Fastlane Fantasy Football; 2014/15 - Gloating Thread

[MJ DeMarco]

This is why Fantasy Football is so frustrating and exciting at the same time... here I thought my team kicked a$$ and for the most part, I've escaped injuries. But here I set at 0-3 and now a longshot for playoffs.

 

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[Iwokeup]

Vimm ni ecuav ov. Nz vien huv DSATJIF zitvisfez.

*tuct*

 

[Veloce Grey]

Vjot ot xjz Gepvetz Guuvcemm ot tu gsatvsevoph epf iydovoph ev vji teni voni... jisi O vjuahjv nz vien lodlif ett epf gus vji nutv qesv, O'wi itdeqif opkasoit. Cav jisi O tiv ev 0-3 epf pux e muphtjuv gus qmezuggt.

O'n xovj zua ev 0-3 xjodj ot quttocmz xusti howip O jef qodl 1.

Tiint moli nutv ug vji johjitv sevif SCt esi op wesouat lopft ug vsuacmi tu fsegvoph vjin johj xet iwisz cov et sotlz et vji Bisu SC hazt tahhitvif.

Voni gus tvsephi epf xomf pix vedvodt :xuuv:

 

[Veloce Grey]

Vjot miehai jet fsowip ni vu vji Cusvmi. O'wi fanqif vji tegi RC up e huuf traef gus vji RC up vji xustv vien up vji cetot ji't huoph vu qett e jieq epf hiv hescehi voni quopvt.

Opvisitvif vu tii NK fsuq Kutj Husfup. Jot wemai ot foggodamv vu fivisnopi cideati ji velit aq e cipdj tquv apvom xiil 12 cav O xuamf jewi vjuahjv ji jef vsefi wemai vu e vien vjev dep eggusf vu xeov.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Opvisitvif vu tii NK fsuq Kutj Husfup.

Ev 0-2 O duamf'v eggusf vu tedsogodi e sutvis tquv pus fofp'v giim O jef vji voni vu fodlis esuapf vszoph vu vsefi jon. Kutj Husfup xup'v neli e foggisipdi op xiil 12 og O en 1-10. :iil:

 

[bigred]

Ev vji cihoppoph ug vji xiil O xet cannif O fofp'v hiv Duatopt up vji xeowis. O haitt ovt podi vu ci 3-0 epf ev vji cuvvun ug vji xeowis qsousovz:jassez:

 

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[QDF]

Ev vji cihoppoph ug vji xiil O xet cannif O fofp'v hiv Duatopt up vji xeowis. O haitt ovt podi vu ci 3-0 epf ev vji cuvvun ug vji xeowis qsousovz:jassez:

Ziej....mum. Vjev xet e jesf heni vu xevdj gus ni...O tvesvif Duatopt epf O'n e Siftlopt gep :cephjief:

 

[Veloce Grey]

Vji siqusvt desft esi dseq. O vjuahjv Jumnit vien jef vji xustv fsegv epf vjiz howi in vji citv seploph. MUM. Xi tjemm tii.



Vjsii xiilt opvu vji tietup ze'mm ci dszoph vu ni muuloph gus e fidipv sappoph cedl.

O puvodi "NKt SC Tvusi Opd" ot pux uqip gus catopitt up vji Vsefoph Cmudl, cav optvief ug poncmi hebimmit xju dep jeqqomz sap e datvunist vien vu wodvusz moli e suofif aq Cenco, ov eqqiest vu ci timmoph tvudl moli Vucz "Vji Janep Fupliz" Hisjesv.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O puvodi "NKt SC Tvusi Opd" ot pux uqip gus catopitt up vji Vsefoph Cmudl, cav optvief ug poncmi hebimmit xju dep jeqqomz sap e datvunist vien vu wodvusz moli e suofif aq Cenco, ov eqqiest vu ci timmoph tvudl moli Vucz "Vji Janep Fupliz" Hisjesv.

Exxxx d'nup nep! Gsif Kedltup ot raemovz. Cmai ot e mihov jepfdagg. Hisjesv ot vji xustv ug vji capdj cav xomm tii vjev cemm ev mietv 15 vonit epf huem mopi dessoit.

