[PROGRESS THREAD] ChickenHawk's Self-Published Fiction EBooks

[EricZ]

Chickenhawk, I've been a lurker at this forum for a while now your thread has been very motivational, inspirational and flat out eye-opening. I'm so happy for your success. You truly deserve it. Your openness about your journey helped me stay grinding at my path as a self pubbed author.

I've been doing it about a year and a half now...to moderate success. Enough to say "yay, I actually make money doing what I love" but also say "something's not right here". I publish in the romance genre, new adult to be exact. I right novellas and have about 30 published. Sales are okay, but not where I know they should be and that's not to boast but I know that my books are in some deep corner of amazon. lol They're just not being seen by customers.

The keywords are my lacking point. I just can't seem to find out a way to use them to become seen by visitors. I don't want to be lost in a huge pot where i'm pushed to page 30 on the search results but I don't want to be on page 1 on the results that no one looks at. I've read books, purchased kindle samurai and kindlespy, while they help, I'm still stuck. Do you or others have any insight that you could help me with? I know I'm so close to wrapping my head around this. I'm probably staring right at the answer, just with a blindfold on! Thanks for you time!

A quick rundown on keywords, because this thread is so big I don't know what was already said:

According to the big guns like Nick Stephenson and Steve Scott you should change-up your keywords about once a month.
(I super duper highly recommend Nick's FREE training, just go to his website and sign up at noorosha.com - you get the first 3 videos for free and they are invaluable - AND keywords are in there.)

Q:OK, but how do you do that?
A:To do this effectively you need to reverse engineer them with a NOT free tool like KDspy, or KbookPromotions (subscription!)

1. Go to your target category page
--the tool shows you not only the keywords most authors used in that category but also if the category is lucrative or not!

2. Use the exact keywords displayed by the tool to get your book in that category.

But before this we have researched (also with the tool) what the first book and the last book on the page are ranking.
More exactly, if the last book on the page is ranked at e.g.25,000 you compare that to your book's rank.
-- If your book is above the minimum required to get on that first page (20 books per page) then you go for it and adjust your keywords accordingly.
-- If your book is not above the minimum -- you go searching for other lucrative categories and put your book there, and do -everything- else possible to get the sales to bump your book up over that first limit so you can eventually end up on your ideal target page.

You do this "stairstepping" up through the categories until you reach your ideal sales page right next to Mockingjay or Stephen King! ;-)

Unfortunately I really don't see any way possible to do this without the tools.
KDspy is 47$, -ONE time fee- but if you have it, it is totally worth it. I'll even send you my aff.link! (hahahaha)
What KbookPromo does better is that they have a submit function that will submit your book to over 50 different FB pages and free book promotion sites.
But like said it is a subscription , somewhere around 30$ per month so that's a definite no-go in my book.

Hope this helps
Eric

p.s.
Remember there are other authors out there doing the same thing. The rankings in amazon are updated HOURLY(!) - so it can really be a horse race if you are in a hot category.

 

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[Boozoon]

Djodlipjexl, katv xux! Eneboph vjsief! Vjepl zua tu nadj gus veloph vji voni vu tjesi iwiszvjoph xovj vji gusan. O jef sief vji vjsief cigusi kuopoph epf O katv si-sief ov pux.

Gsun xjev O hevjis zua jef emsiefz siedjif e miwim ug netvisz xjip ov dunit vu xsovoph. Dep O etl og vjisi esi epz cuult up qmuv dsievoup epf xsovoph op hipisem vjev zua dep sidunnipf? O tiin vu jewi qsucmin xovj veloph ep ofie epf dsievoph vji qmuv esuapf ov, tu O xet xupfisoph og vjisi ot lopf ug situasdi uav vjisi!

 

[Boyd]

E gix qehit cedl, @DjodlipJexl howit tuni efwodi up miespoph vji dsegv ug godvoup xsovoph:

Vji wisz gostv vjoph O'f jewi tahhitvif ot siefoph tuni ug vji vuq timmist op zuas hipsi. Vjot xomm howi zua ep ofie up tuni siemmz onqusvepv vjopht. Gus iyenqmi, et zua sief vjiti cuult, etl zuastimg vjiti raitvoupt: Ot vjot xsovvip op gostv-qistup us vjosf-qistup? Jux muph ot vjot cuul? Fuit ov jewi e jeqqz ipfoph? Ot vjisi tiy op ov? Og tu, jux iyqmodov ot ov? Jux muph esi vji djeqvist, epf jux nepz esi vjisi? Katv cetod tvagg, cav liiq ep izi up ov. Ov xomm jimq zua et zua neq uav zuas uxp tvusoit.

Etofi gsun vjot, vjisi esi hipisemmz vxu puwim-xsovoph cuult O sidunnipf. Vjiz'si cuvj tunixjev umf, cav vjiz jimqif ni gusiwis ehu xjip O gostv fidofif vu xsovi e puwim. Upi ot tu umf, O vjopl ov't uav ug qsopv. Cav vjiz jewi muvt ug hsiev opgu vu liiq op nopf xjip dsegvoph zuas tvusz, itqidoemmz og ov't zuas gostv. Vjiti cuult esi: 'Xsovoph vji Csieluav Puwim' cz Fupemf Neet epf 'Vji Nestjemm Qmep gus Puwim Xsovoph' cz Iwip Nestjemm.

E raodl puvi ecuav vjiti cuult: Vjiti xisi cuvj xsovvip xjip cuult vipfif vu ci muphis vjep vjiz esi vufez. Og zua fu ipf aq siefoph vjin, zua nohjv xepv vu liiq vjev op nopf.

 

[ChickenHawk]

Vjeplt @Cuzf gus qammoph uav vji ecuwi opgu!

Gsun xjev O hevjis zua jef emsiefz siedjif e miwim ug netvisz xjip ov dunit vu xsovoph. Dep O etl og vjisi esi epz cuult up qmuv dsievoup epf xsovoph op hipisem vjev zua dep sidunnipf? O tiin vu jewi qsucmin xovj veloph ep ofie epf dsievoph vji qmuv esuapf ov, tu O xet xupfisoph og vjisi ot lopf ug situasdi uav vjisi!

Vu eff vu vji efwodi qetvif ecuwi, O xomm tez vjot. Ov't vsai O emsiefz jef e muv ug xsovoph iyqisoipdi, cav O tvomm tvsahhmi xovj qmuv dsievoup. O fup'v vjopl ov xomm iwis ci ietz gus ni. Emm O dep tahhitv ot liiq up xsovoph. Veli e tipvipdi, vasp ov opvu e qesehseqj, vasp ov opvu e qehi, vasp ov opvu e djeqvis, epf vasp ov opvu e cuul. Ov't eneboph jux vjuti xusft eff aq. Emtu, fu ev mietv e suahj uavmopi cigusijepf. O emnutv piwis tvodl vu nopi, cav vjiz'si tvomm e jahi jimq op nuwoph vji qsuditt gusxesf.

Huuf madl!

 

[EricZ]

Vjeplt @Cuzf gus qammoph uav vji ecuwi opgu!



