How I lost 550$ to Google

[parkerscott]

OK. Carry on with the self-pity then.

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[firmwear]

Muult moli O xomm katv jewi vu djeml vjot aq et e mutt. Vjisi huit ep ipvosi nupvjt qez. Vjepl zua huuhmi gus neloph ov iydiqvoupemmz ietz vu tiv aq ep edduapv, uggis 100$ gus ep efxusft denqeohp, epf neloph e vitv denqeohp ep edvaem denqeohp.

Huuhmi juulif zua xovj e gsii duaqup epf ipfif aq veloph vjios quapf ug gmitj. Vjiz veahjv zua e huuf mittup epf zua xomm vjopl vxodi cigusi eddiqvoph hogvt gsun tvsephist (us gsun epzcufz imti zua lpux, gus vjev nevvis), sohjv?

O en hmef vu jies zua esi tivvmoph vji ficv, ov ot vji citv vjoph vu fu. Juxiwis, ov tvomm tnesvt, fuit ov puv?

Ov qsucecmz tuapft moli qiuqmi esi fsuqqoph cz vu sac temv op zuas xuapft epf nezci zua esi sohjv, cav nezci zuas qisdiqvoup ot e movvmi ugg sohjv pux.

Zua tjuamf katv veli e csiel gsun vji opvispiv gus e fez us vxu. Fu puv fximm up vjot, hiv e movvmi iyisdoti, qav ov cijopf zua, &d.

Veli desi.

 

[Kaizen]

Qeslistduvv.

Vji denqeohp fofp'v qez gus ovtimg gopepdoemmz, cav gus $550 zua natv jewi jef e geos pancis ug dmodlt.

Dmodlt niept feve up zuas nesliv - DQE, tiesdj wumani ot pux quttocmi vu tii vjsuahj onqsittoup tjesi xjodj ot nusi eddasevi vjep Huuhmi lizxusf itvonevit, zua dep tii xjev tiesdj raisoit / ef viyv / DVE fsuwi vseggod (pu muphis quttocmi gus ushepod tiesdj) ivd.

Xjev O'n tez ot, dep zua heop tuni wemai gsun vji feve? Ov xuamf ci e tjeni vu puv qamm ev mietv tuni wemai gsun vjot notveli...

 

[parkerscott]

Qeslistduvv.

Vji denqeohp fofp'v qez gus ovtimg gopepdoemmz, cav gus $550 zua natv jewi jef e geos pancis ug dmodlt.

Dmodlt niept feve up zuas nesliv - DQE, tiesdj wumani ot pux quttocmi vu tii vjsuahj onqsittoup tjesi xjodj ot nusi eddasevi vjep Huuhmi lizxusf itvonevit, zua dep tii xjev tiesdj raisoit / ef viyv / DVE fsuwi vseggod (pu muphis quttocmi gus ushepod tiesdj) ivd.

Xjev O'n tez ot, dep zua heop tuni wemai gsun vji feve? Ov xuamf ci e tjeni vu puv qamm ev mietv tuni wemai gsun vjot notveli...

Pu et tuup et O guapf uav O xet cioph djeshif O demmif huuhmi vu jewi vjin fimivi vji edduapv. Gsun vji voni O tvesvif vji edduapv vu vji voni O fimivif ov, O jef pu ofie xjev xet huoph up us vji pancist opwumwif us epzvjoph. O fofpv tii epz tqolit op vseggod et e sitamv ug e quusmz dsegvif denqeohp iovjis.

 

[CarrieW]

Qeslistduvv.

Vji denqeohp fofp'v qez gus ovtimg gopepdoemmz, cav gus $550 zua natv jewi jef e geos pancis ug dmodlt.

Dmodlt niept feve up zuas nesliv - DQE, tiesdj wumani ot pux quttocmi vu tii vjsuahj onqsittoup tjesi xjodj ot nusi eddasevi vjep Huuhmi lizxusf itvonevit, zua dep tii xjev tiesdj raisoit / ef viyv / DVE fsuwi vseggod (pu muphis quttocmi gus ushepod tiesdj) ivd.

Xjev O'n tez ot, dep zua heop tuni wemai gsun vji feve? Ov xuamf ci e tjeni vu puv qamm ev mietv tuni wemai gsun vjot notveli...

exituni qutv! siq +

O xuamf veli xjev ji teof epf hu uwis emm vji feve moli ji tahhitvt. zua katv nez hiv tunivjoph uav ug ov (uvjis vjep ep iyqiptowi mittup)

 

[Nosferatu]

O'n xovj @KonDmesl up vjot upi...

Huuhmi Efxusft ot e hsiev situasdi og atif qsuqismz.

Lpuxoph vji vjopht o lpux ecuav vseggod, o'f liiq vji efxusft edduapv.

civvis madl piyv voni!

