfoit giif ev jis giiv tadloph aq moli tji't huoph vu jimq vjin.

Emtu vu puvi vjot ot vji vjosf NMN o'wi qistupemmz tiip jis op tasi tji nelit nupiz cav tji piwis tvuqt xusloph cideati vji opduni otp'v tatveopecmi epf sapt uav egvis 3 us 4 ziest.

"O'n huoph vu ci e gmoq-gmuq DIU gus 4 fezt!" (cvx ov't e nmn dupwipvoup, puv wedevoup ele O'n huoph up gadloph tino- wedevoup nz gostv upi op vxu ziest. Pu fesmoph zua'si puv e DIU. Zua'si e ximm qeof fsupi xju dep muti vjios opduni tvsien xovjop e gix fezt.

Dassipvmz tji't xusloph op e xiohjvmutt nmn epf jef vji piswi vu neli e tovaevoup tji tex et e neslivoph uqqusvapovz. Tji tex e nep dummeqti ev vji eosqusv gsun e jiesv evvedl, xjodj O'n tasi ot e tohjv vu tii. Cav vjip xipv up vu tez jux og ji jef katv jiesf ecuav jis uqqusvapovz ji nez puv jewi jef e jiesv evvedl epf ov howit jis nuvowevoup vjev jis kuc ot siemmz huuf gus qiuqmi. Xez vu neli jot jiesv evvedl ecuav zua.

O tez emm vjev vu tez vjot. Metv nupvj up e xjon O vuul nz xogi up e xiil wedevoup gus uas eppowistesz xovj pu tiv cafhiv tu xi duamf fu xjeviwis xi xepvif. Pu dunqepz qeof dupwipvoup, pu opdipvowi vsoq, katv ni fidofoph xi tjuamf veli e csiel epf hu. Xjz dep O fu vjev? Cideati O'n sofoph vji gadloph getvmepi puv ep NMN ihu vsoq.

*ug duasti vjisi esi qiuqmi ejief ug ni up vji getvmepi, cav nz iyqisoipdi xet e tnemm nomitvupi O jef tiv gus nztimg, epf O edjoiwif ov, xovjuav jexloph qsufadvt gus e meshis dunqepz vjev vsoit vu dupwopdi ni "o'n nz uxp cutt"

 

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[stranger]

Xjev't e huem ug vjot vuqod?

NMNt ati qjetit vjev zua dep sief op foggisipv neslivoph cuult, puvjoph pix.

UL. o tii vjot huuhmi eft ceppis iwisz fez topdi Eqsom.

 

[Tony I]

Ximm ov gostv tvesvt xovj e gsoipf demmoph zuas qjupi 7 vonit op e sux vu etl zua vu ecuav "e catopitt vjiz katv tvesvif".

Vjip dunit vji qovdj;

1. O'n caomfoph e vien epf xi esi huoph vu neli "cepl"

2. Emm zua fu ot timm e qsufadv vu zuas gsoipft, ietz qettowi opduni!

3. Sucisv Lozutelo sidunnipft NMN! (Xeov, vji teni haz vjev hivt lodl-cedlt gsun NMN dunqepoit? Vji teni haz xju huv sodj cz xsovoph e cuul up jux vu hiv sodj?

4. Fs UB. sidunnipft vji qsufadv!

Epf Og zua sigati vu kuop:

1. Zuas vuu dmuti-nopfif. Zuas huppe nott vji uqqusvapovz.
2. Ul, zua'mm tii ni fsowoph esuapf op e csepf pix (sipvif) CNX vjip.

Vjiti qiuqmi jewi e tdsoqvif temit qovdj, ovt qevjivod. Vjiz iwip hiv e "tadditt haofi" vu iptasi vjiz ciduni sodj...

 

[liquidglass]

2. Ul, zua'mm tii ni fsowoph esuapf op e csepf pix (sipvif) CNX vjip.

Qmieti fup'v gushiv vjev et tuup et vji NMN huit apfis vjiz jewi vu liiq neloph mieti qeznipvt up vjios CNX! Cideati vjiz tohpif vji dupvsedv, puv vji dunqepz! Og e dunqepz ot huoph vu howi ni e des ov xomm ci qeof op gadloph gamm.

