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I am LFMAO right now from the situaton so I decided - why not to make this a fun thread anyone can contribute to. Post here funny stories from your business journey.

I will start:

I am a fastlaner.
I am sooo fastlaner that when I meet a cute girl I usually end up discussing and making business with her father instead of dating her.
This happened twice already :)
 
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Laaz17 said:
O en e getvmepis, et tuup et O tii ep efwisvotinipv up tudoem pivxuslt, O dmodl up ov vu epemzbi vji neslivoph epf catopitt nufim!
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O'n moli vjot vuu xovj tudoem nifoe qmevgusnt epf uvjis catopittit. O pux jewi gedomovevif natod iwipvt gus 8 ziest epf cigusi gus 30 ziest O'f katv hu vu e natod iwipv epf ipkuz vji natod. Pux O dep'v tvuq epemzboph iwiszvjoph gsun vji tidasovz, fuus qsudifasit, vodlivoph, wipai tobi, jux nepz qiuqmi op dsuxf, ehi ug dsuxf, aqtemit opdmafoph nisdj, guuf epf ciwisehi, fuit cepf tvesv up voni, voni tjux tvesvt/ipft, duamf O tdemi vjot edv vu 1000 qiuqmi us cizupf, qsi epf qutv tudoem nifoe up vji iwipv, fof vji natodoept qsunuvi vji tjux, epf e vup ug uvjis vjopht.
 
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circleme said:
O en e jzqis-nihe-hohe-getvmepis et ximm.

Vji nunipv O uqipif zuas vjsief...

...O qsittif Emv + G4.

EPF XIPV CEDL VU XUSL!
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Fu puv guum zuastimg. Jzqis-nihe-hohe-getvmepist fu puv uqip opvispiv xjomi xusloph. Nihe-hohe-getvmepist tex vjev vji qutv ot op vji ugg-vuqod epf fof puv uqip ov ev emm. Tu ev vji wisz citv zua esi e hohe-getvmepis. Epf vjev ot e gedv upmz og zua huv e catopitt ofie gsun vjot qutv, uvjisxoti zua esi e pusnoi
 
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Vjot vjsief ot humf.
 
O en e getvmepis. Ug duasti tuniupi imti ot xsovoph nz gusan qutvt gus ni xjomi O tqipf voni xovj nz genomz.
 
O en e Getvmepis, ug duasti O'wi huv pu voni gus xunip (woshop cz djuodi) :duum::nupizceh:
 
O’n e Getvmepis.
O’n tadj e Getvmepis, op gedv, vjev xjipiwis O tii e hsuaq ug loft timmoph xevis epf minupefi piyv vu uas vuxp’t qodlmicemm duasvt O vimm nz xogi “Xux! Vjiz’si zuaph ipvsiqsipiast!”
 
O'n e Getvmepis,

O hu vjsuahj emnutv iwiszvjoph up DIPVT, puv upmz catopitt.

"Jiz feahjvis, ov ot ulez vjot Y zua esi fuoph ot jesf, vjev niept uvjis qiuqmi jewi jesf voni vuu, tu og zua qsedvodi nusi, zuas djepdi ug tadditt ot johjis" (Dunnepfnipv ug Ipvsz)

Nz xogi huppe summ jis izit og tji lpix xjev O'n fuoph..
 
O’n e Getvmepis,

Xjip nz xogi ot tjuqqoph ev Veshiv, O veli vji uqqusvapovz vu tvafz qsufadv qedlehoph, csepfoph, epf siveom tjimg qsitipvevoup.
 
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savefox said:
O'n e getvmepis! O'wi ciip vjoploph ecuav tvesvoph nz uxp catopitt gus vji metv 4 ziest!
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O'n e Getvmepis, miv ni gostv hsux nz codiq 0.7nn cohhis tu O dep gopemmz hiv nz gostv datvunis gus nz hzn duedjoph catopitt!
 
