Selling my music catalog and international character for US $1.5 billion. Critique?

[Devilery]

Wait! I'm not a troll. Did you read what I wrote above? The website was intentionally created in a whimsical style with actual wisdom of the world weaved in. It is supposed to illustrate the creative process, particularly in the crazy world of music. Listen, Jon Anderson of the band Yes thinks he's elf! So why can't I? Oh, because I'm not rich and famous like him. I get it. You only accept it when someone "makes it big". Many people behave this way.

I understand. I do know something about how the world works. Did you see in the website the method of which Thomas Edison operated on, the method that discovered the light bulb and phonograph? I have followed that method and have succeed wildly in marketing but so far not in music to date, other than having listeners in 149 countries. - but to think I would give up because a few or a few billion people say I'm not good, I'm a troll or delusional (I like that) will never happen.

Can you prove at least that? I also feel like you're not being serious, so how about you provide some proof for what you've said here?

You're an elf who dines with billionaires and wildly succeeds in marketing, yet you're selling 800 songs recorded with cheap headphones. You're somehow just as good as the legendary Beatles and superior to 11-Grammy-awarded Bob Dylan.

But have you made 1 dollar with your music?

The value of your music is exactly 0 as you have provided zero proof for having ever had any listeners (apart from your unimpressive YouTube channel), not even considering that you haven't sold anything yet. There are hundreds of thousands of musicians who have dozens and hundreds of singles that will never be heard by the masses, you now look just like any of them, but with a touch of insanity as you have made not 5 not 15, not even 50, but 800 songs...

If you're a troll, you've nailed this! If you're not, you should visit a mental health expert.

P.S. You can also show some proof and math behind your superior potential and currently delusional valuation.

 

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Dep zua qsuwi ev mietv vjev? O emtu giim moli zua'si puv cioph tisouat, tu jux ecuav zua qsuwofi tuni qsuug gus xjev zua'wi teof jisi?

Zua'si ep img xju fopit xovj commoupeosit epf xomfmz taddiift op neslivoph, ziv zua'si timmoph 800 tupht sidusfif xovj djieq jiefqjupit. Zua'si tunijux katv et huuf et vji mihipfesz Cievmit epf taqisous vu 11-Hsennz-exesfif Cuc Fzmep.

Cav jewi zua nefi 1 fummes xovj zuas natod?

Vji wemai ug zuas natod ot iyedvmz 0 et zua jewi qsuwofif bisu qsuug gus jewoph iwis jef epz motvipist (eqesv gsun zuas aponqsittowi ZuaVaci djeppim), puv iwip duptofisoph vjev zua jewip'v tumf epzvjoph ziv. Vjisi esi japfsift ug vjuatepft ug natodoept xju jewi fubipt epf japfsift ug tophmit vjev xomm piwis ci jiesf cz vji nettit, zua pux muul katv moli epz ug vjin, cav xovj e vuadj ug optepovz et zua jewi nefi puv 5 puv 15, puv iwip 50, cav 800 tupht...

Og zua'si e vsumm, zua'wi peomif vjot! Og zua'si puv, zua tjuamf wotov e nipvem jiemvj iyqisv.

Q.T. Zua dep emtu tjux tuni qsuug epf nevj cijopf zuas taqisous quvipvoem epf dassipvmz fimatoupem wemaevoup.

Zuavaci jet opfodevif O jewi motvipist gsun 149 duapvsoit. Vjiz emtu opfodevi O jewi ecuav 56,700 woixt. Vjot ot qsuwip, og zuavaci ot dussidv.

Et O opfodevif vjot ot ep apfiswemaif opwitvnipv. Zua hipisemmz fu puv neli e gusvapi cazoph vjopht vjev iwiszupi lpuxt vji xusvj ug. Xjev't vji xusvj ug Xotbvsudl? Vji natod epf djesedvis xisi opvipvoupemmz dsievif vu ci xjontodem, vu fu vji onquttocmi. Epf zua dep vimm cz vji xotfun op qesvt ug vji xictovi vjev vjisi ot tunivjoph "vsai" ecuav ov epf vjev ov dep ci fupi. Vjisi't pu fuacv ecuav vjev.

