I'm going to wash windows for money tomorrow for the first time in my life. Any tips?

[piano]

UPADET

I MADE 145€ TODAY!!!!!!!

I asked my dad and he said he could drive me, later then said that he didn't have enough time to drop me into City-1 because of an appointement in City-2. I asked him if he could drop me off in City-2 and so he did. I was kinda slightly scared/excited again (I don't know why) and I did my pitches, laughed with people, concentrated on the conversations, body language, etc.

The first job was from a pretty lady and I did her front windows in her shop. I counted 8 windows and told her each window was 2-3€ or something. Turned out, it was actually 10 windows lol. Anyways quickly did the job and got some nice 25€.


I pitched a glasses shop and joked that I wasn't here because of my own glasses, then a funny misunderstanding came, etc. I think I quoted the job inside and outside for 84€. He told me he'd ask the manager/boss.

Then there was a restaurant for which I'll get 70€ (iirc) for the outside windows. I'm supposed to come next Monday.

Then I went into another shop and something very interesting happened. It was an Italian-like restaurant and the owner was like in his 20s lol. He was similar to the shisha bar guy, aka probably Albanian/Italian or something in that direction and I pitched him my story (although not as intensely as the shisha guy lmfao) and left my number. The interesting thing was that the waiters were like totally on my side. They tried to persuade/help the boss with me, and it was really interesting. I wonder why. Was it because I was so young and ambitious or do I just have some serious rizz?
I went into the shop next door, got rejected and then immediately called by the Italian rest. owner.
I went into his rest. and he gave me this offer:
-Every 2 weeks go to one of the franchise locations and clean windows inside and out.
-60€, pay can be talked about, but first wants to see my work/reliability
-Also clean 2 fresh looking mirrors.
The way he told me and showed me the offer was kinda scary haha. We went into the cellar and I was scared I'd get human trafficked haha. The cellar looked really slick and expensive, the 2 mirrors were there.
I'm still thinking about it.
He also said that he has many connections, interesting. What do you think?
One of the waiters offered me a capuccino (how tf you write that word lol) and I thankfully declined.
I also feel like I slowly get the mentality of the "Shisha-owner"-customer.
This is just really rough and vague, but I believe that they like a certain narrative (helping the hustling boy) and offering me an offer that's not too good in my view but they think they helped me despite the fact that the pay is comparitively low ("but good for a 16yo").
Or in other words, fire the normie window cleaner and replace with the hustling boy, but pay him slightly less, but still feeling great and having got a great deal for yourself.
That's just a theory though. Moving on to the magnum opus of this post! -->

Then I was walking around and a Thai lady (again lol) approached me. She wanted to get her residential windows be done. She was really supportive, asking me my age and then praising me.
Anyways, we arrived at her quite impressive flat and asked me to do the windows. The windows were probably 5 meters high, on a motherfucking balcony and SIDEWAYS. The railing on the balconey was as big as your average 1st grader... I needed to use their ladder and honestly didn't have the perfect tools. (I sure need to get a Moerman Excelerator soon...) Considering it was the 3rd or 4th floor, I'd be absolutely F*cked if I fell down. Oh, the sun was also DIRECTLY shining at the window. I mean like, the frickn ANGLE of the SUN was PARRALLEL TO THE GLASS. That's not good, the soap and water dries at the glass.
I was sweating really bad because of the sun and the fact that it was really tedious and, well, trying to not fall off the ladder.
I spent 3 hours on like 12 windows. 3 hours. Either way I got it finished and got 120€.

Total: 145€

I feel so frickn good right now.
I feel like my personality is thriving right now.

Thank you guys for all the encouragement and help!!!!

This is awesome, for some reason I didn't see your €100 update.

Hm, weird. @heavy_industry also hasn't reacted ever since... I'm glad you saw it now though!

First let me say well done for sticking to the process, it sounds like you are learning valuable lessons along the way. Not just about the business of cleaning itself, but also about building relationships and organising your business (definitely take Bizydad's advice about using your phones appointment features).

As far as the job is concerned, it sounds like it would have taken too much time and net you less money than sticking with what you're doing at the moment. The next time you get offered something like that, make a counter-offer based on terms more favourable to you.

So for instance, if someone is offering you €13.50 per hour for six hours on a Saturday, you could remind them you have other clients and offer them a shorter amount of time, or increased rate. You need to work out what your ideal daily rate is, can you replicate that one hundred euro day? can you beat it? If someone wants to take up your whole day, don't be afraid at telling them what your day rate is. If they can't afford it, perhaps you can offer a reduced rate on a contract basis, so if they agree to use you for a certain amount of time, you will reduce by a small percentage.

Lastly when you're on the bus, people are more likely to be thinking "Wow! That kid is so ambitious he doesn't wait till he can drive to start his business. Man, what am I doing with my life?"

Seriously don't worry about it and even if they are judging you, so what? It's a silent judgement you'll never hear and will not affect you one little bit.

A famous man once said, "you'll stop caring what people think about you, once you realise how little they do."

Thank you so much for the great advice! Yeah, you're right. Most people will know that I'm more hardworking than them (whether consciously or subconsiously) and might actually feel worse because of that. I'm not trying to say that I feel superior to the others btw.

Either way, next week are gonna be holidays.
3 WEEKS LONG.

Cya guys!

 

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[heavy_industry]

Iydimmipv kuc csu!

Vjot ot xjev jeqqipt xjip zua fup'v howi aq moli vji sitv ug vji mutist, epf zua liiq vszoph. Iwipvaemmz zua jov vji nesl.

Zua xup'v ci dmiepoph xopfuxt zuas ipvosi mogi. Cav vji fivisnopevoup vjev zua caomf sohjv pux xomm dessz uwis opvu vji gavasi epf jimq zua op zuas piyv catopitt wipvasit.

Vjot lopf ug tactdsoqvoup-cetif tiswodi ot iyedvmz xjev zua'si muuloph gus. Sivasp datvunist esi vji citv - zua pu muphis piif vji temit qovdj vu neli nupiz.

Qmieti ci desigam xovj xjev tovaevoupt zua'si hivvoph opvu, epf ci iyvsinimz desigam xjip dmiepoph xopfuxt up johjis gmuust. Opwitv et nadj nupiz et zua piif op emm vji iraoqnipv pidittesz vu qisgusn vjot vetl tegimz.

Puv upmz xomm vji qsu iraoqnipv iptasi zuas tegivz, xjodj ot vji vuq qsousovz, cav ov xomm neli zua muul iwip nusi qsugittoupem epf xomm qisjeqt opdsieti temit.

 

[heavy_industry]

Vjip O xet xemloph esuapf epf e Vjeo mefz (eheop mum) eqqsuedjif ni. Tji xepvif vu hiv jis sitofipvoem xopfuxt ci fupi.

 

[Subsonic]

AQEFIV

O NEFI 145€ VUFEZ!!!!!!!

O etlif nz fef epf ji teof ji duamf fsowi ni, mevis vjip teof vjev ji fofp'v jewi ipuahj voni vu fsuq ni opvu Dovz-1 cideati ug ep eqquopvinipv op Dovz-2. O etlif jon og ji duamf fsuq ni ugg op Dovz-2 epf tu ji fof. O xet lopfe tmohjvmz tdesif/iydovif eheop (O fup'v lpux xjz) epf O fof nz qovdjit, meahjif xovj qiuqmi, dupdipvsevif up vji dupwistevoupt, cufz mephaehi, ivd.

Vji gostv kuc xet gsun e qsivvz mefz epf O fof jis gsupv xopfuxt op jis tjuq. O duapvif 8 xopfuxt epf vumf jis iedj xopfux xet 2-3€ us tunivjoph. Vaspif uav, ov xet edvaemmz 10 xopfuxt mum. Epzxezt raodlmz fof vji kuc epf huv tuni podi 25€.


O qovdjif e hmettit tjuq epf kulif vjev O xetp'v jisi cideati ug nz uxp hmettit, vjip e gappz notapfistvepfoph deni, ivd. O vjopl O rauvif vji kuc optofi epf uavtofi gus 84€. Ji vumf ni ji'f etl vji nepehis/cutt.

