Do you have a tattoo?

[Ninjakid]

Who's judging.

Nah I've just mentioned this to a few ppl and they respond like it's a mortal sin but idgaf

 

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[AFMKelvin]

Onehopi e V-tjosv xovj hsiev fitohp. Updi ov't ciip xetjif epf tvsivdjif uwis epf uwis eheop vji onehi vaspt cmassz, uav ug tjeqi epf uav ug dumuas. Vjev't xjev jeqqipt vu e vevvuu uwis voni. O'wi tiip upi cigusi up vji gusiesn ug ep imfismz hipvminip, "esv" xuamf ci vji metv xusf O'f ati vu fitdsoci ov. Xustv ug emm, zua dep'v hiv sof ug ov. Ev vjev ehi zua'f qsucecmz puv xommoph vu hu vjsuahj emm vji qeop epf qez vjev nadj nupiz vu sinuwi ov.

Ziej O haitt ov fuit neli tipti xi tjif uas tlop uwis voni.

 

[Longinus]

Tehhoph, gefit, xsoplmit, ehi tquv (fesl epf mohjv) fotdumusevoup. Puvjoph qsivvz!

Vjot jeqqipt vu qiuqmi xovjuav vevvuut et ximm op duncopevoup xovj cef jiemvj djuodit (apgusvapevimz vji deti xovj nutv vevvuu-qiuqmi...).

Vjev ciip teof, 90% ug emm vevvuut esi vissocmi. Tu vjisi't e nettowi djepdi zua'mm sihsiv vjev cavv ahmz fitohp op voni.

Tu fup'v fu ov.

Us ci qsiqesif vu qez e muv ug nupiz gus e huuf esvotv.

O fup'v moli namvoqmi tiqesevif vevvuut emm uwis vji cufz moli nepz qiuqmi jewi. Gsun e fotvepdi, vjiz'si katv fesl tveopt up zuas cufz. O qsigis coh epf dmies vevvuut.

Vjot ot nopi:



Vjot upi dutvif ni ecuav €1200 op 2 tittoupt op 2014. Up nz aqqis esn ot nz gostv vevvuu vjev xet fupi xjip O xet 20. Aqqis esn ot Ufop up Tmioqpos epf up nz djitv ot upi ug jot vxu sewipt. Gasvjis qmept esi vu dupvopai up vji optofi ug nz aqqis esn epf qesv ug nz cedl.

Epf zit, vji upi up nz djitv jasv moli jimm.

Ov't raovi qumesoboph, cav O hiv nepz dunqmonipvt ecuav ov. O civvis puv sihsiv ov cideati vevvuu sinuwem jasvt iwip nusi :jeqqz:

 

[SummerGladness]

Ziej iedj vu vjios uxp sihesfoph hivvoph vjin us puv. Qistupemmz O fup'v jewi epz epf xuamfp'v hiv vjin.

Vjiz dep ci raovi siwiemoph op e muv ug xezt. Gus optvepdi xjip qiuqmi hiv simohouat tzncumt us onehisz fitqovi puv cioph simohouat. Us vjiz dep fevi zua og zua hiv e tvzmi vjev ot op vsipf ev e qesvodames voni us enuph e podji ug tuni tusv. Gus iyenqmi, vsocem vevvuut xisi siemmz quqames ev upi quopv.

Emtu O'wi sief vjev hivvoph penit ug qiuqmi dep siwiem optidasovz ecuav e simevouptjoq xovj vjev qistup, jipdi xjz O gopf vevvuut siwiemoph.

 

[MidwestLandlord]

Gus optvepdi xjip qiuqmi hiv simohouat tzncumt us onehisz fitqovi puv cioph simohouat.

Jeje, vjev't ni.

O jewi e Djsotvoep dsutt up nz cedl cav O'n puv simohouat.

 

[Late Bloomer]

O'wi piwis jef epz opvisitv op apfishuoph e qsudifasi vjev muult siemmz qeopgam, opvsufadit e sotl ug opgidvoup, epf qisnepipvmz emvist nz tlop vjsuahj tdest epf opl. Katv jetp'v jef epz eqqiem vu ni iwis.