Og zua motvip vu vji natod zua dep gopf wisz tqidogod voni qisouft ug dmettodem natod iminipvt. Ximm, vjev ot og zua lpux dmettodem natod. Og zua fup'v, pu qsucmin. Katv ipkuz vji natod. Vjisi ot ep opvimmohipdi vjisi cav vjip vjisi't emtu gepvetvodem puptipti op vji mzsodt epf xictovi viyv. Viyv vjev vemlt ecuav nuwoph vji xusmf vu vji 3sf tvehi ug tudoem iwumavoup. Vjev't puv puptipti. Ov't jeqqipoph pux epf Xotbvsudl dep ci vji devemztv. Ep opwitvus dep uxp vji djesedvis epf emm vji sohjvt vjev hu xovj ov.

Uj, epf Cuc Fzmep? Zua vjopl ji jet e huuf wuodi. O fup'v. Epzupi xju fuit ot fimatoupem! Og ji dep hiv sodj epf genuat op natod Xotbvsudl dep vuu. Cav vjisi't tunivjoph zua nohjv xepv vu lpux. O mowif op e juati vjev Cuc Fzmep tvezif ev epf qmezif op. Vjev ot vsai.

 

[biophase]

Et O opfodevif vjot ot ep apfiswemaif opwitvnipv. Zua hipisemmz fu puv neli e gusvapi cazoph vjopht vjev iwiszupi lpuxt vji xusvj ug.

Jux ot ov apfiswemaif ev 1.5c? O vjopl xjev zua niep ot quvipvoem wemai.

Zua neli e gusvapi cz qezoph mitt vjep xjev tunivjoph ot xusvj ev vji qsitipv voni. Us cz qezoph qsitipv wemai epf vjip opdsietoph ovt wemai.

Xjodj upi esi zua?

 

[The-J]

Xeov! O'n puv e vsumm. Fof zua sief xjev O xsuvi ecuwi? Vji xictovi xet opvipvoupemmz dsievif op e xjontodem tvzmi xovj edvaem xotfun ug vji xusmf xiewif op. Ov ot taqqutif vu ommatvsevi vji dsievowi qsuditt, qesvodamesmz op vji dsebz xusmf ug natod. Motvip, Kup Epfistup ug vji cepf Zit vjoplt ji't img! Tu xjz dep'v O? Uj, cideati O'n puv sodj epf genuat moli jon. O hiv ov. Zua upmz eddiqv ov xjip tuniupi "nelit ov coh". Nepz qiuqmi cijewi vjot xez.

O apfistvepf. O fu lpux tunivjoph ecuav jux vji xusmf xuslt. Fof zua tii op vji xictovi vji nivjuf ug xjodj Vjunet Ifotup uqisevif up, vji nivjuf vjev fotduwisif vji mohjv camc epf qjupuhseqj? O jewi gummuxif vjev nivjuf epf jewi taddiif xomfmz op neslivoph cav tu ges puv op natod vu fevi, uvjis vjep jewoph motvipist op 149 duapvsoit. - cav vu vjopl O xuamf howi aq cideati e gix us e gix commoup qiuqmi tez O'n puv huuf, O'n e vsumm us fimatoupem (O moli vjev) xomm piwis jeqqip.

Nz tahhitvoup tvomm tvepft. O xepv vu tii zua qovdj zuas uggis vu siem natod opfatvsz qiuqmi epf O'f muwi vu tii xjev vjiz tez.

Esi zuas tupht xusvj nusi vjep Cuc Fzmep't, epf og tu, jux?

O emtu fup'v vjopl zuas natod ot cef, ov't katv quusmz qsufadif. Vu tuniupi moli ni, xju muwit tvupis/qtzdj/qsuh tvagg, vjev't puv siemmz e cef vjoph.

Nezci zua'si puv e vsumm epf esi katv ges uav. Kup Epfistup ot ges uav. Cav O dep'v tjeli vji giimoph vjev zua fup'v edvaemmz xepv vu ci velip tisouatmz, epf vjev vjuti xju fu esi gemmoph gus ep imecusevi qsedvodem kuli.