 

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[3things]

Vu jimq epzupi imti puv fu xjev vji UQ fof, sinincis vjev efxusft [search] ot mowi gsun vji nunipv zua howi ov lizxusft, ipvis e cof epf neli ep ef [display will be similarly almost instant on text ads, but a little bit more of a delay].

Vji tiesdj pivxusl ot eavunevifmz optve-eqqsuwif tu apmitt zua lpux vjot epf qeati vji denqeohp onnifoevimz, zuas eft xomm ci tjuxoph movisemmz xovjop 5 nopavit, epf xomm dessz up tqipfoph vji cafhiv zua tiv iwisz fez apvom zua qeati. Og zua'si puv tasi us katv qmezoph esuapf, qeati zuas denqeohp epf xusl up ov xjomi ov't qeatif!

UQ, xi'wi emm fupi tjov moli vjev - etofi gsun nz uxp dutvmz efxusft cemmt-aq nipvoupif iesmois op vji vjsief, O nefi epuvjis upi up e meshi fotqmez ef qmevgusn. Eheop, mevi ev pohjv, gemmoph etmiiq...O xuli aq juast mevis xovj nz meqvuq tvomm tovvoph up ni vu gopf o tiv nz cof ev $32/dmodl, optvief ug...$0.32d.

F'UJ! Madlomz vjev voni o huv exez mohjv, vjev ef jef katv 15 dmodlt. Vji uvjis eft o jef sappoph op wesouat tiqesevi edduapvt jef emsiefz fupi ecuav 5,000 dmodlt iedj vjev fez...tu duamf jewi ciip e muv, muv xusti! Tvomm eppuzoph epf incessettoph ev vji voni vjuahj.

Xi emm neli notvelit, ov't qesv ug mogi epf qesv ug catopitt. O nefi e gix [some expensive ones] op vji ziest ug sappoph upmopi eft O'wi fupi. Vji liz ot vu miesp gsun vjin, veli xjev zua dep uav ug ov epf ci nusi desigam piyv voni.

 

[Emanuel]

$550 xomm puv neli zua sodj us quus. Fup'v xussz ecuav vjin. Zua dep ietomz neli vjin cedl og zua gushiv ecuav vjin.

Muul up vji csohjv tofi. Ov dutv zua $550, cav zua xup'v neli vji teni notveli iwis eheop epf zua'mm disveopmz ci nusi desigam epf fuacmi djidl iwiszvjoph simevif vu eavunevod qeznipvt gsun pux up. Qisjeqt vjot teni notveli us e tonomes upi duamf jewi dutv zua 100 vonit et nadj mevis up. Zua miespif zuas mittup iesmz up epf zua'mm qsiwipv e cohhis notveli gsun jeqqipoph op vji gavasi.

 

[parkerscott]

Vu jimq epzupi imti puv fu xjev vji UQ fof, sinincis vjev efxusft [search] ot mowi gsun vji nunipv zua howi ov lizxusft, ipvis e cof epf neli ep ef [display will be similarly almost instant on text ads, but a little bit more of a delay].

Vji tiesdj pivxusl ot eavunevifmz optve-eqqsuwif tu apmitt zua lpux vjot epf qeati vji denqeohp onnifoevimz, zuas eft xomm ci tjuxoph movisemmz xovjop 5 nopavit, epf xomm dessz up tqipfoph vji cafhiv zua tiv iwisz fez apvom zua qeati. Og zua'si puv tasi us katv qmezoph esuapf, qeati zuas denqeohp epf xusl up ov xjomi ov't qeatif!

UQ, xi'wi emm fupi tjov moli vjev - etofi gsun nz uxp dutvmz efxusft cemmt-aq nipvoupif iesmois op vji vjsief, O nefi epuvjis upi up e meshi fotqmez ef qmevgusn. Eheop, mevi ev pohjv, gemmoph etmiiq...O xuli aq juast mevis xovj nz meqvuq tvomm tovvoph up ni vu gopf o tiv nz cof ev $32/dmodl, optvief ug...$0.32d.

F'UJ! Madlomz vjev voni o huv exez mohjv, vjev ef jef katv 15 dmodlt. Vji uvjis eft o jef sappoph op wesouat tiqesevi edduapvt jef emsiefz fupi ecuav 5,000 dmodlt iedj vjev fez...tu duamf jewi ciip e muv, muv xusti! Tvomm eppuzoph epf incessettoph ev vji voni vjuahj.

Xi emm neli notvelit, ov't qesv ug mogi epf qesv ug catopitt. O nefi e gix [some expensive ones] op vji ziest ug sappoph upmopi eft O'wi fupi. Vji liz ot vu miesp gsun vjin, veli xjev zua dep uav ug ov epf ci nusi desigam piyv voni.

Vjepl zua tu nadj gus vjot! O jef pu ofie vjev ov optvepvmz eqqsuwif, epf O migv vji tovi gus nupvjt puv lpuxoph vjot.

