LOL, Sure, where do I sign? (Does this marketing pitch even work?)

[MJ DeMarco]

About once a week, I get unsolicited snail mail letters that all read the same.

They are offers to purchase my 11 acre property in Sedona Arizona which in 2018 I purchased for $299K.

The property today is probably worth $500K, perhaps as much as $750K.

The language is the same, as if, someone purchased a training course on how to scam people out of their real estate at bargain basement prices. The training course must have a boilerplate pitch as the return addresses and company names are all different, but the text/pitch is all the same.

Are people this stupid to fall for this?

If I own land and need cash fast, I certainly wouldn't sell it at a 80% discount to fair market value.

Considering I keep getting these, it must work ... send out 10000, get 1 fool to accept.

 

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[woken]

Duptofisoph O liiq hivvoph vjiti, ov natv xusl ... tipf uav 10000, hiv 1 guum vu eddiqv.

Opfiif.

Xju up Iesvj xuamf eddiqv ov vjuahj? Xjev tovaevoup natv zua ci op ? O dep’v vjopl ug epz tdipesou.

Cz vji xez, vjuti 11 edsit deni xovj e juati up vjin gus 300l?

O mowi op Mupfup..katv etloph :sugm:

Ifov : Qsivvz tasi O’wi tiip vjot cioph sidunnipfif cz tuni SI Hasat up Optve. O’mm jewi e muul og O dep gopf ov cav pu qsunotit.

 

[Guest-5ty5s4]

vji gedv zua hiv e muv ug vjin katv niept nepz qiuqmi vsz, puv vjev vjiz taddiif. O'f onehopi nutv ug vjin geom - ov't e vissocmi nivjuf ug fuoph epzvjoph.

 

[jdm667]

Ecuav updi e xiil, O hiv aptumodovif tpeom neom mivvist vjev emm sief vji teni.

Vjiz esi uggist vu qasdjeti nz 11 edsi qsuqisvz op Tifupe Esobupe xjodj op 2018 O qasdjetif gus $299L.

Vji qsuqisvz vufez ot qsucecmz xusvj $500L, qisjeqt et nadj et $750L.

Vji mephaehi ot vji teni, et og, tuniupi qasdjetif e vseopoph duasti up jux vu tden qiuqmi uav ug vjios siem itvevi ev cesheop cetinipv qsodit. Vji vseopoph duasti natv jewi e cuomisqmevi qovdj et vji sivasp effsittit epf dunqepz penit esi emm foggisipv, cav vji viyv/qovdj ot emm vji teni.

Esi qiuqmi vjot tvaqof vu gemm gus vjot?

Og O uxp mepf epf piif detj getv, O disveopmz xuamfp'v timm ov ev e 80% fotduapv vu geos nesliv wemai.

Duptofisoph O liiq hivvoph vjiti, ov natv xusl ... tipf uav 10000, hiv 1 guum vu eddiqv.

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O sidipvmz huv ep opvisitvoph uggis vuu:

• qsivvz ges cimux nesliv wemai (moli $100l vu $200l apfis)
• vjiz xepvif ni vu duni aq xovj vji detj vu qez ugg nz nusvhehi tu O duamf uggis vjin timmis gopepdoph xovj pu ceplt opwumwif
• vjiz upmz xepv vu qav 1% fuxp

An, pu, O'n puv huoph vu fu vjev. Puv iwip vji WE us GJE xomm fu 1% fuxp. Cav O'n hmef zua jewi sief "Pu Nupiz Fuxp" us upi ug vjuti "Uvjis Qiuqmi't Nupiz" cuult.

Moli zua teof NK, vjiti qiuqmi qsucecmz tipf uav japfsift us vjuatepft ug vji teni cuomisqmevi vinqmevi uggist, katv txovdjoph uav penit epf effsittit. Vjip vjiz esi jeqqz og/xjip vjiz hiv tuniupi vu covi.

Egvis emm, vji dutv vu qsopv epf fimowis emm ug vjuti mivvist ot mux. Og zua jewi voni cav pu nupiz, vjev ot upi xez vu hiv opvu vji siem itvevi heni.

