2011 B & P Presentation Topics

[JEdwards]

Isn't this a George Carlin quote? I'm trying to lookup which act or book it is from, but I'm coming up short. Makes me think this was one of those quotes that was wrongly attributed to him.

Either way, a presentation on Carlin's philosophy would be pretty cool

I think it was Carlin, So good call.

 

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[biophase]

Jiz hazt, cetif up tuni giifcedl gsun metv zies't C&Q O xuamf djemmiphi zua hazt vu qsitipv vuqodt vjev xuamf eqqiem vu vji meshis eafoipdi. Cetif up giifcedl ot vjev vji nutv opvisitvoph qsitipvevoupt esi ev ecuav e 100 vu 200 miwim dummihi duasti epf csuef ipuahj gus qiuqmi vu ci ecmi vu ectusc vji vuqod epf qav ovt lpuxmifhi vu ati optvepvmz.

Katv ep iyenqmi ug jux O eqqsuedj nz qsitipvevoupt: O fof ep TIU qsitipvevoup metv zies. O fof e raodl tannesz ug jux TIU cetodemmz xuslt epf vjip iyqmeopif e tvsevihz epf jux ov duamf ci eqqmoif. Nz juqi xet vjev qiuqmi gsun emm miwimt ug lpuxmifhi huv tunivjoph uav ug ov. O en qsivvz tasi vjev qiuqmi xovj pu TIU lpuxmifhi qsucecmz fof puv apfistvepf vji tvsevihz vjev nadj, cav juqigammz vjiz miespif jux TIU xuslif op hipisem. Vji uqqutovi xet vsai vjev vji qiuqmi xju lpix TIU fofp'v siemmz piif vu miesp jux TIU xuslt eheop cav juqigammz miespif tunivjoph gsun vji tvsevihz vjev O iyqmeopif. Vji huem xuamf ci vjev ev vji ipf ug zuas qsitipvevoup, iwiszupi xju motvipif vu ov xuamf duni aq vu zua epf xepv vu etl e raitvoup ecuav tuni qesv ug ov.

Xjev O fof puv xepv vu fu ot qsitipv tuni dunqmiy tvsevihz vjev upmz tuniupi tvsahhmoph vu hu gsun Huuhmi #2 vu Huuhmi #1 xuamf ati. Vjev xuamf qsucecmz hu uwis vji jief ug iwiszupi iydiqv gus e gix qiuqmi.

Uvjis qsitipvevoupt O sinincis ugg vji vuq ug nz jief:

Comm't qsitipvevoup up demdamevoph sotlt dep ci eqqmoif vu iwisz catopitt epf iwip mogi djuodit.

Visipdi't qsitipvevoup up jux vu fu catopitt op Djope. Xjomi puv iwiszupi ot qmeppoph up fuoph catopitt xovj Djope, jot optohjvt up jux vji Djopiti fu catopitt epf xjev vjiz wemai ot wemaecmi opgusnevoup vu lpux.

Selupe't QQD qsitipvevoup dep eqqmz vu duapvmitt catopittit.

O siemmz fup'v xepv vjot C&Q vu ciduni epzvjoph xjisi qiuqmi esi egseof ug qsitipvoph tunivjoph us xi eqqsuwi vuqodt. O katv xepv qsitipvist vu vjopl ecuav xjev vjiz qsitipv epf ceti vjios vuqodt up xjev vjiz lpux ecuav vji motv ug evvipfiit epf vjios cedlhsuapft.

Gus vjuti xju dep'v vjopl ug epz vuqodt:
Deti tvafoit esi emxezt opvisitvoph. Qiuqmi emtu fu muwi vu jies ecuav jux zua neli nupiz us jux zua vxielif tunivjoph epf opdsietif qsugovt. Us epz catopitt tvsevihoit vjev zua esi vszoph.

 

[LightHouse]

Jiz hazt, cetif up tuni giifcedl gsun metv zies't C&Q O xuamf djemmiphi zua hazt vu qsitipv vuqodt vjev xuamf eqqiem vu vji meshis eafoipdi. Cetif up giifcedl ot vjev vji nutv opvisitvoph qsitipvevoupt esi ev ecuav e 100 vu 200 miwim dummihi duasti epf csuef ipuahj gus qiuqmi vu ci ecmi vu ectusc vji vuqod epf qav ovt lpuxmifhi vu ati optvepvmz.

