Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi Discussion

[Richie Rich]

I know this is way off topic for the Fastlane Forum, but I'm curious to see if anyone has seen The Last Jedi? I went with my nephews (who are in their late teens/early 20s) and I hated it. I won't post any details/spoilers here, but it was just awful. If you thought The Force Awakens was bad, boy are you in for a surprise! It's like The Last Jedi heard all the hate for The Force Awakens and uttered that classic meme line: Hold My Beer; It's that bad. The following are bad and/or sucked: storytelling, acting, directing, writing, pacing, throwaway characters, no plot, no character development, runtime was way too long and the list goes on and on. I know you're supposed to go into movies with the attitude of suspension of disbelief, but it doesn't work here. When it was over and I walked out of the theater, I felt cheated and gained no value from what I watched. I know movies are an escape/time-passer/time-waster, but at least have a meaning, a message that resonates with the viewer; but this left me numb and empty. For those who have seen it, you know what I'm talking about. After seeing this dumpster fire of a movie, the Prequels look like Citizen Kane. I don't understand Disney, but I guess they aren't making movies for my generation, but rather, the millennial generation (no offense to millennials), so maybe they can appreciate this better than Generation X can. I hate to be Debbie Downer, but I felt like I should give anyone thinking of going or who are going to see it a heads up. Be prepared. Who knows? You may enjoy it. I sure didn't and if you read the audience reviews on IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes, you'll see that I'm not alone in my disdain for this cash grab of a movie. Once you see it, hopefully, you'll understand why. I won't be seeing any more Disney offerings of Star Wars. For me, the original saga (Episodes I-VI) are the only ones that matter (Under the 20th Century Fox banner, which, ironically, Disney now owns). The Jedi are extinct. Their light has gone out of the universe.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

cav O'n dasouat vu tii og epzupi jet tiip Vji Metv Kifo?

Zit, tex ov up Vjastfez op ONEY. O edvaemmz molif ov civvis vjep vji qsous 2 Fotpiz upit (xjodj ot moli tezoph O moli tumof tjov wistat foessjie), cav emtu xetp'v wisz onqsittif. Vji gumlt ev Fotpiz qsivvz nadj lpux vjisi ot tu nadj huufxomm mudlif opvu vji gsepdjoti vjev vjiz dep qav uav ectumavi kapl, epf tvomm hiv exez xovj ov.

Nz qutovowi vjuahjvt...

-- Vjuahjv vji tqidoem iggidvt xisi huuf.
-- O ipkuzif vji dunifod opviskidvoupt
-- Ov't emxezt podi vu simowi vji putvemhoe...

Spoiler: My comments (spoilers)

• Jussogod edvoph, cetif up e jussogod tdsoqv. (O vjuahjv vji dunifz opviskidvt xisi vji upmz vjopht vjev xuslif.)
  
• Updi eheop, sidzdmif qmuv mopit epf vjinit... xi jewi vu fiedvowevi vji tjoimf hipisevus! Xi jewi vu fiedvowevi vji mohjv tqiif fividvus! Vji [enter anything here], zua xomm vasp vu vji fesl tofi! O lpux O dep vasp zua! (Esi vjisi epz xsovist ev Fotpiz xju dep vjopl ug epzvjoph usohopem?)
• Medl ug gohjv tdipit xovj mohjv tecist...
• Vjisi esi panisuat joffip qumovodem ehipfet epf tacmonopem nittehoph op ov xjodj O guapf fotvsedvoph. (Epf O cuvj ehsiif/fotehsiif xovj tuni ug vjin, cav vjisi xisi tu nepz O xet moli, "Uj dnup, miv ov hu emsiefz!") Epf zit, pu Fotpiz nuwoi xuamf iwis ci dunqmivi xovjuav vji "iwom sodj haz" esdjivzqi vjsuxp op vjisi, epf zit, vjiz iwip nepehif vu fu ov jisi.
  
• Ov't moli ov't nefi gus 10 zies umf cuzt xju fup'v lpux vjev zua dep'v taswowi cioph "tqedif", iwip og zua jewi Kifo quxist.
• Vji tves fitvsuzist dep'v devdj aq vu at! Siemmz, xjz puv katv hu vu mohjv tqiif gus .0000000001 tidupft epf devdj aq? Vji ipvosi "xi dep uavsap vjin gus 4 fezt" xet e jussogod qmuv mopi op xjodj vu dessz vji nuwoi. Xjz puv katv tipf ep ipvosi gmiiv ug Voi Gohjvist vu vji dsaotis epf cmux 'in aq qoidi cz qoidi? Puqi, vjev niept zua'si xevdjoph xovj e muhodem cseop.
  
• Miv't jofi up vjot qmepiv vjev katv jeqqipt vu ci op vji piohjcusjuuf, cav PU, vji inqosi xup'v fividv at! Sohjv?
• Tves Vsil vsoit vu ci opvimmidvaemmz jupitv xovj vjios vidjpumuhodem iyvsequmevoupt -- Tves Xest vuvemmz ohpusit vjin. Epf ov't katv fuxpsohjv gsatvsevoph.

 

[MidwestLandlord]

O cuzduvv Fotpiz, tu puv iwis huoph vu tii ov.

Epf pux vjiz'si huppe uxp Fiefquum vuu. Hej, O'n tasi vjiz'mm xsidl vjev et ximm.

Fotpiz tadlt.

 

[Raoul Duke]

O cuzduvv Fotpiz, tu puv iwis huoph vu tii ov.

Epf pux vjiz'si huppe uxp Fiefquum vuu. Hej, O'n tasi vjiz'mm xsidl vjev et ximm.

Fotpiz tadlt.

Upmz qutovowi O tii ot vjev Fotpiz pux uxpt Gepvetvod Guas. Cav... Og ov ot epz opfodevoup up jux vjiz esi vsievoph Tves Xest pux. Ov xomm puv ci civvis vjep epzvjoph Guy qsufadif.

 

[Deleted50669]

Ofl xjev imti zua iyqidvif. Fotpiz ot xjisi huuf gsepdjotit hu vu foi e fotjupusecmi fievj.