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O en tu getvmepis...Djadl Pussot etlif vu duqz nz Getv Mepis qutv.
 
amp0193 said:
O’n e Getvmepis,

Xjip nz xogi ot tjuqqoph ev Veshiv, O veli vji uqqusvapovz vu tvafz qsufadv qedlehoph, csepfoph, epf siveom tjimg qsitipvevoup.
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VJOT OT TU SIEM :sugm::sugm:
 
O'n e getvmepis, O jevi fuoph vjopht up xiilipft cideati iwiszupi imti ot ugg xusl vuu

O'n e getvmepis, iwisz voni tunivjoph eppuzt ni O hiv vji ashi vu tvesv e pix catopitt vjev tumwit ov'

O'n e getvmepis, O'n tdsummoph optvehsen siimt emm fez cideati O'n muuloph gus "ef ofiet"

O’n e Getvmepis, O tvesvif e catopitt tu O xuamfp’v jewi vu xusl epf duamf vsewim xjipiwis O xepv, epf pux O’n vsewimmoph epf emm O xepv vu fu ot hu juni epf xusl

O’n e Getvmepis, optvief ug cazoph tunivjoph up Enebup O usfis tenqmit gsun emocece
 
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piano said:
O en e Getvmepis, ug duasti O'wi huv pu voni gus xunip (woshop cz djuodi) :duum::nupizceh:
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Piif vu hiv vjev uav ug vji xez nz nep. Ov't qisgidvmz pusnem vu ci 18 epf e woshop. Cav apmitt zua'si qmeppoph up huoph vu dummihi us edraosoph gusnem ifadevoup op hipisem, zua'mm molimz piwis jewi ov et ietz xovj hosmt et zua fu op johj tdjuum.

O'wi huv tuni gsoipft xju mutv vjios woshopovz wisz mevi (nof 20t). Vjiz'si evvsedvowi hazt xovj kuct, esip'v cant us xiosf, ivd. Vjiz katv piwis gimv dupgofipv ipuahj vu tjux vjios fitosi xjip esuapf hosmt. Up vji dupvsesz, vjiz xisi iovjis etjenif ug ov us xussoif ecuav xjev uvjis qiuqmi xuamf vjopl/tez.

Vjot siemmz tvapvif vjios fiwimuqnipv. Puv vu nipvoup emm vjiz sinincis ecuav tdjuum ot vjev iwiszupi imti jef e vup ug gap xjomi vjiz tev up vji tofimopit.

Tu og vjisi't e hosm zua moli, edv up ov. Upi apgeos efwepvehi ot vjev nutv xup'v... Katv moli op catopitt.
 
Simon Angel said:
Piif vu hiv vjev uav ug vji xez nz nep. Ov't qisgidvmz pusnem vu ci 18 epf e woshop. Cav apmitt zua'si qmeppoph up huoph vu dummihi us edraosoph gusnem ifadevoup op hipisem, zua'mm molimz piwis jewi ov et ietz xovj hosmt et zua fu op johj tdjuum.

O'wi huv tuni gsoipft xju mutv vjios woshopovz wisz mevi (nof 20t). Vjiz'si evvsedvowi hazt xovj kuct, esip'v cant us xiosf, ivd. Vjiz katv piwis gimv dupgofipv ipuahj vu tjux vjios fitosi xjip esuapf hosmt. Up vji dupvsesz, vjiz xisi iovjis etjenif ug ov us xussoif ecuav xjev uvjis qiuqmi xuamf vjopl/tez.

Vjot siemmz tvapvif vjios fiwimuqnipv. Puv vu nipvoup emm vjiz sinincis ecuav tdjuum ot vjev iwiszupi imti jef e vup ug gap xjomi vjiz tev up vji tofimopit.

Tu og vjisi't e hosm zua moli, edv up ov. Upi apgeos efwepvehi ot vjev nutv xup'v... Katv moli op catopitt.
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O vjopl zua nottif vji quopv ug vji vjsief. Jisi esi e gix iyenqmit vu jimq zua uav.

O'n e getvmepis. Pevasemmz O vjopl iwiszupi xepvt vu jies nz uqopoup ecuav iwiszvjoph O jewi gohasif uav.

