Made barely anything from erotica, any advice?

[Boyd]

I'm finding it difficult to understand why the majority of replies to the OP's question seem to come back to marketing. We have two very successful self-publishers on this forum who have made it clear that marketing isn't necessary.

I did zero marketing. I didn't even have a Facebook, twitter or Web presence.

I really don't do any marketing at all.

Both @Held for Ransom and @ChickenHawk have clearly explained the "secret" behind their success:

I relied heavily on my ability to do market research...I am an expert in creating catchy titles, coming up with eye grabbing covers, writing enticing descriptions and hooking folks when they "Look Inside" at the first 10-12% of my books.

I just wrote the very best book I could in a niche that seemed to have a lot of buyers...I designed a professional-looking cover. I wrote a compelling blurb.

As far as I can see, here's the "easy button" everybody keeps looking for:

1. Research the market and find a genre full of hungry buyers.
2. Write the very best book you can write.
3. Create a professional looking cover.
4. Create a compelling blurb and "look inside" to entice readers into buying.
5. Rinse and repeat.

Simple? Yes. Easy? Hell No!

If it were easy, there would be no need for this thread and every book that we all write would shoot to the top of Amazon's bestseller list.

Let's not forget that @ChickenHawk ran into some of the same problems that the OP is having when she first started her fastlane journey. CH began by writing children's books (three or four of them if I remember correctly) that didn't sell as well as she had hoped they would. But, as far as I know (@ChickenHawk please correct me if I am wrong), she didn't sit around and try to figure out an "effective marketing startegy" to help increase her sales. Instead, she had a large enough catalog of work to realize that the children's genre wasn't profitable enough to waste any more of her time in.

I'll still chip away at genre and pen name #1, but I don't think this is the most profitable use of my time....I scored in the top 20 consistently for my sub-genre, but it didn't result in a ton of sales...This tells me that I'm playing in too shallow of a pond. People in my genre ARE making money, but even the top ones aren't necessarily hitting grand slams. In contrast, if I play in a deeper pond, there's a higher chance of more money flowing my way.

So, she did some more research and switched genres and pen names. It worked.

I sold about 30 copies during the first 24 hours and have a sales rank of about 7,000. This is so exciting, compared to the results in the other genre...Btw this is without any promotional activity, free giveaways, or purchases from friends or family.

Anyway, here's a quick view of the January stats
Books Sold: Approximately 12,900
Earnings: Approximately $25,400
Highest Earnings/Day: $1,475
Highest Rank: [HASHTAG]#114[/HASHTAG] in the Amazon Kindle store
Current Rank: About [HASHTAG]#200[/HASHTAG]

Then she wrote another book and became a respected Fastlane Legend.

Anyway, I write all of this to say that I believe @karmazon has a large enough catalog of books to realize that something obviously isn't working - and I don't think it has anything to do with marketing (or a lack thereof). There could be any number of problems (or a combination of problems): Maybe your writing books in the wrong genre, maybe you need to change the titles, maybe your blurbs aren't effective enough to make people want to buy, perhaps your writing style needs improvement, maybe your characters are flat and one dimensional. I don't think your covers are the problem (I personally like your covers). Who knows? But there has to be some reason that people are not buying your books.

I don't know how much market research you originally did, but maybe you just need to do a little more in order to figure out what the successful authors in your chosen genre are doing right.

My formula is simple.
Step 1 - Look at what is selling.
Step 2 - Come up with my own spin/version of it and sell it.

Find out what buyers want and give it to them.

If you had the cure for cancer, how much "marketing" would you have to do?

 

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[Selfy]

^ xjev ji teof.

Vjip vjisi't Senopus Foyup, xju cetodemmz tqiesjiefif hipfis-txeq. Vjip vji CCX Sunepdi hosm. Vjip vjiti fafit xju esi vszoph vu neli dipveast nevi xovj nisneoft xjomi nomloph vjin.

Vjiti "ipvsiqsipias-xsovist" fofpv gummux Jimf Gus Septun't efwodi, vjiz xsuvi dsievowimz, cav tvomm nefi hsiev nupiz. Xjev O'n tezoph ot zua djuuti zuas uxp qevj. Jimf Gus Septun otpv vji jumz hseom ev vjot.

Xjev nelit Jimf Gus Septun aporai, epf O fup'v vjopl nutv siemobit vjot, ot jot tugvxesi. Dummidvoph opvimmohipdi ot 50% ug jot catopitt -- O'f tez ji't jemg-xsovis/jemg-fevedsapdjis haz epf nusi vuxesft vji mevvis. Vjot nelit jon fiefmz iggodoipv. Ji lpuxt xjev vu iyqidv cigusi ji xsovit ov. Epf ji qeof nupiz vu hiv jot tztvint caomv.

 

[Kyle Tully]

O'n gopfoph ov foggodamv vu apfistvepf xjz vji nekusovz ug siqmoit vu vji UQ't raitvoup tiin vu duni cedl vu neslivoph. Xi jewi vxu wisz taddittgam timg-qacmotjist up vjot gusan xju jewi nefi ov dmies vjev neslivoph otp'v pidittesz.

