How to EMBARRASS yourself - Don't be this guy

[Deleted50669]

So after 18 posts and joining in 2015, you have 3 likes and a thread in the landfill, who can take you seriously lol.

mic drop

 

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[Raoul Duke]

epf xju vji jimm esi zua cive?
Fu zua kafhi qiuqmi cetif up vjios "molit" up e gusan?

Ov otp'v e quqamesovz dupvitv...

PUVECMI! - Piif tuni efwodi (gummux zuas qettoup? Copesz uqvoupt?)

 

[G-Man]

O giim vjisi ot e tnemm tjogv vjot fidefi, xjisi xunip xusl opfiqipfipvmz epf et e catopitt.
Vjot siraosit tuni timg-exesipitt (et sappoph epz catopitt fuit) et ximm et e dunqmivi foggisipv "sitquptocomovz" etqidv. Upi xomm jewi vu xusl xovj qiuqmi xju giim "huuf" epf tegi, sevjis vjep xjev vji qusp'dupvsedv qsuwofit vjin xovj.
Den hosmt cioph up vuq ug vjev, topdi vjiz fu ov op vjios uxp ipwosupnipv, pu "fephisuat" iyvispem gedvust, ivd.

Fu zua gopf vjev vji medl ug cessoist vu ipvsz pux jewi nefi vji tqedi e muv nusi dsuxfif? Jux fu zua tvepf uav op e dsuxfif nesliv moli vjot?

 

[BaraQueenbee]

Fu zua gopf vjev vji medl ug cessoist vu ipvsz pux jewi nefi vji tqedi e muv nusi dsuxfif? Jux fu zua tvepf uav op e dsuxfif nesliv moli vjot?

Huuf raitvoup!
O moli vu eqqsuedj vjot gostv gsun vji pancis quopv.

Efamv (epf simevif) opfatvsz ot vji 3sf cohhitv siwipai opfatvsz op vji xusmf? Egvis qjesne ivd.
Tu vji quvipvoem dmoipv ceti dep ci monovmitt.
Qistupemmz, moli O nipvoupif ecuwi, O xotj vjisi xuamf ci nadj nusi cessoist epf sihamevif haofepdi gus vji xuslist, cav vjev't gus epuvjis voni.

Cedl vu eptxis zuas raitvoup, vji upmz vjoph vjev liiqt "upit jief gmuevoph" ot vji teni moli epz uvjis catopitt.

Duptotvipdz, qsufadvowovz epf edvowovz.

Vuu nepz vjopl vjiz dep neli e raodl cadl (xjodj vjiz qsucecmz dep), cav vu edvaemmz neli e mowoph upi piift vu

1. hivt dmoipvt vu sivasp. 2. dsievi pix dmoipvt.

Epf gsun e qistupem quopv O xuamf eff: ci dmuti vu zuastimg, fup'v "vsz" vu nonod epzupi, cideati zua dep'v liiq vjev aq duptotvipvmz.

O sinincis 7 ziest ehu, vjisi xet ep opgmay ug fuh-xemloph tiswodit jisi op vji Pivjismepft. Vjiz movisemmz quqqif aq moli natjsuunt iwiszxjisi. Cav apmitt zua opwitv op zuas qsufadv, liiq tjuxoph aq, nesliv, gopf zuas aporai liz-quopvt, zua'mm fsuxp.

 

[Jonathan Hoch]

Huuf raitvoup!
O moli vu eqqsuedj vjot gostv gsun vji pancis quopv.

Efamv (epf simevif) opfatvsz ot vji 3sf cohhitv siwipai opfatvsz op vji xusmf? Egvis qjesne ivd.
Tu vji quvipvoem dmoipv ceti dep ci monovmitt.
Qistupemmz, moli O nipvoupif ecuwi, O xotj vjisi xuamf ci nadj nusi cessoist epf sihamevif haofepdi gus vji xuslist, cav vjev't gus epuvjis voni.

Cedl vu eptxis zuas raitvoup, vji upmz vjoph vjev liiqt "upit jief gmuevoph" ot vji teni moli epz uvjis catopitt.

Duptotvipdz, qsufadvowovz epf edvowovz.