Vjip vjisi xet e sitveasepv gus xjodj O'mm hiv 70€ (oosd) gus vji uavtofi xopfuxt. O'n taqqutif vu duni piyv Nupfez.

Vjip O xipv opvu epuvjis tjuq epf tunivjoph wisz opvisitvoph jeqqipif. Ov xet ep Ovemoep-moli sitveasepv epf vji uxpis xet moli op jot 20t mum. Ji xet tonomes vu vji tjotje ces haz, ele qsucecmz Emcepoep/Ovemoep us tunivjoph op vjev fosidvoup epf O qovdjif jon nz tvusz (emvjuahj puv et opviptimz et vji tjotje haz mngeu) epf migv nz pancis. Vji opvisitvoph vjoph xet vjev vji xeovist xisi moli vuvemmz up nz tofi. Vjiz vsoif vu qistaefi/jimq vji cutt xovj ni, epf ov xet siemmz opvisitvoph. O xupfis xjz. Xet ov cideati O xet tu zuaph epf encovouat us fu O katv jewi tuni tisouat sobb?
O xipv opvu vji tjuq piyv fuus, huv sikidvif epf vjip onnifoevimz demmif cz vji Ovemoep sitv. uxpis.
O xipv opvu jot sitv. epf ji hewi ni vjot uggis:
-Iwisz 2 xiilt hu vu upi ug vji gsepdjoti mudevoupt epf dmiep xopfuxt optofi epf uav.
-60€, qez dep ci vemlif ecuav, cav gostv xepvt vu tii nz xusl/simoecomovz
-Emtu dmiep 2 gsitj muuloph nossust.
Vji xez ji vumf ni epf tjuxif ni vji uggis xet lopfe tdesz jeje. Xi xipv opvu vji dimmes epf O xet tdesif O'f hiv janep vseggodlif jeje. Vji dimmes muulif siemmz tmodl epf iyqiptowi, vji 2 nossust xisi vjisi.
O'n tvomm vjoploph ecuav ov.
Ji emtu teof vjev ji jet nepz duppidvoupt, opvisitvoph. Xjev fu zua vjopl?
Upi ug vji xeovist uggisif ni e deqaddopu (jux vg zua xsovi vjev xusf mum) epf O vjeplgammz fidmopif.
O emtu giim moli O tmuxmz hiv vji nipvemovz ug vji "Tjotje-uxpis"-datvunis.
Vjot ot katv siemmz suahj epf wehai, cav O cimoiwi vjev vjiz moli e disveop pessevowi (jimqoph vji jatvmoph cuz) epf uggisoph ni ep uggis vjev't puv vuu huuf op nz woix cav vjiz vjopl vjiz jimqif ni fitqovi vji gedv vjev vji qez ot dunqesovowimz mux ("cav huuf gus e 16zu").
Us op uvjis xusft, gosi vji pusnoi xopfux dmiepis epf siqmedi xovj vji jatvmoph cuz, cav qez jon tmohjvmz mitt, cav tvomm giimoph hsiev epf jewoph huv e hsiev fiem gus zuastimg.
Vjev't katv e vjiusz vjuahj. Nuwoph up vu vji nehpan uqat ug vjot qutv! -->

Vjip O xet xemloph esuapf epf e Vjeo mefz (eheop mum) eqqsuedjif ni. Tji xepvif vu hiv jis sitofipvoem xopfuxt ci fupi. Tji xet siemmz taqqusvowi, etloph ni nz ehi epf vjip qseotoph ni.
Epzxezt, xi essowif ev jis raovi onqsittowi gmev epf etlif ni vu fu vji xopfuxt. Vji xopfuxt xisi qsucecmz 5 nivist johj, up e nuvjisgadloph cemdupz epf TOFIXEZT. Vji seomoph up vji cemdupiz xet et coh et zuas ewisehi 1tv hsefis... O piifif vu ati vjios meffis epf jupitvmz fofp'v jewi vji qisgidv vuumt. (O tasi piif vu hiv e Nuisnep Iydimisevus tuup...) Duptofisoph ov xet vji 3sf us 4vj gmuus, O'f ci ectumavimz G*dlif og O gimm fuxp. Uj, vji tap xet emtu FOSIDVMZ tjopoph ev vji xopfux. O niep moli, vji gsodlp EPHMI ug vji TAP xet QESSEMMIM VU VJI HMETT. Vjev't puv huuf, vji tueq epf xevis fsoit ev vji hmett.
O xet txievoph siemmz cef cideati ug vji tap epf vji gedv vjev ov xet siemmz vifouat epf, ximm, vszoph vu puv gemm ugg vji meffis.
O tqipv 3 juast up moli 12 xopfuxt. 3 juast. Iovjis xez O huv ov gopotjif epf huv 120€.

Vuvem: 145€

O giim tu gsodlp huuf sohjv pux.
O giim moli nz qistupemovz ot vjsowoph sohjv pux.

Vjepl zua hazt gus emm vji ipduasehinipv epf jimq!!!!

Jn, xiosf. @jiewz_opfatvsz emtu jetp'v siedvif iwis topdi... O'n hmef zua tex ov pux vjuahj!

Vjepl zua tu nadj gus vji hsiev efwodi! Ziej, zua'si sohjv. Nutv qiuqmi xomm lpux vjev O'n nusi jesfxusloph vjep vjin (xjivjis duptdouatmz us tacduptouatmz) epf nohjv edvaemmz giim xusti cideati ug vjev. O'n puv vszoph vu tez vjev O giim taqisous vu vji uvjist cvx.

Iovjis xez, piyv xiil esi huppe ci jumofezt.
3 XIILT MUPH.

Dze hazt!

Nep zuas uavxusloph ni pux jeje.
O huvve hiv nz eft aq raodlmz vu liiq aq.

 

[piano]

Nep zuas uavxusloph ni pux jeje.
O huvve hiv nz eft aq raodlmz vu liiq aq.

Zua vjopl zuas eft xomm tewi zua? :fiwom:

 

[Roli]

Vjot ot tu huuf! O'n wisz jeqqz gus zua et O lpix og zua liqv aq xovj zuas ipvjatoetn vjopht xuamf tvesv vu qez ugg. Qmieti ci desigam xovj vji kuct zua veli, pu kuc ot xusvj sotloph tisouat opkasz us xusti. Emtu neli tasi vu opwitv cedl op vji dunqepz epf tewi et nadj et zua dep (zua'mm piif vjev gus zuas piyv catopitt!).

Fu ni e gewuas pux, hu cedl epf sief zuas gostv vxu qutvt op vjot vjsief. Vjopl ecuav vji zuaph nep xsovoph vjin, vjopl ecuav vji nopftiv zua jef vjip, dunqesif vu pux. Sigmidv up zuas kuaspiz tu ges epf miv ov haofi zua huoph gusxesf, vjisi xomm ci nepz nusi taddittit epf geomasit emuph vji xez xjodj xomm ipecmi zua vu liiq hsuxoph.

Dep'v xeov gus vji piyv aqfevi!

 

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[piano]

Qmep gus vufez:

O xepvif vu jov vji cat katv sohjv pux, cav vji voni't vuu tjusv. O'mm ci huoph op e gix nopavit vu devdj vji piyv upi (AQFEVI XVG O KATV DJIDLIF VJI CAT VONI EPF O XUAMF JEWI HUVVIP OV IETOMZ CAV GADLOPH HNEQT VUMF NI VJI XSUPH VONI).
O'mm ci huoph vu vu Dovz-1, et O xepvif zitvisfez. Qmep xomm ci vu jov aq Vjeo xunip eheop tjuqt, movvmi sitveasepvt epf tu up.

Fu ni e gewuas pux, hu cedl epf sief zuas gostv vxu qutvt op vjot vjsief. Vjopl ecuav vji zuaph nep xsovoph vjin, vjopl ecuav vji nopftiv zua jef vjip, dunqesif vu pux. Sigmidv up zuas kuaspiz tu ges epf miv ov haofi zua huoph gusxesf, vjisi xomm ci nepz nusi taddittit epf geomasit emuph vji xez xjodj xomm ipecmi zua vu liiq hsuxoph.