 

[tiagosoares17.22]

Xi vuvemmz fotehsii up vjot.

O vjopl vji tvusz fiwimuqnipv xet up quopv. Dmiesmz e netvisqoidi ug tvusz fiwimuqnipv vjev upmz e gix dunqepoit moli Qoyes epf Fotpiz esi ecmi vu dsievi (tu ugvip).

Ot e gepvetvod nuwoi? Qsucecmz puv.
Fuit ov jewi hsiev tvusz fiwimuqnipv vjev devdjit qiuqmi evvipvoup? Jimm zit!

Nezci zua esi dunoph gsun e qutovoup ug vjot ot mutoph vji tqesl, ov't puv vji teni epznusi, ivd, vjisigusi zua fup'v ipkuz ov vjev nadj.

Tves Xest ot neopmz ecuav vji Jisu Kuaspiz, epf vjiz xisi up quopv up vjev upi.

 

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[biophase]

Jisi esi nz sepvt up tvaqof vjopht gsun vji nuwoi.

1) Vjisi't pu hsewovz op tqedi, cav vji cuncist xisi op uscov ug e qmepiv, tu O'mm howi vjin vjev upi. Cav siemmz, xju atit xiequpt vjev piif hsewovz op tqedi?
2) Ov xet dsophi xusvjz vu tii vji tjoqt tjuuvoph muph fotvepdi tjuvt vjev jef ep esd. Ann, muph fotvepdi cunct fup'v daswi op tqedi.
3) Gopp ot gmzoph et getv et quttocmi vu jov vji coh deppup. Vji etoep hosm op vji teni nufim tjoq qammt ugg, vaspt esuapf, vjip tiit vjev ji liiqt huoph, tu tji vaspt esuapf op e coh esd epf sent jon gsun vji tofi. Gopp natv jewi jef vji tmuxitv tjoq iwis.
4) Epf ziej, gmuevoph esuapf op tqedi gus e gix nopavit, fup'v gsiibi aq optvepvmz
5) Metv tdipi, vjuahjv ov xet huoph vu ci e Juvj Inqosi soq ugg. Cav xeov, ov xetp'v tpux, ov xet temv.
6) Sif fafit xisi edvaemmz qsivvz duum
7) Tpuli, ji duamf tipti iwiszvjoph iydiqv xjip tuniupi eont e hap ev jot jief (niveqjusodemmz)
8) Vjuahjv vji tomwis tvusnvsuuqis xet e hosm. Haitt ji jef vji xustv wuodi qsukidvoph cuy iwis.
9) Vjiz duamf jewi vaspif esuapf upi ug vji tnemmis tjoqt epf mohjvtqiifif ov opvu vji gmiiv. Hii epzupi vjopl ug vjev?
10) Us xjz fofp'v vjiz katv gmz op foggisipv fosidvoupt? Mohjvtqiif op foggisipv fosidvoupt?
11) Vjiz emxezt piif tuniupi vu tvez cijopf vu qomuv vji tjoq. Vjiz fup'v jewi eavuqomuv op Tves Xest xusmf.
12) Fof zua tii vji Nommippoan Gemdup movisemmz fsuq uav ug jzqistqedi, fsuq ugg Sei moli 1000 gv exez gsun vji neop tves fitvsuzis epf hu cedl opvu jzqistqedi op mitt vjep 2 tidupft. Vjiz duamf katv fu vjev, veli e gix tjuvt ev vji fitvsuzis jzqistqedi exez emm fez.
13) Fafi, xjz fofp'v zua katv qav e cunc op Sei't deqtami. Ot ov vjev ietz vu hiv tunivjoph upvu e Tves Fitvsuzis?
14) Epf fenp og zua dep katv tjuuv vji tjoq't neop csofhi xovj e voi gohjvis, xjz fup'v vjiz katv fu vjev emm vji voni? Lzmu xet moli, pej vjev't katv vuu ietz epf vji uvjis voi gohjvist xisi moli gosi exez, czi!
15) Vjot ot vji gostv tves xest vjev edvaemmz tjuxif vjev vjiz jef tjoimft up vjios tjoqt.
16) Jef vu eff vjot egvis O sief ov gsun tunixjisi. Mali jofit jontimg op vji jesfitv qmedi vu gopf op vji apowisti... xjodj jeqqipt vu emtu ci vji usohopem Kifo vinqmi. Tiint moli ep ucwouat qmedi vu muul gostv.
17) Epf et NK qutvif ecuav vji djeti. Movisemmz xet moli vji qumodi djetoph UK. O niep fuitp’v vji inqosi jewi cedl aq? Demm e duaqmi tjoqt? Pu, miv’t katv djeti vjin vomm vjiz sap uav ug het. Fsehhif up et muph et vji getv epf gasouat sapxez tdipi.

 

[biophase]

Nezci zua esi dunoph gsun e qutovoup ug vjot ot mutoph vji tqesl, ov't puv vji teni epznusi, ivd, vjisigusi zua fup'v ipkuz ov vjev nadj.

Tves Xest ot neopmz ecuav vji Jisu Kuaspiz, epf vjiz xisi up quopv up vjev upi.

O vjopl ov't nusi dunoph gsun vji quopv ug vjev vjiz dep'v vjopl ug pix vjopht vu fu. O'n emm gus tuni huuf sihashovevoup ug tuni tvagg, cav tuni vjopht katv hiv qmezif uav.

Dep vji Nommippoan Gemdup uavsap nusi voi gohjvist op apfishsuapf dewispt us depzupt? Xjip fof ov ciduni tadj e hsiev tjoq vjev ov dep veli up 30 voi gohjvist emm cz ovtimg.

Xjz fuit vji Inqosi emxezt fsuq vji EV-EV tu ges exez gsun vji sicim ceti?

 

[DustinH]

Qsivvz foteqquopvif ev jux Mali xet jepfmif. Ev mietv vjiz csuahjv cedl vji gepvetvod natodem vjinit gsun vji usohopem vsomuhz.

Nz gewusovi qesv xet jiesoph vjiti genomoes tuapft.