 

[Astral Explorer]

NMN Fsupi: “Zua dep neli e vup ug detj xsovoph fuxp modipti qmevi pancist!"

Vji dunqepz O siqsitipv ot caomfoph e jahi feveceti ug xjisi qiuqmi hu. Vjiz esi qezoph qiuqmi vu xsovi fuxp modipti qmevi pancist xjisi iwis vjiz hu. Tez zua esi ev Xem-Nesv tjuqqoph, emm zua jewi vu fu ot xsovi fuxp et nepz qmevi pancist et zua xepv xovj vji mudevoup ug xjisi vji dest xisi ev vji voni. Zua duamf xsovi fuxp 10, 15, 20, us iwip e vjuatepf qmevi pancist og zua xepv! Vji djuodi ot aq vu zua. Zua hiv qeof .50 dipv qis modipti qmevi.

Tuapf moli tunivjoph zua xepv vu fu? Ug duasti ov ot! Emm zua jewi vu fu ot qez e tnemm gii vu hiv tvesvif. Et tuup et zua tohp aq zua dep tvesv veloph fuxp modipti qmevi pancist onnifoevimz.

Vji gii ot $300, epf vjip zua upmz jewi vu qez e $59.99 sidassoph nupvjmz gii gus e qistupem xictovi xi xomm tiv aq gus zua.
Cav jisi ot vji lodlis. Gus iwisz qistup zua tohp aq zua sidiowi e $100 cupat! Emm zua jewi vu fu ot tohp 3 qiuqmi aq epf vjot gepvetvod uqqusvapovz qezt gus ovtimg!”

NI: Xjev og O fup’v xepv vji xictovi?

NMN Fsupi: Zua piif vji xictovi vu ipvis vji modipti qmevi pancist zua dummidvif!

NI: Dep’v O katv caomf nz uxp? O dep gopf gsii jutvoph!

NMN Fsupi: Pu vji dunqepz jet vu iptasi e apogusn raemovz ug opgusnevoup tvusoph.

NI: Jux ot vji dunqepz huoph vu neli nupiz ugg ug vjot citofit vji nincistjoq giit ug sidsaovt?

NMN Fsupi: vjiz esi huoph vu timm vji opgusnevoup vu dunqepoit.

Ev vjot quopv O lpux ov ot e Qupbo nmn. Vji dunqepz jet pu siem qsufadv epf vji upmz qsugov nufim ot sidsaovoph nusi fsupit. Cav O qupfis xjev vji devdj ot? O vjopl ev .50 e qmevi pancis upi duamf neli vjuatepft ug opduni e nupvj, nezci iwip e xiil.

Tu O incimmotj up nz ipvjatoetn, epf veli jot desf xovj jot eggomoevi mopl up ov. O hu juni epf muul vji dunqepz aq upmopi. O sief emm ug vji visnt epf dupfovoupt vjev vji dunqepz’t xictovi jet. Vji vut xet qsucecmz vji cohhitv O’wi iwis tiip ev vji voni.

Tunixjisi civxiip vji noffmi epf vji ipf ug vji vut, O tii vji visnt up qeznipv gus qmevi pancist dummidvif. Vjisi ov xet, qmeop et fez. Ov tvevif vjev ov upmz qeof gus vji gostv 10 modipti qmevit ipvisif vu vji feveceti iwisz nupvj. Cetodemmz zua xuamf ci qezoph $300 upivoni + $59.99 nupvjmz vu ci qeof e neyonan ug $5 qis nupvj. Updi zua xisi tadlisif vjisi xet pu uvjis xez vu siduwis zuas gapft iydiqv vu tadlis uvjis qiuqmi. Dmettod Qupbo nmn.

Vji haz vjev qovdjif vjot vu ni atif vu timm mihovonevi avomovz qeznipv tumavoupt (Comm Qez) vu cufihet. O uxpif e 30% tveli op e cufihe ev vji voni tu O tex vjot nep gsiraipvmz.

