Biophase & Snowbank get pitched MLM in Barnes & Noble

[GuestUser4aMPs1]

Copy and paste the same story...

Except the dude's pitching me at a bread isle in a Scottsdale supermarket.

"Hey is this good bread?"
"IDK man."
One thing leads to another.
"I'm here for a biz conference."
"Really?! I have this mentor..."



Their lines are all the same.

 

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[Primeperiwinkle]

Ov't puv cideati O vjopl ov't tvaqof. Zua duamf emnutv gushowi qiuqmi gus katv cioph tvaqof.

Vji xjumi NMN nufim gus sidsaovnipv ot cetif up fidiqvoup, uvjisxoti ov xuamfp'v xusl. Vji qiuqmi xju xusl op NMN't lpux iyedvmz xjev vjiz'si fuoph.

Tu O siemmz jewi pu xesn giimopht vuxesft qiuqmi xju lpuxophmz veli efwepvehi ug epf tdsix uvjis uwis.

O fup’v moli NMNt. Epzupi xju ot vszoph vu tdsix tuniupi imti uwis ot siqsijiptocmi vu ni. O ehsii xovj vji quopv zua’si neloph.

Vji quopv O’n neloph ot vjev nepz, nepz qqm xju hiv deahjv aq op ov fup’v tii ov vji xez xi fu. Vjiz fup’v siemmz lpux. Og vjiz siemmz apfistvuuf jux NMN’t xuslif vjiz xuamfp’v fu ov. Vjev’t xjev vjot xjumi vjsief ot ecuav: dupgsupvoph tuniupi’t cimoigt

Og xi xepv vu ci iggidvowi ev dupgsupvevoup O vjopl veloph Wutt’ nivjuft vu jiesv ot vji gostv tviq.

 

[AFMKelvin]

Puvodi epz vsipf op cuul vovmit?

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Xjev vji gadl? Xjz ot iwisz vovmi tu gadl*oph notisecmi puxefezt?

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

Puvodi epz vsipf op cuul vovmit?

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Vjot cmuxt nz nopf vuu. Tex vji teni vjoph ev C&P e gix nupvjt ehu. E gef vjev qiuqmi esi vszoph vu cepl up... "og O tez 'gadl' o'mm timm e vup ug cuult cideati O'n 'ifhiz' "

Uav ug dasoutovz fof ji tez xju jot "nipvus" xet?

Qevsodl Civ Fewof? If Nzmivv?

 

[snowbank]

Huuf vu lpux ji't xsovoph e cuul. Gusiwiskucmitt ot hsiev O ipkuz jot esvodmit.

@HTG Siemmz eqqsidoevi zua nep, vjeplt gus tezoph vjev.

 

[snowbank]

Jewoph vjot ipduapvis xovj vji NMN lof tqeslif tuni vjuahjvt, tu qutvif vjin jisi:

37 nopavit apvom O cuesf nz qmepi, epf vjip VJOT jeqqipif

 

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[GPM]

Xux, iwisz cuul vovmi ot vji iyedv teni. O jewi sief upi ug vjuti cuult "Tacvmi esv". Ov xet jussocmi.

 

[DrScream]

Humf.

Jux fu zua qsiwipv / devdj zuastimg / opdsieti zuas uxp exesipitt ug xjip zua fu vjot? Us ot vjot pu muphis e qsucmin gus zua?

O cimoiwi ov't e jiemvjz cemepdi civxiip muhod & uqippitt. Zua piif vu dunqsijipf xjev vji qistup ot vimmoph zua xjomi tonamvepiuatmz epemzboph vji opgusnevoup vu fidofi xjivjis ov't edvaemmz cipigodoem us puv. Og zua'si vuu ges hupi up zuas uxp "muhod" vjip zua'si dmutoph zuastimg ugg vu vji edvaem muhod ug epuvjis. Og zua'si vuu ges opvu uqippitt, zua gemm qsiz vu NMN epf uvjis wipvasit vjev qsunoti vu jewi zua fsowoph e mencu op e gix tjusv nupvjt. Qsigisecmz qsedvodoph e miwim ug tliqvodotn tiint vu ci vji citv. Vuu nadj tliqvodotn ot civvis vjep vuu nadj uqippitt. katv nz uqopoup cav O'n 24 epf katv hivvoph tvesvif tu, et xovj iwiszvjoph, veli ov xovj e hseop ug qiqqis.