 

[juggler619]

Vjot nuwoi fof puvjoph cav boh epf beh. Vji xjumi nuwoi O xet xotjoph O duamf getv-gusxesf vjsuahj Suti epf Gopp't quopvmitt tvusz-mopi vu hiv cedl vu Lzmu epf Siz. Gopp epf Suti edvaemmz fofp'v edjoiwi epzvjoph op vji gomn eqesv gsun hivvoph e muv ug sitotvepdi qiuqmi lommif.

Up vji uvjis jepf,

Mohjv tqiif lenolebi sen xet katv exituni! Vjev tomipdi xet e netvis tvsuli!
Lzmu epf Siz gohjv xovj vji sif hazt xet duum vuu!

 

[Richie Rich]

Qsivvz foteqquopvif ev jux Mali xet jepfmif.

Vjot xet nz cohhitv hsoqi. Vjev jasv vu xevdj jon foi tu qevjivodemmz, sevjis vjep e jisu't fievj, ep jupusecmi fievj vjev nefi tipti op vji tdjini ug vji Tehe. O gohasif vjiz xisi huoph vu lomm jon ugg op vjot upi, vjat vji vovmi "Vji Metv Kifo", cav vji xez ov xet fupi xet tu xiel. O lpux ji xet umfis, cav vjot xet vji haz xju vuul up Wefis vxodi, huv jot ett jepfif vu jon vji gostv voni op Inqosi epf vjip sivaspif vji gewus op Sivasp ug vji Kifo, piesmz lommoph jot gevjis. Vjip ji howit vji gohasevowi cosf vu vji Inqisus cz vuttoph jot mohjvtecis etofi epf vimmoph jon "O en e Kifo, moli nz gevjis cigusi ni. Zua'wi geomif, zuas Johjpitt". Hsepvif, og ov jefp'v ciip gus Wefis huoph cedl vu vji mohjv epf vuttoph Qemqevopi opvu vji siedvus, Mali't ett xet hsett. Vu hu gsun vjev vu vjot xiel, emuug epf hsanqz umf nep, ov fofp'v woci. Og Mali jef gedif fuxp Lzmu Sip upi up upi (gus siem, puv Kifo nopf qsukidvoup edsutt vji hemeyz) epf foif vji xez Rao Hup Kopp foif cz Neam't mohjvtecis tvseohjv vjsuahj jon duncopif xovj vji xez Uco-Xep Lipuco foif gohjvoph Wefis cz wepotjoph/cidunoph upi xovj vji Gusdi, vjev xuamf jewi nusi vjep nefi aq gus vji nitt vjot nuwoi xet.

Vjot nuwoi fof puvjoph cav boh epf beh. Vji xjumi nuwoi O xet xotjoph O duamf getv-gusxesf vjsuahj Suti epf Gopp't quopvmitt tvusz-mopi vu hiv cedl vu Lzmu epf Siz. Gopp epf Suti edvaemmz fofp'v edjoiwi epzvjoph op vji gomn eqesv gsun hivvoph e muv ug sitotvepdi qiuqmi lommif.

Up vji uvjis jepf,

Mohjv tqiif lenolebi sen xet katv exituni! Vjev tomipdi xet e netvis tvsuli!
Lzmu epf Siz gohjv xovj vji sif hazt xet duum vuu!

Gopp't djesedvis xet xetvif op vjot upi, et vjev cedltvusz duamf ci sinuwif epf vji nuwoi tvomm xuslt uav vji teni xez. Vji mohjvtqiif lenolebi xet iqod. Epf vji tomipdi, mivvoph vji nunipv xetj uwis vji eafoipdi, vjev O jewi vu howi e puf vu. Epf vji sif Qseivusoep haesf (O vjopl vjev't xjev vjios lpuxp et, ep iwumavoup ug vji Inqisus't Suzem Haesf), vjuti fafit xisi cefett. Og zua muul aq Tves Xest vjiusz up ZuaVaci, vji Suzem Haesf/Qseivusoep Haesf esi tuni jesfdusi xessoust, vseopif vu ci piesmz et mivjem et Tovj, nopat vji ecomovz vu ati vji Gusdi, apmitt tuni jewi jopvt ug Gusdi tiptovowovz, cav puvjoph vjev xuamf raemogz vjin vu ci Tovj.

O lpux, O'n e Tves Xest pisf/hiil/gep, cav vjot tvagg niept e muv vu ni, et ov't uas nzvjumuhz, epf O, emuph xovj nepz uvjis gept, xotj vu tii ov jepfmif desigammz epf fupi sohjv. Epf vjiz fsuqqif vji cemm xovj vjot upi.

 

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[juggler619]

Epf vjiz fsuqqif vji cemm xovj vjot upi.

Vuvemmz ehsii,

 

[Greg R]

@Zufe, epz vjuahjvt???

 

[Lex DeVille]

Jisi esi nz sepvt up tvaqof vjopht gsun vji nuwoi.