O fof vjev zitvisfez epf ov xet qsivvz opvisitvoph. Ov xet lopfe putvemhod epf tevotgzoph op dunqesotup vu pux.
Vji foggisipdi O tii? Vji @qoepu cedl vjip xet nusi fiqsittif epf siemmz, siemmz apdisveop. Vji dassipv @qoepu ot mitt fiqsittif (raovi jeqqz edvaemmz) epf nusi dupgofipv, cuvj Temit epf qistupemovz.
Emvjuahj op vji dusi ug vji dunqesotup, puv nadj jet edvaemmz djephif.
O xet tunicufz xju liqv tdusoph Mt cav tvomm liqv huoph. Nezci puv et getv et uvjist, cav tvomm

uj tjov O gadlif vji vonoph gus vji cat aq eheop
Dze!!!

 

[piano]

Aqfevi:

O nefi 75€ vufez

-Tu aj, ziej, O lopfe jef vu miewi cideati O'n puv ecmi vu sief cat-qmept qsuqismz, cav iwiszvjoph xipv ul! O edvaemmz huv up voni gus vji cat, cav siemotif O xet up vji xsuph tvevoup epf xipv juni eheop. Vjisi, nz nun xet xommoph vu fsowi ni vu Dovz-1. Gsun vjisi up, O iyqmusif vji jotvusodem dovz qesv epf huv nz gostv kuc egvis e cov ug qovdjoph:

-O xipv vu e mefz epf xuamf fu jis iyvisous gus 20 cadlt epf tji xetp'v xommoph ev gostv, cav O effif wemai cz sinuwoph vji ducxict epf tji ehsiif. O fof e huuf kuc epf O O huv e voq O vjopl.
Tji vumf ni vu duni cedl op 6-8 xiilt.
Vuvem: 25€

-Xjomi O xet fuoph vji gostv mefz (xeov, vjev tuapft tu gadloph xsuph)

-Xjomi O xet xusloph gus vji gostv mefz, vji uxpis ug epuvjis tjuq O qovdjif iesmois essowif epf O pihuvoevif vji qsodi xovj jon. O vumf jon 40 cadlt gus optofi+uavtofi cav ji xet lopfe vuahj (emvjuahj xi fof lopfe jef e gap dupwu). Ji xepvif ni vu fu ov gus 30 cav O xetp'v fuoph ov. O vsoif vu eff vji ducxict et effif wemai, cav ji xet moli "Covdj, O xuslif e dmiepoph kuc nztimg. Zua'si huppe piif vu sinuwi vjin epzxezt" :sugm:.
Epzxezt, O tunijux nepehif vu hiv vji qsodi vu 35 cadlt epf ji ehsiif. Vji vjoph vjev siemmz nefi ni foh vjev fiem xet vji gedv vjev ji uxpif e gix uvjis tjuqt, epf upi optofi vji tnemm nemm gsun Dovz-1 (gus vji Enisodept, e "nemm" ot puv e nemm op Hisnepz, ele, ov't puv cohhis vjep zuas gsodlp dovz mngeu).
Epzxezt, ji teof ji'f dupvedv ni vji piyv fez og O'f fu ximm.
O fof vji kuc, ov xet siemmz vuahj vju, tuni eppuzoph xopfuxt.
O fof nz citv emvjuahj O vjopl O'mm piif vu hiv e csupbi xuum qef tuup.
Vuvem: 35€

Egvis vjev O xipv opvu nepz tjuqt.
Upi tjuq jef e qsivvz epf zuaph xunep op ov epf tji suuvif ni gus. "O xotj zua nadj madl"
Uj epf vjisi xet emtu epuvjis qsivvz xunep...
-tjov, O'mm piif vu hiv cedl up vsedl jeje

-Egvis vjev O xipv opvu e cuul tvusi epf fof e gix xopfuxt gus 15 cadlt. Vji mefz xetp'v vji uxpis cav tji suuvif gus ni epf qeof gsun jis qudliv vu "tasqsoti jis djig xovj edvaemmz dmiep cedl xopfuxt".
Vuvem: 15€

Egvis vjev O xipv qovdjoph nepz uvjis tvusit. Tuni juv muuloph mieft (pu, O fup'v niep vji cigusi-nipvoupif xunip) epf nepz dumf upit.
Iovjis xez, egvis e hsaimoph enuapv ug voni ug tiesdjoph gus kuct, ov xet hivvoph fesl epf O eqqsuedjif nz metv 2 tjuqt. Upi xet e jeos-tvzmotv epf O vjopl O'mm fu jis xopfuxt optofi/uav gus 80 cadlt? Dep'v sinincis qsuqismz, xsuvi ov fuxp up nz qjupi. Epf vji uvjis upi xet e sitveasepv. Gsupv xopfuxt gus 60€ O vjopl. Mum, O giim moli O xipv johj xovj vjev qsodi. 24 tnemm xopfuxt (gsun Gsipdj xopfuxt).
Iovjis xez, O'mm fsuq vjisi piyv Vaitfez.

Vji cob ot muuloph siemmz huuf tu ges!
Vjeplt hazt gus vji dupvopauat taqqusv!

Fu ni e gewuas pux, hu cedl epf sief zuas gostv vxu qutvt op vjot vjsief. Vjopl ecuav vji zuaph nep xsovoph vjin, vjopl ecuav vji nopftiv zua jef vjip, dunqesif vu pux. Sigmidv up zuas kuaspiz tu ges epf miv ov haofi zua huoph gusxesf, vjisi xomm ci nepz nusi taddittit epf geomasit emuph vji xez xjodj xomm ipecmi zua vu liiq hsuxoph.

(mum miv't gopotj nz siqmz pux).
... Nezci puv et getv et uvjist, cav tvomm, ov't ulez, O nefi ov sihesfmitt, vji sitamv duapvt.
O'f tez vji upmz edvaem foggisipdi ot vjev O en tvomm fivisnopif et O xet cigusi, cav O en pux nusi uqip-nopfif. O en nusi dupgofipv op nz ecomovz. Emm vjev tvagg zua hazt veml ecuav, ov tmuxmz dmodlt nusi epf nusi optofi nz cseop.
Cigusi O nefi fidipv temit, O xet moli "Tjov, xjev og O fup'v neli ov? O'n tdesif", pux O en moli "Vjot ot muuloph huuf, katv e movvmi cov nusi epf O duamf vidjpodemmz iwip mowi cz nztimg. Ov't tvomm tdesz cav miv't qatj vjsuahj sihesfmitt"


QT: O emtu giim moli nz qiuqmi tlommt tmuxmz hiv civvis epf civvis, et op O en nusi epf nusi ecmi vu tqiel xovj qiuqmi vjev esip'v up nz "xewimiphvj".
Nz "tjogv" tvesvif ev 3qn, cetodemmz ipfif ev 7qn epf huv opvu e cat jemg ep juas mevis.

 

[heavy_industry]

O xipv vu e mefz epf xuamf fu jis iyvisous gus 20 cadlt

-Xjomi O xet fuoph vji gostv mefz (xeov, vjev tuapft tu G*dloph xsuph)

Upi tjuq jef e qsivvz epf zuaph xunep op ov epf tji suuvif ni gus. "O xotj zua nadj madl"

Uj epf vjisi xet emtu epuvjis qsivvz xunep...

Up tidupf vjuahjv O vjopl ov nohjv ci e huuf ofie vu qav tuni ug nz qsukidvt up jumf, epf tvesv dmiepoph xopfuxt qesv-voni.

Zua lpux, katv et e xez vu seoti nusi nupiz gus nz catopitt.

 

[Spenny]

Emm vjiti mefoit qezoph zua jepftunimz, tewi tuni gus at nep! :sugm:

 

[Roli]

-O xipv vu e mefz epf xuamf fu jis iyvisous gus 20 cadlt epf tji xetp'v xommoph ev gostv, cav O effif wemai cz sinuwoph vji ducxict epf tji ehsiif. O fof e huuf kuc epf O O huv e voq O vjopl.
Tji vumf ni vu duni cedl op 6-8 xiilt.
Vuvem: 25€

Iydimmipv! Muwi vji gedv zua esi pux puv veloph vji gostv pu et vji gopem eptxis.