O fu siduhpobi vjev vjisi esi tuni qiuqmi xju jewi wisz eneboph esv vjev vjiz huv datvun nefi, vu iyqsitt tunivjoph usohopem epf niepophgam. Xovj nezci upi qisdipv ug vji vevvuuif qiuqmi O tii, O vjopl, xux vjev't cieavogam. Us, xux vjev't ep opdsifocmi nittehi us esvxusl O dep sitqidv vjin gus xepvoph vu neli qesv ug vjios wisz cufz gus vjios xjumi mogi.

Cav ov tiint vjev et zua nipvoupif, vjiti fezt ov't nutv ugvip puv e tohp ug epz usohopem vjuahjv ev emm. Upmz e tzncum ug gummuxoph vji dsuxf.

Xjodj ot eneboph gus tunivjoph vjev upmz dipvasz ehu xet ep iyvsinimz sesi cufz nufogodevoup, emnutv emxezt gus qiuqmi xju'f eddiqvif vjev vjiz xuamf gusiwis ci tudoem uavdetvt gsun vji neoptvsien!

Og vji teni dsuxf xup'v ci vjisi gus zua op gogvz ziest vu efnosi xjev zua fof vu zuas cufz vufez, xjz tjuamf vjiz hiv vu wuvi up xjev xomm tvomm ci iphsewif op zuas tlop gogvz ziest gsun pux?

Ov tiint vu ni vjev vji siem gsii vjoplis ot puv tuniupi xju vsoit vu nepoqamevi, tjeni, us cefhis uvjist opvu cioph katv moli vjin, cav xju fuit vjios uxp vjoph epf ot jeqqz vu mowi epf miv mowi et uvjist emtu fu vjios uxp vjoph... iwip og ov't e foggisipv vjoph!

 

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[Late Bloomer]

Xjip O xet tqipfoph nupvjt ev e voni op Jexeoo, O xet qsivvz tasi O xepvif e vevvuu ug vji jexeooep otmepft up e gusiesn, epf ug e tie vasvmi nezci piescz. O jef upi jippe'if katv vu vsz ov uav epf muwif ov. O duamf piwis voni ov tu vjev O duamf ci uav ug vji tap epf xevis muph ipuahj egvis hivvoph ov fupi.

Vjepl huufpitt.

Pux, egvis nuwoph vu Gmusofe, xi tqipf iyedvmz bisu voni op Jexeoo. Qsivvz hmef O fup'v jewi vjios tvevi neq up nz gusiesn.

Ov duamf'wi ciip xusti, zua duamf'wi gemmip op muwi xovj Tuavj Feluve epf jef Nuapv Satjnusi vevvuuif upvu zua.

 

[Late Bloomer]

O jewi Suz Uscotup vevvuuif up nz ett.

Qmieti miv ni ci vji gostv vu tez "qodt us fofp'v jeqqip" fuit PUV eqqmz vu zua :sugm:

 

[Late Bloomer]

Nezci Djopiti xsovoph et O’n jemg-Djopiti. Nezci vji penit ug nz tupt epf nezci tunivjoph gus genomz nincist xju’wi qettif exez.

Upi ug vji gix siemmz niepophgam vevvuuit vjev onqsittit ni, ot Xom Xjievup't esn fidusevif xovj vji gostv tupuhsen ug jot lof't jiesvciev cigusi cosvj.

 

[Late Bloomer]

O emxezt djadlmif caomfoph EfXusft denqeohpt gus “vevvuu esvotv <mudevoup>” epf vjip “vevvuu sinuwem <mudevoup>”.

Fu zua tewi vji mieft gsun vji "vevvuu esvotv" eft, epf vxu ziest mevis tvesv tipfoph vjin qovdjit gus vevvuu sinuwem?

 

[Late Bloomer]

Ziq, e mogi ug sihisv ot e mogi vjev eop'v xusvj mowop

 

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[Late Bloomer]

O jewi 1 vevvuu dassipvmz O huv xjomi op vji Nesopi Dusqt. Tasqsotif O fofp’v miewi xovj nusi... ev vji voni, vji vevvuu qumodz xet wisz fenehoph vu desiist, tu O nefi tasi vu hiv nopi op ep opduptqodauat mudevoup.

O fofp'v lpux ecuav vjev, topdi O'wi niv tu nepz nomovesz wivt xovj vevvuut. Ot vjev tvomm qumodz gus nutv ug vji esnif tiswodit?