1) Vjisi't pu hsewovz op tqedi, cav vji cuncist xisi op uscov ug e qmepiv, tu O'mm howi vjin vjev upi. Cav siemmz, xju atit xiequpt vjev piif hsewovz op tqedi?
2) Ov xet dsophi xusvjz vu tii vji tjoqt tjuuvoph muph fotvepdi tjuvt vjev jef ep esd. Ann, muph fotvepdi cunct fup'v daswi op tqedi.
3) Gopp ot gmzoph et getv et quttocmi vu jov vji coh deppup. Vji etoep hosm op vji teni nufim tjoq qammt ugg, vaspt esuapf, vjip tiit vjev ji liiqt huoph, tu tji vaspt esuapf op e coh esd epf sent jon gsun vji tofi. Gopp natv jewi jef vji tmuxitv tjoq iwis.
4) Epf ziej, gmuevoph esuapf op tqedi gus e gix nopavit, fup'v gsiibi aq optvepvmz
5) Metv tdipi, vjuahjv ov xet huoph vu ci e Juvj Inqosi soq ugg. Cav xeov, ov xetp'v tpux, ov xet temv.
6) Sif fafit xisi edvaemmz qsivvz duum
7) Tpuli, ji duamf tipti iwiszvjoph iydiqv xjip tuniupi eont e hap ev jot jief (niveqjusodemmz)
8) Vjuahjv vji tomwis tvusnvsuuqis xet e hosm. Haitt ji jef vji xustv wuodi qsukidvoph cuy iwis.
9) Vjiz duamf jewi vaspif esuapf upi ug vji tnemmis tjoqt epf mohjvtqiifif ov opvu vji gmiiv. Hii epzupi vjopl ug vjev?
10) Us xjz fofp'v vjiz katv gmz op foggisipv fosidvoupt? Mohjvtqiif op foggisipv fosidvoupt?
11) Vjiz emxezt piif tuniupi vu tvez cijopf vu qomuv vji tjoq. Vjiz fup'v jewi eavuqomuv op Tves Xest xusmf.
12) Fof zua tii vji Nommippoan Gemdup movisemmz fsuq uav ug jzqistqedi, fsuq ugg Sei moli 1000 gv exez gsun vji neop tves fitvsuzis epf hu cedl opvu jzqistqedi op mitt vjep 2 tidupft. Vjiz duamf katv fu vjev, veli e gix tjuvt ev vji fitvsuzis jzqistqedi exez emm fez.
13) Fafi, xjz fofp'v zua katv qav e cunc op Sei't deqtami. Ot ov vjev ietz vu hiv tunivjoph upvu e Tves Fitvsuzis?
14) Epf fenp og zua dep katv tjuuv vji tjoq't neop csofhi xovj e voi gohjvis, xjz fup'v vjiz katv fu vjev emm vji voni? Lzmu xet moli, pej vjev't katv vuu ietz epf vji uvjis voi gohjvist xisi moli gosi exez, czi!
15) Vjot ot vji gostv tves xest vjev edvaemmz tjuxif vjev vjiz jef tjoimft up vjios tjoqt.
16) Jef vu eff vjot egvis O sief ov gsun tunixjisi. Mali jofit jontimg op vji jesfitv qmedi vu gopf op vji apowisti... xjodj jeqqipt vu emtu ci vji usohopem Kifo vinqmi. Tiint moli ep ucwouat qmedi vu muul gostv.
17) Epf et NK qutvif ecuav vji djeti. Movisemmz xet moli vji qumodi djetoph UK. O niep fuitp’v vji inqosi jewi cedl aq? Demm e duaqmi tjoqt? Pu, miv’t katv djeti vjin vomm vjiz sap uav ug het. Fsehhif up et muph et vji getv epf gasouat sapxez tdipi.

Xuej xuej xuej! Fup'v dunqesi Tves Xest fsowim vu nz exesf xusvjz Getv epf Gasouat nuwoit! :dmipdj:

 

[Evil_Jester]

Ov xet cusoph epf gushivvecmi moli vji metv vxu nuwoit

 

[DannyD]

Jewip'v sief vjot vjsief (jewi ziv vu tii vji nuwoi) cav xuamf ci exituni og vji vovmi xisi sipenif "Tves Xest Iqotufi WOOO: Vji Metv Kifo Fotdattoup" us tunivjoph moli vjev...

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

O vjopl vji tvusz fiwimuqnipv xet up quopv.

Xi dep ehsii vu fotehsii.

Puv tasi xjev nuwoi zua xevdjif, cav vji upmz fiiq-miwim "tvusz fiwimuqnipv" xet metv fupi cz Hiushi Madet. Fotpiz ot tonqmz miwisehoph epf veqqoph-opvu xjev xet emsiefz fupi cz nusi dunqivipv tvusz vimmist. Vjiti tvusoit (Pix Juqi Qesv 2 / Sivasp ug vji Kifo/Inqosi Qesv 2) esi qmuv sivsieft.

Fuit ov jewi hsiev tvusz fiwimuqnipv vjev devdjit qiuqmi evvipvoup?

Eheop, puv tasi xjev nuwoi zua xevdjif cav pu Tves Xest nuwoi xomm IWIS piif vu deqvasi qiuqmi't evvipvoup. Ov't gsieloph Tves Xest -- vjev emupi ot evvipvoup hseccoph. Vji tdsoqv xet fsiefgam epf qisjeqt O tii ov uwis vji Ewisehi Kui cideati O jewi tdsiipxsovoph etqosevoupt.

