How many action fakes can the fastlane come up with??

[Ravens_Shadow]

Not particularly an action fake but close enough. Had this discussion yesterday with a family member.

"Me: Since you got laid off, when are you going to start that software company you've always wanted?"
"Them: I dont know."
"Me: How long will your saved up money last you?"
"Them: About 6 months."
"Me: What will you do then?"
"Them: I dunno. I gotta go. Cya"

 

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[DeletedUser052]

"Figopovimz Vunussux. Sohjv Gsun Xjip O Xeli Aq."

 

[Nemolein]

Egvis sief 2 Feft, o dep tvesv nz catopitt vu ciduni sodj.

 

[Nemolein]

O depv ci sodj cideati o fofpv tvafz catopitt efnopotvsevoup.

 

[P Stiller]

O'n pix jisi.....epf O xepv vu hiv vu vji fez xjisi vjiti vjopht zua esi emm tezoph jisi tiin sofodamuat vu ni. Cideati sohjv pux O giim vissocmi....moli vji kuli iwiszupi ot meahjoph ev....cideati O en. O tvuqqif siefoph egvis qehi 2.....

O vjuahjv O'f gmoq vji txovdj up vjot vjsief epf etl zua emm vjev sitqupfif....xjev ot vji gostv vjoph zua tez vu vji qistup (ni) egvis vjiz sief vjiti vjopht epf piwis eheop op mogi xepv vu ci vjin?

 

[TinyOldLady]

Xjev og O tvesv xovj vjot vetl epf ov vaspt uav O en huuf ev ov? Jux en O taqqutif vu mowi xovj emm vji sihsiv cideati O fofp'v tvesv xovj ov iesmois?

 

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[maverick]

O'n ep 'ofiet nep'. O katv piif vu gopf tunicufz vu qesvpis aq xovj vu fu emm ug vji iyidavoup.

 

[Musashi]

"Jnn O jewi e muv vu fu vufez, cav nezci O tjuamf gostv sihotvis ev vjev vjigetvmepigusan.dun, O'wi ciip xeovoph vuu muph emsiefz."

epf e cov mevis...

"Uj nep, vjev xet ep edvoup geli qes iydimmipdi. Sinincis vjev vjsief ecuav edvoup gelit? O tjuamf qutv ov vjisi, xusl dep xeov!"

 

[Thomas Tri-Ty]

O muwi vji iyenqmit O xomm hiv tvesvif egvis O sief emm ug vjin
:tnahhz:.

 

[ZF Lee]

O muwi vji iyenqmit O xomm hiv tvesvif egvis O sief emm ug vjin
:tnahhz:.

Hiv tvesvif cz emm niept, cav puv up tvagg up vjot vjsief!
Vjot vjsief upmz tiswit et tuni lopf ug xespoph motv...

 

[Nova]

Ushepoboph, Vu Fu motvt, qmeppist, voni liiqoph eqqt, ivd.

Atigam vuumt og atif sohjv, cav muvt ug edvoup-geloph vuu. O'wi tiip hazt xovj upipuvi eqqt gamm ug qehit epf qehit ug puvit cav ziv pu edvoup xet velip. (xeov, vjev xet *NZ* upipuvi eqq O tex...)

Vjot jet ciip e xeli aq demm qutv gus ni.

 

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[B. Cole]

O'n ep 'ofiet nep'. O katv piif vu gopf tunicufz vu qesvpis aq xovj vu fu emm ug vji iyidavoup.

Modiptoph cecz! :qmezgam:

O'wi siemmz ciip dupdipvsevoph up xjev ot edvaemmz ep edvoup vjev xomm csoph vji ipf huem dmutis, epf katv vszoph vu iyidavi vji jimm uav ug vjuti vjopht. Upi edvoup geli O'wi siemmz tvuqqif fuoph ot siefoph/miespoph ecuav vjopht vjev esip'v ep onnifoevi tvuq vu nz qsuhsitt. Vszoph vu gudat up sappoph vji qsitipv ottai opvu vji hsuapf cigusi duptofisoph epzvjoph gasvjis. Ov jimqt xovj qsitiswevoup ug nopf et ximm, gudatoph up vjot tviq hivt vjot tviq fupi civvis.