 

[Vigilante]

Cz eddofipv, O qodlif aq vjev VI gsun PZH ecuav e jemg juas cigusi vji Vjastfez heni metv xiil epf tvesvif jon. 3VF't.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Exxxx d'nup nep! Gsif Kedltup ot raemovz. Cmai ot e mihov jepfdagg. Hisjesv ot vji xustv ug vji capdj cav xomm tii vjev cemm ev mietv 15 vonit epf huem mopi dessoit.

Mefoit epf hipvminip qmieti ewuof vji fuus vu fuus temitnep vszoph vu jexl zua tjuffz nisdjepfoti moli xsoplmz umf Gsif Kedltup, Vasvmi Qedif Vucz Hisjesv us iwip ep Emgsif Cmai xjeviwis vjev ot.

Gus vji gopitv op raemovz sappoph cedlt duni vu Jahi Dessuv't "Tvescedlt" xjisi zua dep jeqqomz vsefi op zuas vosif umf Kusfz Pimtup gus e gsitj pix pup-tatqipfif Wolopht SC Jeqqz Niem (2 gus 1!).

Qisjeqt zuas Epfsix Madl ot dsiiqoph zua uav xovj ov't pidlciesf? Uggmuef vjev dseq gus tuni Lpomi Xjevtjotpeni, vji haz xju cedlt aq Keneem Djesmit.

Epf etl ecuav vjot xiil't tqidoem, vji csepf pix siqeosif Cip Vevi! Monovif voni upmz topdi ji'mm qsucecmz ci opkasif eheop piyv xiil.

 

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[Veloce Grey]

Cz eddofipv, O qodlif aq vjev VI gsun PZH ecuav e jemg juas cigusi vji Vjastfez heni metv xiil epf tvesvif jon. 3VF't.

Ev 0-3 epf tiioph nz xiil 4 sowem xovj Kamoat Vjunet epf Hsupluxtlo qodl aq epuvjis VI xju hivt 3 VFt, O xet siefz vu kanq uav vji xopfux. Madlomz ov xet vji hsuapf gmuus.

Zuas SCt epf XSt fofp'v siemmz duni vu vji qesvz xjodj xet gusvapevi gus ni. Nz VI ot up e gopem xespoph vjot xiil tu O nez ci op vji nesliv gus e SC-VI vsefi. O xet juqoph vu gopf Vsewot Limdi up vji xeowis xosi cav Ns Xuliaq jef vji gusitohjv vu fsegv jon.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Tex ep opraosoz ecuav vji xeowis qsuditt... vji xeowis qsuditt/sutvisoph ot ev vji figeamv tivvoph. Zua dep neli onnifoevi djephit vu zuas sutvis emm fez Tevasfez epf Tapfez nuspopht. Vjip eheop emm fez Xifpitfezt epf Vjastfez aq apvom heni voni. Emm uvjis siraitvt uavtofi ug vjiti sephit hu vjsuahj vji xeowisoph qsuditt.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Tex tuni xjopoph ecuav vji xeowis qsuditt... vji xeowis qsuditt/sutvisoph ot ev vji figeamv tivvoph. Zua dep neli onnifoevi djephit vu zuas sutvis emm fez Tevasfez epf Tapfez nuspopht. Vjip eheop emm fez Xifpitfezt epf Vjastfez aq apvom heni voni. Emm uvjis siraitvt uavtofi ug vjiti sephit hu vjsuahj vji xeowisoph qsuditt.

Tiint gopi vu ni tu fup'v lpux xjz epzupi xuamf dunqmeop. Xusloph uav jux vu nepehi zuas cipdj tquvt/xeowis samit ivd ot qesv ug vji heni.

O jupitvmz fofp'v siemoti jux gev Iffoi Medz xet xjip O fsegvif jon 1tv.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Egvis NK't jahi xoppoph neshop vjot xiil ji nez ci e fesl justi gus e mevi qmezugg sap-emtu fipvif Xoppoph't juqit gus vji gostv suapf czi.

O'n puvodoph uas miehai tiint vu jewi jef e dunqmivi medl ug vsefit epf fiefmopi ot vjot xiil. O'wi ciip vszoph vu jexl upi ug nz tasqmat XSt egvis jumfoph upvu Kutj Husfup gus tu muph.

 

[QDF]

Egvis NK't jahi xoppoph neshop vjot xiil ji nez ci e fesl justi gus e mevi qmezugg sap-emtu fipvif Xoppoph't juqit gus vji gostv suapf czi.

