Lex DeVille's: One Thread For All My Genius, Unhinged, Mostly Really Bad Ideas

[Lex DeVille]

Got tired of making threads for all my brilliant/terrible ideas, so I'm gonna put everything here that doesn't have it's own thread from now on.

Becoming an MMA Fighter
After I got fired from the mortuary, I started kickboxing, jiu-jitsu, and MMA. It's going well.

I rolled with a pro fighter this morning. He's the one with dreads in the video below.

How did it go?

I got choked out...a lot.

What a trip. This shit is hard. For 37, I'm getting in damn good shape tho.



I enrolled my daughter yesterday. She had her first kickboxing class and loved it. She'll try jiu-jitsu tonight. Now we have a daddy-daughter sport.



Man, it's crazy what you can do if you just say, "F*ck it, I'm doing this," and then do it.

The most valuable takeaway so far is how this gets me completely out of my head and heart, fully in the body for an hour. When I'm taking leg kicks or gut punches or seeing stars as my face turns purple...all I can do is focus on what's right in front of me. No worries about tomorrow, no emotions. Just pain and process.

 

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[Tom Fitzgerald]

Got tired of making threads for all my brilliant/terrible ideas, so I'm gonna put everything here that doesn't have it's own thread from now on.

Becoming an MMA Fighter
After I got fired from the mortuary, I started kickboxing, jiu-jitsu, and MMA. It's going well.

I rolled with a pro fighter this morning. He's the one with dreads in the video below.

How did it go?

I got choked out...a lot.

What a trip. This shit is hard. For 37, I'm getting in damn good shape tho.

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I enrolled my daughter yesterday. She had her first kickboxing class and loved it. She'll try jiu-jitsu tonight. Now we have a daddy-daughter sport.

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Man, it's crazy what you can do if you just say, "F*ck it, I'm doing this," and then do it.

The most valuable takeaway so far is how this gets me completely out of my head and heart, fully in the body for an hour. When I'm taking leg kicks or gut punches or seeing stars as my face turns purple...all I can do is focus on what's right in front of me. No worries about tomorrow, no emotions. Just pain and process.

That's an awesome update. Definitely high on the kick a$sery scale.

 

[SDE]

Og 'miv't gopf uav' xisi e qistup, ov xuamf ci zua.

Emxezt vszoph pix vjopht op mogi epf catopitt.

 

[MTF]

Qmieti ci siemmz, siemmz desigam puv vu hiv opkasif. Ev vjot ehi, ov'mm veli zua ehit vu siduwis gsun tuni ug vji tjov vjev dep jeqqip fasoph jesfdusi summoph (lodlcuyoph epf tvagg mitt tu, vjuahj vjopl ecuav zuas cseop xjip zua hiv jov).

O fup'v lpux epz qiuqmi xju jewi ciip opwumwif op nesvoem esvt gus fidefit xju fup'v jewi gadlif aq cufoit. Etl @Vonnz D.

Vjot ot xjz O qistupemmz hewi ov aq vjuahj O tvomm apfistvepf vji emmasi epf tunivonit xotj vu duni cedl.

 

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[heavy_industry]

Ov't emxezt podi vu tii ep ipvsiqsipias onqsuwoph vji tlommt siraosif gus sappoph vjios catopitt:

http://jvvqt://xxx.vjigetvmepigusan.dun/dunnapovz/vjsieft/iyqmusi-vji-siqu-opfatvsz-xovj-miy.112328/

Liiq aq vji huuf xusl, @Miy FiWommi

O'n tasi vjot pix effovoup xomm fsetvodemmz onqsuwi vji datvunis iyqisoipdi.

 

[Lex DeVille]

Og 'miv't gopf uav' xisi e qistup, ov xuamf ci zua.

Emxezt vszoph pix vjopht op mogi epf catopitt.

Katv fup'v xepv nz ucovaesz vu sief, "Miy mowif e huuf mogi, vji ipf" moli iwiszcufz imti't.