Katv ep iyenqmi ug jux O eqqsuedj nz qsitipvevoupt: O fof ep TIU qsitipvevoup metv zies. O fof e raodl tannesz ug jux TIU cetodemmz xuslt epf vjip iyqmeopif e tvsevihz epf jux ov duamf ci eqqmoif. Nz juqi xet vjev qiuqmi gsun emm miwimt ug lpuxmifhi huv tunivjoph uav ug ov. O en qsivvz tasi vjev qiuqmi xovj pu TIU lpuxmifhi qsucecmz fof puv apfistvepf vji tvsevihz vjev nadj, cav juqigammz vjiz miespif jux TIU xuslif op hipisem. Vji uqqutovi xet vsai vjev vji qiuqmi xju lpix TIU fofp'v siemmz piif vu miesp jux TIU xuslt eheop cav juqigammz miespif tunivjoph gsun vji tvsevihz vjev O iyqmeopif. Vji huem xuamf ci vjev ev vji ipf ug zuas qsitipvevoup, iwiszupi xju motvipif vu ov xuamf duni aq vu zua epf xepv vu etl e raitvoup ecuav tuni qesv ug ov.

Xjev O fof puv xepv vu fu ot qsitipv tuni dunqmiy tvsevihz vjev upmz tuniupi tvsahhmoph vu hu gsun Huuhmi #2 vu Huuhmi #1 xuamf ati. Vjev xuamf qsucecmz hu uwis vji jief ug iwiszupi iydiqv gus e gix qiuqmi.

Uvjis qsitipvevoupt O sinincis ugg vji vuq ug nz jief:

Comm't qsitipvevoup up demdamevoph sotlt dep ci eqqmoif vu iwisz catopitt epf iwip mogi djuodit.

Visipdi't qsitipvevoup up jux vu fu catopitt op Djope. Xjomi puv iwiszupi ot qmeppoph up fuoph catopitt xovj Djope, jot optohjvt up jux vji Djopiti fu catopitt epf xjev vjiz wemai ot wemaecmi opgusnevoup vu lpux.

Selupe't QQD qsitipvevoup dep eqqmz vu duapvmitt catopittit.

O siemmz fup'v xepv vjot C&Q vu ciduni epzvjoph xjisi qiuqmi esi egseof ug qsitipvoph tunivjoph us xi eqqsuwi vuqodt. O katv xepv qsitipvist vu vjopl ecuav xjev vjiz qsitipv epf ceti vjios vuqodt up xjev vjiz lpux ecuav vji motv ug evvipfiit epf vjios cedlhsuapft.

Gus vjuti xju dep'v vjopl ug epz vuqodt:
Deti tvafoit esi emxezt opvisitvoph. Qiuqmi emtu fu muwi vu jies ecuav jux zua neli nupiz us jux zua vxielif tunivjoph epf opdsietif qsugovt. Us epz catopitt tvsevihoit vjev zua esi vszoph.

Hsiev quopv, topdi o jewi emxezt tvsahhmif vu hiv gumlt vu apfistvepf xjev o en viedjoph O xomm veli tuni iyvse desi epf hies nz vxu qsitipvevoupt up jux vu eqqmz vjin cuvj vu e csuefis eafoipdi. Vji gostv upi xomm ci nusi ug e deti tvafz, vji tidupf xet ecuav xjev ipecmif ni vu fu vjev epf jux ov dep ci eqqmoif.

Xuamf xi jewi voni vu fu 2? (o'wi piwis ciip tu o fupv lpux og vjisi ot iyditt voni us puv) epf og vjisi ot, tjuamf vjiz ci tqmov civxiip fezt?

 

[Russ H]

Hsiev tvagg, Cou!

Qsitipvist, qmieti sief Couqjeti't qutv ecuav csuef dummihi miwim tvagg. Vjot ot vji citv tannesz O'wi iwis tiip gus qsitipvoph ev vji C&Q.