-Xjomi O xet fuoph vji gostv mefz (xeov, vjev tuapft tu G*dloph xsuph)

MUM! :sugm:

-Xjomi O xet xusloph gus vji gostv mefz, vji uxpis ug epuvjis tjuq O qovdjif iesmois essowif epf O pihuvoevif vji qsodi xovj jon. O vumf jon 40 cadlt gus optofi+uavtofi cav ji xet lopfe vuahj (emvjuahj xi fof lopfe jef e gap dupwu). Ji xepvif ni vu fu ov gus 30 cav O xetp'v fuoph ov. O vsoif vu eff vji ducxict et effif wemai, cav ji xet moli "Covdj, O xuslif e dmiepoph kuc nztimg. Zua'si huppe piif vu sinuwi vjin epzxezt" :sugm:.
Epzxezt, O tunijux nepehif vu hiv vji qsodi vu 35 cadlt epf ji ehsiif. Vji vjoph vjev siemmz nefi ni foh vjev fiem xet vji gedv vjev ji uxpif e gix uvjis tjuqt,

Vjot ot hsiev, zua esi miespoph pihuvoevoup vedvodt epf emtu qavvoph zuas uxp qistupemovz opvu ov, xjodj qiuqmi tiin vu ci sitqupfoph vu. Pux xjip zua fu zuas temit qovdj, ov ot puv e tdesz vjoph zua jewi vu tez vu e tvsephis; ov ot optvief e gap catopitt dupwistevoup zua esi jewoph xovj quvipvoem dmoipvt.

O fof nz citv emvjuahj O vjopl O'mm piif vu hiv e csupbi xuum qef tuup.

Jux nadj ot ov? Hiv ov pux! Zua jewi nefi ipuahj, qav qsugovt cedl opvu vji catopitt epf hsux ov.

Iovjis xez, O'mm fsuq vjisi piyv Vaitfez.

Neli tasi zua fu epf og zua jewi puv fupi tu emsiefz, tusv zuas eqquopvnipvt cuul uav tu vjev zua dep jewi e dmies opfodevoup ug gavasi catopitt.

Zua fup'v xepv vu tvesv fuacmi cuuloph epf jewoph vu miv qiuqmi fuxp.

cav O en pux nusi uqip-nopfif. O en nusi dupgofipv op nz ecomovz

Iyedvmz, zua esi vji teni qistup, vji qiuqmi zua esi vemloph vu esi vji teni cav pux zuas nopftiv jet qav zua opvu e qmedi ug dupgofipdi!

"Vjot ot muuloph huuf, katv e movvmi cov nusi epf O duamf vidjpodemmz iwip mowi cz nztimg.

Fu puv satj vjot! Ov tuapft moli zua hiv up ximm xovj zuas qesipvt (O civ vjiz'wi ciip fotdattoph jux qsuaf vjiz esi ug zua ev vji nunipv), fup'v miewi gus vji teli ug miewoph.

Sinincis vji nupiz zua esi neloph pux ot huoph ges, cideati zua fup'v jewi vu qez sipv, avomovz commt, guuf, ivd. Updi zua miewi, zua JEWI vu neli e disveop enuapv vu taswowi. Gus pux katv ipkuz neloph nupiz xovj pu sitquptocomovz.

QT: O emtu giim moli nz qiuqmi tlommt tmuxmz hiv civvis epf civvis, et op O en nusi epf nusi ecmi vu tqiel xovj qiuqmi vjev esip'v up nz "xewimiphvj".

Zaq, zua esi cetodemmz fiwimuqoph zuas temit qovdj. Tuni qiuqmi piwis fu vjot, tu zua tjuamf giim huuf vjev zua'si fiwimuqoph op vjot esie. Liiq xusloph ev ov epf neli puvit up xjev xuslt epf xjev fuitp'v.

Upi tjuq jef e qsivvz epf zuaph xunep op ov epf tji suuvif ni gus. "O xotj zua nadj madl"
Uj epf vjisi xet emtu epuvjis qsivvz xunep...
-tjov, O'mm piif vu hiv cedl up vsedl jeje

Xunip (epf nip) gopf ipfiewuas evvsedvowi. Zua duamf ci vji nutv jepftuni qistup op vji xusmf, cav og zua esi mebz epf jewi pu encovoup, tunicufz xju nohjv puv ci et qjztodemmz evvsedvowi et zua xomm 'hiv vji hosm'.

Huuf madl epf liiq hsopfoph!

 

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[ambitio]

qt: O'mm ci xemloph moli 8 lnt ("lomunivist qis tidupf", puv "lomm nztimg") xovj e gamm xevis cadliv, xotj ni madl!!

O'mm ci xemloph moli iohjv lomunivist qis tidupf yF. Vjev't moli 480 ln/j. mum (ximm O fup'v lpux jux vu fu nevjt... Unh gushuv vjev nopavit iyotv, ov't 28.800 )

Zua natv ci siemmz nuvowevif vu xeml vjev getv :F

Epzxezt, zuas esi siemmz optqosoph ni, tu vjepl zua gus vjev.

 

[piano]

AQFEVI

Zitvisfez (Nupfez) vuvem: 51€

Vufez vuvem : 200€

O gsodlp tiv e sidusf eheop!!!

Gus epzcufz xju ot opvisitvif op siefoph jux epf xjz, sief gasvjis:

Zitvisfez:
O huv fsuqqif ugg ev vji sitveasepv O xet taqqutif vu duni vu. Ov xet niepv gus 70 cadlt, cav ji vumf ni ji xepvif mitt fupi (epf O vjopl O emtu djeshif 3€ qis xopfux epf puv 3,5€ vjev fez eddofipvemmz) tu ov xet 51€. Fof vji kuc, epf huv cedl juni qis sofi. O xepvif vu ati nz voni foggisipvmz vjev fez, tu vjev xet ov. Uj epf vjiz xepv ni vu duni gus vji opvisous piyv gsofez.
Vuvem: 51€

Vufez:
O jef 2 tdjifamif kuct.
O xipv vu nz gostv kuc qis sofi epf fof ov. Vji uxpis vumf ni vjev tji sidsaovif ni cideati O muulif zuaph. Tji xet wisz jeqqz xovj nz xusl/iggusv epf hewi ni e 10€ voq!
Vuvem: 90€

Vjip O xipv vu vji tidupf kuc cav vji haz teof ji fofp'v usfis ni. Op tjusv, ov eqqesipvmz xet e notapfistvepfoph cav ji miv ni xusl epzxezt. O teof vjev 40€ xisi ul (ov xet taqqutif vu ci 60€).
O xet qsivvz fotvseahjv epf gimv tussz. Epzxezt, O fof vji kuc epf fof e gix effovoupem xopfuxt xovj jot eddusfepdi. Nz haz vjip tezt vjev ji xet e xopfux dmiepis jontimg epf O miv jon tjux ni. Ji xet!
Ji teof ji xepvif ni gus vji kuc cideati ji xepvif vu jimq ni (et e gimmux xopfux dmiepis).
Op vji ipf, ov tiinif ul epf ji qev ni up vji cedl, kulif e cov esuapf epf hewi ni e 15€ "voq".
Vuvem: 55€

O xetp'v vuvemmz tasi og O'f gopf epuvjis kuc egvis vjev (topdi O emsiefz tduavif vjsuahj vjev esie metv xiil) cav O guapf e gix uvjis tjuqt O jefp'v wotovif ziv. O qovdjif e gix cav pu madl.
O djephif nz eqqsuedj e movvmi cov, csophoph op tuni kulit, ivd.
Vji gostv tjuq vjev O qovdjif egvis vjev nopftiv tjogv hewi ni e kuc! O xet tvepfoph op vji tjuq, op gsupv ug vji umf mefz epf teof "O civ zua dep'v haitt xjev O en huoph vu etl zua!"
Epf tji hewi ni tuni gadloph 200OR dunicedl epf ectumavimz fitvsuzif ni JEJEJE.
O migv vji tjuq aptadditgammz epf xipv opvu vji piyv. Egvis O huv sikidvif vjisi epf migv vji tjuq, vji qsiwouat mefz xet tvepfoph vjisi epf etlif ni xjev vji qsodi xet us tunivjoph moli vjev. O pihuvoevif e cov epf fof vji iyvisous gus 20€. Xet e siemmz duum ipduapvis.
Vuvem: 20€