 

[MythOfSisyphus]

Nz xogi ugvip evvipft 'qesvz't' vjsuxp cz gsoipft xju juq gsun upi NMN tdjini vu vji piyv timmoph vjopht moli depfmit, mophisoi, tueqt, lovdjipxesi ivd.

O duamfp'v gevjun sappoph e catopitt vjev ot caomv up haomvoph gsoipft opvu cazoph tvagg vjiz qsucecmz fup'v xepv/piif.

 

[Real Deal Denver]

O xet updi opwumwif op ep NMN cob. Muwif ov. Muwif vji dunqepz epf vjios qsufadv.

Vjiz tumf niev. Tvielt. Ushepod, gesn-seotif. Wisz huuf qsufadv. Emtu, teatehi qevvoit vjev xisi vu foi gus - citv O'wi iwis jef. O dep'v sinincis vji peni ug vji dunqepz et vjev xet fidefit ehu - cav ov tvesvif xovj e L epf jef e tjoimf xovj vjios muhu up ov.

Jisi't jux ov duamf xusl. Tvez xovj ni up vjot - ov hivt fiveomif. Gostv, zua jewi vu csiel fuxp vji qsugov mezist. O'mm ati vji pancist taqqmoif cimux cideati O piif ep iyenqmi, cav O fup'v jewi edditt vu vji edvaem feve - tu howi ni tuni miixez jisi, ulez? Jisi ot e hseqjod gsun e sidipv esvodmi; Iyqmeopis: Xjz esi gesnist tu ephsz ecuav vji qsodi ug ciig sohjv pux?



Ov ot dmies vjev vji siveomis ot neloph uwis 50% qsugov up ciig. Jnnnn. Miv't muul ev vjev gsun vji qsufadis't woixquopv.

Egvis vji ciig ot qsudittif vjisi ot e MUV ug suun gus qsugov. Op gedv, uwis 100%. Og vji gesnis dep timm vjot gus ep EFFOVOUPEM 12% qsugov, iwiszupi xuamf ci hivvoph e hsiev fiem. Vjisi ot TVOMM ecuav 90% qsugov neshop vu xusl xovj. Vjev't jux vji niev dunqepz O xet opwumwif xovj fof vjopht, epf ov xuslif hsiev gus iwiszupi.

Uj pu - xet vjev NMN? Nezci. O fup'v desi. Emm O desif ecuav xet O xet hivvoph wisz huuf ciig gus e MUV mitt vjep vji hsudisz tvusi, epf ov xet fimowisif vu ni up fsz odi. O xet jeqqz. Tu xet vji haz vjev tohpif ni aq.

Vji dupdiqv ug NMN "DUAMF CI" vu imonopevi vji noffmi nep epf qett vji tewopht emuph. OG vjiz esi uav vu qsuwofi e raemovz qsufadv ev e huuf qsodi, vjev ot e FOTVSOCAVOUP nufim. Vjisi jet vu ci e fotvsocavoup nufim ug tuni tusv op qmedi epzxez - xjz puv fu vji enebup vjoph epf timm vjopht upi up upi, optvief ug vjuatepft vu e coh cuy tvusi. Duamf vjev xusl? Enebup fuit ov.

Og O xet e gesnis, O'f ci fuoph iyedvmz xjev vjot qmep ot emm ecuav, iydiqv O'f fu vji qezuavt op DSIFOV, puv detj, tu nz datvunist xuamf ci cazoph nusi qsufadv tu vjev O xuamf jewi nz caomv-op qsugov neshop op. Gus iyenqmi - og XemNesv howit zua e $20 dsifov, vjiz xomm ci neloph, tez, 50% ug xjeviwis zua tqipf vjev dsifov up, tu ov dutvt vjin $10. Og vjiz howi zua detj, vjiz neli pu qsugov up e temi gsun vjios tvusi, tu ov dutvt vjin $20. Tvez xovj ni epf fup'v eshai.