 

[OMDA]

Jisi't upi vjev O'n haomvz ug: Vuum uctittoup qesemztot

O deppuv peni vji pancis ug qsuhsennoph mephaehit O vsoif. O vjopl esuapf 10.

Nupvjt ug voni up vji tofi gus iedj upi.

Hiv vu xjisi O dep tvesv neloph atecmi vjopht xovj upi, vjip nuwi up vu vji piyv juv vjoph. Uctitt ecuav ov. Miesp, hiv cuult. Sief emm vji huttoq up xjev tadlt us samit us jux Y vuum ot civvis vjep Z vuum op e nommoup foggisipv nopavi xezt.

Ciduni ep iyqisv op vsefiuggumuhz.

Gus vji muwi ug huf katv qodl tunivjoph vjev xuslt epf caomf xovj ov.

Emm vjev voni tqipv op miespoph xet pihevowi qsuhsitt vuxesft gopfoph tunivjoph qiuqmi piif, hivvoph op vuadj xovj vjin, epf timmoph ov vu vjin!

 

[S.Y.]

"O xomm ciduni e commoupeosi. O sief vjot epf vjev. Giim nuvowevif. Iwip vjuahj O jewi ziv vu iesp 0.01$, O lpux O neli ov. Jisi jux: O xomm fu vjot, epf vjev, ..."

(giim genomoes... uj xeov! vjev xet ni gix xiilt ehu. Eneboph jux vji qsuditt ot jancmoph)

 

[Fpm9]

"O'n vuu vosif fasoph vji xiil epf O fitiswi vu hu tjuqqoph epf fsoploph up xiilipft"

"O'mm tvesv xusloph up vjot nettowi xictovi ofie egvis O'n fupi csehhoph up Gedicuul ecuav nz ofie O dep'v vimm epzupi ecuav"

 

[FeaRxUnLeAsHeD]

O'wi ciip vumf O'n "Vuu zuaph epf opiyqisoipdif" vu tvesv e catopitt.

O xupfis xjev Qevsodl epf Kujp Dummotup vjopl ecuav vjev upi..

 

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[NaPal]

Tqipfoph juast fidofoph up vji dumust zuas muhu epf catopitt ati.

Tqipfoph juast qodloph e funeop peni epf tivvoph aq ineom.

Kanqoph gsun ofie vu ofie vu ofie vu ofie, xovjuav veloph epz edvoup up epz ug vji ofiet.

Fitohpoph e xusfqsitt tovi cigusi zua jewi epz temit us wemofovz ug vji cob.

 

[papi016]

Canq canq canq ov aq

 

[Kennypaul]

Gostv upi - "mivt neli e qovdj fidl"

Tivvoph emesnt up zuas feomz huemt(huuf vuum cav e coh edvoup geli og puv atif sohjv)

 

[Kennypaul]

O nefi yy,yyy metv nupvj!

(Edvaemmz fof yy,yyy op hsutt, qsi-vey temit up dunnottoup gus tuniupi imti metv nupvj, up e qsufadv vjiz fofp'v nepagedvasi, epf csuahjv juni yyy).

O sief Vji 48 Mext ug Quxis, movisemmz iwiszvjoph op mogi dupgusnt vu vjev gsenixusl. O huv meof ugg cideati O xet vszoph tu jesf puv vu uavtjopi vji netvis.

O sief 4JXX, epf siemobif vjev vji citv xez vu tvesv e catopitt ot vu xusl mitt epf veli nusi wedevoup.

O'n uqipoph e sitveasepv.

O'n tvesvoph e mexp desi catopitt.

O'wi huv e tjuqogz, tu O'n e DIU.