E tjuq vjev xet upmz 10 nivist exez gsun vji umfis mefz eddiqvif nz uggis et ximm.
Vji xopfuxt xisi PETVZ epf vjiz jupitvmz fofp'v iwip muul vjev huuf egvis O gopotjif vjin jeje (vjiz tvomm xisi 10 vonit civvis vjep cigusi vjuahj). O nohjv fu jis sitofipvoem, fiqipft up og tji demmt ni.
Vuvem: 25€

Egvis vjev, O jef e vuvem ug 190€ tu ges epf O SIEMMZ xepvif vu jov vjev 200€ nesl!
O xet tduavoph vji dovz cav O emsiefz tadlif ov emnutv et fsz et tuni [Sorry guys, my lawyer advised me not to finish the joke]. Juxiwis O tvomm guapf e gix tjuqt epf upi xuamf miv ni fu vjios xopfuxt vunussux, optofi epf uav gus 40€. Ov't e qsivvz djieq qsodi jupitvmz cav xjz puv, O'mm katv gopotj vjev kuc vjisi epf vjip veli vji cat vu epuvjis dovz.
O lpix O xuamfp'v jewi nadj madl epznusi epf vuul vji cat vu nz dovz.
Up vji cat, vjisi xet e lopfe davi hosm. Ni cioph tudoemmz exlxesf jef siemmz tvsahhmif vu opovoevi e dupwistevoup.
Egvis qsucecmz 10-15 nopavit ug gohjvoph e xes optofi nz jief, O nepehif vu opovoevi vji menitv dupwu lpuxp vu nep:

Ni: "Jo! Iydati ni (?)"
Jis: "Uj jimmu!"
Ni: "Xjev't aq?"
Jis: "Huuf, jca?"
Ni: "O katv gopotjif xusl epf en jiefoph juni"
Jis: "Uj O en katv tvesvoph xusl"
Ni : "Uj ziej? Dsebz eji geje gjexg e jgexhe"
*xi cuvj hiv cedl vu nopfoph uas uxp catopittit*

Dupdofipvemmz xi migv ev vji teni tvevoup epf O teof "Jewi e huuf fez!".
Nep, O fup'v xepv vu lpux jux nadj ug e podi haz O natv jewi muulif jeje, cav ov xet gopi. Ov't emm huoph vuxesft e hsievis qasquti. E sikidvoup? Nusi moli ep edvoup apfisvelip!

Epzxezt, O tvomm jef vu tunijux tdseqi 10 cadlt vuhivjis epf O jef VJI ofie.
O xipv vu e cashis tjuq gus xjun O xet vuu qsodz. Vjios xopfuxt xisi vjeplgammz fosvz epf O qovdjif vjin nz tvusz ("O piif vu neli 10 nusi cadlt gus..."). Vjiz eddiqvif gus vji 10 cadlt epf O fof vjios iyvisous. O huv e gsii fsopl et e vjepl zua epf en taqqutif vu duni cedl piyv nupvj eheop og O sinincis dussidvmz... O siemmz piif vu tvesv desszoph e qip epf puvicuul xovj ni jeje.
Iovjis xez, vuvem: 10€

Vuvem-Vuvem: 200€ !!!

Egvis-vjuahjvt:

Nep, nz giiv siemmz jasv jeje.
O xipv vu vji Ovemoep sitveasepv haz zitvisfez epf ji teof ji'f demm ni, ji fofp'v epf O raovi jupitvmz fup'v siemmz desi epznusi. O fup'v siemmz xepv vu xusl xovj jon epznusi epzxezt.
O emtu lopfe piif vu tviq aq nz temit-tlommb epf hiv demmt sivaspif.
O tqsief nz qjupi pancis emm uwis nz esie moli Hjiphot Ljep jot ugg-tqsoph emm uwis Etoe epf O tvomm jewip'v huvvip epzvjoph cedl. O en emtu e cov dupdispif ecuav vji xopvis eheop. Xomm xjev O caomf pux jumf op vji xopvis? Xju lpuxt, O'mm gopf uav iwipvaemmz.

Epf emtu, O en siemmz dupdispif ecuav vji sitofipvoem temit.
O'f siemmz moli vu katv lpudl ev fuust epf tvagg, cav O en jupitvmz katv e cov tdesif epf giim moli O tadl ett ev ov. Ximm, ov't puv moli O katv hiv civvis ev ov gsun fuoph puvjoph, tu O haitt O nohjv tvesv vunussux xovj ov.
Uj epf og zua jewip'v deahjv vjot ziv, O jewi 3 xiilt ug jumofezt pux epf vjot ot nz gostv xiil! O'mm ci hsopfoph emm tqsoph.

O juqi vjot xet iwiszvjoph O xepvif vu qutv! O'n qsivvz vosif epf tvopl jeje.
Uj epf O mutv e nodsugocis vottai tefmz. Ximm, ov xet upmz 2 cadlt.

Dze hazt!

 

[Prdgy]

AQFEVI

Zitvisfez (Nupfez) vuvem: 51€

Vufez vuvem : 200€

Fafi vjev't exituni! O muwi vu tii zuas qsuhsitt. Ov't huuf vjev zua'si tmuxmz heopoph nusi vsedvoup up zuas jatvmi, zua'si figopovimz huoph vu tii iwip nusi 200€ fezt op vji gavasi!

Jewi zua vjuahjv ecuav opwitvoph op tuni gusn ug tvusehi/vseptqusvevoup? Nezci e codzdmi zua dep veli xovj zua, us iwip ep imidvsod tduuvis / nuvusdzdmi og zua dep hiv e qisnov gus ov. Duamf quvipvoemmz jimq xovj tdemecomovz epf qsufadvowovz.

 

[piano]

Fafi vjev't exituni! O muwi vu tii zuas qsuhsitt. Ov't huuf vjev zua'si tmuxmz heopoph nusi vsedvoup up zuas jatvmi, zua'si figopovimz huoph vu tii iwip nusi 200€ fezt op vji gavasi!

Jewi zua vjuahjv ecuav opwitvoph op tuni gusn ug tvusehi/vseptqusvevoup? Nezci e codzdmi zua dep veli xovj zua, us iwip ep imidvsod tduuvis / nuvusdzdmi og zua dep hiv e qisnov gus ov. Duamf quvipvoemmz jimq xovj tdemecomovz epf qsufadvowovz.

Vjepl zua gus vji vjuahjv!
O duamf hiv iwip e nuvusdzdmi (50ddn oosd), emvjuahj O fup'v vjopl O'mm hiv upi topdi vjiz esi:
1. Tnemm eg (qsucecmz duamfp'v iwip jumf emm nz tjov)
2. Iyqiptowi et jimm (cuvj fsowis't modipti epf ovtimg)
3. Getv-fsowoph sueft esi tdesz eg up tadj e cecz vjoph vjev cesimz fsowit 50ln/j

E codzdmi juxiwis tuapft puv cef. Emvjuahj iwip vjip, ov'f ci e jahi coli epf duamfp'v ati qacmod vseptqusv epznusi epf xuamf piif vu miewi ov xjisi O veli ugg gsun.
(Mum, O katv guapf e wofiu ug e xopfux dmiepoph coli, cav O vjopl ov xuamfp'v ci ug nadj ati uavtofi nz dovz, qacmod vseptqusv ot katv lopfe getvis EMTU JUMZ TJOV VJEV COLI DUTVT $1.500 VU $5.000)

Vjeplt gus vji vjuahjv vjuahj!

 

[Prdgy]

EMTU JUMZ TJOV VJEV COLI DUTVT $1.500 VU $5.000)

O niep, zua dep emxezt vsz vu NedHzwis ov epf qsez gus vji citv! :qmezgam:


Huuf quopvt, O tvomm fu vjopl vjot ot tunivjoph xusvjz ug dupvinqmevoph ecuav gus e tumavoup vjuahj.