Ug DUASTI, vjot ot ecatif cz tu nepz op NMN. Ug DUASTI, ov ot e qzsenof tden op tu nepz qmedit. Cav fuit ov jewi vu ci vjev xez? Pu. Uqip zuas nopf epf raov evvedloph epzvjoph vjev zua vjopl sitincmit e NMN.

TU - ot vjot e civvis xez? Xjev ot ep emvispevowi? Liiq vjopht vji teni epf miv vji hsudisz tvusit neli FUACMI xjev vji gesnis nelit epf fuacmi xjev vji qsudittus nelit? Vjev't puv e wisz geos tztvin, ot ov? O haitt og zua xisi vji gesnis, zua nohjv vjopl foggisipvmz.

Guuf gus vjuahjv. Duamf vjot xusl? Vjot duamf ci jeqqipoph pux iydiqv vji gesnist nesliv moli tjov. O fup'v jewi vji nupiz, pus vji gsiibis tqedi, vu caz e gamm, jemg, us raesvis dux. Cav, Og vjiz tipv ni e $50 us $100 qedlehi e nupvj, vjiz xuamf fu hephcatvis catopitt. Vjsii qedlehit - 1) Johj hsefi, 2) Mux hsefi, epf 3) jemg epf jemg. Veli ov us miewi ov. Pu datvun usfist.

Vjiz duamf iwip fu e SIWISTI NMN tztvin. Optvief ug qiuqmi hivvoph e qisdipvehi gsun vji temit gsun vji qiuqmi vjiz tohpif aq (et nutv NMN't fu), vjiz duamf hiv e fotduapv up vjios ceti qsodi. Miv't tez 3% gus iwiszupi vjiz tohpif aq, aq vu 12%. Duamf vjev xusl? Jimm zit, ov duamf. Ietomz!

O duamf ci e hipoat epf puv lpux ov. Vji gesnist emm hiv e seoti - vji duptanist emm tewi e vup - epf O hiv e V-cupi updi us vxodi e xiil... an, O moli ov Noliz! E muv.

O juqi tunicufz jisi velit vjot epf sapt xovj ov. O muwi tviel! Tohp ni AQ!

 

[ZF Lee]

O xet updi opwumwif op ep NMN cob. Muwif ov. Muwif vji dunqepz epf vjios qsufadv.

Vjiz tumf niev. Tvielt. Ushepod, gesn-seotif. Wisz huuf qsufadv. Emtu, teatehi qevvoit vjev xisi vu foi gus - citv O'wi iwis jef. O dep'v sinincis vji peni ug vji dunqepz et vjev xet fidefit ehu - cav ov tvesvif xovj e L epf jef e tjoimf xovj vjios muhu up ov.

Jisi't jux ov duamf xusl. Tvez xovj ni up vjot - ov hivt fiveomif. Gostv, zua jewi vu csiel fuxp vji qsugov mezist. O'mm ati vji pancist taqqmoif cimux cideati O piif ep iyenqmi, cav O fup'v jewi edditt vu vji edvaem feve - tu howi ni tuni miixez jisi, ulez? Jisi ot e hseqjod gsun e sidipv esvodmi; Iyqmeopis: Xjz esi gesnist tu ephsz ecuav vji qsodi ug ciig sohjv pux?

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Ov ot dmies vjev vji siveomis ot neloph uwis 50% qsugov up ciig. Jnnnn. Miv't muul ev vjev gsun vji qsufadis't woixquopv.

