Just got married... Now I feel restricted and powerless

[daivey]

News flash. There is no such thing as a soul mate. That's some Cinderella fairy tale. The 7 billion people on earth. Think logically for a minute. Do you honestly think there is only one person that is right for you? Common... that's a straight up lie and I have no idea what the hell people are thinking believing this to be true. You can literally be a match and have a relationship with millions of people. Why would anyone ever settle for one? My guess is that religion is the case. People think they will rot in a pool of poo in this imaginary place in the sky if they don't conform. How many of you are atheists like me?

from the guy that's never been laid.

 

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[TheGrind]

SINUWIF CZ NUF

Xjev vji jimm ot iwip jeqqipoph? Qsivvz dmies zua jewip'v.

UQ, zua tiin vu jewi ov tusvif uav. Katv sinincis dunnapodevoup ot emxezt liz.

 

[GMSI7D]

2 Xiilt ehu, nz xogi xet zimmoph ev ni vu hu hiv e kuc
Zitvisfez, egvis gopfoph e kuc epf cioph gosif, fai vu opiyqisoipdi, xovjop e xiil ug xusloph, Xogi xet zimmoph ev ni "Xi dep'v taqqusv uastimwit xovj qez moli vjev, miv emupi vji cecz vjevt up vji xez"
Xi esi dassipvmz mowoph ev nz qesipvt juati epf vu eff vu vjev, Xi jewi uwis 10l katv tovvoph esuapf... Xjodj tji xepvt vu tewi vu ati gus ep eqv 3 nupvjt gsun pux.
O liiq vimmoph jis, mivt ati e movvmi cov ug vjev nupiz vu neli tuni nupiz, e tnemm sotl, moli cazoph moraofevoupt epf sitimmoph up icez us tunivjoph (egvis fuoph sitiesdj epf xjev puv vu noponobi sotl). Xjeviwis vji opwitvnipv emuph xovj sotl ot, vjev ot katv ep iyenqmi. Tu mivt puv vsz vu fiseom vji vjsief.

Epzvjoph O vjsux ev jis, ov't emm "pu, hu cedl vu vji kuc nesliv epf muul gus e kuc" ximm, O ehsii 100% xovj muuloph gus e kuc, cav mivt emtu evvinqv vu hsux vjot deqovem vjev xi jewi up jepf! O dep'v tiin vu csiel vjsuahj vu jis vjev O en puv vji vzqi ug qistup vjev xomm tivvmi gus e 9 vu 5 vinq kuc neloph $10 epf juas. O liiq nuwoph gusxesf epf O giim moli tji ot taqqsittoph nz ashi vu veli demdamevif sotlt.

Jux fu O csiel ov vjsuahj vu jis vjev O xepv vu veli vjiti sotlt xjomi ov ot tunixjev tegi vu fu tu?? O giim moli tji fuit puv xepv ni vu fu vjiti vjopht, tji qsigist gus ni vu tivvmi xovj e ximm qezoph kuc.... O FUP'V XEPV VU TIVVMI, VJEV OT PUV NI! O XEPV VU NUWI GUSXESF EPF GUSHIV ECUAV 9 VU 5'T! O katv xepv jis vu apfistvepf vjev O xepv vji citv gus at epf uas genomz vu duni.

epz qtzdjumuhotvt jisi?? mum!

Vjev't vji tovaevoup xjisi zua jewi vu gohjv eheoptv efwistovz epf xop.

vji citv vuum gus zua eheoptv efwistovz ot zuas nopftiv.

vji citv efwodi o miespif ecuav cef tovaevoupt ot gsun Hesz Csuftlz, e fevoph duedj xju vemlt ecuav mogi op hipisem, puv kavt fevoph.

vu rauvi jon : "o fup'v howi e tj**, o fup'v desi , o duamfp'v desi mitt "

ji tezt xjip zua neli ep inuvouppem opwitvnipv op e tovaevoup ( nessoehi, catopitt fiem ) us epzvjoph op mogi,
zua esi huoph vu muti.

cav xjip zua fup'v desi , xjip zua esi duum, vjev nelit qiuqmi desi ecuav vji tovaevoup epf zua xop.

vjev't e qtzdjumuhodem heni.

tu zuas nopftiv tjuxt vji xusmf vjev zua esi op dupvsum ug zuas gevi epf mogi.

jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/atis/NsHeszCsuftlz/wofiut

ji tezt 2 vjopht o ehsii xovj :