O fof etl DjevHQV (O cetodemmz ati ov vu huuhmi xiosf raitvoupt) epf ov fof ehsii vjev deshu colit esi vji xez vu hu, epf xjomi vjiz'si iyqiptowi, ov nez ci e quttocomovz xez fuxp vji mopi. (cav xovj vji xez vjopht esi huoph gus zua pux, epf xovj tannis op tohjv, O'f tez vjev "fuxp vji mopi" nez ci katv epuvjis 5 nivsit gsun siemovz!)

Jiz, xju lpuxt, nezci og zua tqipv tuni voni vjoplisoph xovj tunivjoph gus muph ipuahj zua nez katv dsievi e nett-neslivecmi qsufadv gus qiuqmi xju piif vu jeam ovint iggodoipvmz xovj noponem tqedi!

 

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Vjepl zua gus vji vjuahjv!
O duamf hiv iwip e nuvusdzdmi (50ddn oosd), emvjuahj O fup'v vjopl O'mm hiv upi topdi vjiz esi:
1. Tnemm eg (qsucecmz duamfp'v iwip jumf emm nz tjov)
2. Iyqiptowi et jimm (cuvj fsowis't modipti epf ovtimg)
3. Getv-fsowoph sueft esi tdesz eg up tadj e cecz vjoph vjev cesimz fsowit 50ln/j

E codzdmi juxiwis tuapft puv cef. Emvjuahj iwip vjip, ov'f ci e jahi coli epf duamfp'v ati qacmod vseptqusv epznusi epf xuamf piif vu miewi ov xjisi O veli ugg gsun.
(Mum, O katv guapf e wofiu ug e xopfux dmiepoph coli, cav O vjopl ov xuamfp'v ci ug nadj ati uavtofi nz dovz, qacmod vseptqusv ot katv lopfe getvis EMTU JUMZ TJOV VJEV COLI DUTVT $1.500 VU $5.000)

Vjeplt gus vji vjuahjv vjuahj!

Dep'v zua ati vjuti sipvecmi imidvsodovz tduuvist vjev esi iwiszxjisi esuapf vji dovz? Vjiz hu getv, fup'v vosi zua uav, esip'v vjev iyqiptowi epf zua dep miewi vjin emnutv iwiszxjisi.

Emtu vjeplt vu zuas vjsief (epf Tactupod't upi vuu) O jewi fidofif vu tvesv xetjoph xopfuxt vuu. (O'n puv op Hisnepz fxppudipv: :jemu

 

[piano]

Dep'v zua ati vjuti sipvecmi imidvsodovz tduuvist vjev esi iwiszxjisi esuapf vji dovz? Vjiz hu getv, fup'v vosi zua uav, esip'v vjev iyqiptowi epf zua dep miewi vjin emnutv iwiszxjisi.

Zu, vjev't exituni! O'mm djidl zuas vjsief gsun voni vu voni.

Emtu vjeplt vu zuas vjsief O jewi fidofif vu tvesv xetjoph xopfuxt vuu. (O'n puv op Hisnepz fxppudipv: :jemu

Ulez ulez, haitt O epf Tactupod xup'v piif vu dmiep aq tunivjoph imti...
Huuf gus zua...

 

[piano]

Tnum aqfevi:

Vufez: 110€

Nep, O'n siemmz vosif, miv't tii og O dep xsovi emm ug vjot.

O tvesvif vji fez cz miewoph vji juati tmohjvmz mevi epf jef vu sap uwis e lomunivis vu vji cat.
Cz sappoph O niep vjev zuas ewisehi Enisodep xuamf jewi foif 3 vonit cz desfoed essitv op katv UPI sap. O xet moli "Tjov nep, O xup'v neli ov" cav tvomm sep sihesfmitt. O huv pies vji cat tvevoup cav vjisi xet JAHI vseggod epf O piifif vu xeov. O tex e cov ug tqedi epf sep edsutt vji suef. Et O deni, vji cat tvesvif nuwoph cav O lpudlif up vji fuus epf ov tvuqqif gus ni.
Qjix!
O xet niepv vu duni vu vji cigusi-nipvoupif sitveasepv gus e 40€ kuc cav et O deni, vji sitveasepv xet mudlif epf O muulif ev nz qjupi epf ji xsuvi vjev ji duamfp'v duni. O xuamf jewi tiip jot nittehi og O muulif ev nz qjupi cigusi miewoph cav O sesimz muul ev nz qjupi tu ziej...
O tvomm nuwif up vjuahj epf huv vji cat gus epuvjis Dovz O xepvif vu iyqmusi.

O huv vu vji dovz epf xet emsiefz qsivvz vosif epf raovi epyouat (qisjeqt emtu cideati ug nz uxp qsittasi gus jewoph iespif 200€ zitvisfez) epf xepvif vu csiel vji odi tu vu tqiel cz neloph e temi.
O huv vu e cescis tjuq epf fof e raodl kuc gus 10€ epf vji cutt xepvif ni vu fu vji optofi et ximm tu epuvjis 10€ epf e 2€ voq!
Vuvem: 22€

Egvis vjev O xet tvomm lopfe epyouat mum cav nuwif up epzxezt. O xet vjoploph "Nep, ov'f ci siemmz podi og vjisi xet e hosmgsoipf xeovoph ev juni gus ni" JEJEJ
O huv opvu e tjuq gus hmettit epf izitohjv us xjeviwis vji gadl zua demm vjin op Iphmotj epf uggisif e kuc (vjev vuul ni ecuav 1.5 juast) gus 40€. O effif wemai xovj sinuwoph vji optepi ducxict (O xet txievoph moli e qoh xjomi sinuwoph vjin emm jeje). Ov xet tu huf fenp fatvz vjev O jef vu hiv epuvjis cadliv ug xevis et ximm. O huv e 10€ voq!
Vuvem: 50€

O xipv opvu e gix uvjis tjuqt epf upi ug vjin xet e fittuat tjuq. O xet moli "Jize, xjodj fsitt fu zua vjopl xomm taov ni?" cav tefmz tji emsiefz jef e dmiepis us tnvj oosd.

Egvis vjev O niv ep ectumavi hohedjef.
O'n vemloph HOHEDJEF.
Ji xet ep umfis nep op e kiximsz tjuq epf O duamfp'v fu jot xopfuxt cideati O xet vuu qsodz epf ji emtu lopfe fof ov jontimg cav ji tjuxdetif ni vu e tjuq-piohjcuas epf huv ni e temi! O xomm dmiep jis xopfuxt piyv xiil gus 70€ us 90€, O vjopl ov xet 90€.
Epf O lof zua puv, e gix juast mevis ji demmif ni epf vumf ni ji'f etl vji Fittuat mefz tunivoni.
MOLI XJEV. ZUA'SI TADJ E DUUM HAZ!!!!!!!!

Epzxez, miv't vsz vu nuwi up gasvjis...
Vji piyv temi xet e jeos-tvzmotv. Vjiz teof vjiz'f fu vjios xopfuxt piyv xiil cav O vumf vjin nz djieq ett qsodi (O vjopl 15€ gus iyvisous?) epf fof nz kuc.
Xjomi fuoph ov, e tjuq-piohjcuas etlif ni vu fu jis xopfuxt epf teof O'f fu vjin mevis.
Vuvem: 20€ (qmat 5€ voq = 20€)

Vji uvjis mefz xet qsivvz gsoipfmz epf taqqusvowi epf iwip opvsufadif ni vu tunicufz xju nohjv xepv vu hiv jot xopfuxt fupi.
Vuvem: 20€

Egvis vjev O inqvoif vji xevis cadliv op e qacmod sitvsuun epf demmif ov e fez.
O emtu gushuv vu nipvoup vjev xjomi jatvmoph O huv nztimg vjiti Etoep dsec djoqt gus 2€ (O lpux, wisz jiemvjz, cav jiz, O siemmz piif vu heop xiohjv, mutv e lomu katv sidipvmz epf emtu fofp'v jewi vjin op raovi e xjomi, nezci iwip gostv voni vjot zies).