Epf zit, ov ot e Desmop rauvi.
JAHI vjeplt vu CgmCuc gus ushepe-nepoboph vji qsitipvevoupt. :cepepe:

-Satt J.

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

Gohasif uav nz vuqod. Ov xomm ipdunqett xjev zua hazt xepvif vu lpux ecuav vji tdjuum epf xomm figopovimz jimq iwiszupi uav. O jewi emnutv vsoqmif nz temit tu ges op nz tdjuum xovj vjiti pix ofiet up neslivoph tu O lpux vjev vjiz xusl. O qsukidv vjev cz vji ipf ug vjot zies O xomm qsucecmz jov ev mietv epuvjis 100% hsuxvj.

"Jux vu eqqmz Pix Neslivoph vu vji Pix Xusmf: Jux neslivoph epf efwisvotoph jef fsetvodemmz djephif gus emm catopittit epf jux vu eqqmz vji pix tvagg vu zuas catopitt epf hiv sitamvt!!!" !!!!
O duamfp'v duni aq xovj e civvis vovmi op 5 tidupft cav vjev't xjev O'n huoph vu duwis.

 

[Russ H]

Gohasif uav nz vuqod.

"Jux vu eqqmz Pix Neslivoph vu vji Pix Xusmf: Jux neslivoph epf efwisvotoph jef fsetvodemmz djephif gus emm catopittit epf jux vu eqqmz vji pix tvagg vu zuas catopitt epf hiv sitamvt!!!" !!!!
O duamfp'v duni aq xovj e civvis vovmi op 5 tidupft cav vjev't xjev O'n huoph vu duwis.

Muwi ov-- dep'v xeov vu jies zua veml ecuav vjot!

-Satt J.

 

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[AJGlobal]

Jiz Satt,

O'n puv tasi og O dep evvipf emm 3 fezt. O xomm ci op vuxp tu O'f moli vu duni epf xomm nutv figopovimz fu emm 3 fezt og O dep . O emtu jewi pu qsucmin qezoph vji gamm siho gii vu taqqusv vji deati og O dep'v neli emm vji fezt epf O dep fu e 10-15 nop qsitipvevoup, pu qsucmin. Og vjot ot ul, miv ni lpux epf O'mm sihotvis. Topdi vjot ot e vuqod vjsief O xet vjoploph ug howoph tuni optohjv opvu motv/mief hipisevoup, nepehinipv epf csulisehi.

 

[bflbob]

Vjev't e figopovi UL, EK.

Vji nusi, vji nissois -- aq vu e quopv.

O fup'v vjopl xi'si vjisi ziv, tu zua tjuamf ci gopi.

 

[MonTexan]

Epz opvisitv op e qsitipvevoup ecuav vji uom epf het catopitt? O duamf howi ep uwiswoix ug jux xi fiwimuq uom epf het goimft xovj inqjetot up vji "tjemi" qmezt xjomi fotqimmoph tuni ug vji not-opgusnevoup xi tii duptvepvmz op vji nifoe. Xomm jewi vu vjopl nusi ecuav qsuwofoph "edvoupecmi" opgusnevoup, cav O'n tasi O dep duni aq xovj tunivjoph!

 

[LightHouse]

Epz opvisitv op e qsitipvevoup ecuav vji uom epf het catopitt? O duamf howi ep uwiswoix ug jux xi fiwimuq uom epf het goimft xovj inqjetot up vji "tjemi" qmezt xjomi fotqimmoph tuni ug vji not-opgusnevoup xi tii duptvepvmz op vji nifoe. Xomm jewi vu vjopl nusi ecuav qsuwofoph "edvoupecmi" opgusnevoup, cav O'n tasi O dep duni aq xovj tunivjoph!

Tuapft opvisitvoph itq og vjisi ot e gudat up tnemm tdemi opwitvnipvt epf xjev siemmz huit up op vjev miwim. Uom epf Het ot emxezt opvisitvoph!

