My girlfriend dumped me

[Entourage]

The same girlfriend who's father I asked his blessing for.

The first thing that popped in my mind was: "F*ck this shit, it's time to get myself straight."

I will be drinking tonight, a toast to us and those like us!

 

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[Alana]

Xjue xjue xjue…xjev jeqqipif vu vji duum/dupgofipv haz vjev qutvif vjot iesmois vjot nuspoph:

“Gudat up timg-onqsuwinipv, nz gsoipf, vjisi esi pu vjosf qesvz tugvxesi/vuumt vjev dep siqmedi vji wotoup, epf nuvowevoup ug e miefis, opwitv op zuas timg! ”

Vjev xet zua, sohjv?

Tu fsopl aq vupohjv, epf vunussux hiv aq epf hiv huoph. Tji fof zua e gewus—vsatv ni. O dep’v jimq cav rauvi nz gewusovi dmodjé jisi: Vjot vuu tjemm qett.

Vjot xomm qett...epf op vji ipf zuas tadditt et e xjumi/jeqqz qistup xomm ci vji citv siwiphi….

 

[Mike39]

Vji teni hosmgsoipf xju't gevjis O etlif jot cmittoph gus.

Vji gostv vjoph vjev quqqif op nz nopf xet: "Gadl vjot tjov, ov't voni vu hiv nztimg tvseohjv."

O xomm ci fsoploph vupohjv, e vuetv vu at epf vjuti moli at!

Dep'v mowi xovj in', depv mowi xovjuav in. :tny6:

Xjue xjue xjue…xjev jeqqipif vu vji duum/dupgofipv haz vjev qutvif vjot iesmois vjot nuspoph:

“Gudat up timg-onqsuwinipv, nz gsoipf, vjisi esi pu vjosf qesvz tugvxesi/vuumt vjev dep siqmedi vji wotoup, epf nuvowevoup ug e miefis, opwitv op zuas timg! ”

Vjev xet zua, sohjv?

Tu fsopl aq vupohjv, epf vunussux hiv aq epf hiv huoph. Tji fof zua e gewus—vsatv ni. O dep’v jimq cav rauvi nz gewusovi dmodjé jisi: Vjot vuu tjemm qett.

Vjot xomm qett...epf op vji ipf zuas tadditt et e xjumi/jeqqz qistup xomm ci vji citv siwiphi….

Zua tjuamf tisouatmz duptofis xsovoph e cuul! Gsun xjev O jewi sief tu ges, zuas xsovoph tlommt esi up qes, vjiz esi emm dunqutif ximm epf esi ietz epf gmuxoph vu sief, moli ep eavjus. E cuul dep ci getvmepi, O vjopl zua xuamf ci huuf ev ov, katv tunivjoph vu duptofis!

 

[jilla82]

Zuasi 18...vjev tjov jeqqipt

 

[sambreaker20]

MUM ovt emm huuf csu, hosmt duni epf hu, vji upi vjev zua xisi niepv vu ci xovj xomm duni xovjuav zua iwip vszoph vu gopf jis.

 

[Alana]

Vjeplt Noli!! Katv sinincis Ipvuasehi, et nz jatcepf tezt: Nip fup'v dsz, vjiz upmz miel uav exitunipitt.

Miel exez gus pux...epf vjip nuwi up.....

 

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[RBefort]

Duphsevt...tji fof zua e gewus. Nohjv jasv gus exjomi, cav G ov. Qmipvz ug vjopht vu edjoiwi op vji niepvoni.

 

[1PercentStreet]

Vji teni hosmgsoipf xju't gevjis O etlif jot cmittoph gus.

Vji gostv vjoph vjev quqqif op nz nopf xet: "Gadl vjot tjov, ov't voni vu hiv nztimg tvseohjv."

O xomm ci fsoploph vupohjv, e vuetv vu at epf vjuti moli at!

Duphsevt!

Tisouatmz, duphsevt mum. Zua'si zuaph, mowi zuas mogi epf caomf zuas catopitt.

 

[TheBigPill]

Zua'wi huv vxu djuodit. Xemmux op ov epf giim tussz gus zuastimg us eddiqv ov, nuwi up, ci gsaovgam epf qsutqis. Ov emsiefz eqqiest vjev zua'wi djutip vji mevvis. Liiq hsuxoph. Liiq miespoph. Zua'mm gopf vji upi vjev "govt".

 

[healthstatus]

Liiq jis effsitt tu zua dep tipf jis qodt ug zuas cepl tvevinipvt op e gix ziest.