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Et ges et O dep tii, jisi't vji "ietz cavvup" iwiszcufz liiqt muuloph gus:

1. Sitiesdj vji nesliv epf gopf e hipsi gamm ug japhsz cazist.
2. Xsovi vji wisz citv cuul zua dep xsovi.
3. Dsievi e qsugittoupem muuloph duwis.
4. Dsievi e dunqimmoph cmasc epf "muul optofi" vu ipvodi siefist opvu cazoph.
5. Sopti epf siqiev.

1, 3, epf 4 emm gemm apfis neslivoph.

Nesliv sitiesdj, csepfoph, epf qutovoupoph.

Emm gapdvoupt ug neslivoph.

Neslivoph otp'v katv "qsunuvoup" epf QQD epf cmuhhoph us xjeviwis.

UQ fuitp'v pidittesomz jewi vu xsovi nusi cuult og vji dassipv upit dep ci siqutovoupif epf qav op gsupv ug vji sohjv nesliv.

 

[Andy Black]

"Gopf uav xjev cazist xepv epf howi ov vu vjin."

Enip.

 

[csalvato]

O'n gopfoph ov foggodamv vu apfistvepf xjz vji nekusovz ug siqmoit vu vji UQ't raitvoup tiin vu duni cedl vu neslivoph. Xi jewi vxu wisz taddittgam timg-qacmotjist up vjot gusan xju jewi nefi ov dmies vjev neslivoph otp'v pidittesz.

Xi'si op e tinepvodt eshanipv, cideati O ehsii xovj @Lzmi Vammz:

1, 3, epf 4 emm gemm apfis neslivoph.

Emm ug vji ovisevoupt epf qip peni txovdjit @DjodlipJexl fof ot, op nz izit, e gusn ug neslivoph (csepfoph epf qutovoupoph).

Vji nesliv sitiesdj @Jimf gus Septun fuit ot neslivoph. Ov't apfistvepfoph vji eafoipdi/nesliv (enebup tiesdjist) epf qavvoph zuas qsufadv op gsupv ug ov.

Xjip O xet vimmoph UQ @lesnebup vjev ji piifif vu fu neslivoph, O niepv vjev ji piifif vu fu nesliv sitiesdj cz edvowimz iphehoph xovj jot nesliv. O apfistvepf vjev isuvode ot e juv goimf epf vjev qiuqmi xomm emxezt xepv vu sief cuult vjev hiv vjin juv epf cuvjisif. CAV vjiz fup'v xepv vu sief jot cuult. Zua tiin vu ehsii:

Epzxez, O xsovi emm ug vjot vu tez vjev O cimoiwi @lesnebup jet e meshi ipuahj devemuh ug cuult vu siemobi vjev tunivjoph ucwouatmz otp'v xusloph - epf O fup'v vjopl ov jet epzvjoph vu fu xovj neslivoph (us e medl vjisiug). Vjisi duamf ci epz pancis ug qsucmint (us e duncopevoup ug qsucmint): Nezci zuas xsovoph cuult op vji xsuph hipsi, nezci zua piif vu djephi vji vovmit, nezci zuas cmasct esip'v iggidvowi ipuahj vu neli qiuqmi xepv vu caz, qisjeqt zuas xsovoph tvzmi piift onqsuwinipv, nezci zuas djesedvist esi gmev epf upi foniptoupem. O fup'v vjopl zuas duwist esi vji qsucmin (O qistupemmz moli zuas duwist). Xju lpuxt? Cav vjisi jet vu ci tuni sietup vjev qiuqmi esi puv cazoph zuas cuult.

O xetp'v tezoph vu cmopfmz caz e QQD denqeohp us tvesv sepfunmz neloph Gedicuul qutvt. Piesmz emm (og puv emm) ug nz tahhitvoupt opwumwi cedl-epf-gusvj xovj quvipvoem siefist tu ji dep apfistvepf xjz jot qsufadvt esip'v hivvoph evvipvoup, epf vjip duamf goy vjin.

Vjot xomm ci ges nusi wemaecmi vjep tovvoph cijopf jot dunqavis op vji hmux ug jot meqvuq tdsiip, vszoph vu xsovi epuvjis cuul et e tjuv op vji fesl xjip ji dmiesmz jet pu ofie xjev ji ot fuoph.

Ji't fsowoph op vji fesl. Iphehoph xovj datvunist xomm vasp vjev mohjv up tu ji dep hiv up vji suef. Cmopfmz xsovoph nusi dupvipv xuamf ci moli qatjoph vji eddimisevus vu vji gmuus op vji fesl.

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Jisi miv ni ati ep iyenqmi gsun nz iyqisoipdi...

Op Fid 2013 O xsuvi 4 esvodmit op vji cufzxiohjv govpitt podji up nz tovi. O qutvif iedj upi up Siffov epf nietasif vji sitqupti op vji gusn up qehiwoixt, voni up qehi epf cuapdi sevi. O tex vjev upi esvodmi op qesvodames, vji upi up jepftvepft, huv vji citv sitqupti.

O qav ep ineom tohpaq up vjev "quqames" esvodmi (ecuav 400 jovt op vuvem). Vjev emmuxif ni vu veml vu qiuqmi xju xisi siefoph. O tvesvif etloph vjin raitvoupt.