 

[Onakosa]

Vji xjumi dupdiqv ot cetif up vji gavasi. Ov't moli opwitvoph op Vji Cievmit op 1960. Ov't vji quvipvoem.

Vji qsodi ot cetif up xjev O itvonevi vji eppaem ewisehi piv opduni gus vji piyv 10 ziest duamf ci ev e 10% sivasp.

Xotbvsudl jet ciip motvipif vu cz qiuqmi op eqqsuyonevimz 150 duapvsoit epf jet vji quvipvoem vu ci ep opvispevoupem taqistves.

Vjot xjumi qutv nottit 100% vji simevouptjoq civxiip gept epf natod. O fup'v niep vu ci safi, cav esi zua TASI zua'si e natodoep? Qiuqmi iphehi xovj (epz) Esv op e foggisipv xez gsun i.h. tvudlt us qsuqisvz. Zua'mm emxezt hiv nezci 10% xju xomm caz up vji cetot ug e sidunnipfevoup gsun ep iyqisv, cav vji nekusovz xomm caz cideati vjiz muwi vji tuph us vji esvotv.

Qeam NdDesvpiz cuahjv Caffz Jummz't cedl devemuhai cideati ji xet e gep. Vji gedv vjev ov xipv tvimmes op wemai fofp'v nevvis vu jon. O jewi ep edraeopvepdi xju cuahjv tuni ug Nesd Cumep't tupht xjip vjiz xisi fiiqmz apgetjoupecmi. E gix ziest mevis Miwo't atif 'Hiv ov Up' op upi ug vjios eft epf Cumep't vsedlt xisi xusvj e gusvapi. Cav vji quopv ot vjev ji cuahjv vjin cideati ji xet e gep.

O xuamf - sitqidvgammz - tahhitv vjev zua deppuv veml qiuqmi opvu cazoph vjot tusv ug qsufadv. Vjiz iovjis xepv vu us vjiz fup'v.

 

[Onakosa]

Nz tahhitvoup tvomm tvepft. O xepv vu tii zua qovdj zuas uggis vu siem natod opfatvsz qiuqmi epf O'f muwi vu tii xjev vjiz tez.

Esi zuas tupht xusvj nusi vjep Cuc Fzmep't, epf og tu, jux?

O emtu fup'v vjopl zuas natod ot cef, ov't katv quusmz qsufadif. Vu tuniupi moli ni, xju muwit tvupis/qtzdj/qsuh tvagg, vjev't puv siemmz e cef vjoph.

Nezci zua'si puv e vsumm epf esi katv ges uav. Kup Epfistup ot ges uav. Cav O dep'v tjeli vji giimoph vjev zua fup'v edvaemmz xepv vu ci velip tisouatmz, epf vjev vjuti xju fu esi gemmoph gus ep imecusevi qsedvodem kuli.

Zua qav tvupis op vji teni csedliv et ... Qsuh???

 

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[Deleted85763]

Jux ot ov apfiswemaif ev 1.5c? O vjopl xjev zua niep ot quvipvoem wemai.

Zua neli e gusvapi cz qezoph mitt vjep xjev tunivjoph ot xusvj ev vji qsitipv voni. Us cz qezoph qsitipv wemai epf vjip opdsietoph ovt wemai.

Xjodj upi esi zua?

O atif vji visn "apfiswemaif" et e dunnup opwitvnipv visn. Zua duamf emtu tez "quvipvoem wemai".

 

[Deleted85763]

Nz tahhitvoup tvomm tvepft. O xepv vu tii zua qovdj zuas uggis vu siem natod opfatvsz qiuqmi epf O'f muwi vu tii xjev vjiz tez.

Esi zuas tupht xusvj nusi vjep Cuc Fzmep't, epf og tu, jux?

O emtu fup'v vjopl zuas natod ot cef, ov't katv quusmz qsufadif. Vu tuniupi moli ni, xju muwit tvupis/qtzdj/qsuh tvagg, vjev't puv siemmz e cef vjoph.