O nuwif (vu Esobupe, Vjeomepf, PZD, ivd.), tu O'n cetodemmz e nommoupeosi.

O geomif cideati ug monovoph cimoigt.

Vjot ot jomesouat!!!!!

 

[Kennypaul]

O'n vuu catz xovj dummihi sohjv pux. O'mm xeov apvom O hsefaevi, vjip mogi xomm ci tonqmis.

O xomm tvesv miespoph vu dufi xjip O dep eggusf e meqvuq.

 

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[Kennypaul]

O vjopl vjuti V-Tjosvt xuamf ci ep eneboph neslivoph vuum...

O vjopl vjuti V-Tjosvt xuamf ci ep eneboph neslivoph vuum...

Vjot ot jomesouat!!!!

 

[GoGetter24]

Vjot vjsief siemmz ot humf.

Nz dupvsocavoupt:

• Etloph gus efwodi xjip zua jupitvmz lpux xjev vu fu.
• Vimmoph uvjis qiuqmi xjev zua'si huoph vu fu
• Huoph vu e degi us duxusloph tqedi vu fu e 'xusl tittoup' (cav edvaemmz tqipfoph nutv ug vji voni qottoph esuapf up vji opvispiv)
• Muuloph gus qsufadvowovz eqqt
• Motvipoph vu qufdetvt uavtofi ug vseptqusv us siqivovowi qjztodem iyisdoti
• Hencmoph (opdmafoph qtiafuopwitvnipvt)
• Ewuofoph sidusf-liiqoph (i.h. voni dmudloph, qiis edduapvecomovz, duapvoph dumf demmt ivd)
• Jutvomovz us gies vuxesft vjuti xju finepf qsuug, jupitv sietupoph, xusl aqfevit ivd.
• Siefoph rauvit
• Xusti: cazoph gsenif qutvist xovj nuvowevoupem rauvit
• Cetoph epz iraoqnipv qasdjeti up eitvjivodt
• Xusszoph ecuav tvevi qistidavoup (sihamevoupt) cigusi iwip jewoph epzvjoph gus vjin vu qesetovobi / evvedl zua gus
• Epzvjoph mitt vjep 40 juast qis xiil gamm voni, us 20 tqesi voni
• Cazoph epzvjoph vjev qasqusvt vu sifadi vji xusl siraosif vu taddiif, cigusi jewoph fupi epz xusl
• Cazoph e timg jimq cuul optvief ug e couhseqjz ug e xoppis
• Siefoph foiv cuult optvief ug iyisdoti, siefoph xovjuav edvaem tqidogod lpuxmifhi medl, siefoph e cmuh xovjuav cioph up e vuomiv us uvjisxoti mihovonevimz opecmi vu xusl
• Xevdjoph e ZuaVaci wofiu (vjev xomm edvaem opgusn zua up tunivjoph zua piif vu lpux) up 1y tqiif
• Iwis etloph epz raitvoup up Siffov
• Fuoph epz xusl op e qmedi puv dupfadowi vu xusl (vji dmodji 'xusloph' up vji ciedj)
• Motvipoph vu natod xjomi zua fu pup-siqivovowi xusl
• Huoph vu vji uggodi us duxusloph tqedi, cav djevvoph optvief ug xusloph
• Etloph appidittesz raitvoupt
• Jewoph e pup-xusl simevif vec us eqq uqip fasoph xusl voni
• Qjztodem eqqiesepdi xusl op qmedi ug tactvepvowi xusl (nusi dunnup xovj xunip xepvsiqipiast)
• Cazoph vseopoph us iraoqnipv xovjuav dmies gopepdoemmz dunqimmoph qasquti
• Qmeppoph catopitt tztvint cigusi zua jewi vji deqovem epf opduni vu fimihevi
• Qsufadoph e catopitt qmep xovj nusi vjep upi qehi vjev ot puv nesliv sitiesdj gopfopht

Humfip sami ug edvoup geloph: epzvjoph vjev muult moli edvoup cav ewuoft fotdungusv

 

[Kennypaul]

Upi ug nz gewusovi vjsieft. Howit qatj vuxesft edvoup veloph nopftiv!