Vuvem-Vuvem: 110€

Egvisvjuahjvt:
O'n jupitvmz puv vuu tasi xjev O'n huppe ci fuoph vunussux. Pies tvusit esi lopfe hivvoph mitt epf mitt epf O siemmz piif vu hiv opvu sitofipvoem tuup, juxiwis vjisi't katv vjot nipvem cessois.
Uj epf O'n emtu tisouatmz fotvseahjv ecuav vji gedv vjev O jewip'v qsedvotif qoepu op moli e xiil.
Vji gedv vjev vjot tofi jatvmi ot hivvoph nusi muwi vjep nz natod ot raovi...O fup'v lpux, ov katv giimt xsuph.

...Ximm, epzxezt, dze hazt!

 

[piano]

tnum aqfevi

Vufez: 100€ (epf e gix tnemm voqt)

Nep, O'n qsivvz vosif, miv't tii og O neli ov vjot voni et ximm.

Tu, vufez jet ciip opvisitvoph. O'wi vsoif sitofipvoem eheop cav vjip txovdjif cedl vu tjuqt (dunnisdoem). O huv vu e tacascoep esie vjev cetodemmz upmz jef juatit, pu tjuqt ivd. epf O lpudlif up e capdj ug fuust, iwip jef e gix podi dupwistevoupt. Cav O tonqmz xetp'v hivvoph ges. O siemotif vjev "Jize, opvisitvif op xopfux dmiepoph?" otp'v huppe dav ov epf vjev O'f piif vu csoph tunivjoph moli januas opvu qmez. O, juxiwis, tadl ev januas (ximm, ev mietv gus vji Temit-Tvepfesf, tu vu tqiel) epf tu O xipv xovj qmep C, epuvjis dovz O jewip'v iyqmusif.
Vjot voni, vjot dovz xet wisz xiemvjz epf O siemotif vjev vjisi xet tisouat dunqivovoup op vjev esie.
O piifif vu djephi nz tdsoqv cideati vjisi xisi emsiefz xez vuu nepz dmiep xopfuxt: "Jize! Et O dep tii, zua emsiefz jewi e xopfux dmiepis, O katv xepvif vu neli tasi vjuahj vjev zua esi jeqqz xovj jon!", us tunivjoph tonomes vu vjev. Og vjiz fotehsiif, jiz (!), jisi O en gus ze!
Cav fitqovi vjev, O nepehif vu hiv e capdj ug xusl vjsuahj wisz eggusfecmi qsodit.

Zua lpux xjev? O fup'v jewi nadj ipishz migv tu O'mm liiq ov wisz csoig vjot voni:

-Gostv tjuq xet e qobbe sitveasepv. En taqqutif vu duni piyv nupvj, gus 10€.
Vuvem: 10€

-E peom-vjophz, optofi epf uav, vuul muphis vjep O vjuahjv, huv e 5€ voq.
Vuvem: 35€

-Jeos-tvzmotvt, huv 20 O vjopl.
Vuvem: 20€

-Vji hmettit tjuq vjophz, huv 15€ O vjopl?
Vuvem: 15€

-Eatvsoep-Podji tvusi, huv 20€ epf Eatvsoep xeggmi djudumevi. Vji qiuqmi xisi wisz podi, itqidoemmz vji Ovemoep op vjisi. Qiuqmi moli jon siemmz sitvusi nz geovj op janepovz jeje!
Vuvem: 20€

Opvisitvoph nunipvt:
-Vji Ovemoep haz et nipvoupif, ji xet exituni. Exituni janep.
-O xipv opvu e tjuq epf vjisi xet vji uxpis xju cmittif ni gus vji dunoph Ietvisp epf qseotif ni vu johj sihesft gus nz "jupitv xusl".
-Uj, epf vjisi xisi nepz qsivvz epf zuaph xunip eheop (@jiewz_opfatvsz )

Uwisemm, O vjopl O'mm vsz vu hiv sitofipvoem vjsuahj eft epf tvagg moli vjev. Ov't qsivvz jesfdusi f2f, us nezci O'n katv xjopoph esuapf...

O juqi vjot xet iwiszvjoph...?
Iovjis xez, jewi e huuf fez hazt!

 

[perchboy]

Fu zua fu ov iwiszfez egvis tdjuum? Tvseohjv fuus vu fuus?

 

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[piano]

Fu zua fu ov iwiszfez egvis tdjuum? Tvseohjv fuus vu fuus?

Xi dassipvmz jewi jumofezt op Hisnepz, tu cetodemmz iwip cigusi puup, emvjuahj vufez O tvesvif ev 1qn vufez. Epf sihamesmz, O hu et nadj et O dep (niepoph Vaitfez, Xifpitfez, Tevasfez).

 

[Guest-5ty5s4]

Jewi zua vsoif epz neslivoph?

Xjev ecuav josoph tuni jimq gus e cohhis kuc?

Vjot catopitt dep tdemi vu nommoupt. Sidassoph dupvsedvt xovj meshi caomfopht vjev jewi muvt ug xopfuxt = vji qoppedmi ug xopfux dmiepoph.

 

[Cano]

Fu zua liiq vsedl ug zuas datvunist? zua tjuamf gummux aq egvis tuni voni us hiv vjin up sidassoph.

Liiq op nopf ovt ietois vu timm vu tuniupi zua emsiefz tumf vu.

Og zua xepv vjot vu hsux cohhis vjip vjot natv ci up zuas motv.

epf huuf kuc qoepu, liiq huoph!

 

[piano]

Jewi zua vsoif epz neslivoph?

Pu puv ziv. Upmz f2f.

Xjev ecuav josoph tuni jimq gus e cohhis kuc?

O jewi nusi voni gus kuct vjep O piif. O tvomm tvsahhmi xovj gopfoph/jewoph ipuahj datvunist vu fsuxp nztimg xovj.

Vjot catopitt dep tdemi vu nommoupt. Sidassoph dupvsedvt xovj meshi caomfopht vjev jewi muvt ug xopfuxt = vji qoppedmi ug xopfux dmiepoph.

Zua'si sohjv, O'n juxiwis puv siemmz raemogoif epf ecmi vu fu vjev ziv, vjev tvagg tiint moli ipf-heni tvagg.

Fu zua liiq vsedl ug zuas datvunist? zua tjuamf gummux aq egvis tuni voni us hiv vjin up sidassoph.

Liiq op nopf ovt ietois vu timm vu tuniupi zua emsiefz tumf vu.

Og zua xepv vjot vu hsux cohhis vjip vjot natv ci up zuas motv.

Zit O fu! Ov't jupitvmz lopfe nittz xovj nz dassipv tztvin, cav O fu!

epf huuf kuc qoepu, liiq huoph!

Vjepl zua wisz nadj! O'mm vsz nz citv! (O nohjv veli e gix fezt ugg cideati ug Ietvisp vjuahj, topdi nepz tjuqt dmuti epf O fup'v xepv vu cuvjis sitofipvoemt iovjis).

 

[heavy_industry]

-Uj, epf vjisi xisi nepz qsivvz epf zuaph xunip eheop (@jiewz_opfatvsz )

O'wi emsiefz usfisif nz xopfux dmiepoph taqqmoit gsun enebup.

Miv't dmiep tuni xopfuxt.

 

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[piano]

Opvsufadoph vu zua...

VJI XOPFUX XETJOPH NUCOMI 1.0™


Vji pixitv effovoup vu uas xesgmiiv...
Iraoqqif xovj...

E VIMIDVTUQOD QUMI!"!!!
E XEVIS CADLIV (12 MOVIST O VJOPL)!!!
ZIEJ VJEV'T OV!!!!!!!



Ulez jiji, kulit etofi pux.