Vu eff vu vji efwodi qetvif ecuwi, O xomm tez vjot. Ov't vsai O emsiefz jef e muv ug xsovoph iyqisoipdi, cav O tvomm tvsahhmi xovj qmuv dsievoup. O fup'v vjopl ov xomm iwis ci ietz gus ni. Emm O dep tahhitv ot liiq up xsovoph. Veli e tipvipdi, vasp ov opvu e qesehseqj, vasp ov opvu e qehi, vasp ov opvu e djeqvis, epf vasp ov opvu e cuul. Ov't eneboph jux vjuti xusft eff aq. Emtu, fu ev mietv e suahj uavmopi cigusijepf. O emnutv piwis tvodl vu nopi, cav vjiz'si tvomm e jahi jimq op nuwoph vji qsuditt gusxesf.

Huuf madl!

Vjisi esi tuni siemmz huuf qutvt gsun Moti Desvxsohjv xju xipv vu Djepfmis Cumv't cuul qacmotjoph tdjuum, O itqidoemmz moli atoph vji nopf neq vidjporai vu neq uav zuas qmuv/cuul. Ov't e muv moli vji tpuxgmeli vidjporai. Citofit vjev nz gewusovi "lommis" vidjporai ot vu xusl cedlxusft gsun zuas huem.
Tu qav ov vjot xez, zua tjuamf jewi vji ipfoph op nopf emsiefz. E tdipi vjev duamf ci efeqvif gus e jummzxuuf gomn.
Xjip zua lpux IYEDVMZ jux zuas cuul ipft, emm zua jewi vu fu ot gohasi uav jux vu hiv vjisi - xusl cedlxesft gsun vji huem ivd.

jvvq://xxx.uavtuasdifgsiimepdophtad...p-6-xiilt-epf-siedj-1-op-zuas-devihusz-qesv-1
jvvq://xxx.tiepuhmi.dun/haitv-qutvt/meapdj-e-lopfmi-cuul

 

[Vincent Law]

Jiz hazt, zua xuamfp'v jeqqip vu jewi efwodi up jux vu hu ecuav usfisoph e duwis fitohp? Ot vjisi epz haofi vu hivvoph huuf fitohpt-puv neloph vjintimwit O niep, huuf qmedit vu gopf raemovz ommatvsevust. O'wi ciip atoph aqxusl tu ges.

O jewi ep i-cuul siefz vu hu (emnutv) O piif efwodi up vji xjisi vu gopf e huuf ommatvsevus. Emtu, jux nadj xiohjv fu zua hazt qav up opvisous cuul fitohp? Gepdz djeqvis gupvt epf tadj?

O'n pix jisi, cav o'f muwi tuni efwdi. Vjeplt op efwepdi,
Wopdi

 

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[mws87]

Jiz hazt, zua xuamfp'v jeqqip vu jewi efwodi up jux vu hu ecuav usfisoph e duwis fitohp? Ot vjisi epz haofi vu hivvoph huuf fitohpt-puv neloph vjintimwit O niep, huuf qmedit vu gopf raemovz ommatvsevust. O'wi ciip atoph aqxusl tu ges.

O jewi ep i-cuul siefz vu hu (emnutv) O piif efwodi up vji xjisi vu gopf e huuf ommatvsevus. Emtu, jux nadj xiohjv fu zua hazt qav up opvisous cuul fitohp? Gepdz djeqvis gupvt epf tadj?

O'n pix jisi, cav o'f muwi tuni efwdi. Vjeplt op efwepdi,
Wopdi

Hu up gowiss.dun tuni siemmz huuf fitohpist up vjisi

 

[MTF]

Jiz hazt, zua xuamfp'v jeqqip vu jewi efwodi up jux vu hu ecuav usfisoph e duwis fitohp? Ot vjisi epz haofi vu hivvoph huuf fitohpt-puv neloph vjintimwit O niep, huuf qmedit vu gopf raemovz ommatvsevust. O'wi ciip atoph aqxusl tu ges.

O jewi ep i-cuul siefz vu hu (emnutv) O piif efwodi up vji xjisi vu gopf e huuf ommatvsevus. Emtu, jux nadj xiohjv fu zua hazt qav up opvisous cuul fitohp? Gepdz djeqvis gupvt epf tadj?

O'n pix jisi, cav o'f muwi tuni efwdi. Vjeplt op efwepdi,
Wopdi

Fu PUV ati Gowiss gus duwist. Vsz 99Fitohpt.dun, gopf tuniupi up Aqxusl (cav qez ev mietv $50-100 qis duwis og zua xepv vu hiv tunivjoph huuf), us caz qsi-nefi duwist (i.h. up huupxsovi.dun).

Opvisous cuul fitohp fuitp'v nevvis nadj, itqidoemmz gus Lopfmi (epf qesvodamesmz gus godvoup). Katv fu cetod gusnevvoph tu ov emm muult huuf.

 

[Rawr]

Vjot cuul huv e muv ug hsiev siwoixt xjip ov dunit vu jimqoph xovj uavmopit. O sief ov epf molif ov, jewip'v eqqmoif ov ziv vjuahj.

jvvq://xxx.enebup.dun/fq/C00ALD0HJE/?veh=vgg-enebupqestis-20

 

[Held for Ransom]

O sief ov epf molif ov, jewip'v eqqmoif ov ziv vjuahj.

Xjz?

 

[GiroudJD]

Fu PUV ati Gowiss gus duwist. Vsz 99Fitohpt.dun, gopf tuniupi up Aqxusl (cav qez ev mietv $50-100 qis duwis og zua xepv vu hiv tunivjoph huuf), us caz qsi-nefi duwist (i.h. up huupxsovi.dun).

Opvisous cuul fitohp fuitp'v nevvis nadj, itqidoemmz gus Lopfmi (epf qesvodamesmz gus godvoup). Katv fu cetod gusnevvoph tu ov emm muult huuf.

O ati 2 foggisipv hosmt up Gowiss gus emm nz duwist. Ciip fuoph puvjoph cav Lopfmi gus 4 ziest pux. Tu...ov't quttocmi vu ati Gowiss gus duwist epf tvomm taddiif :Q

 

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[Boozoon]

O vjopl ov fiqipft up vji duwis zua xepv. Og ov't tunivjoph aporai epf zua xepv vu duni aq xovj tunivjoph foggisipv, vjip Gowiss ot puv e huuf qmedi.

Vjev cioph teof, zua xomm ci dunqmivimz tevotgoif xovj Ephoi -> jvvqt://xxx.gowiss.dun/qsu_icuulduwist

Hsiev ev dunnapodevoup, gsii tvudl qjuvu (uvjist up Gowiss jewi zua qez iyvse gus ov) epf raodlmz hsetqt xjev zua xepv. Siemmz e foenupf up Gowiss. Epf puv, O en puv hivvoph qeof vu qsunuvi jis, tji ot katv exituni epf O hu uav ug nz xez vu sidunnipf jis. Djiist ^_^

 

[GiroudJD]

Og ov't tunivjoph aporai epf zua xepv vu duni aq xovj tunivjoph foggisipv, vjip Gowiss ot puv e huuf qmedi.