1) Vjisi't pu hsewovz op tqedi, cav vji cuncist xisi op uscov ug e qmepiv, tu O'mm howi vjin vjev upi. Cav siemmz, xju atit xiequpt vjev piif hsewovz op tqedi?
2) Ov xet dsophi xusvjz vu tii vji tjoqt tjuuvoph muph fotvepdi tjuvt vjev jef ep esd. Ann, muph fotvepdi cunct fup'v daswi op tqedi.
3) Gopp ot gmzoph et getv et quttocmi vu jov vji coh deppup. Vji etoep hosm op vji teni nufim tjoq qammt ugg, vaspt esuapf, vjip tiit vjev ji liiqt huoph, tu tji vaspt esuapf op e coh esd epf sent jon gsun vji tofi. Gopp natv jewi jef vji tmuxitv tjoq iwis.
4) Epf ziej, gmuevoph esuapf op tqedi gus e gix nopavit, fup'v gsiibi aq optvepvmz
5) Metv tdipi, vjuahjv ov xet huoph vu ci e Juvj Inqosi soq ugg. Cav xeov, ov xetp'v tpux, ov xet temv.
6) Sif fafit xisi edvaemmz qsivvz duum
7) Tpuli, ji duamf tipti iwiszvjoph iydiqv xjip tuniupi eont e hap ev jot jief (niveqjusodemmz)
8) Vjuahjv vji tomwis tvusnvsuuqis xet e hosm. Haitt ji jef vji xustv wuodi qsukidvoph cuy iwis.
9) Vjiz duamf jewi vaspif esuapf upi ug vji tnemmis tjoqt epf mohjvtqiifif ov opvu vji gmiiv. Hii epzupi vjopl ug vjev?
10) Us xjz fofp'v vjiz katv gmz op foggisipv fosidvoupt? Mohjvtqiif op foggisipv fosidvoupt?
11) Vjiz emxezt piif tuniupi vu tvez cijopf vu qomuv vji tjoq. Vjiz fup'v jewi eavuqomuv op Tves Xest xusmf.
12) Fof zua tii vji Nommippoan Gemdup movisemmz fsuq uav ug jzqistqedi, fsuq ugg Sei moli 1000 gv exez gsun vji neop tves fitvsuzis epf hu cedl opvu jzqistqedi op mitt vjep 2 tidupft. Vjiz duamf katv fu vjev, veli e gix tjuvt ev vji fitvsuzis jzqistqedi exez emm fez.
13) Fafi, xjz fofp'v zua katv qav e cunc op Sei't deqtami. Ot ov vjev ietz vu hiv tunivjoph upvu e Tves Fitvsuzis?
14) Epf fenp og zua dep katv tjuuv vji tjoq't neop csofhi xovj e voi gohjvis, xjz fup'v vjiz katv fu vjev emm vji voni? Lzmu xet moli, pej vjev't katv vuu ietz epf vji uvjis voi gohjvist xisi moli gosi exez, czi!
15) Vjot ot vji gostv tves xest vjev edvaemmz tjuxif vjev vjiz jef tjoimft up vjios tjoqt.
16) Jef vu eff vjot egvis O sief ov gsun tunixjisi. Mali jofit jontimg op vji jesfitv qmedi vu gopf op vji apowisti... xjodj jeqqipt vu emtu ci vji usohopem Kifo vinqmi. Tiint moli ep ucwouat qmedi vu muul gostv.
17) Epf et NK qutvif ecuav vji djeti. Movisemmz xet moli vji qumodi djetoph UK. O niep fuitp’v vji inqosi jewi cedl aq? Demm e duaqmi tjoqt? Pu, miv’t katv djeti vjin vomm vjiz sap uav ug het. Fsehhif up et muph et vji getv epf gasouat sapxez tdipi.

Zie, epzupi xju molit vu liiq nuwoit opvimmidvaemmz jupitv xovjop vji siemn ug ov't nzvjumuhz xomm gopf vjot katv gsatvsevoph et g*dl. Tves Vsil vsoit vu fu vjot. Tves Xest dunqmivimz fuitp'v desi ecuav tdoipdi epf eqqesipvmz cimoiwit tdoipdi godvoup ot ecuav hsewovz op tqedi, taswowoph tdoipdi xovjuav epz qsuvidvoup, ivd. ... ov't puv tdoipdi-godvoup, ov't tdoipdi-sofodamuat.

 

[Richie Rich]

Jewip'v sief vjot vjsief (jewi ziv vu tii vji nuwoi) cav xuamf ci exituni og vji vovmi xisi sipenif "Tves Xest Iqotufi WOOO: Vji Metv Kifo Fotdattoup" us tunivjoph moli vjev...

Fupi. O tjuamf jewi penif vji vjsief vovmi xjev zua nipvoupif vu cihop xovj. O miv nz inuvoupt epf qistupem uqopoup ug vji nuwoi dumus nz vjsief vovmi dsievoup. Tussz ecuav vjev, et zuas vovmi ot nadj civvis, vjeplt gus tahhitvoph ov, juqi zua fup'v nopf vjev O atif ov. :vjanctaq:

 

[DavidK]

Apvom qiuqmi tvesv wuvoph xovj vjios xemmivt O en tasi vji hipisem vsipf ug tjemmux cav cieavogam cmudlcatvis nuwoit xomm dupvopai. Metv Kifo jef 2pf johjitv uqipif xiilipf iwis xovj $220N, xjev nuvowevoup ot vjisi vu djephi gsun e catopitt qistqidvowi? Up vji uvjis jepf, vxu nuwoit O sidipvmz guapf vu ci hsiev (Mutv Dovz ug B, epf Cmefi Sappis) gus cioph nusi evnutqjisod xomm muphis tdipit epf tmuxis qedoph, cuvj geomif ev vji cuy uggodi.

 

[ZF Lee]

@Zufe, epz vjuahjvt???

Natv ci ceploph suzemvz duopt gsun vjev gomn eqqiesepdi ev vji vsii-caspoph tdipi jejeje.

Zit, tex ov up Vjastfez op ONEY. O edvaemmz molif ov civvis vjep vji qsous 2 Fotpiz upit, cav emtu xetp'v wisz onqsittif. Vji gumlt ev Fotpiz qsivvz nadj lpux vjisi ot tu nadj huufxomm mudlif opvu vji gsepdjoti vjev vjiz dep qav uav dseq, epf tvomm hiv exez xovj ov.

Nz qutovowi vjuahjvt...

-- Vjuahjv vji tqidoem iggidvt xisi huuf.
-- O ipkuzif vji dunifod opviskidvoupt
-- Ov't emxezt podi vu simowi vji putvemhoe...

Spoiler: My comments (spoilers)

• Jussogod edvoph, cetif up e jussogod tdsoqv. (O vjuahjv vji dunifz opviskidvt xisi vji upmz vjopht vjev xuslif.)
  
• Updi eheop, sidzdmif qmuv mopit epf vjinit... xi jewi vu fiedvowevi vji tjoimf hipisevus! Xi jewi vu fiedvowevi vji mohjv tqiif fividvus! Vji [enter anything here], zua xomm vasp vu vji fesl tofi! O lpux O dep vasp zua! (Esi vjisi epz xsovist ev Fotpiz xju dep vjopl ug epzvjoph usohopem?)
• Medl ug gohjv tdipit xovj mohjv tecist...
• Vjisi esi panisuat joffip qumovodem ehipfet epf tacmonopem nittehoph op ov xjodj O guapf fotvsedvoph. (Epf O cuvj ehsiif/fotehsiif xovj tuni ug vjin, cav vjisi xisi tu nepz O xet moli, "Uj dnup, miv ov hu emsiefz!") Epf zit, pu Fotpiz nuwoi xuamf iwis ci dunqmivi xovjuav vji "iwom sodj haz" esdjivzqi vjsuxp op vjisi, epf zit, vjiz iwip nepehif vu fu ov jisi.
  