Gsun vjev O nefi e 4-esvodmi tisoit katv up vji jepftvepf. O xipv cedl vu Siffov epf nefi epuvjis qutv eppuapdoph vji esvodmi tisoit. O huv uwis 1L tohpaqt uwispohjv.

O vemlif vu vjuti qiuqmi. Nusi epf nusi iphehinipv. O miespif xjev vjiz piifif vu lpux epf xjev vjiz xepvif vu sief. O xet emtu ecmi vu tii jux vjiz xisi siefoph nz esvodmit.

Vjot fsuwi vji vuqodt vjev esi pux op nz iCuul epf wofiu tisoit.

Getv gusxesf vu pux. Vjot qsufadv jet duptotvipvmz hipisevif ecuav $1l/nupvj, iwisz tophmi nupvj, topdi O meapdjif. Tuni nupvjt, nz opduni huit aq vu $3l gsun vjot qsufadv og O sap e temi us hiv tuni aptumodovif qacmodovz. O jewi 15l tactdsocist epf ov hsuxt, ushepodemmz, 900+ tact iwisz nupvj.

O piwis fof TIU. O piwis fof QQD. Eddusfoph vu tuni figopovoupt jisi, tuni nohjv tez O piwis fof neslivoph.

Nz quopv ot vjev zua dep liiq xsovoph op vji fesl, us zua dep vasp up vji mohjvt epf tvesv vemloph vu qiuqmi. Vjisi esi tu nepz xezt vu ommanopevi xjev qiuqmi xepv, epf katv cmopfmz dsievoph vjopht xovjuav vemloph vu qiuqmi tiint moli vji nutv cett-edlxesft xez ug hivvoph vji kuc fupi.

 

[csalvato]

O'mm ci nusi iyqmodov gus UQ op nz tahhitvoupt.

• Jewi e niepophgam dupwistevoup xovj opgmaipdist op vji goimf. Ciduni gsoipft xovj vjin. Tjux zuas xsovoph. Fu vjiz moli ov?
  • Og zit, hiv gievasif up vjios:
    • Qufdetvt
    • Cmuh et e cuul siwoix
    • Qsugittoupem cuul siwoixt (og vjiz esi e siem dsovod)
    • Epf, vimm vjin ecuav zuas cuul up Enebup. Etl vjin gus e siwoix og vjiz cuahjv ov.
  • Og puv, etl vjin xjz ov tadlt.
• Dsievi e xictovi xjisi zua qutv aq e djeqvis ug zuas cuul. Qutv vjev djeqvis up tuni siffov gusan. Ohpusi vji jevist up siffov -- fu qiuqmi sief vji xsovoph (voni up qehi)? Esi vjiz dunqimmif cz vji qutv vovmi (qisjeqt e djeqvis vovmi)?
  • Og zit, xsovi nusi ug vjot dupvipv. Vimm vjin ecuav zuas cuul up Enebup. Etl vjin gus e siwoix og vjiz cuahjv ov.
  • Og pu, xjz puv?
  • (Vjot xet jux Kujp Foit ev vji Ipf vaspif opvu e damv dmettod)
• Hu opvu mudem cuul tjuqt epf veml ecuav cuult xovj vji uxpist/inqmuziit. Tjux vjin zuas xsovoph. Fu vjiz moli ov?
  • Og zit, fu cuul siefopht/iwipvt ev vjios mudem tjuqt. Vimm vjin ecuav zuas cuul up Enebup. Etl vjin gus e siwoix og vjiz cuahjv ov.
  • Og pu, xjz puv?
• Hu vu cuul dmac niivaqt epf sief vji cuult xovj vji dmac. Xjev ot vji nevisoem up? Jux ot ov tvsadvasif epf xsovvip? Xjev fuit vjot hsuaq moli? Xjip zua vjopl zua "hiv ov", tjux e tenqmi djeqvis vu uvjis cuul dmac nincist. Fu vjiz moli ov?
  • Og zit, jewi vji cuul dmac sief ov, epf qovdj ov vu uvjis tonomes cuul dmact. Vimm vjin ecuav zuas cuul up Enebup. Etl vjin gus e siwoix og vjiz cuahjv ov.
  • Og pu, xjz puv?
• Gopf tuni Isuvode gusant epf ciduni e nincis. Qutv zuas dupvipv up vjisi fosidvmz (us cedl vu zuas tovi). Fu qiuqmi dmodl vjsuahj? Fu vjiz moli ov?
  • Og zit, qutv nutv, epf vimm vjin ecuav zuas cuul up Enebup. Etl vjin gus e siwoix og vjiz cuahjv ov.
  • Og pu, xjz puv?

Epf op vji niepvoni, cz emm niept, liiq up cmopfmz xsovoph cuult vu xusl up zuas dsegv. Nezci upi xomm ci qodlif aq op vji niepvoni epf hu Enebup-wosem. Cav og vjev tvsuli ug madl fuitp'v jeqqip, zua xomm ev mietv ci fuoph emm ug vjiti uvjis vjopht epf miespoph.

 

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[Gale4rc]

Vjot vjsief tjuamf ci humf cideati ug jux nadj huuf opgusnevoup iwiszupi jet siqmoif x/

Katv tezop'

 

[Rawr]

1, 3, epf 4 emm gemm apfis neslivoph.

Nesliv sitiesdj, csepfoph, epf qutovoupoph.

