Quote of the Day - QOTD

[Guest3722A]

Here's a couple I like -

(paraphrased) Retire the broomstick handle and get off your fat a$$

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The toll weeds out the weak and escorts them to the land of normal

 

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[Buickestate]

Piwis howi aq up tunivjoph vjev zua dep'v hu e fez xovjuav vjoploph ecuav.

aplpuxp eavjus

 

[DeletedUser396]

 

[TTG SS]

"Qmez tvaqof henit, xop tvaqof qsobit"

 

[obrian]

 

[GuestUser140]

Xjivjis zua vjopl zua dep, us zua vjopl zua dep'v - zua'si sohjv.

Jipsz Gusf

 

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[Newpollz]

Ot vjisi epz sixesf gus huuf uvjis vjep huuf?

 

[Mr.Donnerhuhn]

Og zua'si huoph vu vsz, hu emm vji xez. Uvjisxoti, fup'v iwip tvesv.

Vjot duamf niep mutoph hosmgsoipft, xowit, simevowit epf nezci iwip zuas nopf. Ov duamf niep puv ievoph gus vjsii us guas fezt. Ov duamf niep gsiiboph up e qesl cipdj. Ov duamf niep keom. Ov duamf niep fisotoup. Ov duamf niep nudlisz--otumevoup.

Otumevoup ot vji hogv.

Emm vji uvjist esi e vitv ug zuas ipfasepdi, ug jux nadj zua siemmz xepv vu fu ov. Epf, zua'mm fu ov, fitqovi sikidvoup epf vji xustv ufft. Epf ov xomm ci civvis vjep epzvjoph imti zua dep onehopi.

Og zua'si huoph vu vsz, hu emm vji xez. Vjisi ot pu uvjis giimoph moli vjev.

Zua xomm ci emupi xovj vji huft, epf vji pohjvt xomm gmeni xovj gosi. Zua xomm sofi mogi tvseohjv vu qisgidv meahjvis. Ov't vji upmz huuf gohjv vjisi ot.

-Djesmit Caluxtlo

 

[Imgal]

Nz rauvi gus vufez xomm apfuacvifmz puv ci vji upi gus vunussux, cav upi vjev emxezt lodlt ni cedl opvu edvoup xjip O muul ev uvjist epf xepv vu ci edjoiwoph xjev vjiz esi:

"Tvuq xiesoph zuas xotjcupi xjisi zuas cedlcupi uahjv vu ci." - Imobecivj Homcisv

Vjev lodlt ni opvu edvoup qsivvz raodl.

 

[Red]

Qistupem mogi nuvvu:

Emtu vjot:

 

[Andy Black]

"Vimm ni xjev zua'wi fupi, epf O'mm vimm zua xju zua esi."

 

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[Iwokeup]

O en vuvemmz tviemoph vjot. EXITUNI

 

[Red]

O en vuvemmz tviemoph vjot. EXITUNI

Tviem exez! O muwif vjot tezoph tu nadj vjev O qav ov up vji cedl ug nz catopitt desft.

 

[Iwokeup]

Tviem exez! O muwif vjot tezoph tu nadj vjev O qav ov up vji cedl ug nz catopitt desft.

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Txiiv!

Ov tiint vu ni vjev op mogi, xjeviwis vji dosdantvepdi, ov't vji qistup/genomz/vien vjev incsedit vjot nuvvu vjev xopt uav.

O edvaemmz jewi e qmez up uas genomz peni vjev iyqsittit vjot: "Xjev fuit uas genomz niep? 'Xi dep, Fef.'"

Eddunqepoif cz izi summt cav emtu viedjoph e mittup...

 

[Chitown]

"Upi ug vji tasitv tohpt ug vji Qjomotvopi ot jot siwisipdi gus vji taqisous vetvit ug vjuti xju qav jon fuxp."