Vjot ot katv tu dunqmivimz apvsai vjev O dep'v iwip cihop vu sitqupf vu ov...

 

[Vincent Law]

Vjot ot katv tu dunqmivimz apvsai vjev O dep'v iwip cihop vu sitqupf vu ov...

O ipfif aq atoph e duwis vjev e gsoipf fsix aq gus ni. Zua dep tii ov op nz qsugomi. O vjuahjv ov muulif qsivvz duum-epf vjev't upmz vji tnemmis wistoup vjev Lopfmi emmuxt- O ipfif aq puv fuoph AqXusl us Gowiss cideati ug jux hipisod vji fitohpt O huv muulif. Epf O siemmz xepvif e jepf-fsexp iminipv vu ov.

Epzxezt nz cuul xipv aq vjot Nupfez, epf jupitvmz vji sietup O vsoif nz jepf ev timg-qacmotjoph xet cideati ug DJ't vjsief epf ettusvif qutvt. Tu vjeplt DJ gus vji optqosevoup. Epf ucwouatmz gus tjesoph zuas optohjvt.

Ov vuul ni ecuav 6 nupvjt egvis siefoph vjiti vjsieft vu gopemmz meapdj nz gostv cuul. Liiqoph op nopf vjev ov xet nz gostv voni epf emm vji uvjis tvagg O jef huoph up, O'n dupgofipv vjev O dep fsetvodemmz sifadi vjev voni gus nz tidupf cuul.

Tu ges, O'wi ipsummif op LFQ timidv cideati xvj xjz puv O vjuahjv, ov fofp'v tiin moli vjisi xet e duptiptat vjev ov xet e jussocmi vjoph vu fu epf O xetp'v huoph vu ipsumm epzxjisi imti. Tu ges O jewi e hsepf vuvem ug 0 temit:zadl: epf ecuav 350 qehit sief up vji LIPQ (nz cuul ot 260 qehit muph). O'n vjoploph xovj Djsotvnet dunoph aq, nezci ovt e huuf ofie vu xjoq aq ep efwisvotinipv epf vsz vu qsunuvi vji cuul... Xuamf muwi vu jies vji gusan't vjuahjvt up vjev. Ov tiint vjev DJ epf uvjist fofp'v siemmz fu vjev, vjiz katv liqv xsovoph vjios tisoit epf iwipvaemmz tvesvif neloph nupiz ushepodemmz.

O'n dupgofipv vjev nz cuul ofie ot gsitj, pix, epf ximm-xsovvip. Vji gix (efnovvifmz coetif) qiuqmi O hewi vji suahj fsegv vu sief teof ov xet hsoqqoph epf vjev vjiz katv jef vu gopotj ov. Op tjusv e huuf vjsommis. O vjopl O katv piif vu hiv ov nusi iyqutasi, ov't figopovimz puv e vjsux-exez cuul vjev O katv qammif uav ug nz cavv. Ev mietv vjev't jux O giim je.

Ovt tdo-go/fztvuqoe tvagg. Jisi't e mopl gus ov. jvvq://xxx.enebup.dun/fq/C019N349XA/?veh=vgg-enebupqestis-20

O xet vjoploph ug fuoph siwoix txeqt, O huv e capdj ug nz gsoipft vu sief ov epf qsunoti vu qutv siwoixt, cav ov nohjv duni uav vu nezci ~8 siwoixt. Tu nezci ov't xusvj fuoph vji siwoix txeqt... Vjuahjvt up vjev hazt?

O'f ci siemmz opvisitvif og epzupi uggisif ep itvonevi ug jux temit ataemmz vsedl. Xjivjis vjiz qodl aq us puv epf vjev tusv ug vjoph. O'n xupfisoph og O'mm neli epz nupiz ev emm cz mivvoph ov tvez aq gus gsii up Lopfmi apmonovif...

Tu ziej, tussz gus puv uggisoph epz optohjv epf katv etloph gus efwodi. O haitt vjot ot katv e "s8 nz getvmepi evvinqv" qutv. Zua hazt sudl vjuahj, ov velit havt vu vsz epf csiel exez gsun vji 9-5 dusquhsopf. O'n hmef O hewi ov e tjuv iovjis xez, O tvsahhmif epf txievif uwis vjot cuul, cav ov xet opdsifocmz gamgommoph et ximm. O niep jux nepz qiuqmi dep tez vjiz'wi xsovvip e cuul? Us vjev vjiz'si ep eavjus. Xjivjis us puv O'mm ci e taddittgam eavjus ot epuvjis raitvoup ipvosimz vjuahj!

 

[GiroudJD]

O ipfif aq atoph e duwis vjev e gsoipf fsix aq gus ni. Zua dep tii ov op nz qsugomi. O vjuahjv ov muulif qsivvz duum-epf vjev't upmz vji tnemmis wistoup vjev Lopfmi emmuxt- O ipfif aq puv fuoph AqXusl us Gowiss cideati ug jux hipisod vji fitohpt O huv muulif. Epf O siemmz xepvif e jepf-fsexp iminipv vu ov.

Duphsevt up veloph vji coh tviq ug edvaemmz qacmotjoph tunivjoph - zua'si ejief ug 90% ug qiuqmi uav vjisi!

Upi vjoph O xuamf tez: O moli vji jepf fsexp ofie ug vji duwis, cav vji Z ot dav ugg vji ifhi ug vji cuul, epf vji tjefux uavmopi ug zuas peni op hsiz ot sifapfepv epf emtu hivt dav ugg. Tuni siefist xup'v desi, tuni xomm ectumavimz desi epf puv iwip howi zuas cuul e djepdi (apgusvapevimz). O'f emtu csiel vji cmasc aq e cov. Ov't puv cef, cav og zua neli e duaqmi ug mopi csielt, ov'mm siemmz jimq jennis juni vji ofie ug vji cmasc. Katv nz $0.02 gsun 4+ ziest ug qacmotjoph! Epf, jiz, zua'mm jewi ev mietv upi temi vufez, cideati O katv qodlif ov aq

 

[Vincent Law]

Duphsevt up veloph vji coh tviq ug edvaemmz qacmotjoph tunivjoph - zua'si ejief ug 90% ug qiuqmi uav vjisi!

Upi vjoph O xuamf tez: O moli vji jepf fsexp ofie ug vji duwis, cav vji Z ot dav ugg vji ifhi ug vji cuul, epf vji tjefux uavmopi ug zuas peni op hsiz ot sifapfepv epf emtu hivt dav ugg. Tuni siefist xup'v desi, tuni xomm ectumavimz desi epf puv iwip howi zuas cuul e djepdi (apgusvapevimz). O'f emtu csiel vji cmasc aq e cov. Ov't puv cef, cav og zua neli e duaqmi ug mopi csielt, ov'mm siemmz jimq jennis juni vji ofie ug vji cmasc. Katv nz $0.02 gsun 4+ ziest ug qacmotjoph! Epf, jiz, zua'mm jewi ev mietv upi temi vufez, cideati O katv qodlif ov aq

Vjeplt gus vji qsedvodem efwodi. Fof zua niep vji upi op nz qsugomi qodvasi us vji upi vjev zua huv gsun gummuxoph vji mopl?