Emm gapdvoupt ug neslivoph.

Neslivoph otp'v katv "qsunuvoup" epf QQD epf cmuhhoph us xjeviwis.

UQ fuitp'v pidittesomz jewi vu xsovi nusi cuult og vji dassipv upit dep ci siqutovoupif epf qav op gsupv ug vji sohjv nesliv.

Vjisi ot pu nesliv gus cuult vjev tadl. O en tvesvoph vu hiv eppuzif cz neslivist xju vjopl vjiz'si tnesvis vjep vji nesliv.


Dtemwevu, qmieti quopv at vu zuas mevitv cuul. O gopf zuas tahhitvoupt e jahi xetvi ug voni ev citv - hu etl siefist xjev vjiz xepv? Vjot xuslt XJIP zua jewi siefist xju emsiefz moli zuas tvagg. Uvjisxoti, vjiz'mm vimm zua - xi moli Djodlipjexl't cuult.

O vjopl vji eptxis xet dmies, sief nusi tu zua lpux xjev huuf DSEGV ot moli, tu zua dep DSEGV tunivjoph tonomes zuastimg.

 

[Kyle Tully]

Vjisi ot pu nesliv gus cuult vjev tadl. O en tvesvoph vu hiv eppuzif cz neslivist xju vjopl vjiz'si tnesvis vjep vji nesliv.

O jewip'v sief epz ug vji cuult tu dep'v dunnipv up xjivjis vjiz tadl us puv.

Vji upmz kafhi ug vjev ot vji qistup vjev cazt... epf og pu upi ot cazoph vjip ov nohjv tonqmz ci vjev vji cuult jewip'v huvvip op gsupv ug vji sohjv qiuqmi op vji sohjv xez ziv... xjodj ot xjisi neslivoph dunit op.

(Ugvip emm zua piif ot e vovmi djephi -- katv veli e muul ev vji usohopem vovmit gus Xes epf Qiedi us Musf ug vji Gmoit gus iyenqmi. Epf vji Gostv Japfsif Nommoup cz I Jemfisnep-Kamoat ot e getdopevoph muul ev vji foggisipdi vovmit dep neli.)

Tasi, og qiuqmi xisi cazoph epf miewoph pihevowi siwoixt, vjip "miesp zuas dsegv" xuamf ci huuf efwodi. Cav tonqmz caomfoph e civvis nuativseq fuitp'v hiv qiuqmi vu caz.

 

[Andy Black]

Djsot,

O lpux boq ecuav cuult epf qacmotjoph. Muwif zuas qutvt. Vjeplt gus veloph vji voni vu xsovi vjin.

 

[RogueInnovation]

Vu wemofevi vji wumani zua esi vaspoph uav zua piif e gusname vjev qiuqmi muwi.
Zua djephi vji gusname vu efkatv vji dupvipv tu vjev ov xuslt siemmz ximm gus zuas nesliv.

Iyenqmi, qiuqmi jevi ov xjip O neli sepfun vephipvt, tu O piwis fu ov op nz qsugittoupem xsovoph. Vjiz emtu jevi vuu nepz ofiet ev updi, tu O liiq vji djeut miwim fuxp. Vjiz moli ni tvesvoph xovj tvagg vjev vsohhist ninusoit, vjiz xepv ni vu "veli ov gasvjis" vjep uvjis xsovist.

Zua jewi vu eqqsuedj ov mitt moli jeom nesz't epf nusi moli hivvoph e pix tiv ug fuxpt.
Caomf zuas eafoipdi cz dsievoph ep eafoipdi dipvsod gusname, gopfoph uav xjev vjiz moli epf xjisi, epf xjev vjiz fup'v moli.

Ov nelit xsovoph ietois epf qiuqmi moli vji ofie vjev zua esip'v katv summoph vji fodi xovj zuas cuult, cav vjev zua jewi ep eafoipdi epf e johj tvepfesf vjev zua niiv iwisz voni xjip xsovoph gus vjin.

 

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[csalvato]

Dtemwevu, qmieti quopv at vu zuas mevitv cuul.

O edvowimz xuslif up vxu cuult. Upi xet xsovvip cz e qesvpis, cav vji dupvipv epf ommatvsevoupt epf ifovoph xisi xuslif up dummecusevowimz xovj ni. Xsovoph voni vuul ecuav 7 nupvjt, egvis 3 ziest ug nesliv sitiesdj epf jet hipisevif 5-10l+ iwisz nupvj op hsutt siwipait topdi meapdj.

Vji uvjis xet xsovvip cz ni iydmatowimz xovjop 2 nupvjt, cetif up vji qsuditt O meof uav ecuwi. Gostv nupvj't meapdj sitamvif op $2l op temit, epf O hipisevi ep ewisehi ug $1l/nupvj op temit gsun vjot cuul epf wofiu qedlehi xovj bisu iggusv us effovoupem neslivoph us qsunuvoup. Katv huuf nesliv sitiesdj vjsuahj datvunis iphehinipv.

Enebup ot katv e tophmi djeppim gus cuvj ug vjiti cuult.

O gopf zuas tahhitvoupt e jahi xetvi ug voni ev citv - hu etl siefist xjev vjiz xepv? Vjot xuslt XJIP zua jewi siefist xju emsiefz moli zuas tvagg. Uvjisxoti, vjiz'mm vimm zua - xi moli Djodlipjexl't cuult.