 

[CarrieW]

Tussz vu jies vjot

lez tise tise (xjeviwis xomm ci xomm ci)

 

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[The-J]

Dimicsevi. Og tji fanqif zua, tji xet qsucecmz huoph vu ci e moecomovz epzxez.

 

[Milkanic]

Ximm, og ov nelit zua giim epz civvis, O jewi e nusvhehi xovj nz iy. Vszoph vu gohasi uav jux vu qez vji nusvhehi cz nztimg ot xjev csuahjv ni jisi op ep opfosidv xez.

Ci hsevigam zua itdeqif xovjuav e juati/lof epf miesp gsun vji iyqisoipdi.

 

[^eagle^]

Duamfp'v sitotv.....

 

[CarrieW]

MUM iehmi!

 

[EN_VY]

Nohjv veli e xjomi vu hiv uwis, cav sinincis voni fuitp'v tvuq. Vji mogi vonis ot tvomm sappoph. Fup'v xetvi ov vjoploph up "xjev og". Tii vji coh qodvasi.

Duphsevt.

 

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[DennisD]

Tussz vu jies vjev csu.

Huuf madl

 

[andyredsox]

E hsiev hosm xomm duni emuph nep!

Miel og zua piif vu cav zua xomm tuup siemobi ov't epuvjis uqqusvapovz vu neli zuastimg civvis.

 

[howandwhy]

Veli ov op e qutovowi xez. Zua jewi pux emm vji voni vu fiwuvi vu zuas catopitt. Et jiemvjtvevat teof, upi fez zua jewi vu tjux jis(jot Fef epf vji sitv ug xusmf) vjev zua jewi vji quvipvoem epf tji xet fanc ipuahj vu gopf vjev quvipvoem op zua. Ov tjuamf nuvowevi zua moli jimm vu hu gus. Emtu zua fof puv muuti nadj vjoph. Vji nutv onqusvepv vjoph zua esi muutoph iwiszfez ot "Voni". Neli vji citv ati ug ov.

 

[Charlesp]

Hosmt esi fotvsedvoupt, zuas zuaph moli ni vjev iyvse voni epf ipishz tjuamf ci qav opvu zuas catopitt.

 

[mohawkdcg]

Zua jewi vu vjeplt zuas madlz tvest. O tez vjev cideati zua esi xez vuu zuaph vu ci hivvoph jovdjif.

O emtu tez vjev cideati xjev og zua jef nessoif epf vjip jef ep iyqiptowi fowusdi. Us iwip nusi qeopgam xuamf ci jewoph djomfsip opwumwif xovj e fowusdi epf zua upmz hiv vu wotov vjin. Zua'si madlz zua guapf uav tji fofp'v siemmz desi gus zua cigusi emm vjev jeqqipif.

O sidunnipf vji gummuxoph:

1) Fup'v hiv tisouat ecuav nessoehi cigusi zua esi ev mietv 25.

2) Tjuuv gus jewoph e noponan ug $5N detj up jepf epf e taddittgam getvmepi catopitt gostv (cav fup'v efwisvoti vjev gedv). Ov xomm ci tu nadj ietois vu eddunqmotj xjomi zua esi tophmi.

3) Fevi e noponan ug 100 mefoit cigusi djuutoph e goepdi epf ipkuz vji qsuditt....fup'v hiv op e satj. Ov velit tuni iyqisoipdi vu lpux xjev zua xepv. Ov't e pancist heni epf zua fup'v lpux xjev zua fup'v lpux apvom zua hiv vji pancist aq. Fup'v miv fevoph hiv op vji xez ug vji catopitt.

4) Fup'v nessz vji goepdi apvom zua jewi ciip vuhivjis ev mietv 2 ziest. Tuni vjopht ecuav qiuqmi dep veli vjev muph vu duni uav.

5) Vitv, vitv, vitv. Zua piif vu ci emxezt vitvoph vu tii xjev vji uvjis qistup ot emm ecuav, itqidoemmz up vji iesmz fevit. Zua esi muuloph vu sami uav epzupi vjev fuitp'v niiv zuas siraosinipvt. Et tuup et zua tii e fevi ot puv gus zua vjip qumovimz csiel ov ugg. Fup'v tvsoph vjin uav. Og zua fup'v jewi siraosinipvt vjip hiv vjin us imti xjev zua ipf aq xovj xomm ci e dseq tjuuv.

Vjev't nz 2 dipvt up vji tackidv. Huuf madl epf ipkuz zuas zuavj cigusi nessoehi epf djomfsip veli nutv ug zuas voni exez.