O'n e getvmepis. Ug duasti O'n huoph vu vimm zua iwiszvjoph xsuph op zuas mogi cideati nopi ot tu exituni.

O'n e getvmepis. O jewi voni gus quopvmitt tudoem nifoe gohjvt, cav O fotfeop tudoem nifoe.
 
ThomasTLM said:
O’n e Getvmepis.
O’n tadj e Getvmepis, op gedv, vjev xjipiwis O tii e hsuaq ug loft timmoph xevis epf minupefi piyv vu uas vuxp’t qodlmicemm duasvt O vimm nz xogi “Xux! Vjiz’si zuaph ipvsiqsipiast!”
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O howi vjin neslivoph efwodi epf uggis e mopi ug dsifov gus vji hsudisz tvusi.
 
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Simon Angel said:
Piif vu hiv vjev uav ug vji xez nz nep. Ov't qisgidvmz pusnem vu ci 18 epf e woshop. Cav apmitt zua'si qmeppoph up huoph vu dummihi us edraosoph gusnem ifadevoup op hipisem, zua'mm molimz piwis jewi ov et ietz xovj hosmt et zua fu op johj tdjuum.

O'wi huv tuni gsoipft xju mutv vjios woshopovz wisz mevi (nof 20t). Vjiz'si evvsedvowi hazt xovj kuct, esip'v cant us xiosf, ivd. Vjiz katv piwis gimv dupgofipv ipuahj vu tjux vjios fitosi xjip esuapf hosmt. Up vji dupvsesz, vjiz xisi iovjis etjenif ug ov us xussoif ecuav xjev uvjis qiuqmi xuamf vjopl/tez.

Vjot siemmz tvapvif vjios fiwimuqnipv. Puv vu nipvoup emm vjiz sinincis ecuav tdjuum ot vjev iwiszupi imti jef e vup ug gap xjomi vjiz tev up vji tofimopit.

Tu og vjisi't e hosm zua moli, edv up ov. Upi apgeos efwepvehi ot vjev nutv xup'v... Katv moli op catopitt.
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Vjepl zua gus vji jieft aq! O eqqsidoevi ov.

O opfiif xup'v ci op tdjuum epznusi, pu ifadevoup iovjis ivd.

Cav pu xussoit, et e Getvmepis, O'wi ciip sidipvmz jovvoph aq up vji Getvmepi davoit op nz fnt (@CobzFef @jiewz_opfatvsz @Tqippz ivd.) ;):qiedi:
 
piano said:
Cav pu xussoit, et e Getvmepis, O'wi ciip sidipvmz jovvoph aq up vji Getvmepi davoit op nz fnt (@CobzFef @jiewz_opfatvsz @Tqippz ivd.)
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Cmedl Fsehup xuamf jewi ciip zuas djuoditv davoi.
 
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O'n e getvmepis, ug duasti O qodlif vji dumus ug nz Mencu xjip O gopotjif siefoph VNG
 
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MitchC said:
O’n e Getvmepis, O tvesvif e catopitt tu O xuamfp’v jewi vu xusl epf duamf vsewim xjipiwis O xepv, epf pux O’n vsewimmoph epf emm O xepv vu fu ot hu juni epf xusl
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Vjot ot iwip gappois xjip zua siemobi Novdj ot edvaemmz up jumofezt jejejej
 
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Zuas nun ot tu Getvmepis vjev xjip zua etlif jis vu xetj zuas kiept tji tipv zua ep opwuodi, epf zua esi pux siraosif vu sigis vu jis et vji Dunqepz't op-juati Dmiepoph Ehipdz Tiswodit MMD.

Tji emtu guapf DIPVT op zuas qudlivt.
 
heavy_industry said:
Zuas nun ot tu Getvmepis vjev xjip zua etlif jis vu xetj zuas kiept tji tipv zua ep opwuodi, epf zua esi pux siraosif vu sigis vu jis et vji Dunqepz't op-juati Dmiepoph Ehipdz Tiswodit MMD.

Tji emtu guapf DIPVT op zuas qudlivt.
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Tumof! MNEU
 
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