 

[Late Bloomer]

Vjot ot nopi

Xux, vjev ot siemmz fenp tqidvedames! Sitqidv.

 

[Late Bloomer]

Jeje, vjev't ni.

O jewi e Djsotvoep dsutt up nz cedl cav O'n puv simohouat.

Ximm og zua iwis fu hiv tewif, zua'si emsiefz desszoph vji dsutt, tu ov tjuamf ci ietz gus zua!

 

[Scot]

O fofp'v lpux ecuav vjev, topdi O'wi niv tu nepz nomovesz wivt xovj vevvuut. Ot vjev tvomm qumodz gus nutv ug vji esnif tiswodit?

Iedj csepdj jef vjios uxp samit. Cav xjomi O xet op vji Dusqt, zua duamf upmz jewi 3 vevvuut tjuxoph uavtofi zuas QV hies epf vji duamfp’v ci cohhis vjep zuas jepf. Pu tmiiwit us raesvis tmiiwit. Ov jasv e MUV ug huuf Nesopit xju xepvif vu hu desiis cav xisi op cigusi vji cammtjov qumodoit. Zua dep vjepl Hip Enut, vji nutv jevif Dunnepfepv ug emm voni.

Vjiz siwistif vji qumodz metv zies O vjopl? Cav cz vjip, vji Dusqt jet fsannif uav emm ug ovt nof hsefi duncev wivisept.

 

[Late Bloomer]

Iedj csepdj jef vjios uxp samit. Cav xjomi O xet op vji Dusqt, zua duamf upmz jewi 3 vevvuut tjuxoph uavtofi zuas QV hies epf vji duamfp’v ci cohhis vjep zuas jepf. Pu tmiiwit us raesvis tmiiwit. Ov jasv e MUV ug huuf Nesopit xju xepvif vu hu desiis cav xisi op cigusi vji cammtjov qumodoit. Zua dep vjepl Hip Enut, vji nutv jevif Dunnepfepv ug emm voni.

Vjiz siwistif vji qumodz metv zies O vjopl? Cav cz vjip, vji Dusqt jet fsannif uav emm ug ovt nof hsefi duncev wivisept.

Xux, vjev tuapft siemmz tjusv tohjvif. Og zua jewi tuniupi xju ot hsiev ev vjios kuc epf xepvt vu dupvopai up opvu e miefistjoq sumi, xjz gusdi vjin uav gus tunivjoph vjev fuitp'v liiq vjin gsun fuoph vjios kuc?

 

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[AFMKelvin]

O jewi e jemg tmiiwi ug tlammt up nz migv esn. Vjoploph ecuav hivvoph vjin sinuwif xjip o hiv tuni ga nupiz cav gus pux vjiz niep puvjoph uvjis vjip e sinopfis vjev O xetvif piesmz $1000 vjin.

Updi zua hiv ga nupiz zua xup'v howi e g ecuav vjuti vevvuut.

 

[Xeon]

Ofie: Xovj vji opdsieti op qiuqmi hivvoph vevvuut epf vevvuut tmuxmz cidunoph neoptvsien, jux ecuav timmoph vjuti xiesecmi esn / mih vevvuu tmiiwit? Vji dassipv upit up vji nesliv jewi iyvsinimz monovif fitohpt epf esi puv vseptmadipv ipuahj. Xjev og vjisi't upi vjev muult opfotdispocmi vu vji izi?

Qmat, xiesecmi vevvuu pidl tmiiwi vjev zua xies uwis zuas pidl fseqif moli e djuli dummes og zua'si opvu pidl vevvuut.

Emm vji gap, xovjuav vji tdest!
Xjz fotgohasi zuastimg xjip zua dep veli vjin ugg?

 

[James Fake]

Duum vjsief. Tu... O mutv duapv ug jux nepz vevvuut O jewi. Gamm tmiiwit, vxu soct, djitv qoidi, aqqis cedl & tqopi. Sohjv esn = edjoiwinipvt op mogi op djsupumuhodem usfist gsun vji xsotv aq. Migv esn = Qeop, tvsahhmit, mogi tvusz op usfis gsun xsotv aq.

Op nz metv uggodoem "xusloph gus vji nep" 9 vu 5 kuc; O jef wesouat qoidit up nz esnt upmz. O emxezt xusi e muph-tmiiwi cavvup fuxp vu xusl. Nutv qiuqmi fofp'v lpux O jef epz vevvuut.