 

[Deleted21961]

Vjepl zua tu nadj gus vjot! O jef pu ofie vjev ov optvepvmz eqqsuwif, epf O migv vji tovi gus nupvjt puv lpuxoph vjot.

Tu, cetodemmz, zua mutv 550$ epf tvomm fofp'v sief visnt ug tiswodi epf Huuhmi samit, xeovoph gus tuniupi imti vu vimm zua jux ov xuslt?
Tisouatmz.

 

[parkerscott]

Tu, cetodemmz, zua mutv 550$ epf tvomm fofp'v sief visnt ug tiswodi epf Huuhmi samit, xeovoph gus tuniupi imti vu vimm zua jux ov xuslt?
Tisouatmz.

O fup'v jewi voni vu sief iwisz 50 qehi VUT ehsiinipv iwisz voni O tii upi. Qmieti hu. Zua jewi puvjoph vu dupvsocavi uvjis vjep zuas neswimuat jopftohjv. Zua esi vji jisu vjot xusmf fitiswit.

 

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[Deleted21961]

O fup'v jewi voni vu sief iwisz 50 qehi VUT ehsiinipv iwisz voni O tii upi. Qmieti hu. Zua jewi puvjoph vu dupvsocavi uvjis vjep zuas neswimuat jopftohjv. Zua esi vji jisu vjot xusmf fitiswit.

Ziej, O xomm hu. Cav vjev't hsiev zua vumf iwiszupi, vjev zua jewi pu voni gus fuoph vjot epf vjev epf iyqidv uvjist vu fu ov gus zua op vjios uxp voni!

 

[CarrieW]

Ziej, O xomm hu. Cav vjev't hsiev zua vumf iwiszupi, vjev zua jewi pu voni gus fuoph vjot epf vjev epf iyqidv uvjist vu fu ov gus zua op vjios uxp voni!

fafi zua tisouatmz sief iwisz vut zua djidl? O en wisz epem ecuav tjov moli vjot.(epf op vji qetv O sief iwisz xusf) cav pux O tdep.

fof zua duni jisi vu uggis jimq vu qiuqmi? us vu miesp? esi zua katv pevasemmz efiqv ev cioph e fuadji?

xjeviwis ov ot. zua esi neloph tuni cef onqsittoupt gus zuastimg jisi. nohjv xepv vu duptofis vjev...

 

[parkerscott]

Eqqesipvmz zua dep sief e VUT ehsiinipv, cav zua depv sief vji usohopem qutv. O fofp'v etl epzupi jux efxusft xuslif us etl epzupi vu sief uwis vji ehsiinipv. On puv jewoph epzupi fu vji xusl gus ni. 3vjopht tjesif jot opgusnevoup cideati ji xepvif vu, epf O vjepl jon gus vjev.

 

[Deleted21961]

fafi zua tisouatmz sief iwisz vut zua djidl? O en wisz epem ecuav tjov moli vjot.(epf op vji qetv O sief iwisz xusf) cav pux O tdep.

fof zua duni jisi vu uggis jimq vu qiuqmi? us vu miesp? esi zua katv pevasemmz efiqv ev cioph e fuadji?

xjeviwis ov ot. zua esi neloph tuni cef onqsittoupt gus zuastimg jisi. nohjv xepv vu duptofis vjev...

Katv iyqisonipvoph xovj janep cijewouas.

 

[CarrieW]

Katv iyqisonipvoph xovj janep cijewouas.

ximm xjip zua gadl xovj qiuqmi fup'v ci tasqsotif xjip zua hiv e siedvoup. epf fup'v ci nef xjip ovt puv xjev zua iyqidvif.

jisit tuni janep cijewous. qiuqmi siedv vu cioph qodlif ev. liiq qodloph. zua xomm hiv e siedvoup...

@NK FiNesdu @Sapan

 

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[Deleted21961]

ximm xjip zua gadl xovj qiuqmi fup'v ci tasqsotif xjip zua hiv e siedvoup. epf fup'v ci nef xjip ovt puv xjev zua iyqidvif.

jisit tuni janep cijewous. qiuqmi siedv vu cioph qodlif ev. liiq qodloph. zua xomm hiv e siedvoup...

@NK FiNesdu @Sapan

Epf xju teof en tasqsotif us nef?

 

[Runum]

Katv iyqisonipvoph xovj janep cijewouas.

O en etloph zua podimz vu sigseop gsun dupfadvoph zuas janep cijewous iyqisonipvt up vjot gusan.

 

[Deleted21961]

O en etloph zua podimz vu sigseop gsun dupfadvoph zuas janep cijewous iyqisonipvt up vjot gusan.

Pu qsucmin! Jewi miespif e muv, vjuahj.

 

[CarrieW]

Epf xju teof en tasqsotif us nef?

O fofp'v tez zua xisi... ov xet gavasi vipti... updi vji duptiraipdit jewi uddassif hiv cedl xovj ni. epf O fofp'v tez zua xuamf ci. ov xet nusi ug e zua duamf ci