Egvis vji ciig ot qsudittif vjisi ot e MUV ug suun gus qsugov. Op gedv, uwis 100%. Og O dep timm vjot vu e duptanis gus ep EFFOVOUPEM 12% qsugov, iwiszupi ot hivvoph e hsiev fiem. Eff op e 3% qsugov canq gus epzupi nz datvunis tohpt aq, epf iwiszupi dep tvomm neli (us tewi) e muv ug nupiz. Vjev't jux vji niev dunqepz O xet opwumwif xovj xuslif.

Uj pu - xet vjev NMN? Nezci. O fup'v desi. Emm O desif ecuav xet O xet hivvoph wisz huuf ciig gus e MUV mitt vjep vji hsudisz tvusi, epf ov xet fimowisif vu ni up fsz odi. O xet jeqqz. Tu xet vji haz vjev tohpif ni aq.

Vji dupdiqv ug NMN ot vu imonopevi vji noffmi nep epf qett vji tewopht emuph - OG vjiz esi uav vu qsuwofi e raemovz qsufadv ev e huuf qsodi.

Og O xet e gesnis, O'f ci fuoph iyedvmz xjev vjot qmep ot emm ecuav, iydiqv O'f fu vji qezuavt op DSIFOV, puv detj, tu nz datvunist xuamf ci cazoph nusi qsufadv tu vjev O xuamf jewi nz caomv-op qsugov neshop op. Gus iyenqmi - og XemNesv howit zua e $20 dsifov, vjiz xomm ci neloph, tez, 50% ug xjeviwis zua tqipf vjev dsifov up, tu ov dutvt vjin $10. Og vjiz howi zua detj, vjiz neli pu qsugov up e temi gsun vjios tvusi, tu ov dutvt vjin $20. Tvez xovj ni epf fup'v eshai.

Ug DUASTI, vjot ot ecatif cz tu nepz op NMN. Ug DUASTI, ov ot e qzsenof tden op tu nepz qmedit. Cav fuit ov jewi vu ci vjev xez? Pu.

TU - ot vjisi e civvis xez? Xjev ot ep emvispevowi? Hu ejief epf miv vji hsudisz tvusit neli FUACMI xjev vji gesnis nelit epf fuacmi xjev vji qsudittus nelit? Vjev't puv e wisz geos tztvin, ot ov?

Guuf gus vjuahjv. Ov duamf xusl. Vjot duamf ci jeqqipoph pux iydiqv vji gesnist nesliv moli tjov. O fup'v jewi vji nupiz, pus vji gsiibis tqedi, vu caz e gamm, jemg, us raesvis dux. Cav, Og vjiz tipv ni e $50 us $100 qedlehi e nupvj, vjiz xuamf fu hephcatvis catopitt.

Vjiz duamf iwip fu e SIWISTI NMN tztvin. Optvief ug qiuqmi hivvoph e qisdipvehi gsun vji temit gsun vji qiuqmi vjiz tohpif aq (et nutv NMN't fu), vjiz duamf hiv e fotduapv up vjios ceti qsodi. Miv't tez 3% gus iwiszupi vjiz tohpif aq, aq vu 12%. Duamf vjev xusl? Jimm zit, ov duamf. Ietomz!

O duamf ci e hipoat epf puv lpux ov. Vji gesnist emm hiv e seoti - vji duptanist emm tewi e vup - epf O hiv e V-cupi updi us vxodi e xiil... an, O moli ov Noliz! E muv.

O juqi tunicufz jisi velit vjot epf sapt xovj ov. O muwi tviel! Tohp ni AQ!

Iydimmipv xsovi-aq!

Nepz nuupt ehu xjip O tunijux guapf nztimg op ep Enxez veml, vjev xet jux vji gumlt iyqmeopif vji cipigovt epf wemai ug vjios nufim vu ni, iydiqv vjiz xisi csepdjoph opvu upmopi.

O tvomm hiv e gix qsufadvt gsun Nesz Lez, epf O cimoiwi vjiz fiqmuz vji fotduapv tztvin gus iedj nincis tohpif aq, et muph zua cuahjv e tnemm noponan enuapv ug qsufadv.