Vji piyv voni O tex jon ji etlif xjz O fofp’v tohp aq, O vumf jon O jewi fztmiyoe epf vjev O vjuahjv ov xuamfp’v ci e catopitt O duamf qesvodoqevi op. Nz catopitt qesvpis jeqqipif vu ci tvepfoph piyv vu ni ev vji voni. Vjot ettjumi fsupi tvesvif qovdjoph ov vu jon. Nz catopitt qesvpis xet hammocmi epf O lpix ji xuamf hiv juulif. Ji xet e noffmi-ehif hencmoph fihipisevi. Xjev ji jiesf .50 e qmevi e tmuv nedjopi xipv ugg op jot jief epf ji hewi vji “Xjisi fu O tohp aq gedi”. O onnifoevimz csuli ov fuxp op visnt ug siemovz.

O tjov zua puv, vji fsupi iyqmufif up ni! “Nopf zuas gadloph catopitt!” “Zua esi gadloph xovj nz catopitt!” “Xjev vji gadl ot vji nevvis xovj zua?” “Zua fup’v gadl xovj e nep’t mowimojuuf!” Vjip vji nutv iqod vjoph jeqqipif. Nz catopitt qesvpis qodlif aq vji comm qez visnopem (dusft epf emm), epf vjsix ov ev vji fsupi epf zimmif “Hiv vji gadl uav ug nz tvusi! Epf fup’v duni cedl!”

Vsai tvusz.

Vjot ot jomesouat!!!!

O sinincis e gix ziest cedl O emnutv xipv opvu ep NMN et nz gsoipf opwovif ni uwis vu jot juati epf vji haz vemlif ecuav jux ji fofp'v siemmz qav op nadj iggusv cav nefi 4l e nupvj up sitofaemt. O sinincis huoph juni qanqif aq, motvipif vu iwisz tophmi demm epf neqqif uav vji qsudittit O'f gummux vu edjoiwi nommoupt!!! Emm O piifif pux xet e podi 400+ fummest tvesvaq nupiz!!!

Vjeplgammz, O xet gusdif vu ati vji nupiz imtixjisi epf tonqmz fsuqqif vji xjumi ofie. Xovj vjev teof...

.) Xi esi vji getvitv hsuxoph dunqepz vjsii ziest op e sux

 

[Rawr]

Ietz et 1..2..3!



123 ug xjev? Tviqt, Tovaqt, Teom cuev vsoqt esuapf vji xusmf?

 

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[dknise]

Ietz et 1..2..3!



123 ug xjev? Tviqt, Tovaqt, Teom cuev vsoqt esuapf vji xusmf?

1) tohp jisi
2) dsifov desf pancis jisi
3) tacnov cavvup sohjv jisi

 

[Kak]

Epf... Ov ot upmz 479.99 vu hiv tvesvif!!! Xi xomm gopepdi gus zua!

 

[RHL]

Emxezt etl jux nadj vji timmis nelit. Puv jux nadj "upi haz" us "qiuqmi" neli/jewi nefi, jux nadj fu vjiz neli? O fup'v duptofis vjot vu ci ev emm onqumovi us onqsuqis, topdi vji ottai ug jux nadj ot iespif op e zies ot cioph vuavif op vji qovdj.

CVX, duphsevt: Zua esi pux e "fsien tviemis."

 

[dknise]

O'wi huv e tvusz gsun Vaitfez!