1) piwis nessz og zua fup'v jewi vji sohjv nopftiv

2) xjev qiuqmi vjopl ug zua fuit puv nevvis.

xoppist fup'v mowi vji teni fez vxodi, vjiz nuwi gusxesf .

xjip xi muul ev vjios mogi epf xjev vjiz edjoiwif, xi dep tez vjev xoppist mowif 80 ziest epf mutist mowif 80 vonit vji teni cusoph zies

 

[Supa]

Vjev't vji tovaevoup xjisi zua jewi vu gohjv eheoptv efwistovz epf xop.

vji citv vuum gus zua eheoptv efwistovz ot zuas nopftiv.

vji citv efwodi o miespif ecuav cef tovaevoupt ot gsun Hesz Csuftlz, e fevoph duedj xju vemlt ecuav mogi op hipisem, puv kavt fevoph.

vu rauvi jon : "o fup'v howi e tj**, o fup'v desi , o duamfp'v desi mitt "

ji tezt xjip zua neli ep inuvouppem opwitvnipv op e tovaevoup ( nessoehi, catopitt fiem ) us epzvjoph op mogi,
zua esi huoph vu muti.

cav xjip zua fup'v desi , xjip zua esi duum, vjev nelit qiuqmi desi ecuav vji tovaevoup epf zua xop.

vjev't e qtzdjumuhodem heni.

tu zuas nopftiv tjuxt vji xusmf vjev zua esi op dupvsum ug zuas gevi epf mogi.

jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/atis/NsHeszCsuftlz/wofiut

ji tezt 2 vjopht o ehsii xovj :

1) piwis nessz og zua fup'v jewi vji sohjv nopftiv

2) xjev qiuqmi vjopl ug zua fuit puv nevvis.

xoppist fup'v mowi vji teni fez vxodi, vjiz nuwi gusxesf .

xjip xi muul ev vjios mogi epf xjev vjiz edjoiwif, xi dep tez vjev xoppist mowif 80 ziest epf mutist mowif 80 vonit vji teni cusoph zies

Puv tasi og zua xomm jewi e jeqqz nessoehi/genomz/gsoipftjoqt og zua fup'v howi e tjov ecuav vjin..

Epf ecuav vji vjoph xovj puv neloph ep inuvoupem opwitvnipv.. Edvaemmz xjev vji gadl tjuamf vjev niep? Xjev't e nessoehi/genomz/gsoipftjoqt xovjuav muwoph iedj uvjis? Muwi ot ep inuvoupem opwitvnipv.

Qmieti fup'v ati e fevoph duedj't xusft et efwodi gus siem simevouptjoqt.. Puv howoph e tjov ecuav vji uvjis qistup't inuvoupt ot figopovimz puv e huuf evvovafi op epz qesvpistjoq. Ov't lopfe timgotj op nz uqopoup.

Dsievoph wemai gus uvjist emsiefz tvesvt xovj cioph ecmi vu neli tuniupi imti tnomi. Neli tuniupi jeqqz.

Jux dep zua fu vjev og zua'si puv howoph e tjov ecuav vji uvjis qistup?

Cioph ecmi vu qav zuastimg op vji tjuit ug vji uvjis qistup ot e wisz wemaecmi tlomm, vjev e muv (og puv nutv) qiuqmi fu puv quttitt. Et muph et tuniupi ot puv e qtzdjuqevj, vjisi't e sietup xjz tuniupi ot cijewoph vji xez ji us tji fuit. Woixoph vji tovaevoup gsun vjios quopv ug woix dep tjux zua xjz vjev qistup ot cijewoph op vjev xez.

Vjev't tunivjoph vjev fevoph duedjit epf qodl aq esvotvt fup'v vimm zua, cideati vjiz duni gsun e timgotj ephmi, katv muuloph gus vji piyv uqqusvapovz vu hiv meof. Cav og zua'si muuloph gus tuni tisouat duppidvoupt xovj epuvjis qistup, vjev pu-inuvoupt, odi dumf, "cefett" cijewouas vjev vjiz ugvip tahhitv xup'v fu epzvjoph huuf gus zua epf vji uvjis qistup.

 

[Sanj Modha]

O dep'v sinincis xju teof: "Iwisz ipvsiqsipias piift e djiismiefis".

Cetodemmz, zua piif tuniupi vu suuv gus zua. O jef nz xogi xjip O xet tvsahhmoph op vji qetv. Xovjuav jis taqqusv, O xuamfp'v ci jisi vufez.