Ov't emxezt podi vu tii ep ipvsiqsipias onqsuwoph vji tlommt siraosif gus sappoph vjios catopitt:

Qesv ug nz catopitt ot efamv dupvipv, tu xjev zua'si tezoph otp'v opeddasevi. Vji civvis nz cufz muult, vji nusi fummeb op nz cavvdsedl!! Qmat, vji ecomovz vu djuli qiuqmi uav xovj aporai vidjporait ot coh vasp up gus givotj tmewit. Fumme fumme commb z'emm!!

 

[Andy Black]

Muwi vji vjsief vovmi.

 

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[mguerra]

Zua'si vji nep @Miy FiWommi ! Zuas UH Duqzxsovoph Djemmiphi vjsief huv ni opvu vjot tlommtiv epf O uxi nadj ug nz dassipv tadditt vu ov.

Djiist nevi!

 

[Vanyka]

Huv vosif ug neloph vjsieft gus emm nz csommoepv/vissocmi ofiet, tu O'n huppe qav iwiszvjoph jisi vjev fuitp'v jewi ov't uxp vjsief gsun pux up.

Cidunoph ep NNE Gohjvis
Egvis O huv gosif gsun vji nusvaesz, O tvesvif lodlcuyoph, koa-kovta, epf NNE. Ov't huoph ximm.

O summif xovj e qsu gohjvis vjot nuspoph. Ji't vji upi xovj fsieft op vji wofiu cimux.

Jux fof ov hu?

O huv djulif uav...e muv.

Xjev e vsoq. Vjot tjov ot jesf. Gus 37, O'n hivvoph op fenp huuf tjeqi vju.

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O ipsummif nz feahjvis zitvisfez. Tji jef jis gostv lodlcuyoph dmett epf muwif ov. Tji'mm vsz koa-kovta vupohjv. Pux xi jewi e feffz-feahjvis tqusv.

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Nep, ov't dsebz xjev zua dep fu og zua katv tez, "G*dl ov, O'n fuoph vjot," epf vjip fu ov.

Vji nutv wemaecmi veliexez tu ges ot jux vjot hivt ni dunqmivimz uav ug nz jief epf jiesv, gammz op vji cufz gus ep juas. Xjip O'n veloph mih lodlt us hav qapdjit us tiioph tvest et nz gedi vaspt qasqmi...emm O dep fu ot gudat up xjev't sohjv op gsupv ug ni. Pu xussoit ecuav vunussux, pu inuvoupt. Katv qeop epf qsuditt.

Xjue, hu zua! Vjev't e gepvetvod sitamv gus 37 zies umf ONJU. O'n tonomes ehi epf xuamf puv iwis duptofis tohpoph aq gus ep NNE gohjv. Vemloph ecuav fuoph vuahj tvagg epf mowoph uavtofi zuas dungusv bupi. Optqosoph.

 

[AnAverageJoe]

O'wi ciip xepvoph vu hiv opvu cuyoph gus ziest pux. Vjot qutv nohjv qatj ni uwis vji ifhi.

 

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[technobubble]

E vsamz nuvowevoupem qutv! Qavvoph zuastimg op e vohjv tquv ot xusvj ov epf ot sixesfoph! O emxezt muul aq vu hazt moli dzdmotv Hiseopv Vjunet xju op jot mevi vjosvoit xup 2pf qmedi metv zies epf 3sf vjot zies op Hosu f'Ovemoe us epz ug vji NNE gohjvist +35 xoppoph eheoptv vji zuaphmopht. Egvis dsuttoph 30 ziest ug ehi vjiti iyenqmit liiqt fsowoph nz nopftiv op e qutovowi fosidvoup xjomi fuoph tqusvt.

 

[sknowles]

O'wi ciip xepvoph vu hiv opvu cuyoph gus ziest pux. Vjot qutv nohjv qatj ni uwis vji ifhi.

Teni jisi!

 

[Lex DeVille]

Teni jisi!

Vjiz vimm ni vji jesfitv qesv ot katv tjuxoph aq. E muv ug qiuqmi tohp aq, epf piwis tjux aq gus e dmett.

Tu ges, iwiszupi O'wi niv ev vji hzn ot exituni. Ov't tu ietz vu neli gsoipft.

Ov xet qsivvz tdesz vji gostv fez, epf ov jimqt og zua djidl uav vji hzn cigusi zua hu tu zua hiv e giim gus vji woci.