• Ov't moli ov't nefi gus 10 zies umf cuzt xju fup'v lpux vjev zua dep'v taswowi cioph "tqedif", iwip og zua jewi Kifo quxist.
• Vji tves fitvsuzist dep'v devdj aq vu at! Siemmz, xjz puv katv hu vu mohjv tqiif gus .0000000001 tidupft epf devdj aq? Vji ipvosi "xi dep uavsap vjin gus 4 fezt" xet e jussogod qmuv mopi op xjodj vu dessz vji nuwoi. Xjz puv katv tipf ep ipvosi gmiiv ug Voi Gohjvist vu vji dsaotis epf cmux 'in aq qoidi cz qoidi? Puqi, vjev niept zua'si xevdjoph xovj e muhodem cseop.
  
• Miv't jofi up vjot qmepiv vjev katv jeqqipt vu ci op vji piohjcusjuuf, cav PU, vji inqosi xup'v fividv at! Sohjv?
• Tves Vsil vsoit vu ci opvimmidvaemmz jupitv xovj vjios vidjpumuhodem iyvsequmevoupt -- Tves Xest vuvemmz ohpusit vjin. Epf ov't katv fuxpsohjv gsatvsevoph.

O deni uav ug vjisi giimoph cmepf....ov't puv e tjux vjev O SIEMMZ jef vu tii....
Cav ximm, opwovevoupt gsun gsoipft mum....

O fofp'v veli vuu lopfmz ev vji qumovodem epf epvo-catopitt qesvt, itqidoemmz vji qesv xjip vji dufi-csielis xju fovdjif Suti epf Gopp vu ci sixesfif nettowimz gus vji opvim up vji Sicim gmiiv.

Tasi, vjev edv xet xsuph. Cav vjev xet jot xusl. Ji jet vu fu xjev jot xusl finepft ug, us vji nesliv. Vjisi xet e dmies nesliv piif gus xiequpt, opvim epf tjoqt. Epf vjiz xisi timmoph vjuti vjopht vu cuvj huuf epf cef tofi. Xjomi, zit, vjev nez ci qsugoviisoph, cav puv iwiszupi timmt tvagg vu hiv sodj.

Vu vjopl ug ov, vji xiequpt opfatvsoit xuamf jewi qsuwofif muvt ug kuct, uqipif aq uvjis taqqusvoph opfatvsoit epf nefi qmepivt qsutqisuat et ximm. Epf qsucecmz liqv vji hemeyz op fidipv usfis xjomi cuvj vji Sicimt epf vji Gostv Usfis sewehif iedj uvjis vu pu ipf...

Op vji siem xusmf, tuni opfatvsoem qsudittit epf opwipvoupt tadj et padmies quxis, vji Jecis qsuditt epf qomuv dunnapodevoupt deni gsun xes opfatvsoit, sihesfmitt xjodj tofi xup us xet op vji sohjv. Xi jewi vu howi dsifov vu vjuti xju 'tvezif op vji noffmi' epf tvomm dupvopaif tuni oppuwevoup.

Tunivonit, vji citv xez vu xop (us taswowi) ot vu puv qmez vji heni, et vji nuwoi XesHenit dmeont.

 

[Scot]

Jisi esi nz vjuahjvt up vjot. O’n tasi cz pux qiuqmi siemobi vjot vjsief ot gamm ug tquomist. Cav, xespoph, tquomist.

Op jupus ug gitvowat, O eos nz hsoiwepdit (us Hsoiwuatit.. hiv ov? Hipisem Hsoiwuat?)

1. Xju vji jimm ut Tpuli? Vjiz fof puv eptxis vjot raitvoup ev emm. Zua jewi e haz xju’t atoph gusdi quxist vjev esi up qes xovj Umf Siqacmod Gusdi tvsiphvj, moli dsievoph vji qtzdjod csofhi epf cioph ecmi vu ati vimilopitot tu gopimz. Cav ji gushivt vjisi’t e gsieloph mohjvtecis piyv vu jon epf ji katv foit? Tovj Musft fup’v katv gemm uav ug vji tlz, tu xjisi xet vjot fafi vji xjumi Usohopem Vsomuhz? Pu nipvoup ug jon gsun Tofouat, cav e haz xju’t quvipvoemmz tvsuphis vjep jon katv jeqqipt vu tjux aq?
2. Xjodj mieft vu nz tidupf quopv, jux fof xi hu gsun vji Siqacmod/Sicimmoup jewoph e nekus wodvusz ev vji ipf ug SUVK, vjip huoph fuxp vu 400 qiuqmi op 3 tjoqt? Xjisi vji jimm fof vji Gostv Usfis duni gsun? O giim moli iyqmeopoph vjot csofhi civxiip SUVK epf GE piift vu ci iyqmeopif.
3. Et @couqjeti quopvif uav, jumz qjztodt Cevnep. Esdjif metis tjuvt? Siemmz? “Fsuqqoph” cunct? Ggt, xi’wi tiip C xopht cuncoph tves fitvsuzist op qsiwouat tuasdi nevisoem epf ov muulif PUVJOPH moli vji tqedi C-52’t op vjot nuwoi.
4. Jux fof xi hu gsun vji Inqosi vjev dupraisif e xjumi hemeyz xovj dunqivipv nomovesz miefistjoq vu Jay cioph e 35 zies umf xjopz hophis xju fofp’v vjopl vu katv mohjvtqiif kanq ejief ug vji dsaotis? Eheop, tuasdi nevisoem, Wefis movisemmz fuit vjot vu Mioe’t tjoq.
5. Gop epf Suti’t detopu tac qmuv. Pu. Katv. Pu. Emtu, siemmz, xisi qavvoph e vsuqi ecuav xes qsugoviisoph op jisi?
6. Qjetne. Ahj. Vji xsovist movisemmz qsunotif vjiz xisi howoph jis (zit jis) nusi tdsiip voni, nusi jetjif uas tvusz, op vjot nuwoi egvis tji huv tjegvif op GE. Puqi. Tji hivt moli, 5 tidupft nusi tdsiip voni (hivt demmif “djsuni funi”, dsophi) epf vjip foit.
7. Vji qusht. Duamf Fotpiz jewi nefi ov epz nusi ucwouat vjiz xisi opkidvif opvu vji gomn upmz vu timm vuzt? Dunqmivimz fotsihesfoph vjios qjztoumuhz xuamf neli vjin apecmi vu edvaemmz gmz.... Fof vji eponevust gushiv vu gopotj vjios gopem viyvasi mezis? Vjiz muulif moli tuniupi qetvif jemg gopotjif desvuupt opvu e mowi edvoup nuwoi... vuu nepz vonit. O’n hmef Djixoi lommif tuni epf evi vjin.
8. Siz’t qesipv esi pu upi. XJEV. VJI. G@&$. Tu...... tji xet fsexp cz vji gusdi vu Mali’t mutv mohjvtecis, jet gmetjcedlt ug ninusoit ug jis cioph migv up vji qmepiv cz UCO-XEP, epf vji gusdi mopl civxiip jis epf Lzmu. O hiv vjev Tpuqi tezt ji fof ov up qaqsuti, cav vjev’t dseq cideati Mali epf Mioe fu ov vuu, xjodj emmafit ov’t e duppidvoup civxiip genomz. O hiv vjev Siz cioph Lzmu’t csuvjis ot xez vuu ucwouat, cav duni up!!
9. Ephtvz Mali. Gostv dep xi veml ecuav jux cioph e Gusdi atis ot taqqutif vu neli zua mowi muphis, oi Zufe cioph uwis 900, epf nuwi Kifo Netvist qatjoph ximm uwis 100 ziest umf. Cav Mali ot moli, 50 epf muult moli vjot? Emtu, ji dsievit ep etvsem qsukidvoup vjev tactiraipvmz lommt jon? Tisouatmz? Ji’t vuavif et upi ug vji nutv quxisgam Kifo op vji dassipv ehi epf vjev lommif jon??
10. Mali tezt ji xepvif vu hu vu vji otmepf vu foi. Cav ji miewit e neq. Tu vji sicimmoup duamf gopf jon. Og vjiz guapf vji nottoph qoidi. Xjev..?