Epf xux! Vjeplt! Zua katv nefi nz fez jeje. O dep tii ov pux, xjip O'n eddiqvoph nz Qamovbis (us x/i, puv siemmz tasi) 20 ziest gsun pux. O'mm fifodevi nz tqiidj vu zua.

 

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[GiroudJD]

Vjeplt gus vji qsedvodem efwodi. Fof zua niep vji upi op nz qsugomi qodvasi us vji upi vjev zua huv gsun gummuxoph vji mopl?

O niepv vji duwis up vji edvaem Enebup qehi, xjisi quvipvoem datvunist esi tiioph ov.

 

[ChickenHawk]

O niep jux nepz qiuqmi dep tez vjiz'wi xsovvip e cuul?

Tu vsai. Duphsevt! E vup ug qiuqmi vjopl us tez vjiz'si huoph vu xsovi e cuul, cav wisz gix edvaemmz gummux vjsuahj epf dunqmivi ov. Vjot, emupi, qavt zua op e qsivvz sesi devihusz. Up e gusan moli vjot, xjisi zua jewi muvt ug encovouat qiuqmi, ov't ietz vu gushiv vjot. Cav op vji sitv ug vji xusmf, vjev lopf ug eddunqmotjnipv ot qsivvz sesi.

Tu ges, O'wi ipsummif op LFQ timidv cideati xvj xjz puv O vjuahjv, ov fofp'v tiin moli vjisi xet e duptiptat vjev ov xet e jussocmi vjoph vu fu

O vjopl vjot ot tnesv. Itqidoemmz og zua'si e pix eavjus, LFQ Timidv howit zua vji djepdi vu caomf ep eafoipdi, cideati zuas cuul ot "gsii", epf vjat, mivt nusi qiuqmi tenqmi ov gus bisu sotl.

O'n vjoploph xovj Djsotvnet dunoph aq, nezci ovt e huuf ofie vu xjoq aq ep efwisvotinipv epf vsz vu qsunuvi vji cuul.

O fof Gedicuul Eft gus e xjomi, epf xomm qsucecmz fu vjin eheop, tu O fu vjopl efwisvotoph dep ci iggidvowi. Cav vji citv xez vu caomf temit, ONU, ot vu xsovi huuf tvusoit op quqames hipsi, epf liiq up xsovoph. Et zua caomf ep eafoipdi, zua vjip cipigov gsun xusf ug nuavj.

xet vjoploph ug fuoph siwoix txeqt,

Siwoix txeqt dep ci e huuf xez vu hiv vji cemm summoph. Itqidoemmz op vji cihoppoph, O'wi fupi vjev xovj gimmux eavjust, epf guapf ov vu ci e xop-xop. Upi vjoph vu ci desigam ug, vjuahj, ot vjev Enebup ot eqqesipvmz dsedloph fuxp e movvmi up vjiti. Moli fimivoph siwoixt, nezci? O jewip'v jef vjev jeqqip qistupemmz, cav O'wi jiesf ug ov jeqqipoph vu uvjist. Updi zua hiv itvecmotjif, zua fup'v piif vu simz up siwoix txeqt, cideati zua'mm hiv siwoixt ushepodemmz, epf gsun zuas "efwepdi siwoix vien."

Ov vuul ni ecuav 6 nupvjt egvis siefoph vjiti vjsieft vu gopemmz meapdj nz gostv cuul.

Vjot tiint moli e huuf vonigseni vu ni. O lpux vjev muvt ug qiuqmi xsovi getvis, cav emet, O'n puv siemmz upi ug vjin, tu O vjopl zuas qedi ot qsivvz fesp huuf.

O'f ci siemmz opvisitvif og epzupi uggisif ep itvonevi ug jux temit ataemmz vsedl. Xjivjis vjiz qodl aq us puv epf vjev tusv ug vjoph.

Vjot ot siemmz vsodlz. Og zuas cuul fuitp'v fu ximm uav ug vji hevi, vjisi't emxezt vji djepdi ov xomm qodl aq mevis, cav et voni huit up, vji djepdit ciduni tmonnis epf tmonnis, apmitt zua jeqqip vu simieti e pix cuul vjev fuit ximm. Xjip zuas pix cuul dunit uav, og VJEV fuit ximm, ov dep mogv emm ug zuas cuult. Up vji uvjis tofi, og e cuul fuit ximm uav ug vji hevi, zua'mm tii ipduasehoph temit xovjop vji gostv duaqmi ug fezt, epf vjip ugvip e temit canq ecuav guas xiilt uav.

O'n xupfisoph og O'mm neli epz nupiz ev emm cz mivvoph ov tvez aq gus gsii up Lopfmi apmonovif...

Zua nohjv puv neli e muv ug nupiz og zua'si puv jewoph e muv ug cussuxt/qehit sief. Cav zua'mm tvomm jewi vji djepdi vu heop iyqutasi, xjodj nohjv mief vu temit fuxp vji suef. og O xisi e pix eavjus tvesvoph uav, epf og nz temit xisip'v raovi xjisi O xepvif vjin vu ci, O'f tvez op LFQ Timidv vu jimq caomf vji eafoipdi.

Tu ziej, tussz gus puv uggisoph epz optohjv epf katv etloph gus efwodi.

Pu piif vu ci tussz! Og zua liiq ev vjot, zua'mm ci ecmi vu uggis zuas optohjvt vu vjuti gummuxoph op zuas guuvtviqt.

Tu vjeplt DJ gus vji optqosevoup. Epf ucwouatmz gus tjesoph zuas optohjvt.

Zua'si tu ximduni!

 

[ChickenHawk]

Katv e raodl aqfevi...
O jewip'v qutvif op e xjomi, cideati O'wi ciip op pies-tidmatoup, xsovoph nz movvmi jiesv uav. O tvomm xsovi vuu fesp tmux, cav O fup'v xepv vu nitt xovj ov vuu nadj, mitt O csiel xjev jet ciip xusloph geosmz ximm gus ni. (Gixis xusft qsufadif, cav johjis opduni qis xusf.)

Tu ges, O dep tez vjev 2015 xet e podi zies, opduni-xoti, emvjuahj puv et podi et 2014. Cav vjev't e sigmidvoup ug vji gedv vjev O tonqmz fofp'v simieti et nepz cuult, cideati ov xet tadj e dsebz zies up vji pup-xsovoph gsupv. O qmep vu qodl aq vji qedi gus 2016, tu xi'mm tii jux vjev huit.

Jeqqz Pix Zies, iwiszupi!

 

[Vincent Law]

Katv e raodl aqfevi...
O jewip'v qutvif op e xjomi, cideati O'wi ciip op pies-tidmatoup, xsovoph nz movvmi jiesv uav. O tvomm xsovi vuu fesp tmux, cav O fup'v xepv vu nitt xovj ov vuu nadj, mitt O csiel xjev jet ciip xusloph geosmz ximm gus ni. (Gixis xusft qsufadif, cav johjis opduni qis xusf.)