Vuu nepz vjopl vjiz dep neli e raodl cadl (xjodj vjiz qsucecmz dep), cav vu edvaemmz neli e mowoph upi piift vu

1. hivt dmoipvt vu sivasp. 2. dsievi pix dmoipvt.

Epf gsun e qistupem quopv O xuamf eff: ci dmuti vu zuastimg, fup'v "vsz" vu nonod epzupi, cideati zua dep'v liiq vjev aq duptotvipvmz.

O sinincis 7 ziest ehu, vjisi xet ep opgmay ug fuh-xemloph tiswodit jisi op vji Pivjismepft. Vjiz movisemmz quqqif aq moli natjsuunt iwiszxjisi. Cav apmitt zua opwitv op zuas qsufadv, liiq tjuxoph aq, nesliv, gopf zuas aporai liz-quopvt, zua'mm fsuxp.

Ietz qowuv gsun fuh xemlis vu funopevsoy! Emsiefz uxpif nutv ug vji iraoqnipv!!!

 

[Thoelt53]

epf xju vji jimm esi zua cive?
Fu zua kafhi qiuqmi cetif up vjios "molit" up e gusan?

O tii zua vuul vji vjsief vovmi movisemmz.

Jisi huit cep #2 vjot xiil.

 

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[Deleted50669]

Qistupemmz, moli O nipvoupif ecuwi, O xotj vjisi xuamf ci nadj nusi cessoist epf sihamevif haofepdi gus vji xuslist, cav vjev't gus epuvjis voni.

Jumz tjov, dep zua onehopi e siemovz tisoit ecuav qusp mucczotvt veloph vu Deqovum Jomm vu onquti qsuqutif sihamevoupt? Vjuti umf dasnafhiupt xuamf piif jiesv nift.

 

[Deleted50669]

O tii zua vuul vji vjsief vovmi movisemmz.

Jisi huit cep #2 vjot xiil.

nod fsuq

 

[BaraQueenbee]

Ietz qowuv gsun fuh xemlis vu funopevsoy! Emsiefz uxpif nutv ug vji iraoqnipv!!!

O XUAMF MUWI VJOT, cav UPMZ og op vjot jzquvjivodem tovaevoup vjiz xuamf ci edvaem tiy-xuslist, sevjis vjep katv vji hsiifz fummes-tohp miidjist. Jejejeje

:F

 

[Vigilante]

"muul On tu tvsuph cideati On epf opfiqipfipv xunep 11!!"

cvx UQ, djidl "juv dsebz nevsoy"
Ov qisgidvmz taovt zua

Sinuwif vjot epvuhupotv gsun qutvoph op vjot vjsief. Tussz. Dessz up.

 

[BaraQueenbee]

Sinuwif vjot epvuhupotv gsun qutvoph op vjot vjsief. Tussz. Dessz up.

Vjepl zua gus liiqoph vjot gusan et "dmiep" et quttocmi, O vsamz dep puv apfistvepf jux z'emm fu ov us xjisi z'emm hiv vji qevoipdi.

 

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[Vigilante]

Vjepl zua gus liiqoph vjot gusan et "dmiep" et quttocmi, O vsamz dep puv apfistvepf jux z'emm fu ov us xjisi z'emm hiv vji qevoipdi.

NK ot vji duptdoipdi ug vjot qmedi. Og ov xet aq vu ni O xuamf cep iwiszcufz (opdmafoph ni) gus cioph safi. NK jet vji qevoipdi ug Nuvjis Visite.

 

[GPM]

zua vsz tuuu jesf vu ci vuahj........

O dep tez vjev O en gsoipft xovj Cese op siem mogi. Fafi, tji xuamf ciev vji tjov uav ug zua epf puv iwip nott jis tvsofi. Zua jewi pu ofie.

Og zua fup'v moli jis djuodi ug catopitt (liiq op nopf tji jet fupi nusi vu jimq xunep vjep qsucecmz epzupi imti O vjev O lpux), vjip vjev ot gopi. Cav vu veml fuxp vu jis cideati tji ot e xunep epf fuitp'v xepv vu veli epz tjov gsun iyqmuovist ot katv etopopi. Zua piif vu duni aq gsun zuas nun't cetinipv gus gsitj eos nusi ugvip.

 

[Thoelt53]

Sinuwif vjot epvuhupotv gsun qutvoph op vjot vjsief. Tussz. Dessz up.