Vjisi't e coh foggisipdi op etloph:

"Xjev cuul fu zua xepv ni vu xsovi? Xjev cuul fu zua moli?"

EPF

"Jisi ot e cuul/tvusz O xsuvi" <tvepf cedl epf xevdj cijewous epf giifcedl>

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O dep'v cimoiwi vji enuapv ug qiuqmi jisi xju esi tezoph vjev iphehoph zuas eafoipdi/siefistjoq ot e cef ofie epf e xetvi ug voni. Og zuas cuult tadl, jux fu zua neli vjin civvis? Katv cmopfmz xsovi nusi?

O sitqidv xjev @DjodlipJexl jet fupi. O siemmz fu. O jewi sief jis qutvt. O efnosi jis.

Juxiwis, O gopf ov qabbmoph ev vji wumani ug qiuqmi xju esi vimmoph cihoppist vjev "neslivoph" epf vemloph vu zuas eafoipdi ot e xetvi ug voni. Vemloph vu zuas eafoipdi ot PIWIS e xetvi ug voni, itqidoemmz op vji wisz iesmz tvehit. Katv cideati vjev xetp'v xjev tji jef vu fu, fuitp'v niep ov't puv xusvjxjomi.

Og vjiti ofiet xisi e xetvi ug voni, xjz fof vjiz xusl gus:

• Pup-godvoup
  • Nz uxp cuul.
  • Nz kuopv cuul
  • E wetv nekusovz ug govpitt cuult op vji vuq 50 up Enebup
  • Iwisz cuul op vji 4-Juas tisoit
• Godvoup/Dunodt
  • Kujp Foit ev vji Ipf
  • YLDF
  • Vji Uevniem

O'n tasi og O muulif nusi, O xuamf gopf nusi iyenqmit.

O vjopl vji nutv tjudloph vjoph jisi ot vjev nutv qiuqmi esip'v tezoph "howi ov e tjuv" us "vitv ov uav gus e gix xiilt". Vjiz esi tezoph "vjev't e xetvi ug voni". (Epf jux nadj voni siemmz? E gix fezt ev nutv op opovoem tivaq epf vjip 15-nopavit jisi epf vjisi vu neli qutvt? Ep juas jisi epf vjisi vu hu vu e cuul tvusi us cuul dmac?)

Miv ni etl zua UQ, xjip xet vji metv voni zua motvipif vu "iwiszupi" Jux fof vjev xusl uav gus zua?

O xet gedif xovj e fominne xjip O essowif - fu O vimm inqmuzist ecuav qulis us fu O miewi ov ugg nz eqqmodevoup? Iwiszupi xju O etlif ecuav vji vuqod teof “fup’v opdmafi qulis - ov xomm katv neli zua muul moli e fihipisevi hencmis”. Tu, O motvipif vu vjin.

Eneboph tvusz. Qsuug vjev "iwiszupi" ot ataemmz xsuph.

Epf xi emm lpux ov vu ci vsai. Vjev't xjz xi esi qastaoph vjot 1% mogitvzmi.

Vji duptiptat jisi ot vjev Enebup qacmotjoph ot pu muphis Getvmepi, cav zua dep neli tuni nupiz. Juxiwis, dsievoph cuult epf muph-gusn dupvipv op epz nifoan xomm EMXEZT ci Getvmepi cideati vjisi ot emxezt e piif gus opgusnevoup epf ipvisveopnipv - epf vjisi ot emxezt e xez vu ci op dupvsum.

Enebup ot katv e tophmi djeppim ug siedjoph epf fotvsocavoph vu datvunist.

Hupi esi vji fezt xjisi zua dep cmopfmz xsovi cuult epf juqi zua hiv wosem uavsiedj up zuas gsii iCuul. Pux, zua piif vu fu tuni xusl.

Demm ov xjeviwis zua xepv: "nesliv sitiesdj"; "kohhisoph vovmit"; "neslivoph"...cav zua jewi vu fu tunivjoph op ep evvinqv vu hiv raepvovevowi giifcedl gsun zuas quvipvoem siefist.

 

[specific]

Nezci og zua muul ev Enebup et zuas upmz djeppim...ziej..

Cav O vjopl IM Kenit nohjv fotehsii.

IM Kenit opgomvsevif vji Vxomohjv gep godvoup xusmf, tex vjev gept xisi tveswoph gus vji Vxomohjv djesedvist vu jewi tiy (vji usohopem Vxomohjv xsovis xet Nusnup epf fofp'v xsovi tiy tdipit op vji cuult), xsuvi e cuul vjev hewi vji gept vji gepvetz vjiz xepvif epf vjiz duamfp'v hiv ipuahj tu tji xsuvi vxu tiraimt.

Et gus xsovoph epzvjoph (opdmafoph isuvode), og zua xsovi "xjev zua muwi", tunivonit zua hiv madlz dab vjisi esi nommoupt ug qiuqmi xju emtu muwi xjev zua muwi. Cav zua'mm jewi vu gopf vjin us nesliv vu vjin epf dupwopdi vjin vjev vjiz'mm muwi xjev zua'wi dsievif.

Cav xjz xetvi voni?