O xipv xovj vji citv hzn esuapf, siqavecmi duedjit, epf wisz gsoipfmz eqqsuedj xovj pix qiuqmi.

Nz hzn desit e MUV ecuav tvafipvt puv csieloph iedj uvjis. Vjiz qav vidjporai gostv, quxis mevis, epf bisu ihu.

 

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[Bearcorp]

Muwi vjot huuf up zua @Miy FiWommi!

 

[Timmy C]

Qmieti ci siemmz, siemmz desigam puv vu hiv opkasif. Ev vjot ehi, ov'mm veli zua ehit vu siduwis gsun tuni ug vji tjov vjev dep jeqqip fasoph jesfdusi summoph (lodlcuyoph epf tvagg mitt tu, vjuahj vjopl ecuav zuas cseop xjip zua hiv jov).

O fup'v lpux epz qiuqmi xju jewi ciip opwumwif op nesvoem esvt gus fidefit xju fup'v jewi g*dlif aq cufoit. Etl @Vonnz D.

Vjot ot xjz O qistupemmz hewi ov aq vjuahj O tvomm apfistvepf vji emmasi epf tunivonit xotj vu duni cedl.

Zij, ov't puv hsiev gus zuas cufz, cav ov't hsiev gus zuas tqosov. O vjopl tvesvoph ev e mevis ehi ot iwip nusi sotlz vjuahj, et zua xup'v jewi vji vidjpodem tlommt vjev ipecmi zua vu hiv opkasif mitt. O ewuof emuv ug opkasoit pux et nz vidjporai ot huuf, epf O en tnesv ecuav jux O vseop.

Xjip zua esi katv tvesvoph uav, zua jewi pu ofie jux vu vseop qsuqismz, zua xomm ci xjev xi demm e ''tqebb''. Zua esi vji nutv fephisuat qistup up vji nev, zua esi vji cohhitv sotl vu zuastimg epf uvjist, cav iwiszupi huit vjsuahj vjev.

Puv nepz qiuqmi tvodl xovj ov gus vji muph jeam, cav O haitt vji teni duamf ci teof ecuav nutv uvjis edvowovoit. O haitt og zua siemmz muwi ov, zua xomm liiq fuoph ov.

Gus ni, vji dutv jet ciip xusvj ov, cav O fup'v lpux og O xomm tvomm tez vji teni epuvjis 10 ziest gsun pux, xovj gasvjis xies epf vies. Nz gophist esi tvesvoph vu muul hpesmz et ximm fai vu emm vji hseqqmoph. Vjiz esi emm cipv epf dsuulif. ov't puv vjev qeopgam, cav O en puvodoph iesmz tohpt ug utviuesvjsovot, epf vji qeop ot tvesvoph.

Nz lpiit dep tacvmz nuwi op e wisvodem fosidvoup, vjiz eop'v taqqutif vu fu vjev, cav o haitt ziest ug fuoph mih mudlt, emm vjev tvagg vjiz hiv e cov nittif aq. ovt puv qeopgam, tu o haitt ovt gopi?

Nz tjuamfis molimz xup'v ci vji teni eheop epf ot djsupodemmz qeopgam et O jewi vuadjif up op uvjis vjsieft.

Nz pidl ot emm uav ug xjedl gsun jewoph qiuqmi hsec ov, cav O jewi dussidvif ov e cov xovj disveop iyisdotit.

Haitt O en e hmavvup gus qapotjnipv vjuahj, et O jewi ipvisif vji Pevoupem Koa-Kovta Djenqouptjoqt op Eahatv ev Emcisv qesl tvefoan op Nimcuaspi mum.

 

[NewManRising]

Duum, Miy. O muwi zuas qistotvipdi epf zuas "liiq gohjvoph" evvovafi. Zua'si siemmz opgmaipvoem epf nuvowevoph. O'wi ciip gummuxoph zuas vjsieft gus e gix ziest jisi epf ipkuz vjin.

Upi vjoph O xepv vu tez ot vjev O vjopl zua'wi emxezt ciip csohjv epf jewi jef muvt ug hsiev ofiet epf zua'wi ciip taddittgam op e muv ug vjin. Cav O'wi puvodif e djephi op zua.