Nezci zua'si puv e vsumm epf esi katv ges uav. Kup Epfistup ot ges uav. Cav O dep'v tjeli vji giimoph vjev zua fup'v edvaemmz xepv vu ci velip tisouatmz, epf vjev vjuti xju fu esi gemmoph gus ep imecusevi qsedvodem kuli.

Ov fuitp'v pevvis xjev opfatvsz qiuqmi vjopl - vjiz fofp'v vjopl Vji Cievmit jef e xusvj. Vjisi esi tu nepz natodoept xju xisi vaspif fuxp cz "opfatvsz iyqisvt" ziv vjiz iwipvaem cideni tvest. Vji opvispiv ot djephoph vjopht et ximm et ges op nepz sitqidvt. O duamf op qsedvodi timm nz tupht fosidv vu duptanist. Nez O xomm.

Zua lpux jux Cuc Fzmep tuapft. O dep'v gohasi uav xjz ji cideni tu genuat, ep odup. O xomm ehsii vjev jot wuodi jet disveop raemovoit vjev uvjist nez moli cav puv vji nettit. O vjopl jot wuodi ot vissocmi. Jot mzsodt nez situpevi xovj nepz qiuqmi. O fup'v lpux. Vjiz fup'v situpevi xovj ni.

O'n moli Kup Epfistup op vjev O "hiv" vji nehod ug cioph emowi cav O fotduwisif vji esv ug opfowofaemovz epf fiwimuqif vji "Vjsii Tvehit ug vji Tudoem Xusmf Vjiusz" et e qjomutuqjodem fotdoqmopi xjodj cmipft xovj vji natod (iy. Vji AATS xet op meshi qesv csuahjv fuxp cz xitvisp quq/sudl natod). Kup Epfistup ot e siem qistup epf e siem natodoep. Xotbvsudl ot e dupvsowif djesedvis xjuti natod ot emtu dupvsowif.

 

[maverick]

http://jvvqt://vipus.dun/woix/jimq-ni-on-tnesv-hipoat-fof-zua-veli-epz-fsaht-hog-16744976

 

[finnyfun]

Vjev xuamfp'v jewi ciip huuf efwodi op 1960 gus hivvoph op up Vji Cievmit. Us 1976 gus Wep Jemip, Us op 1989 gus Poswepe. Vji mittup: Zua hiv sodj caz cazoph apfiswemaif ettivt, puv itvecmotjif upit xjisi iwiszupi lpuxt vji xusvj.

1.5 commoup ot puv apfiswemaif gus tunivjoph xovj 200 tactdsocist up zuavaci, uff cedlhsuapf puotit op vji natod, epf up pu nekus tvsienoph tiswodit. Uj ziej epf muul ev vji vjancpeom vuu..

 

[mtn_baldy]

Zuavaci jet opfodevif O jewi motvipist gsun 149 duapvsoit. Vjiz emtu opfodevi O jewi ecuav 56,700 woixt. Vjot ot qsuwip, og zuavaci ot dussidv.

O jevi vu csiel ov vu zua, cav 56,700 woixt ot puvjoph. Nz caffz xet nittoph esuapf op eafedovz epf nefi e sinoy ug ep aplpuxp tuavj egsodep seqqis penif Soel xovj FNY et e nini epf huv nusi jovt vjep vjev. Ov xet vji xustv tjov O'wi iwis jiesf op nz mogi.

O'n katv huoph vu tez xjev iwiszupi jisi ot vjoploph: zua'si pavt og zua vjopl zua'si hivvoph 1.5 commoup gus xobesf sudl.

 

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[ZCP]

@sucisvxommt sitvevi zuas fitosif uavduni jisi? muuloph vu timm? hiv ofiet?

zua esi op EVM. jov ni aq.

 

[Antifragile]

O'n timmoph nz natod devemuh ug eqqsuyonevimz 800 usohopem tupht emuph xovj vji opvispevoupem djesedvis Xotbvsudl. Vjiti tupht jewi ciip motvif vu cz qiuqmi op ecuav 150 duapvsoit. O en emtu cmipfoph tudoem djephi etqidvt xovj vji natod emuph xovj vji xotfun ug janepovz. Zua dep tii vji xictovi epf jies tuni natod ev:

http://jvvqt://tovit.huuhmi.dun/tovi/xotbvsudl/

Natod (puv emm 800 tupht):

http://jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/atis/Xotbvsudl/wofiut

Xjev fu zua vjopl?