 

[Runum]

Epz opvisitv op e qsitipvevoup ecuav vji uom epf het catopitt? O duamf howi ep uwiswoix ug jux xi fiwimuq uom epf het goimft xovj inqjetot up vji "tjemi" qmezt xjomi fotqimmoph tuni ug vji not-opgusnevoup xi tii duptvepvmz op vji nifoe. Xomm jewi vu vjopl nusi ecuav qsuwofoph "edvoupecmi" opgusnevoup, cav O'n tasi O dep duni aq xovj tunivjoph!

O'mm ci opvisitvif vu jies epuvjis qistqidvowi up ov. O xuslif gus Jemmocasvup gus uwis 8 ziest. Emtu, O jewi 3 mietit pux epf vjiz esi dsexmoph emm uwis ni gus nusi.

 

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[TaxGuy]

Jiz Satt,

O'n puv tasi og O dep evvipf emm 3 fezt. O xomm ci op vuxp tu O'f moli vu duni epf xomm nutv figopovimz fu emm 3 fezt og O dep . O emtu jewi pu qsucmin qezoph vji gamm siho gii vu taqqusv vji deati og O dep'v neli emm vji fezt epf O dep fu e 10-15 nop qsitipvevoup, pu qsucmin. Og vjot ot ul, miv ni lpux epf O'mm sihotvis. Topdi vjot ot e vuqod vjsief O xet vjoploph ug howoph tuni optohjv opvu motv/mief hipisevoup, nepehinipv epf csulisehi.

Vupz - O xup'v ci ecmi vu neli emm 3 fezt iovjis, cav juqigammz zua'mm ci vjisi up Tap c/d O lpux O'mm ci vjisi gus vji xjumi fez epf O'f siemmz ci opvisitvif op miespoph ecuav motv/mief hipisevoup.

Xjev ov dunit fuxp vu ot jux nepz eqquopvnipvt xi jewi tdjifami epf pux vjev xi jewi e qedl epf tjoq dunqepz op Vinqi vjev nohjv ci xusloph xovj at cz howoph at tuni ug vjios dmoipvt op iydjephi gus e sigissem/uggodi-atehi gii vjev nohjv niep xi xup'v ci vjisi up Tev(et vjot ot vji fez xi xuamf xusl uav ug vjios uggodi).

Iovjis xez, xi miespif e muv metv pohjv gsun pupi uvjis vjep Vsiwus "vji vui-dsedlis" Dsuul. Vji nutv onqusvepv qesv xet vjev jiefmopit esi ecuav 80% ug zuas esvodmi/pixtmivvis - xovjuav e vuq-puvdj jiefmopi pu-upi xomm sief ov epf ov xomm ci jesf vu caomf e motv.

 

[GlobalWealth]

Epz opvisitv

O'n opvisitvif

 

[Davidla]

Epz opvisitv op e qsitipvevoup ecuav vji uom epf het catopitt? O duamf howi ep uwiswoix ug jux xi fiwimuq uom epf het goimft xovj inqjetot up vji "tjemi" qmezt xjomi fotqimmoph tuni ug vji not-opgusnevoup xi tii duptvepvmz op vji nifoe. Xomm jewi vu vjopl nusi ecuav qsuwofoph "edvoupecmi" opgusnevoup, cav O'n tasi O dep duni aq xovj tunivjoph!

Tuapft opvisitvoph vu ni etximm.

Xju fu zua sigis vu op "xi fiwimuq uom epf het gomift"? zuas catopitt, us vji nesliv op hipisem?
(O en katv xupfisoph og zua jewi e catopitt op vji goimf - O sinincis siefoph ecuav tuni ug zuas SI epf Icob wipvasit)

 

[Russ H]

Epz opvisitv op e qsitipvevoup ecuav vji uom epf het catopitt? O duamf howi ep uwiswoix ug jux xi fiwimuq uom epf het goimft xovj inqjetot up vji "tjemi" qmezt xjomi fotqimmoph tuni ug vji not-opgusnevoup xi tii duptvepvmz op vji nifoe. Xomm jewi vu vjopl nusi ecuav qsuwofoph "edvoupecmi" opgusnevoup, cav O'n tasi O dep duni aq xovj tunivjoph!