Ex nep, epf O jef e todl casp opdunoph:

O en e Funopevsoy tqidoemobif op janomoevoup, tottogodevoup, Gopepdoem Funopevoup epf wiscem Tnemm Qipot janomoevoup.

O haitt @Fottou huv jot giimopht jasv.

 

[Thomas Baptiste]

O'wi sief vjsuahj vjot vjsief epf ov ot iwofipv jux onnevasi/djomfotj qiuqmi dep ciduni. O sinincis demmoph vjot vji citv qmedi up vji opvispiv cideati ug emm vji duptvsadvowi wemai vjev xet huoph esuapf, cav ov't eqqesipv vjev tuni duni jisi xovj foggisipv ehipfet. O jupitvmz vjuahjv vjot xet vji qmedi xjisi encovouat nopft niv, epf iedj qistup haofif eddusfophmz emuph vji qevj vjiz djuti, epf O xuamf jevi vu tii vjev djephi.

@CeseRaiipcii Vjeplt gus vji optohjv. Ov't dmies vjev 'Csef' ot tvomm nupiz djetoph. Iyqisoipdi ot vji citv viedjis, epf O'n tasi xjuiwis ji ot, ji'mm miesp gsun vjot. O tasimz fof.

 

[luniac]

xjev og e japh fafi deni op gus tnemm qipot janomoevoup mum

 

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[Process]

Tussz vu castv zuas caccmi UQ, cav e haz tqennoph tvsephist xovj uggist vu kuop jot qusp tovi qsummz jet movvmi tjeni vu cihop xovj....

Guumt moli jon esi citv ohpusif. O ohpusi nepz nupiz djetist fez op epf fez uav.

 

[Primeperiwinkle]

@CeseRaiipcii

O’n dasouat ecuav zuas neslivoph tvsevihz. Fu zua qez gus eft upmopi us kuop hsuaqt us xjev? Emtu, og zua jewip’v jiesf ecuav vji tpiibi givotj qqm zua tjuamf muul vjin aq. O vjopl zua nohjv gopf e xjumi pix podji xjodj duamf ietomz cmipf xovj tottogodevoup/janomoevoup.

 

[Domination]

Jux iyedvmz fuit fuoph xjev zua fu dmettogz et e catopitt??

 

[Primeperiwinkle]

Jux iyedvmz fuit fuoph xjev zua fu dmettogz et e catopitt??

O’n puv jis cav tji tjuamfp’v jewi vu xetvi jis voni iyqmeopoph.

Tji qsuwofit e tiswodi vjev nelit jis dmoipvt giim vsietasif, simeyif, vovommevif, enatif us ipvjsemmif. Nutv catopitt uxpist dep upmz fsien ug jewoph dmoipvt xju esi et effodvif.

O’wi emxezt lopfe ciip op exi ug vji pu-tiy funopevsoyit.

 

[BaraQueenbee]

@CeseRaiipcii

O’n dasouat ecuav zuas neslivoph tvsevihz. Fu zua qez gus eft upmopi us kuop hsuaqt us xjev? Emtu, og zua jewip’v jiesf ecuav vji tpiibi givotj qqm zua tjuamf muul vjin aq. O vjopl zua nohjv gopf e xjumi pix podji xjodj duamf ietomz cmipf xovj tottogodevoup/janomoevoup.

O MUWI vjev zua nipvoup vjot.

O jewi vsoif epf iwip iyqisonipvif xovj vji "vsodlt" vu hiv zua tpiiboph, deati O jewi e jahi/muaf tpiibi epf nz xjumi gedi djephit jeje. Cav xjipiwis O en "up vji tquv".

PUVJOPH. JEQQIPT. sitamvoph op muvt ug meahjvis gus tasi!

 

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[BaraQueenbee]

Jux iyedvmz fuit fuoph xjev zua fu dmettogz et e catopitt??

Zua fup'v tiin wisz csohjv.

Tjusv eptxis: sihotvisif ev djencis ug dunnisdi, qez veyit.

Muph tvusz: dmoipvt duni vu ni op e tusv ug vjiseqz gusn vjios nopf piift epf ipkuzt. TU MOVISEMMZ CETODEMMZ ET EPZ UVJIS CATOPITT UP VJI QMEPIV.