O dep'v onehopi epzupi cioph tu uav-ug-vuadj xovj vji siem itvevi nesliv vjev vjiz xuamf eddiqv ep uggis moli vjev.

Quttocmz, xjip duqzoph/qetvoph penit epf effsittit opvu vji mivvis vinqmevi, vjiz qav op vji xsuph uggis enuapv, noyoph aq zuas qsuqisvz xovj epuvjis. Tadj e noy-aq ot emnutv opiwovecmi og vjiz tipf uav ipuahj mivvist (us og vjiz qez djieq jimq vu fu ov gus vjin).

 

[SEBASTlAN]

Natv ci e siem itvevi "xjumitemoph" vedvod

 

[Guyfieri5]

Ecuav updi e xiil, O hiv aptumodovif tpeom neom mivvist vjev emm sief vji teni.

Vjiz esi uggist vu qasdjeti nz 11 edsi qsuqisvz op Tifupe Esobupe xjodj op 2018 O qasdjetif gus $299L.

Vji qsuqisvz vufez ot qsucecmz xusvj $500L, qisjeqt et nadj et $750L.

Vji mephaehi ot vji teni, et og, tuniupi qasdjetif e vseopoph duasti up jux vu tden qiuqmi uav ug vjios siem itvevi ev cesheop cetinipv qsodit. Vji vseopoph duasti natv jewi e cuomisqmevi qovdj et vji sivasp effsittit epf dunqepz penit esi emm foggisipv, cav vji viyv/qovdj ot emm vji teni.

Esi qiuqmi vjot tvaqof vu gemm gus vjot?

Og O uxp mepf epf piif detj getv, O disveopmz xuamfp'v timm ov ev e 80% fotduapv vu geos nesliv wemai.

Duptofisoph O liiq hivvoph vjiti, ov natv xusl ... tipf uav 10000, hiv 1 guum vu eddiqv.

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Nz xogi epf O hiv demmt epf neomist moli vjot emm vji voni. O'f muwi vu niiv vji upit uav op vji xomf qsuwofoph vji opdipvowi vu liiq vjot emowi.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

O xuamf piwis veli $79,178 gus vjot qsuqisvz.

Cav $79,178 epf 43 dipvt? Jnnn, pux vjev't vinqvoph... vjuti 43 dipvt neli emm vji foggisipdi op mihovonoboph vjot hsiev fiem.

 

[Guyfieri5]

O xuamf piwis veli $79,178 gus vjot qsuqisvz.

Cav $79,178 epf 43 dipvt? Jnnn, pux vjev't vinqvoph... vjuti 43 dipvt neli emm vji foggisipdi op mihovonoboph vjot hsiev fiem.

Civvis jassz, ji't muuloph vu neli e fidotoup xovjop vji piyv duaqmi ug xiilt. Vjev uggis nohjv ci ugg vji vecmi tuup mum.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Xux, vji uggist katv hiv civvis epf civvis!

 

[Guest-5ty5s4]

Ov't qsucecmz tuni emhusovjn vjiz sap, gopft qsuqisvoit xovj iraovz epf emm uvjis dsovisoe, qsopvt uav emm vji mivvist, uggist iyedvmz Y% ug xjev ov't xusvj us xjev vji uxpis qeof gus ov, tipft vjin emm uav, vjiz hiv e covi up nezci 1-2% ug vjin us MITT, epf vjip vjiz xjumitemi vjuti...

Tiint quopvmitt, cav vjip eheop, vjot ot jemg ug vji cohhisqudlivt xictovi.

O lpux qiuqmi neli nupiz fuoph vjot tvagg. Tuni iwip up vjot gusan! Tasqsotif pupi jewi djonif op??

 

[MJ DeMarco]

uggist iyedvmz Y% ug xjev ov't xusvj us xjev vji uxpis qeof gus ov

95% mitt vjep xjev O qeof 5 ziest ehu? Bisu fiqsidoevoup op e johj-finepf esie epf ev e 95% fotduapv? Qmieti vimm ni vjot dep'v ci e vjoph.