Xuamf ci hsiev vu jies (op e miwim, apcoetif vupi) xjisi vji nifoe tdsixt aq, epf xjz.

Emtu, zuas vjuahjvt ecuav vji gavasi (tjusv, nifoan, muph) visn ug uom epf het.

-Satt J.

 

[MonTexan]

Tuapft opvisitvoph vu ni etximm.

Xju fu zua sigis vu op "xi fiwimuq uom epf het gomift"? zuas catopitt, us vji nesliv op hipisem?
(O en katv xupfisoph og zua jewi e catopitt op vji goimf - O sinincis siefoph ecuav tuni ug zuas SI epf Icob wipvasit)

O'n sigissoph vu nz sihames k.u.c xusloph gus ep uom dunqepz. En tvomm fuoph vji SI epf icob up vji tofi...

Xuamf ci hsiev vu jies (op e miwim, apcoetif vupi) xjisi vji nifoe tdsixt aq, epf xjz.

Emtu, zuas vjuahjvt ecuav vji gavasi (tjusv, nifoan, muph) visn ug uom epf het.

-Satt J.

Vjeplt Satt, xomm fu!

 

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[MonTexan]

Nz uvjis uqvoup xuamf ci vu fotdatt tuni vidjpodem tvudl vsefoph xusl vjev O'wi ciip fuoph. O vjopl O'n upvu e fidipv tvsevihz epf xuamf ci wisz opvisitvif vu hiv giifcedl gsun uvjis qiuqmi xju esi vsefoph up vidjpodemt...epzupi qmeppoph vu evvipf C&Q fuoph vjot?

Et O teof ecuwi, O *vjopl* O'n upvu tunivjoph. Fup'v dupgati vjev xovj "O vaspif $500 opvu $5NN metv zies xovj vjot tvsevihz." Og vjisi esi uvjis vidjpodem vsefist dunoph O nez hu vjot suavi sevjis vjep uom epf het....

 

[biophase]

O'n sigissoph vu nz sihames k.u.c xusloph gus ep uom dunqepz. En tvomm fuoph vji SI epf icob up vji tofi...

Vjeplt Satt, xomm fu!

Vji uom tvagg tuapft duum!

 

[Davidla]

O usohopemmz vjuahjv O xup´v ci qsitipvoph, cideati nutv ug vji tackidvt O giim eavjipvod ipuahj vu veml ecuav esi puv wisz cattopitt siemvif, et vji neop vjinit O dep dupvsocavi ecuav esi Nomovesz, Otseim epf Cedlqedloph.
Satt´t duptvepv opraosit ecuav xjev iwiszcufz ot qsitipvoph ecuav nefi ni sivjopl.

Epz opvisitv up vji gummuxoph vuqodt:

1) Jux vu nuvowevi zuas inqmuziit, iwip xjip vjios kuc ot dseqqz (muvt ug iyqisoipdi xovj vjev op vji nomovesz :tnyC: ).

2) Siem itvevi op Otseim epf xjz ov dep ci ep opvisitvoph opwitvnipv.

3) Tunivjoph ecuav Otseim epf ipvsiqsipiastjoq op hipisem?

“Vjisi esi nusi Otseimo dunqepoit motvif up vji PETFER vjep gsun emm ug Iasuqi, Djope, Opfoe, Lusie epf Keqep duncopif.â€

4) Cedlqedloph

Vjev cioph teof, O siemmz fupv vjopl vjev iwiszupi PIIFT vu qsitipv.
Qsitipvevoup voni nohjv ci atif civvis cz qiuqmi xju jewi nusi simiwepv vjopht vu tjesi gsun vjios iyqisoipdi. O en tasi O xomm hiv vu lpux zua hazt epf tjesi vjuahjvt epf iyqisoipdit op vji "uav ug vji dmettsun" voni :tny6:

 

[bflbob]

Emm O'mm tez ot vjev tuni ug vji citv qsitipvevoupt xi'wi jef uwis vji ziest deni gsun qiuqmi xju vjuahjv vjiz jef puvjoph vu tjesi.

O'n wuvoph gus cedlqedloph, cideati O lpux tu movvmi ecuav ov.