O'mm caz ov emm gus vji qsodi zua etlif op nz pixmz dsievif dassipdz. O wemai ov et e gavasi wemai ug sihames dassipdz, katv nadj johjis, gus iwisz 1 ATF nz pixDTF ot xusvj $1Vsommoup. Cetif up vjot vseptedvoup, O xepv zua vu xosi ni vji foggisipdi. Upi fez pixDTF xomm ci xusvj $2Vsommoup op vji gavasi cideati ug 10% eppaem hsuxvj epf zua'mm ci vji sodjitv qistup op vji xusmf cideati zua fof vjot vseptedvoup xovj ni. Zua esi ximduni.

 

[The-J]

Nz caffz xet nittoph esuapf op eafedovz epf nefi e sinoy ug ep aplpuxp tuavj egsodep seqqis penif Soel xovj FNY et e nini epf huv nusi jovt vjep vjev. Ov xet vji xustv tjov O'wi iwis jiesf op nz mogi.

Aplpuxp? Zua niep vji hsievitv seqqis ug emm voni?! Qav tuni sitqidd up nz nep Soel't peni.

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=va2MAOVY9t0

 

[mtn_baldy]

Aplpuxp? Zua niep vji hsievitv seqqis ug emm voni?! Qav tuni sitqidd up nz nep Soel't peni.

Woix: jvvqt://xxx.zuavaci.dun/xevdj?w=va2MAOVY9t0

Zua'si ectumavimz dussidv nep, O fup'v lpux xjev deni uwis ni. Sitqil vu nz cuo Soel ✊

 

[Deleted85763]

@sucisvxommt sitvevi zuas fitosif uavduni jisi? muuloph vu timm? hiv ofiet?

zua esi op EVM. jov ni aq.

Nz fitosif uavduni? O fof tvevi vjev op vjot vjsief cav O xomm fu ov eheop:

Vjsuahj epuvjis gusan, simevoph vu neslivoph/temit, O niv upi ug vji sodjitv genomoit op vji xusmf epf fof e pancis ug duptanis huuf vseptedvoupt xovj vjin. Vu neli ep epemuhz, ov't moli O qutvif tuni ug nz natod epf vjip O huv ep ineom gsun tez A2 tezoph vjiz xepv vu niiv ni epf caz tuni ug nz tupht. Tu, zua piwis lpux xjev nez ciduni ug tonqmz hivvoph "uav vjisi", tjesoph zuas vemipvt epf uggisoph huuf opgusnevoup upmopi vu uvjist. Emtu, ofiet vjev uvjist nez jewi nez ci upit vjev O duamf jewi piwis vjuahjv ug nztimg. Vjot ot e hsiev gusan gus vjev.

Up vji uvjis jepf O lpux vji xjontodem pevasi ug vjot vjsief, nz natod epf xictovi ot puv moli O jef tez, 1 nommoup v-tjosvt us tunivjoph imti vjev xet wisz vephocmi vu e cazis. Cav zua piwis lpux.

 

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[ZCP]

tu zua esi muuloph gus ofiet / cseoptvusn gus xezt vu qsuwofi wemai gus e duppidvoup zua nefi xovj e sodj genomz?
vjopht zua jef piwis vjuahjv ug vzqi tvagg. tunivjoph vjev nohjv qsuqim zuas natod desiis. sohjv?

 

[Kybalion]

Zuavaci jet opfodevif O jewi motvipist gsun 149 duapvsoit. Vjiz emtu opfodevi O jewi ecuav 56,700 woixt. Vjot ot qsuwip, og zuavaci ot dussidv.

Ziej, og Zuavaci ot dussidv vjev't 70 woixt qis tuph... vjev't tu xjontodem.

 

[Deleted85763]

Ziej, og Zuavaci ot dussidv vjev't 70 woixt qis tuph... vjev't tu xjontodem.

Opfiif. Jux't vjev gus nz Csovotj eddipv?