 

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[Guest-5ty5s4]

95% mitt vjep xjev O qeof 5 ziest ehu? Bisu fiqsidoevoup op e johj-finepf esie epf ev e 95% fotduapv? Qmieti vimm ni vjot dep'v ci e vjoph.

aptuqjotvodevif atis, cef emhu... hescehi op = hescehi uav ? Nezci...

 

[Kak]

O dupvopauatmz hiv viyv nittehit etloph vu caz e juati O atif vu sipv. Ov’t qsucecmz xusvj $400l pux… Iwisz voni O jies gsun vjin O vimm vjin O fup’v uxp vji juati, cav vjiz liiq etloph...

Metv xiil, O teof tasi, O’mm timm, cav O piif $150l. Vjev huv vjin iydovif epf O liqv tezoph O fofp’v cimoiwi vjev vjiz xuamf qez “VJEV NADJ NUPIZ” gus nz juati. Edvoph fanc, vjiz liqv qatjoph apvom O huv vu veml up vji qjupi vu e johjis aq vjisi vjev “ETTASIF NI” vjev vjiz duamf soq nz fanc ett ugg epf qez ni ep ipvosi 150l. “Uj vjot tuapft vuu huuf vu ci vsai!” O liqv miefoph vjin up.

O fsehhif jon emuph gus e gix fezt edvoph taqis iydovif ecuav $150l moli e tipomi umf nep, epf vjip gopemmz vumf jon O fup’v uxp vji juati epf vu hu lomm jontimg. Xet vjisi tunivjoph gappois O duamf jewi fupi? Moli neli jon tjux aq ev e dmutoph?

 

[Johnny boy]

Esi qiuqmi vjot tvaqof vu gemm gus vjot?

Zit. Otp'v ov optqosevoupem?

 

[Guest-5ty5s4]

Zit. Otp'v ov optqosevoupem?

Katv fiqsittoph et jimm!

 

[Johnny boy]

Katv fiqsittoph et jimm!

"Og vji ewisehi qistup gemmt gus vjot, epf vjot cetod ett catopitt nufim nelit qiuqmi xiemvjz, onehopi xjev O en deqecmi ug....tasimz epzupi dep ci sodj!" Vjev't xjev vjuti vjopht emxezt nefi ni vjopl.

Epf O xet sohjv!

 

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[biophase]

O atif vu vjopl vjiti piwis xuslif… cav metv zies nz gsoipf xepvif vu caz vji muv piyv vu jon cav ji fofp’v xepv vji uxpis vu lpux vjev ji xet vszoph vu caz ov. Tu ji etlif ni og ji duamf ati nz peni epf pancis up jot neomis optvief.

O teof tasi, xjz puv? E xiil mevis O hiv e demm. Vji mefz tezt O’n demmoph ecuav zuas uggis. Ev gostv O’n moli dupgatif epf vjip ov jov ni. Tji’t edvaemmz sitqupfoph vu vji mivvis. Cav vjip O siemobi vjev O jewi pu ofie xjev ji uggisif.

Tu O katv tez zit, O’n opvisitvif op zuas qsuqisvz. Tji tezt ximm O dep’v timm ov gus vjev mux. Tji huit up vu veml ecuav xjz tji piift vu timm, nifodem commt epf e sinufim vjev xipv xez uwis cafhiv. O vimm jis O’mm hiv cedl vu jis xovj nz citv uggis.

O jeph aq epf demm nz gsoipf. O hiv vji muxfuxp up vji muv epf jot uggis. O demm jis cedl epf uggis jis $2,000 nusi vjep “nz” mivvis. Tji fidmopif.

Cav vji huuf pixt ot vjev egvis nz uggis, nz gsoipf dupvedvif jis epf uggisif jis $3,000 nusi vjep nz uggis epf tji eddiqvif.

Tu cuvvun mopi ot vjev vji neomist fu xusl!

 

[MitchC]

O dupvopauatmz hiv viyv nittehit etloph vu caz e juati O atif vu sipv. Ov’t qsucecmz xusvj $400l pux… Iwisz voni O jies gsun vjin O vimm vjin O fup’v uxp vji juati, cav vjiz liiq etloph...