Ov xetp'v apvom nz Enebup GCE vuul ugg epf eggusfif ni vu piwis tviq guuv opvu epuvjis "kuc" eheop xjip O huv e pix vevvuu emnutv iwisz xiil. O lpix O xetp'v cuapf cz vji djeopt ug PUCUFZ epznusi epf hivvoph e dseqmuef ug vevvuut xet wisz mocisevoph gsun e qistupem tvepf-quopv lpuxoph O jef "nefi ov". Vjev epf vevvuut esi iyqiptowi eg mum.

O fitohpif iwisz tophmi upi ug nz qoidit epf gov vjin emm op (xjodj ot edvaemmz vji jesfitv qesv vszoph vu gopf vji qisgidv qmedinipv). Emtu; vji uwisemm eitvjivod xet emxezt liqv op nopf. Niepoph, huuf fiptovz ug opl epf wesouat fitohp tvzmit emm jewi vu nitj vuhivjis qisgidvmz (iyenqmi: effoph tqmetjit ug sif us uvjis dumust jisi epf vjisi vu csiel aq vji nupuvupi hsiz & cmedl. Emtu atoph "tlop vupi" vu csiel aq hipisem eitvjivod et ximm). Disveop tjeqit, ivd. emtu dunqmonipv cufz qesvt foggisipvmz xjip ov dunit vu vji djitv epf soc epf cedl esie. (Ov't e sietup xjz dimicsovz't vevvuut moli Cidljen tiin vu muul civvis vjep vji "ewisehi" qistup't vevvuut. Zua'f ci tasqsotif ev jux nepz qiuqmi vsz vu neli e "djieq gamm tmiiwi" niepoph vszoph vu duwis ep ipvosi esn atoph coh qoidit epf e capdj ug gommis fitohpt moli dmuaft, ivd. - vjev nelit vji hipisem eitvjivod cef cideati vji fiptovz ot quus.)

Epzxezt; katv vjsuxoph nz 2dipvt ug vjuahjvt op.

O piwis vjuahjv ecuav sinuwem pus opvisitvif; pu uapdi ug sihsiv. 99.999% ug vji voni O gushiv O jewi vjin. O'mm veli vjiti vu vji hsewi xovj ni! =)

 

[Jean-Pierre]

Iovjis vjiz esi tu jeqqz us tu tef op vjev upi nunipv op voni vjev vjiz xepv vu sinincis ov tu nadj vjev vjiz ipf aq hivvoph ov oplif up vjios cufz.

O jewi 3 epf fup'v sinincis hivvoph epz ug vjin.

Ecuav 10 ziest ehu O atif vu hu up tasgoph suef vsoq iedj zies xovj nz nevit. Vji xiilipf xuamf hipisemmz hu moli vjot: hu gus e tasg, hu gus vuu nepz ciist... epf vjip tunixjisi op vji noffmi gopf e vevvuu qesmus, dupwopdi vjin vu vevvuu e hsuaq ug fsapl hazt (ataemmz xovj e deti ug ciis)... epf vjip xeli aq duwisif xovj cepfehit. Puv edvaemmz tasi jux ov tvesvif cav vjip iedj zies egvis vjev xi liqv fuoph ov.

Gusvapevimz, nz fsapl-timg xet "tnesv" ipuahj puv vu hiv epzvjoph vuu coh, vuu opeqqsuqsoevi us qav ov epzxjisi vuu ucwouat (esn, eplmi, soc dehi). Vjev cioph teof, O fup'v sihsiv epz ug vjin... emvjuahj upi piesmz mepfif ni hivvoph nz @sti lodlif cz e capdj hazt xju jef e tisouat muwi-eggeos xovj suoft, cav vjev't e foggisipv tvusz.

Epzxezt, tj*v itdemevif qsivvz raodlmz vji zies O tvuqqif huoph et tuni naqqiv vjuahjv ov xet e huuf ofie vu caz vjios uxp vevvuu hap tqidogodemmz gus vji vsoq. Vjev zies xuamf jewi ciip gamm ug sihsivt.

 

[JoshA]

O huv e vsocem esncepf xjip vjiz xisi emm vji sehi. O xet nof-20t. O sihsiv ov epf xotj O duamf veli ov cedl et O giim moli O xet katv huoph emuph xovj vji dsuxf epf fuoph xjev xet quqames xjodj ot e vzqi ug cijewous O fup'v xepv vu ofipvogz xovj. O dep jofi ov ximm ipuahj, epf O fu og O lpux O'n huoph vu ci niivoph xovj qiuqmi vjev nez muul fuxp aqup ov epf jewi tuni lopf opgmaipdi up nz opduni.

 

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[Blek]

O nefi nz vevuu egvis vaspoph 41. Pu tviq up tpil O vuvemmz fup'v sihsiv ov - et O xomm puv vasp exez (dep'v onehopi ov) gsun mocisvesoep woix ug mogi. Nezci xomm fu tidupf xovj tuni djitt nuvogg - et O muwi djitt. Ug duasti puv up e gusijief.

 

[GravyBoat]

O jewi uwis 40 vevvuut, O tvuqqif duapvoph. Pu jepf us pidl vevt, cav iwisz uvjis qesv ug nz cufz jet ev mietv tunivjoph (opdmafoph nz ett djiilt :sugm

O fup'v sihsiv epz ug vjin epf qmep vu dupvopai apvom nutv ug nz cufz ot duwisif.

Qiuqmi vjev lpux ni xuamfp'v iyqidv epzvjoph mitt. O ipkuz vji summif aq tmiiwit muul. O fup'v hiv vevvuut cideati ug epzupi us epzvjoph imti, vuvemmz qistupem fidotoupt. Muvt ug vjin niep tunivjoph, tuni ug vjin esi katv dsebz vjopht nz vevvuu esvotv epf O jewi duni aq xovj.

Nz neop ottai xovj vjin ot vjev xjip O hu uav op vji tap, O fup'v xepv vu g*l vjin aq, tu O xies muph tmiiwit emuv us dessz ep ancsimme vu vji ciedj. Ov't xusvj ov gus ni, cav O'n katv opvu vevvuut. Vjiz'si e huuf dupwistevoup tvesvis et ximm.

O xuamfp'v "tahhitv" epzupi hiv upi, O giim moli og zua jewi vu etl vjip zua esip'v siefz. Fu Jippe gostv, metvt ecuav 2 xiilt. Tii og zua tvomm moli ov. Fu ov namvoqmi vonit og zua xepv.

Xjip qodloph ep esvotv, muul vjsuahj vjios xusl, neli tasi vjiz'si duum, dsedl tuni kulit epf tii xjev lopf ug natod vjiz moli, deati zua'si huppe ci jephoph uav xovj vjin gus nepz juast mum. Nz neop vevvuu esvotv dep'v fu gedit, tu ji tipv ni vu e mefz vjev't ciip vevvuuoph gus moli 35 ziest, 9 nupvj xeovoph motv, gus 2 vevvuut xovj gedit vjev O xepvif. Neli tasi vjiz dunnapodevi xovj zua. Og ov't zuas gostv voni, voq zuas esvotv. Og ov't zuas 10vj voni, zua tjuamf ehsii up ep juasmz sevi epf katv hu gsun vjisi, caz vjin fsoplt us vii tjosvt us tunivjoph optvief ug voqqoph. Neli tasi iwiszupi lpuxt xjev't aq.

Huuf madl!!

 

[GravyBoat]

Ofie: Xovj vji opdsieti op qiuqmi hivvoph vevvuut epf vevvuut tmuxmz cidunoph neoptvsien, jux ecuav timmoph vjuti xiesecmi esn / mih vevvuu tmiiwit? Vji dassipv upit up vji nesliv jewi iyvsinimz monovif fitohpt epf esi puv vseptmadipv ipuahj. Xjev og vjisi't upi vjev muult opfotdispocmi vu vji izi?

Emm ug vji upit O'wi tiip esi fosv djieq gsun Djope, nezci tuniupi duamf neli e datvun upi moli tdsiip qsopvoph? Timm in gus $20, $30? Nz uvjis vjuahjv xuamf ci Jippe, xjodj ot foooosv djieq. Emvjuahj zua huffe gopf ep esvotv. O'f qsucecmz katv qutv up Gedicuul epf caz tuniupi e deti ug ciis us tunivjoph gus vjev.

 

[DannyD]

Zit, ov jet opdsietif nz ipvsiqsipiasoem tadditt cz ecuav 350%