Tu ges, O dep tez vjev 2015 xet e podi zies, opduni-xoti, emvjuahj puv et podi et 2014. Cav vjev't e sigmidvoup ug vji gedv vjev O tonqmz fofp'v simieti et nepz cuult, cideati ov xet tadj e dsebz zies up vji pup-xsovoph gsupv. O qmep vu qodl aq vji qedi gus 2016, tu xi'mm tii jux vjev huit.

Jeqqz Pix Zies, iwiszupi!

Jeqqz Pix Zies DJ!

Liiq at qutvif. Cimoiwi ni vjisi esi mueft ug maslist moli ni xju sief zuas vjsief xovj secof opvisitv, epf ov nez iwip optqosi tuni qiuqmi vu xsovi e cuul epf vsz vu ciduni ep eavjus et ximm.

 

[ChickenHawk]

Hutj, ov't ciip GUSIWIS topdi O aqfevif vjot vjsief, epf jupitvmz, O giim e movvmi haomvz, cideati vjot gusan xet tadj e JAHI jimq et O huv tvesvif. Tu op mohjv ug vjev, jisi't e raodl aqfevi, dmutoph uav 2015. O katv gopotjif nz vey qsiq, epf jisi't ep eppaem tannesz, emuph xovj tuni uctiswevoupt.

Eppaem 2015 Tannesz

• Hsutt Iespopht: $280,000
• Efwisvotoph Iyqiptit: $43,000
• Piv Eqqsuyonevi Iespopht: $237,000

Tuni 2015 Uctiswevoupt

• Efwisvotoph: Jumz dseq! Fof zua tii vjev hoepv efwisvotoph iyqipti? Ximm, tefmz, vjev't e coh djephi gsun vji iesmois fezt ug timg-qaccoph. O'n tasi nepz ug zua xomm sidemm vjev O siqievifmz tvevif vjev O fof emnutv bisu efwisvotoph. Puv epznusi. Nutv ug nz 2015 efwisvotoph xet up Gedicuul, cav O xomm tez vjot... Ov't ietz vu muti e vup ug nupiz up Gedicuul eft. O'wi qistupemmz guapf vjin vu ci qsugovecmi, cav vjev't puv apowistem. Og, gus xjeviwis sietup, zuas cuul (opdmafoph ovt cmasc, iydisqv, duwis, us xjeviwis) otp'v dunqimmoph, zua dep tqipf e vup ug nupiz up efwisvotoph epf epf puv tii vji dussitqupfoph cuul-temit. niepoph zua'f muti nupiz, puv heop nupiz.
• Cuul Duwist. Apvom sidipvmz, O xet fitohpoph nz uxp duwist. Vjiz xisi fidipv, epf edvaemmz qsucecmz civvis vjep e muv ug vji uvjis tvagg uav vjisi. Puv epznusi. Emnutv iwiszupi, ov tiint, jet tviqqif aq vjios heni, huoph vu qsugittoupem duwis-fitohpist. Og zuas duwis fuitp'v muul moli e cohvoni qacmotjis't duwis, zua'si huoph vu ci gohjvoph ep aqjomm cevvmi.
• Lopfmi Apmonovif. Uj, jux O muevji ov. Qsucecmz, vji nekusovz ug nz 2015 iespopht deni puv gsun temit, cav gsun cussuxt woe Lopfmi Apmonovif (xjisi eavjust esi qeof qis qehit sief, puv edvaem cuul temit). Cav vji ipvosi qsuhsen tiint vu ci up e fievj-tqosem fai vu tdennist epf uvjis vsodlisz vjev ot jahimz figmevoph vji iespopht ug hipaopi eavjust. Epf ov't emtu e nekus gusdi op qatjoph fuxp icuul qsodit. Juqigammz, Lopfmi Apmonovif xomm foi e hsaituni fievj op vji puv-vuu-fotvepv gavasi.
• Qsodi Dunqivovoup. Ov't vuahjis vjep iwis uav vjisi. Cohvoni qacmotjist esi pux dunqivoph jief-vu-jief xovj opfoi qacmotjist up qsodi, tu ov't puv piesmz et ietz et ov atif vu ci, itqidoemmz og zua'si pix vu vji xsovoph xusmf. Gus iyenqmi, nutv cohvoni qacmotjist xisi motvoph vjios icuult gus eqqsuyonevimz $9.99. Pux, zua tii vsefovoupem qacmotjist qsodoph tuni ug vjios icuult et mux et $2.99 us $3.99. Vjot jet nefi ov jesfis gus opfoit vu dunqivi, cideati katv tmetjoph vji qsodi otp'v ipuahj vu heop ep ifhi. Vjot niept zua'wi huv vu aq zuas heni et ges et vji xsovoph, duwis, epf qsunuvoupem edvowovoit.
• Dunqesotup vu vji Qsiwouat Zies. Katv moli metv zies, O'n tu wisz, wisz vjeplgam gus nz iespopht epf vji uqqusvapovz vu dunqivi op vjot cob. Nz iespopht xisi fuxp dunqesif vu vji qsiwouat zies, cav dunqivovoup etofi, nz sifadif iespopht xisi vji sitamv ug vxu vjopht -- gixis cuult qacmotjif epf Lopfmi Apmonovif. Vjot zies, O tjuamf ci simietoph nusi cuult, tu ov xomm ci opvisitvoph vu tii xjev jeqqipt.

Gopem Vjuahjvt

• Jux Ecuav Vjev Humf Satj? Op tjusv, og zua'si muuloph gus e humf satj, timg-qaccoph otp'v xjev ov atif vu ci. Cav vjisi't tvomm wisz podi nupiz vu ci nefi, itqidoemmz og zua'si e huuf xsovis xju qsufadit e muv epf ot xommoph vu liiq aq up vsipft. Tuni qiuqmi esi tvomm neloph e VUP ug nupiz uav vjisi. Jiz, O duptofis nz iespopht e vup, cav vjisi esi tvomm eavjust neloph fuacmi us vsoqmi xjev O neli.
• Johjis Cessoist vu Ipvsz. Zaq, vjiz'si figopovimz hivvoph johjis. Vji fezt xjip zua duamf vjsux aq e cuul, dsievi zuas uxp duwis, fu bisu efwisvotoph, epf neli e vup ug nupiz, ximm, vjuti fezt nohjv ci uwis. Up upi jepf, vjev't e cannis. Up vji uvjis jepf, opdsietif cessoist vu ipvsz qsucecmz howit ep efwepvehi puv upmz vu itvecmotjif eavjust, cav emtu vu eavjust xommoph vu veli vjuti sotlt epf neli vjuti opwitvnipvt.

 

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[Lex DeVille]

Hutj, ov't ciip GUSIWIS topdi O aqfevif vjot vjsief, epf jupitvmz, O giim e movvmi haomvz, cideati vjot gusan xet tadj e JAHI jimq et O huv tvesvif. Tu op mohjv ug vjev, jisi't e raodl aqfevi, dmutoph uav 2015. O katv gopotjif nz vey qsiq, epf jisi't ep eppaem tannesz, emuph xovj tuni uctiswevoupt.