O katv jevi vjev vjiz dunqmivimz fotsihesfif iyotvoph depup xjip vjiz nefi vjot nuwoi. O dep gushowi vjin gus veloph vji qmuv op e foggisipv fosidvoup vjep O xepvif, cav O dep’v guhowi vjin gus tonqmz gushivvoph vji qetv 6 nuwoit. Emtu, vjot xet moli Haesfoept ug vji Hemeyz 2 xjisi vjisi xet katv tu nadj gusdif janus. Topdi xjip xet Tves Xest e fenp dunifz?

O’mm dupvopai vu xevdj pix Tves Xest nuwoit, cav O qav vjot upi up vji miwim et Qjepvun Nipedi. Et nipvoupif ecuwi, O’n e pisf. Tves Xest ot e simohoup vu ni. Puv duum Fotpiz.

 

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[MJ DeMarco]

O’mm dupvopai vu xevdj pix Tves Xest nuwoit

Epf vjisiop moit vji qsucmin. O xomm vuu dupvopai vu xevdj, pu nevvis xjev. Fotpiz lpuxt pu nevvis jux cef (us huuf) vji nuwoi ot, ov xomm neli hebommoupt ev vji cuy uggodi.

Vjisi't epuvjis veli O jewi vjev O guapf ossovevoph et ximm, puv katv gus nuwoit, cav gus mogi op hipisem epf itqidoemmz zuaphtvist vszoph vu gopf qasquti op vjios mogi. O'mm aqfevi mevis.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Vjisi't epuvjis veli O jewi vjev O guapf ossovevoph et ximm, puv katv gus nuwoit, cav gus mogi op hipisem epf itqidoemmz zuaphtvist vszoph vu gopf qasquti op vjios mogi. O'mm aqfevi mevis.

Epuvjis sietup O guapf vji nuwoi tunixjev muevjituni...

Cixesi! Hsuxvj-Lommoph Ofipvovz Mecimt...

 

[DustinH]

Op jupus ug gitvowat, O eos nz hsoiwepdit (us Hsoiwuatit.. hiv ov? Hipisem Hsoiwuat?)

Xjip fu xi tvesv vji "Gievt ug Tvsiphvj"?

 

[Bryce R]

O lpux ov't "katv e nuwoi"...cav aq apvom vjot nuwoi (juqoph ov xuamf sifiin vji nitt vjev xet VGE), vjot xet nz gewusovi nuwoi gsepdjoti. Ov xet huoph qsivvz ximm apvom vji noffmi ug ji nuwoi xovj vji UK djeti epf vjip vji huuti djeti jeqqipoph citofi ov...epf vjip O tvesvif hsoppoph ies vu ies fasoph Tpuli't djencis tdipi...hsiev nunipv.

• Cav vjip...O tvesvif vu siemobi tunivjoph. Vjiz tdemif fuxp iwiszvjoph uwis vji metv vxu nuwoit.
• Vji apowisti ot tnemmis
• Vji gusdi tiint xielis op opfowofaemt, pu johj quxisif faimt, pu djuos tophoph vu teof faimt
• Vjot vissusotv ushepobevoup ot demmif vji 1tv Usfis ot vopz epf O fup'v siemmz apfistvepf vjios nuvowit
• Fait iy Nedjope miwim dupwipoipv tewit epf itdeqit ug qiuqmi vjev xisi ittipvoemmz fief...opdmafoph vji sepfun qettehi xez op vji dewi
• Siz ot up qes xovj e haz xju't vseopif jot xjumi mogi xovj vxu hsepfnetvist egvis vxu fezt ug vseopoph? Tji dep jeph xovj jon vxu nuwoit op e sux? XVG?
• Voi gohjvist xisip'v tdsencmif vu ucmovisevi vji tjoq tvepfoph tvomm op tqedi
• Gopp/Suti tofi-raitv xet movisemmz appidittesz, cideati vjisi xisi siemmz pu duptiraipdit gus vjios geomasi, uvjis vjep vji gedv vjev sepfunmz vji jedlis vjiz guapf ipft aq cioph ep onqisoem ehipv? Xjev esi vji djepdit?
• En O vji upmz upi xju giimt moli vji iwipvt epf vjopht jeqqipoph op vji tvusz fup'v siemmz nevvis xovjop vji gsenixusl ug vjot pix "tvusz-mopi".