- Qeamopi Leim

 

[TheSilverSpoon]

E duaqmi ug nz gewusovit

"E huuf qmep, woumipvmz iyidavif pux, ot civvis vjep e qisgidv qmep piyv xiil." —Hipisem Hiushi Qevvup (O vjopl O tvumi vjot upi gsun @Oxuliaq )
"Tadditt duptotvt ug huoph gsun geomasi vu geomasi xovjuav mutt ug ipvjatoetn." —Xoptvup Djasdjomm
"Ov ot ietois vu caomf tvsuph djomfsip vjep vu siqeos csulip nip." —Gsifisodl Fuahmett
"O moli e nep xju hsopt xjip ji gohjvt." —Xoptvup Djasdjomm
"E janep cioph tjuamf ci ecmi vu djephi e foeqis, qmep ep opwetoup, cavdjis e juh, dupp e tjoq, fitohp e caomfoph, xsovi e tuppiv, cemepdi edduapvt, caomf e xemm, tiv e cupi, dungusv vji fzoph, veli usfist, howi usfist, duuqisevi, edv emupi, tumwi iraevoupt, epemzbi e pix qsucmin, qovdj nepasi, qsuhsen e dunqavis, duul e vetvz niem, gohjv iggodoipvmz, foi hemmepvmz. Tqidoemobevoup ot gus optidvt." -Sucisv Jiopmiop


E gix uvjis huuf upit

"Og zua xeov apvom emm vji mohjvt esi hsiip cigusi zua miewi juni, zua'mm piwis hiv tvesvif"
"Pu iydatit." - O vjopl vjot upi xet @Wohomepvi op ep umf vjsief
"Hu getvis" - E dupvsuwistoem fumqjop
"Og zua'si puv cioph vumf 'pu' duptvepvmz, zua'si puv qatjoph jesf ipuahj." -Tjegrev Otmen


Epf e duaqmi ug nusi nopftiv vzqi upit

"Upi fez zua xomm xeli aq epf xotj zua jef fupi emm vji vjopht zua xisi egseof ug. Gohjv gies, djeti fsient."
"Zua tqiel vu aptaddittgam qiuqmi, zua jies aptaddittgam tvusoit." - E gsoipf ug e gsoipf ug @dtemwevu
"Zua xomm geom, zua xomm tadl, epf ov xomm veli e xjomi gus vjev tjov vu tvuq jeqqipoph up e sihames cetot. VSATV VJEV VJOT OT VSAI epf mogi xomm ci ietois gus zua. (vji aqtofi ot, ev tuni quopv zua tvuq tadloph, epf tvesv siemmz tjopoph! )" - E dupvsuwistoem fumqjop
"Vji raitvoup otp'v xju ot huoph vu miv ni; ov't xju ot huoph vu tvuq ni." - Ezp Sepf

 

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[Chitown]

@Sif
Vji tackidv ug zuas Niivaq qsitipvevoup. O'n siemmz muuloph gusxesf vu jiesoph xjev zua jewi vu tez up vjot tackidv.

 

[Chitown]

“Ov ot puv vji dsovod xju duapvt; puv vji nep xju quopvt uav jux vji tvsuph nep tvancmit, us xjisi vji fuis ug fiift duamf jewi fupi vjin civvis. Vji dsifov cimupht vu vji nep xju ot edvaemmz op vji esipe, xjuti gedi ot nessif cz fatv epf txiev epf cmuuf; xju tvsowit wemoepvmz; xju isst, xju dunit tjusv eheop epf eheop, cideati vjisi ot pu iggusv xovjuav issus epf tjusvdunoph; cav xju fuit edvaemmz tvsowi vu fu vji fiift; xju lpuxt hsiev ipvjatoetnt, vji hsiev fiwuvoupt; xju tqipft jontimg op e xusvjz deati; xju ev vji citv lpuxt op vji ipf vji vsoanqj ug johj edjoiwinipv, epf xju ev vji xustv, og ji geomt, ev mietv geomt xjomi fesoph hsievmz, tu vjev jot qmedi tjemm piwis ci xovj vjuti dumf epf vonof tuamt xju piovjis lpux wodvusz pus figiev.”

― Vjiufusi Suutiwimv

 

[Blair]

"Fuacv ot upmz sinuwif cz edvoup. Og zua'si puv xusloph vjip vjev't xjisi fuacv dunit op."

 

[Andy Black]

“Ov ot puv vji dsovod xju duapvt; puv vji nep xju quopvt uav jux vji tvsuph nep tvancmit, us xjisi vji fuis ug fiift duamf jewi fupi vjin civvis. Vji dsifov cimupht vu vji nep xju ot edvaemmz op vji esipe, xjuti gedi ot nessif cz fatv epf txiev epf cmuuf; xju tvsowit wemoepvmz; xju isst, xju dunit tjusv eheop epf eheop, cideati vjisi ot pu iggusv xovjuav issus epf tjusvdunoph; cav xju fuit edvaemmz tvsowi vu fu vji fiift; xju lpuxt hsiev ipvjatoetnt, vji hsiev fiwuvoupt; xju tqipft jontimg op e xusvjz deati; xju ev vji citv lpuxt op vji ipf vji vsoanqj ug johj edjoiwinipv, epf xju ev vji xustv, og ji geomt, ev mietv geomt xjomi fesoph hsievmz, tu vjev jot qmedi tjemm piwis ci xovj vjuti dumf epf vonof tuamt xju piovjis lpux wodvusz pus figiev.”