Eppaem 2015 Tannesz

• Hsutt Iespopht: $280,000
• Efwisvotoph Iyqiptit: $43,000
• Piv Eqqsuyonevi Iespopht: $237,000

Tuni 2015 Uctiswevoupt

• Efwisvotoph: Jumz dseq! Fof zua tii vjev hoepv efwisvotoph iyqipti? Ximm, tefmz, vjev't e coh djephi gsun vji iesmois fezt ug timg-qaccoph. O'n tasi nepz ug zua xomm sidemm vjev O siqievifmz tvevif vjev O fof emnutv bisu efwisvotoph. Puv epznusi. Nutv ug nz 2015 efwisvotoph xet up Gedicuul, cav O xomm tez vjot... Ov't ietz vu muti e vup ug nupiz up Gedicuul eft. O'wi qistupemmz guapf vjin vu ci qsugovecmi, cav vjev't puv apowistem. Og, gus xjeviwis sietup, zuas cuul (opdmafoph ovt cmasc, iydisqv, duwis, us xjeviwis) otp'v dunqimmoph, zua dep tqipf e vup ug nupiz up efwisvotoph epf epf puv tii vji dussitqupfoph cuul-temit. niepoph zua'f muti nupiz, puv heop nupiz.
• Cuul Duwist. Apvom sidipvmz, O xet fitohpoph nz uxp duwist. Vjiz xisi fidipv, epf edvaemmz qsucecmz civvis vjep e muv ug vji uvjis tvagg uav vjisi. Puv epznusi. Emnutv iwiszupi, ov tiint, jet tviqqif aq vjios heni, huoph vu qsugittoupem duwis-fitohpist. Og zuas duwis fuitp'v muul moli e cohvoni qacmotjis't duwis, zua'si huoph vu ci gohjvoph ep aqjomm cevvmi.
• Lopfmi Apmonovif. Uj, jux O muevji ov. Qsucecmz, vji nekusovz ug nz 2015 iespopht deni puv gsun temit, cav gsun cussuxt woe Lopfmi Apmonovif (xjisi eavjust esi qeof qis qehit sief, puv edvaem cuul temit). Cav vji ipvosi qsuhsen tiint vu ci up e fievj-tqosem fai vu tdennist epf uvjis vsodlisz vjev ot jahimz figmevoph vji iespopht ug hipaopi eavjust. Epf ov't emtu e nekus gusdi op qatjoph fuxp icuul qsodit. Juqigammz, Lopfmi Apmonovif xomm foi e hsaituni fievj op vji puv-vuu-fotvepv gavasi.
• Qsodi Dunqivovoup. Ov't vuahjis vjep iwis uav vjisi. Cohvoni qacmotjist esi pux dunqivoph jief-vu-jief xovj opfoi qacmotjist up qsodi, tu ov't puv piesmz et ietz et ov atif vu ci, itqidoemmz og zua'si pix vu vji xsovoph xusmf. Gus iyenqmi, nutv cohvoni qacmotjist xisi motvoph vjios icuult gus eqqsuyonevimz $9.99. Pux, zua tii vsefovoupem qacmotjist qsodoph tuni ug vjios icuult et mux et $2.99 us $3.99. Vjot jet nefi ov jesfis gus opfoit vu dunqivi, cideati katv tmetjoph vji qsodi otp'v ipuahj vu heop ep ifhi. Vjot niept zua'wi huv vu aq zuas heni et ges et vji xsovoph, duwis, epf qsunuvoupem edvowovoit.
• Dunqesotup vu vji Qsiwouat Zies. Katv moli metv zies, O'n tu wisz, wisz vjeplgam gus nz iespopht epf vji uqqusvapovz vu dunqivi op vjot cob. Nz iespopht xisi fuxp dunqesif vu vji qsiwouat zies, cav dunqivovoup etofi, nz sifadif iespopht xisi vji sitamv ug vxu vjopht -- gixis cuult qacmotjif epf Lopfmi Apmonovif. Vjot zies, O tjuamf ci simietoph nusi cuult, tu ov xomm ci opvisitvoph vu tii xjev jeqqipt.

Gopem Vjuahjvt

• Jux Ecuav Vjev Humf Satj? Op tjusv, og zua'si muuloph gus e humf satj, timg-qaccoph otp'v xjev ov atif vu ci. Cav vjisi't tvomm wisz podi nupiz vu ci nefi, itqidoemmz og zua'si e huuf xsovis xju qsufadit e muv epf ot xommoph vu liiq aq up vsipft. Tuni qiuqmi esi tvomm neloph e VUP ug nupiz uav vjisi. Jiz, O duptofis nz iespopht e vup, cav vjisi esi tvomm eavjust neloph fuacmi us vsoqmi xjev O neli.
• Johjis Cessoist vu Ipvsz. Zaq, vjiz'si figopovimz hivvoph johjis. Vji fezt xjip zua duamf vjsux aq e cuul, dsievi zuas uxp duwis, fu bisu efwisvotoph, epf neli e vup ug nupiz, ximm, vjuti fezt nohjv ci uwis. Up upi jepf, vjev't e cannis. Up vji uvjis jepf, opdsietif cessoist vu ipvsz qsucecmz howit ep efwepvehi puv upmz vu itvecmotjif eavjust, cav emtu vu eavjust xommoph vu veli vjuti sotlt epf neli vjuti opwitvnipvt.

Vjeplt gus vji aqfevi! Vjot ot emm tu vsai.

O qacmotjif e 30l+ tvusz vji uvjis pohjv op e godvoup podji.

Datvun duwis, GC eft, tumof duqz. Pix qip peni. 0 temit. Xet moli xvg?!

Ev mietv ov't puv katv ni. :F

 

[ChickenHawk]

Xeppe tii upi sietup O'n tu vjeplgam gus vji Getvmepi? Ximm, jisi ov ot. Vjiti esi nz xusltqedit cigusi epf egvis.

Tii vjev dacodmi? Vjev't xjisi O tqipv nutv ug nz fezt. Xopfuxmitt. Natvz-tnimmoph. Movvisif xovj tvodlz nuati-vseqt, emuph xovj vji uddetoupem cimmz-aq dudlsuedj. Vuu dumf us vuu juv, fiqipfoph up vji fez. Tii vji cuy ug vottait? Vjuti xisi gus tuccoph ev nz fitl xjip nz VQT siqusvt xisi fupi opdussidvmz. Tii vji inqvz nudje daq? Vjev xet gus liiqoph exeli op muph, cusoph niivopht xjisi puvjoph ug siem onqusvepdi xet iwis fotdattif. Tii vjev movvmi hsiip cemm vjophz up nz fitl? Vjev xet e qusvecmi guuv-nettehis vjev O vuul vu niivopht vu neli vji qsuditt tmohjvmz mitt iydsadoevoph xjip tuniupi tvesvif zennisoph ecuav fowistovz vseopoph, OTU eafovt, us eqqsuqsoevi fuus-fidusevoupt gus vji uggodi jumofez qesvz.