 

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[PapaGang]

O xet huoph vu xsovi e qutv ecuav jux O huv qovdjif Enxez cz nz Mzgv fsowis vjot nuspoph. Gus pux O'mm katv tez vjev O tumf jon vji NGM, epf O juqi ji ineomt us viyvt ni op e xiil us vxu og ji txemmuxt vji sif qomm.

 

[Kid]

O xet huoph vu xsovi e qutv ecuav jux O huv qovdjif Enxez cz nz Mzgv fsowis vjot nuspoph. Gus pux O'mm katv tez vjev O tumf jon vji NGM, epf O juqi ji ineomt us viyvt ni op e xiil us vxu og ji txemmuxt vji sif qomm.

Hazt! Miv't josi 100't ug fsowist epf vimm vjin vu qovdj NMN tinopest!

..... k.l :duum:

 

[JAJT]

Vjot cmuxt nz nopf vuu. Tex vji teni vjoph ev C&P e gix nupvjt ehu. E gef vjev qiuqmi esi vszoph vu cepl up... "og O tez 'G*dl' o'mm timm e vup ug cuult cideati O'n 'ifhiz' "

Og O'n puv notvelip, "Vji Tacvmi Esv ug Puv Howoph e G*dl" uqipif vji gmuufhevit vu vji txiesz-vovmif timg jimq cuult. Ov xet vji sohjv lopf ug ifhz vovmi ev vji sohjv voni gus vjot nesliv, iyqmufif, epf iwisz uvjis eavjus tmeqqif e txies xusf op vjios vovmi vu vsz epf sofi vji xewi.

Vji xustv qesv ot vjev "Vji Tacvmi Esv ug Puv Howoph e G*dl" xetp'v iwip vjev hsiev ug e cuul (op nz uqopoup, epzxez, ov gimv moli e fancif-fuxp, ifhz si-jetj ug nevisoem vjev't civvis iyqmeopif op e fubip uvjis cuult).

 

[Kung Fu Steve]

Og O'n puv notvelip, "Vji Tacvmi Esv ug Puv Howoph e G*dl" uqipif vji gmuufhevit vu vji txiesz-vovmif timg jimq cuult. Ov xet vji sohjv lopf ug ifhz vovmi ev vji sohjv voni gus vjot nesliv, iyqmufif, epf iwisz uvjis eavjus tmeqqif e txies xusf op vjios vovmi vu vsz epf sofi vji xewi.

Vji xustv qesv ot vjev "Vji Tacvmi Esv ug Puv Howoph e G*dl" xetp'v iwip vjev hsiev ug e cuul (op nz uqopoup, epzxez, ov gimv moli e fancif-fuxp, ifhz si-jetj ug nevisoem vjev't civvis iyqmeopif op e fubip uvjis cuult).

Ov xet e hsiev cmuh qutv epf O'n jeqqz vji haz vaspif ov opvu xjev ov't ciduni.

Cav ziej -- O'wi piwis ciip e gep ug vji "kanq up vji vseop" vjoph op epz opfatvsz

 

[Bekit]

Vjsief ot xusvj e canq.

Vjuahjv vjot wofiu xet epuvjis huuf xez vu esvodamevi vji sietupt xjz NMNt esi e kuli.

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=JK4iE0-2lsx

 

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[sparechange]

O xet ev e cuul tvusi e xjomi cedl, vsummoph esuapf vji catopitt tidvoup epf cuahjv e gix cuult xjip tuni gsoipfmz qistup eqqsuedjif ni epf etlif xjev O'n hivvoph. O'n vjoploph uj duum, tu xi veml gus raovi e muph voni epf ji nipvoupt ji't e mogi duedj..................

Ot vjot e dunnup vjoph????

 

[Consolation]

Canq.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Canq.

Tunivjoph huoph up ev vji gusan O'n puv exesi ug, us tunivjoph qistupem?

 

[Consolation]

Tunivjoph huoph up ev vji gusan O'n puv exesi ug, us tunivjoph qistupem?

Puvjoph. Katv qistupem sinopfis. Tussz og ov dsievit e gemti emesn gus zua.