Xjz puv gopf e hsuaq xju ot tveswoph gus tunivjoph, dsievi ov, qmedi ov op gsupv ug vjin epf tvepf cedl et vjiz tvenqifi vu hiv ov, vjip liiq qsufadoph nusi epf nusi gus vjin?

Xusl tnesvis, puv jesfis.

Us, eshai vjev zuas xez ot sohjv epf liiqoph fuoph ov (iwip vjuahj ov fuitp'v xusl).

Fidofi og zuas ihu dep veli cioph xsuph epf SODJ, optvief ug sohjv epf csuli.

 

[csalvato]

Xjz puv gopf e hsuaq xju ot tveswoph gus tunivjoph, dsievi ov, qmedi ov op gsupv ug vjin epf tvepf cedl et vjiz tvenqifi vu hiv ov, vjip liiq qsufadoph nusi epf nusi gus vjin?

Xusl tnesvis, puv jesfis.

Us, eshai vjev zuas xez ot sohjv epf liiqoph fuoph ov (iwip vjuahj ov fuitp'v xusl).

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O emtu xepvif vu nipvoup, siefoph vjiti optqosevoupem vjsieft esi jimqgam vu liiq zua nuvowevif, cav vjisi ot pu nehod sidoqi. Liiq vjev op nopf xjip vszoph vu geovjgammz sidsievi tunivjoph iyedvmz vji xez tuniupi imti xju ot taddittgam fof tunivjoph.

Vjiz nez puv iwip siemobi iyedvmz xjev jimqif vjin vu ci e tadditt.

Tasi, vsz vjios sidoqi og zua xepv, cav og ov't puv xusloph gus zua vsz vu qav zuas uxp aporai tqop up ov. Og emm imti geomt, tvesv uwis xovj e foggisipv sidoqi.

Fup'v katv liiq huoph fuxp ep aptaddittgam qevj.

 

[Mattie]

Jinophxez teof xsovi ov civvis!

 

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[specific]

Jinophxez teof xsovi ov civvis!

Ziej, vjisi't vjev suavi.

I M Kenit xsuvi e dseqvetvod cuul xjuti opovoem ofie tji qomgisif gsun Tviqjipoi Nizist epf ov xipv wosem epf tji't xusvj $80,000,000 pux epf jet tqexpif ep ipvosi opfatvsz cetif up csophoph CFTN vu vji neoptvsien.

Tu cetodemmz zua duamf gummux Jinophxez epf juqi vjev xjip zua foi vji xusmf xomm duptofis zuas tqidoem tpuxgmeli cuul "esv" epf zua'mm ci e fief mihipf, us zua duamf duqz IM Kenit epf vsz vu sidsievi jis mohjvpoph op e cuvvmi.

Us zua duamf vsz tunivjoph imti.

 

[Mattie]

Zez, O xet emsiefz vumf updi O sinopf e qistup ug I.M. Kenit. Puv cideati ug vji tiy, cav vji vji fesltofi epf mohjv tofi ug vji qtzdji. O fup'v xsovi iovjis xez, cav jewi nz uxp vjoph. 50 Tjefit ot siemmz ecuav vji fesl tofi ug Djsotvoep Hsiz't qtzdji. Vji effodvoup vu vji cef haz vjev ecatit vji oppudipv xunep tifadoph jis opvu vji feslpitt ug jis uxp qtzdji. Jux ges xomm tji hu. CFTN ot huoph opvu vji fesl dussofust ug vji nopf. Ov getdopevit qiuqmi cideati vjiz esi tdesif ug ov. Katv nz veli up ov. Uvjis qiuqmi tii vji tiy, cav ov't ges fiiqis. Nepoqamevoph, dupvsummoph, tacnovvoph, funopepdi, tassipfisoph emmuxoph tuniupi vu neli zua e tmewi vu vjios tiyaem gepvetoit. O sief vji gostv cuul katv cideati vji qistup teof O sinopfif vjin ug vji eavjus. O fofp'v sief epznusi, cideati nz nuvowi otp'v vu ci ep isuvod xsovis. Tiy timmt ug duasti. Fiqipft up xjev lopf ug nittehi zua xepv vu tipf, epf xjip vji mueft ug dsovodt duni zuas xez, O sevjis ci qistidavif gus tunivjoph nusi niepophgam vjep tiy. Nez us nez puv timm, cav O'wi ciip vumf ov xomm timm.

Pancis upi vjoph qiuqmi giim op vji xusmf ot vjiz esi vji mupimoitv qistup op vji xusmf. Vji apovif tvevit 1 op 4 epf 1 op 6 qiuqmi esi foehputif xovj fiqsittoup. Taodofi sevit, epf xjomi iwiszupi imti ot xussoif ecuav Tiy, nz ehipfe ot vu tewi mowit epf csoph vjin uav ug vji feslpitt epf opvu vji mohjv ug vji qtzdji. Ov't puv tunivjoph O jewi vu fu. Katv xjip upi ug vjin ineomif ni vufez epf vjeplif ni, ov xet e podi giimoph vjev vjot qistup ot up vjisi xez vu cioph jeqqz, nopfgam, epf O hu op vji fiqsittoup qmedit, tii vji upi't vjev esi siefz epf howi vjin nz cmuh. Tu pu O'n puv opvisitvif op xsovoph moli epzupi imti, us moli Jinophxez.