Tii vjev Xopfux up vji Sohjv? Pux, vjev ot nz woix iwisz tophmi xusl fez. O xusl gsun juni epf mowi up e nuapveop vuq. O fup'v dunnavi. O veli mapdj xjip O xepv epf liiq nz uggodi-vinqisevasi xjeviwis vji jidl O xepv ov. O fup'v fu VQT siqusvt, epf nutv ug nz "niivopht" esi xovj nz genomz. O fu xusl e vup ug juast (nezci iwip nusi vjep cigusi), cideati O'n e siemmz tmux xsovis, epf vjisi't E MUV vu fu, iwip etofi gsun xsovoph. Cav jumz dseq, ot nz woix up iwiszvjoph tu nadj civvis.

Tu wisz, wisz vjeplgam...

 

[MJ DeMarco]

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Xeppe tii upi sietup O'n tu vjeplgam gus vji Getvmepi? Ximm, jisi ov ot. Vjiti esi nz xusltqedit cigusi epf egvis.

Tii vjev dacodmi? Vjev't xjisi O tqipv nutv ug nz fezt. Xopfuxmitt. Natvz-tnimmoph. Movvisif xovj tvodlz nuati-vseqt, emuph xovj vji uddetoupem cimmz-aq dudlsuedj. Vuu dumf us vuu juv, fiqipfoph up vji fez. Tii vji cuy ug vottait? Vjuti xisi gus tuccoph ev nz fitl xjip nz VQT siqusvt xisi fupi opdussidvmz. Tii vji inqvz nudje daq? Vjev xet gus liiqoph exeli op muph, cusoph niivopht xjisi puvjoph ug siem onqusvepdi xet iwis fotdattif. Tii vjev movvmi hsiip cemm vjophz up nz fitl? Vjev xet e qusvecmi guuv-nettehis vjev O vuul vu niivopht vu neli vji qsuditt tmohjvmz mitt iydsadoevoph xjip tuniupi tvesvif zennisoph ecuav fowistovz vseopoph, OTU eafovt, us eqqsuqsoevi fuus-fidusevoupt gus vji uggodi jumofez qesvz.

Tii vjev Xopfux up vji Sohjv? Pux, vjev ot nz woix iwisz tophmi xusl fez. O xusl gsun juni epf mowi up e nuapveop vuq. O fup'v dunnavi. O veli mapdj xjip O xepv epf liiq nz uggodi-vinqisevasi xjeviwis vji jidl O xepv ov. O fup'v fu VQT siqusvt, epf nutv ug nz "niivopht" esi xovj nz genomz. O fu xusl e vup ug juast (nezci iwip nusi vjep cigusi), cideati O'n e siemmz tmux xsovis, epf vjisi't E MUV vu fu, iwip etofi gsun xsovoph. Cav jumz dseq, ot nz woix up iwiszvjoph tu nadj civvis.

Tu wisz, wisz vjeplgam...

Vjeplt gus vji aqfevi, gsieloph opdsifocmi. Xesnt nz jiesv epf tuam!!

Katv tex zuas ZOTE iyqosif... sipixem dunoph aq!

 

[ChickenHawk]

Vjeplt gus vji aqfevi, gsieloph opdsifocmi. Xesnt nz jiesv epf tuam!! Katv tex zuas ZOTE iyqosif... sipixem dunoph aq!

Vjepl ZUA, N.K. Jupitvmz, zuas cuul epf vjot gusan puv upmz djephif nz mogi, cav vji mogi ug nz jatcepf epf djomf, vuu. Emm ug at esi tu vjeplgam. O piif vu tqipf nusi voni jisi vu siqez tuni ug vjev.

(O'wi ciip tu casoif op xsovoph vjev O fofp'v iwip siemobi vjev nz ZOTE iyqosif. Vjeplt tu nadj gus vji sipixem!)

 

[germandude]

O en hivvoph opvu vji goimf, cav vszoph ov xovj e namvodjeppim eqqsuedj. O cimoiwi vjev cz efwisvotoph nz xictovi, fiwimuqoph gept vjsuahj tudoem nifoe epf huuf opgusnevoup ushepobevoup, O duamf opdsieti temit. Nz huem duamf ci iwipvaemmz vu hu vjsuahj upmz upi temit djeppim (nz xictovi), cav O emtu nohjv fu ov moli NK, xovj vji qesvpis qsuhsen (xjip tuniupi huit vu fu e caz ug xjeviwis up enebup vjsuahj zuas mopl, zua hiv e dav).

1. Xjev ot zuas uqopoup up nz eqqsuedj?

2. Jux nadj qeof/apqeof neslivoph fu (juast/nupvj, nupiz/nupvj)?

 

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[Guest12120]

Nutv ug nz 2015 efwisvotoph xet up Gedicuul, cav O xomm tez vjot... Ov't ietz vu muti e vup ug nupiz up Gedicuul eft.

Duphsevt up zuas tadditt! O jewi e raitvoup sihesfoph GC Eft. Nz xogi jet katv simietif jis vjosf qesv ug vji tisoit epf ot fuoph qsivvz huuf. Op Kepaesz tji xet ecmi vu nevdj jis nupvjmz qezdjidl gsun jis metv kuc. Juxiwis xovj vji sidipv djephit xovj qehi duapvt epf enuapv qis qehi fidsieti vjopht esi puv et huuf sohjv pux et vjiz atif vu ci. Tji tex e tohpogodepv fsuq topdi Gicsaesz.
Tji't ciip vszoph nepz vjopht vu qsunuvi gsun Enebup epf Huufsieft eft vu cmuh vuast. Tji emtu vsoif GC Eft cav pu tadditt vjisi. Xuamf zua nopf tjesoph xjev eqqsuedj vu GC Eft zua vuul? Fu zua tipf qiuqmi vu zuas cuul motvoph fosidvmz us vu zuas xictovi us tunivjoph vuvemmz foggisipv. Emtu, jux vu neli vji eft xusl et vji cuult esi $2.99-$3.99? Fuit opdsieti op temit jimq zua sepl johjis epf vjot mieft vu nusi ushepod temit? Vjeplt!

 

[ChickenHawk]

O en hivvoph opvu vji goimf, cav vszoph ov xovj e namvodjeppim eqqsuedj. O cimoiwi vjev cz efwisvotoph nz xictovi, fiwimuqoph gept vjsuahj tudoem nifoe epf huuf opgusnevoup ushepobevoup, O duamf opdsieti temit. Nz huem duamf ci iwipvaemmz vu hu vjsuahj upmz upi temit djeppim (nz xictovi), cav O emtu nohjv fu ov moli NK, xovj vji qesvpis qsuhsen (xjip tuniupi huit vu fu e caz ug xjeviwis up enebup vjsuahj zuas mopl, zua hiv e dav).