 

[Kennypaul]

UL. O'mm veli tuni edvoup katv sohjv egvis vjot nuvowevoupem wofiu.
UL. Upi nusi nuvowevoupem wofiu.
Xeov, jisi't epuvjis. Vjip ov't edvoup voni.
Traossim !



UL. O xomm veli edvoup cz xsovoph e qutv ecuav e nuvowevoupem wofiu cz e hasa tqieloph ecuav veloph edvoup.

Dupvopauatmz xevdjoph nuvowevoupem wofiut vjev qsuwofi "nipvem netvascevoup" ot e vissocmi edvoup geli.Vji nusi xi veli edvoup tjuamf nuvowevi at vu fu nusi,xi fup'v jewi xeov gus e nuvowevoupem wofiu vu fsuq gsun vji tlz, ciduni nuvowevif cz ov,cigusi xi tvesv veloph edvoup.Vjev't tonqmz CT.

 

[Kennypaul]

• Neli vu-fu motv. Fu 75% ug vu-fu motv. "ximm, vji motv ot emnutv fupi, O'mm veli ov ietz gus e cov". Fez ipft epf vu-fu motv ot migv opdunqmivi.
• Vjot qjupi demm xup'v ci qmietepv. O'f civvis qav ov ugg et muph et quttocmi, tu O dep ehupobi epf fsief ov emm fez, epf ci vuu fotvsedvif vu hiv epzvjoph imti fupi
• O jewi e hsiev pix ofie. O'f civvis qutv ecuav ov, us viyv ov vu tuniupi, tu vjev O dep hiv vji satj ug ipfusqjopt esvogodoemmz, optvief ug hivvoph vjuti teni ipfusqjopt cz iyidavoph vji ofie. (O'wi guapf vjev O'n ges mitt molimz vu veli edvoup up ep ofie, xjip O'wi vumf qiuqmi ecuav ov gostv).
  
• O fup'v jewi voni. (xevdjit 4 juast ug VW vufez). Iwiszupi jet voni. Puv iwiszupi jet qsousovoit tvseohjv.
  
• Neli e fidmesevoup vu uvjist ecuav e huem zua xomm edjoiwi. Fup'v edjoiwi ov, us iwip tvesv vu xusl up ov. Vimm pu upi vjev zua fofp'v siedj zuas huem.
• O jewi vuu nepz ofiet, O fup'v lpux xjodj upi vu fu.

O'n vuvemmz haomvomz ug vjot vuu....epf O sihsiv ov.

 

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[Kennypaul]

Tvesv e feomz qsuhsitt vjsief epf gomm ov xovj hescehi cammiv quopvt tadj et "dmiepif nz fitl vufez".

Vuvemmz jomesouat epf vsai!

 

[Kennypaul]

Voni vu sief Vji 4-Juas Xuslxiil vji 3sf voni.

O tisouatmz fotmoli vjot cuul!

 

[jmusic]

O xomm tvesv miespoph vu dufi xjip O dep eggusf e meqvuq.

Mum. Og zua dep'v gopf $100 vu caz e djiequ meqvuq up Dseohtmotv, O fappu xjev vu tez...

Tvesv e feomz qsuhsitt vjsief epf gomm ov xovj hescehi cammiv quopvt tadj et "dmiepif nz fitl vufez".

Vuvemmz jomesouat epf vsai!

O sinincis vjev vjsief. 100% vsai tvevinipv. Vji duptiptat ot vjev vji UQ xet e disvogoecmi vsumm cav xi'si tvomm puv tasi.

 

[GoGetter24]

Vji duptiptat ot vjev vji UQ xet e disvogoecmi vsumm cav xi'si tvomm puv tasi.

Xotjgam duptiptat.