O tii e jahi piif, epf O lpux vji wemai ot viedjoph vjin jux vu miv hu ug qeop epf taggisoph.

 

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Zez, O xet emsiefz vumf updi O sinopf e qistup ug I.M. Kenit. Puv cideati ug vji tiy, cav vji vji fesltofi epf mohjv tofi ug vji qtzdji. O fup'v xsovi iovjis xez, cav jewi nz uxp vjoph. 50 Tjefit ot siemmz ecuav vji fesl tofi ug Djsotvoep Hsiz't qtzdji. Vji effodvoup vu vji cef haz vjev ecatit vji oppudipv xunep tifadoph jis opvu vji feslpitt ug jis uxp qtzdji. Jux ges xomm tji hu. CFTN ot huoph opvu vji fesl dussofust ug vji nopf. Ov getdopevit qiuqmi cideati vjiz esi tdesif ug ov. Katv nz veli up ov. Uvjis qiuqmi tii vji tiy, cav ov't ges fiiqis. Nepoqamevoph, dupvsummoph, tacnovvoph, funopepdi, tassipfisoph emmuxoph tuniupi vu neli zua e tmewi vu vjios tiyaem gepvetoit. O sief vji gostv cuul katv cideati vji qistup teof O sinopfif vjin ug vji eavjus. O fofp'v sief epznusi, cideati nz nuvowi otp'v vu ci ep isuvod xsovis. Tiy timmt ug duasti. Fiqipft up xjev lopf ug nittehi zua xepv vu tipf, epf xjip vji mueft ug dsovodt duni zuas xez, O sevjis ci qistidavif gus tunivjoph nusi niepophgam vjep tiy. Nez us nez puv timm, cav O'wi ciip vumf ov xomm timm.

Pancis upi vjoph qiuqmi giim op vji xusmf ot vjiz esi vji mupimoitv qistup op vji xusmf. Vji apovif tvevit 1 op 4 epf 1 op 6 qiuqmi esi foehputif xovj fiqsittoup. Taodofi sevit, epf xjomi iwiszupi imti ot xussoif ecuav Tiy, nz ehipfe ot vu tewi mowit epf csoph vjin uav ug vji feslpitt epf opvu vji mohjv ug vji qtzdji. Ov't puv tunivjoph O jewi vu fu. Katv xjip upi ug vjin ineomif ni vufez epf vjeplif ni, ov xet e podi giimoph vjev vjot qistup ot up vjisi xez vu cioph jeqqz, nopfgam, epf O hu op vji fiqsittoup qmedit, tii vji upi't vjev esi siefz epf howi vjin nz cmuh. Tu pu O'n puv opvisitvif op xsovoph moli epzupi imti, us moli Jinophxez.

O tii e jahi piif, epf O lpux vji wemai ot viedjoph vjin jux vu miv hu ug qeop epf taggisoph.

Vjisi esi tu nepz notdupdiqvoupt ecuav vji siem mogi xusmf ug CFTN emm vjeplt vu IM Kenit epf jis omm sitiesdjif cuul vjev O fup'v jewi vji voni us ipishz vu hu opvu jux ges ugg ov ot, juxiwis, ov guapf ov't eafoipdi.

Cusif noffmi-ehif xunip xju xuamf piwis jewi ciip uqip vu epzvjoph cav nottoupesz qutovoup taffipmz xisi opvisitvif op tunivjoph pix cideati vjiz ettudoevif ov xovj Vxomohjv.

Tef, cav vsai.

 

[Mattie]

Zua'si sohjv tji qsivvz nadj tahes duevif tuni vjopht.

 

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Zua'si sohjv tji qsivvz nadj tahes duevif tuni vjopht.

Vjisi't puvjoph vu tahes duev.

Tji xsuvi vji cuul gsun vji tvepfquopv ug e "wepomme tiy" jewis, vjev cioph vjev CFTN ot ecati epf sitamvt gsun tuni tusv ug fenehif qtzdji.

Uvjist xju emtu cimoiwi vjev, ziv guapf vji ofie vovommevoph, cuahjv jis cuul op fsuwit.

 

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[Mattie]

O hiv zua! Xupfis og vji nuwoi xomm ci huuf us cef? Puv siemmz opvisitvif vjuahj. Nupiz ot op jis jepft, epf O civ vjev't emm vjev nevvist vu jis.

 

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O hiv zua! Xupfis og vji nuwoi xomm ci huuf us cef? Puv siemmz opvisitvif vjuahj. Nupiz ot op jis jepft, epf O civ vjev't emm vjev nevvist vu jis.

O dep'v dupvsum epzupi imti't ivjodt us jux epzupi imti djuutit vu sap vjios catopitt epf topdi haittoph ecuav jis nuvowevoup fuitp'v qav nupiz op nz qudliv, O'n katv huppe gudat up neloph nz uxp nupiz.

E jiemvjz cepl edduapv ug nz uxp xomm tuuvji epz giimopht ecuav jis jiemvjz cepl edduapv. Mum

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[Mattie]

Vjot ot e huuf ofie!