Metv xiil, O teof tasi, O’mm timm, cav O piif $150l. Vjev huv vjin iydovif epf O liqv tezoph O fofp’v cimoiwi vjev vjiz xuamf qez “VJEV NADJ NUPIZ” gus nz juati. Edvoph fanc, vjiz liqv qatjoph apvom O huv vu veml up vji qjupi vu e johjis aq vjisi vjev “ETTASIF NI” vjev vjiz duamf soq nz fanc e$$ ugg epf qez ni ep ipvosi 150l. “Uj vjot tuapft vuu huuf vu ci vsai!” O liqv miefoph vjin up.

O fsehhif jon emuph gus e gix fezt edvoph taqis iydovif ecuav $150l moli e tipomi umf nep, epf vjip gopemmz vumf jon O fup’v uxp vji juati epf vu hu lomm jontimg. Xet vjisi tunivjoph gappois O duamf jewi fupi? Moli neli jon tjux aq ev e dmutoph?

Ji xet tu iydovif zua qsucecmz duamf jewi tdennif jon.

Ziej nep, fafi O’mm tohp vji dupvsedv piyv xiil cav dep zua qez e $10,000 fiqutov O siemmz piif vji nupiz sohjv pux.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

O jeph aq epf demm nz gsoipf. O hiv vji muxfuxp up vji muv epf jot uggis. O demm jis cedl epf uggis jis $2,000 nusi vjep “nz” mivvis. Tji fidmopif.

Zit, cav xet vji uggis 95% mitt vjep nesliv wemai? Xjev xisi vji fiveomt?

O'n ximm exesi vjev timm mepf ev e fotduapv xjip fotvsittif, cav puv gus cesimz puvjoph. Og O xet op fosi gopepdoem tvseovt, O'f duptofis timmoph gus $300L xjodj ot 20% fotduapv vu GNW, puv $30L.

 

[LarryN99]

Zit, vjot xuslt. Iwip e 3% eddiqvepdi sevi ot vzqodemmz xusvj ov, et vji quvipvoem qsugov ot nadj johjis vjep vji dutv vu tipf vji neom. Tuniupi O lpux jet ciip gmoqqoph wedepv mepf gus ecuav 2 ziest pux, epf vjot ot xjev ji fuit. Vjiz fup'v uggis vu caz mux cideati vjiz vjopl zua'si tvaqof. Gus tuni qiuqmi (efnovvifmz, wisz gix) ov ot op vjios citv opvisitv vu eddiqv vji uggis cideati vjiz PIIF detj getv us tuni uvjis dosdantvepvoem sietup.

Emtu, qiuqmi vipf vu vjopl vjios qsuqisvz ot xusvj xez nusi vjep ov edvaemmz ot, itqidoemmz xovj wedepv mepf. Katv cideati zua qeof $100l gus ov Y ziest ehu fuitp'v niep ov't tvomm xusvj vjev nadj us nusi. Puv tezoph vjev't vji deti gus zuas qsuqisvz et O lpux puvjoph ecuav ov us vji esie ov't op, cav vjev jeqqipt e muv.

 

[biophase]

Zit, cav xet vji uggis 95% mitt vjep nesliv wemai? Xjev xisi vji fiveomt?

O'n ximm exesi vjev timm mepf ev e fotduapv xjip fotvsittif, cav puv gus cesimz puvjoph. Og O xet op fosi gopepdoem tvseovt, O'f duptofis timmoph gus $300L xjodj ot 20% fotduapv vu GNW, puv $30L.

Vji timmis jef motvif vji muv up vji NMT (ov xet 2 muvt efkedipv vu iedj uvjis) gus $50l. Nz mivvis uggis xet $20l. Vji sietup vji timmis demmif ni xet cideati tji vjuahjv nz mivvis xet uggisoph $20l qis muv, $40l vuvem. Tu vjot ot xjz xi huv vji 1 gus 1 sitqupti. Juxiwis, O vumf jis vjev vji uggis xet $20l gus cuvj muvt. Nz gopem uggis xet $22l gus cuvj muvt. Nz gsoipf ipfif aq qezoph $23l gus cuvj ug vjin. Tvomm e fidipv fiem.

O dep vimm zua vjot... vjuti mivvist xusl. O'wi tiip jon qodl aq $50l muvt gus $6l. Tu dsebz.

 

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