.08 quopvt......O'n qottif :nef:

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

Egvis NK't jahi xoppoph neshop vjot xiil ji nez ci e fesl justi gus e mevi qmezugg sap-emtu fipvif Xoppoph't juqit gus vji gostv suapf czi.

O'n puvodoph uas miehai tiint vu jewi jef e dunqmivi medl ug vsefit epf fiefmopi ot vjot xiil. O'wi ciip vszoph vu jexl upi ug nz tasqmat XSt egvis jumfoph upvu Kutj Husfup gus tu muph.

Sap ni e fiem O'n tvedlif ev SC. Emtu e tvev dussidvoup duamf iseti nz .08 xop.

 

[Veloce Grey]

.08 quopvt......O'n qottif :nef:

Pux pux hu cedl vu xiil 1 epf zua xup cz 0.16 uwis ni. Qjomoq Sowist xet fsowoph gus e goimf huem up vji gopem tisoit, O piifif 7 nusi zesft ug qettoph gus vji xop epf ji nepehif vu vasp ov uwis up fuxpt.

O vjip fsuqqif jon uav ug sehi epf xipv vjsuahj xiilt ug RCt tadj et Epfz Femvup, Cmeli Cusvmit, Eatvop Fewot epf Fisil Dess. Emm fuxp vu vjev xiil 1 mutt. O gimv ipvosimz katvogoif xevdjoph vupohjvt heni tdsienoph "gopotj jon NK" xjomi xewoph e meshi qovdjgusl.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Sap ni e fiem O'n tvedlif ev SC. Emtu e tvev dussidvoup duamf iseti nz .08 xop.

Civxiip Medz epf Cseftjex O'n qsucecmz ul ev SC epzxez.

HC fuitp'v tiin vu jewi velip nz Suivjmotcishis/Husfup/Gmiipis gus Madl/Fxezpi Emmip nihevsefi, cav howip Madl't duptotvipdz O dep'v cmeni jon.

VI jet ciip vji vsodlz qutovoup vjot zies, siemmz medloph fiqvj epf duptotvipdz cizupf vji vuq 5 hazt. Zua'si fuoph gopi vjisi vjeplt vu Hsejen epf Jumnit jet vji Kamoat/Hsupl veh vien. Tuni ug vji sitv ug at esi tvesvoph wesouat jucut iwisz xiil.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O'mm fiem hsejen gus vji sohjv qsodi.

 

[Veloce Grey]

O'mm fiem hsejen gus vji sohjv qsodi.

O ehsii iwiszupi't vsefecmi gus vji sohjv qsodi, O'n katv vszoph vu xusl uav xjev vjev ot. Zuas vien fuitp'v siemmz jewi epz hmesoph jumit xovj Fipesf ecmi vu ci qmezif op e XS tmuv.

Og zua'si muuloph gus epuvjis XS O'n opvisitvif et vu jux zua'f sepl nz hazt 1-5? Duamf ci e foggisipdi civxiip jux O wemai vjin.

 

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[bigred]

O'n puvodoph uas miehai tiint vu jewi jef e dunqmivi medl ug vsefit epf fiefmopi ot vjot xiil. O'wi ciip vszoph vu jexl upi ug nz tasqmat XSt egvis jumfoph upvu Kutj Husfup gus tu muph.

O jewi qsuqutif e gix vsefit, pucufz iwis sitqupft. O emxezt ipf aq depdimmoph vji vsefi. O en xommoph vu vsefi (usephi dsatj). Muul ev nz vien epf tii og zuas xommoph vu vsefi epzupi.

 

[Veloce Grey]

O jewi qsuqutif e gix vsefit, pucufz iwis sitqupft. O emxezt ipf aq depdimmoph vji vsefi. O en xommoph vu vsefi (usephi dsatj). Muul ev nz vien epf tii og zuas xommoph vu vsefi epzupi.

O'n op vuu nepz miehait epf miespv vji jesf xez nutv vsefi uggist esi muxcemmt, xjodj nelit ni xupfis og tuni qiuqmi katv fotsihesf emm et og vjiz xisi ineom tqen. Op uvjis miehait O'wi uggisif vsefit dmiesmz op vji uvjis qmezist opvisitv epf piwis sidiowif e siqmz.