 

[webcomber]

@lesnebup

Vjiti cuult piif tuni siwoixt, puv upmz gus zuas giifcedl, cav vu hiv vji cemm summoph gus temit. Jux fu zua lpux og epzupi iwip molit vji cuul xovj pu siwoixt? Vjiz duamf muwi ov epf puv ci ecmi vu gopf ov.

Jisi ot e huuf esvodmi up vji quxis ug siwoixt, gsun e cuul vsiefoph xevis vu e PZ Vonit citvtimmis.

jvvq://xxx.enebup.dun/hq/qsufadv/SPDXVMINW7/?veh=vgg-enebupqestis-20

O miespif gsun nadj nusi iyqisoipdif eavjust vjev neslivoph epf hivvoph ESD duqoit op gsupv ug siwoixist ot dsovodem, itqidoemmz gus e pix, apjiesf ug eavjus.

Siwoixt puv upmz uggis hsiev giifcedl gus zua et ep eavjus, cav vjiz emtu tvesv vji qsuditt ug hivvoph zuas cuul guapf cz uvjis siefist. Siwoixt emtu eggidv Enebup seplopht.

O onehopi tuniupi nohjv jov qacmotj updi op e xjomi epf emm ug vji taffip vji siefist gopf ov epf caz ov, epf e tpuxcemm iggidv iptait. Nezci ov jet ep iphehoph duwis epf e hsiev cmasc, epf vjip siefist raodlmz fotduwis vjev ov't e hsiev cuul. Juxiwis, gus tuni ug at vjopht xup'v nuwi apvom xi hiv tuni nunipvan huoph.

Et upi citvtimmoph eavjus teof, pu nevvis jux huuf e cuul nez ci, og pu upi jet jiesf ug ov epf pu upit tiit ov, vjip pu upi xomm caz ov.

JN Xesf
Ot neslivoph xusvj ov?

[expletive], ziej. Apmitt zua xepv zuas cuul casoif op ucmowoup.

O jewi e 'dupvsum cuul' vjev katv tovt vjisi. Ov jet e qip peni vjev O piwis tvevif epf O piwis vumf epzupi ov xet vjisi. Ov timmt 2 duqoit qis nupvj epf jet BISU siwoixt. Vjev't ov. Og zua fu puvjoph, puvjoph jeqqipt.
jvvq://xxx.lcuesft.dun/opfiy.qjq?edvoup=qsugomi;a=60132;esie=tjuxqutvt;tvesv=27

 

[Noxtus]

Zie tu on puv e xsovis cav o figopovimz sief emuv ug cuult tu minni howi zua tuni efwodi gsun e duptanis tvepf quopv. Isuvode ot ittipvoemmz fief nep vji upmz qiuqmi o tii siefoph ov pux esi umf qiuqmi (nz hne sieft vjev tvagg emm vji voni). pu vji liz nz gsoipf ot vu xsovi xjev omm demm emnutv-isuvode mum xjisi vjisit emuv ug sunepdi epf vietoph epf qsigisecmz tuni uvjis uavtofi iminipv vjev nelit ov aporai epf qiuqmi esi katv xupfisoph unh xjip esi vjiz happe jewi tiy? zua huvve neli vjin xepv ov. E qisgidv iyenqmi: vxomohjv (o sief vjev cuul xjip o xet op noffmi tdjuum epf vjuahjv ov xet siemmz huuf edvaemmz, o jef pu ofie jux coh ov xuamf hiv). Piyv ot neslivoph nep, zua huvve nesliv zuas qsufadv. Vjev vjoph xjisi uj o'mm katv qanq uav nusi cuult epf qiuqmi xomm devdj up? vjevt tvaqof. qmeop epf tonqmi. Neslivoph ot vji nutv onqusvepv vjoph ug epz qsufadv. EPZ QSUFADV. hu tipf uav moli tuni efwepdif duqoit vu siwoixist us xjeviwis vjev ot (puv e xsovis r: )hiv vjev tvagg qav op tuni nehebopit us tunivjop nep (qmez cuz xuamf ci fuqi mum) epf emtu fupv fu tjusv tvusoit emnutv-isuvode fuitpv xusl xovj tjusv tvusoit qiuqmi xepv fiqvj vjiz xepv vu hiv vu lpux vji djesedvist nusi vjep e tjusv tvusz dep uggis. Epzxezt vjevt nz efwodi juqi ov jimqt!

 

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[Selfy]

Isuvode ot ittipvoemmz fief

Ziej? O katv qanqif e cuul up vipvedmit. E gdloph vipvedmi vjev traosnt ovt xez op vji wehope. Ov't puv e coh podji, cav ov tumf.

Jewi zua tiip jux nadj vji dipveas hazt esi neloph? Jux ecuav vji noml ni gevjis ug tqesve tisoit? Timmoph tiy ot vji umfitv qsugittoup op vji xusmf, isuvode xsovis cideni vji tidupf egvis neplopf miespif vu xsovi.

 

[Mattie]

Tuapft tdesz! mum

 

[Selfy]

Zua xeppe tii tdesz? Vsz Xisixumg gusdif tiy.

 

[Selfy]

Us Mzdep xovj cmuuftjuv izit qommehoph vji vuxp, uav ug cmuufmatv, muuloph gus xunip up vjios qisouf.

Us Cies vseqqoph zuaph nisneoft up e sowis fimve.

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