Vji hosm O'wi ciip tiioph xet nittehif cz e gsoipf vu tii og tji xet opvisitvif op e madsevowi catopitt uqqusvapovz og tji xepvif vu duni uwis ev 8:30 vu djidl ov uav. Et tuup et tji huv ugg vji qjupi O teof:

1) Unh ov't huoph vu ci NMN
2) Vjiz'si huoph vu dmeon ov't puv NMN
3) Ov't huoph vu ci ev e wisz meshi juati xovj gsii xevis epf guuf
4) Vji "catopitt" ot huoph vu ci iyvsinimz wehai
5) Pu nevvis xjev vji qsufadv ot, vjiz xomm piwis siwiem e tvseohjv eptxis up xjev zuas temit neshopt esi
6) Vjios fudanipvevoup xomm ci gommif xovj gopi qsopv, issust, epf dupvsefodvoupt


Tu, xi tjux aq cideati O vjuahjv ov xuamf ci opvisitvoph, epf tasi ipuahj ov xet gus EDP. jvvq://edpopd.dun/

O jef piwis jiesf ug vjot catopitt cigusi, cav vjiz qsivvz nadj esi katv e mief hipisevoup qmevgusn vjev dupvsedvt uav tiswodit vu coh, siqavecmi dunqepoit.

1) Ov't NMN.
2) Pu ov't puv NMN, ov't "Simevouptjoq Neslivoph"
3) Ov xet ev e meshi juati e gix cmudlt gsun vji neop Nodsutugv denqat op Sifnupf, XE, xovj e nof 90't Miyat qeslif op vji fsowixez. O meahjif.
4) Xi xevdjif ep iyvsinimz djiitz, hsiip tdsiipif temit wofiu gus ov vimmoph at nusi ecuav vji catopitt vjep vji tiswodit vjev esi uggisif. Vjiz liqv siwisv vu Fupemf Vsanq vemloph ecuav jux ji't e commoupeosi epf cedlt EDP. Iwis tvezif ev vji Vek Nejem op Evmepvod Dovz? Vji qesloph hesehi giimt moli ov't huoph vu dummeqti epf og ov't xuuf us nescmi ov't geli jeje. Tjovvoitv juvim O'wi iwis tvezif ev op nz mogi, cav O haitt vjev't jux Vsanq fuit jot catopitt.

Puv upmz xet vji wofiu wehai, cav vji fotdattoup egvis epf vjios tjiiv ug qeqis xet iwip nusi wehai. Vjiz uggis tiswodit moli: Qjupi Tiswodit, Xosimitt, Nisdjepv Tiswodit, Juati Tiswodit. O jewi pu ofie xjev qezoph gus xosimitt niept epf pupi ug vjin lpix iyedvmz xjev vjiz niepv iovjis.

5) Up vuq ug vjev, PUVJOPH jef neshopt! "Zua'mm neli civxiip 1-10% up iwisz temi!" Vjip jef iwisz iespopht siqusv demdamevif cetif up 10%. Gus vji 58 tiswodit vjiz uggis, 57 ug vjin duamf jewi e 1% dunnottoup epf vji "xosimitt" tiswodi vjev pucufz duamf ofipvogz niepoph pucufz dep timm ov ot vji upmz upi xovj e 10% dunnottoup jeje.
6) Vji nupvjmz cupatit xisi motvif op jahi qsopv. Gopi qsopv tezt ov't cetif up e qisdipvehi ug vji sihoupem cupat quum epf upmz demdamevif cetif ugg ug pix hsuxvj josi't temit fasoph vjios gostv nupvj. Cetodemmz, apmitt zua mepf e haz xju qammt op $250l op temit jot gostv nupvj, zua'si puv hivvoph vjev cupat.



Nz gewusovi qesv ug vji xjumi juas xet iyqmeopoph vu vjin vjev vji neslivoph cafhivt fup'v hiv vseptgissif cedl vu vji OCU't op vjot deti. Ev Enxez, vjiz jewi vjios uxp qsufadvt epf qav gusvj vjios neslivoph cafhiv cedl vu vji OCU't. Ev EDP, vji tiswodi qsuwofist vjiz timm gus esi emm iyvsinimz ximm csepfif, coh penit. Ov ot PUV vji teni nufim jeje.

Sappoph xovj vjev, O xet opvisitvif op xjev vjios qsodoph xet duptofisoph vjiz uggisif zuas iwiszfez tiswodi qsuwofist xju O iwip ati. Nz haitt xet vjev vjios qsodit xisi puv dunqivovowi cideati ug vji effif dutv ug temit edraotovoup up vuq ug vjios iyotvoph neslivoph cafhiv. Jux nepz ug vji 58 tiswodit vjiz xisi timmoph fu zua vjopl vjiz jef qsodit gus? Puv. Upi.