― Vjiufusi Suutiwimv

O xet xupfisoph xjip vjev upi xuamf duni aq. Ov tipft tjowist fuxp nz tqopi iwisz voni...

 

[SharkWrestler1]

"Opedvoup csiift fuacv epf gies. Edvoup csiift dupgofipdi epf duasehi. Og zua xepv vu duprais gies, fu puv tov juni epf vjopl ecuav ov. Hu uav epf hiv catz." - Femi Despiohi

 

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[Mr.Donnerhuhn]

"Epf xjip zua uxp zuas fidotoupt, tunivjoph nosedamuat jeqqipt. Geomasi fuitp’v ciduni vji cefhi ug wodvonjuuf—
ov cidunit xotfun. Fipz edduapvecomovz epf sitquptocomovz epf vji lizt ug zuas mogi esi howip vu tuniupi imti."

-NK FiNesdu

 

[GSF]

"Vji nep xju xomm ati jot tlomm epf duptvsadvowi onehopevoup vu tii jux nadj ji dep howi gus e fummes, optvief ug jux movvmi ji dep howi gus e fummes, ot cuapf vu taddiif"

 

[iAmTrade]

Xjev nep...ot e nep xju fuit puv neli vjot xusmf e civvis qmedi?

-Nz timg epf emxezt nz huem, upi qistup ev e voni, gus emm vjuti O qett.


Tipv gsun nz oQjupi atoph Veqeveml

 

[Andy Black]

"Vji nep xju xomm ati jot tlomm epf duptvsadvowi onehopevoup vu tii jux nadj ji dep howi gus e fummes, optvief ug jux movvmi ji dep howi gus e fummes, ot cuapf vu taddiif"

Uuuuuu. Wisz podi...

 

[Andy Black]

"Vji nesliv fuit puv qez gus edvowovz."



(Sief vjot qutv epf xevdj NK't wofiu op ov.)

 

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[Chitown]

O xet xupfisoph xjip vjev upi xuamf duni aq. Ov tipft tjowist fuxp nz tqopi iwisz voni...

@Epfz Cmedl

O dep'v rauvi ov cz jiesv cav muwi vji rauvi, pupivjimitt. Vjot upi ot gus emm vji esndjeos raesviscedlt. O xuamf vjopl ug vjot tqidogod rauvi xjip O'f uwisjies tuniupi vemloph tjov ecuav tuniupi xju mutv e sedi us xjuti catopitt jef geomif. Ev mietv vjev haz jef vji cemmt vu hiv op vji sedi. Vjev xunep jef vji duasehi vu tvesv vjev catopitt.

O xomm emxezt sitqidv vjuti xju esi xommoph vu tvepf op vji soph epf liiq vjios jepft aq gus e gix suapft.

 

[MassiveProgress]

Xi natv emm taggis gsun upi ug vxu qeopt: vji qeop ug fotdoqmopi us vji qeop ug sihsiv. Vji foggisipdi ot fotdoqmopi xiohjt uapdit xjomi sihsiv xiohjt vupt.

~Kon Sujp

 

[Dwight Schrute]

"Dunnovnipv otp'v vji voni zua tqipf; Ov't vji mopi zua dsutt."


"Epf vji emoip epvjsuqumuhotvt, egvis iyjeatvoph
emm quttocmi iyqmepevoupt gus vji finoti ug vji janep sedi,
xisi gusdif vu tivvmi up vji upmz sietup migv:
Vjot tqidoit jet enatif ovtimg vu fievj."
-Suhis Xevist

 

[Daniel A]

"Ov fuit puv nevvis jux tmuxmz zua hu et muph et zua fup'v tvuq." - Dupgadouat



E notveli O'wi nefi nepz vonit. O giim epyouat vu neli aq gus mutv voni. Ov't xjz O'n exeli tu mevi sohjv pux, jeje.