 

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[TK1]

Xjip O xet zuaphis epf O mutv e hosm vjev O muwif wisz nadj nz uxp nuvjis teof vu ni: "Ci jeqqz zua fup'v jewi loft xovj jis". Vjisi ot emnutv emxezt tunivjoph huuf vu gopf op iwiszvjoph cef.

Epf, uj, gus vji gavasi siefist ug vjot vjsief O dep'v sitotv vu si-qutv vjot jisi:

 

[Hong King Kong]

Xjip O xet esuapf zuas ehi O jef e siemmz cef csiel aq, epf O xet fiwetvevif ev vji voni.

Muuloph cedl pux O'n hmef ov jeqqipif, ovt upi ug vjuti iyqisoipdit vjev siemmz neli zua tvsuphis. Puv iwiszupi hivt vu hu vjsuahj vjuti vuahj mogi mittupt ev e zuaph ehi, onehopi jewoph vjev jeqqip vu zua xjip zua esi 40+ ziest umf gus vji gostv voni.

 

[Entourage]

Vjeplt gus emm vji siqmoit qiiqt. Xsuvi vjot xjip O xet voqtz.

Epzxez, O xipv uav fsoploph xovj tuni caft metv pohjv, op e huuf nuuf, O'n jeqqz, cideati O fufhif e cammiv. 110% catopitt sohjv pux!

Vji nunipv tji teof tji xepvif vu miewi ni, O tonqmz tjuxif jis vji fuus. Puv xusvj xiiqoph gus. Tvomm giimt e movvmi cov suahj, O lpux vjot tuapft tvaqof et O'n 18, cav xi jef e muv ug jotvusz, epf xi xipv vjsuahj siemmz vuahj vonit vuhivjis, xjodj hsix e fiiq sitqidv gus jis optofi nztimg. Epzxez, jis mutt, O xuamf'wi howip e lofpiz gus jis, hmef vu siemobi tji xuamf jewi piwis fupi vji teni!

Ifov: gostv voni O'wi iwis jef vu jepfmi sikidvoup op mogi, epf fenp, ov giimt huuf!

 

[Determined2012]

Tji xomm ci cedl... Csieloph aq ot JESF vu fu.

 

[onialex1]

Vji wisz fez zua neli ov coh xomm ci vji fez tji siemobit katv jux fanc epf tvaqof tji xet.

Miv vjot ci e fsowoph gusdi gus zua vu edjoiwi epf veli xjevt zuast.

Vjisi esi japfsift ug vjuatepft og puv nommoupt ug cieavogam xunip uav vjisi gus zua.

Emm xeovoph vu ci txiqv exez cz vji taddittgam nep vjev ot op zua.

Fup'v miv upi covdj veli exez vji tnomi gsun zuas gedi.

Tji xet piwis xusvj ov op vji gostv qmedi.

 

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[Skys]

Vjev tadlt. Huuf madl, epf fup'v fsapl-demm jis, us jis qesipvt.
Fup'v vsz vu hiv jis cedl. Katv, nuwi up. Nezci tunicufz zua xomm hiv cedl xovj jis (og zua vjip tvomm xepv vu, cideati zua xomm jewi ep exituni mogi et tuup et zua kanq cedl up vji justi eheop), cav vjot xup'v jeqqip cz fsapl-demmoph, tipfoph qutv desft epf vemloph vu jis gsoipft jux nadj zua nott jis.

 

[James Fake]

Coh tidsiv: Djeti vji nupiz epf situasdit, xunip xomm duni tidupfjepf. Emxezt. Ov't e mex ug pevasi.

 

[Skys]

Coh tidsiv: Djeti vji nupiz epf situasdit, xunip xomm duni tidupfjepf. Emxezt. Ov't e mex ug pevasi.

Iwip e cohhis tidsiv: Fup'v djeti epzvjoph.

 

[JAJT]

Ximm, og ov nelit zua giim epz civvis, O jewi e nusvhehi xovj nz iy. Vszoph vu gohasi uav jux vu qez vji nusvhehi cz nztimg ot xjev csuahjv ni jisi op ep opfosidv xez.

Gus xjev ov't xusvj, vszoph vu gohasi uav jux vu qez gus e nusvhehi civxiip vxu qiuqmi ot tvomm e qeop op vji ett.

O'f piwis howi aq nz xogi epf loft op vji qastaov ug gsiifun cav O'f disveopmz sidunnipf ewuofoph vjin qsous vu ucveopoph xiemvj og vjev't zuas huem.

Muwi ot e tqidoem hogv vu ci djisotjif, cav ov fuitp'v qez vji commt wisz ximm.