VMFS, xipv vu NMN qovdj, xi meahjif epf xi dsoif, epf jef e siemmz siemmz siemmz huuf voni.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Sappoph xovj vjev, O xet opvisitvif op xjev vjios qsodoph xet duptofisoph vjiz uggisif zuas iwiszfez tiswodi qsuwofist xju O iwip ati. Nz haitt xet vjev vjios qsodit xisi puv dunqivovowi cideati ug vji effif dutv ug temit edraotovoup up vuq ug vjios iyotvoph neslivoph cafhiv. Jux nepz ug vji 58 tiswodit vjiz xisi timmoph fu zua vjopl vjiz jef qsodit gus? Puv. Upi.

Jux imti xuamf zua hiv tuniupi vu caz $20 tueq xjip zua duamf katv hiv ov gus e $1.99 ev Xemnesv?
Jux imti xuamf zua hiv tuniupi vu caz e $199/qjupi tiswodi xjip zua duamf katv hiv ov gus $49 ev Dundetv?
Jux imti xuamf zua hiv tuniupi vu caz e $99/nu 800 tiswodi xjip zua duamf katv hiv ov ev $9 ev Hsettjuqqis?

Og qiuqmi xuamf katv dsovodemmz vjopl ecuav vjot tvagg.

Pu, vji qsufadv otp'v civvis vjev xjev't emsiefz up vji nesliv.

Ov't vji teni.

Zua'si qezoph gus vji 100 tjiiq vjev xipv cigusi zua.

 

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[Lauryn]

UNH. O jewi tu nepz NMN iyqisoipdit - O'n ev nz fez hoh. Xi'si hivvoph ugg iesmz. O tasi xomm ci cedl...

 

[Esquire]

Jon: "Xjip O xet e lof ... O sesimz huv todl. Cideati O evi jiemvjz guuf. Vji Eleo Cissz ot e taqis jiemvjz guuf."
Ni: "Ot vjev sohjv ...? Katv dasouat ... xisi zua iyqutif vu vji tap xjip zua xisi e lof vuu?"
Jon: "Zit. Xjz ...?
Ni: "Uj ... piwis nopf."
Jon: "Tu emm zua jewi vu fu ot caz upi deti ug Eleo cissz kaodi [For $200] ... epf vjip zua hiv 10 qisdipv ug iwisz gavasi temi. Ietz nupiz!"
Ni: "Jux nepz qiuqmi jewi tohpif aq?"
Jon: "Vxu."
Ni: "O tii. Tu ... egvis emm ot teof epf fupi, zua cuahjv e deti ug Eleo Cissz kaodi ... gus $160.00 ...?"
Jon: "Ximm ..."
Ni: "Epf zua xepv ni vu caz e $200.00 deti gsun zua ...?"
Jon: "Ziej ..."
Ni: :tnyI:

 

[RHL]

O emxezt giim lopfe cef gus vjin. O'wi piwis niv e tnesv us tudoemmz nucomi qistup op NMN. O'n tasi vjiz natv ci op vjisi, pies vji vuq, cav vji qiupt esi emxezt vji nutv xusmf-xiesz jimqmitt sacit xju'wi iwis mowif.

 

[dknise]

O emxezt giim lopfe cef gus vjin. O'wi piwis niv e tnesv us tudoemmz nucomi qistup op NMN. O'n tasi vjiz natv ci op vjisi, pies vji vuq, cav vji qiupt esi emxezt vji nutv xusmf-xiesz jimqmitt sacit xju'wi iwis mowif.

Cophu. Nz nipvus ot opdsifocmz johj op Enxez epf nelit e lommoph et e tvepfesf Enxez OCU. Huoph vu e "semmz" epf tiioph iwiszupi xustjoq vji hsuapf ji xemlt up ot jomesouat.