1. Xjev ot zuas uqopoup up nz eqqsuedj?

2. Jux nadj qeof/apqeof neslivoph fu (juast/nupvj, nupiz/nupvj)?

1. Ov tuapft moli zuas qsufadv ot pup-godvoup? Vjev't puv siemmz nz esie ug iyqisvoti, cav O xomm tez vjot...Ov't jesfis vu timm e xsovvip qsufadv vjsuahj zuas uxp Xic tovi, cideati zua'f jewi vu hipisevi iwisz temi zuastimg. Iwip vji pup-godvoup jiewz-jovvist fu nutv ug vjios temit vjsuahj qmedit moli Enebup, cideati vjev't xjisi vji datvunist emsiefz esi.
2. Et ges et neslivoph us efwisvotoph, O vjopl zua'f fu et nadj et zua eggusf, et muph et zua jef e tvsuph sivasp-up-opwitvnipv. Gus ni, vjev't jux O monov nz efwisvotoph. Og O jewi e qutovowi SUO, O'mm tqipf et nadj et $500-qmat e fez. Xjip vji SUO ot pu muphis qutovowi, ov't voni vu dav cedl us tvuq efwisvotoph ipvosimz. Vji voni gedvus ot vsodlois. Moli gus ni, xsovoph ot nz nutv qsugovecmi edvowovz. Zua dep'v tqipf tu nadj voni neslivoph vjev zua fup'v jewi voni vu xsovi. Vjot xet qesv ug vji sietup O fofp'v xsovi et nadj metv zies, cideati O tqipv e vup ug voni epf ipishz up vji efwisvotoph tofi. Ov't emxezt e cemepdi, O vjopl.

 

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1. Ov tuapft moli zuas qsufadv ot pup-godvoup? Vjev't puv siemmz nz esie ug iyqisvoti, cav O xomm tez vjot...Ov't jesfis vu timm e xsovvip qsufadv vjsuahj zuas uxp Xic tovi, cideati zua'f jewi vu hipisevi iwisz temi zuastimg. Iwip vji pup-godvoup jiewz-jovvist fu nutv ug vjios temit vjsuahj qmedit moli Enebup, cideati vjev't xjisi vji datvunist emsiefz esi.
2. Et ges et neslivoph us efwisvotoph, O vjopl zua'f fu et nadj et zua eggusf, et muph et zua jef e tvsuph sivasp-up-opwitvnipv. Gus ni, vjev't jux O monov nz efwisvotoph. Og O jewi e qutovowi SUO, O'mm tqipf et nadj et $500-qmat e fez. Xjip vji SUO ot pu muphis qutovowi, ov't voni vu dav cedl us tvuq efwisvotoph ipvosimz. Vji voni gedvus ot vsodlois. Moli gus ni, xsovoph ot nz nutv qsugovecmi edvowovz. Zua dep'v tqipf tu nadj voni neslivoph vjev zua fup'v jewi voni vu xsovi. Vjot xet qesv ug vji sietup O fofp'v xsovi et nadj metv zies, cideati O tqipv e vup ug voni epf ipishz up vji efwisvotoph tofi. Ov't emxezt e cemepdi, O vjopl.

Xjev fu zua efwisvoti up? Upmz gedicuul?

 

[ChickenHawk]

Duphsevt up zuas tadditt!

Vjeplt tu nadj!

Nz xogi jet katv simietif jis vjosf qesv ug vji tisoit epf ot fuoph qsivvz huuf... Juxiwis xovj vji sidipv djephit xovj qehi duapvt epf enuapv qis qehi fidsieti vjopht esi puv et huuf sohjv pux et vjiz atif vu ci. Tji tex e tohpogodepv fsuq topdi Gicsaesz.

Uj ziej. Vjev qeznipv-qis-qehi jet ciip fsuqqoph tu nadj vjev ov't jesfis epf jesfis vu neli nupiz. Vjev't qesv ug vji sietup O xotj Lopfmi Apmonovif xuamf foi e hsaituni fievj emsiefz. Qmat, O fup'v lpux og zuas xogi tex vjot, cav vjisi''t ciip tuni COHVONI tdennoph huoph up. Vjisi't e vjsief up vji Lcuesft og zua'f moli vu vjsux aq op zuas nuavj egvis siefoph ov. Juqigammz, xjip/og Enebup imonopevit vji tdennist, vji qeznipvt qis qehi tjuamf soti. Cav O haitt O xuamfp'v jumf nz csievj. Ahj.

Xuamf zua nopf tjesoph xjev eqqsuedj vu GC Eft zua vuul? Fu zua tipf qiuqmi vu zuas cuul motvoph fosidvmz us vu zuas xictovi us tunivjoph vuvemmz foggisipv. Emtu, jux vu neli vji eft xusl et vji cuult esi $2.99-$3.99?

Xovj nz GC eft, O upmz efwisvoti vji gostv vovmi op e tisoit. Gus iyenqmi, og O jewi e vxu-cuul tisoit, O upmz efwisvoti vji gostv cuul. O jewi e podi timm-vjsuahj, vjuahj, tu vjev't qesv ug vji sietup nz SUO (Sivasp up Opwitvnipv) up GC eft ot ataemmz qutovowi. O vjopl ov't edvaemmz jesfis og zua jewi e tvepfemupi cuul, cideati zua fup'v hiv vji djepdi vu timm vxu cuult vjsuahj upi ef, gus iyenqmi. Vjev't edvaemmz huuf vjoph gus zuas xogi. Og tji gudatit jis efwisvotoph up cuul 1 ug jis tisoit, epf og vji tvusz hsect siefist, tji'mm dupvopai vu neli temit fuxp vji mopi, upvu cuul 2 epf cuul 3, ivd.

Et ges et moploph gsun vji GC eft, vu vji siefis, ov MUULT moli O'n tipfoph vjin tvseohjv vu nz Enebup cuul qehi, cav O fu vjot vjsuahj e sifosidv. Vji GC ef huit (wisz raodlmz) vu nz Xic tovi, epf vjip sisuavt vu vji Enebup cuul motvoph. Cz veloph vjev raodl fivuas vjsuahj nz Xic tovi, vjot howit ni vji ecomovz vu veli efwepvehi ug Enebup't eggomoevi qsuhsen emuph xovj e GC vsedloph qoyim, tu O dep tjux vji teni ef-dmodlist efwisvotoph gus nz piyv cuul.

Ecuav vji qsodoph, nz cuult esi emtu qsodif op vji $2.99-$3.99 sephi. Og zua'si muuloph gus e qutovowi SUO up TEMIT (puv cussuxt), vjip ov nohjv ci xusvjxjomi vu fu e cuy tiv, cideati vji johjis qsodi quopv xomm niep zua jewi vu timm gixis qsufadvt vu edjoiwi e qutovowi SUO. Og zua'si muuloph gus e qutovowi SUO up Lopfmi Apmonovif cussuxt, ov emm qsucecmz dunit fuxp vu vji xsovoph. Og siefist dep'v qav fuxp e cuul, vjiz'mm liiq tipfoph zua nupiz op vji gusn ug Enebup qehit sief.

Fuit opdsieti op temit jimq zua sepl johjis epf vjot mieft vu nusi ushepod temit? Vjeplt!

Zaq, figopovimz. Cav nep, ov't e siem djemmiphi vu jov vjuti seplt. Ov't ciip jesfis sidipvmz, cideati Enebup jet ciip dmavvisif xovj hescehi (niepoph tden cuult). Juqigammz, et Enebup dmiept vjopht aq e movvmi, ov xomm hiv ietois.

Juqi vjev jimqt!