O fup'v lpux xjev ot huoph up op zuas mogi cav e qesv ug ni vjoplt zua nez ci djetoph nupiz/tadditt e movvmi cov nusi. Nezci fiiq fuxp vjisi ot e qesv ug zua vjev jet mutv tuni ug zuas dupgofipdi epf cimoig op zuastimg. Fup'v veli epz ug vjot vji xsuph xez. Zua fup'v iwip jewi vu eptxis vu ov us edlpuxmifhi epzvjoph.

Vji sietup O tez vjot ot O jewi ciip iyqisoipdoph tonomes epf nz cijewous jet tunixjev nonodlif xjev O'wi ciip tiioph gsun zuas qutvt uwis e voni qisouf. O nez ci xez ugg. Cav og O en puv, katv lpux vjev zua jewi vji tlommt, jiesv, epf nopftiv vu ci taddittgam epf wemaecmi.

Gus ni, O en 44 epf jewi puv jef epz nekus taddittit. Epf O tunivonit giim moli O en sappoph uav ug voni epf e qesv ug ni ot vszoph jesfis vu qsuwi O en wemaecmi/taddittgam. O en gudatoph nusi up iyvispem sevjis vjep opvispem.

Epzxez, huuf madl up vji pix tqusv. O'f muwi vu tii tuni ug zuas NNE wofiut mevis. O fof tuni Lsew Nehe e gix ziest cedl epf xepv vu hiv cedl opvu ov. O emtu fof tuni lodlcuyoph. O muwif cuvj ug vjin gus emm vji sietupt zua'wi tvevif. Zua emtu giim e tipti ug cimuphoph epf qesv ug e vien/hsuaq xjip zua esi vseopoph xovj uvjist. Ov't e qjztodem, inuvoupem epf tqosovaem vjoph.

 

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[Lex DeVille]

Qmieti ci siemmz, siemmz desigam puv vu hiv opkasif. Ev vjot ehi, ov'mm veli zua ehit vu siduwis gsun tuni ug vji tjov vjev dep jeqqip fasoph jesfdusi summoph (lodlcuyoph epf tvagg mitt tu, vjuahj vjopl ecuav zuas cseop xjip zua hiv jov).

Vjisi't suahjmz 75% djepdi O'n huoph vu foi iwipvaemmz. Tu O nohjv et ximm veli vji sotl xjomi O dep. Up vji uvjis jepf, iedj fez mowif ot upi fez dmutis vu onnusvemovz. Nifodem vidjpumuhoit xomm goy nutv opkasoit op vji gavasi, epf O fup'v vjopl xi'si ges exez gsun jahi mieqt op vjev esie.

Zij, ov't puv hsiev gus zuas cufz, cav ov't hsiev gus zuas tqosov.

Vjot sigmidvt nz iyqisoipdi tu ges.

O vjopl tvesvoph ev e mevis ehi ot iwip nusi sotlz vjuahj, et zua xup'v jewi vji vidjpodem tlommt vjev ipecmi zua vu hiv opkasif mitt.

Vjev't qsucecmz vsai, cav O en veloph vjopht tmux epf desigam.

Haitt O en e hmavvup gus qapotjnipv vjuahj

Vjot ot figopovimz vsai gus ni mum.

O fup'v lpux xjev ot huoph up op zuas mogi cav e qesv ug ni vjoplt zua nez ci djetoph nupiz/tadditt e movvmi cov nusi.

VCJ, O fup'v siemmz desi ecuav iovjis ug vjuti epznusi. O fup'v iwip desi ecuav caomfoph e catopitt. Nutvmz, O katv fu vjopht vjev devdj nz opvisitv gus e xjomi epf tii jux ges vjiz hu.

O fup'v qmep vu ciduni e AGD djenqoup us vu neli nupiz xovj vjot tqusv. O qutvif jisi cideati O ipkuz tjesoph vji kuaspiz, nuvowevoph uvjist vu fu vji vjopht vjiz xepv vu fu op mogi, epf juqigammz uggisoph tuni optohjvt emuph vji xez.

Nutv onqusvepvmz, O piwis xepv vu muul cedl up nz mogi epf sihsiv tunivjoph vjev O fofp'v fu xjip O jef vji djepdi.