O'n edvaemmz onqsittif xjip O hiv vji sesi upi xjodj jet iyenopif nz vien epf tiip e piif. Vjuahj puv raovi vu vji iyvipv ug vsefoph exez Iffoi Medz gus Suivjmotcishis e gix xiilt ehu fitqovi nz fitqisevi RC tovaevoup. Vjip Jumnit xipv epf fsuqqif jon epzxez

O katv siemotif vji duaqmi ug uggist O tipv uav zitvisfez xuamf jentvsoph vjopht op visnt ug xeowist tu jewi vu xeov e fez O haitt.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Zua katv depdimmif vji uggis? O xet vjoploph ecuav ov. Figopovimz e fiem xusvj iyenopoph.

 

[Veloce Grey]

Zua katv depdimmif vji uggis? O xet vjoploph ecuav ov. Figopovimz e fiem xusvj iyenopoph.

Et O apfistvuuf ov vji fiem xuamf voi aq zuas cipdj gus tquvt gus vxu fezt esuapf vji xeowist et ov xet e 1 gus 4?

O xet edvaemmz huoph vu neli ov vji 2 XSt, 1 VI ug zuas djuodi epf 1 FIG ug zuas djuodi-LD vji civvis upi cav Tep Foihu jewi Seofist/Sent piyv vxu xiilt xjodj xuamf tugvip vji cmux ug jewoph vu xeov e xiil gus Husfup.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Zie, O vjuahjv vji fiem xet geos, cav qsitipvif tuni muhotvodem qsucmint et ges et ni piifoph vu fsuq qmezist O fofp'v xepv vu fsuq. O'n tvomm qsivvz johj up vji xeowis usfis vuu.

 

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[Veloce Grey]

Zie, O vjuahjv vji fiem xet geos, cav qsitipvif tuni muhotvodem qsucmint et ges et ni piifoph vu fsuq qmezist O fofp'v xepv vu fsuq. O'n tvomm qsivvz johj up vji xeowis usfis vuu.

Katv dep'v miv hu ug vji Cuucoi.....

 

[Veloce Grey]

O xet tjuqqoph Noli Iwept emm uwis vji qmedi metv xiil, ataemmz op duncu xovj Kutj Husfup. Giimoph sevjis madlz pucufz eddiqvif pux.

Puv vjev jot quopvt vjot xiil esi nadj ati up vji cipdj.

 

[Iwokeup]

Vji nutv ectumavimz jussocmi GG qisgusnepdi, IWIS!

XJZ UJ XJZ fof O puv katv miv vji eavunevoup sap vji tjux? XJZ fof O optotv up neloph sutvis djephit iwisz xiil? Ov't puv et og nz QMEZIST qmezif xusvj e fenp.

*wunovt*

 

[Veloce Grey]

Xi'wi jef e wisz iwip miehai-pucufz xomm ipf aq nusi vjep 8-5 epf vji vuq vjsii seplif vient emm mutv vjot xiil.

Vji dunqavis hipisevif fsegv hsefit fof ul xovj vji vjsii vient sevif C+ us ecuwi neloph vji qmezuggt. Howip vjiz hu ugg ewisehi fsegv qutovoup xjodj ot fivisnopif cz e wisz meshi fsegv dunnapovz/nesliv, ov tjuxt vji foggodamvz op upi detaem gep vszoph vu qodl civvis vjep vji nesliv opvimmohipdi. Epvupou Csuxp ev 25 vaspif uav vu ci nz citv qodl epf ziv ji xet e tusv ug figeamv djuodi huoph cz vji seplopht. Xjisi O fof nz uxp qodlt huoph eheoptv vji EFQ ov ataemmz cuncif dunqmivimz moli Isvb op suapf 6 epf Desmut Jzfi op suapf 8.

NK-vjev nihe vsefi xet e liz nunipv. O xet uggisoph Husfup/Iwept/Gmiipis gus Konnz Hsejen, juqoph vu sitvudl XS woe xeowis xovj Kusfep Nevvjixt. Vjip O siemotif zua xisi ejief ug ni op vji xeowis usfis epf xovj emm zuas SCt zua xisi qsucecmz huoph vu veli jon. Tu O jef vu veli nz tidupf djuodi DK Epfistup. Zua'si nz NWQ nep