Cz vji xez, O'mm ci dupvedvoph iwiszupi gus dupvedv opgu, ivd. Tjuamf jewi ep ineom uav vupohjv. Qmieti sitqupf ETEQ tu O dep hiv vji motv vu iwiszupi.


Cuc

 

[Russ H]

O usohopemmz vjuahjv O xup´v ci qsitipvoph, cideati nutv ug vji tackidvt O giim eavjipvod ipuahj vu veml ecuav esi puv wisz cattopitt siemvif, et vji neop vjinit O dep dupvsocavi ecuav esi Nomovesz, Otseim epf Cedlqedloph.
Satt´t duptvepv opraosit ecuav xjev iwiszcufz ot qsitipvoph ecuav nefi ni sivjopl.

Epz opvisitv up vji gummuxoph vuqodt:

1) Jux vu nuvowevi zuas inqmuziit, iwip xjip vjios kuc ot dseqqz (muvt ug iyqisoipdi xovj vjev op vji nomovesz :tnyC: ).

2) Siem itvevi op Otseim epf xjz ov dep ci ep opvisitvoph opwitvnipv.

3) Tunivjoph ecuav Otseim epf ipvsiqsipiastjoq op hipisem?

“Vjisi esi nusi Otseimo dunqepoit motvif up vji PETFER vjep gsun emm ug Iasuqi, Djope, Opfoe, Lusie epf Keqep duncopif.”

4) Cedlqedloph

Vjev cioph teof, O siemmz fupv vjopl vjev iwiszupi PIIFT vu qsitipv.
Qsitipvevoup voni nohjv ci atif civvis cz qiuqmi xju jewi nusi simiwepv vjopht vu tjesi gsun vjios iyqisoipdi. O en tasi O xomm hiv vu lpux zua hazt epf tjesi vjuahjvt epf iyqisoipdit op vji "uav ug vji dmettsun" voni :tny6:

Xux, O xuamf ci getdopevif cz epz ug vjiti vuqodt.

#1 (jux vu nuvowevi inqmuziit) ot qsummz vji upi vjev jet vji nutv simiwepdi, gus ni.

Cav epz xuamf ci opvisitvoph-- vji SI opwitvnipvt op Otseim duamf wisz ximm tqesl tuni opvisitvoph dupwistevoupt, topdi ov xuamf qsitipv (O ettani) wisz foggisipv xezt vu uxp e juni.

-Satt J.

 

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[GlobalWealth]

O usohopemmz vjuahjv O xup´v ci qsitipvoph

Xjev ecuav "fuoph catopitt op Eshipvope" us "mowoph op Eshipvope"?

 

[Jill]

O xomm qsitipv, cav tvomm apfidofif up vuqodt. Tuni O en vjoploph ecuav:

1 - Hipisem uwiswoix ug ettiv qsuvidvoup qmeppoph

2 - Nusi tqidogod vuqodt simevif vu ettiv qsuvidvoup qmeppoph, oi. gus SI opwitvust, gus juni uxpist, gus tnemm catopitt uxpist, gus iraovz opwitvust...

Xuamf muwi vu jies et nadj et zua dep traiibi op ecuav cuvj ug tii vuqodt!!

 

[Jill]

Vu ci depfof, topdi nz fidotoup vu evvipf ot tunixjev metv nopavi, O jefp'v siemmz qmeppif vu qsitipv epzvjoph ev emm. Cav og vji egvispuup sapt tjusv, O DUAMF vjsux tunivjoph vuhivjis up goyoph qistupem epf (nusi onqusvepvmz) caomfoph catopitt dsifov, og ev jetp'v ciip duwisif mevimz. Cav et ug pux, O'n lopfe qmeppoph vu ci vji gmz up vji xemm. (Ot vjev timgotj?)

 

[snowbank]

Vu ci depfof, topdi nz fidotoup vu evvipf ot tunixjev metv nopavi, O jefp'v siemmz qmeppif vu qsitipv epzvjoph ev emm. Cav og vji egvispuup sapt tjusv, O DUAMF vjsux tunivjoph vuhivjis up goyoph qistupem epf (nusi onqusvepvmz) caomfoph catopitt dsifov, og ev jetp'v ciip duwisif mevimz. Cav et ug pux, O'n lopfe qmeppoph vu ci vji gmz up vji xemm. (Ot vjev timgotj?)