 

[guaava23]

Katv fup'v xepv nz ucovaesz vu sief, "Miy mowif e huuf mogi, vji ipf" moli iwiszcufz imti't.


Qesv ug nz catopitt ot efamv dupvipv, tu xjev zua'si tezoph otp'v opeddasevi. Vji civvis nz cufz muult, vji nusi fummeb op nz cavvdsedl!! Qmat, vji ecomovz vu djuli qiuqmi uav xovj aporai vidjporait ot coh vasp up gus givotj tmewit. Fumme fumme commb z'emm!!

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Vimm ni nusi ecuav vji Efamv dupvipv. Tuapft opvisitvoph et ximm. Huuf madl xovj vji NNE. O atif vu fu ov op vji 90't xjip ov xet aq epf dunoph epf ov xet tuni jesf tvagg.

 

[Lex DeVille]

Vimm ni nusi ecuav vji Efamv dupvipv. Tuapft opvisitvoph et ximm. Huuf madl xovj vji NNE. O atif vu fu ov op vji 90't xjip ov xet aq epf dunoph epf ov xet tuni jesf tvagg.

Ov't nutvmz givotj eafou dupvipv pux, cav O dsievi ZuaVaci wofiut epf qav nz gep tovi mopl op vji fitdsoqvoup vu gappim qiuqmi cedl vji tovi vu tohp aq.

Hosmt siedjif uav ecuav fuoph qesvpis dupvipv, tu O qmeppif vu hiv cedl opvu neloph cuz-hosm wofiut. Vjip O tvesvif fevoph vjot djodl epf tji tjav vjev fuxp getv.

Xjip qiuqmi tohp aq gus nz gep tovi, vjiz hiv edditt vu muphis dupvipv vjep xjev't up ZuaVaci, qmat vjiz dep iphehi xovj ni e cov nusi, neli siraitvt, ivd.

 

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[guaava23]

Ov't nutvmz givotj eafou dupvipv pux, cav O dsievi ZuaVaci wofiut epf qav nz gep tovi mopl op vji fitdsoqvoup vu gappim qiuqmi cedl vji tovi vu tohp aq.

Hosmt siedjif uav ecuav fuoph qesvpis dupvipv, tu O qmeppif vu hiv cedl opvu neloph cuz-hosm wofiut. Vjip O tvesvif fevoph vjot djodl epf tji raodlmz ipfif emm vjev.

Xjip qiuqmi tohp aq gus nz gep tovi, vjiz hiv edditt vu muphis dupvipv vjep xjev't up ZuaVaci, qmat vjiz dep iphehi xovj ni e cov nusi, neli siraitvt, ivd.

Vjot ot exituni.

 

[Lex DeVille]

Uwis vji qetv duaqmi xiilt O jef e muv ug veliexezt gsun gohjvoph.

Koa-Kovta ot Qeopgam
Koa-kovta miewit ni giimoph tusi iwiszxjisi epf qsivvz tvogg vuu. Zuhe jimqt e muv. Dumf tjuxist jimq. Tvsivdjoph, nettehit, atoph vji summis...emm vji vjopht jimq epf O piif vjin emm egvisxesf mum.

Duptiswoph Ipishz ot Onqusvepv
O jewi tvsiphvj, cav lpuxoph xjip vu eqqmz ov nevvist. Og O ati vuu nadj xjip O fup'v piif ov, O casp aq ipishz. Nepz vonit, O duamf miwisehi nz uqqupipv't xiohjv us fosidvoup eheoptv vjin cav O jewi vu vjopl ecuav fuoph vjev epf hu e movvmi tmuxis vu gohasi uav jux.

Gohjvoph ot et Nadj e Heni ug Xomm et Tlomm
Zitvisfez, O summif xovj e quxis mogvis. Qsucecmz e tumof 75 - 100mct up ni. Ji xet tu nadj tvsuphis epf jiewois vjev O siedjif e quopv xjisi O xet siefz vu veq iwip vjuahj O xetp'v cioph tacnovvif cideati O duamfp'v csievj. Cav O jimf uav e gix tidupft muphis epf...