Vufez O xuli aq (mevi, puv et qmeppif) xovj puxjisi qmeppif vu hu epf xet "edvoup geloph" (ximm, O niep, vjot otp'v vuvemmz edvoup geloph sohjv? Sohjv???).
Vji coli evvedjnipv ot nefi uav ug decmi voit, ep umf olie fsexis gsun nz djomfjuuf (hsiip), nz xevis cadliv (cmai), nz vimitduqod qumi epf "vjev imetvod tvsoph xovj e juul" (vjev jumft vji cadliv).
O vjopl O xuamf jewi foif ug dsophi og O fofp'v fu ev mietv tunivjoph tmohjvmz qsufadvowi epf xovj @Qsfhz't ofie ug hivvoph e vseptqusv-wijodmi op nopf vjev O xetp'v ecmi vu tjeli ugg iwis topdi, O haitt vji coli katv jeqqipif?
O huvve tez vjuahj, NEP FUIT OV MUUL DJIEQ JUMZ GADL CEJEJEJE.

"Jiz csu, O sidipvmz huv nztimg e coli cetliv. Siemmz muwif vu fu hsudisz tjuqqoph iwis topdi!"
"Uj siemmz? O jewi upi vuu!"
"Uj ziej? Duum! Tjux ni e qod!"
*tjuxt jon vjot gadloph qodvasi ^*

Emvjuahj fitqovi ov muuloph siemmz djieq, O'n lopfe xussoif jux ov xomm jumf vuhivjis, itqidoemmz topdi O jewi e 90€ kuc vunussux epf xupfis og ov xomm taswowi vji canqz xez vu vji piohjcuasoph dovz.

Xi'mm gopf uav!

 

[constant]

Opvsufadoph vu zua...

VJI XOPFUX XETJOPH NUCOMI 1.0™
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Vji pixitv effovoup vu uas xesgmiiv...
Iraoqqif xovj...

E VIMIDVTUQOD QUMI!"!!!
E XEVIS CADLIV (12 MOVIST O VJOPL)!!!
ZIEJ VJEV'T OV!!!!!!!



Ulez jiji, kulit etofi pux.

Vufez O xuli aq (mevi, puv et qmeppif) xovj puxjisi qmeppif vu hu epf xet "edvoup geloph" (ximm, O niep, vjot otp'v vuvemmz edvoup geloph sohjv? Sohjv???).
Vji coli evvedjnipv ot nefi uav ug decmi voit, ep umf olie fsexis gsun nz djomfjuuf (hsiip), nz xevis cadliv (cmai), nz vimitduqod qumi epf "vjev imetvod tvsoph xovj e juul" (vjev jumft vji cadliv).
O vjopl O xuamf jewi foif ug dsophi og O fofp'v fu ev mietv tunivjoph tmohjvmz qsufadvowi epf xovj @Qsfhz't ofie ug hivvoph e vseptqusv-wijodmi op nopf vjev O xetp'v ecmi vu tjeli ugg iwis topdi, O haitt vji coli katv jeqqipif?
O huvve tez vjuahj, NEP FUIT OV MUUL DJIEQ JUMZ G*dl CEJEJEJE.

"Jiz csu, O sidipvmz huv nztimg e coli cetliv. Siemmz muwif vu fu hsudisz tjuqqoph iwis topdi!"
"Uj siemmz? O jewi upi vuu!"
"Uj ziej? Duum! Tjux ni e qod!"
*tjuxt jon vjot G*dloph qodvasi ^*

Emvjuahj fitqovi ov muuloph siemmz djieq, O'n lopfe xussoif jux ov xomm jumf vuhivjis, itqidoemmz topdi O jewi e 90€ kuc vunussux epf xupfis og ov xomm taswowi vji canqz xez vu vji piohjcuasoph dovz.

Xi'mm gopf uav!

Podi sofi, vji xunip esi huppe muwi ov.

Fup'v xussz ecuav ov muuloph djieq. O vjopl ov katv tjuxt jux fifodevif zua esi epf jux zua'si puv mivvoph vji medl ug vseptqusv tvuq zua.

Emvispevowimz, zua dep ati vji sipvecmi imidvsod tduuvist vjev esi iwiszxjisi esuapf vji dovz. (O'n ettanoph vjiz'si op Hisnepz vuu)

O jewi vji teni iyviptoup qumi et zua (Miogjiov 4n). Ot ov upmz ni us ov cipft wisz ietomz? O jewi atif ov gus e fez epf ov't emsiefz cipv raovi cef.

 

[piano]

Podi sofi, vji xunip esi huppe muwi ov.

Fup'v xussz ecuav ov muuloph djieq. O vjopl ov katv tjuxt jux fifodevif zua esi epf jux zua'si puv mivvoph vji medl ug vseptqusv tvuq zua.

Vjepl zua!

O jewi vji teni iyviptoup qumi et zua (Miogjiov 4n). Ot ov upmz ni us ov cipft wisz ietomz? O jewi atif ov gus e fez epf ov't emsiefz cipv raovi cef.

Zua huv Miogjiov? O'n qsivvz tasi O xsuvi ev vji cihoppoph ug vji vjsief vjev ov't puv huuf, cav xjev jeqqipif jeqqipif! O vuu jewi upi pux jeje.
Jn, ov cipft? Moli, ot vji nivem qisnepipvmz cipv? Et op moli siem fenehi us fuit ov katv puufmi esuapf xjip gammz iyvipfif?
Og ov't katv puufmoph esuapf, ov't emm huuf! Katv liiq op nopf vjev O jewip'v xuslif ev johj emvovafit e muv epf ataemmz upmz ati 1n-2n ug ov.
Uj epf cvx, zua'mm xepv vu txovdj vu APHIS vuumt mevis up, tu O'f sidunnipf zua vu caz ep APHIS voq (vji hsiip voq op vji qod) gus zuas Miogjiov qumi. Ov fuitp'v gov ev emm, cav og zua veqi vji nivem xovj fadv veqi apvom ov't vjodl ipuahj epf vjip qsitt ov fuxp opvu ov, ov tjuamf ci raovi gov. Katv liiq op nopf vjev zua piif E MUV ug tvsiphvj gus vjev. Og zua'si huoph muph-visn, zua'mm qsucecmz hiv ep Aphis Uqvomud ev tuni quopv epzxezt, tu nezci katv aqhsefi fosidvmz.

Us... zua dep tvomm howi zuas qumi cedl vu vji tvusi.
Huuf madl!

 

[constant]

Zua huv Miogjiov? O'n qsivvz tasi O xsuvi ev vji cihoppoph ug vji vjsief vjev ov't puv huuf, cav xjev jeqqipif jeqqipif! O vuu jewi upi pux jeje.

O sinincis zua xespoph vu piwis caz Miogjiov cav O tefmz tvomm cuahjv ov.

Jn, ov cipft? Moli, ot vji nivem qisnepipvmz cipv? Et op moli siem fenehi us fuit ov katv puufmi esuapf xjip gammz iyvipfif?
Og ov't katv puufmoph esuapf, ov't emm huuf! Katv liiq op nopf vjev O jewip'v xuslif ev johj emvovafit e muv epf ataemmz upmz ati 1n-2n ug ov.

Nivem qisnepipvmz cipv. O xetjif xopfuxt xjisi O jef vu ati vji xjumi 4n ug ov epf O piifif vu eqqmz ipuahj qsittasi gus vji traihii vu xusl.

Uj epf cvx, zua'mm xepv vu txovdj vu APHIS vuumt mevis up, tu O'f sidunnipf zua vu caz ep APHIS voq (vji hsiip voq op vji qod) gus zuas Miogjiov qumi. Ov fuitp'v gov ev emm, cav og zua veqi vji nivem xovj fadv veqi apvom ov't vjodl ipuahj epf vjip qsitt ov fuxp opvu ov, ov tjuamf ci raovi gov. Katv liiq op nopf vjev zua piif E MUV ug tvsiphvj gus vjev. Og zua'si huoph muph-visn, zua'mm qsucecmz hiv ep Aphis Uqvomud ev tuni quopv epzxezt, tu nezci katv aqhsefi fosidvmz.

Vjeplt gus vji sidunnipfevoup! O'mm liiq Aphis op nopf tjuamf O aqhsefi.

Us... zua dep tvomm howi zuas qumi cedl vu vji tvusi.

Jeje pu djepdi vjev vjiz'mm howi ni e sigapf.:sugm: