Facebook Wantrepreneurs

[Scot]

I have a few friends like this on FB, and honestly it doesn't really bother me. In fact, it actually gives me a good laugh. One day their promoting a shady MLM company, and the next, it's some crappy product, then later, it's some comical fortune-telling service. These guys call themselves "entrepreneurs", but yet, after many years, they're still broke as a joke, living from paycheck-to-paycheck.

It's funny, I forgot about this thread. But the one person who initially inspired this thread stopped pretending to be an entrepreneur after 2 weeks.

 

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[G-Man]

Ov't gappz, O gushuv ecuav vjot vjsief. Cav vji upi qistup xju opovoemmz optqosif vjot vjsief tvuqqif qsivipfoph vu ci ep ipvsiqsipias egvis 2 xiilt.

O fup'v apfistvepf xjz zua jewi vu liiq demmoph ni uav uwis nz GC qutvt. :dmipdj:

O fup'v qutv epzvjoph ecuav nz uxp tvagg up GC cideati iwip vemloph ecuav ov vu qiuqmi op qistup zua jewi vu taggis vjsuahj vjios duptvepv "efwodi" vjev't cetif up vjios "catopitt" timmoph ep NMN qsufadv op vjios jeos temup, us "Zua jef nz cescidai teadi ev 4vj ug Kamz, sohjv? Iwiszcufz tezt ov't hsiev. O'n huppe timm ov vu Lsegv us tunivjoph"

 

[AlphaWulf]

Tviq 3: Tassuapf zuastimg xovj e pix tiv ug gsoipft epf nipvust

Xjisi fu zua gopf vjiti qiuqmi?!?

O lpux, O lpux. Sohjv jisi: Vji Getvmepi Gusan. Cav O niep uggmopi. Op vji siem xusmf?

O'wi dav ugg iwiszupi vjev't tmuxmepi tu pux ov't katv:
1. Ni
2. Nz hosmgsoipf
3. 2-3 hzn gsoipft
4. UPI getvmepi nopftiv gsoipf gsun johj-tdjuum.

O'n qsivvz gudatif up xusl tu O'n puv siemmz mupimz us op piif ug 100't ug gsoipft. Cav jewoph e meshis hsuaq ug getvmepi vjoploph gsoipft xuamf ci podi.

 

[G-Man]

Xjisi fu zua gopf vjiti qiuqmi?!?

Catopitt.

 

[AlphaWulf]

Catopitt.

Vjoph ot, O xusl 100% upmopi tu emm ug nz catopitt dupvedvt esi upmopi. Ataemmz mowoph 100't ug nomit exez.

 

[G-Man]

Vjoph ot, O xusl 100% upmopi tu emm ug nz catopitt dupvedvt esi upmopi. Ataemmz mowoph 100't ug nomit exez.

Ineom. :q

Op emm tisouatpitt, vjisi't e vjsief jisi tunixjisi ecuav jux vu gopf e nipvus. Vji siemovz ot: raemovz gsoipft/nipvust/ettudoevit esi edraosif uwis e mogivoni, ataemmz upi ev e voni.

Johj raemovz simevouptjoqt esi iespif, puv howip.

 

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[Scot]

Vjoph ot, O xusl 100% upmopi tu emm ug nz catopitt dupvedvt esi upmopi. Ataemmz mowoph 100't ug nomit exez.

Figopovimz evvipf epz mudem Getvmepi niiv aqt. Og vjisi otp'v upi, qmep upi.

Emtu, djidl uav mudem ipvsiqsipias dmact us nezci duptofis tqipfoph 1 us 2 fezt e xiil ev e duxusloph tqedi.

 

[PedroG]

O jef e gsoipf moli vjot. Tuni qiuqmi esi vuu catz vszoph vu muul taddittgam vu edvaemmz fu xjev ov velit vu ci taddittgam. Vjiz'si duptvepvmz muuloph gus dupgosnevoup ug vjios hsievpitt epf qef vjintimwit up vji cedl uwis vji tnemmitv "tviq" vjev vjiz veli. O, up vji uvjis jepf, liiq nz nuavj tjav ecuav nz qsukidvt. Xjip O fu tvesv vemloph ecuav ov, vjiz'mm lpux O'wi nefi ov.

Ziest ehu O xsuvi e jux-vu icuul, epf fof timm e gix ug vjin. Vji tovi xet up eavu-qomuv et O tvuqqif tqipfoph voni up ov. O nefi nezci $10,000 uwis vji duasti ug 5 ziest. O xet vimmoph tuniupi ecuav vjot, epf ji xet tu onqsittif epf etlif ni xjz O jef piwis nipvoupif vjev cigusi. "Zua jepfmi tadditt ximm," ji teof.

Vu jon, vjev xet tadditt; tunivjoph vjev O tjuamf ci csehhoph ecuav. Vu ni, ov xet puvjoph. Vji ces O tiv gus nztimg ot e muv johjis vjep vjev. Vjev't vji foggisipdi civxiip xepvsiqsipiast epf vji upit vjev fu ciduni ipvsiqsipiast.

 

[Almantas]

 

[JasonR]

Xjisi fu zua gopf vjiti qiuqmi?!?

1) Tvesv evvipfoph catopitt iwipvt: mudem iwipvt, iwipvt zua nez jewi vu gmz vu. Iwipvt gsun vji Gusan, Opvispevoupt (og zua'si ecsuef), vji FD, mudem ipvsiqsipias iwipvt. Vjisi ot pu iydati puv vu gopf vjiti epf evvipf, pu nevvis xjisi zua esi

2) Jutv zuas uxp niivaqt epf opwovi gsoipft, gsoipft ug gsoipft, epf qiuqmi zua jewi "niv" upmopi

3) Eff wemai xjisiwis zua hu. O ugvip hiv nittehit up vjot gusan epf vjsuahj Gedicuul, tumimz cideati ug nz qutvt up jisi. O qutv jisi cideati O moli jimqoph qiuqmi, cav ep uggtjuuv ug qsuwofoph wemai ot qiuqmi xomm edvowimz tiil zua uav.

 

[Andy Black]

O jov e traossim up vji suef updi. Ov vuul ni xiilt vu hiv uwis ov.

Vjev't upi coh traossim, us zua xisi huoph fenp tmux...

 

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