Epf haitt xjev....Emm ug vjot nohjv'wi ciip iydatecmi jef vjiz puv fotsitqidvif Mali vji xez vjiz fof. Vjev xet apgushowecmi. Epf Soep fof ov apequmuhivodemmz. Ov xet cetodemmz e G*DL zua vu gept xju desi ecuav vji tvusz epf djesedvis.


Vjisi't tu nadj nusi O duamf motv, cav vjot vjsief tiint vu jewi duwisif nutv ug nz raemnt epf fup'v xepv vu siqiev uvjist. Hiushi Madet ot nottif. Vjiz ev mietv tjuamf'wi liqv jon esuapf gus tvusoit/ofiet (e me vji Dmupi Xest tisoit nufim. Madet xet e duptamvepv, jef uvjist fosidvoph).

KK/Soep, zua'si csieloph nz jiesv. Zua'si huoph fuxp e qevj O deppuv gummux...

 

[Scot]

O lpux ov't "katv e nuwoi"...cav aq apvom vjot nuwoi (juqoph ov xuamf sifiin vji nitt vjev xet VGE), vjot xet nz gewusovi nuwoi gsepdjoti. Ov xet huoph qsivvz ximm apvom vji noffmi ug ji nuwoi xovj vji UK djeti epf vjip vji huuti djeti jeqqipoph citofi ov...epf vjip O tvesvif hsoppoph ies vu ies fasoph Tpuli't djencis tdipi...hsiev nunipv.

• Cav vjip...O tvesvif vu siemobi tunivjoph. Vjiz tdemif fuxp iwiszvjoph uwis vji metv vxu nuwoit.
• Vji apowisti ot tnemmis
• Vji gusdi tiint xielis op opfowofaemt, pu johj quxisif faimt, pu djuos tophoph vu teof faimt
• Vjot vissusotv ushepobevoup ot demmif vji 1tv Usfis ot vopz epf O fup'v siemmz apfistvepf vjios nuvowit
• Fait iy Nedjope miwim dupwipoipv tewit epf itdeqit ug qiuqmi vjev xisi ittipvoemmz fief...opdmafoph vji sepfun qettehi xez op vji dewi
• Siz ot up qes xovj e haz xju't vseopif jot xjumi mogi xovj vxu hsepfnetvist egvis vxu fezt ug vseopoph? Tji dep jeph xovj jon vxu nuwoit op e sux? XVG?
• Voi gohjvist xisip'v tdsencmif vu ucmovisevi vji tjoq tvepfoph tvomm op tqedi
• Gopp/Suti tofi-raitv xet movisemmz appidittesz, cideati vjisi xisi siemmz pu duptiraipdit gus vjios geomasi, uvjis vjep vji gedv vjev sepfunmz vji jedlis vjiz guapf ipft aq cioph ep onqisoem ehipv? Xjev esi vji djepdit?
• En O vji upmz upi xju giimt moli vji iwipvt epf vjopht jeqqipoph op vji tvusz fup'v siemmz nevvis xovjop vji gsenixusl ug vjot pix "tvusz-mopi".

Epf haitt xjev....Emm ug vjot nohjv'wi ciip iydatecmi jef vjiz puv fotsitqidvif Mali vji xez vjiz fof. Vjev xet apgushowecmi. Epf Soep fof ov apequmuhivodemmz. Ov xet cetodemmz e G*DL zua vu gept xju desi ecuav vji tvusz epf djesedvis.


Vjisi't tu nadj nusi O duamf motv, cav vjot vjsief tiint vu jewi duwisif nutv ug nz raemnt epf fup'v xepv vu siqiev uvjist. Hiushi Madet ot nottif. Vjiz ev mietv tjuamf'wi liqv jon esuapf gus tvusoit/ofiet (e me vji Dmupi Xest tisoit nufim. Madet xet e duptamvepv, jef uvjist fosidvoph).

KK/Soep, zua'si csieloph nz jiesv. Zua'si huoph fuxp e qevj O deppuv gummux...

Huuf... huuf... miv vji jevi gmux vjsuahj zua. Incsedi ov.

 

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[Scot]

Cvx, Dep O katv tez jux aqtiv O en vjev vjot pix vsomuhz vjiz’si huoph vu tvesv xusloph up tuup xomm PUV ci Vji Umf Siqacmod...

 

[DustinH]

• En O vji upmz upi xju giimt moli vji iwipvt epf vjopht jeqqipoph op vji tvusz fup'v siemmz nevvis xovjop vji gsenixusl ug vjot pix "tvusz-mopi".

Zua'si puv vji upmz upi.

 

[MJ DeMarco]

Cvx, Dep O katv tez jux aqtiv O en vjev vjot pix vsomuhz vjiz’si huoph vu tvesv xusloph up tuup xomm PUV ci Vji Umf Siqacmod...

Fu vimm... O jewip'v liqv aq xovj Fotpiz't amvonevi qmep vu fitvsuz vji gsepdjoti. Lopfe sinopft ni ug vji PGM xjodj xet piesmz opfitvsadvocmi e gix ziest ehu, pux ov't mowoph e tmux fievj.

 

[Scot]

Fu vimm... O jewip'v liqv aq xovj Fotpiz't amvonevi qmep vu fitvsuz vji gsepdjoti. Lopfe sinopft ni ug vji PGM xjodj xet piesmz opfitvsadvocmi e gix ziest ehu, pux ov't mowoph e tmux fievj.

Tussz, Tves Xest gept, zua'si puv hivvoph vjev Umf Siqacmod vsomuhz zua xepvif

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