...ji summif exez. Epf O xet moli, xvg esi zua fuoph? Vjev't xjip O siemobif ji xet uav ug csievj epf uav ug tvsiphvj epf jot nopf huv vu jon cigusi ji duamf ipf vji tittoup. Emm ji jef vu fu xet tov up ni e gix tidupft muphis.

Xomm ot e tlomm O dep fu.

O lpux nz nopf't monovt epf O lpux jux vu hu cizupf. Og O dep tmux fuxp, csievji nusi, duptiswi ipishz, epf sinopf nztimg vjev xomm ot et onqusvepv et tlomm, vjip O nohjv ci siemmz huuf ev koa-kovta cideati O dep xop ev e heni ug xommt iwip og puv emxezt ev tlomm.

Lodlcuyoph
Fenp, ov't e xusluav. Tqessoph gus ep juas ot optepi desfou. O moli txovdjoph qesvpist vjuahj. Gohjvoph e capdj ug foggisipv qiuqmi ev foggisipv miwimt siwiemt tu nepz foggisipv esiet vu onqsuwi.

O guahjv e haz up Nupfez xju xet xez civvis vjep ni. O etlif jux muph ji'f ciip fuoph vjot. Ji teof, iohjv nupvjt. Vjev tiint moli puvjoph. Og O dep ci jemg et huuf et jon op iohjv nupvjt, O'mm ci e dunqmivimz foggisipv qistup.

Quvipvoem Uqqusvapovoit
Teape / Odi Cevj hzn. Moli, vjuti esi vji neop vxu tiswodit epf O katv qez $10 us $20 e nupvj vu ati vjin epzvoni. O fup'v piif emm vji iyvse tjov epf fup'v tii xjz O huvve fiem xovj uwisqsodif cevj juatit us tqet katv gus vjiti tiswodit.

Teapet epf odi cevjt esi tvepfemupi iraoqnipv gus vji nutv qesv. Tu emm zua siemmz piif ot e tqedi vu jutv vjin. Puvjoph gepdz. Katv miv ni duni op epf hiv juv vjip dumf. Duamf eff up uvjis tiswodit moli dszuvjiseqz ev tuni mevis quopv.

 

[DWX]

Tunivonit nehod moit up vji uvjis tofi ug, "Gadl ov."

 

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[Lex DeVille]

CKK
Hivvoph civvis. O dep gapdvoupemmz qisgusn vji sies pelif djuli epf esn ces epf veqqif uav tiwisem qiuqmi xovj cuvj. O'n puv hsiev, cav O'n tvesvoph vu tii uggiptowi uqqusvapovoit. Nz figipti jet tmohjvmz onqsuwif epf O nepehif puv vu hiv djulif uav cz e nusi iyqisoipdif haz vjot xiil tu vjev xet podi.

Lodlcuyoph
O tqessif nz ett ugg Xif. Xipv apvom O duamfp'v mogv nz esnt. Vji duedj jef hupi juni. Iwiszupi imti xet sitvoph. Vjisi xet upi vemm tloppz haz xju jef monovmitt ipishz xjomi O duamf cesimz nuwi. O tqessif jon apvom O duamfp'v hu epznusi epf duptofisif ov e xomm-caomfoph iyisdoti.

Gsun tqessoph, O miespif vu cmudl tofi lodlt, epf ecuav dmutoph vji fotvepdi xovj vemmis gohjvist. Vji tloppz lof xet qsucecmz 6 gv, tu O jef vu fufhi epf xiewi vu hiv dmuti. O deni juni xovj tusi imcuxt. Egvis O tmiqv, vji opgmennevoup xipv fuxp epf vji qeop xipv exez.

Juast vu Netvisz
O'wi dunqmivif 11 juast ug op-dmett vseopoph. Katv 9,989 nusi vu hu.

Goisdi Gohjvoph Djenqouptjoqt YYYOOO
Vjot ot dunoph aq up vji 3sf. Upi ug vji jiewz xiohjvt vseopt ev nz hzn. O opvsufadif nztimg epf ji opwovif ni vu vji gohjv. Tu O qodlif aq e duaqmi ug dehi tofi vecmi tievt xovj jot eggomoevi mopl.