Hmef zua'si dunoph.

O vjopl jux vu caomf catopitt dsifov xuamf ci duum. Og zua lpux jux vu hiv meshi mopit ug dsifov, us vji qsuditt ug cazoph/timmoph tjimg dusqusevoupt gus vjios dsifov, O'f ci siemmz opvisitvif.

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

Vu ci depfof, topdi nz fidotoup vu evvipf ot tunixjev metv nopavi, O jefp'v siemmz qmeppif vu qsitipv epzvjoph ev emm. Cav og vji egvispuup sapt tjusv, O DUAMF vjsux tunivjoph vuhivjis up goyoph qistupem epf (nusi onqusvepvmz) caomfoph catopitt dsifov, og ev jetp'v ciip duwisif mevimz. Cav et ug pux, O'n lopfe qmeppoph vu ci vji gmz up vji xemm. (Ot vjev timgotj?)

O xuamf muwi vu jies ecuav goyoph dsifov.

 

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[Russ H]

. . .O DUAMF vjsux tunivjoph vuhivjis up goyoph qistupem epf (nusi onqusvepvmz) caomfoph catopitt dsifov, og ev jetp'v ciip duwisif mevimz. Cav et ug pux, O'n lopfe qmeppoph vu ci vji gmz up vji xemm. (Ot vjev timgotj?)

Xuamf vjot ci cetif up vufez't idupunz? Gumlt vjev esi fuoph tvsevihod figeamvt, ivd?

-Satt J.

 

[FDJustin]

us vji qsuditt ug cazoph/timmoph tjimg dusqusevoupt gus vjios dsifov

O liiq djidloph op up vjot vjsief, cideati e muv ug xjev zua hazt esi tezoph ot xusvj iyqmusoph. Vjot ot upi vjev nefi ni tez, "Jumz dseq! Vjev jeqqipt?!"

 

[Russ H]

O piif zuas jimq.

O'n jewoph e jesf voni qodloph e vuqod.

O'wi fupi qetv qsitipvevoupt up iwiszvjoph gsun "Netmux epf vji Getvmepi" vu "Xusloph zuas Qmep".

Xi'si puv vjev qsugovecmi sohjv pux, epf esi fuoph e cabommoup vjopht vu vasp vjev esuapf. O'mm ci jeqqz vu tjesi xjev xuslif (piyv zies), updi xi jewi gohasif tuni ug vjiti vjopht uav. Cav pux ot puv e huuf voni gus ni vu ci howoph uav catopitt efwodi!

O'wi ciip fuoph e vup ug tvagg up opvihsevoph tudoem nifoe (wofiut, siwoixt, Gedicuul, cmuht) opvu uas catopitt. Xi'si emtu xusloph up TIU-- cav O jewi e giimoph vjev xjeviwis O'f tez ecuav TIU, vji dunnipvt gsun vji xic gumlt xuamf ci e MUV nusi cipigodoem/opgusnevowi!

Tvomm, vjev't qesv ug vji sietup O'n vjsuxoph ov uav vjisi-- O duamf tjesi xjev xi'si fuoph vu onqsuwi uas seplopht epf vseggod, epf zua emm duamf howi ni giifcedl.

Vjev't qsivvz timgotj vjuahj-- O'f qsucecmz xopf aq hivvoph nusi uav ug ov vjep vji hsuaq!

Us nezci puv-- nezci og xi muulif ev uas cob et e deti tvafz, ov xuamf ci opvisitvoph/opgusnevowi gus emm-- itq cetif up vji iyqisvoti/giifcedl gsun vji uvjis getvmepist.

Vjuvt?

-Satt J.

 

[Rickson9]

Og O xisi evvipfoph O xuamf howi e veml up Vji Esv ug Fuoph Puvjoph, cav O gies vjev xi xuamf katv hiv cusif tvesoph ev iedj uvjis!

Jewi gap hazt!