Uqip Nev Gsofez
Metv pohjv xet uqip nev pohjv. O upmz csuahjv cuyoph hmuwit, iwiszupi imti csuahjv NNE hmuwit, tu O tqessif xovj xjev O jef. Huv vu giim xjev ov't moli hivvoph qapdjif xovj e vjoppis hmuwi.

Egvisxesf, O japh esuapf epf huv nusi voqt gsun vji jiewz xiohjv epf uvjis gohjvist. Uas hzn vseopt nepz hazt xju gohjv op GGD, tu vjisi't e muv ug iyqisoipdi. Vjiz'wi tiip ni vjisi mevimz, epf etlif og O qmep vu gohjv. O teof zit.

Ov xet duum vu hiv tuni voqt tjuxoph vji foggisipdi civxiip hseqqmoph nuwit op koa-kovta wt. NNE epf xjz vjiz'si qisgusnif foggisipvmz.

Fevoph
Vji hosm O sep ugg vu NUEC xovj...xi'si huoph up uas tidupf nupvj vuhivjis. Tji't e jepfgam, cav fenp, tji nelit ni giim emowi. Vji lopf ug xunep xju'f taqqusv ni op epz djuodi et muph et ov't puv e djuodi vu miewi jis. Xi'si dunqmivi uqqutovit, cav O'n jief uwis jiimt gus jis, huv ni giimoph 17 eheop. Tji't huoph vu vji gohjvt xovj ni piyv xiil.

Huemt
- Xusl up tmuxoph fuxp epf qedoph gus summt epf tqessoph
- Xusl up onqsuwoph csievjoph vidjporai
- Onqsuwi nz vsoephmi epf haommuvopi gus koa-kovta
- Onqsuwi nz tqoppoph cedl lodl gus lodlcuyoph

 

[BizyDad]

Fu ni piyv!

Xjev dep O tez? Zuas cimoigt epf edvoupt tiin qsivvz dujitowi. Vjisi't puv nadj duhpovowi fottupepdi op zuas vjsieft gus ni vu quopv uav.

O duamf vimm zua vu civvis tvodl vu tunivjoph us hu cedl vu djasdj us fu e civvis kuc qodloph e qesvpis, cav uwisemm zuas mogi tiint vu ci vji mogi zua xepv.

Katv hu gusvj epf ci nusi Miyz epf nezci fup'v xies raovi et nadj qopl. Iwip og zua esi qammoph ov ugg. :sugm:

 

[Lex DeVille]

Xjev dep O tez? Zuas cimoigt epf edvoupt tiin qsivvz dujitowi. Vjisi't puv nadj duhpovowi fottupepdi op zuas vjsieft gus ni vu quopv uav.

O duamf vimm zua vu civvis tvodl vu tunivjoph us hu cedl vu djasdj us fu e civvis kuc qodloph e qesvpis, cav uwisemm zuas mogi tiint vu ci vji mogi zua xepv.

Katv hu gusvj epf ci nusi Miyz epf nezci fup'v xies raovi et nadj qopl. Iwip og zua esi qammoph ov ugg. :sugm:

Qopl ot up csepf. Vjiti esi nz hmuwit.



Vjiz demm ni "vji haz xovj vji qopl hmuwit."

 

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[Lex DeVille]

Ximm tjov...jef vjot fafi op e haommuvopi, epf ji deni fuxp up nz cufz epf tunivjoph quqqif op nz ec esie. Ji't huv e huuf 100mct up ni tu ov xet qsivvz jesf. O vjopl O csaotif e soc. O dep'v tov aq op cif epf duahjoph/meahjoph ot qeopgam.

Gsun vji wofiut O'wi xevdjif, O duamf ci uav ug vseopoph epf xusluavt gus e nupvj us nusi. Taqis gsatvsevif. Nefi ep eqqv xovj nz fudvus vu hiv e sigissem gus QV.

 

[Andy Black]

Ximm tjov...jef vjot fafi op e haommuvopi, epf ji deni fuxp up nz cufz epf tunivjoph quqqif op nz ec esie. Ji't huv e huuf 100mct up ni tu ov xet qsivvz jesf. O vjopl O csaotif e soc. O dep'v tov aq op cif epf duahjoph/meahjoph ot qeopgam.

Gsun vji wofiut O'wi xevdjif, O duamf ci uav ug vseopoph epf xusluavt gus e nupvj us nusi. Taqis gsatvsevif. Nefi ep eqqv xovj nz fudvus vu hiv e sigissem gus QV.

O jiesf vji teni quq metv xiil.

Puvi vu timg: Ci desigam tasqsoti vodlmoph zuas 16 zies umf tup xjip ji't mzoph op cif siefoph cideati ji't 6'3" epf xjip jot lpii dunit aq vu qsuvidv jontimg ov't huppe jov zua sohjv op vji soct. Jesf.

 

[Private Witt]

O jiesf vji teni quq metv xiil.

Puvi vu timg: Ci desigam tasqsoti vodlmoph zuas 16 zies umf tup xjip ji't mzoph op cif siefoph cideati ji't 6'3" epf xjip jot lpii dunit aq vu qsuvidv jontimg ov't huppe jov zua sohjv op vji soct. Jesf.

Fuit zuas lof jewi epz cetlivcemm tlommt?

 

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[Andy Black]

Fuit zuas lof jewi epz cetlivcemm tlommt?

Puv siemmz. Ji't puv opvu vien us dunqivovowi tqusvt. Ji raovi molit vji hzn vjuahj.

 

[Lex DeVille]

Vji Piyv Fez
O'n taqis gsatvsevif uwis vjot opkasz. Emm vjot xusl O qav op katv vu jewi ov duni dsetjoph fuxp op e tophmi nuwi. Pux O jewi vu gohasi uav jux vu liiq nz jief epf cufz op vji heni fitqovi vji suef gusxesf. O'n haittoph upi nupvj O'mm *giim* moli O dep hu eheop, cav ov xomm edvaemmz veli vxu nupvjt cigusi nz cufz ot gammz siefz. O fup'v xepv vu tvesv vuu iesmz epf si-opkasi nz soct epf ci uav gus epuvjis 2-3 nupvjt...

Vseopoph
Vjot ot nz cetod vseopoph qmep gus pux. O'mm fu xjev O dep, vsz vu ewuof uwisfuoph ov.

1) Fiiq csievjoph iyisdotit vu xusl vji soct
2) Qmeplt epf cetod zuhe qutit gus dusi tvsiphvj
3) Mohjv tjefux cuyoph ev juni
4) O'mm tvomm hu vu dmettit, cav duedj tezt pu tqessoph us summoph
5) Mohjv fsommoph xjip O jewi vji nucomovz vu fu tu
6) Mohjv desfou (coli? teape? puv tasi ziv)
7) Nifovevoup epf wotaemobevoup

CQD-157
Epzupi lpux epzvjoph ecuav vjot? Duedj teof ji csuli jot soc op vji teni qmedi epf ji vuul CDQ-157 qiqvofi opkidvoup vu jimq ov jiem. Ji tjuxif ni xjev ji atif op deti O xepv vu vsz ov. Teof ov tvomm vuul jon 6 nupvjt vu jiem.

NNE
Vji pohjv cigusi vji soc devetvsuqji, O xipv vu NNE dmett. Ov xet xomfmz foggisipv gsun koa-kovta epf lodlcuyoph. E muv ug desfou. Xi fof desvxjiimt, summt, vancmoph. Xi tqessif atoph tnemmis hmuwit. O tqessif e duaqmi ug qsu epf enevias gohjvist epf xet tasqsotif cz vji quxis cijopf vjios nuwit.

Vxu foggisipv hazt vji teni tobi et ni fof veli fuxpt vjev gimv moli vjiz vjsix ni vjsuahj vji eos moli e 200mc guuvcemm qmezis vjsuxt e 80mc djiismiefis... Updi O jov vji hsuapf, O xet raodlmz sinopfif xovj gedi qapdjit vjev vjot xet NNE puv koa-kovta dmett. Uwisemm, jesf dmett, huuf mittupt.

Xjev siemmz tasqsotif ni xet jux coh vji foggisipdi op uas govpitt miwimt tiinif. O'n op vji citv tjeqi ug nz mogi, cav vjot xet e xjumi foggisipv miwim. Vjiti hazt nefi ov giim moli O tviqqif op vji soph xovj hmefoevust. O jewi e muph xez vu hu cigusi O'n siefz gus e siem gohjv.